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Pakistani media say sawal kia mehran base

Pakistani media say sawal. Kia Mehran base par hamly min qurbani sirf Lt Yasir nay di hay? Kia baqi log jo shaheed hoay hain

Teen sardar party menanay k liyegaeaur bad

teen Sardar party menanay k liye…gae…..aur bad mein yad aya k pepsi lana bhol gaye…ab un mein se aik chotay sardar ko uno nay

Aik couple honeymoon mana kr wapsi train

Aik Couple Honeymoon Mana kr wapsi train ma bary romantic Mood ma aa raha tha Wife: janu sar ma dard ho raha ha, Husbnd

Mere ek ek ansoo ka hisab dena hoga

Mere ek-ek ansoo ka hisab dena hoga Aye sangdil tujhko bhi meri tarha rona hoga Siskiyo main lipti tanha bojhal raate Har shab tujhko

Janam ki pyaas thi meri kaise sahti

Janam Ki Pyaas Thi Meri, Kaise Sahti Ab Aur Doori, Chipak Gayi Mohan Ke Tan Se, Laga Choomne Wo Bhi Manse. Choochi Tan Gayi,

Aik train ulatnay ka case adalat mein

Aik Train ulatnay ka Case Adalat mein tha. Train ka Driver jo ke Pathan tha, Us se Poocha ke tumne Train Patri se kiu

Mother beti ab tum 16 saal ki

MOTHER: Beti Ab Tum 16 Saal Ki Ho Gai Ho Waqt Aa Gaya Hay Sex K Barey Main Jan’ny Ka… , , . .

Bana gulab to kantay chubha gaya aik

Bana gulab to kantay chubha gaya aik shakhs, Hua chiragh to ghar hi jala gaya aik shakhs, Tamam rang meray aur saray khuwab meray,

sar e mehshar ali as

*. . .Sar e Mehshar Ali (A.S) Ka Ishq Aesa Kaam Kar Day Ga Sabeelon Ki Jagha Tasneem o Kosar Aam Kar Day Ga

Sir muhawre ka istemal karo mun me

Sir: Muhawre Ka Istemal Karo. ‘Mun Me Pani Aana’ Sardar: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko Munh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya, Mere Munh Mai

Unhe nind aa gai hum jagte rahe

Unhe nind aa gai hum jagte rahe Unhe mil gai manzil hum bhagte rahe wo khusiyu ko aankho mei lekar chala karte the Hum

Dil dola re dil arrey chakkar aa

Dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re

Room me 1 bohat hi badboo daar kutta

Room me 1 Bohat Hi Badboo-Daar kutta Tha, Imran,Nawaz Or altaf me Shart Lagi K Jo Is Room me Ziyada Dair Tak Raha To

Chand mubarakzilhaj ka chand nazar aa gaya

(ChanD MubaraK) ZiLHaJ Ka ChanD Nazar Aa Gaya Hai…! 10 ZiLHaJ28 NovemberSaturday KoInshaALLAH‘EiD-uL-Azha’Ho Gi…!So in advance *EID MUBARAK*

Ek admi kabar par betha tha musafir

ek admi kabar par betha tha, musafir ne pucha dar nahin lagta??? admi:darne ki kya bat hai???ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa

Ak pathan restey key ley tasveer khechwa

ak pathan restey key ley tasveer khechwa raha tha bachground mai ghadha(donkey)bhe aa gaya pathan ney tasveer key sath ye lekh kr bheja k

1 bus ma baba g ka paaon

1 Bus ma Baba G ka paaon Larki k paaun per aa gaya. Baba G: Sorry! Larki: Get lost Phir 1 handsome larkey ka

nikla tu tha naye dil ki

*. .nikla tu tha naye dil ki talash main manzil pe, mOhs!N raste pe mila wohi dil zakhmi halat main k raham aa gaya.

Dil dola re dil arrey chakkar

Dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re

Dayaar e dil ki raat mein chiraagh sa jala

Dayaar-E-Dil Ki Raat Mein Chiraagh Sa Jala Gaya, Mila Nahi To Kya Hua Wo Shakl To Dikha Gaya, Judaaiyon Ke Zakhm Dard-E-Zindagi Ne Bhar

Rootha jo pyar humse dubara nahi mila

Rootha jo Pyar Humse Dubara Nahi Mila, Kya Bewafa Tha Shakhs Dubara Nahi Mila, Ek Baar Aa Gaya tha Sailab Aankh Main, Darya ko

Bana gulab to kantay chubha gaya aik

Bana gulab to kantay chubha gaya aik shakhs, Hua chiragh to ghar hi jala gaya aik shakhs, Tamam rang meray aur saray khuwab meray,

Eik molvi bus main ja raha tha

EIK MOLVI BUS MAIN JA RAHA THA SAMNAY BAITHAY EIK AURAT APNAY BAITAY KO BAR BAR YE HI BOL RAHI THI ‘BAITA JALDI SAY

Aik admi ney bus ki khirki se

Aik admi ney bus ki khirki se mu bahir nikal ker aik lerkay ko bula ker pucha: Beta ye kon sa jaga hy? Lerka:

Tum aa gaye ho noor gaya

Tum aa gaye ho ; Noor aa gaya hai Chalo teeno picture challe…..

Kal shab dekha jab tujhay aa gaya

Kal Shab Dekha Jab Tujhay, Aa Gaya Yaad Woh Beeta Huwa Zamana, Chup Chup Kar Likhna Khat, Woh Ansoon Ka bahana Milnay Kay Liya

1 pattan cinema hall mein cold drink

1 Pattan cinema hall mein cold drink ki bottle ley k betha tha. kabhi 15 mint mein moonh lagata to. . . kabhi 20

kehna yeh chahta tha ke

*. . .Kehna Yeh Chahta Tha Ke Dunia Hai Bewafa, . . Sharminda Hoon Ke Lab Pe Tera Naam Aa Gaya. . .* R

Bana gulab to kantay chubha gaya aik

Bana gulab to kantay chubha gaya aik shakhs, Hua chiragh to ghar hi jala gaya aik shakhs, Tamam rang meray aur saray khuwab meray,

Ye keh kr pathan ne truck larkioon

Ye keh kr Pathan Ne truck Larkioon pe charha Dia FARAZ, Bachna ae Hasinoo Lo main aa Gaya…. . . , ., , ,

Aa gaya hay mujh main hosla tujhay

Aa Gaya Hay Mujh Main Hosla Tujhay Chornay Ka Main Aakhri Saans Leti Hoon Aur Tum Azaad

Jis ne gham e hussain as mein

Jis Ne Gham e Hussain (A.S) Mein Aansu Bahaye Hain Lakhon Chiragh Raah e Wafa Mein Jalaye Hain Shabbeer (A.S) Jaag Uthay Jo Kabhi

1 derwaish kehta ta k zamana aisa

1 derwaish kehta ta k 1 zamana aisa bhi aayega k.. 1 dost sms karey ga.. OR 2sra dheet ban ker Sirf perh ker

Sardar dentist ke paas gaya jor jor se

Sardar dentist ke paas gaya, jor-jor se hasa aur ghar aa gaya. wife: kaha gaye the Sardar: Daant dikhane gaya tha

Tore makhluq khudawandon ke paikar kis ne

Tore makhluq khudawandon ke paikar kis ne? Kaat kar rakh diye kaffaar ke lashkar kis ne? Aa gaya ain laraai mein agar waqt-e-namaz, Qibla

Qurbat ki teri piyaas hay wesay tu

Qurbat ki teri piyaas hay wesay tu theek hoon ik dard dil k paass hai wesay tu theek hoon, Daikha jo chaand ko tu

Aamad e qasim as hui hai mujtaba

Aamad e Qasim (A.S) Hui Hai Mujtaba (A.S) Ki God Mein Khud Hassan (A.S) Aaye Thay Jaisay Murtaza (A.S) Ki God Mein Bha Gayi

Hansi ko main sun ek bar chonk

Hansi ko main sun ek bar chonk utha GurIyA. . . / Yah mujh main dukh chhupaane ka kamaal kaisey aa gaya!

Hansi ko main sun ek bar chonk

Hansi ko main sun ek bar chonk utha GurIyA. . . / Yah mujh main dukh chhupaane ka kamaal kaisey aa gaya!

Muskura utha khuda ka ghar dekho abu

Muskura Utha Khuda Ka Ghar Dekho Abu Turab (A.S) Aa Gaya Zindagi Jawan Ho Gayi Deen Per Shabab Aa Gaya Aa Gaya Hai Aaj

Raat pesaveracha gaya surajroshni k sath aa

‘Raat Pe’SAVERA’Cha Gaya ‘SURAJ’Roshni K Sath Aa gaya Ye Mahol’SUBHA’Ka Sab hi Ko Bha Gaya Or Aap Ne Aankh Kholi To SMS Hamara Agaya.

Sardar k donon kaan jal gaye doctor

Sardar k donon kaan jal gaye, Doctor: Tumhary kaan kaise jal gaye? Sardar: Main Qameez Istri kar raha tha k Phone aa gaya, main

Pathan film dekhne gaya lekin wo ka

Pathan Film Dekhne Gaya Lekin Wo Film Ka Board Hi Dekh Ke Wapas Aa Gaya.. Q . . Q k . . . Us

Tujhe hai mashq e sitam ka malaal waise hi

Tujhe hai Mashq-e-Sitam ka Malaal waise hi humari Jaan hai, Jaan par wabaal waise hi Chala tha Zikr Zmaane ki bewafaai ka so aa

Waqat se ki kya shikayat karein

Waqat Se Waqat Ki Kya Shikayat Waqat Se Waqat Ki Kya Shikayat Karein Waqat Hi Na Raha Waqat Ki Baat Hai Uss Ney Dekha

Dil dola re dil arrey chakkar

Dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re

Khamooshi sa bikharna aa gaya hai hamain

Khamooshi sa bikharna aa gaya hai, Hamain ab khud ujarna aa gaya hai, kisi ko bewafa kehte nahi hain hum Hamain bhi ab badalna

Bana gulab to kantay chubha gaya aik

Bana gulab to kantay chubha gaya aik shakhs, Hua chiragh to ghar hi jala gaya aik shakhs, Tamam rang meray aur saray khuwab meray,

Aa gaya hai mujh main hosla tujhe

Aa Gaya Hai Mujh Main Hosla Tujhe Chornay Ka..!! Main Aakhri Sans Leti Hoon Aur Tum Azaad…!! —

Ghazal phr dil ne kaha hy

GHAZAL.. Phr Dil Ne Kaha Hy Tujhe Mangon Khuda Se, Phr Ankhon Ne Tere Deedar Ki Chahat Ki Hy, Phr Aaj Baras Gaien Ankhen

Sharabi daaru se tang aa gaya aur

Sharabi DAARU se tang aa gaya aur botlain tornay laga Ek tori Teri waja se meri nokri chali gai Doosri tori Teri waja se

Best of agr mujh ko shikast e dil

{Best of $agär} ‘Mujh ko Shikast-e-Dil ka Maza Yad aa gya, ‘Tum kyun Udaas ho gaey kya yad aa gaya ‘kehnay ko zindagi thi

sun kar teri zuban se

*. . .Sun kar teri zuban se naizay ki nok per. . .* *. . .Lutf aa gaya Khuda ko bhi apne Kalaam ka.

Baap beta jab koi buzurg khara

Baap : beta Jab koi Buzurg khara Ho to apni Jaga usay Baithnay k liye De Diya karo .Ek Din Beta apnay Baap ki

Andhe k hath mein torch behray

Andhe k hath mein TORCH Behray k hath mein RADIO Gongay k hath me MIKE Or Kanjoos k hath mein MOBILE KYA ZAMANA AA

Phir dil ne kaha hy tujhe mangu

Phir Dil Ne Kaha Hy Tujhe Mangu Khuda sy Phir Aankhon Ne Teri Deed Ki Chahat Ki Hy Phir Aaj Baras Gayeen Aankhen Yaad

Tujhe hai mashqesitam ka malaal waisy hi

Tujhe hai mashq.E.sitam ka malaal waisy hi Hamari jaan thi, jaan pe wabaal waisy hi. Chala tha zikr zamaany ki be wafai ka So

Boht dino se apsne doston ko bhole

Boht dino se apsne doston ko bhole howe teh… FARAZ…. Aaj film ‘NAMAK HARAM’ dekhi to sub yaad aa gaya !!

Midhat e shbbir as tera shukria katib

Midhat e SHBBIR A’S Tera Shukria, Katib e Taqdeer Tera Shukria, Yad AKBAR A’S Ki Dila Deta Hy Tu Nara e TAKBEER Tera Shukria,

Gujjar ki majj masjid me chali gai

gujjar ki majj masjid me chali gai. molvi sahab ne gujjar ko boat danta.. gujjar bola molvi sahab janwar c galti naal aa gaya

Ye keh kr pathan ne truck larkioon

Ye keh kr Pathan Ne truck Larkioon pe charha Dia FARAZ, Bachna ae Hasinoo Lo main aa Gaya…. . . , ., , ,

Kamzor dil wale plz ye sms na

Kamzor dil wale plz ye sms na perhein . Ek bohat khobsurt larki thi Gali ka aik larka usay bohat pasand krta tha 1

Ek shadi mein achanak kahin se jinn

Ek Shadi Mein Achanak Kahin se Ek JINN Aa Gaya..! Jinn ko Dekhte Hi; Larkiyon ki Cheekheyn Nikal Gayin, …… Wahan par Ek BABA

1 bacha school bus main driver k

1 bacha school bus main driver k pechay betha khud se batain kar raha tha; agar meri maa hathni aur baap hathi hota to

Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua

Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua to rab se sikayat hogi…. Ek to jhella nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!

Dil dola re dil arrey chakkar

Dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re

Tujhe bhoolne ki koshish mein jab dil

Tujhe bhoolne ki koshish mein, Jab dil ye zid pe aa gaya, Main aankh moond ke baith gaya, Tu khayaal pe phir chaa gayi?

Us se kaho mere wajood me wafa

US SE KAHO Mere wajood me wafa ki Roshni utaar dy, Phir itna pyar dy k Mujhy chahaton me maar dy, Bohat udaas tha…!

Pathan apne sharabi dost ko raat k

Pathan Apne Sharabi Dost Ko Raat K Waqt Ghar Le Ja Rha Tha- Raste Me Ek Pul Se Guzarte Hue Sharabi Ne Darya Me

Sharabi daru se tang aa gaya 3

Sharabi DARU se tang aa gaya 3 botly ye keh k tor di.. .. 1st.Teri waja se meri nokri chali gai. .. 2nd teri

Sardar k dono kaan jal gaye

Sardar K Dono Kaan Jal Gaye: Doctor: Tumharey Kaan Kese jaly? Sardar: Main Qameez Istari Kar Raha tha ke Phone Aa Gaya. Main ne

Dil dola re dil arrey chakkar aa

Dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re

Labo pe aaj unka naam aa gaya

Labo pe aaj unka naam AA gaya, Pyase k haath jaise jaam AA gaya, Dole kadam to gira unki baahon me jaakar, Aaj hamara

Biwi aaj ap office se itni

Biwi : aaj ap office se itni jaldi kaise aa gae ? Shohar : achanak boss ko ghussa aa gaya . or woh bola

Pani kar gayi dariya ko ek bachay

Pani Pani Kar Gayi Dariya Ko Ek Bachay Ki Pyas Tishnagi Ko Sans Lenay Ka Qareena Aa Gaya Teer Kha Kar Hans Para Asgar

Bana gulab to kantay chubha gaya aik

Bana gulab to kantay chubha gaya aik shakhs, Hua chiragh to ghar hi jala gaya aik shakhs, Tamam rang meray aur saray khuwab meray,

Tumsa koi dusara zamin par ho to

Tumsa koi dusara zamin par ho to rab se shikayat hogi, tumsa koi dusara zamin par ho to rabse shikayat hogi, Ek to jhela

Ek admi kabar par betha tha musafir

ek admi kabar par betha tha, musafir ne pucha dar nahin lagta??? admi:darne ki kya bat hai???ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa

Bana gulab to kantay chubha gaya aik

Bana gulab to kantay chubha gaya aik shakhs, Hua chiragh to ghar hi jala gaya aik shakhs, Tamam rang meray aur saray khuwab meray,

Kaise kahu ki hame jina aa gaya

Kaise kahu ki hame jina Aa gaya, Ki dil ki nagri me aur ek nagina aa gaya. Kaise kahu ki wo bhi chod gayi

Bana gulab to kantay chubha gaya aik

Bana gulab to kantay chubha gaya aik shakhs, Hua chiragh to ghar hi jala gaya aik shakhs, Tamam rang meray aur saray khuwab meray,

Ye tu dil tha dewana k tum

Ye tu Dil tha Dewana k Tum par aa gaya Warna Hum Qeemti pathron ko bhi uthaya nahi karte Ye mana k Tum Haseen

Bana gulab to kantay chubha gaya aik

Bana gulab to kantay chubha gaya aik shakhs, Hua chiragh to ghar hi jala gaya aik shakhs, Tamam rang meray aur saray khuwab meray,

Chaand raaat ko sabhi dekhain hilaal e eid

Chaand raaat ko sabhi dekhain, hilaal-e-eid ko Ik hamara hi naseeba hadiyan turva gaay Hum the chaand ke nazaare main khoye hue Bus achanak

Dil dola re dil arrey chakkar aa

Dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re

Apna woh nahi jo paas aa gaya

APNA WOH NAHI JO PAAS AA GAYA PARAYA WOH NAHI JO DOOR CHALA GAYA AANE JANE SE NAHI BANTE APPNE PARAYE APNA TO WOH

Kahne ko zindagi thi bohat mukhstar magar

kahne ko zindagi thi bohat mukhstar magar kuch youn basar howi k khuda yaad aa gaya.

Bana gulab to kantay chubha gaya aik

Bana gulab to kantay chubha gaya aik shakhs, Hua chiragh to ghar hi jala gaya aik shakhs, Tamam rang meray aur saray khuwab meray,

Ek trai ulatnay ka case adalat me

Ek trai ulatnay ka case Adalat me tha. Train ka driver jo k ‘phatan’ tha us se pucha k tum ne train patri se

Yaad ha mein kia tha per ab

Yaad Ha Mein Kia Tha, Per Ab Jane Kia Ho Gaya Aainey Mein Shakal Dekhey Ik Zamana Ho Gaya Khatam Hoti Diary, Girtey Hueye

Elaan e aam dosto te mitro markazi royat e pyar

”ELAAN-E-AAM” Dosto Te Mitro, Markazi Royat-e-Pyar Commetti Ne Elaan Kiya Hai K Valentines Day Ka Chand Nazar Aa Gaya Hai, Lehaza Kal 14 February,

Mujhe mil gayi dono alam ki shahi

Mujhe Mil Gayi Dono Alam Ki Shahi Mera Un Ke Mangton Mein Naam Aa Gaya Hain Kya Yeh Kam Hain Bhala Kya Yeh Kam

Sardar ke ghar uske sasural wale aaye

Sardar ke ghar uske sasural wale aaye, biwi boli jao bahar se kuch le kar aao. Sardar bahar gaya or taxi lekar aa gaya