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Height of shame a girl with

Height of Shame: A Girl with her Face Covered on a Bus Stop. A Man on a Bike Stops and Says: Chalti Hai Kya?

It is reported by sayyidina ibn umar

It is reported by Sayyidina Ibn Umar (R.A.A) that the Prophet (SALLALLAHU ALAIHI WASALLAM) said, “When a man lies, the angel moves away from

Lucky is the man who first love

Lucky is the man who is the first love of a woman, but luckier is the woman who is the last love of a

Marriage is an alliance entered into by

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can’t sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can’t sleep with the

I have yet to hear a man

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. Gloria Steinem

There are two freedoms the false

There are two freedoms – the false, where a man is free to do what he likes; the true, where he is free to

New concepts1money cant buy happiness but somehow

New concepts1.Money can’t buy happiness, but somehow, it’s more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle 2.Forgive yr enemies, but remember

Thrice fairer than myself thus she began

‘Thrice fairer than myself,’ thus she began ‘The fields chief flower, sweet above compare, Stain to all nymphs, more lovely than a man, More

School a place where papa pays nd

‘School’ A place where Papa pays nd Son plays. ‘Life Insurance’ A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can

As widowers proverbially marry again so a

As widowers proverbially marry again, so a man with the habit of friendship always finds new friends. George Santayana

When a man holds woman hands

“When a man holds a woman hands?” When a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense

Love is swift of foot loves a

Love is Swift of foot: Love’s a man of War, And can Shoot, And can Hit From Far. Happy Valentine’s Day

Whats the moral of movie robot

What’s The Moral Of Movie ROBOT . . . ? ? . . . . . . . . . . . . .

A man asked i want peace

A man asked: I want peace The wise man replied: Remove the I this is Ego then remove want that is Desire nd Peace

Try not to become a man of

Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value. My facebook account http://www.facebook.com/people/Faisal-Hassan/100001827965509

Give a man fish and you feed

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.

Fantastic definitions school a place where

~¤Fantastic definitions¤~ School: A place where papa pays & son plays 😀 Life insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so

When titanic was sinkingm a man asked

When TITANIC was sinkingm, a man asked Sardar ji, how for LAND is?..? Sardar: 3 kms?.. Man jumped into the sea & asked: Which

Try not to become a man of

Try not to become a man of success But Rathertry to become a man of value….. (ALBERT EINSTINE)

He who does not know his own

He, who does not know his own worth is doomed to destruction Opportunity moves quickly and rarely comes back Good physical health comes from

Why does a man want to have

WHY does a man want to have a WIFE? Because: (W)ashing (I)roning (F)ood (E)ntertainment

If a man character is to be

If a man character is to be abused there’s nobody like a relative to do the business. William Makepeace Thackeray

A man keep his wifes photo in

A man keep his wife’s photo in pocket ? Because when ever he is in trouble , he looks at the photo and think….

A man had his credit card stolen

‘A man had his credit card stolen. He however decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.’

She was all alone in the home

sHE wAS aLL aLONE In tHE hOME! sHE wENT INTO tHE sWIMMING pOOL. sHE wAS cOMPLETELY nUDE aND wET. SUDDENLY, A MAN CAME… HE

Girl in a party to man excuse

Girl in a party to a man: Excuse me sir kia aap mere FACE se 1 cheez hata sakte hain? Man (KHUSH hoe huye):

One day a man inserted an advertisement

One day a man inserted an ‘advertisement’ in the local classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the

Once a man wz walkin read

Once a man wz walkin & read dis writen on a wall’Qull huwaAllah ho ahad,Allah hu samad,Lam yalid Wa lam youlad,Wa lam yakoul lahu

A man goes to a shop i

A Man goes to a shop: “I need a ladies suit..?” Shopkeeper: “Sir, Begum kay liye chahiye ya koi achha sa dikhaon?”

A father means so many things understanding

A Father means so many things… A understanding heart, A source of strength and of support Right from the very start. A constant readiness

A man is not alone in the

A man is not alone in the company of a woman, except that the third of them is shaytaan [Tirmidhi]

Girls are special ones created by god

Girls are special ones created by God.. if you praise her,she thinks you are tell’g lies if you dont, you are good for noth’g

We are motivated by a keen desire

We are motivated by a keen desire for praise, and the better a man is the more he is inspired by glory. The very

the most touching lines written by

“ The most touching lines written by a man to his love- ‘Ever u miss me, never u cry! For a drop of tear

It is from numberless diverse acts of

It is from numberless diverse acts of courage and belief that human history is shaped. Each time a man stands up for an ideal,

A man to sardar lets play chess

A man to sardar: lets to play Chess. Santa: You wait i am bringing my Sport Shoes.

Girl in a party to man excuse

Girl in a party to a man: Excuse me sir kia aap mere FACE se 1 cheez hata sakte hain? Man (KHUSH hoe huye):

Happy valentines day from me to you

Happy Valentines Day from me to you. So glad i sent a card to you. You know how I feel you know what i

Marriage its an agreement in which a

Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

A man went 2 a pet shop

A man went 2 a pet shop. He saw a parrot n said If u giv correct answr of my question, I ll buy

Lucky is the man who first love

Lucky is the man who is the first love of a woman,but luckier is the woman who is the last love of a man.

When a man spends to support his

When a man spends to support his family hoping (for Allah’s reward) it is counted for him as sadaqah. Bukhari,Muslim

May allah have mercy on a man

May Allah have mercy on a man who is kind when he buys, when he sells, and when he makes a demand. Bukhari

A man was searching these words on

A man was searching these words on Google; ‘How to tackle a wife..’ . Google Search Result: ‘We are also searching……’

A man to his friend my wife

A Man To His Friend: My Wife Died Yesterday.!! I m Trying To Cry But Tears are Not Coming Out 🙂 What To Do?

A man has more character in his

A man has more character in his face at forty than at twenty–he has suffered longer. Mae West

A man can love a million

A MAN can love a MILLION GIRLS, But only a REAL man can LOVE ONE GIRL in a million ways!

A man dies in heaven he sees

A man dies. In heaven he sees a large Wall full of Clocks. He asks angel, ‘What r these for?’ Angel answers, ‘These r

A man saw little poor boy looking

A MAn Saw A little Poor BOY LOOKING At His Expensive Car. . . . He TooK he boy 4 A drive, Boy: Your

A man asked sardar g aqal bari

A man Asked Sardar G “Aqal bari k Bhains?” Sardar G said: “Let me think.” . . . . After 3 hours sardar Replied:

What can be added to the happiness

What can be added to the happiness of a man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience?

A man in hell asked devil can

A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil

Value of a man depends upon his

Value of a man depends upon his courage; his veracity depends upon his self-respect and his chastity depends upon his sense of honor.

A girl in a train was reading

‘A girl in a train was reading a book about ‘Men’ It said Italian men are the most charming and pakistani men are the

A girl in a train was reading

A girl in a train was reading a book about ‘Men’ It said Italian men are the most charming and pakistani men are the

Commitment means that it is possible for

Commitment means that it is possible for a man to yield the nerve center of his consent to a purpose or cause, a movement

A man was doig some push up

a man was doig some push up exercises on d beach,a sardar sees him, starts laughing and says,’ANNI DAYA ,ZANAANI THALLLONN NASS GAI AA’

I moaned because had no shoes until

I moaned because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.

A man without a goal is like

A man without a goal is like a ship without a rudder. Thomas Carlyle

Doctor implants new ear to a man

doctor implants new ear to a man Man: doctor! you swine you gave me an ear of woman Dr: yes! but it makes no

A happy man is a of honesty

A happy man is a man of honesty and sharp intelligence. So, congratulations on your anniversary, happy man! Goodness of heart eclipses the genius

I cant bear art that you can

I can’t bear art that you can walk round and admire. A book should be either a bandit or a rebel or a man

A man in hell asked devil can

A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil

A man jumpd into water didnt

A Man Jumpd into Water Didnt Come Out Anothr Man Jumpd into Water Didnt Come Out A Pathan Scientst Was Watching Concluded ‘Humans r

Im proof against that word failure ive

I’m proof against that word failure. I’ve seen behind it. The only failure a man ought to fear is failure of cleaving to the

A man talked to allah and said

A man talked to ALLAH and said I Dun Love this Life! Its Not Beautiful.. ALLAH Said: Who Told U To Love Life.. Love

Doctor implants a new ear to man

Doctor implants a New Ear to a man. Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman?s ear Doctor: It makes no difference Man: It

A man had his credit card stolen

A man had his credit card stolen. He however decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

Commitment means that it is possible for

Commitment means that it is possible for a man to yield the nerve center of his consent to a purpose or cause, a movement

It is always right that a man

it is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.

A failure is a man who has

A failure is a man who has blundered, but is not able to cash in on the experience. Elbert Hubbard

If a man does his best what

If a man does his best, what else is there? General George S. Patton

A girl ask to moulvi can i

A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man? moulvi: astaghfirullah! astaghfirullah! girl: can i kiss a boy? moulvi: laahulawala quwata……… girl: can

Why government do not allow a man

Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.

A man with outward courage dares to

A man with outward courage dares to die. A man with inward courage dares to live.

You can lead a man up to

You can lead a man up to the university but you can’t make him think. (Finley Peter Dunne)

Impossible is nothing when a man tries

Impossible is nothing when a man tries… . . .. . . . . . . . . . . or when woman cries.

A bus full of mother in laws was going

A bus full of Mother-in-Laws was going around the islands. The bus crashed and everyone died, people cried for a week. A man was

The story behind ladies first long

The Story behind ‘Ladies First.’ Long ago, a man & woman were madly in love. They wanted to marry. Parents did not approve. They

Different phases of a man

Different Phases of a man : after engagement: super man , after marriage: gentle man , after 10 years: watch ; man , &

Molvi saab was online on facebook

Molvi Saab was online on Facebook. A man in chat: Molvi saab, Kal mere betay ne cigarette pi aur jab main ne usse mara

On a cigarette shop board a

On a Cigarette shop board. ‘A man who loves a girl truely,will one day love me too.’ 😉

Three young ladies proposed a man he

…*Three young ladies proposed a man. He had to choose one of them… He tested by giving them 5000 each to spend. 1 bought

A lovable story flight was flying

A Lovable Story . . A Flight Was Flying through The Clouds. . Suddenly, It Lost The Balance. . . . Everyone Started Shouting

A man jumped into the water

..*A man jumped into the water & didn’t came out anthor man jumped in to water & didn’t came out… . . . A

The true measurement of greatness a man

The true measurement of greatness of a man is that how he behaves with the person who can give him nothing. GoOd MoRnInG.

A woman is like bluetooth you

A Woman Is Like BLUETOOTH. . . You r Next To Her, She Stays Connected. You Go Away, She Finds New Devices . .

A british man came t0 an aalim

A British man came t0 an AALIM and asked:why is it not permissible in ISLAM f0r women t0 shake hands with a man?? The

Girl in a party to man excuse

‘Girl in a party to a man: Excuse me sir kia aap mere FACE se 1 cheez hata sakte hain? Man (KHUSH hoe huye):

A man was lost alone on an

A man was lost alone on an island. 1day he decided 2 build a wooden boat.Suddenly a grl comes & man uses d wood

Great quotation forever a man asked

Great quotation Forever! A Man Asked A Sculptorist: ‘How Do You Make Such Beautiful Idols From Stone?’ He Replied: ‘Idols & Images Are Already

A mans silence can break womans

a man’s silence can break a woman’s heart into thousand of pieces…….while a woman’s silence can gibe a man thousands moments of peace.

A man came home late at night

A Man Came Home Late At Night After A Party. His Wife Yelled: ‘How Would You Feel If You Don’t See Me For Two

Friendship is to be purchased only by

Friendship is to be purchased only by friendship. A man may have authority over others, but he can never have their hearts but by

A man is like a fraction

A man is like a fraction whose numerator is wh8 He is & whose denominator is wh8 He thinks of Himself. Larger the denominator,

A man asked sardarji why manmohan singh

A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM

Q what do you call a man

Q: What do you call a man who can’t hear anything? Sardar: Anything you want because he can’t hear na!!!

Often it is just lack of imagination

Often it is just lack of imagination that keeps a man from suffering very much. Marcel Proust

It is from numberless diverse acts of

It is from numberless diverse acts of courage and belief that human history is shaped. Each time a man stands up for an ideal,

A woman worries about the future until

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

Let us learn to show our friendship

Let us learn to show our friendship for a man when he is alive and not after he is dead.

A man knows he is growing old

A man knows he is growing old because he begins to look like his father.

Fie lifeless picture cold and senseless stone

‘Fie, lifeless picture, cold and senseless stone, Well-painted idol, image dull and dead, Statue contenting but the eye alone, Thing like a man, but

Once more the engine of her thoughts

Once more the engine of her thoughts began: ‘O fairest mover on this mortal round, Would thou wert as I am, and I a

There can be no failure to a

There can be no failure to a man who has not lost his courage, his character, his self respect, or his self-confidence. He is

A diplomat is a man who always

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age. HAPPY BIRTHDAY

When you sell a man book dont

When you sell a man a book, you don’t sell him 12 ounces of paper and ink and glue – you sell him a

A book is one of the most

A book is one of the most patient of all man’s inventions. Centuries mean nothing to a well-made book. It awaits its destined reader,

If a man spends on his family

If a man spends on his family sincerely for Allah’s sake then it is a (kind of) alms-giving in reward for him. Bukhari

In politics if you want anything said

In politics if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman. Margaret Thatcher, British Politician

Luck is a man who the firstlove

luck is a man who is the firstlove of a woman, luckier is the woman who is the last love of a man, [email protected]

Which body part of a man has

Which body Part… of a man has no bone itz full of veins lovez pumping & responsible 4 making LOVE! ANSWER: HEART!!! But i

His enemies admired his teachings uniting every

His enemies admired his teachings, Uniting every religion, every clan. Till ISLAM came to every corner of the world, O, but indeed he was

Angel asked a man after death kya

Angel Asked A Man After Death: Kya Tum Shadi Shuda Thay? Man: Yes Angel Ordered: Ye Dozakh Bhugat K Aaya Hai Isse Jannat Mei

American in our country a man

American – In Our Country A Man Had No Legs We Put Him Artificial Legs Now He Is Race Champ. Russian – In Our

A man accused of theft was appearing

A man accused of theft was appearing before the Judge. ‘Your Honor,’ his lawyer said, ‘I feel it is very unfair for my client

Once a man asked fallen rose

Once a Man Asked a Fallen Rose: ‘Don’t U Get Hurt Wen U r Plucked??’ RoZe Replied: ‘No, i 4get My Pain Aftr Thinkng

Latent in every man is a venom

Latent in every man is a venom of amazing bitterness, a black resentment; something that curses and loathes life, a feeling of being trapped,

A man asks sardar why are you

A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for

A man has 2 parrots today

a man has 2 parrots (today) 1 din ik totay ne dosry ki chumi lay li… us admi ne saza k tor pr toty

When a man opens the door of

When a man opens the door of his Car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing , either the CAR is

A man in usa sees a dog

A man in USA sees a dog attacking a lady. He kicks the dog it dies.Newspaper report: ‘LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM DOG’. Man

It is part of the sunna that

It is part of the Sunna that A man should accompany his guest to the door of the house. (Ibn Majah, Baihaqi).

It is better for a man to

It is better for a man to give one dirham as Sadqa during his lifetime than to give a hundred at the time of

A man u cheated me shopkeeper no

A MAN: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. MAN: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says

Shakespeare said if u want 2 b

Shakespeare said: If U Want 2 B Happy Wid a MAN, Love him less n understand him more. & If U Want 2 B

How do you save a man from

How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.

A man was doing some push up

A man was doing some Push Up exercises on the beach, A Sardar sees him, starts laughing and says… Anni deya! Zanaani thalun Nass

0nce bird asked to a bee after

0nce Bird asked to a Bee: ‘After a continuous hardwork, you prepare the honey.. BUT a man steals it. Do you not feel sad?’