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3RD SMS Messages

Cnn se raat ko us american foji

CNN se raat ko us american foji ne interview dety hue kaha, Jisne Abbotabad opration mai hissa lia tha, k jab hum USAMA BIN

Im sorry to my nation shahid khan

i,M SORRY TO MY NATION’ (SHAHID KHAN AFRIDI) Y SORRY?! U GAVE US A HOPE BY REACHING IN THE SEMI’Z ……AND BRINGING THAT BEAUTY

1 building k 110th floor pr 3

1 Building K 110th Floor Pr 3 Dost Rehty Thy,1 Din Lift khrab Thi,UnhoNe Serhiyo Se Upr Jane Ka Fesla Kia,Boriat Se Bachny K

Story of newtons laws once a

Story of Newton’s Laws: Once A Goat was walking. Newton stopped it.. It stopped. He found his first law ‘An object continues to move

appy 3rd eid

|”|__|”|. | APPY.*.* |__|”|__|. 3rd *.EID nd JUMMA.* .*MUBARAK*.

Wiladat 1st imam muhammad baqir as 5th

Wiladat 1st IMAM MUHAMMAD BAQIR A.S 5th IMAM ALI NAQI A.S 9th Hazrat ALI ASGHAR A.S 10th IMAM MUHAMMAD TAQI A.S 13th IMAM ALI

Baapmere 4 bche hain 1 ne

Baap:Mere 4 bche hain 1 ne MBA 2nd MA 3rd ne PHD ki hy or 4TH chor hy Frnd:jo chor ha use ghar se

Bhool jao doston ko kesi baat karty

bhool jao doston ko kesi baat karty ho… galib exam mai mcq’s tera baap btaye ga…* (. .) / / 0ye jani i love

A girl takes 3 month to judge

A girl takes 3 month to judge a boy On Whether She Likes Him Or Not.. . . . But A Boy Takes 3

4 facts 2 live better 1st never

4 Facts 2 Live Better… 1st “Never Say Sorry 2 D 1 Who Likes U” 2nd “Nevr Say Bye 2 D 1 Who Needs

Hapy 3rd day of 3id aur

Hapy 3rd day of 3id Aur barh jati ha bhooli hoi yadon ki kasak…!!! Eid ke din tu faqat zakhm haray karta hon…!!!

Pak tour of eng 5odi 10sep

PAK Tour of ENG (5.ODI) 10.Sep 1st 0Di at Chester le Street 02:15 12.Sep 2nd ODi at Leeds 02:15 17.Sep 3rd ODi at Oval

3 sardar aids pe talkng 1st

3 sardar aids pe talkng . 1st : Mein condom laga k sex krta hoon, 2nd : Mein Dettol laga k sex krta hun,

Do u knowhow newton found 2nd and

Do u know…how Newton found 2nd and 3rd law of motion? He gave a force ‘F’ by kicking a cow and 4 dat it

Japanese psychology the 3rd letter of

Japanese Psychology The 3rd letter of ur name shows ur character. A: Gifted B: Loved by all C: Innocent D: Talented E: Good but

Ik admi ka beta 5th clas mae

Ik admi ka beta 5th clas mae fail hua to 4th mein wapis aya. 4th main fail hua to 3rd main Or 3rd se

Things 2 take note when u sleep

ThinGs 2 TaKe NoTe WheN u SleeP: 1st-MiSS Me, 2nd-ThInk oF ME, 3rd-HuG Me, 4th-LoVE mE. TrY 2 SLEEp NoW & ClOSe Ur EyeS.

1 murghi ne 3 anday dye or

1 Murghi ne 3 Anday Dye, Or Dua Mangi k Ae Allah Mri Olad ko Siyastdan Bnana, Jb 1 Anda Tuta to ZARDARI NiklA,

Ek charsi 3rd floor se neeche gir

Ek charsi 3rd Floor Se Neeche Gir Gaya Log Uske Ird-Gird Jama HoGaye Or Poocha: Kya Hua Bhai? Charsi: Pata Nhi Mai Khud Abi

1 aadmi ki 3rd bv ne apne

1 aadmi ki 3rd BV ne apne shohar se pucha: Aap ki 1st BV kaise mari? Shohar: Zeher khaane se. BV: Aur 2nd? Shohar:

Girls college k bahir larkiyan chaat wale

Girls College K Bahir Larkiyan Chaat Wale Se Chaat Kese Maang Rahi Thi. 1st; Uncle Meri Chaat 2nd; Uncle Pehle Meri Chaat 3rd; Main

3 aurtain husband se ghar k

3 Aurtain: Husband se ghar k kam Krwane ki bat krte hue. American: meny husbnd se kaha k ainda khana tm pkao gy 2nd

3 kaalay dost ikatthy ja rahay the

3 Kaalay dost ikatthy ja rahay the K achanak 1 pari aye or kaha k main tum 3 ki 1,1 wish puri karun gi.

I have 3 parts of my heart

I have 3 parts of my heart, . . . 1st 4 my Allah, . . 2nd 4 my Family, . 3rd 4 my

Iblees kia tha 40000 baras tak

Iblees kia tha?? 40,000 Baras tak jannat ka Khazanchi 80,000 Baras tak Malaika ka Sathi 20,000 Baras tak Malaika ko Waaz Sunata raha 30,000

3 dost ikaty ja rahy thy k

3 Dost ikaty ja rahy thy k achanak 1 pari aye aur kaha k may tum 3 ki 1,1 wish pori kar sakti ho.

1 kunwen main kutta gir gaya kuch

1 Kunwen main Kutta gir gaya. Kuch log Kunwe ko Pak karne k liye Molvi k pass gaey. Molvi ne kaha k 200 Baalti

3 room hain 1st me miyaan

3 Room hain 1st me Miyaan, B.V, 2nd me ak Rozedar 3rd me ak admi Namaz prh rha hy. . . Achanak koi ßahir

Father to his son how was the

Father to his son- How was the paper? Son- bas pehla sawal chut gaya. Father- acha,aur baki? Son- 3rd mujhe ata nahi tha, 4th

Things 2 take note when u sleep

Things 2 take note when u sleep: 1st-miss me, 2nd-think of me, 3rd-hug me, 4th-love me. Try 2 sleep now & close ur eyes.

5 important pencil lessons a maker

5 Important Pencil Lessons A Pencil Maker taught the Pencils 5 Important Lessons. 1st: Everything you do will always Leave a Mark. 2nd: You

Things 2 take note when u sleep

ThinGs 2 TaKe NoTe WheN u SleeP: 1st-MiSS Me, 2nd-ThInk oF ME, 3rd-HuG Me, 4th-LoVE mE. TrY 2 SLEEp NoW & ClOSe Ur EyeS.

3rd kalma subhaanallahe walhamdolillahe wala ilaha illallaho

3rd kalma: SUBHAANALLAHE, WALHAMDOLILLAHE, WALA ILAHA ILLALLAHO, WALLAAHO AKBER, WALA HAULA, WALA QUVVATA ILLA BILLAHIL ALIYYUL AZEEM. 4,900,000,000 angels just made dua 4 ur

Principal agar koi ladka girls hostel mein

PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500. MUNNA

Principal ager koi larka girls section ki

PRiNCiPAL: Ager Koi Larka Girls Section Ki Taraf Gaya to 1st Time Rs100 fine hoga or 2nd time200 & 3rd time500 hoga STUDENT: Sir

Women dr se mere pati mujh se

Women. Dr. Se? Mere pati mujh se sex nhe krte. Dr= ye 1 goli roz khilana. Orat ne 1 goli khilai to raat ko

Saas ne apny 3 damaadon ki mohabbat

SAAS ne apny 3 Damaadon ki Mohabbat Azmany k liye un k samny Darya me chalang laga di… 1st Damaad ne us ko bacha

Jadeed eduaction muhawry 1 science

jadeed Eduaction Muhawry!! 1. ‘ Science say Gira Arts me Atka’ 2.’ Fail hoty ko Practicals ka Sahara’ 3. ‘Dagree le k Aag me

Sardar ka beta 5th class se fail

Sardar ka beta 5th class se fail ho ke 4th mein aaya. 4th se 3rd.. 3rd se 2nd.. Sardar biwi se bola, ‘Begum shalwar

3 poltri forms ki inspection ho rhi

3 Poltri Forms ki Inspection ho rhi thi Inspector:Tum Choozoñ ko kya dety ho pthan:Bajra Inspector Wrong Food. Arest him! Inspector:Tum kya dety ho

Lush push country pakistan k city karachi

Lush Push Country Pakistan K City KARACHI K AREA Karachi University K 1 laibrary K 3rd Floor K Room No 5 Ki 7v Almari

Things 2 take note when u sleep

ThinGs 2 TaKe NoTe WheN u SleeP: 1st-MiSS Me, 2nd-ThInk oF ME, 3rd-HuG Me, 4th-LoVE mE. TrY 2 SLEEp NoW & ClOSe Ur EyeS.

Before marriage ure azaaaadd butttttt after

Before Marriage u’re Azaaaadd butttttt after marriage u’re Barbad….. 1) 1st Year of Marriage Husband speaks, wife listen. 2nd Year of Marriage Wife speaks,

Year 1963 aug

Year 1963 …… ……… ………. ……….. Aug 3rd, ….. ……. ………. …….. Evening, 07:48 — — —- —- … KUCH NAHI HUA THA. Chalo

A good apology has 3 parts 1

‘A GOOD APOLOGY HAS 3 PARTS’ 1. I AM SORRY 2. IT’S MY FAULT AND 3. WHAT CAN I DO TO MAKE IT RIGHT

Afzal amall aik shaksh ny ghr mn

Afzal Amall, aik shaksh ny aik ghr mn bhot roshni daikhe,2nd dn b ussee tareh ki roshni daikhee, 3rd day b jb aise he

3 habshi dost ikathy ja rahay the

3 habshi dost ikathy ja rahay the k achank 1 pari i or kaha k mai tum 3 ki 1,1 wish pori karo gi

3 srdar raste se ja rhe the

3 srdar raste se ja rhe the 3no ne ek murga dekha 1 srdar ye murga ha 2nd ye murgi ha 3rd ise pathar

hazrat ali as ka farman

*. . .Hazrat Ali a.s. Ka farman hain. . .* *. .Khuda ki qasam mjhe umat per khalifa bnaya gya hai. .* *. .aur

Yazeed ki 3 sala hakomat 1st

Yazeed Ki 3 Sala Hakomat:. 1st Year: Nawasa e Rasool Imam HUSSAIN a.s Or As’hab Ka Qatl, Bibi’on Ko Qaid 2nd Year: Madina Pr

How boys txt their gf after hurting

‘How Boys txt their GF after Hurting them. Ist Hour:Sorry 2nd Hour:Sorry Plz 3rd Hour:Just Talk 2 Me Once Dear 4th Hour:Plz Listen Jan

Judge tum 3rd tym adalat ma

‘Judge : Tum 3rd tym adalat ma aa rhey ho,tumhe shram nhi ati? Sardar : Oh janab Tusi roz aanday O,Tuwano nai aandi :-‘

Gadha b jo na khahey wo ghas

Gadha B Jo Na Khahey Wo Ghas Ho Tum Stupid Idiot Bakwas Ho Tum 52 Jokeron Wali Tash Ho Tum Insan B 3rd Class

Ladki apne boyfriend ko naraz karne ke

Ladki apne Boyfriend ko naraz karne ke baad SMS pe kaise manati hai..!! Check karo zraaaa 😀 1st Hour: Sorry 2nd Hour: Sorry plzz..

ramadan ka 3rd

,-¤*¤-._.-¤*¤-,( RAMADAN KA ) ‘-.,,_, 3RD ,_,.-‘,-¤*¤-._.-¤*¤-,( *ASHRA* ) ‘+.,,,,.-‘-.,,,,,.+’Mubarak.May Allah bless u.

Gadha b jo na khaye wo ghaas

Gadha B Jo Na Khaye Wo Ghaas Ho Tm, Stupid Idiot Bkwas Ho Tm, 52 Jokeron Wale Tash Ho Tm, Insan B 3rd Class

Wo to tanha chor gaya jatay a

Wo To Tanha Chor Gaya Jatay Jatay A Fraz… Aysay Bhi Marasim Na Thay Jatay Jatay…! A tribute to 3rd death aniversry of Syed

Three young ladies proposed a man he

…*Three young ladies proposed a man. He had to choose one of them… He tested by giving them 5000 each to spend. 1 bought

3 college girls apis mein batein

3 College girls apis mein batein kar rahi hain.. 1st Girl: HATH mein lo, to DABANAY ko DIL karta hai.. 2nd Girl: Haan yaar,

How boys txt their gf after hurting

How Boys txt their GF after Hurting them. Ist Hour:Sorry 2nd Hour:Sorry Plz 3rd Hour:Just Talk 2 Me Once Dear 4th Hour:Plz Listen Jan

Lrki apne boyfrnd k0 nraz krne k

Lrki! apne boyfrnd k0 nraz krne k baad sms pe kesy mnati hai: 1st Hour: Sorry 2nd Hour: Sorry plz 3rd Hour: plz bs

3 mujrmon ko szaye mot sunane se

3 Mujrmon ko szaye mot sunane se pehle judge ne poocha tmhari taleem kia hai? 1st. Maine M.A ki he. 2nd. Maine Diploma Kiya

Jannat k derwazay pe 3 log kharay

jannat k derwazay pe 3 log kharay thay. Farishta: sirf aik hi admi ander ja sakhta hai. 1st. mein molvi hon sari umer deen

Assalam o alaikum seven fresh

Assalam o alaikum *, *, *, *, *, *, *, Seven Fresh Flowers For You *1st For Your Health. *2nd For Your Wealth. *3rd

|=–.._..-=-._., | (* |=–!._..-=-._;; | | (@/@) | | / ‘/ |”””| / / |”””’| _ _””””” 3rd MARCH YAOM-E-PAKISTAN | MUBARK HO.

6 doston ki suhaag raat k bd

6 doston ki suhaag raat k bd next day baat cheet.. 1st bola: ‘Meri BV to Nokia 1110 jaisi hy.. Jese mrzi use kro’.

4 blessed ways of living 1st look

4 Blessed ways of living: 1st, Look back & Thank God. 2nd, Look forward & Trust God 3rd, Look around & serve God. 4th,

1 utt wqt me 80 rotian khata

1 ßutt 1 wqt me 80 rotian khata tha. Us ko circus walon ne dekha or hire kr lia. Pehla show shuro hua, us

3 log marne k bad jannat darwaze

3 log marne k bad Jannat k darwaze par pohnche 1st bola – me Molvi hu mene zindagi bhar ibadat ki mujhe andar ane

Principal agar koi larrka girlz section gaya

PRINCIPAL: Agar koi larrka girlz section gaya to 1st time Rs.100 fine hoga or 2nd time 200 & 3rd time 500 hoga. . .

Challenge 4u insan k jism kon se

Challenge 4u Insan k jism k kon se 3 asay hissy haen jinko kaatne se dard nhi hota 1- Hair 2- Nail 3- _____

4 techniques 2 live good life

4 Techniques – 2 Live Good Life 1st.. Look back & Thank God Always 2nd.. Look Forward & Trust God Always 3rd.. Look Around

eid

,*’ * ,, * ‘*, *, Eid …,* ‘ *,,* ‘ ,*’*, ,*’*,*’*, ,*’*, *, Mubarak. ,* ‘*, , *’ ‘*,,*’ 3rd day

tumharay liye

____________ ! ‘–.__.–‘ ! !___________! Tumharay liye Hai is ko barray piyar say kholna $==========$ / I WANT YOU / $==========$ $==========$ / I

Wish you very

WISH YOU VERY VERY {”}__{”},*,¤,*,¤, ( ¤ APPY,*,¤, {__}”{__},*,¤,*,¤, EID MUBARAK 3rd day

Classic example for students of different

Classic Example For Students Of Different Age Groups: 1st to 3rd Standard: …Hey I studied everything for exam … 4th to 6th std: Hey

Sharabi daru se tang aa gaya 3

Sharabi DARU se tang aa gaya 3 botly ye keh k tor di.. .. 1st.Teri waja se meri nokri chali gai. .. 2nd teri

A good apology has 3 parts

”A GOOD APOLOGY HAS 3 PARTS’ 1. I AM SORRY 2. IT’S MY FAULT AND 3. WHAT CAN I DO TO MAKE IT RIGHT

1st dost yar tum dono ki bv

1st dost yar tum dono ki bv raat ko tumhary bahar rahny per danti hai 2nd nahi khush hoti hai 1st wo koun 3rd

Intelligence test a boy forgot his

Intelligence Test! A boy forgot his pin-code which was of 5 digits, but luckily he remembered some hints. . . here are those clues.

Gadha b jo na khae wo ghas

Gadha b jo na khae wo Ghas ho tum Stupid Idiot Bakwas ho tum 52 Jokeron wali Tash ho tum Insan bhi 3rd class