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2nd SMS Messages

Mobile ko vibration pe rakh k rubber

Mobile ko Vibration Pe Rakh K Rubber K Saath ‘Lulli’ Pe Baandhein, Phir 2nd Mobile Se Miss Call Pe Miss Call Continue Karne Se

1 admi zor se dua mang rha

1 Admi Zor Zor Se Dua Mang Rha Tha ‘Ya Allah! Mujhy Chupkali Bana De’. 2nd Admi: Tm Ye Dua Q Mang Rhe Ho?

2 sardar wathcing match when dhoni hits

2 sardar wathcing match When dhoni hits a boundry 1st dekho goal hua. 2nd abbe tu sardar hi rahega, goal isme nahi cricket mein

Kahani ek gareeb borha admi tha

(Kahani) Ek Gareeb Borha admi Tha uski 2 Betyan the, * Or 2no Ke shadi ho gai Ek ke Haari se or Ek kumbhar

1st pathan o yara bike q tez

1st Pathan O yara Bike q tez krdi 2nd Pathan Break fail ho gaya hai is se phele acident ho jaye jaldi se ghar

1 building k 110th floor pr 3

1 Building K 110th Floor Pr 3 Dost Rehty Thy,1 Din Lift khrab Thi,UnhoNe Serhiyo Se Upr Jane Ka Fesla Kia,Boriat Se Bachny K

1sardar kafi arsy baad watan wapis aya

1Sardar kafi arsy baad Watan wapis aya aur matti utha k bola:Hun apny wattan di matti di khashbu oh nhi rhi 2nd Sardar: Pa

There are two type of people in

There are TWO type of people in this world:- 1st those who ‘Lead the Life’.., And 2nd those who ‘Are leaded by Life’……

Story of newtons laws once a

Story of Newton’s Laws: Once A Goat was walking. Newton stopped it.. It stopped. He found his first law ‘An object continues to move

Pathan yaar uth zalzala aa raha hai

Pathan: Yaar Uth Zalzala Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai. 2nd pathan: Soja’Soja Ghar To Makaan Maalik Ka Giray ga, Hum To

Pathan1st roz subah 50 ladkiya

Pathan.1st : – Roz subah 50 Ladkiya mera intezaar karti hai. Pathan.2nd : – are waah, woh kaise ? Pathan.1st : – Mai Girls

Dual heart attack msg by a girl

Dual heart attack msg by a girl to her boy frend 1st msg: lets break up now. . . . Its all over. .

Baapmere 4 bche hain 1 ne

Baap:Mere 4 bche hain 1 ne MBA 2nd MA 3rd ne PHD ki hy or 4TH chor hy Frnd:jo chor ha use ghar se

Assalam o alaikum mah e rajab ul murajjab ka wazeefa manderja zail

Assalam-O-Alaikum! MAH-E-RAJAB-UL-MURAJJAB ka wazeefa manderja zail hai mulahiza frmaea. 1:Rozana Baad Namaz Isha 2 rakat nafal Salat-u-tuba aur 2 rakat nafal Salat-ul-Hajat Parha Karain

2 larkin ful makeup kr k

2 Larki’n Ful Makeup Kr k Nikli Raste Me Ksi Larke Ne Unko Nahi Dkha …1st: Aaj koi Nhi Dkh Rha? 2nd: tu Tension

pathan yaar uth zalzala aa raha

*. .Pathan: Yaar Uth Zalzala Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha He. 2nd Pathan: Soja’ Soja Ghar To Maalik makan Ka Giray ga,

2 medical students raat me parhte huay

2 medical students raat me parhte huay… 1st: kitne bjy hain? 2nd: 1 pathar utha kar samne k ghar par mara…. 1 aurat nikli

1st sardar o yara bike q tez

1st sardar, O yara bike q tez kar di? 2nd sardar, break fail ho gayi hai is se pehley k accident jo jaye jaldi

Yad rakhoosubha uth kr 2 kam kia

Yad rakhoo..subha uth kr 2 kam kia karo. 1st shukar ada karo key tum zinda ho. 2nd Lux sey nahya karo ta ke dusrey

Ek pathan roze main naswar kha raha

Ek Pathan roze main naswar kha raha tha 2nd pathan tumhara to roza he 1st pathan mera roza itna kamzor nahin jo naswar se

1 pakistani dosre se yaar kehte hain

1 Pakistani dosre se: Yaar kehte hain iss baar jung computer se lari jaye gi??? 2nd: Haan! mizaile computer se control hotay hain na…

Race dekhtey huey sardar ney dosrey se

Race dekhtey huey sardar ney dosrey se pocha: Inam kis ko mile ga? 2nd: sab se aagey waley ko sardar toh phir peechay waley

1 larka dosre larke se yaar

1 larka dosre larke se: Yaar tum ne kabhi koi larki phansai hai? 2nd boy! Yaar larki main ne phansa li thi pr tum

1st friend meray abbu ki height itni

1st friend: meray abbu ki height itni lambi hay k wo chalte pankhe ko aram se rok letay hian, 2nd frind: meray abbu ki

A girl takes 3 month to judge

A girl takes 3 month to judge a boy On Whether She Likes Him Or Not.. . . . But A Boy Takes 3

4 facts 2 live better 1st never

4 Facts 2 Live Better… 1st “Never Say Sorry 2 D 1 Who Likes U” 2nd “Nevr Say Bye 2 D 1 Who Needs

Ek student dusre se aaj kuch khatarnak

Ek Student Dusre Se: Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai 2nd Student: To Phir Chal Kar Thori Pathai Karte Hein

1st sardar yaar mujhy film me kaam

1st Sardar: Yaar mujhy film me kaam karne ka bara shoq hai. 2nd Sardar: Tumhain Role kon sa pasand hai..? 1st Sardar: Qeemy wala;-)

1 sardar sookay darya mein boht chala

1 sardar sookay darya mein boht chala raha tha, 2nd sardar aisa sardaron ne hi hamara naam badnaam kiya huwa hai. agar muhee swinmming

3 sardar bed pe so rahay thay

…3 sardar bed pe so rahay thay, teeno ko jagah tang horahi thi 1 sardar bed se utar k nichay sone laga to 2nd

1st sardar yar ya sun rat ko

1st Sardar yar ya sun rat ko kidr chala jata ha 2nd Sardar: pata nei yar rat ko indra hota ha is lay nazer

Pak tour of eng 5odi 10sep

PAK Tour of ENG (5.ODI) 10.Sep 1st 0Di at Chester le Street 02:15 12.Sep 2nd ODi at Leeds 02:15 17.Sep 3rd ODi at Oval

3 sardar after exam 1styaar mujhey kuch

3 sardar after exam 1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hon. 2nd: Main bhi! 3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi

2 twins apne roome me bethe thy

‘2 Twins Apne Roome Me Bethe Thy. 1 Hans Hans k Lot Pot ho Raha tha, 2nd Udaas Kony Me betha Tha. Baap:Tm itna

the best sms in my

( The best sms in my inbox) 1st dost : agr mar gia to tm kia kro gay 2nd dost mazak say bola :

Sardar 2 his son puttar ja 1

Sardar 2 his son: puttar ja 1 glas pani ly k aa. Son: Sorry aba me ni ja skda. 2nd son: aba ay te

Pathan sir k bal jaldi safaid hote

Pathan: sir k bal jaldi safaid hote hai neche k Q nai 2nd pthn:Q k neche k bal sir k bal se 15saal chote

2 sardar chalte ruk gay 1st

2 sardar chalte chalte ruk gay.. 1st sardar: Oye rabba! Samne meri bv or meri girl frend sath sath a rhi hai.. 2nd sardar:

Ek ustad lecture k doran behoda guftago

Ek ustad lecture k doran behoda guftago karta tha ek din larkion ne tang aa kar plan banaya k ab agar aisa howa tu

3 sardar aids pe talkng 1st

3 sardar aids pe talkng . 1st : Mein condom laga k sex krta hoon, 2nd : Mein Dettol laga k sex krta hun,

Do u knowhow newton found 2nd and

Do u know…how Newton found 2nd and 3rd law of motion? He gave a force ‘F’ by kicking a cow and 4 dat it

Happy 2nd fridayi i

‘HAPPY 2nd FRIDAY’.i. [‘] ,i, [‘] ,-””-, .i. [‘],(,,,,,,,,,,),,[”], ‘x’ ‘x’ ‘x’ ‘x’ ¤’Assalam o Alikum’¤ *Ramzn ka 2nd* ¤Juma mubark ho*

Urdu adab lakhnow me 2 bachay larh

Urdu Adab Lakhnow me 2 bachay larh rahay thay 1st: dekhiye agr ap hmari baat nhi manenge to hum ap k walid-e-muhtaram ki shan

2nd day of

2nd Day of… //”” ¤ //”” ”//” ”’//”)) ””’ ””’ ”””’ (””) (”’) ) (”/”) UBARK (___) (___)

Ik admi ka beta 5th clas mae

Ik admi ka beta 5th clas mae fail hua to 4th mein wapis aya. 4th main fail hua to 3rd main Or 3rd se

Sardar1 wari mai chota jeya hunda c

sardar:1 wari mai chota jeya hunda c mai minar-e-pakistan to dig gya se 2nd sardar:fir mar gya se ya bach gya? sardar:menu ke pta

1st dost yaar main aik dafa peshawar

1st Dost: Yaar Main Aik Dafa Peshawar Gaya Wahan Na Koi Banda Na Banday Ki Zaat.. 2nd Dost: To Phir Wahan Tha Kya? 1st

1 frndyar me jis larki ko chahta

1 Frnd:Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun, Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki 2nd: Tumne Usy Bataya K Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai 1:Bataya Tha

Things 2 take note when u sleep

ThinGs 2 TaKe NoTe WheN u SleeP: 1st-MiSS Me, 2nd-ThInk oF ME, 3rd-HuG Me, 4th-LoVE mE. TrY 2 SLEEp NoW & ClOSe Ur EyeS.

Classic 1st dost me aisa kia

‘Classic’ 1st Dost: Me Aisa Kia Kron k Teri Shaadi k Baad Me Teri Biwi Ko Cinema Le Kr Jao’n Aur Tu Naraz Bhi

ramzan ka 2nd

*,*,*,*, RAMZAN‘-.’/.-‘ KA )”( 2ND (===) ASHRA )__( MUBARAKGUNAHON SE MAFI KA ASHRAISKI DUA ASTAGHFIRULLAH

3 pathan bed pe so rahay thay

3 Pathan Bed pe so rahay thay Teeno ko Jaga tang ho rahi thi 1 Pathan Bed se utar k nechay so gya 2nd

1 bhikari ki lottery lgi to us

1 Bhikari Ki Lottery lgi to Us ne Masjid banwai. 2nd Bhikari: Tu ne Masjid Q banwai? 1st: Is ke Saamne ab mein Akela

Ek pathan cycle ka break haath

Ek Pathan Cycle Ka Break Haath Me Lekar Naach Raha Tha , 2nd Khan,’O Kocha Ye Kya Karta Hai..?’ Pathan… ‘BREAK DANCE’. 🙂

1 aadmi ki 3rd bv ne apne

1 aadmi ki 3rd BV ne apne shohar se pucha: Aap ki 1st BV kaise mari? Shohar: Zeher khaane se. BV: Aur 2nd? Shohar:

Girls college k bahir larkiyan chaat wale

Girls College K Bahir Larkiyan Chaat Wale Se Chaat Kese Maang Rahi Thi. 1st; Uncle Meri Chaat 2nd; Uncle Pehle Meri Chaat 3rd; Main

3 aurtain husband se ghar k

3 Aurtain: Husband se ghar k kam Krwane ki bat krte hue. American: meny husbnd se kaha k ainda khana tm pkao gy 2nd

3 kaalay dost ikatthy ja rahay the

3 Kaalay dost ikatthy ja rahay the K achanak 1 pari aye or kaha k main tum 3 ki 1,1 wish puri karun gi.

I have 3 parts of my heart

I have 3 parts of my heart, . . . 1st 4 my Allah, . . 2nd 4 my Family, . 3rd 4 my

Good night to d last thursday of

Good night to d last Thursday of d last Week of d last Month of d last Year of the 1st Decade of d

1st dost 2nd say yar kuch aisa

1st dost 2nd say yar kuch aisa ho ka tmhari shadi kay baad tmhari wife kay sath ma cenima dakhna jaon 2nd dost :

Girls of 2011 1st girl aaj

‘Girls Of 2011’ 1st girl: Aaj kal k larkon ka koi aitbar nhi, Main to ab uska muhn b nhi dekhungi 2nd: Q kiya

Iblees kia tha 40000 baras tak

Iblees kia tha?? 40,000 Baras tak jannat ka Khazanchi 80,000 Baras tak Malaika ka Sathi 20,000 Baras tak Malaika ko Waaz Sunata raha 30,000

1st pathanteri dukan mithayi ki ha tra

1st Pathan:Teri dukan mithayi ki ha tra dil mithayi khane ko ni krta?? 2nd pathan: Boht krta he mgr Abba ne khane se mana

1st frnd aj mene tri bv ko

1st Frnd: Aj Mene tri bv Ko Nhatay hoy Dekha. 2nd: Kutte Kamine Me Tera Khoon P Jaunga. 1st: begherat, Main Nehar per Naha

Cutest fight 1st frnd i wnt

CUTEST FIGHT * 1st frnd: i wnt 2 end ths relatnshp , i will return u evrythng whch u gave me! 2nd frnd: ok!

2 friends saw a lion 1st climb

2 Friends Saw a LiOn, 1st Climb Up the tree, 2nd Lay DOwn &Held His Breath LiOn Came 2 Him & Said, ‘Na PUttar

girls of 2011 1st

*. .Girls of 2011. . 1st girl: aj kal k larkon ka koi aitbar nai, main to ab us ka muh b nai dekhon

Zindagi mein 2 logon ka bhout khayal

Zindagi mein 2 logon ka bhout khayal rakhna 1st wo jis ne tumhari ^JEET^ k liey bhout kuch hara ho %FATHER% 2nd wo jis

Pathan main nay khawab daikha k mera

Pathan: Main nay khawab daikha k mera 1 paaon zameen per or dosra aasman per hay 2nd Pathan: aisay khowaab mat daikha ker shalwaar

Race dakhty howy ik sardar nay dosary

Race Dakhty howy ik Sardar nay Dosary say pocha Inaam kis ko mily Ga? 2nd: sab say agay waly ko 1st: TO Phir Pichay

1 kunwen main kutta gir gaya kuch

1 Kunwen main Kutta gir gaya. Kuch log Kunwe ko Pak karne k liye Molvi k pass gaey. Molvi ne kaha k 200 Baalti

A profound gratitude wid deep emotions

A profound gratitude wid deep emotions, full ov love & wishes from da core ov my heart to U n Ur family 2nd day

3 room hain 1st me miyaan

3 Room hain 1st me Miyaan, B.V, 2nd me ak Rozedar 3rd me ak admi Namaz prh rha hy. . . Achanak koi ßahir

2 dost safar par ja rahy thy

2 dost Safar Par Ja Rahy Thy Rasty Mai Raat Hogai, Woh TENT Laga k So gaye. RAAT ko 1 ki Aankh Khuli Usne

1 ameer lrki ko school me gharib

1 Ameer Lrki ko School me Gharib khandan pe Essay Likhne ko Kaha Gya. ‘ ESSAY ‘ 1 Gharib khandan tha baap Gharib Maa

Is dunya me bs 2 hi

Is dunya me Bs 2 hi cheezain esi hain jin ki dunya dewani hai – – – – 1st. . . chand n 2nd.

Father to his son how was the

Father to his son- How was the paper? Son- bas pehla sawal chut gaya. Father- acha,aur baki? Son- 3rd mujhe ata nahi tha, 4th

1 sardar pepsi se mou dho raha

1 sardar pepsi se mou dho raha tha 2nd sardar oye ye kya kerahe ho 1st kis ne kaha tha k pepsi pe 5

Pathan yara sooraj raat ko kyu nhi

Pathan: Yara Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nhi Nikalta? 2nd Pathan: kia pata nikalta bi ho andhera itna hota ha k nazar hi ni ata.

Pathan me ne khat likha tha k

Pathan: Me ne khat likha tha k Meri Shadi pr ana,tm Q nai ay? 2nd: Muje khat mila he nai 1st: Me ne likha

Pathan yaara ye sent message kia hota

Pathan: Yaara Ye ‘SENT MESSAGE’ Kia Hota Hai? 2nd Pathan: Khuda Ki Kasam Tum To Bilkul Jahil Ka Bacha Hai. ‘SENT MESSAGE’ Ka Matlab

Pathan yar kal abba ne bohat mara

Pathan: Yar Kal Abba Ne Bohat Mara. 2nd Pathan: Kyon? 1st Pathan: Kuch Nahi, Main ne Bas Itna Poocha Tha, “Kaminey” Film Dekhne Chalen

God hides from us the things that

God hides from us the things that we r not yet ready to receive. Dat is why when we try 2 get it ourselves,

Things 2 take note when u sleep

Things 2 take note when u sleep: 1st-miss me, 2nd-think of me, 3rd-hug me, 4th-love me. Try 2 sleep now & close ur eyes.

We take everything for granted

We Take Everything For Granted, – A Constantly Worried Mom, – A Strict Dad, – Annoying Brother, – Rude Sis, – Chipku Friend, –

1st pathan o yara bike kyun taiz

1st Pathan: O yara bike kyun taiz krdi….? 2nd Pathan: break fail ho gaya hai is se pehle k accident ho jaye jaldi se

2 men went a call girl 1st

2 Men Went 2 a Call Girl 1st Went In And Came Out And Said Naa My Wife Is Better. 2nd Went In And

1st frend tv or bivi me kiya

1st frend! TV or Bivi me kiya frq he? 2nd frend! TV ko dekhna perta he or Bivi ko dekhana perta he…

Is dunya me bas do hi

Is dunya me Bas do hi cheezain aesi hain jin ki dunya dewani hai,,, – – 1st. . . Chand 2nd. . . Aap

Hum ne apne liye ambulance ka bandobast

Hum ne Apne Liye Ambulance ka Bandobast Kar liya hai FARAZ… ! ! ! Suna hai 2ND Year ka Result Aanay Wala hai. 🙁

5 important pencil lessons a maker

5 Important Pencil Lessons A Pencil Maker taught the Pencils 5 Important Lessons. 1st: Everything you do will always Leave a Mark. 2nd: You

Sardar se kisi admi ne manji mangi

Sardar se kisi admi ne manji mangi Sardar: Hamaray pas srf 2 hain 1 pe meri maa or BV sotay hn ar 2nd pe

Things 2 take note when u sleep

ThinGs 2 TaKe NoTe WheN u SleeP: 1st-MiSS Me, 2nd-ThInk oF ME, 3rd-HuG Me, 4th-LoVE mE. TrY 2 SLEEp NoW & ClOSe Ur EyeS.

Race dekhte huwe 1 pathan ne dosray

Race dekhte huwe 1 pathan ne dosray admi sy pucha. ‘inam kis ko mile ga ? 2nd’ Sab se aage waley ko’ Phatan ‘toh

When we do a task have to

When We Do a Task, We Have To Cross 3 Stages.. 1. Insult 2. Opposition 3. Acceptance. Fool Stop At The 1st Stage.. Loosers

Aeinsan meri ibadt k liye farig ho

Aeinsan Meri ibadt k liye farig ho ja teri bhok khatm kr donga aur tera seena itmenan se bhar donga aur agr tune aisa

Smile is the 2nd best thing u

Smile is the 2nd best thing U do with ur lips. Of course you know the first one… 😀 It’s keeping ur mouth shut.

Foji prade k doraan ek officer ny

Foji Prade K Doraan Ek Officer Ny Pathan Sipahi Sy Puchha. Ye Hath May Kya Hy.? Gul Khan: Sir Ye Banduk Hy Oficer: Ye

1st pathan oye agar raat ko neend

1ST PATHAN: Oye agar raat ko neend na aaye tu kya kiya jaye..? 2ND PATHAN: 0 yara neend ka intzar karnay se tu behtar

Principal agar koi ladka girls hostel mein

PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500. MUNNA

1 pathn 2nd pathan se puchta he

1 pathn 2nd pathan se puchta he k: Yara kya tm ne generator me petrol ki jaga COCACOLA DALA HE? 2nd pathn: nh yara

Chellenge 4 all genious u r driving

Chellenge 4 all Genious. U r driving a car. Driver k 7 jo shakhs betha hai uski age 26 hai. aur driver k peechhy

2 pathan car main bomb fit kar

2 Pathan car main bomb fit kar rahy they.pehla pathan bola.’Yar agar fit karty hoay aik phat gaya to phir ‘???? 2nd Pathan ‘Dont

Pathan yar kal abba ne bohat mara

Pathan: Yar Kal Abba Ne Bohat Mara. 2nd Pathan: Kyon? 1st Pathan: Kuch Nahi, Main ne Bas Itna Poocha Tha, “Kaminey” Film Dekhne Chalen

Principal ager koi larka girls section ki

PRiNCiPAL: Ager Koi Larka Girls Section Ki Taraf Gaya to 1st Time Rs100 fine hoga or 2nd time200 & 3rd time500 hoga STUDENT: Sir

Saas ne apny 3 damaadon ki mohabbat

SAAS ne apny 3 Damaadon ki Mohabbat Azmany k liye un k samny Darya me chalang laga di… 1st Damaad ne us ko bacha

2 habshi aur aik sardar picnic manany

2 habshi aur aik sardar picnic manany gaya.rasty mein un ko aik bottle mili.unon nay us ka dhakan khola to jin bahir aya aur

Sardar ka beta 5th class se fail

Sardar ka beta 5th class se fail ho ke 4th mein aaya. 4th se 3rd.. 3rd se 2nd.. Sardar biwi se bola, ‘Begum shalwar

3 poltri forms ki inspection ho rhi

3 Poltri Forms ki Inspection ho rhi thi Inspector:Tum Choozoñ ko kya dety ho pthan:Bajra Inspector Wrong Food. Arest him! Inspector:Tum kya dety ho

Theres nothing rajni can do rajinikanth

There’s Nothing Rajni Can Do:-) Rajinikanth can play the violin…..with a piano. When Rajinikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on,…. He

2 pathan masjid me namaz parhne gae

2 pathan masjid me namaz parhne gae 1st pathan: chalo shukr ha namaz nai nikli 2nd Pathan: Han agr wozo k chakr me parte

Asrdar yar aj mujy ajeeb msg aya

ASrdar: Yar aj mujy ajeeb msg aya or mera mobile off ho gya.. 2nd Srdar: Kya likha tha.? Srdar: Battery low.. 2nd Srdar: mUjy

2nd

,¤”’¤ .,. ¤”’¤, ¤ 2nd ¤ ‘¤ Ashrah ¤’ ‘¤,Mubarik,¤’ ‘¤,:,¤’ Allha app ko dhero khusiya aata farmain app k ghar ma khero barqat

1 bacha mere abbu ki height iti

1 Bacha: Mere Abbu ki Height itÑi lambi he k chalte FaÑ ko rok lete heÑ. 2nd Bacha: Mere Abbu ki bhi Height bohat

Har mard ki zindgi me 3 dolls

Har Mard Ki Zindgi me ..3 Dolls.. Aati Hain 1 Us Ki Beti ..Baby Doll.. 2nd Us Ki Girlfiend ..Barbie Doll .. 3rdi Us

Student bcha kese peda hota he miss

Student: Bcha kese peda hota he Miss: Asman se aik pari ati he or maa k takye k neche phol rkh kr chli jati

Tw0 friends sitting on a t0p 0f

Tw0 friends sitting on a t0p 0f the hill! 1st: if i say t0 you ‘jump d0wn!’, will y0u do? 2nd: yes, i will

1 pathan sookhy darya me kashti chala

1 Pathan Sookhy Darya me Kashti chala raha tha 2nd Pathan: Aisy Pathano ne hi Hamara Naam Badnam Kiya hai. Agar Hum ko Terna

Sardaryar aaj mujay ajeeb sms aaya or

SARDAR:YAR AAJ MUJAY AJEEB SMS AAYA OR MERA MOBILE OFF HO GAYA, 2nd Sardar:aisa konsa msg 1st Sardar:Battery Low 2nd Sardar:Mujhe b send kar

Different exam style lahore board slow

‘Different Exam Style’ ‘ lahore BOARD’ Slow sound me 1st student: Abe ye ques bata? 2nd Student: ‘Chup kr, Warna tera COPY CASE ho

Things 2 take note when u sleep

ThinGs 2 TaKe NoTe WheN u SleeP: 1st-MiSS Me, 2nd-ThInk oF ME, 3rd-HuG Me, 4th-LoVE mE. TrY 2 SLEEp NoW & ClOSe Ur EyeS.

Doodh pelai ki rasam k waqt dulhay

Doodh Pelai Ki Rasam K Waqt Dulhay Ki 1 Sali Ne Kaha: Me To 1100 Lungi 2nd Sali Boli Me To 1200 Lungi Dulhe

Smile is the 2nd best thing u

Smile is the 2nd best thing U do with ur lips. Of course you know the first one… 😀 It’s keeping ur mouth shut.

2 pathan raat ko ghoom rahe the

2 pathan raat ko ghoom rahe the 1st pathan: Bohat garmi hai yar. 2nd: Han yar, agar din hota to kahin chhaaon ma beth

Before marriage ure azaaaadd butttttt after

Before Marriage u’re Azaaaadd butttttt after marriage u’re Barbad….. 1) 1st Year of Marriage Husband speaks, wife listen. 2nd Year of Marriage Wife speaks,

School vs college schoolpencilrubber shapner

*School vs college * *School=pencil,rubber, shapner, scale.. *colg:Ek balpen wo b frnds se cheena hua: *School:class me enter h0ny se phly sir may i

Dost kia bv se larai khtm hui

Dost: kia BV Se Larai Khtm Hui 2d dost: ha Ghutne Taik K Mere Pas i Thi 1st: Usny Ghutne Taik K Kya Kaha?

Shadi k 2nd din wife janu nashta

Shadi k 2nd din wife: Janu Nashta karna hy? Husband: Sex hi hmara Nashta hy ye kehte hi Sex start Wife: Duphar ko, Lunch

2 guys were following girls both

2 guys were following 2 girls Both girls took rakhi & tied to their hands. 1st guy to second-what will we do n0w? 2nd

Afzal amall aik shaksh ny ghr mn

Afzal Amall, aik shaksh ny aik ghr mn bhot roshni daikhe,2nd dn b ussee tareh ki roshni daikhee, 3rd day b jb aise he

Pathan to 2nd pathanyar koi aisa gift

Pathan to 2nd Pathan:Yar koi aisa Gift bata jo teri Bhabhi ke Dil par lage… . . . .2nd Pathan: Goli maar dy 😛

Pehla sardar agar aik hathi sui ke

Pehla sardar; agar aik hathi sui ke suraakh se guzerne ki koshish ker raha ho to usay rokney ke liye kia kerna chahiye, 2nd