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Zubaida apa SMS Messages

Agar munni ko topi wala burqa pehna

Agar munni ko topi wala burqa pehna kar dabung film main laya jata tu woh badnami sey bach sakti thi! (Molana fazal -ur- rehman)

Agr koi khobsurat larki bhai keh de

Agr kOi khobsurat larki ‘BHAi’ keh de tO ghabrane ka nhi . . Ek chamat laga k bOlO Idhar kya kar rhi hO? Ghr

Jab aap kisi mefil me tit maro

Jab aap kisi mefil me Tit maro to barabar waly ko ghur kar dekhne se aap par koi shak nahi kary ga. Zubaida aapa

Agar aap raat mai meethi neend sona

Agar Aap Raat Mai Meethi Neend Sona Chate Hain . To Sonay Se Pehle 1 Kilo Chini Khaliya Karen . Bohot Meethi Neend Aegi

Jab ghee seedhi ungli se na nikley

Jab Ghee seedhi Ungli se na nikley to . . . . . Ghee ko garam kar lo ; har cheez men Ungli dena

Beth k bathroom me sardi ki sard

Beth k bathroom me Sardi ki sard Raaton main sochta hoon FARAZ . . . .kar to l hai… ab thanday paani sayy’Dhoun’ga’kese? Zubaida

Jab aap kisi mefil me pad maro

Jab aap kisi mefil me pad maro to barabar waly ko gh0or kar dekhne se aap par koi shak nahi kary ga. Zubeda aapa

Chehre ko gulabi krna ho tou 2

Chehre Ko Gulabi Krna Ho Tou 2 Eggs 1 Spon Lal-Mirch Phaint Ker Chehre Pe 5 Mins Masage Kr K Dho Len …Surkhi Ana

Sardi me rat ko 1200 baje or

Sardi me Rat ko 12:00 baje Or Rat 3:00 baje Pani me baraf dal kr naha lia Jaye to Rang Saaf Or Gora ho

Father what can u do for my

Father: what can u do for my daughter boy: i would die for her! Father: i dont like u boy: why? Father: i am

mehbooba ko kas k pakar

*. . .Mehbooba ko kas K pakar K, Honton pe hont rakh K, Kamar ko zor se daba ke, Zulfon ko chehre pe phela

In dosti ki rahoon main dhoka na

In Dosti Ki Rahoon Main Dhoka Na Dena Dost Mera Yaqeen Tujh Py Aisa Hy Jaisy Zubaida Aapa Ko Apne Totkon Per. :

Beth k bathroom me sardi ki sard

Beth k bathroom me sardi ki sard raaton main sochta hon FARAZ.. . . . Kar to li hai…. Ab thanday paani say ‘Dhoun’ga’

Taiz zor dar paad marne se dil

‘Taiz Zor Dar Paad Marne Se Dil K Wal Khul Jata Hai Or Line Saf Ho Jati Hai Tu Plz Taiz Or Zor Dar

Gr m0bile ki battery low ho or

gr m0bile ki battery low ho or aap ko zar0ori call krni ho toh.. . . . . . . . . phle m0bile

Agr choty bachy k pait me kery

Agr choty bachy k pait me kery ho jaen to bachy k pamper me biscuit rakh den jese hi keera biscuit khane aae foran

Agar ap ko roza lagta ho to

Agar ap ko roza lagta ho to sehri main ap teen hari mirchain kha lia karain Phir roza kum aur hari marchain zaida lagain

Masjid k bahir chppal rakhte waqat aik

‘Masjid k bahir chppal rakhte waqat aik juta 1 konay ma aur 1 juta 1 konay ma raknay se chapal chori nhi hoti’ =ZUBAIDA

Zubaida apa ktotkay chahre ki rangat

Zubaida Apa kTotkay Chahre ki rangat me nikhar aur kel mahason se nijaat me ubtan jesa naqis tareqa tark kren aur sasta aur nehayat

Aksar jism pe zakham ho jate hain

Aksar Jism Pe Zakham Ho Jate Hain Agar Un Zakhmo Pe Laal Mirch,Namak Mila K Lagai Jaye To Apke Mou Se Foran Niklega ZUBAIDA

Advise kbi kisi ka dil na toro

ADVISE Kbi Kisi Ka Dil Na Toro, QK Wo hr Kisi K Pas 1 Hi Hota Hy. , , , , Haddi Toro Haddi

Ap logo ko sharam nahi atae zubaida

AP logo ko sharam nahi atae zubaida apa ko badnam mat karo tumaharay ghar maa bhen nahi hai kya kuch suno gay maray moo

Kisi k marne ki khabar har kisi

Kisi k marne ki Khabar har kisi ko nai dena chahiyem, is tarah karne se! biryani kam par sakti hai. (zubaida aapa k matlabi

Class mein lecture ke doraan thori dair

Class mein lecture ke doraan thori dair ke liye aankh laga lene se na to jamayaan aati hain, aur insaan fresh b ho jaata

Totkon ki shandaar kamyabi k bad ab

Totkon ki Shandaar Kamyabi k bad ab pesh hai Zubeda Aapa ki paheliyan Wo konsa Khan hy jo Pathan nahi? . . . .

china se msg aya

§£@/Â¥&%§$££ø @%*[§#%§£&$%¥§¥[email protected]*’^:=§£§$§’/@*#*$Â¥$'[*#Â¥+&$¥£@% . . . China se msg aya hai bol rhe hai k Zubaida apa k totkey hamai b send karo.

kapre press karte waqt agar ap

*. .Kapre press karte waqt agar ap shohar k kapre jala do to wo dobara kabhi apko press karne k liye nahi kahe ga

Karachi ke halat ko dekhtey huye zubaida

Karachi ke halat ko dekhtey huye Zubaida aapa ka naya totka: ‘ap sab apne sath ek adat bori lekr jaya kren jaisey hi firing

Agar tum ye chaho k tumhare pas

Agar Tum Ye Chaho k Tumhare pas hamesha Dosto Ka Hujoom rahy tou Ye 3 cheezen apny pas rakho TULSI GOLD LEAF 121(gutka) Zubaida

Agar aap k bachay ziyada matti khatay

‘Agar Aap k bachay ziyada matti khatay hen to . . . . unhen thori cement b khila dein to bunyad pakki ho jaye

Girl friend k hontoun par shehed laga

‘Girl friend k hontoun par shehed laga kar kiss ki jaye tu gulabjaman ka maza aye ga aur khansi bhi theek ho jay gi.

Jo log garam pani main cement daal

Jo log garam pani main CEMENT daal k nahate hain. Woh log kabhi toot k Bikhra nahi karte. ‘Zubeda Aapa k Civil Engineering Totky’…..;-)

Zubaida aapa while writing a totka

Zubaida aapa while writing a totka…… Woh Kon Sa Khan Hai Jo Pathan Nahi Hai… . . . . . . . . .

Kisi ko bhi bhag kar shadi karni

Kisi ko bhi bhag kar shadi karni ho un k liye 2011 me bohT acha din hy Date 9.2.11 is liye sub doston ko

Agr ap ko koi larki bahi khy

agr ap ko koi larki bahi khy to us ko ek chamat maro or kho k gar jao yahan q mary izat khrab kr

sardion me r0zana subha 1

*. . .Sardion me r0zana subha 1 brfilay pani ki balti se nahaen to sardi ka asar boht kam mehsoos hota ha !! .

agar aap se koi larka

*. . .agar aap se koi larka set nahin horaha . . . . to aap ki shakal he achi nahin hogi beta..ab is

Ager ap ki morgi roz ek anda

ager ap ki morgi roz ek anda de rahi hon tu ap sobha oth kar us k samne choriya tezz karen wo 1 anda

Agr aap k bachy ziyada matti khaty

Agr Aap k bachy Ziyada Matti Khaty hen to. To Unhen thori Cement bhi Khila den Bunyad Pakki ho jayegi. Zubeda Aapa k Bunyadi

Balance khatm ho jay or ghar waly

‘Balance khatm ho jay or ghar waly paisy na dain tu chat k oper parha hua purana sarya aur purani kapyan bech kar balance

Girl friend k hontoun par shehed laga

‘Girl friend k hontoun par shehed laga kar kiss ki jaye tu gulabjaman ka maza aye ga aur khansi bhi theek ho jay gi.

hor

____________ | | | | | (.) | /)(| /| hor pucho totkay zubeda aapa ne tang akar khudkushi kar li.

Agr sardio me nahate waqt pani bohat

Agr Sardio Me Nahate Waqt Pani Bohat Zada Thanda Lage To To Pani Garam Kr K Nahalo Ab Is Me B Zubaida Aapa K

Aakhir kia masla hy tum logon k

Aakhir Kia Masla Hy Tum Logo’n k Saath Har Waqt Tumhe’n Totke Batati Raho’n Faltu Samjha Hy Kia ? …Jab Dekho Zaleel o Khwar

Jinko bhag kr shadi krni ho un

Jinko bhag kr shadi krni ho un k liye 2011 m bht acha Muhrat hai 9.2.11, Is date se faida uthaein or 9-2-11 ko

Boyi love u tum dunya ki sabse

Boy:I love U. Tum dunya ki sabse khubsurat larki ho… Girl:Acha per tumhare peche mjhse b zyada haseen larki khari he…. Boy turn back

Zubaida aapa ki liyari men entry band

ZUBAIDA AAPA Ki Liyari Men Entry Band. Waja? . . . . . . . BALOCHO K Baal Seedhy Krne Ka Koi Totka Nahi

Sardion me skin kushk hojaye tu

Sardion me skin kushk hojaye tu pani me haldi or milk powdr dal k ubal lain Thanda hojaye tu dahi makhan dal k mixture

Wo bhut buland tha hamari socho se

Wo bhut buland tha hamari socho se, us ne 3 saal ki umar me kamil 3 ghante 1 arabi faseeh buzurg se guftgoo ki,

Agr ap k pas nara ya lastic

Agr ap k pas nara ya lastic na ho r shalwar dheli ho to usy girny s bchane ka sb s asan triqa ye

Piyaz khane se agar mun me badbu

Piyaz khane se agar mun me badbu ho jati he to thora sa lux sabun kha len to badbu nhi aye gi ,,, ,,,

Frndz zubaida aapa ptv home k aik

Frndz zubaida aapa ptv home k aik programe mai ro parhi k ye mere kaise pakistan k bache hai jo apne barho k toheen

Khana is tarha banao k wo

KHANA IS TARHA BANAO K…….. WO KHANA NAI PARHE BALKE SONG K PET BHAR JAE.. HAHAHA ZOBAIDA APA KA MEHENGAI KI BACAHT K TOTKE,.,.,.

Agar apna pyar pana chaty ho to

Agar apna pyar pana chaty ho to apni tabyat kharb kar lo or bayhoshi k alam main apny ghr walo k samny us ka

Meharbani kr k is msg ko itna

Meharbani Kr k Is Msg Ko Itna 4wrd Karein K Zubaidah Aapa tak Pohanch Jaye “Aapa” Ammi Keh rahi hain Ufone k signal nahi

Tamam cheezain jo z se start ho

tamam cheezain jo ‘Z’ se start ho tabahi machati hain Zalzala Zulm Zeher Zakham Zukam Zameen Zer Zid, & ‘ZARDARI’ Bus ZUBAIDA AAPA achi

Ghr m machr ziada hojae to gayecow

‘Ghr m machr ziada hojae to gaye(cow) ka khusk gobr beech kamre m rkh k jalae Machar ye kehty hoe bhag jaengy ‘Zubeda Apa

Agr apki shadi nahi ho rhi hy

Agr Apki Shadi Nahi Ho Rhi Hy To Daily Subha Saveray Uth Kr Apna PAJAMA Dho Kr Walid Sahb K Kmry K Samny Sukhny

Government agar motor cycle chalaney par pabandi

‘GOVERNMENT agar motor cycle chalaney par pabandi laga dey to DOUBLE SAWAARI par pabandi khatam hojaegi..’ ( ‘ZUBAIDA AAPA’ k pathano waley totkey)

Balgham ko dhoop mein sukha kar choti

“BALGHAM” ko dhoop mein sukha kar choti choti goliyan bana k chabaya jaye to “DING DONG” bubble gum ki kami puri ho jati hai..!

Risk is my life danger game zahir

‘Risk’ is my ‘Life’ ‘Danger’ is my ‘Game’ ‘Zahir Khan’ is my ‘Name’ ‘Pathan’ is my ‘Surname’ ‘i m a young ‘pathan’ Bron to

Agar nazle aur khansi k saath namkeen

Agar Nazle Aur Khansi k Saath Saath Namkeen Balghum b Aa Raha Ho Tou Thori Cheeni Kh Le’n Us Se Aap Ko . .

Agr ap ke shadi na ho rhe

Agr ap ke shadi na ho rhe ho to daily subh uth k apné walid sahab k room k samné zor zor sé dholki

1 engineer mba student or zubeda aapa

1 ENGINEER, 1 MBA student or ZUBEDA AAPA kashti me ja rahe thy, k JIN agaya or bola: ‘samandar me koi chez phenko, agar

Me ne kaha mohbbat me kuch bi

‘me ne kaha mohbbat me kuch bi kr sakta ho Faraz, Usny kaha 1 anday k 2 Amlet to bana kr dikhao, (,’)/’ hat

Sardiyon mn skin kushk ho jye to

Sardiyon mn skin kushk ho jye to pani mn haldi aur milk powdr dal k ubal lain Thanda ho jye to ek chamch dahi

Agar sufar me bp low ho gy

agar sufar me BP low ho gy uaur namk nhi mil raho ho to nak me sy chowa nikal kar chat lyn Zubaida apa

Agr apki khane pine k chizon my

Agr apki khane pine k chizon my mkhi gir jae to Use nkal kr itna’chbayen’k ksi or mkhi ki jurat na ho apk chizon

Agr 3 din tak subha nend se

Agr 3 din tak subha nend se jaag kar kangha na kia jae to Hair Style Rehman Malik jesa ho jata ha.. ‘Zubeda Aapa

Phur phur phu khur khu khuuuu

Phur phur phu phu phu khur khur khu…… khuuuu phu khu zubaida aapa so rahi hain kharate le kar.Koi problem?

Faraz zubaida aapa ke liye farmate hain

Faraz zubaida aapa ke liye farmate hain.. Apa kya khub ada tum pati ho, Apa kya khub ada tum pati ho, ye totke kahan

Balgham ko dhoop mein sukha kar choti

“BALGHAM” ko dhoop mein sukha kar choti choti goliyan bana k chabaya jaye to “DING DONG” bubble gum ki kami puri ho jati hai..!

B0y tumhary pen main ink nae hy

B0y: Tumhary pen main ink nae hy kya Girl: Andhay h0 kia? chal t0 raha hy B0y: Acha t0 apna number t0 likh kr

Mai to logon ka bhala karti thi

Mai To Logon Ka Bhala Karti Thi, Log To Meri Jan K Dushman Ho Gye. Kmenu Ne Munni Ko Chora or Mere Pechy Ho

agr gosht ma dalne k

*. . .Agr gosht ma dalne k lye koi sabzi smjh na aye to… Ap BHANGRA dal len; Zubaida Aapa k shughali totkay. .

i can feel your love i

?-I can feel your LOVE… -I can feel pulse of your HEART… -I can feel the fresh air in ME… -I can feel LOVE

Agar teen din tak subha neend se

Agar teen din tak subha neend se jag ker kangha na kia jaye to hair style Veena Malik jesa ho jata hai.. 😉 *.

Agar ap ko zada sardi lag rhi

Agar ap ko zada sardi lag rhi ho to sardi se bchne k lye jo krna he kr len me ap logo ki nokar

Special 2 sms smsssss zubaida

Special . . . 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 SMS SMSssss. . . Zubaida Aapa ki sms

agr raat ko sote wqt jalti

*. .Agr raat ko sote wqt jalti hui cigratte mun me rakh ke soya jaye to kharatte lete waqt Khud ba khud Sootay lagty

kisi k marne ki khabar

*. . .Kisi k marne ki khabar har kisi ko nahi deni chahiye , is tarah krne se, . . . . . .

Agr koi larki apko rah chalte bhai

Agr koi larki apko rah chalte bhai keh de to ghbrne ka nhi . . . . . Ek chamat lga k bolo Idhr

Agar aap apne room k har door

Agar aap apne room k har door or window par aik pyaali apne Khoon ki rakh den tou Dengi machar pyali se khoon choos

Agar aap macharon se pareshan hon aur

Agar aap macharon se pareshan hon aur sone mein takleef hoti ho to. . . .. To Macharo k sone k baad soya karen

Loose motion theek karne k liye thori

‘Loose motion theek karne k liye thori dair k liye BARF pe beth jaen neeche se thand lagne se motion freez ho k SAKHT

Agar aap apni hifazat chahtay hain tou

Agar aap apni hifazat chahtay hain tou…. .? .? .? .? .? Apna wazan itna barha len… K naap ki bori milna mushkil hojaye…!!!

Main 6 7 saal ki thi mujhay yaad

Main 6-7 Saal Ki Thi Mujhay Yaad Hai Jub Pakistan Bana Or Hum Pakistan Aaye To Main Ne Brown Color Ki Faraak Or Choori

Tmam cheezain jo z s start hon

Tmam cheezain jo ‘Z’ s start hon, Tabahi machati hy. ZLZALA, ZULM, ZEHR, ZAKHM, ZUKAAM, ZAMIN, ZID & ‘ZARDARI’ bus zaubaida aapa achi hain

Agar bacha shararat se baz na aaye

Agar Bacha shararat se baz na aaye aur hamesha tang krta rhay tou usay dheeli lastick ki nikar pehna dein masti krne k bjaye

Agar paaon ziada thanday hon tou paon

‘Agar paaon ziada thanday hon tou paon kaat ke heater pe 10mins ke liye rakh dein sardi nahi lage gi’ Zubaida aapa ke qasaabi

Laal baig ko milk main ubaal ker

Laal baig ko milk main ubaal ker dhoop mein sukha kr laal mirchon k sath pees ker ketchup k sath khany se ulti aa

Talwar ka zakham dawa se theek ho

Talwar ka Zakham dawa se Theek ho jata hy Mgar Zuban ka zakham Kisi Dawa se thik Nhi Hota Sirf . . KISSING Se

Q wo konsi aapa hain jisay

Q : Wo konsi aapa hain jisay koi pasand nahi karta ? . . . . . . . . . . ” BURHAAPA

Hamesha munfrid raho jesy namak jiski

Hamesha Munfrid Raho Jesy NAMAK JisKi Mojudgi Mehsus Nhi Hoti Mgr IsKi Gair Mojodgi Tamam Chezon Ko Be-Zaika Bana Daiti Hy. Zubaida aapa aj

Dost k piche mat bhago agar

Dost k piche mat Bhago, Agar Bhagna hai toh Dost ki Girlfriend k Piche Bhago.. Dost sab kam chorr k Tumhare Piche bhage ga

Ek kashti mei engineer mba or zubaida

ek kashti mei ek ENGINEER, MBA or Zubaida apa ja rehay they k Jin aagaya or jin nay bola samandar mei koi cheez phenko

Ghr me machr ziada hojaen to gayecow

Ghr me machr ziada hojaen to gaye(cow) ka khusk gobr beech kamray me rakh k jalaen. Machar ye kehty huay bhag jaengy ‘Zubaida Apa

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Kya ap macharon se pareshan hain sone

Kya Ap Macharon Se Pareshan Hain! Sone Mein Takleef Hoti Hy?? . . . To Macharo K Sone K Baad Sojaen! Zubaida Aapa K

2 frnds ne sher ko dekha to

2 Frnds ne sher ko dekha to 1 drkht pe char gya 2sra zmeen pe late gya or sans rok li, Sher paas aya

Sardion me skin kushk hojaye tu

Sardion me skin kushk hojaye tu pani me haldi or milk powdr dal k ubal lain Thanda hojaye tu dahi makhan dal k mixture

Aslaam o aliakum dostoo ye ghazal

aslaam o aliakum dostoo ye ghazal chaheay mujay kisi dost ne mangi hay agar kisi k pas ho tu plz mere No. pe send

girlfrend k honto pr shehd

*. . .Girlfrend k honto pr shehd laga kar kiss ki jae to gulabjaman ka maza aye ga aur khansi b theek ho jae

3 mooli k parathe 2 gobi 1

3 mooli k parathe 2 gobi k parathe 1 plate mash ki dal Or 1 pyala obly chane 1 sath khaen OR apni zati

Agar behti hui nozee ko shurrrr ker

Agar Behti Hui Nozee Ko ‘SHURRRR” Ker k Uppar Charhaa Lia Jaye Tou …. . . . . . . Rooml Hamesha Saaf Rehta

Aakhir kia masla hy tum logon k

Aakhir Kia Masla Hy Tum Logo’n k Saath Har Waqt Tumhe’n Totke Batati Raho’n Faltu Samjha Hy Kia ? …Jab Dekho Zaleel o Khwar

Luchey ko lafabgey mein achi tarha mix

luchey ko lafabgey mein achi tarha mix karain aur us mein gazbey zaiqa bagarti dalen. Dakoo ko bareek kat kar us mein achi tarha

Agar aap se koi bachi set nhe

Agar aap se koi bachi set nhe ho rhe . . . . . . . . . To aapki shakal achi nhe hogi..

Balgham ko dhoop mein sukha kar choti

“BALGHAM” ko dhoop mein sukha kar choti choti goliyan bana k chabaya jaye to “DING DONG” bubble gum ki kami puri ho jati hai..!

1 new style aur naya rup

1 new style Aur naya rup *. . .Happy 21th January.. Aaj.. . . . . . . . . . . . Quaid

App k pas nala ya lastik na

app k pas nala ya lastik na ho to shlwar dheeli ho to usy girnye se bchane kab aasan tariqa ye hai k shlwar

Plz request hai ab zubaida apa ka

Plz request hai. Ab Zubaida Apa ka sms ayen to plz agy 4wrod mt karen blke delete kardain. Zuebda Apa apne program ma sms

Are we so selfish that just to

Are we so selfish that just to have a random 2 second laugh, we can disrespect someone ? Please – Please discourage this idiotic

Me bahar nahi jaongi muje dar lagta

Me bahar nahi jaongi, Muje dar lagta ha PaPa… wah Wah… Me bahr nai jaongi, Muje dar lagta hai PaPa… . . . .

Agr koi baho chahti h k uski

Agr koi ‘BAHO’ chahti h k uski ‘SAAS’ usy kbhe tng na kary tou wo raat 12 Bje apni saas k room main 1

Zubeda appa aarz krti he mere dil

Zubeda Appa Aarz Krti He Mere DIL K Bavarchi Khane Me Teri Yad Ka Cholha Jalta He ..Wah Wah.. Kia Sher He Zara Ghor

Agar koi larki apko rah chalte bhai

Agar koi larki apko rah chalte bhai keh de tu ghabrane ka nahi, . . . . . . Ek thapar laga ke bolo

Jab koi larki ghar sy bhag jny

Jab koi larki ghar sy bhag jny ki dhumki dy to us k ma bp ko chahye k usy ganja kr k bitha den.

Agar apke daant main deera lag jaye

Agar apke daant main deera lag jaye to 1, 2 haftay tak kuch mat khayen piyen. Keera andar he bhuka mar jaye ga…. (Zubaida

Pressure on brain is inversely proportional to

‘Pressure on brain is inversely proportional to the number of days left for EXAMZ, keeping the syllabus constant.’ Zubeda Aapa’s 1st law of tension

Aaj katrina kaif ki birthday hai jo

Aaj katrina kaif ki Birthday hai. jo ye msg 9 lgo ko send krega us k khwab me ktrna kaif ayegi.1 lrke na jhut

Refrnce dailly jung of 02 01 11 appeal

Refrnce: Dailly jung of 02-01-11 …’APPEAL’… Taman doston se guzarish hai k Allah k wasty Zubeda Aapa ka mazaq na uraen wo buzurg khatoon

Agr apko rat me nend nhi ati

Agr apko rat me nend nhi ati to ankhon me ek ek Drop elfi dal lain apko nend b achi ayegi or subh ankh

Apne ghar ka sara kachra subh hone

Apne Ghar ka sara kachra subh hone se pehly parosio k ghar k pas thora thora dal dia jay to ap ka dustbin saf

Agar tumse zyada taqat wala shakhs tumhe

Agar Tumse Zyada Taqat Wala Shakhs Tumhe Maarey aur Tum Kuch Na Kar Sako Tu Thora Sa Door Ja K Use Lanat De Kar

Chehre ko gulabi krna ho tou 2

Chehre Ko Gulabi Krna Ho Tou 2 Eggs 1 Spon Lal-Mirch Phaint Ker Chehre Pe 5 Mins Masage Kr K Dho Len Surkhi Ana

agr ap chae bnaty waqt ki

*. .Agr ap chae bnaty waqt chae ki pati k sath thori tambaco ki pati dal den tu koi b aenda ap sy chae

Agr apko raat ko neend na ati

Agr apko raat ko neend na ati ho tu aik aik ankh main thori si ELFY dal len.Neend bhi ajaei aur subh ankh bhe

Agr koi apko sms ya miscalls de

Agr Koi Apko SMS Ya Miscalls De Kar Tang Kar raha Hy Tu Uska Number Facebook Par Larki K Naam Se Likh Den aur

Jab aap kisi mefil me pad maro

Jab Aap Kisi Mefil Me Pad Maro To Barabar Waly Ko Gh0or Kar Dekhne Se Aap Par Koi Shak Nahi Kary Ga. Zubeda Aapa

Zubaida apa arz karti hain meray

Zubaida apa arz karti hain~~ meray dil kay bavarchi khane mein teri yad ka choolha jalta hai~~~ WAH…….WAH……. zara ghor karen……. meray dil kay

Apny bed se pyar karo ye tumhara

Apny BED se pyar karo ye tumhara apna hai. -Din ko aram karo ta k tm rat me so sako. -Books pakiza hain is

Sardiyon mey skin kushk hojye to pani

Sardiyon mey skin kushk hojye to pani mey haldi aur milk powdr dal k ubal lain Thanda hojye to ek chamch dahi aur makhn