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Wife SMS Messages

Husband to a newly wed wife i

Husband to a newly wed wife! I could go to the end of the world for you Wife:Thanks,but promise me you will stay there

Husbandjan de do bohat mood ho raha

Husband:Jan De Do Bohat Mood Ho Raha He. Wife:Nahi Aaj Nahi. Husband:Aajao Na Please. Wife:Kaha Na Nahi. Child: Papa Muth Mar Kay So Jao

Wifesuna he k jannat me husband sath

Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete HUSBAND! sahi suna he, Wife: aisa kion? Husband: Arey pagli isi

1 aurat coma may chali gai shohar

1 aurat Coma may chali gai Shohar murda samaj kar dafnane chala Raste main janaza khambe se takrane se aurat ko hosh aa gya

Shadi ki 14th anniversary pe husband gehri

Shadi ki 14th ANNIVERSARY pe HUSBAND gehri soch me tha. Wife: Kya soch rahay ho? Husband: Yad hy, Jub tumharay abu ne date pe

Husband today is sunday i have

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why three? Husband: 1 For U and

Bewi batao wo kon si cheez hay

Bewi: Batao Wo Kon si Cheez Hay Jo Tum Rozana Dekh To Saktay Ho Magar Torr Nahi Saktay? Shohr: (Pyar se) Tera botha…;-)

Man outside phone booth excuse me

Man outside phone booth : Excuse me !! You are holding the phone since 20 mins. & haven’t spoken a word… .. Man inside

Wife kitchen se aji sunte ho me

Wife kitchen se: Aji sunte ho me aaj kal bht khobsurat hoti ja rhi hu Hsbnd: Tmse kisne kaha Wife: meri khobsurti dekh k

Wifemehman aa rhe hain or ghar mei

Wife:Mehman aa rhe hain or ghar mei Daal k siva kuch nae hai Husband:jb wo aen to kitchen mei 1 bartan girana. Mai pochun

Wifeagar mein gum ho gyi to tm

WifeAgar mein gum ho gyi to tm kya karoge? HusbandMein akhbar mein ad dn ga wife kya ad do gy HusbanadJAHAN RAHO KHUSH RAHO

Husband wife mein larai hoi ghar se

Husband wife mein larai hoi, Husband ghar se chala gaya, Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai” Wife:Zeher. Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha

Wife tum mujhe kitna pyar karte ho

Wife: Tum Mujhe Kitna Pyar Karte Ho? Husband: Shahjahan Jitna. Wife: Mere Marne k Baad TAJ MEHAL Banaoge? Husband: Maine to Loan Bhi Le

First guy proudly my wifes an

First Guy (proudly): ‘My wife’s an angel!’ Second Guy: ‘You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.’

Wife ik bat bolon husband bolo

Wife: Ik bat bolon? Husband: Bolo! Wife: Maaro ge to nahi? Husband: Arry Jani Nahi! kya bat hy? Wife: Men maa banne wali hon.

Husband agar meri lotery nikal aaye to

Husband: Agar Meri Lotery Nikal Aaye To Tum Kya Karogi? Wife: Aadhay Paisay Le Kar Tumhe Chor Dongi Husband: Meri Rs.100. Ki Nikli Hy

Girl friend is fun wife gun

GirL Friend is fun, & Wife is gun. GirL Friend is Light of Moon, & Wife is Month of June. GirL Friend is Tooty

Wife hints to husband for a new

Wife Hints to husband for a new Car! Dear! buy me something that goes from 0 to 90 in 2 seconds when i am

Waqt par aadat na badlo to woo

Waqt Par Aadat Na Badlo To Woo Zarurat-E-Life ban Jati Hai….. OR Agar Time par Girl Friend Na badlo, To Woo Kambakht WiFe ban

T r u t h women

T r u t h Women always worry about the things that …Men Forget… Men always worry about the things that Women Remember

Khawateen k baray me dilchasp haqaik scotland

Khawateen k baray me dilchasp haqaik: Scotland ki aurten ziada kanjoos hoti ha. Dhokha dahi me American aurten subse agay ha. Shohron ki ziada

Husband texts to wife on cell

Husband texts to wife on cell.. ‘Hi,what r u doing Darling?’ Wife: I’m dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types ‘Sweet Heart, how can

Bv janu tum mujy waise pyar nhi

BV: Janu tum mujy waise pyar nhi krte jaise Shahrukh Khan Kajol se film me krta hy! Husband: Saliye O Pyar kran de 2

Biwighusse main tumhare dimagh main to sirf

Biwi(Ghusse Main): Tumhare Dimagh Main To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!! Husband (Pyar Se): To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho?.??

Men who have pierced ears are better

Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. . . . . . . Because They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Husbnd aaj kya pakaogi wife jo ap

Husbnd: aaj kya pakaogi? Wife: jo ap kahen … Husbnd: dal chawal bna lo Wife: abi kal to pakae thay Hsbnd: acha sabzi bna

Mom to childrens jo meri hr bat

Mom to Childrens:: Jo meri hr bat mane ga aur mere Aage bilkul nhi bolega main use gift dngi . . . Chota Bacha.:

Jin kya hukum hai mere aaqa

jin : kya hukum hai mere aaqa ? Aaqa : yar mera eik kaam kar mere ghar se america tak eik road bana de!

Wife aaj koi aisi baat kaho k

Wife: Aaj koi aisi baat kaho k me khush b ho jaon or jal b jaon, Husbnd: Tum meri zindgi ho Wife: Or, or

1 aadmi ki 3rd bv ne apne

1 aadmi ki 3rd BV ne apne shohar se pucha: Aap ki 1st BV kaise mari? Shohar: Zeher khaane se. BV: Aur 2nd? Shohar:

3 aurtain husband se ghar k

3 Aurtain: Husband se ghar k kam Krwane ki bat krte hue. American: meny husbnd se kaha k ainda khana tm pkao gy 2nd

Bhengi wife suno ji meri aankhein ashwariya

Bhengi wife: suno ji meri Aankhein ashwariya se milti hy na? Husband: ghuse se Kambakhat,ye apas me nai milti ashwariya se kia khak mile

Dosttruck dekh kr tm dar q jate

Dost:Truck Dekh Kr Tm dar Q jate Ho? Sardar: 1bar 1Truck Driver Meri Bv Ko Le Kr Bhag Gya Tha Hr Bar Lagta He

Nikah k bad dulha molvi se fees

Nikah K bad Dulha molvi se: Fees? Molvi: Bv ki khbsurti K mutabq de do Dulhe ne 10 rupe diy Achanak hwa se Lrki

Bv apne shohar ko darane k liye

BV apne shohar ko darane k liye Kala Libas Pehan ker khari ho gai Shohar darte howe ! Kon ho tum ? BV: churail

Wife in sexy mood says aaj mujhe

WIFE in sexy mood says: ‘Aaj mujhe Rassi se bandh do aur jo karna hai karlo, HUSBAND ne usay bandh diya or Naukrani ko

wife main ne khoty pr

*. . .Wife: Main ne khoty pr research ki hai, wo apni ”khoti” k siwa kisi or khoti ko dekhta tak nahi. Husband: Isi

Whats the difference between a male lawyer

What’s the difference between a male lawyer and a female lawyer??? Male lawyer knows the LAW. And a female lawyer Knows.. . . The

Married couple ki sb se bri difficulty

married couple ki sb se bri difficulty. . .!!! Hsbnd: aj kia pkaogi Wife: jo ap kahen Hsbnd: dal chawal bna lo Wife: abi

Shohr or bv main narazgi thi

Shohr or BV main narazgi thi 1Subha Shohr ko jldi jana tha Us ne raat ko Kaghaz py likha Mujy Subha 5bje utha dena

Husbnd 1st nighttum ne kbhi koi gandi

Husbnd (1st night:Tum ne kbhi koi gandi film dekhi he? Wife: Ha Hsbnd: Bs hm ne phir wese hi krna he! Wife:Tu baqi 2

Wifekal rat tum mujhey neend mein galian

Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend mein galian kion de rahey thai? Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai.. Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi? Husband: yehi k

Ideal wife janu aaj tumhari gf raat

Ideal Wife: ‘JANU Aaj tumhari GF raat stay krne arahi hy na? Mene fridge me cake bana kr rakh dia hy n khana b,

M my lovely wife i is i

M: My lovely wife. I: Is i am wrong in my sms? S: Sex is not only thing in the life. S: See, we

Aadmi dost se yar aisi bv ko

Aadmi Dost se: ‘Yar aisi Bv ko kya kahenge jo Khubsurat ho, Samajhdar ho, Baat manay aur kabhi Naraz na ho?’ Dost: ‘AFWAH’

Wife suno ji doctor ne mujhe aik

Wife: suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai. Hum kahan jayen gay? Husband:

1 admi ki aik tang haddi toot

1 Admi ki aik tang ki haddi toot gayi Hospital gya to waha dOsrey admi ki dono tangey tooti dekh kar bola !!!!!!! .

Bv aur girl 4nd main kia farak

Bv aur girl 4nd main kia farak hai ? . . . . . . SIMPLE 25 kg ka 😉

Wife yesterday night i saw a dream that

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream That u were sending me Jewelry and clothes! Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill !!!

Ek bacha apni maa se pitnay k

Ek Bacha apni Maa se pitnay k baad Papa kabhi aap jungle gaye ho? Papa: Nahi beta . Bacha: Phir itna Khaternaak item kahan

Wifehoneywhat r u looking 4 husband nothing

wife:honey,what r u looking 4? husband: nothing wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ? husband: i was just looking

Wife you always carry my photo in

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,

Husband judge sahab mujhe talaq chahiye

Husband:’ Judge sahab mujhe TALAQ chahiye, meri BV ne 1 saal se Mujhse baat nahi ki… . . Judge: ‘Phir soch Lo, aisi BV

Oh allah give me a partner who

Oh Allah give me a partner who can support me in your COURT and make me able to save from all evels of the

Wife ive noticed everytime you talk say

WIFE: “I’ve noticed everytime you talk you say, my car, my chair, my TV, everything is yours. You never say ours. I’m your wife,

Wife mai is ghr ma aik pal

Wife: ‘Mai is ghr ma aik pal b nai rhu gi mai ja rahi hon.’ Husband: ‘Jao lun pay charo.’ Wife: ‘Ap ki ye

Why does a man want to have

WHY does a man want to have a WIFE? Because: (W)ashing (I)roning (F)ood (E)ntertainment

Wife main kya karon mai to lot

Wife: Main kya karon mai to lot gai, Hasband: Keun kya huwa janu, Wife: Aaj ek naw jawan hensam larka yaha aya, Hasband; To

Vote dalnay k liye 18 saal umar

Vote dalnay k liye 18 Saal Umar Aur Shadi k liye 21 sal Umar hona zaruri hy Yani k . . BIwi Sambhalna Mulk

Husband ek kiss le lu wife no

Husband-ek kiss le lu..? Wife- No. Husband- Jewlry la dunga. Wife- No.. Husband- Car de dunga Wife- No Beta so raha tha, bola- meri

Biwi ko thaper mar k shohr bola

Biwi ko Thaper Mar k Shohr Bola, ‘Admi Usy Hi Marta He,Jise Pyar Krta He’ Biwi Shohr Ko 2 Thaper Mar k Boli, ‘Aap

1st night in the room wife

1st night in the Room Wife: Plz, not today. Lets have our 1st night understanding each other..’ Husband: ‘Mera ‘under’ to pahle he stand

Hr admi ki 3 khuahishen hoti hen

Hr admi ki 3 khuahishen hoti hen 1:Kash wo itna kh0bsurat ho jitna apni maa ko nzar ata hy. 2:Kash wo itna ameer ho

No man can ever be satisfied with

No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life. (1) Mobile (2) Automobile (3) TV (4) Wife Because there is always a

Height of shock unfortunate a

Height of shock & unfortunate: A newly married man travelling with his wife. He Dialled a no Of girl written in train’s toilet &

What is the most dangerous alphabet

What is the most Dangerous alphabet W Bcoz all worries start wid W Who? Why? What? When? Which? Where? War, weapon, Wine, Women Wife

Wife suno ji kutte ko kaise

Wife : suno ji, kutte ko kaise pata chalta hai ke kutiya ka mann kar raha hai?? Husband : soongh ke. Wife : Toh

Husband 2 wife did u have

Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ?? Wife remains silent ?? Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu

A man keep his wifes photo in

A man keep his wife’s photo in pocket ? Because when ever he is in trouble , he looks at the photo and think….

Wifeis hafte hm roz cinema dekhne jaynge

Wife:Is Hafte Hm Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaynge Agle Hafte Hm Roz Shoping K Lye Jaynge Hsbnd: Or Us se Agle Hafte Roz Masjid Jaynge

Saas ki demand larki khubsurat ho

Saas ki Demand: Larki Khubsurat ho. Khubsirat ho. Ameer ho Parhi likhi ho Kam umar ho Ghar k kam kaj m mahir ho Thakaan

Kitnay armano se shadi ki rat ko

Kitnay armano se shadi ki rat ko ghongat uthaya mene faraz, wo bary pyar se kan main boli, . tenu dulha kinay banaya bhootneeday.

Husband begum khana tayar nahi hua abhi

Husband: begum khana tayar nahi hua abhi? Begum: nahi g,thori dair baqi ha. Husband: theek ha mein bahar se kha leta hon. Begum: bas

Wife apne husband se shukar he ap

Wife apne husband se: Shukar he ap sahi salaamat ghr wapis aa gye. Husband: Q? Kya hua? Wife: Bahir gali me log keh rhe

Wife janu kash ap msg hote main

Wife: Janu, kash Ap Msg hote, Main Apko save karti, jab chahe parhti, Husband: kanj0o0s, save hi kr k rakhti ya apni ksi Saheli

1 dulhan kaam nahi karti thi us

1 dulhan kaam nahi karti thi. Us ki saas apne betey se boli k mein jharoo don gi to tum bolna k ammi rehne

Shadi k pehly din husbnd mobile me

Shadi k pehly din husbnd k mobile me wife ka nam My sweet wife lkha tha . 1 mahene bad My wife 1 sal

Difference between husband gadha anshusband

Difference between Husband & gadha. Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai, but Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!

Shaadi se pehley husband k mobile main

Shaadi se pehley Husband k mobile main wife ka naam ‘My Love’:) se save tha Shaadi k baad ‘My sweet wife’:) 1 saal baad

Bv dear tum mujhe ktna pyar krte

Bv: Dear Tum Mujhe Ktna Pyar Krte Ho? Shohar: Mai TmSe Itna Pyar Krta Hoon K Tumhara Jootha Zeher Bhi Pee Sakta Hoon Agar

Husband allah ne tumhein 2 aakhen di

Husband: ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain chaawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti? WIFE: ALLAH ne tumhe 32 daant diye hai 2-4 patthar

Admi hotel manager se jaldi chalo meri

Admi Hotel Manager se: Jaldi chalo Meri BV khirki se kood kr Jaan dena Chahti hai Hotel Manager: To men kya karu? Admi: Anni

Wife bhi ajeeb hoti hain wife

Wife bhi ajeeb hoti hain: . . . Wife: Mai is dress men moti lag rahi huna. Husband (Mazaq Men): Haan Wife: Hain !

A failed businessman to his fat wife

A failed Businessman to his fat wife: You are my only investment in life that has doubled!

1 police man sb mujh se darty

1) POLICE MAN: sb Mujh se darty hyn or me bivi se, 2) MOCHI: me juton ki marammat karta hun or bivi meri, 3)

Husband or wife mein jhagra hua to

Husband or wife mein jhagra hua, to Wife ne apni Maa ko fone kia: Ammi mera un se jhagra ho gaya hy main 3,

Friend kya wife se larai khatm hui

Friend: kya wife se larai khatm hui ?? Husband: Han Ghutne taik k mere pas ai thi …………Friend: Phr? Husband: yehi k bed k

Every man desperately needs a wife

Every man desperately needs a wife… . . Bcas everyday and every minutes, somthing goes wrong. . . For which he cant blame God

Wife im not feeling good husband its

Wife: Im not feeling good. Husband: It’s too bad. I was thinking to go for shopping. Wife: I was joking Na. Husband: Me too.

1 aurat ka husband gum ho gaya

1 Aurat ka husband gum ho gaya. Wo apni paronsan k sath report darj karwanay police station gai or apne husband ka huliya btaya.

Aik banda baba je k pass gia

AIK BANDA AIK BABA JE K PASS GIA AUR KAHA;BABA JE ‘BEVI’ KA KOI ELAJ BATAIN,BABA JE=BATA BEVI KA KOI ELAJ HOTA TU MAIN

1 aurat 2sri sy mujhy apny shohr

1 aurat 2sri sy, Mujhy apny shohr pe shak hy,wo kisi larki sy milta hy. 2sri aurt, Phir tum kia karogi..? 1st, Me aj

Wife pori duniya mein chirag le kar

Wife: Pori duniya mein Chirag le kar b dhondo ge To mere jesi biwi nahi mile Gi , Husband : Tumhein kis ne Kaha

Wife saw a sign board shafon suit

Wife saw a sign board: Shafon suit Rs 15/ Cotton suit Rs 8/ Banarsi suit Rs 10/ Wife: Give me Rs 500 i wil

Wifeis hafty hm roz cinema dkhne jaengy

Wife:Is Hafty Hm Roz Cinema Dkhne Jaengy Uske Agle Hafty hum Roz Shoping K Lye Jaengy Husband.or Us k Agle Hfty Roz Masjid Jyegy

Wife wo samay jo admi drink ker

Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai, usko main nay 10 saal pehlay shadi k liye inkaar kia tha. Aaj tak sharab

Wife shoping kr k i to husband

Wife shoping kr k i to husband ne darwaza khola. Wife:Ye dabba utha lo Husband:is Me zarur Mre khane ki koi cheez hogi. Wife:han

Bv ne shohar ko fone kiya aap

BV ne shohar ko fone kiya: Aap kahan ho? . Shohar: Tujhe wo jewelry shop yaad ha, jahan Tumhain 1 Diamond set pasand aya

Election men umed war ko sirf teen

Election men Umed war ko sirf teen vote mile tou uski Bewi roney bhet gayi aur kehne lagi: ‘Mujhe pehle hi pata tha ke

Aaj ki pyari bat aisa admi

‘Aaj ki pyari bat’ ‘Aisa admi jo ghalti pe ho aur Mafi mang le wo ‘AQALMAND’ ‘Aisa shakhs jo ghalti pe na ho phir

Paradoxical thoughts relatd to matrimonial age

Paradoxical thoughts relatd to Matrimonial Age 1) Unmarried shakhs ghar se nikaltay huay: Ya Allah apnay hifz-o-aman main rakna. Ghar atay huay: Ya Allah

Wife kitchen mein sy knife to lana

Wife: Kitchen mein sy knife to lana Hsbnd: Yahan to koi Knife nahi hai Wife: MuJhy pta tha tm to Ho E annay, tmy

1st frend tv or bivi me kiya

1st frend! TV or Bivi me kiya frq he? 2nd frend! TV ko dekhna perta he or Bivi ko dekhana perta he…

A man was searching these words on

A man was searching these words on Google; ‘How to tackle a wife..’ . Google Search Result: ‘We are also searching……’

Puraani kahawat he k sote waqt koi

Puraani Kahawat He k Sote Waqt Koi Tention Le kar Nahi Sona Chahiye… Hairat he… Phir Bhi Log… BV Ke Saath hi Sote Hain..

Wife to husband aj mere badan

Wife to husband : aj mere badan mein aag laga den.Husband ne patrol phenk k laga di.Moral‘jazbat ka izhar khulay lafzon mein karen’

Bv khubsurat thi or shohar kala tha

Bv khubsurat thi Or Shohar kala tha BV Boli: Hum dono Jannati hain Shohar: Ksy? Bv: Tm Muje dekh kr Shukr ada krte ho

Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti

Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum. BIWI : Ek dum.

Wife ki dua ya allah pak mere

‘Wife Ki dua’ Ya Allah pak mere husband ko buhat sari dolat de shohrat de Tu ye sab mere shohar ko de day us

Doctor aap ki dimaaghi beemari ka

Doctor : Aap ki dimaaghi beemari ka kya haal hy ? Mareez: Theek hy aaj kal maiky gai hui hy….

A man to his friend my wife

A Man To His Friend: My Wife Died Yesterday.!! I m Trying To Cry But Tears are Not Coming Out 🙂 What To Do?

Aik sharabi ko police ne raat 2

Aik Sharabi ko Police Ne Raat 2 Bajey Rok k Poocha: Itni Raat ko kahan Ja Rahey ho? Sharabi: Mein SHARAB or Smoking k

Patni kyo ji agar mai rasoiye ko

Patni- ‘Kyo ji! Agar mai rasoiye ko hataakar kal se aapko apne haath ka khaana khilau to mujhe kya milega?’ Pati- ‘Meri beema policy

Thappar maarnay par naraz wife se husband

Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola: “Aadmi ushi ko marta hai jis se Pyar kerta hai.” Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar

Rukhsti ke waqt dulhe ka mobile baja

RUKHSTI ke waqt Dulhe ka mobile baja Or Dulhan ne usy boht mara Q k, Ringtone lagi thi, ‘Dil Me Chupa K Arman Lay

Husband sir meri wife gumm ho gayi

Husband: Sir, meri wife gumm ho gayi hai. Postmaster: Bhai yeh postoffice hai. Ja ke policestation mein complaint likhao. Husband: Kya karun, khushi ke

Keep one photo of ur wife in

Keep one photo of ur wife in ur pocket, when you are in a tension, just take out the photo from pocket, you will

Sardar ki wife inspecter se mera husband

Sardar ki wife inspecter se! Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-( Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-

Ek dost apny friend say yar

Ek dost apny friend say: Yar suna hai tum apni bivi k sath bartan dhoty ho ? Dost: To kiya hua.Wo bhi to mere

Agr aadhi raat ko shoher ka dil

Agr Aadhi Raat Ko Shoher Ka Dil Kry Or ßv Ka Mood Na Ho To Shoher Ko Chahye K ßv Ko Tang Na Kry

Husband apni wife ka janaza le kr

Husband apni wife ka janaza le kr ja raha tha, Janazey k aage 1 kutta or peeche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi, 1 aadmi

A man in hell asked devil can

A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil

Wife aap ne pichle saal meri

Wife ‘Aap ne pichle saal meri birthday pe mujhe lohay ka bed diya tha, Is baar aapka kya irada hai?’ Husband: ‘Is saal us

wife chaliye na kahiin chalte hain

¤_¤ Wife: chaliye na! Kahiin chalte hain, or Drive main karon gi. Husband: is ka matlab hai k,, jayen gay CAR main or Ayen

1 aurat ne new sim li or

1 Aurat ne New sim li or mobile main lagai or faisla kia k shohar ko surprise degi jo drawing room main betha tha

Bv ne kameez utari shohar ki

BV ne kameez utari, Shohar ki taraf dekhte hoe shalwar b utar ker boli ‘Pata he na, kya krna he?’ Shohar: Haan kapre dhone

Husband gusse mayaaj tmne ye kesa khana

Husband gusse may:aaj tmne ye kesa khana bnaya hy?Bilkul Gobar jesa!! Wife: Mairey khuda!! Iss Admi ne kia kia chkkha hua hy?

Teri zindagi me koi gham na ho

Teri zindagi me koi gham na ho teri khushi kbhi kam na ho dua hay tujhe mile ek pyari c dulhan, jis ka wazan

Jin kya hukm he mre aqa admi

jin: kya hukm he mre aqa admi: khi to usa road bana jin: imossible admi: mri wife ko mre under karo jin: road single

Interesting lines from a husbands diary

Interesting lines from a husband’s diary: ‘Now I always watch my wedding video in reverse mode & I love the end when she takes

My fren wanted a boat more than

My fren wanted a boat more than anything. His wyf refused, but he bought one anyway. “I’ll tell u wat,” he told her. “In

Diffrnt girls fighting with their husbnds

Diffrnt Girls fighting with their husbnds: Pilot’s wife- ziyada uro mat samjhay: Teachr’s wife. Mujhey mat sikhao. Ye aap ka School nahi hai Ghar

Wo kia cheez hay jo biwi apnay

Wo kia cheez hay Jo biwi apnay husband ko sari umar nahi deti Bar bar magney per bhi nain deti. Aur yeh illegal bhi