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Wife SMS Messages

Patni kyo ji agar mai rasoiye ko

Patni- ‘Kyo ji! Agar mai rasoiye ko hataakar kal se aapko apne haath ka khaana khilau to mujhe kya milega?’ Pati- ‘Meri beema policy

Wife hints to husband for a new

Wife Hints to husband for a new Car! Dear! buy me something that goes from 0 to 90 in 2 seconds when i am

Man outside phone booth excuse me

Man outside phone booth : Excuse me !! You are holding the phone since 20 mins. & haven’t spoken a word… .. Man inside

1 admi zor se dua mang rha

1 Admi Zor Zor Se Dua Mang Rha Tha ‘Ya Allah! Mujhy Chupkali Bana De’. 2nd Admi: Tm Ye Dua Q Mang Rhe Ho?

Husband to a newly wed wife i

Husband to a newly wed wife! I could go to the end of the world for you Wife:Thanks,but promise me you will stay there

Wife main kya karon mai to lot

Wife: Main kya karon mai to lot gai, Hasband: Keun kya huwa janu, Wife: Aaj ek naw jawan hensam larka yaha aya, Hasband; To

Wife i will die husband i also

Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:-why will you die? Husband:-because main itni khushi bardasht nahin ker sakta:D

F0r men only v0 kya cheez hai

F0r Men OnlY, v0 KYa Cheez hai J0 ‘Bv’ Apne Sh0hr K0 Saari Zndgi Nhi Laine Daiti, * * Grls, Plz D0nt See the

Biwi kitchen se boli sunte ho main

Biwi kitchen se boli: Sunte ho Main Din Ba Din khubsurat Hoti Ja Rahi hun Shohar: Acha Wo kaise? Biwi: Ab to Mujh se

Wife subah samne walay haji sb ofice

Wife: ‘Subah samne walay haji Sb ofice jate howe apni wife ko pyar krte hain apka dil nhi krta’ Husband: ‘ Dil to krta

Wife main maike ja rahi hoontujhe tallak

Wife- Main maike ja rahi hoon,tujhe tallak ki notice bhej dungi! Husbnd-‘Ja ja, mithi-mithi batein karke mujhe khush karne Ki koshish mat kar.

Mom to childrens jo meri hr bat

Mom to Childrens:: Jo meri hr bat mane ga aur mere Aage bilkul nhi bolega main use gift dngi . . . Chota Bacha.:

Sex k doraan biwi ko shak huwa

Sex k doraan biwi ko shak huwa k bacha jaag raha hay Biwi ne bola to shohar ne bache ko doosre kamre mein lita

Dulhan suhag raat ko apne dulha se

Dulhan, suhag raat ko apne Dulha se: Itni der se choos rahi hoon lekin aap ka yeh khara nahi ho raha Dulha: Lao isay

Husband begum khana tayar nahi hua abhi

Husband: begum khana tayar nahi hua abhi? Begum: nahi g,thori dair baqi ha. Husband: theek ha mein bahar se kha leta hon. Begum: bas

Husband today is sunday i have

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why three? Husband: 1 For U and

Wife darling kuch saal pehly mera figure

Wife: Darling! Kuch Saal Pehly mera Figure COKE Bottle jesa Tha na? Husband: Figure To Aaj B Coke jesa Hi hy Pehly 15 wali

Every man desperately needs a wife

Every man desperately needs a wife… . . Bcas everyday and every minutes, somthing goes wrong. . . For which he cant blame God

Husband asks do you know the meaning

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means… Without Information, Fighting Everytime! WIFE says: No darling , it means :- With

1 aurat ne new sim li or

1 Aurat ne New sim li or mobile main lagai or faisla kia k shohar ko surprise degi jo drawing room main betha tha

Husband khana tyar hy bv thori

Husband: khana tyar hy? Bv: thori dair hy. H: Ok Men bahr sy kha leta hon Bv: 5 mint ruk jain H: 5 mint

Biwi 1 din apny naabina shoher sykash

Biwi 1 din apny Naabina shoher sy;KasH tumari Aankhen hoti to tm mery Husn ko dekhty,., HUSB;Ager tum Khubsurt hoti to kya Aankho waly

Wife janu kash ap msg hote main

Wife: Janu, kash Ap Msg hote, Main Apko save karti, jab chahe parhti, Husband: kanj0o0s, save hi kr k rakhti ya apni ksi Saheli

Pni shaadi me zayaada deri mat karna

pni shaadi me zayaada deri mat karna, dil tumhari saheli par aa jaye to mat kehna, main to aashiq hoon khoobsurti ka jaanu, yadi

Husband or wife mein jhagra hua to

Husband or wife mein jhagra hua, to Wife ne apni Maa ko fone kia: Ammi mera un se jhagra ho gaya hy main 3,

Har boy ke zindagi me 3 dolls

Har boy ke Zindagi me ‘3 DOLLS’ Aati Hain Ek Us Beti BABY DOLL Doosri Uski Girl Friend, BARBIE DOLL, Teesri Uski Wife ‘PANADOL’

Husbandjan de do bohat mood ho raha

Husband:Jan De Do Bohat Mood Ho Raha He. Wife:Nahi Aaj Nahi. Husband:Aajao Na Please. Wife:Kaha Na Nahi. Child: Papa Muth Mar Kay So Jao

Bv sharabhi shohar ko theek kerne ke

BV sharabhi shohar ko theek kerne ke liye kala libas pehen ke khari ho gai , Shohar jhomtey huwey kon ho tum . BV

Wife mai is ghr ma aik pal

Wife: ‘Mai is ghr ma aik pal b nai rhu gi mai ja rahi hon.’ Husband: ‘Jao lun pay charo.’ Wife: ‘Ap ki ye

Wife shoping kr k i to husband

Wife shoping kr k i to husband ne darwaza khola. Wife:Ye dabba utha lo Husband:is Me zarur Mre khane ki koi cheez hogi. Wife:han

Wife aap mujhe kitna pyar karte ho

Wife: Aap Mujhe Kitna Pyar Karte Ho, Hus: SHAH JAHAN jitna Wife: Mere Marne k bad TAJ MAHAL banaoge Hus: Main ne to Plot

Jub sheeshey key bartan toot jayen tau

Jub sheeshey key bartan toot jayen tau awaz ati hey… ‘CHUNNN’ jub bacho’n key balloons phut jayen tau awaz ati hey ‘THUSSS’. Jub pani

Bv ne kameez utari shohar ki

BV ne kameez utari, Shohar ki taraf dekhte hoe shalwar b utar ker boli ‘Pata he na, kya krna he?’ Shohar: Haan kapre dhone

Wife woh kaun si cheez hai jo

Wife: Woh kaun si cheez hai jo tumari nazron k samne hote hove bhi pohanch se door hai..?? . Husband ne lambi saans li

Wife in sexy mood says aaj mujhe

WIFE in sexy mood says: ‘Aaj mujhe Rassi se bandh do aur jo karna hai karlo, HUSBAND ne usay bandh diya or Naukrani ko

Husband 2 wife did u have

Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ?? Wife remains silent ?? Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu

Wife do you want dinner husband

Wife : Do you want dinner? Husband : Sure, what are my choices? Wife : Yes and no.

Wifemari taraf mou kar k so jainshoharta

WIFE;MARI TARAF MOU KAR K SO JAIN……..SHOHAR;TA KAY MAIN DARR K MAR JAUN:’;’

Aadmi dost se yar aisi bv ko

Aadmi Dost se: ‘Yar aisi Bv ko kya kahenge jo Khubsurat ho, Samajhdar ho, Baat manay aur kabhi Naraz na ho?’ Dost: ‘AFWAH’

Love is life life wife wife knife

LoVe Is LiFe ,LiFe Is WiFe ,wIfE Is kNiFe , & kNiFe iS ThE eNd oF LiFe 🙁 🙁 🙁 Bach k rehna ray

Wife mein ne app ki birthday k

Wife: Mein ne app ki Birthday k liye itna menhga suit lia hai k bas, Husband: Shukr hai mera be khyal aya, Dikhaoo, Wife:

Bv aur girl 4nd main kia farak

Bv aur girl 4nd main kia farak hai ? . . . . . . SIMPLE 25 kg ka 😉

1 unparh larki ki shadi uk return

1 unparh Larki Ki Shadi 1 UK Return Admi Se Hogai. 1 Din Uska husband Khana Khate Hue gale me nivala phansne ki waja

aik admi ki wife margai dost

# Aik Admi Ki Wife Margai Dost Usko Chup Karane K Bad-Tuje Kuch Chahiye? Admi-Jaldi Laptop Le Aa Dost-Q? Admi -Facebook Pe Status Change

Jin kya hukm he mre aqa admi

jin: kya hukm he mre aqa admi: khi to usa road bana jin: imossible admi: mri wife ko mre under karo jin: road single

Wife aaj koi aesi baat kaho

Wife: Aaj koi aesi baat kaho jis sy dil khush bhi hojaye or jal bhi jaye? Husband: tumhari sb frnd’z me sb se accha

A woman was kidnapped the kidnapper

A woman was kidnapped. The kidnapper sent a piece of her finger 2 her husband n demanded money. HUSBAND replied: ‘I want more proof,

Judgewhy did u shoot ur wife instead

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shooting her lover? Sardar:Your honour, it’s easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man

Biwi ne apne husband ko letter likha

Biwi ne apne husband ko letter likha pr full-stop nhi lagaye! Jab yaad aya to jaldi jaldi andaze se full-stop laga diye, Phir letter

Kitnay armano se shadi ki rat ko

Kitnay armano se shadi ki rat ko ghongat uthaya mene faraz, wo bary pyar se kan main boli, . tenu dulha kinay banaya bhootneeday.

Wife aapko meri khoobsurati zayada achi lagti

Wife: Aapko meri Khoobsurati zayada Achi lagti hay ya Aqalmandi??? Husband: Mujhe to tumhari ye Mazaaq ki Aadat bohot Achi lagti hay. .* r

Wife kitchen mein sy knife to lana

Wife: Kitchen mein sy knife to lana Hsbnd: Yahan to koi Knife nahi hai Wife: MuJhy pta tha tm to Ho E annay, tmy

Shadi ki 14th anniversary pe husband gehri

Shadi ki 14th ANNIVERSARY pe HUSBAND gehri soch me tha. Wife: Kya soch rahay ho? Husband: Yad hy, Jub tumharay abu ne date pe

Husband judge sahab mujhe talaq chahiye

Husband:’ Judge sahab mujhe TALAQ chahiye, meri BV ne 1 saal se Mujhse baat nahi ki… . . Judge: ‘Phir soch Lo, aisi BV

Husband to wife ye bachay itne shararti

Husband To Wife: ‘Ye Bachay Itne Shararti Kyun Hote He…?’ . . . . . . . . . Wife: ‘Jo Cheez Banti Shararat

Wifemai ne gadhay p research ki hai

Wife_Mai ne gadhay p research ki hai. Wo apni gadhi k siwa kisi aur gadhi kO dekhta tak nahi.. Husband_Isi liye tO us ko

Shohar ye lo sara din riksha chlaya

Shohar: Ye lo Sara din riksha chlaya, 500 kamaya or 350 ka tail dalwaya Wife: Ye lo sirf 1 ghanta lagaya 5000 kamaya or

Husband suhag raat ko me shadi se

Husband Suhag raat ko: Me shadi se pehle buhat Aurton k sath SEX kar chuka hoon BV sharmate hue: Me itni der se yehi

1 admi ki wife mar gai

1 admi Ki Wife Mar gai. Dost Usko Chup Karane K Bad: ‘Tuje Kuch Chahiye? Admi: Laptop La Do Dost: Woh kion? Admi: ‘Facebook

A person went to his neighbour where

A Person Went to his Neighbour, Where an Old Couple Lived. He Went Inside Where he Found that the Old Man still called her

Gussay ka aana mard honay ki nishani

Gussay ka aana mard honay ki nishani hay, Mugar Gussay ko pee jana, ‘HUSBAND’ honay ki nishani hay..!!!

Husband kal mere khawab ma ek lrki

Husband: Kal mere khawab ma ek lrki aye thi. Wah!Kia larki thi. Wife: Akeli ayee hogi? Husband: Tm ko kese pata? Wife: Uska husband

Husband sir meri wife gumm ho gayi

Husband: Sir, meri wife gumm ho gayi hai. Postmaster: Bhai yeh postoffice hai. Ja ke policestation mein complaint likhao. Husband: Kya karun, khushi ke

Wife tum mujhe kitna pyar karte ho

Wife: Tum Mujhe Kitna Pyar Karte Ho? Husband: Shahjahan Jitna. Wife: Mere Marne k Baad TAJ MEHAL Banaoge? Husband: Maine to Loan Bhi Le

Research se sabit hua hai k wife

Research se sabit hua hai k. ‘Wife se Pyar bhari batain karne se Tention door ho jati hai. Heart Attack ka khatra 80% kam

Aik car ki nilami ho rahi thi

Aik Car ki Nilami ho rahi thi 20 lac 25 lac 30 lac Aik aadmi ne hairat sa Car ki kharab halat py ghor

Wifekal jo bikhari aya tha wo bht

Wife:kal jo bikhari aya tha wo bht bdtamiz tha Hsband:kyu? Wife:maine use kal khana dya or aj usne mje ek kitab gift krdi Husbnd:kon

Wife khirki k parde lagwa donaya parosi

Wife: Khirki K Parde Lagwa Do,Naya Parosi Mujhe Dekhne Ki Koshish Karta Hy.. Husband: Aik Bar Dekh Lene Do,Phir Wo Khud Parde Lagwa Lega..

Bv ne shohar ko fone kiya aap

BV ne shohar ko fone kiya: Aap kahan ho? . Shohar: Tujhe wo jewelry shop yaad ha, jahan Tumhain 1 Diamond set pasand aya

Wife aap ne pichle saal meri

Wife ‘Aap ne pichle saal meri birthday pe mujhe lohay ka bed diya tha, Is baar aapka kya irada hai?’ Husband: ‘Is saal us

Rukhsti ke waqt dulhe ka mobile baja

RUKHSTI ke waqt Dulhe ka mobile baja Or Dulhan ne usy boht mara Q k, Ringtone lagi thi, ‘Dil Me Chupa K Arman Lay

Husbnd 1st nighttum ne kbhi koi gandi

Husbnd (1st night:Tum ne kbhi koi gandi film dekhi he? Wife: Ha Hsbnd: Bs hm ne phir wese hi krna he! Wife:Tu baqi 2

Kia ap ko pata hai jo kal

kia ap ko pata hai jo kal ki date guzar gai us se allaha ka name parta tha wo aisay k 4 1 11

Saas ki demand larki khubsurat ho

Saas ki Demand: Larki Khubsurat ho. Khubsirat ho. Ameer ho Parhi likhi ho Kam umar ho Ghar k kam kaj m mahir ho Thakaan

Tofani barish mein rat ko shop per

Tofani barish mein rat ko, shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya SHOPKEEPER: Aap married hein? Admin:Is tofani barish mein kia meri maa mujhey

My fren wanted a boat more than

My fren wanted a boat more than anything. His wyf refused, but he bought one anyway. “I’ll tell u wat,” he told her. “In

Wives insulting thier husbands pilots wife

Wives insulting thier husbands: pilot’s wife: ziada hawao main mat uro Teacher’s wife: ab tum mujy sikhao gy Dentist’s wife: dant torr k haath

Husband apni wife ka janaza le kr

Husband apni wife ka janaza le kr ja rha tha, Janazey k aage 1 kutta or peeche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi, 1 aadmi

T r u t h women

T r u t h Women always worry about the things that …Men Forget… Men always worry about the things that Women Remember

Husband suhag raat k baad biwi se

Husband Suhag Raat k baad Biwi se: Jaan, Raat ko Maza Aaya? Biwi: Aap ko Aaya? hus: Bohat. Biwi: Dekh Lain Aaj Tak kisi

Wife shadi se pehle tou tum mujhe

Wife: ‘Shadi se pehle tou tum mujhe roz gift diya karte the tou ab kyun naheen dete?’ Husband: ‘Machhli pakadne ke baad bhi kya

Diffrnt girls fighting with their husbnds

Diffrnt Girls fighting with their husbnds: Pilot’s wife- ziyada uro mat samjhay: Teachr’s wife. Mujhey mat sikhao. Ye aap ka School nahi hai Ghar

Wife im not feeling good husband its

Wife: Im not feeling good. Husband: It’s too bad. I was thinking to go for shopping. Wife: I was joking Na. Husband: Me too.

What is the difference between mother

What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ? A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying… & the other ensures U

Husband and wife chori k topic pr

Husband and wife chori k topic pr baat kr rahe thay. Husband: Jo shakhs chori krta ha wo bad mein zarur pachhtata hy. Wife

Wifesuna he k jannat me husband sath

Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete HUSBAND! sahi suna he, Wife: aisa kion? Husband: Arey pagli isi

1 aurat coma may chali gai shohar

1 aurat Coma may chali gai Shohar murda samaj kar dafnane chala Raste main janaza khambe se takrane se aurat ko hosh aa gya

Bewi batao wo kon si cheez hay

Bewi: Batao Wo Kon si Cheez Hay Jo Tum Rozana Dekh To Saktay Ho Magar Torr Nahi Saktay? Shohr: (Pyar se) Tera botha…;-)

Wife kitchen se aji sunte ho me

Wife kitchen se: Aji sunte ho me aaj kal bht khobsurat hoti ja rhi hu Hsbnd: Tmse kisne kaha Wife: meri khobsurti dekh k

Wifemehman aa rhe hain or ghar mei

Wife:Mehman aa rhe hain or ghar mei Daal k siva kuch nae hai Husband:jb wo aen to kitchen mei 1 bartan girana. Mai pochun

Wifeagar mein gum ho gyi to tm

WifeAgar mein gum ho gyi to tm kya karoge? HusbandMein akhbar mein ad dn ga wife kya ad do gy HusbanadJAHAN RAHO KHUSH RAHO

Husband wife mein larai hoi ghar se

Husband wife mein larai hoi, Husband ghar se chala gaya, Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai” Wife:Zeher. Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha

First guy proudly my wifes an

First Guy (proudly): ‘My wife’s an angel!’ Second Guy: ‘You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.’

Wife ik bat bolon husband bolo

Wife: Ik bat bolon? Husband: Bolo! Wife: Maaro ge to nahi? Husband: Arry Jani Nahi! kya bat hy? Wife: Men maa banne wali hon.

Husband agar meri lotery nikal aaye to

Husband: Agar Meri Lotery Nikal Aaye To Tum Kya Karogi? Wife: Aadhay Paisay Le Kar Tumhe Chor Dongi Husband: Meri Rs.100. Ki Nikli Hy

Girl friend is fun wife gun

GirL Friend is fun, & Wife is gun. GirL Friend is Light of Moon, & Wife is Month of June. GirL Friend is Tooty

Waqt par aadat na badlo to woo

Waqt Par Aadat Na Badlo To Woo Zarurat-E-Life ban Jati Hai….. OR Agar Time par Girl Friend Na badlo, To Woo Kambakht WiFe ban

Khawateen k baray me dilchasp haqaik scotland

Khawateen k baray me dilchasp haqaik: Scotland ki aurten ziada kanjoos hoti ha. Dhokha dahi me American aurten subse agay ha. Shohron ki ziada

Husband texts to wife on cell

Husband texts to wife on cell.. ‘Hi,what r u doing Darling?’ Wife: I’m dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types ‘Sweet Heart, how can

Bv janu tum mujy waise pyar nhi

BV: Janu tum mujy waise pyar nhi krte jaise Shahrukh Khan Kajol se film me krta hy! Husband: Saliye O Pyar kran de 2

Biwighusse main tumhare dimagh main to sirf

Biwi(Ghusse Main): Tumhare Dimagh Main To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!! Husband (Pyar Se): To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho?.??

Men who have pierced ears are better

Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. . . . . . . Because They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Husbnd aaj kya pakaogi wife jo ap

Husbnd: aaj kya pakaogi? Wife: jo ap kahen … Husbnd: dal chawal bna lo Wife: abi kal to pakae thay Hsbnd: acha sabzi bna

Jin kya hukum hai mere aaqa

jin : kya hukum hai mere aaqa ? Aaqa : yar mera eik kaam kar mere ghar se america tak eik road bana de!

Wife aaj koi aisi baat kaho k

Wife: Aaj koi aisi baat kaho k me khush b ho jaon or jal b jaon, Husbnd: Tum meri zindgi ho Wife: Or, or

1 aadmi ki 3rd bv ne apne

1 aadmi ki 3rd BV ne apne shohar se pucha: Aap ki 1st BV kaise mari? Shohar: Zeher khaane se. BV: Aur 2nd? Shohar:

3 aurtain husband se ghar k

3 Aurtain: Husband se ghar k kam Krwane ki bat krte hue. American: meny husbnd se kaha k ainda khana tm pkao gy 2nd

Bhengi wife suno ji meri aankhein ashwariya

Bhengi wife: suno ji meri Aankhein ashwariya se milti hy na? Husband: ghuse se Kambakhat,ye apas me nai milti ashwariya se kia khak mile

Dosttruck dekh kr tm dar q jate

Dost:Truck Dekh Kr Tm dar Q jate Ho? Sardar: 1bar 1Truck Driver Meri Bv Ko Le Kr Bhag Gya Tha Hr Bar Lagta He

Nikah k bad dulha molvi se fees

Nikah K bad Dulha molvi se: Fees? Molvi: Bv ki khbsurti K mutabq de do Dulhe ne 10 rupe diy Achanak hwa se Lrki

Bv apne shohar ko darane k liye

BV apne shohar ko darane k liye Kala Libas Pehan ker khari ho gai Shohar darte howe ! Kon ho tum ? BV: churail

wife main ne khoty pr

*. . .Wife: Main ne khoty pr research ki hai, wo apni ”khoti” k siwa kisi or khoti ko dekhta tak nahi. Husband: Isi

Whats the difference between a male lawyer

What’s the difference between a male lawyer and a female lawyer??? Male lawyer knows the LAW. And a female lawyer Knows.. . . The

Married couple ki sb se bri difficulty

married couple ki sb se bri difficulty. . .!!! Hsbnd: aj kia pkaogi Wife: jo ap kahen Hsbnd: dal chawal bna lo Wife: abi

Shohr or bv main narazgi thi

Shohr or BV main narazgi thi 1Subha Shohr ko jldi jana tha Us ne raat ko Kaghaz py likha Mujy Subha 5bje utha dena

Wifekal rat tum mujhey neend mein galian

Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend mein galian kion de rahey thai? Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai.. Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi? Husband: yehi k

Ideal wife janu aaj tumhari gf raat

Ideal Wife: ‘JANU Aaj tumhari GF raat stay krne arahi hy na? Mene fridge me cake bana kr rakh dia hy n khana b,

M my lovely wife i is i

M: My lovely wife. I: Is i am wrong in my sms? S: Sex is not only thing in the life. S: See, we

Wife suno ji doctor ne mujhe aik

Wife: suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai. Hum kahan jayen gay? Husband:

1 admi ki aik tang haddi toot

1 Admi ki aik tang ki haddi toot gayi Hospital gya to waha dOsrey admi ki dono tangey tooti dekh kar bola !!!!!!! .

Wife yesterday night i saw a dream that

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream That u were sending me Jewelry and clothes! Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill !!!

Ek bacha apni maa se pitnay k

Ek Bacha apni Maa se pitnay k baad Papa kabhi aap jungle gaye ho? Papa: Nahi beta . Bacha: Phir itna Khaternaak item kahan

Wifehoneywhat r u looking 4 husband nothing

wife:honey,what r u looking 4? husband: nothing wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ? husband: i was just looking

Wife you always carry my photo in

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,

Oh allah give me a partner who

Oh Allah give me a partner who can support me in your COURT and make me able to save from all evels of the

Wife ive noticed everytime you talk say

WIFE: “I’ve noticed everytime you talk you say, my car, my chair, my TV, everything is yours. You never say ours. I’m your wife,

Why does a man want to have

WHY does a man want to have a WIFE? Because: (W)ashing (I)roning (F)ood (E)ntertainment

Vote dalnay k liye 18 saal umar

Vote dalnay k liye 18 Saal Umar Aur Shadi k liye 21 sal Umar hona zaruri hy Yani k . . BIwi Sambhalna Mulk

Husband ek kiss le lu wife no

Husband-ek kiss le lu..? Wife- No. Husband- Jewlry la dunga. Wife- No.. Husband- Car de dunga Wife- No Beta so raha tha, bola- meri

Biwi ko thaper mar k shohr bola

Biwi ko Thaper Mar k Shohr Bola, ‘Admi Usy Hi Marta He,Jise Pyar Krta He’ Biwi Shohr Ko 2 Thaper Mar k Boli, ‘Aap

1st night in the room wife

1st night in the Room Wife: Plz, not today. Lets have our 1st night understanding each other..’ Husband: ‘Mera ‘under’ to pahle he stand

Hr admi ki 3 khuahishen hoti hen

Hr admi ki 3 khuahishen hoti hen 1:Kash wo itna kh0bsurat ho jitna apni maa ko nzar ata hy. 2:Kash wo itna ameer ho

No man can ever be satisfied with

No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life. (1) Mobile (2) Automobile (3) TV (4) Wife Because there is always a