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Wedding SMS Messages

Son papa sab log shadi kar ke

Son: ‘Papa.. sab log shadi kar ke pareshan hOte hein, to shadi Q karte hain??’ Papa: ‘Beta..aqal badaam khane se nahi, thokar khane se

Unmarried man mujhy shadi nahi karni orton

Unmarried man: Mujhy Shadi nahi karni Mujhy Orton se dar lagta hai. Married Man: Shadi kar lo Tumhe sirf 1 orat se dr lagy

Q during marriage ceremony why is the

Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse? A: He is given his last chance to run away…!!

The only common thing between the royal

The only common thing between the royal wedding & Pakistani wedding waz that the wedding suit of Prince William was the same as our

1 write an application to the principal

1) write an application to the principal requesting him to grant me leave for two days to attend marriage ceremoney?

Jb sheeshay k bartan toot jayen tou

Jb sheeshay k Bartan TOOT jayen tou Awaz Aati hai. ‘CHUNNN’ jab Bachon k Balloons PHOOT jayen tou Awaz Aati hai. ‘THUSSS’ Jab Paani

A little kid asks his dad daddy

A little kid asks his Dad, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” “No idea,” replied the Father, “I’m still paying for

When a man holds woman hands

“When a man holds a woman hands?” When a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense

Before marrige jan tum ho to ma

Before Marrige Jan tum ho to ma hon tum nei ma nei after Marrige Aj ya tum nei ya ma nei

Only true frnds stand with u during

Only True Frnds Stand With u During Bad Times Of ur Life.. So, I Promise That I Will Definitely Attend Your Wedding…=)

Arrange marriage rs200000 shadi per rs50000 haq

Arrange Marriage: Rs.200,000 shadi per. Rs.50,000 haq mehar. Rs.50,000 mukhtalif rasmon per. Valeema=100,000 Shadi k 5 dino ka kharcha Rs. 50,000. Ghar pe kharcha

Mehendi un k hatho pe lga do

MEHENDI UN K HATHO PE LGA DO YARON MUJH KO BHI MERI ASAL RAH DIKHA DO YARON PEHNA K MUJHE MERI HE GHURBAT KA

Shaadiyan to unki bi ho gain jin

‘Shaadiyan to Unki Bi Ho Gain Jin Ko Na Tha Aql-o-Shaoor Apna To Ye Saal Bhi Guzargya Zikr-e-Nikah Karte Karte.! (Dedctd 2 ALL Kunwara

Its funny when people discuss love marriage

It’s funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

Shadi karne k bad or mobile

‘SHADI’ karne k bad or ‘MOBILE’ lene k bad 1 hi baat ka afsos hota hai ! Thoray din aur ruk jatay to es

Jo humesa hasta rehta ha usko husmukh

Jo Humesa Hasta Rehta Ha Usko HUS+MUKH Kehte Hai Par Jiska Hasna Humesha Kliye Band Ho Gya Ho Use Kya Kahenge? ? Got No?

One day a man inserted an advertisement

One day a man inserted an ‘advertisement’ in the local classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the

Before marriage roses are red sky is

Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you… After Marriage: Roses are dead, I have flu, don’t come

Boy 2 girl mujhay ap k autographs

Boy 2 Girl: Mujhay ap k autographs chahiyen. Kia ap dengi?Girl:Kahan pay?Boy:…NIKAH NAAMAY pay.( ‘,’)/|_ O Teri Khair_/ _nawaan style.?.?.

A psychological survey report when two

A Psychological Survey Report.. When Two Couple Come Face to Face: Wives look at Each Others Dresses And Husbands Look at Each others Wives.

New weddings style molvii do u agree

New weddings Style.. Molvii: Do u agree to change ur facebo0k status from Single to Married? Boy: Yes!Yes!Yes Girl: Yes!Yes!Yes Molvii: You r now

Married life is so easy

Married Life Is So Easy. . . Just Like Walking In The Park And Park Is Like . . . . . . .

Dil e gumrah ko ay kash pata hota

Dil-e-gumrah ko Ay Kash Pata hota ‘GHALIB’ Shadi dilchasp hai tab tak! K Jab tak ho nhi jati . Kanwaro k liye pegam.e.nasihat

Suhagrat me dulha dulhan se tum itni sundar

Suhagrat Me Dulha Dulhan Se-Tum Itni Sundar Ho,Main Tumhe Kya Kahun. Bahar Khara larke ka Baap Bola-Beta 1 Bar Use Maa Keh de, Baki

Dimagh jism ka sab se eham hissa

Dimagh jism ka sab se eham hissa hy. ye 24 ghante active rehta hy. ye pedaish se le kar is waqt tak kam krta

When two people are at one in

When two people are at one in their inmost hearts They shatter even the strength of iron or of bronze And when two people

A one line advertisement by a married

A one line advertisement by a Married Man in a newspaper: For Sale: Wedding suit, worn only once by mistake.:-)

Pakistan me shadiyan maa baap ki mrzi

Pakistan Me Shadiyan Maa Baap Ki Mrzi Se Hoti hn Islye Dulha K Lie Dulhan Srprize Hoti Hy Ghoongat Uthane K Bad Ya To

Marriages may be set in heaven

‘Marriages MAY be set in Heaven… But. . . . The Maintenance Charges HAVE to be paid on Earth’ 😉 😉

Marzi ki zindgi k 7 steps

Marzi Ki Zindgi K 7 steps… 1) Studies 2) Entertainment 3) Good Job 4) Shadi 5)…. 6)…. 7)…. Shadi Ho Gai na? Marzi Ki

Secret of a happy married life

Secret Of A Happy Married Life… . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Love marriages are never success cuz they

Love marriages are never success Cuz they never had a pain Marriages are made in heaven Thats true! Cuz i had failed

Love brought you together as husband

Love brought you together As husband and wife And gave each of you A best friend for life Happy Wedding Anniversary

Get married not for urself but

Get Married….. not for urself, but for the future of ur children, they are getting late for school and fees are increasing day by

Before marriage roses are red sky is

BEFORE MARRIAGE: Roses are red, sky is blue, you are my jaan, I Love you..!! AFTER MARRIAGE: Roses are dead, I have flu, Ser

Life me hmesha hanste raho muskurate gaate

Life me hmesha hanste raho, muskurate raho, gaate raho, gungunate raho… Ta k… Log tume dekhte hi smjh jaen k tm…. Un-married ho😉

What greater thing greater thing is

What Greater Thing What greater thing is there for two human souls, than to feel that they are joined for life- to strengthen each

Why government do not allow a man

Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.

Dulha main shadi se pehle 20 lrkiyon

Dulha Main Shadi Se Pehle 20 Lrkiyon Ko grlfrnd bana chuka Hon. Dulhan Mujhe Pata Tha K Jab Humare Sitare Milty Hain To Krtoot

Shaadi nahi aasaan bas itna samajh lo

Shaadi nahi aasaan bas itna samajh lo dost. K Kacha Karela hai aur Chaba k khaana ha.

Ladkion k haath mein mehndi achi lagti

Ladkion k haath mein mehndi achi lagti hai Aur ladkon k haath mein . .. . . . . . . . . Mehndi

Dil ki batein btana acha lagta ha

Dil ki batein btana acha lagta ha. Phone per gup shup lagana acha lagta ha. Shadi se pehle dil me bajte hein Sangeet. Bad

Different phases of a man

Different Phases of a man : after engagement: super man , after marriage: gentle man , after 10 years: watch ; man , &

Boy you look exactly like my

Boy : You Look Exactly Like My Wife…. Girl : Ohhh… What’s Your Wife’s Name? Boy : I’m Not Married Yet… =P Moral :

A married man had written on the

A Married man had written on the Back of his Car…. . . ‘ Don’t Disturb . . . . Already Disturbed.

Girl main fail hona chahti hon

Girl: Main Fail Hona Chahti Hon Frnd : Kyun? Girl : Ammi Ne Kaha Ha K 1st ai To Science Dilwaengi 2nd ai To

Qarz dosti ka ada kon kare ga

Qarz Dosti ka ada kon kare ga? Dost na ho to Dosti kon kare ga? Ay KHUDA Mere Doston ko salamat rkhna wrna Meri

Ek sahab dosray se bhai ye

Ek sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen? Dosray sahab: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho

Congratulation heres wishing u lots of wonderful

Congratulation, Here’s wishing u lots of wonderful moments of togetherness… now & always. Happy Engagement

Avoid cuxn marriages dulha kursi se

AVOID CuXn MARRIAGES . Dulha KURSI se takra ka gir gya. . Dulhan: (ghabraty huwe) Ary Ary Ali bhai aram se.:-O . Or kro

Marriage is like eating in a resturant

Marriage is like eating in a Resturant. You order your choice from the menu and then look at the neighbour’s table and wish KASH

Why do girls prefer arrange marriages

Why do girls prefer arrange marriages? . . . . . Because an unknown NAMOONA . . . . . Is better than a

Shadi 1 aisa din hy jb larka

Shadi 1 Aisa Din Hy Jb, LARKA STAGE Pr Apni Bv K 7 Bethay hoay Dosri KHOBSORAT LARKION Ko Dekhta Hy Or Sochta Hy

Jo log pasand ki shadi nahi karte

Jo log pasand ki shadi nahi karte wo sari zindagi larte hain or jo pasand ki shadi karte hain . . . . Hondi

Love marriage ka matlab apni grlfrnd ko

Love Marriage Ka Matlab Apni GrlFrnd Ko Wife Bnana Arrange Marriage Ka Matlab SoChO . . . . KiSi Or Ki Grlfrnd Ko WiFe

A qualified mba marketing student married a

A Qualified MBA Marketing Student married a girl. After 1 year of tough life with her, finally he got angry & Sent a note

Girls prayer before marriage rabba ya

GIRL’S PRAYER BEFORE MARRIAGE: ‘RABBA! ya tey saass changi howy . . . . . . . . Ya udi photo deewar tay tangi

Propose karne ka naya tariqa boy

‘Propose karne ka naya tariqa:-) . Boy: Mujhe aapke signature chahye. . Girl: Kahan pe? . Boy: Nikah namey pe.

Toofani barishadhi raat admi pizza hut

Toofani barish…Adhi raat… Admi Pizza Hut pe pizza lene aya. Waiter: ap married ho? Admi: aise tufan may konsi Maa apne betay ko pizza

Shadi shuda couples sirf ek hi haal

Shadi shuda couples sirf ek hi haal mein khush rehtay hain… . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Bachelors consider married lucky think are

Bachelors consider Married lucky Married think Bachelors are lucky The point is that Bachelors think at night & Married think during the day

Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay k

Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay k baad aik hi baat ka afsos hota hay kaash thori dair aur ruk jaatay to acha model mil

Agr aap ki shadi nahi ho rai

Agr aap ki shadi nahi ho rai, to hr namaz k bad 7 dafa . . . . . . . . . .

What is the similarity between marriage

What is the similarity between Marriage & 11:59 pm ? ? ? ? Answer: Dono k baad, Din badal jatay hain…%-):-D

Khushboo k jazeeron se sitaron ki hadon

‘KHUSHBOO K JAZEERON SE SITARON KI HADON TAK’ ‘IS SHEHER MAIN SB KUCH HAI BS IK TERI HEE KAMI HAI’ BY ‘PERDASI ‘SSBA &

Shaadiyan unki bhi ho gayin jin

Shaadiyan Unki Bhi Ho Gayin Jin ko Na Tha Aql-o-Shaoor /Danish/ Apna to Ye Saal Bhi Guzar Gaya Zikr-e-Nikah Karte Karte.

Arrange marriage 500000 shadi par 100000

Arrange Marriage: 5,00,000 Shadi Par. 1,00,000 Haq Meher. Aur Shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000 Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Khrcha Rs.6,50,000 Yani Shadi

Salaam sadaq abbas congrats for your weeding

Salaam Sadaq Abbas Congrats for your weeding Ceremony. Allah Bless You and Success you in your new life Amin.Take care Bhabi ko bi Salaam.

Zindigi mein shaadi karna bhi bohat zaroori

Zindigi mein shaadi karna bhi bohat zaroori hai qn k zindigi mein khushiyan he sab kuch nahin hotein ..:-)

Q if marriages are made in heaven

Q: If marriages are made in heaven, than what are made in Hell? Answer: The days after marriage!

The equation of marriage 7 glance

The Equation of Marriage: 7 Glance = 1 Smile 7 Smile = 1 Meeting 7 Meeting = 1 Kiss 7 Kisses = 1 Proposal

Man at medical storei need poison chemist

Man at medical store:I need poison Chemist: I can’t sell you that Man shows his marriage certificate . . . Chemist: Oh! sorry, I

Man is there any way for

Man : Is there any way for long life? Doctor : Get married. Man : Will it help? Doctor : No, but the thought

Man before marriage is like airtel aisi

Man before Marriage is like Airtel…. “Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan” After Marriage He’s Like Hutch… “Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.”

What is marriage ans 1 year alpenlibe ji lalchaye

What is Marriage? Ans: 1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye. 2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de. 3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA…..

Tip to reduce consumption of alcohol

Tip to reduce consumption of alcohol : Before marriage drink only on the days when u r sad, After marriage drink only on days

Why do couples hold hands during their

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?…. It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !

Arrange marriage means that we are walking

Arrange marriage means that we are walking a and suddenly a snake bites.. but love marriage means 2 go 2 snake and say.. ly