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Teacher SMS Messages

Ek ustad lecture k doran behoda guftago

Ek ustad lecture k doran behoda guftago karta tha ek din larkion ne tang aa kar plan banaya k ab agar aisa howa tu

Teachergirl ko math main hal karo

Teacher;girl ko math main hal karo student;sb se pehly larki ko bister pr jama kro.pher is main se kapry nafi karo.pher 2 tangoon ko

Teacher is not who teaches but he

‘Teacher is not who teaches but he makes you something.’

Teacher batao is dunya me sub se

Teacher: Batao is dunya me sub se mushkil se kon paida howa? Pathan: Sir india ka Sunny Dewol, Sir: Wo kaise? Pathan: Sir wo

The way you teach knowledge share care

The way you teach. The knowledge you share. The care you take. The love you shower. Makes you. The world’s best teacher. Happy Teacher’s

1 bacha dabang film dekh kr aya

?1 Bacha Dabang film dekh kr aya….! School mein sir: Tumhare saare ans galat hain marks dain to kahan se? Bacha: KAMAL KARTE HaiN

O teacher you build my character now

O teacher! You build my character. Now I must build my nation.

Teacher agar apna character acha karna hai

TEACHER: agar apna character acha karna hai to apni har teacher ko maa samjho. STUDENT: par Miss is se hamare abbu ka character kharab

Teacher pappu how do you spell crocodile

TEACHER: PAPPU, how do you spell “crocodile”? PAPPU: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L” TEACHER: No, that’s wrong PAPPU: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell

teacher batao bandariya aur larki

*. . .Teacher: Batao Bandariya aur Larki Me Kiya Cheez ‘COMMON’ hai..? Student: Madam aik hi Chez Common hai.. Dono ‘KELA’ dekh kar Pagal

Teachar 1 hath me kitni unglian hoti

Teachar 1 Hath Me Kitni Unglian Hoti Hen? Pappo: 6 Teachar:Ullu K Pathe Hath Pent Se Bahir Nikal Kar Gino;(,’) Sorry Mis$$…

Faltu ki insult student missi love

FALTU KI INSULT Student: Miss’I Love U’ka matlab bataen! Miss: Main tumse Pyaar karti hon! Student: Zara C baat kya poch li aap to

Teacher asked to a boy whats the

Teacher asked to a boy. What’s the difference between young age and old age..? Boy: In young age there are girls phone numbers in

The teacher puts 2x5x2 821x on the board

The teacher puts 2x+5×2/-8+21x on the board and asks me to, ‘solve the problem’ I get up, and erase the board, problem solved!!

Teacher agar irada pakka ho to jo

Teacher: Agar irada pakka ho to jo hasil karna chaho woh zarur milta hai..!!! Student: Rehne dain miss,agr aisa hota to aap meri Miss

Teacher batao cold drink nuqsan deti hai

Teacher: Batao cold drink Nuqsan Deti Hai Ya Faida? Student: Agr Koi Pila de To Faida, Agr Pilani Parr Jaye To Nuqsaan;-)

Teacher us ne khudkushi kar li usey

TEACHER: Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li Usey KHUDKUSHI krni pari Dono me fark batao? STUDENT: Pehla Parha Likha Berozgar Tha, Dosra SHADI SHUDA tha.

Ashfaq ahmed lkhte hn rome mn mera

Ashfaq Ahmed lkhte hn ‘Rome mn mera Trfc Chalan hua Masroofiat k ba’is Chalan Fee time pe ada na kr ska Court jana para

Teacher i love u kisne ijad kia

Teacher: I LOVE U kisne ijad kia? Boy: China ne Teacher: wo kese? Boy: Kyunk iski na koi warranty hai na gurantee Chale to

Teacher papu se btao murgi andon

Teacher papu se: Btao murgi andon par q bethti hae? Papu_Q k us k ghar par kursi naheen hoti.

Teacher batao agar paani na hota

Teacher : Batao agar paani na hota to kia hota..?? . . . . . Student : Or kuch to pata nahi lekin DOODH

Teacher is ko english me translate karo

Teacher: Is ko English me translate karo ‘larkiyan yahan se ja chuki hai’ Boy: Shit yar! I m late:-) (‘,) /)) _/I

Teacher there is a frog ship sinking

Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg . Then, what is my age? STUDENT:32 yrs. Teacher: How do you

Ek teacher ne bacho se poocha ke

ek teacher ne bacho se poocha ke nadi nale kahan se niklte hain ek bache ne kaha teacher nadion ka to pata nahi magar

Student miss ladkiyon ko 13 saal se

Student: Miss Ladkiyon Ko 13 Saal Se Pehle Bachha Nahi Hota Na? Miss: Han Beta Nahi Hota. Student: To Apni Beti ko Samjhaiye Faaltu

Teacherapna adrs btao mjhe tmhare abu se

Teacher:apna adrs btao mjhe tmhare abu se milna parey ga? Studnt:sIr liyari makan n0.320 w0 uske samne 1 white clr ki hiroof h0gi hiroof

Teacher bacho kya lun me haddi hoti

Teacher: Bacho, kya lun me haddi hoti hai.? . . Girls: Yes Sir, Boys: No Sir! In larkyion ko kya pta, Inho ne to

Teacher wo kon se behn bhai the

Teacher: wo kon se behn bhai the jinho ne pakistan bnane k liy 24 ghante me se 18 ghante kam kia? Studnt: M.A.Jinnah &

Teacher hr sawal ka short jawab do

TEACHER; Hr sawal ka short jawab do, STUDENT; Ok TEACHER; Whats your father name? STUDENT; CNG TEACHER; whatttt? STUDENT; Choudhry Naeem Gujjar.!

Teacher to children is ki english main

Teacher to children is ki English main translate karo: “Saima ny kapre pahen liye hain” Children: “Shit we are late” :-

Teacher tell me the names of

Teacher Tell me the names of 10 chemical elements ? . . Student Oxygen, chlorine, florine, noreen, ambreen, samreen, nasreen, afreen, parveen & yasmeen.

Teacher homewrk kiun nhi kiya stdnt

Teacher; homewrk kiun nhi kiya? Stdnt; sir,light nhi thi Teachr; to mom batti jala lete Student; sir,maachis nhi thi Teachr; Machis kiun nai thi

teachar 3 or kitney huwey

*. .Teachar: 3 or 3 kitney huwey? Pathan: 6 huwe Teachar: shabash ye lo 6 toffiyan Pathan: hum ko pehley pata hota to 33

Once sikandar e azam arastu his teacher were

Once Sikandar-e-Azam & Arastu (his teacher) were going together.There was a deep river in way. Arastu decided to cross 1st & said: ‘It’s not

Teacherbeta nisaartum kaisay paida hogaenisaar jawani jan e manhaseen

Teacher:’Beta Nisaar…!!Tum kaisay paida hogae?’Nisaar:…………’ Jawani Jan-e-manHaseen dil-rubaMilay 2 dil jawanNisaar ho gaya.

Teacherevery body write your lovers name in

Teacher:every body write your lover’s name in one paper. ( after 5 seconds ) one boy:finished teacher. ( after 5 minutes ) One girl:Addiional

Joke height of language miss use student

*JOKE* Height of Language miss use: Student was watching a monkey play out of the class window when the professor suddenly noticed him and

Teachr wht iz noun faraz

Teachr: wht iz ‘Noun’ ? . . Faraz: Kutta b hota hai apni gali me King . Kutta b hota hai apni gali me

You are the best teacher in this

You are the best Teacher in this world. Wherever I may go in my life, I will always remember that I had an excellent

Tcher babar kon tha stdnt pata nahe

Tcher: Babar kon tha? Stdnt: Pata nahe. Tchr: Parhai pr dehan do to pta chaley. Stdnt: faiq kon hai? Tcher:pta ni. Stdnt:apni beti pr

Teacherwhat do u wish to in future

Teacher:What do u wish to do in future? Ali:I want to b a pilot Neha:I want to b a doctor Saba:I want to b

Teacher sabaq parh sadakat ka amanat shujaat

Teacher: sabaq parh sadakat ka amanat ka shujaat ka pathan: Lo kar lo gal apna yaad nai hunda tay hun ena 3naa da v

An application to the head master in

An application to the head master in Punjabi. guzarish hai k mera hun school aan nu dil nai karda tusi bachian wi alag kar

A good teacher is who tells to

A Good Teacher Is Who Tells To Study Hard… But,, A Best Teacher Is Who Stands Outside D Examination Hall N Shouts. . .

Teacher agar sache dil se rab dua

Teacher: Agar sache dil se Rab se Dua ki jaye to wo poori hoti hai…!!! Student: Rehne dain miss, agar aisa hota to aap

Teacher ye kon sa tense hai

Teacher: ye kon sa tense hai, ‘misbah century bnayga.’ student: ‘Future Impossible tense’

teacher 2 student jo cheez

*. . .Teacher 2 student: Jo cheez tumhe Tang ya pareeshan kare use apne pas bhi na Bhatakne do! Student: Chal Beta sb se

Techer 2 boy ek taraf paisa hy

Techer 2 Boy: Ek Taraf paisa Hy, ek Taraf Dimag Kya Loge? Boy-paisa Techer-Galat,Agar Mai Hoti To Dimag Leti Boy-Jiske Pas Jo Nahi hy

Teacher tumhary abbu kaya karty hain

Teacher. Tumhary abbu kaya karty hain? . . . . . . . . . Student. Miss pata nahi hum jaldi so jatay hain.

Teacher should aim for 90 marks student ill get

TEACHER-should aim for 90% marks! STUDENT-i’ll get 100% marks! TEACHER-What.. Why are you kidding ? STUDENT- Who starts ?

Teacher asks girl which part of human

Teacher asks Girl: Which part of Human body Expands 10 times its normal size..? Girl: I can’t answer this question I feel shy…! Teacher

Teacher can anybody give an example

TEACHER : “Can anybody give an example of “COINCIDENCE?” PAPPU : “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.”

Teacher agr quaid e azam ek din

Teacher: agr Quaid e Azam ek din k liye zinda hojaen to kia krenge? Student: Mulk Zardari se le k angrezon ko wapis krdenge

Studnet to teachr madam are you hen

Studnet to Teachr: Madam are you Hen? Teachr: Shut Up! Why are you asking? Student: Why you alway give me “Aanda” in test.

Teacher yeh muhavra poora karo jin k

Teacher: Yeh Muhavra poora karo! ‘Jin k ghar sheeshay k hote hain….’ Student: ‘Wo light Off kar k toilet jate hain…

class teacher bache se pata

*. .Class teacher bache se : Pata hai bache kaise paida hote hain ? Bacha : Iss mein kon si bari baat hai mujhe

Teacher pappu give me a sentence starting

TEACHER: PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with “I”. PAPPU: I is… TEACHER: No, PAPPU. Always say, “I am.” PAPPU: All right… “I am

Exam me teacher ne nakal karne di

Exam me teacher ne nakal karne di aur kaha bahar jake na kehna ki meine nakal karai hai. Santa : Na jee na hum

Miss tm bary ho k kya kroge

Miss: Tm bary ho k kya kroge? Studnt: Shadi Miss: Mra mtlab h kya bnoge? Student: Dulha Miss: I mean bry ho k kya

Teacher al beruni ke bhai ka naam

Teacher: Al beruni ke bhai ka naam batao? Pathan soch mai . . . Pathan replied . . . . . Al andruni…!

Teacher class me africa k kuch mulkon

Teacher class Me Africa K Kuch Mulkon K Baaray Me Bta Raha Tha K Wahan Intehai Ghurbat Hay Khany Peeny Ko Kuch Nahi. Bijli

Teachr wat wil u do aftr growng

Teachr: Wat wil u do aftr growng up?:) Studnt: Facebooking:) T: NO! I mean wat wil u BECUM?:/ S: Admin of facebook pages8-) T:

Teacher prove that things compress with cold

Teacher: Prove that things compress with cold & expand with heat. Student: Sir, garmiyan ch chuttiyan 45 hoti hain aur sardiyon me sikud ke

A teacher asked what is forgiveness cute

A teacher asked what is forgiveness..? A cute little girl gave this lovely reply: “It is the wonderful smell that a flower gives when

Teacher qayamat ke din zameen phat jaye

Teacher: ‘Qayamat ke din Zameen phat jaye gi, Aasman tukre tukre hojaye ga garz ke har cheez fanaa ho jaye gi.’ Student: ‘Sir tou

Techer ka darjah maa se b uncha

Techer Ka DarJah MAA Se B Uncha Hota Ha? Pata hai Q ki MAA Apni Lori Se Sirf Ek Bache Ko Sulati Ha Or_Teacher

Teachr 2 sleepy student who invented steam

Teachr 2 Sleepy Student: Who Invented Steam Engine? Studnt: What Sir? Teachr: Yes Correct It’s James Watt Moral: Sleeping Improves Ur Genral Knwledge…

Teacher agr me tmhari mama hoti

Teacher: agr me tmhari mama hoti to tmhe bht pyar krti aur tmhari har baat manti. Student : :O bibi bs kr dramay, menu

Teacher jawani aur burhape main fark batao

Teacher: ‘Jawani aur Burhape main fark batao?’ Student: ‘Jawani main mobile main HASEENO k number hote hain Aur Burhape main HAKEEMO k!’ 😀

Teacher you failed the test

Teacher: ‘You failed the test.’ – Student: ‘You failed to educate.’ 😛

A student called up his physics professor

A Student Called Up His Physics Professor.. His Wife Picked Up D Phone Nd Said ‘He Died Last Week’.. Next Day Student Called Again..

Techr 2 a stdnt of kg tum

Techr 2 a stdnt of KG: Tum Bade Ho Ya Tumhare Papa? Student: Main Sir: Wo Kaise? Student: Maine MuMMaY Ka Doodh Peena chor

She came i ignored her

She Came. . . I Ignored her, she Smiled. . . I kept Quiet, she began to Speak.. I didn’t Listen, she sp0ke 1

Miss bachon batao wo konsi aurat hai

MiSS: bachon batao wo konsi aurat hai jis ko pata hota hai ke us ka shohar kahan hai student: . BEWA AURAT:-)

Miss k bobs nazar aa rahe

Miss k bobs nazar aa rahe thayoy: miss ap ki lights ‘ON’ hain Miss:Tumhen kya takleef hay Bill to main deti honoy:lakin load mere

Govt school k bachay kisi ko ghaseet

Govt. School k bachay kisi ko ghaseet k school le ja rahy the, 1 bazurg ne pucha Aise kyun ghaseet rhy ho, is ko?

Teacher kissed a 5 year boy on

Teacher Kissed A 5 year Boy On Face N He Got A Mark Of Lipstick Teacher: Oh U Got A Mark On Ur Face

Master shagird se khali jaga pur kro

Master shagird se: khali jaga pur kro, 900 choohe kha kr Billi __chali. Shagird: 900 choohe kha kr Billi Slow Slow chali. Master (Ghusse

Aik bcha rozana math waly sir ki

AIK BCHA ROZANA MATH WALY SIR KI WIFE KO FONE PAR: SIR HAIN?? WIFE: NHI!UNKI DEATH HO CHUKI HAI TUMHAIN KITNI BAR BTAYA HAI

Teacher who is the male of duck

Teacher: Who Is The Male Of Duck? . . Pathan: Frog . . Teacher: Why? . . Pathan: Because Frog Is . . .

Teacher what happened in 1809 student abraham

Teacher :What happened in 1809? Student: Abraham Lincoln was born. Teacher :What happened in 1819? Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old.

Nusrey class k bacha aur bachi teacher

Nusrey class k bacha aur bachi teacher se: kya choten bachon k bachy ho sakty ha? Teacher:’NO’ Bacha bachi se:’ dekha tum aise hi

Teacher kiss ko jumle me

Teacher : ‘KISS’ ko jumle me kuch is tarha use kro k word KISS b na aye or matlb b wazeh ho jae Student

Teacher kal tum school kyon nahi aye

Teacher: Kal tum school kyon nahi aye thay? Pathan: Mujhe bird flu hogaya tha Teacher: Ye to murghiyon ki beemari hai Pathan: Apne mujhe

Most wonderful news in school life

Most wonderful news in school life…. – – – – – – – – – – – – – teacher is absent…:p

My school days my teacher used

My school days, my teacher used to wear sun glasses Do u knw Y? bcz I was such a bright student… 😀

Teacherpani ka formula batao studenth2mgclnaclhno3teacherstupid ye

TEACHER;PANI KA FORMULA BATAO……..? STUDENT;H2MGCLNACLHNO3………………………TEACHER;STUPID YE KYA HY…….? STUDENT:MAM YE SELAB KA PANI HY……..

Teacher to student can you define who

Teacher to Student: “Can You Define Who is a Lecturer…???” Student: “A Lecturer is a Person Who has a Bad Habit of Speaking when

Class me 1 larki bskit kha rahi

Class me 1 larki Bskit kha rahi thi., thora sa kha kar Braizer me chhupa lya Sir bolay: kya kar rahi ho Sath wala

Teacher 2 sindhi mbbs ka kia

Teacher 2 Sindhi: M.B.B.S ka kia matlab hai? . . . Sindhi bohat der sochne k baad bola . . . . . .

Techr just 5 marks aye han or

techr: just 5 marks aye han or tm hans rhy ho? . . . . . . . . . . Studnt: me ye

Mastr g bache ka lunch kha k

Mastr g bache ka lunch kha k bole: Beta ghar ja kr mera naam to nahin btao gay? Bacha masoomiat se: Mastr g main

1 hostle main larkiyan cycle chala rahi

1 Hostle main Larkiyan Cycle Chala Rahi Thin.. . . Wo Khush Thi Or Bhot Shor Macha Rahi Thi.. . Madam Boli: Chup ho

English class kid me sleep with

English class: . . kid: me sleep with dad last nite . . . . Teacher: no beta, its lyk dis.. I sleep with

Teacher agar main tumhari ammi hoti to

Teacher: Agar main tumhari ammi hoti to tumhain 2 din main sudhaar deti. Student: Miss Main 1, 2 din me apne abbu se mashwara

Teacher agr world trade centre ka waqia

Teacher: Agr world Trade centre ka waqia karachi mai hota to Govt kia krti? Student! Double sawari pr pabandi laga deti.

Teacher sb se zyada nasha kis me

Teacher: sb se zyada nasha kis me hota he? Student:taleem me! Teacher:wo kesy? Student: kitabain kholty hi neend ajati he,;)

Teacher 1 book

Teacher: 1 book + 1 book = ? Student: 2 books. Teacher: Good! 3 books + 7 books = ? Student: 10 books. Teacher:

Admi teacher se yar mare business k

Admi Teacher se: Yar mare Business k liay in Bechon se Dua kr wa dyn k Taraqee ho. . . . . Teacher: Ager

Height of computerised world teacher where is

Height of computerised world: Teacher: Where is ur homework? Class-II baby: Ma’am, for my homework pls visit my website. www.MyHomeWork.com 😀

Teachr wo kon sa event tha jo

Teachr: Wo kon sa Event tha jo na hota to pakistan khush haal hota? Pappu: Zardari di maa da veyah (._.) Jee // Oye

1 teacher ko susu k naam se

1 teacher ko susu k naam se sakht nafrat thi. Teacher ne students se kaha: ‘Jab susu aaye to bolna ‘Aap aya hai’ 1

Teachr kis ne chand pr pehla qadm

Teachr: Kis Ne Chand Pr Pehla Qadm Rkha Tha? Kid: Neil Armstrong Techr: or Dusra? Kid: Kamal Krti Hain Miss Wo Langra Thori Tha

Teacher ghante ka matlab samjhao

Teacher- ‘GHANTE ‘ ka matlab samjhao Student- ek din me 24 Ghante hote hai … 8 sone k liye 8 School /College k liye

Teacher student say motorcicle k kitnay

Teacher student say : Motorcicle k kitnay tyres hotay hain Student : 6 tyres Teacher :angrily how ? Student : 4 motor k aur

teacher batao allama iqbal kahan peda

*. .Teacher: Batao Allama Iqbal kahan peda huwe Aur Unho ne kahan Taleem hasil ki ? . Student: Sir Woh Hospital me peda hue

Mom son get up its time to

Mom: Son, get up its time to go to College. Son: No ma. I dont want to go to College. Mom: Give me 2

A kid calls the help desk to

A Kid Calls The Help Desk To Complain About Computer Problem. Kid: When I Type Computer Password, It Just Shows Star Star Star Star.

Teacher dunia main post man to boht

Teacher.! Dunia main post man to boht hai post women kiyo nahi hoti. Student. ! islye k wo aik hi delivery main 9 mahene

Madamagr koi school ke samne bomb rakh

Madam:Agr Koi School Ke Samne Bomb Rakh Deta Hai To Kya Karoge? Student:1-2 min Dekhenge., Agr Koi Le Jata Hai To Theek Hai,Wrna Staff

Teacher pinku tmko zor ka thapr pry

Teacher: Pinku! Tmko zor ka thapr pry ga agr tmne clas mai filmi dailog bnd na kiye . . Pinku: thappar se dar nai

Miss aap ka bacha hisab me bht

Miss: Aap ka bacha hisab me bht kamzor hay, maine is say pocha, k maine, 3,anday Hasan ko, 4,Akram ko, aur, 5,tumhain diay, to

Teacher 2 student copy pr

Teacher 2 Student : Copy Pr Train Banao Ma 5 mint Me Ati Hun. 10 mint Baad, Teacher: Train Dikhao? Student: Aap Late Hogai

Teachr stdnt se 14 novembr ko hi

Teachr stdnt se: 14 Novembr ko hi ‘Children Day’ q manaya jata hy? Student:q k ye din ‘Valentine’s Day’ k thek 9 mahine bad

Bacha mis se ap mjy buht

Bacha Mis se: Mis ap mjY buht achi lagti ho me apse Shadi karonga Miss ghuse se: MjY bachon se nafrat hy Bacha: Miss

Ustaad roshni ko jumle main istamal karo

Ustaad: ‘Roshni ko jumle main istamal karo.’ Shagird: ‘Kamre main Andhera hay.’ Ustaad: ‘to is jumle main roshni kahan hay?’ Shagird: ‘Janab light gayi

Teacher wo kon c cheez hai jo

Teacher: Wo Kon C Cheez Hai Jo Insan Ki Izzat Ko Mazbooti Se thamay Rakhti Hai? Student : * * * ‘NAALA’ (‘,’) /!!_/”_

Teacher tum paper me fail kiun hoye

Teacher: Tum paper me fail kiun hoye main ne sawal me choice di to thi? Student: KADDU choice thi… Question tha write an essay

Teacher why r u late for

Teacher: Why r u late for school? KID: Because of Sign. Teacher:What Sign? KID: It says ‘School ahead, go slow’ Note: ‘ahead’ mean aagay

Teacher what is maths student mental

Teacher: What is maths? Student: Mental Attack To Healthy Students!!

Teacher yeh konsa tense hai pakistan main

Teacher: Yeh konsa tense hai, ‘Pakistan main load shedding khatam ho jaye gi’ Student: ‘Future IMPOSSIBLE tense!’

Sir batao saal main kitnay mosam aatay

Sir: Batao saal main kitnay Mosam aatay hain? Kid: 4 Sir: Shahbash, naam batao…. Kid: Hartaal, Target killing, imtehan, Ehtijaj,.

Teacher africa me intehai ghurbat hy pehenne

Teacher: Africa me iNtehai Ghurbat Hy, pehen’ne Aur Khaney Ko Kuch Nhi. Achanak 1 bachy ne Barri Masomiyat Se Pocha: Sir Kya Wahan bhi

Teacher beta billi ki awaz nikalo bacha

Teacher: Beta Billi Ki Awaz Nikalo Bacha: Meow!Meow! Teacher: Good, Ab kutte ki Awaz Nikalo Bacha . . . . . Pakistan Khappe! Pakistan

Teacher to kg kid how many months

Teacher to KG Kid: How many months are there in a year..? Kid:12 Teacher:Wow … Tmhe kese pta…? Kid: abey mis wo h na

Teacher whoever answer my next question can

…*Teacher whoever answer my next question can go home… Student throws his bag outside the window… . . . Teacher: wHO threw the bag

Teacher student se taab e daar ka jumla banao

Teacher Student se, Taab-e-Daar ka jumla Banao………. Student:Japhi kut k je Paven Ek war Gujra sari zindgi Rava Gi Taab-e-Daar Gujra.

Teacher beta batao chand roshan kyun hy

Teacher: beta batao chand roshan kyun hy ? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Ultimate answer teacher why are you

Ultimate Answer Teacher: ‘Why Are You Late?’ . . . . . . . . . . . . Student: Does It Really Matter,

Miss aj tum late kyu aaye school

Miss: Aj tum late kyu aaye? School 7 baje shuru hota hai phr dair kyu ki? Kid: Miss aap meri itni fikar mat kya

Teacher gurbat ki had kia h

Teacher: Gurbat ki had kia h? Student: jb 1 khoobsurat larki 2 rupay mein kiss denay ko tyar ho! . . . . .

Teachr btao knjoos kon hota he studnt

Teachr: btao knjoos kon hota he? Studnt: sir jis ko hum 100msg bi kren magar woh koi reply na krey Teachr good, koi example

My teacher pointed at me with a

My Teacher Pointed At Me With A Stick & Said: ‘At The End Of This Stick Is An Idiot’ I Still Dont Get Why