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Student SMS Messages

Shaitaano ka school attendance yajoj mjoj

SHAITAANO KA SCHOOL Attendance YAjoj Mjoj Yes sir Zakoota Yes sir Firaon Yes sir Ebles Yes sir Zardari Sir G odi application ayi ae

Apni hastee ka hota sabhi ko paas

apni hastee ka hota sabhi ko paas hai apni apni nazar maen har koi khaas hai voh khushi jiski yaas maen gum umr sari

We are cheaters b t don cheat

We are cheaters, b t don t cheat manners. We hate study, b t Love teachers. We flirt with flirters, b t love lovers.

There is always a sign board drive

There is always a sign board ‘DRIVE SLOWLY’ near a schøøl. But Never near a girls college. . Why? Ans: Bcoz here vehicles automatically

Teacher last year u were in

TEACHER: Last year u were in luv with that girl & this year u r in luv with other.. What do u think of

A civil engineer askd 2 an architect

A civil engineer askd 2 an architect wat is d technical fault in women’s body? Architect replied: Entrtainment area is vry near 2 sewerage

Police waly ny 1 student ko pakra

police waly ny 1 student ko pakra. student:… sir men student hun, mujhy chor do. police:… tum bina license k motorcycle chalaty ho? student:…

Lagta nahe hai dil mera har sawal

Lagta Nahe Hai Dil Mera Har Sawal Mai. Kis k Bane Hai Ye Examination Haal Mei. Waqat-e-Daraz Maang ke Laye the 3 Din, Do

Teacher batao kutta puch q hilata hai

Teacher- Batao Kutta Puch Q Hilata Hai..? Student- Q ki Puch Me Itni Takat Nhi Hoti K Wo Kutte Ko Hila Sake.. Seedhi Baat,No

The three most discussed topics in pakistani

The three most discussed topics in Pakistani students :-p 1)Imran Khan . . . . 2)Laptops . . . And third????? . . .

1 frndyar me jis larki ko chahta

1 Frnd:Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun, Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki 2nd: Tumne Usy Bataya K Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai 1:Bataya Tha

Papapaper kasy howa s0nbohat acha howa

Papa_Paper kasy howa? S0n_Bohat acha howa Q k paper par leka tha k Dye gay Sawal par Roshni daly. EtefaQ Sy Bulb mere Parchy

Hokomat se hamara mutaliba mutaliba mutalibaa

Hokomat se… Hamara Mutaliba . . . Hamara Mutaliba. . . Hamara Mutalibaa . . Hamara Mutalibaa . . . ‘Har Talib-e-ilm ko aik

Teacher munni q badnaam hui student

Teacher: Munni q badnaam hui Student: pepsi ki wja se Teacher: wo kesy Student: Pepsi pe 5 rupy kam hue , MUNNI us 5

The most cute sentence by a kid

The Most Cute Sentence by a Kid Written over his Maths Book. ‘Dear Maths, Please Grow UP And Start Solving Your Problems Yourself.’ πŸ™‚

Sari raat ki jagi ankhain college mein

sari raat ki jagi ankhain college mein kia parhti hon gi? khul na jay kahin raz-e-dil har waqt is se darti hon gi jany

To the principal high school pak

To, The principal High school Pak Sir, Baat ye hai k mere Abbu ne mujhe fees k liye 500 diye thai, 100 ki doston

W0 subah ka alarm phr b ankh

W0 Subah ka alarm, Phr b ankh khulay Late.. W0 Yar0 Se Shugal, Attendence Bolna Late.. W0 Free Period Ki AAs, 0r Choti C

Baap nalaik parh le kbi tu ne

Baap: Nalaik parh le kbi tu ne apni koi book khol k b dekhi hai? Beta: Haan abbu roz kholta ho aik book. Baap:khushi

Teacher kisi aisi jagha ka nam btao

Teacher: kisi aisi jagha ka nam btao jaha boht sary log ho phir b ap akely feel karty ho…. . . . . .

Student exams life 9 am wake up

Student Exam’s Life. 9 am-wake up 10 am-breakfast 11 am-thinking to score 80% marks 1 pm-lunch & sleep 5 pm-tea 6 pm-thinking to score

Kasoti zindagi ki tempo 112

Kasoti Zindagi Ki – { Tempo 112 bpm } 4, 58, 688, (hold 6)999#, 58, 1*, 6**#, 699#, 0888, 488, 488, (hold 5)99, (hold

Kahan ho tum aaj kal kidhar hotay

Kahan Ho Tum Aaj Kal Kidhar Hotay Ho Pehle To Har Saal Aate Thay Aour Aawaz Dete Thhay (,’)/’ /) / [‘]/ _Gram Aandaaaaaaayy:reply

All iz well remiix jb paper

=All Iz Well= ….,-==REMIIX==-,…. =Jb Paper Ho Out Of Control’ =Answer Sheet Ko Kr K Fold’ =Answer Sheet Ko Kr K Fold’ =Aero Plane

Allah ka dia sb kuch hai b0oks

ALLAH ka dia sb kuch hai b0oks han, n0tes han, time hai, Or h0sla to itna hai k jb chahen tb parh sakte hain

Om shanti ka dialogue students ke andaaz

Om shanti Om ka dialogue Students ke andaaz mein Ò€¦ Itni shiddat se maine paas hone ki koshish ki hai,,,,, ki har teacher ne

Sorry dont get confused arey baba sorry

SORRY Dont get confused, arey baba ‘SORRY’ means S – SOME O – ONE’S R – REALLY, R – REMEMBERING Y – YOU.

Teacherbatao cold drink nuqsan deti ha ya

Teacher:Batao Cold Drink Nuqsan Deti Ha Ya Faida Student: Agr Koi Pila de To Faida Agr Pilani Pr Jaye To Nuqsan; 0 o my

Door se dekha to kitabe rakhi hui

Door se dekha to kitabe rakhi hui thi . . . . . . . To paas jane ka to sawal hi paida nhi

Everyone wants to go heaven but no

‘Everyone wants to go to heaven but no one wants to Die’. Alternately Means! Sab ne top ta karna ae par parhan welay maut

Engineering question some text missing what

Engineering Question, *Some Text Missing* What Is Missing? Explain With Valid Reasons (10 Marks) πŸ˜€

Din bemaza ratain besarur har pal

Din BeMaza,,, Ratain BeSarur,,, Har Pal Be-chaini,, Mai ne pocha DIL se Keya mjhy PYAR hoa hai… DIL ne kaha NA PUTAR na, AE

Ghum e zindagi sunaon mera school khul rha

Ghum-e-zindagi sunaon? Mera school khul rha ha, Me khushi kaha se laun mera school khul rha ha, Tumhe ye gila ha ke mizaj kiu

New philosophy relatives who dont wish

New Philosophy: ‘Relatives Who Don’t Wish Me On My Birthday, . . Have No Right To Contact Me On My Result Day.’ πŸ˜‰

Kia khabar thi k chaly gi kabhi

kia khabar thi k chaly gi kabhi aisi bi hawa *mohsin* khushk patton ki tarha dost bikhar jayain gy

Na waqt itna k sallybus pura kiya

Na waqt itna k sallybus pura kiya jaye Na tarkeeb koi k exam pass kiya jaye Na jane kon sa dard diya hai is

Teacher did you do your homework

Teacher: Did you do your homework? Student: Did you grade my test? ……Teacher: I have other student’s tests to grade. Student: I have other

Teri yaad pade sang jeena hai

teri yaad yaad yaad teri yaad yaad teri yaad yaad teri yaad yaad teri yaad yaad teri yaad yaad teri yaad yaad teri yaad

Education related songs school ye dunya

=Education Related Songs= *SCHOOL- Ye dunya ye mehfil mere kam ki nhi.. *TUTION- idhar chala main udhar chala jane kahan main kidhar chala.. *MATHS-

5 signs to be a student

?5 signs to be a student: 1.Ratta marne ko ‘mehnat’ kehna. 2.Hr semester k start mei ye ehad krna k ‘is semester mei sath

Height of geniousity when i was

Height of geniousity, When I was at school, someone stole my rough notes Now they call it as . . . . . .

Wo kon sa mazaq hai jo barson

Wo Kon Sa Mazaq Hai Jo barson Pehle Bhi Students Karte Thay karte Hain Aur Hamesha Karte Rahenge? . . . . . .

Wo 730 ka alarm phir b aankh

Wo 7:30 ka alarm Phir b aankh Khulay late Wo Yaaron se Shugal or Attendence Bolna late! Wo Free Period Ki aas or Choti

Teacher oxford matlab kya hai student

Teacher: OXFORD matlab kya hai? Student: OX matlab bail, FORD matlab Gaadi. to OXFORD matlab bail gaadi

Class 0ne me ek new bachi aai

Class 0ne me ek new bachi aai tu sb bachon ne usy khala khala kehna shuru krdia Bachi ne madam ko bula liya Madam:jin

School life was awesome assignment copy

School life was awesome ASSIGNMENT copy karte time ‘ Oye..!! Ye kya likha hai ?? ‘ … Jo word samajh aa rha hai wo

Waiter your bill sir boy

Waiter : Your bill Sir Boy : Take my Card Waiter : But Sir,this is Student Card Boy : To phir bahar kya mazaak

Rays emitting fr0m the b00ks are directly

…*Rays emitting fr0m the b00ks are directly propotional to sleepness… Student’s 1ST LAW 0F NALAIQNESS…23*

Exercise if walking is good for

EXERCISE! If walking is good for health, the postman wud be immortal A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water & is

Dedicate to my beloved frnds w0

dedicate to my beloved frnds W0 Subah ka alarm, Phr b ankh khulay Late.. W0 Yar0 Se Shugal, Attendence Bolna Late.. W0 Free Period

Question for briliant people only people

Question for briliant people.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Teacher batao dog shadi q nahi

Teacher: ‘Batao Dog Shadi q Nahi Karta?’ . . Student: ‘Miss Wo Pehly Hi Kutton Wali Zindagi Guzar Raha Hota Hai.

Lady teacher main tumhari jaan nikal dun

LADY Teacher: ‘Main tumhari jaan Nikal dun gi’, Iski english batao… . FUNTER Student: ‘English ki maa ki aankh tu pehle hAath to laga

Kal raat boht dino bad kitab kholi

‘Kal Raat, Boht Dino Bad, Kitab kholi to Ehsas howa ‘FARAZ’…..! . . . . . . . . ‘k kitaben khol k jo

1000 pages ki book kitny din ma

1000 pages ki book kitny din ma prhi ja skti hai writer:6 months Doctor:2 months Lawyer:1 month Profsr:1 week student: Paper wali raat GEO

Student life memories one side love

Student life Memories One Side LOVE Silent Mode Mobiles Bus Stand Comedies Cafe Foods Escape 4m Seminars Little Little Fights Waiting 4 Sunday Classroom

Tum udhar aur ham idhar tanha kitna

Tum udhar aur ham idhar tanha, kitna lamba hai yeh safar tanha. Peelay pattoN say daataaN poochho, shaaKh tanha hai aur shajar tanha. Saath

What is even more painful sentence than

What Is even more Painful Sentence than ‘I Hate U’..? . ‘ I Finished Studying, Revision chal raha.. tu bata…’?? :-/ 😐

2015 ka fakeer allah k nam pe

2015 ka fakeer: Allah K Nam Pe Kuch De De. Boy: Ye Lay Meri B.com Ki Degree Rakh Lay, Bhikaari: Nahi Chahiye. Tuje Chahiye!

Im sorry to be smiling every time

I’m sorry to be smiling every time you’re near. I’m sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here. I’m sorry that cupid has made his

Teacher tell ohms law student i

Teacher: Tell ohm’s law? Student: I dont know full, I just know last part of it.. Teacher: Ok. Tell that only. Student: This is

Ek school ki emarat ko aag lag

Ek school ki emarat ko aag lag gai school k sb bchy dor khry hans rhy thy k chalo ab school to nahi ana

Cool attitude teacher y r u

Cool Attitude… Teacher : Y R U Late.. All Ur Classmates Came To Class On Time? Student like me : ‘Jhund Me Kutte Ate

Hum na honge to kaho kuan manaiga

hum na honge to kaho kuan manaiga tumhe ye buri baat hai her bat pe rutha na karo

Madam kisi b ghar ki rakhwali k

Madam: Kisi B Ghar Ki Rakhwali K Lye Kutta Sb Sy Behtrin Janwar Hy Studnt: Is Ka Matlb Humara Mulk Mehfoz Hy? Madam: Nahi

Teacher kahan hay copy pen boy

Teacher: Kahan Hay Copy? Kahan Hay Pen? Boy: Jab se Tumhain DeKha Hay.. Kia Copy or Kia Pen Tere Mast-Mast Do Nain Mre Dil

Doston raat ko prhte ek khayal aya

Dosto’n Raat Ko Prhte Prhte Ek Khayal Aya….. Phir Kya Pen Uthaya Aur Likh Di Ek Nai Equation: Bed+Razai= Bhar Me Gai Prhai….

Wo k0n se l0g h0ty hain

Wo k0n se L0g h0ty hain jn k paas khud to ik Rupia nahi h0ta mgr batain Lakh0n ki krty hain… . . .ANS:

Teacher shadi k waqt dulhey ko akailay

Teacher: Shadi k waqt DULHEY ko akailay Ghoray par Q bithaya jata hai..? Student: Last warning di jati hai k.. Abhi Bhi waqt hai

Da m0st funniest situati0n in student life

Da m0st funniest situati0n in student life V hav n0 idea wt to write in da exam paper n da supervis0r cmes nd says,

Answers of a brilliant student who obtained

Answers of a Brilliant student who obtained 0% Q. In which battle did Napolean die? A. His last battle. Q. Where was the Declaration

Teachragr tum apny dost ko 500 dousko

Teachr:Agr Tum apny dost ko 500 do,usko 200 ki zrurt ho to wo ktne waps dega? Stdnt:kuch b ni Teachr:Tum Hisab nai jante Studnt:Sir

Story of newtons laws once a

Story of Newton’s Laws: Once A Goat was walking. Newton stopped it.. It stopped. He found his first law ‘An object continues to move

Kaash parhai b muhabbat ki tarah hoti

Kaash Parhai b muhabbat ki tarah hoti… Karni nahi parti Bussss…. ho jaati…. From: DUKHI STUDENT

Janay kaisay jeetay hain log yaadon k

‘Janay’ kaisay ‘jeetay’ hain ‘log’ ‘yaadon’ k ‘saharay ‘FaRaZ’ Hum tou aik CHAPTER’ yaad kar k sotay haen woh b ‘subah bhool jata hai

Student ki notebook k last page per

Student Ki Notebook K Last Page Per Kya Mile Ga ?? 1.Love K % Check Karne Wali Game. 2.Pen Ko Chalane K Liye Nikali

Professor tum 20 saal ki larki se

Professor: Tum 20 saal ki Larki se shadi karo ge ya apne se 20 saal bari se? Student: Sir! Depend karta hai ke kon

apny bed se pyar karo ye tumhara

-Apny BED se pyar karo ye tumhara apna hai. -Din ko aram karo ta k tm rat me so sako. -Books pakiza hain is

Smiling is infectious you catch it like

Smiling is infectious, you catch it like the flu; When someone smiled at me 2day . . Smile is complete wn begins wt lips

Counting yad kro 1 2 3 4

counting yad kro 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 baqi bad ma phly yeh yaad kro……….

Char zero aikk saat likho likha

Char Zero aikk Saat Likho Likha? Kaise? 0000 Aese? Fail….. Correct ans is ‘4017’ Ghar Walo ne kitni Umeedon se Parhaya Sb Pr pani

Define college student a

Define College Student … ? ‘A College Student Is Not The 0ne Who Reads The Book Before An Exam. But, Writes A New Book

Sir samaj tujhe 10 laddu diye

SIR- Samaj tujhe 10 laddu diye.. Boy- Mujhe..?? SIR- Samaj na tere baap ka kya jata hai..! Us main se 5 mujhe diye to

Nafsiyat ka practical professor ne 1

Nafsiyat ka practical: Professor ne 1 Larkay k liye 1 taraf cake or 1 taraf Larki rakhi. Larka foran cake ki taraf Lapka. Doosri

What is another painful sentence other than

What is another painful sentence other than ‘I Hate You.’ . . . ……. . . . . . . . . KITNE MARKS

Height of techncl overdose a cmputr

HeiGht Of Techncl Overdose: A Cmputr Student Fallng from D Roof Of a Building n Shoutng: F1 F1 F1 instead Of help-help-help!

Height of behaving cool professor

Height Of Behaving Cool πŸ˜‰ Professor To Student: Nalayak, Class Me Baatein Kyu Kr Rha Ha ? … Student- Sir, Mere Messages Free Nahi

Height of flirting teacher where is

Height Of Flirting Teacher: Where Is Ur Assignment Book? . . . . . . Student:Mam, I Lost It While Fighting Wid Student Who

Teacher home work q nhi kia

teacher; home work Q nhi kia Stdnt; sir,lit nhi thi Teachr; to mom batti jala lete Student; sir,machis nhi thi Teachr; Machis Q nai

In a school function a kg

In a school function A K.G boy started closing his ears with both hands, when girl was about to start her speech Others asked

1 to 3 class student hey i

1 to 3 class student- hey! I studied everything for exam! .;-) . 4 to 6- that question was very hard so i left

Student school main gadha le kr aaya

Student School Main Gadha Le Kr Aaya, Miss: Yai Gadha Q Layai Ho?? . . . . . . Student: Miss Ap He To

Teacher tum late q aye ho student

Teacher: Tum late Q aye ho? Student: Ami Abu larh rahe thay. Teacher: Wo larh rhy thy tum Q late aye? Student: Mera 1

A student called up his physics professor

A student called up his physics professor but got professors wife on the call ‘he died last week’, she explained… Next day studend called

In a school function kg boy

In a School function: K.G boy started closing his EARs with both hands when a girl was about to start her speech, Others Asked

When i was studying my mom

WHEN I WAS STUDYING, MY MOM WAS CALLING ME BUT I DINT RESPOND, I WAS DEEPLY INVOLVED IN STUDIES BUT SHE CALLED AGAIN AND

Principal ager koi larka girls section ki

PRiNCiPAL: Ager Koi Larka Girls Section Ki Taraf Gaya to 1st Time Rs100 fine hoga or 2nd time200 & 3rd time500 hoga STUDENT: Sir

Ye degree b le lo naukri

Ye Degree b le lo, Ye Naukri bi le lo. Bhalay cheen lo mujhse meri jawani. Mgar mujhko luta do wo Skool ki Canteen,

Colege k peechey nadi me principle doob

Colege k Peechey Nadi me Principle Doob Rha Tha. Pappu Ne Dekha Or Zor Zor Se Chillate Hue Bhaaga. . . . … .

Laziness is the mother of all bad

LAZINESS IS THE MOTHER OF ALL BAD HABITS BUT ULTIMATELY SHE IS A MOTHER AND WE SHOULD RESPECT HER GEO BACK BENCHES

So heres how engineering class works what

So Here’s How ENGINEERING Class Works! What We Learn In Class: 1 + 1 Homework: -55x + 47y Exam: 308240×2(3454x + 84)+ 8343x(y –

Teachr gurbat ki had kia ha

Teachr: Gurbat ki had kia ha? Studnt: jb 1 khoobsurat larki 2 rupay mein kiss denay ko tyar ho . . . . .

Teacher what is half of 8

Teacher: What is half of 8? Student: Depend krta hai mam agar horizontaly aadha kro to ‘O’ aur vertically kro to ‘3’. πŸ˜€ Think

Identifcation of students bag ful books

Identifcation of Students Bag ful of Books, NUST University Anytime cross d road ARID University Rolled books in jeans Q-AZAM University Dirty jeans &

Midnight coffees long chats bunking classes

Midnight coffees, Long chats, Bunking classes, Fighting for friends, Last minute revisions, Tension filled exams, Boring lectures, Tears for love, Sitting idle in the

Principal i tried ur number so

Principal : I tried ur number so many times, it said switched off…! STUDENT said :”ya. it’s my CALLER TUNE’ Principal shock…! Student rocks….!

Wo clas ki parhayi wo pyar bhari

Wo clas ki parhayi wo pyar bhari batain Wo sylabus ki Tension Wo examz ki raatain Wo canteen ki Party Wo doston ki batain

Brilliant answers by students q in

Brilliant Answers by Brilliant Students: _ Q. In which battle did Tipu Sultan die? A. In His last battle. _ Q. Where ws the

Jab question paper ho out of control

Jab Question Paper ho out of Control. Answer sheet ko kr k Fold…. Answer sheet ko kr k Fold. Aeroplane bana k bole! All

7 things students do during study1 sleeping2

7 things students do during study:1. Sleeping2. Eating3. SMS4. Watch MOVIES5. Chat wid frnds6. Dream of touching books&7. Asking others: KUCH PARHA?

Top 4 reasons 2 do mba

Top 4 reasons 2 do ‘MBA’ 1. I hate sleeping. 2. I guess I’ve enjoyed my life enough. 3. I can’t live without tension.

Hisabmath k ustadclass shagridon se tm ma

Hisab(math) k ustad(class k shagridon se): Tm ma se koi b muj se math ka sawal kre agr ma jwab na de ska to

Professor zindgi bhar ghalib ki

Professor : zindgi bhar Ghalib ki arzo rahi kay uski mehbooba ki haseen zulfon se sharab kay katray tapken or wo unhay halaq men

Mohhabat ka ghum hota bohut hai k

Mohhabat Ka ghum hota bohut Hai, K ab Ye Lafz Bhi Ruswa bohut Hai, Udasi Ka Sabab Main Kiya Bataon? Gali Kochon Mein sannata

College ka 1 student university k toilet

College ka 1 student university k toilet me gaya. Jab andr ja k eash commod pr baitha to samne dekha. Likha tha: itna zor

English teacher tell me 3 sentences

English teacher: Tell me 3 sentences in diffrnt tense with examples. Boy: I saw your daughter yesterday (past). we are in love (present). we

Tanhai to hai saathi apni zindagi

Tanhai to hai ‘Saathi’ apni Zindagi k her Eik pal ki Chalo yeh Shikwa bhi Door Huwa k kisi ney ‘Saath’ ha Diya.

Papers ki roti notes ka achar p

Papers ki roti:-( Notes ka achar:-P Tube lite ki kirnen:- Questions ki bhrmar:@ Teacher ki dushmani:-( Doston ka pyar:-* Mubarak ho apko SEND-UPs ka

Ab to board k pprs ki tayari

Ab to board k pprs ki tayari krte krte ye haal hogya., fArAz K ammi pochen khanay main kya khaoge? to hum boltay hain

A question posed prove 2

A question posed… Prove: 2 / 10 = 2 .. Art student : Out of syllabus ….. Commerce student : Question hi galat hai

Newtons universal law of love every

Newtons Universal Law Of Love: Every boy on earth is attracted towards a girl with a force directly proportional to the figure of the

Class room me urdu grammar ki class

Class room me Urdu grammar ki class ho rahi thi. Teacher_Anwar ko shadi me dilchaspi nahi hy Is jumle me ‘Anwar’ kya hy Student_HIJRAA.

Saari umar hum mar mar ke jee

Saari umar hum Mar mar ke jee liye Ek pal to ab humein jeene do Jeene do Saari umar hum Mar mar ke jee

Height of nalaiqi dad why didnt

(Height of nalaiqi) Dad: why didn’t you go for exam? Son: paper was tough! Dad: without going how do you know? Son: paper was

teacher jawani aur burhape me farak

=-= Teacher Jawani aur Burhape me farak batao.? Student Jawani me mobile me HASEENO k numbers hote hain Aur Burhape me HAKEEMO k..!

Us ne kahaa ke ham bhii khariidaar

us ne kahaa ke ham bhii Khariidaar ho gaye bikne ko saare log hii tayyaar ho gaye us ne kahaa ke aik vafaadaar chaahiye

Doctors after operationand students after examzz have

DocTors After operation..and students after examzz have same thing to say….. V tried our best…. right nw.. v cant say anything, aap dua kren..:-D:-P

Pahunchna college hamesha late vo kehna sir

Pahunchna college hamesha late Vo kehna sir ka ‘Get out from the class!’ Vo bahar jaake hamsha kehna Yahan ka system Hi hai kharab

2 medical students raat me parhte huay

2 medical students raat me parhte huay… 1st: kitne bjy hain? 2nd: 1 pathar utha kar samne k ghar par mara…. 1 aurat nikli

School vs college schoolpencilrubber shapner

*School vs college * *School=pencil,rubber, shapner, scale.. *colg:Ek balpen wo b frnds se cheena hua: *School:class me enter h0ny se phly sir may i

Student 2 professor sir aap ne

Student 2 Professor: Sir Aap ne abhi tak shadi Q nai ki? Professor: Bus bacho Kia Puchtay Ho, Pehle HALAAT theek nai thay Ab

Teacher abhi parh lo beta warna rzlt

Teacher: Abhi Parh Lo Beta! Warna Rzlt Aane K Baad Tum Rooge. . . . . . . . . Student : Rzlt Se

Best 3 lines in a students life

Best 3 lines in a student’s life.. 1:) please don’t disturb i want to study..! 2:) no class,then lets go to library..! The best