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Mohabton k fasane me nam hai tera

Mohabton k Fasane Me Nam Hai TERA MERE Dil Me Bara Ehtram Hai TRA MERE Dil Me B Abad Hai Ek ZAMANA Us Zamane

Punjabi larki mai chalaak na hoti tho

Punjabi Larki Mai Chalaak Na Hoti ThO Aub Tak Mera 50-60 Bar Rape Ho Chuka Hota Saheli Kaise Bachti Ho Har Dafa Punjabi Larki

Maa soja warna gabbar ajaiga bacha

Maa: Soja warna gabbar ajaiga, Bacha: Pehle 100 rupeye do, Maa: Q? Bacha: warna me papa ko bata dunga mere sone k bad gabbar

Yaad teri yad bohat ab aane lagi

‘YAAD’ TERI YAD BOHAT AB AANE LAGI HA EK JAAN HY AB WO BHI JANE LAGI HY TANHA TANHA ABRHNE LAGA HON TANHAI BOHAT

If someone throw stone towards u

if someone throw stone towards u , throw love towards him. but if some1 throw love towards u , then sit 4 a while

Distance between two hearts is not

Distance Between Two Hearts Is Not An Obstacle. Rather A Beautiful Reminder Of Just How Strong True Love Can Be.

Wo uktaya sa rahta hai hamari wafaon

wo uktaya sa rahta hai hamari wafaon se,,, ,,,,,, MEER usay kahna hamain dikhawy ki muhabbat achi nahi lagti

Hum mohbbat main zabardasti ke qail nahi

Hum mohbbat main zabardasti ke qail nahi Mohsin..!! jis ne karni hay kary nai ty phudi penn di wich waray..

Bakri ki jaan talwar k neeche

Bakri Ki Jaan Talwar K Neeche, Larki Ki Jaan Shalwar K Neeche, Jo Chali Jae, Mat Bhago Us K Peeche, Pyar Karo Bas Usi

All beautiful things start from the heart

All beautiful things start from the heart. All bad things start from the mind. Never let the mind rule ur heart. Let the heart

Jawani tery lund pe kuch is tarah

Jawani tery LUND pe kuch is tarah aayi wah wah bhosri k sun to ley Jawani tery LUND pe kuch is tarah aayi Kuttey

Khalis mohabbat mein itna inaam paya hai

Khalis mohabbat mein itna inaam paya hai, Maine apne har shair mein tera hi naam paya hai, Barso baad tujhko phir yaad aaya hoon

1 larki bus mein plz give me

1 larki bus mein: Plz give me seat I’m Pregnant. Boy: per aap lagti to nahi… Larki: Lagun gi kaise abhi 1 ghante pehle

1 admi ghussay may apni bv say

1 admi ghussay may apni Bv say bola… Dil karta hai k aaj tere tukray tukray kr k phenk doan. achanak paroos say awaz

All my humor is based upon destruction

All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without disease and violence, I’d be standing on the

Girl during sex uncle ji lun

Girl during Sex: Uncle ji, Lun Seedha Choot Me Dalo na, Slip hokar Gaand me ja Raha Hy. Oldman:Janey do Maadarchod ki kismat me

Agar aap apne lund ko powerful bnana

Agar aap apne lund ko powerful bnana chahte hain to apne penis per kale bhoondon ka oil massage kren. From: Saudia Tibbi Foundation. Black

Usay itna bata dena main us

USAY ITNA BATA DENA…!! Main Us se Door ho kr B,, BOhut Majboor ho kr B,, Dukhon se Choor ho kr B,, Usi ko

Ye jhoot hy k mohbt barbad karti

Ye Jhoot hy k Mohbt Barbad karti hy Dost, Log Khud hi Mohbt ki Gaand me Gussty hein Cho0t k Chakkar me….(^,^)

Sexy girl to boy mere aage ungli

Sexy girl to boy Mere aage ungli dalo Ah Mere peeche ungli dalo Ah Mere moonh mein ungli dalo Boy ye lund kaha dalon

Chodtey waqt mard ki taqat ka

‘Chodtey Waqt Mard ki taqat Ka Andaza Hiltey Huey ‘TATT0N’ se Nahi Balkey. LARKI K ‘Uchaltey huey’ ‘MAMMON’ se hota hai jis tarah Chudai

Kabhi dekha hai tu ne ik nazar

Kabhi dekha hai tu ne ik nazar ehtlaam k baad, Kitney sooney lagtey hain Tattay is kaam k baad, Din to Jesay tesay guzar

Love has nothing to do with

Love has nothing to do with wht you r expecting to get. Its wht u r expected to give, which is everything.

Asaa door daraz wasde haa sakoo raat

Asaa Door Daraz wasde haa Sakoo Raat tikaa Subah tur waisoo Mata Samjhee hik Hafta Reh posin Hik Raat Nibhaa Subaah Tur waisoo Tai

Geo 1 din veena k 7

‘GEO’ ‘1 Din Veena K 7’ Q. Subah uth kar pehle kia karti ho? Ans.G me apne ghar jati hu, Q:Aap ziyada shoping kapro

Saas lanat ho baho tujh

SAAS : Lanat ho ‘Baho’ tujh pe k 8 saal baad ek bacha peda kiya ! BAHO: Mujh sy ziada Lanat teray ‘Betay’ pe

Shajar hota t0 patoon py likh k

‘Shajar hota t0 Patoon py likh likh k naam tera, ‘Tere sheher ki janib hawaoon mein oraa [email protected]

Boy main 2 cheezain mangta hoon 1

boy: main 2 cheezain mangta hoon 1 deni hogi girl: maang lo boy: kiss ya kuss girl:tum dono k mazy loot sakte ho boy:wo

I never loved u more coz

I Never Loved U More Coz I Nevr Loved U Less I Dnt Luv U Nw Coz I Wil Luv U Always I Dnt

Tab tak pyaar se mat karo

Tab tak pyaar se pyaar mat karo, Jab tak pyaar aapse pyaar na kare. Agar pyaar apse pyaar kare to, Pyaar ko itna pyaar

Newtons wife to newton how m

Newton’s wife to Newton: ‘ How m i looking ? ‘ Newton: ‘tan c/sin c’ Wife: what ? Newton: ‘tan c / sin c

Jeen da wal sekha de yara suti

jeen da wal sekha de yara suti nabaz chala de yara mudat baad aae dil hasea aae raaj ke aaj hasa de yara sute

Kal fursat na mili tu kya karo

kal fursat na mili tu kya karo gay, itni mohabat na mili tu kya karo gay. roz humain rula dete ho kar k udaas,

Is raat ki tanhaiyo kysab rang badal

Is Raat Ki Tanhaiyo Ky,Sab Rang Badal Gay Hai, Chand Nikla Hai Waisy Hi,Andhery Badal Gay Hai, Jinky Bharosy Thi Khushiyan,Wo Badal Gay Hai,

Shikwa nahi kisi se se gila

Shikwa Nahi Kisi Se, Kisi Se Gila Nahi Wah wah Shikwa Nahi Kisi Se, Kisi Se Gila Nahi . . . Uska Brazier hi

Tanhai mein aksar beth kar balance chek

Tanhai mein aksar beth kar balance Chek kia karte the.,,,, ‘dOsT’ Kisi taxi k bachy ne Us par bhi Tax laga diya …

Luv is beautiful bcoz its a

Luv Is Beautiful Bcoz It’s A Feeling Controlled By Heart, Bt FRNDSHIP Is Much Beautiful Bcoz It’s A Feeling Dat Controls D HEART

Coke wd ink walk stick its strange

Coke wd ink walk wd stick -its strange- Run on 1 leg Fly wd birds -its difficult- Sing lk hen Laugh lk frog -Its

Mai dil se baatain karta tha

Mai DiL Se Baatain Karta Tha, DiL Mujhse Baatain Karta Tha, Mai Uski Sunta Rehta Tha, Woh Meri Sunta Rehta Tha, Hum Dono Apni

Never take some one for grantedhold every

Never take some one for granted,Hold every person Close to your Heart because you might wake up one day and realise that you have

2 pistol te 1 gundhoni di

2 Pistol te 1 GunDHONI di Maa nu LUN 2 Pukhey te 1 Malang ZAHEER di Pehan nu LUN 2 Sitary te 1 Chann

Ajab lutf aaraha tha deedar ki dil

Ajab lutf aaraha tha deedar ki dil lagi ka ‘ K nazrain bhi mujh per thee aur parda bhi mujh se tha…..

Yaar aik bat bataa tum kitne

Yaar aik bat bataa Tum kitne sharif ho Parhe likhe ho Achi family hai Family statis hai Decent ho Khuddar ho Kabil-e-fakhar ho paise

Childpapa aunty ka pait kion phola hai

Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai? Father:tujhey sub pata hai! Child: nahin pata promise! Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay CHILD:Oh

Shohr or bv mood mai thy 9

Shohr or BV Mood Mai thy, 9 sal k Betay ko Balcony Mai Bhej kar kaha k Mohalley Me Jo kuch ho raha ha

Mai karta raha tujh se payar ka

Mai Karta Raha Tujh Se Payar Ka Izhar Tu Todti Rahi Mera Dil Bar Bar Tadapta Raha Mai Teri Ek Haan K Liye Aur

Contect me only girls on 0332 6844739

CONTECT ME ONLY GIRLS ON 0332-6844739

Maalik khabis admi tm bathroom main ghuss

Maalik: Khabis admi Tm bathroom main ghuss aae ? jab k main naha raha hun. Noker: Ghalti ho gai maaf ker den. Mein samjha

Gadha sherni say darling i love u

Gadha, Sherni say: Darling, I Love u. Sherni: Tu ne apni shakal dekhi hy? Gadha: Shakal di pehn nu yeh, Thalay vekh thallay sherni

Mat puch lund ki lambai kaha tak

Mat puch Lund ki lambai kaha tak hai Tu andr jane de teri taqat jaha tak hai Farig hone ki umed ksi or ko

Once a doctor an engineer loved

Once a Doctor & an Engineer loved the same girl. Engineer gifted her an apple everyday. Girl asked the Engineer, ‘why U give me

Pathan green color ka condom pehin kar

Pathan green color ka condom Pehin kar larki sy sex kerny laga Larki: ye kya hai? Pathan: Haraa,, kaam men khara. Naswar ki taqat

Hum to sirf aapki baat kiya karte

Hum to sirf aapki baat kiya karte hain, har dhadkan pe aapka naam liya karte hain, aap ho hume apni jaan se bhi pyare,

Ankhen to pyar me dilki zuban hoti

Ankhen to pyar me dilki zuban hoti hai, sachi chahat to sada bezuban hoti hai, pyar mai dard bhi mile to kya gabrana, suna

In front of the person u love

In front of the person u love, ur heart beats faster. But in front of the person u like, u get happy

Sardar ka accident hua hosh anay pe

Sardar ka Accident Hua, Hosh Anay Pe Police Ne Pucha:Jis Car Nay Aap ko Mara Us ka Rang Kya Tha Sardar:Rang pata Nahin Pr

Its not your mistake if u

Its not your mistake if u can’t read d eyes which cheats u. But Its realy ur mistake if u can’t read d eyes

Pathn randi ch0dny chakly mi chla gia

Pathn Randi Ch0dny Chakly mi chla gia. Ek Rndi Psnd kr k Sex Shuru kia t0 usy mza na aia jb us ny Phudi

1larki boht make up kia karti thi

.:1larki boht make up kia karti thi uski maa usy kehti thi: beti itna make up mat kia kar? Shadi k baad tum pe

Din aate hai din jaate hai kuch

Din aate hai din jaate hai, Kuch lamhe aapke bin guzar nahin paate hai, inhi lamho ko samet kar dekhun toh aap bahut yaad

Yeh khushbuon ka aalamyeh zindagi ki masti

Yeh khushbuon ka aalam..yeh zindagi ki masti Phir chhod aye rahbar tum apna dil kahan… Ik baagh jo tha apna…ik quom jo thi humdil

Sardar 1 ghar k nichay khara

Sardar 1 ghar k nichay khara ‘su-su’ kar raha tha, Upar say 1 Lady boli… dikhta nahi hai, diwaar hai? Sardar: bola thora side

Life is pretty much unpredictable i may

Life is pretty much unpredictable. I may not live long enough but I won’t miss out letting you know that life is worth living

Yu nazar ki baat aur dil chura

Yu nazar ki baat ki aur dil chura gaye, Andhero ke saye mein dhadkan suna gaye. Hum to samajhe the ajnabi aapko, Par aap

Tum ko dilse juda kabhi hone nahi

Tum ko Dilse Juda Kabhi Hone Nahi Denge Tum ko Nend B Aye To Sonay Nai Denge Appki ‘MUSKAAN’ Hamen Itni Piyari Ha K

Tu ne dekha he nahi raat ka

Tu ne dekha he nahi raat ka manzar jaana, Kis tarha chand chamaktahai teri deed k bad…

Sindhi koi aisi cheez bata jo 1

Sindhi: Koi aisi cheez bata jo 1 jesi b ho aur un mai farq b ho Pathan: Koiley ki kan or Altaf Bhai ki

Girl dekhain aap ne meray mummay choos

Girl: Dekhain Aap ne meray Mummay Choos Choos ke kitney barey kr diye hain.. Boy: Darling! Agr is tarha hota to aj mera LUN

Hostel may 1 larka dusray se bola

Hostel may 1 larka dusray se bola: Kal paper hai yar,mujhay kal jaldi utha dena Doosra bola: Tu meri lulli pakar k so ja,

One day love and friendship met asked when

one day Love and friendship met. Love asked-when i already exist why are you here? friendship replied ‘to make faces smile when u leave

Pathan shirt utar k ghar bahar khara

pathan shirt utar k ghar k bahar khara tha ek aadmi bola;wah sardar g kya seena hai! pathan fakhar se;abe ye to kuch bhi

Love dil k liye dil jazbat

Love: dil k liye dil: jazbat k liye jazbat: insan k liye insan: 1 khoobsorat dunya k liye wo khonbsart dunya sirf ap k

Mere dil ki kahani ye bayan karti

Mere dil ki kahani ye bayan karti hai, Mohabat ashiqo ko sirf badnam karti hai. Is badnami k bawzud jo mohabat krte hai, Unhe

Jeene ki nayi ada di hai

jeene ki nayi ada di hai, khush rehne ki usne dua di hai, E khuda use sara jahan de de, jisne mujhe apne dil

Serious comedy girl main tumhain apna

Serious Comedy: Girl: Main tumhain apna dil nahi day sakti ! Boy: Main itnay uper ka soch bhi nahi raha 😉

Tum kia hoe hamari yad se ghafil

Tum kia hoe hamari yad se ghafil. Ansu nikal rahe hain bas raste kuch alag hain / / l ( ;c(,,,) ) ,’; l

Age does not protect us from love

Age does not protect us from love, But love to some extent protects us from age.

It takes half of our life to

It takes half of our life to find true love, And half to keep them. I am lucky to spend less than half in

Jab kisi ke sapne armaan ban jaayejab

Jab kisi ke sapne kisi ke armaan ban jaaye,Jab kisi ki hansi kisi ki muskaan ban jaaye…. Bemisaal pyar kehte hain use,Jab kisi ki

A jest often decides matters of importance

A jest often decides matters of importance more effectual and happily than seriousness.

Hasband shocked at first night of his

hasband shocked at first night of his wedding, after seeing his misses vigina, and asked : tumhari phudee itni khulii hui kiu haye. wife

Ab k mohabaton me ye kya moajzy

Ab k mohabaton me ye kya mo’ajzy hue Hum khud ko sochty hain usay sochty hue Ek bar usko socha sar-e-sham aur phir Ek

The role of a comedian is to

The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.

Veena malik 1 bar sabzi lene gai

Veena Malik 1 bar sabzi lene gai Veena ne 1 boht lambi moli dekhi or pochha ye kia he? Shopkeeper: Baji ye humare liye

Outside of a dog book is mans

‘Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.’

Zinda rha to tmhary ko e chodta

Zinda rha to tmhary ko e chodta rhonga ‘Dost Bhool jaun To samjh lena k . . . . Bv mil gyi he. (-,-)

Usne utari saree fir aayi peticoat ki

Usne utari saree fir aayi peticoat ki bari blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar ziyadah excited mat ho yaar yeh tha kapray sukhane

There are two kinds of people those

There are two kinds of people, those that do the work and those that take the credit. Try to be in the first group,

Love doesnt make the world go round

Love doesn’t make the world go round, Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Abhi kuch din mujhe meri muhabt aazmane

‘Abhi kuch din mujhe meri muhabt aazmane do, mujhy khamosh rhne do, suna hy ishq sacha ho to khamoshi laho bn kr rgon me

Cycle k mistri ne suhag rat ko

Cycle k mistri ne suhag rat ko apni BV ko pani valy tub me bethaya, BV boli ye kia kr rahe ho, Mistri! Mujy

Ek aadmi hotal wale se aaj aisi

Ek aadmi hotal wale se: Aaj aisi chaye pilao ke mera ang ang jhoom uthe, Hotal wala: Janab me chaye me bhains ka dood

Yeh na thi humari kismat k wisaal e yaar

yeh na thi humari kismat k wisaal-e-yaar hota … ager or jeete rehte tu yehi intazar hota kahoon kiss se main k kia hai

Mere honton ke mehaktay hue naghmon par

Mere Honton ke mehaktay hue naghmon par na ja, Mere seenay main kai aur bhi gam paltey hain, Mere chehray par dikhaway ka tabassum

Potey ne dada ko sex ki goli

Potey ne dada ko sex ki goli la kr di or kaha: Dada g agr mza aye to suba mere takiye k neche 100rupy

There is only one sort of love

There is only one sort of love, But there are a thousand copies

1 sardar ghusse me apni bv se

1 Sardar ghusse me apni Bv se bola… dil karta hai k aaj tere tukre tukre kr dun achanak paroos se awaaz aae… Paa

Girltum mjy bina kapron k dekh q

Girl:TuM Mjy Bina kapron k Dekh k Q Bhagy? Boy:MoM ny kaha tha Bina kapron k Aurat Dekhny sy insan pathr ka Hojata hy

Ashqi sabar talab or tamana bytaaaaaaaaab

ashqi sabar talab or tamana bytaaaaaaaaab…….. dil ka kia rang karain khoony jigar hony tk

The difference between a successful person and

The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather in a lack

Dil to chata hai k har bar

Dil To chata Hai k Har Bar Tujhe Anmol khazana Bhejon. Aey Dost, Lakin Meri Jholi k Neeche, ‘Loray’ K Siwa kuch Bhi Nahi.

Mansoba bandi pe lady worker lecture de

Mansoba bandi pe lady worker lecture de rahi thi keh aasan tariqa tu yeh hay keh jab tumhara khawand farigh hony lagy tu neechy

Doctor to veena aap mein tau khoon

Doctor to Veena: Aap mein tau khoon ki bohat kami hai. Periods kay doran kitna loss ho jata haiy? Veena (sharmatay hoay) Taqriban 5

Humein unki ebadat se fursat nahi milti

Humein unki ebadat se fursat nahi milti , log na jane kisko khuda kehte hain , dil mein rakha hai unko, log na jane

Kashti b nhe badli sahil badla dobne

Kashti b nhe badli Sahil b nhe badla Dobne walo ka jazba b nhe badla Hain shok-e- safar aisa ek umr se dosto Manzil

Lrki stop pe khri mobile bat kr

Lrki: Stop pe khri mobile pe bat kr rhi thi Boy:Kash mn mobile hota tere gal se lga hota Girl:Han or mn ghr ja

Love is like playing the piano first

Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn, to play by the rules. Then u must forget the Rules and Play from

Star plus ki sucess k baad new channel

Star-Plus ki sucess k baad new channel Sex-Plus Bohat jald New Sex Serials k sath: 1.Kahani Bistr Ki 2.Kbi condom B phata Hoga 3.Kasoti

Pathan hum reema se shadi krega

Pathan: ‘Hum Reema se shadi krega.’ Admi: ‘Reema usi se shadi kegi jus ka 8inch ka hoga.’ Pathtan: ‘Koi bat nai kochaa hum 2inch

Utra tha chand hamare angan mein per

UTRA THA CHAND HAMARE ANGAN MEIN. PER SITARON KO YE GAWARA NA HUWA. HUM TO SITARON SE BHI BAGHAWAT KAR LETE. PER KIA KARTE,

Dua hai k teri dunia me koi

Dua Hai K Teri Dunia Me Koi Ghum Na Ho,Dua Hai K Teri Muskan Kabhi Kam Na Ho,Agar Kabhi Teri Palkon Me Aansu Aayen,To

Bachey ki sehat k liye zaruri hai

Bachey Ki Sehat K Liye Zaruri Hai Bachey Ki ‘MAA KA DOODH’ 0R Bachey K Baap Ki Sehat K Liye Zaruri Hai Bachey Ki

Aise nojawan jo gand marwane me mukammal

Aise Nojawan jo Gand Marwane Me Mukammal Maharat Rakhte Ho, Chuppe Lagane Wale Ko Tarjih Di Jayegi, Tajarba Zarori Nahi Age: 18 to 25

Agr garmiyon mai ghr ki chhat pe

Agr garmiyon mai ghr ki chhat pe ja k srf 2min apni paint utar k tatto ko taza hawa dedi jae to sara din

Pathan duwa kro hamari gadhi ki delivery

Pathan: Duwa kro hamari Gadhi ki delivery hai Frnd: Tou isme duwa wali konsi baat hai gadha hoga ya gadhi? Pathan: Nahi yar kuch

Sabzi wala madam ap ne ye note

Sabzi wala: Madam ap ne ye note brezier se nikala hy? Madm: Han Tmhyn kese pta chla? Sabzi Wala: QAID-E-AZAM ka mu khula hua

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A short walk is so difficult

A Short Walk IS So Difficult Wen No1 Walks With U. But,A Long Journey IS Just Like A Few Steps Wen U Walk With

mental hospital mein 2 pagal

*. . .Mental hospital mein 2 pagal aik doosray ko zoor zoor se chood rahay thaey aur doo pagal ek sath uchal rahe thay!

Tumharekhuwabsajany me lutf aata hay k

Tumhare“KHUWAB”sajany me lutf aata hay, K apne aap“JALANY’ me lutf aata hay, Khuda se apne liye “MAANGTi” hon jab tujh ko, Mujhy ye“HATH”othany me

History will be kind to me for

‘History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.’

Wen stars shine at nite in sky

Wen stars shine at nite in sky My body blasts like bomb Nahi samjay? Professor Naseebo Lal explains it Jadun rat nu niklan taray,

Aik pathan aur us ki bv bus

Aik pathan aur us ki bv bus me sath ja rhe thy us ne kiraya dete hue apni bv ko awaz di ?gulbakht? Tum

Wo milti thi to kehti k driving

Wo milti thi to kehti thi k driving sikha do ‘Ashmit’ WAQT ki ranjshon ne usay ‘Taxi bana dia’.. Broughtu by Veena malik.

Love its sumthng u cant describe

Love Its Sumthng U can’t describe Like D Buty Of a rose, D Smell Of d rain & D feeling forever…..

I am a great friend to public

I am a great friend to public amusements, for they keep the people from vice.

Kisan ne nya murgha kharida jaise hi

Kisan Ne Nya Murgha Kharida. Jaise Hi Ghar Aya Murga Pinjry Ki Taraf Bhaga Or 150 Murgion Ko Chod DIa Kisan Boht Khush Hua

Mil gaya yaaahoooooooo load sheding ka

Mil Gaya Yaaahoooooooo Mil Gaya Mil Gaya Load Sheding Ka Solution Mil Gaya Touch Condom Ke 3 Rapper Se Jeeten Generator Chudai Lagao Bijli

Uss ki pasand khatir kiya kuch na

Uss Ki Pasand Ki Khatir Kiya Kuch Na Kiya hum ny,, ‘Rahi’ Ussey Roshni Pasand Thi Hum ny KHUD ko Jala Diya,,,….. ~R.F~

Maa bap me sepration hoei to masla

Maa Bap Me Sepration Hoei To Masla Bachy Ka Hoa K Kon Rakhy. Faisla Hoa K Bachy Ko Chup Kr Pathar Maro Agr Bachy

Whats love shakespeare says dont ask da

What’s Love? Shakespeare says: “Don’t ask da person who loves someone, But Ask da person who have lost someone.” They only can feel da

Ishq se milti hai jo tanhaiyan hum

Ishq se milti hai jo tanhaiyan, Hum kaise unka dard byan karange. Ek se hi mohabat itni kar li hai, Ke auron se ab

Ek larki ka rape ho gya uski

Ek larki ka rape ho gya… Uski maa us se boli: Beti ab tera kya hoga? Haramzado ne teri Izzat loot li.. . .