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lipton pesh karta hy raat

*. . .Lipton pesh karta hy Raat Ki Gehrai Mein Thandi Garam Razai Mein Na Koi BOY Na Koi GIRL Apni Muthi Apna Lun

The comic is the perception of opposite

The comic is the perception of the opposite; humor is the feeling of it.

Boy papa aj me ne pehli bar

Boy: papa aj me ne pehli bar sex kia Papa: oh hmara beta jwan ho gia hy is khushe main party krty hain Beta:aj

Pehlay kabhi ye yadain tanhai na thi

pehlay kabhi ye yadain ye tanhai na thi; kabhi dil ma madhoshi chai na thi; jane kya asar kar gayi ap ki batain; warna

Wo uktaya sa rahta hai hamari wafaon

wo uktaya sa rahta hai hamari wafaon se,,, ,,,,,, MEER usay kahna hamain dikhawy ki muhabbat achi nahi lagti

Aik pathan 40 din ka chilla kaat

Aik PATHAN 40 Din Ka Chilla Kaat Raha Tha, 39 Ven Raat Shaitan Aa kar Us kay Samney Nanga So Gaya, PATHAN Jaldi Sey

Pilot 2 ctrl tower dis is ix

pilot 2 ctrl tower: ‘dis is IX 3j27. i’m 300 miles 4m land, 600 feet over water with no fuel. awaiting instructions’ control tower:

Why do we fall in loveexperience ki

*Why do we fall in love? Experience ki kami.. *Why do we break up in love? Patience ki kami.. *Then why do we want

Tez barish me kabhi sard hawaon raha

Tez barish me kabhi sard hawaon me raha Ek tera zikr he meri sadaon me raha kitne logon se mere gehre marasim thy magar

Ek tharki ashiq ne baba saxidas comment

Ek Tharki Ashiq Ne Baba Saxidas Comment Kiya Aashiq: “Baba Aapki Aarti Utarne Mein Aur Hamara Panty Utarne Mein Kya Similarity Hai?” Baba Ji:

To the world you might be one

To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world.

A man was doig some push up

a man was doig some push up exercises on d beach,a sardar sees him, starts laughing and says,’ANNI DAYA ,ZANAANI THALLLONN NASS GAI AA’

Tujhe lita k lon ya bitha lon

Tujhe Lita k Lon Ya Bitha k Lon? Kron Andhera Ya Bulb Jala k Lon? Ya Tujhe kron khara Phr Teri Jhuka k Lon?

Chota samaj kr nikal dia mujhe mehfil

Chota samaj kr nikal dia mujhe mehfil se Faraz Chota samaj kr nikal dia mujhe mehfil se Faraz Baad main salo ne B.P laga

Yaadain teray khluuse ki dustti hain aaj

Yaadain teray khluuse ki dustti hain aaj bhi Milnay ki aarzooain trastii hain aaj bhi Ankhain hazaar zabt ki koshish kay bawajood Ruk ruk

Women dr se mere pati mujh se

Women. Dr. Se? Mere pati mujh se sex nhe krte. Dr= ye 1 goli roz khilana. Orat ne 1 goli khilai to raat ko

Ek aadimi peshaab ker raha tha

ek aadimi peshaab ker raha tha, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Take time or even yrs 2 tell

Take Time Or Even Yrs 2 Tell Sum 1 U Hate Them & Don’t Even Waste a Second 2 Tell Sum 1 That U

Love dil k liye dil jazbat

Love: dil k liye dil: jazbat k liye jazbat: insan k liye insan: 1 khoobsorat dunya k liye wo khonbsart dunya sirf ap k

Always start your day with a lot

Always start your day with a lot of… S E X S – SMILE E – ENERGY X – XCITEMENT so make S E

Husbnd begum humare sex waley clips internet

Husbänd-// ‘Begum humare Sex waley Clips Internet per kisne bhaijey’? . . Wife: Main ne pehle hi kaha tha k Munney ko Camrey wala

Acha friend bilkul larki k brazier ki

Acha Friend bilkul Larki k Brazier ki tara hota hai, 1=Comfortable 2=Supportive 3=Tight 4=Girnay na day & 5=Humesha Dil k pas rahy

Aik pathan aur us ki bv bus

Aik pathan aur us ki bv bus me sath ja rhe thy us ne kiraya dete hue apni bv ko awaz di ?gulbakht? Tum

Husband kya cooking show dekhti rehti ho

Husband: Kya cooking show dekhti rehti ho, phir bhi tumhe khana banana to aata he nahi.? Wife: Tum bhi to Blue film dekhte rehte

Fwd aaj ka quiz wo kon

Fwd: Aaj ka Quiz: Wo kon sa player hai Jo din ko India k liye khelta hai aur raat ko Pakistan k liye??? .

Its not your mistake if u

Its not your mistake if u can’t read d eyes which cheats u. But Its realy ur mistake if u can’t read d eyes

3 feelings what is the diference bw

3 FEELINGS what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, tension is when girlfriend is pregnant & panic

Ek larki ka rape ho gia uski

Ek larki ka rape ho gia Uski maa us se boli: Beti ab tera kya ho ga Haramzado ne tere Izzat lot li. Larki:

Hum wo nahi jo matlab se yaad

Hum wo nahi jo matlab se yaad karte hai, Hum wo hai jo dil se pyar krte hai. Apka paigam aye na aye, Pr

There is only one sort of love

There is only one sort of love, But there are a thousand copies

Santa office se ghar aya to dekha

Santa Office Se Ghar Aya To Dekha Ki Uski Biwi Ek Bikhari Ke Saath Sex Kar Rahi Hai Santa Gusse Mein Aake Bola: “Badchalan

Sex k baad responses bazari aourat

Sex k baad Responses: bazari aourat : Paisa Nikal Girl friend: janu Maza a gaya, Hamsai: Phir kab aaogey . . B.v: hun 6-7

Ye jhoot hy k mohbt barbad karti

Ye Jhoot hy k Mohbt Barbad karti hy Dost, Log Khud hi Mohbt ki Gaand me Gussty hein Cho0t k Chakkar me….(^,^)

Lab khamosh hain aankhon se baat hoti

Lab khamosh hain aankhon se baat hoti hai Aise hi mohabbat ki shuruwat hoti hai ,,,… Tere hi khayalon me khoye rehte hai hum

Manga hy rab se tujhe iltija kr

Manga hy rab se tujhe iltija kr k, ab door na jana kbi mjhe tanha kr k, tujhse wabasta hy zndgi apni, chahenge tujhe

Raat ko sirf 3 tarah ki makhlook

Raat ko sirf 3 tarah ki makhlook jagti hen Bhoot: Insano ko daranay k liye.. Machar: Insano ko satanay k liye.. Husband and wife:

To love without condition talk intention give

To love without condition, To talk without intention, To give without reason, to care without expectation is the heart of true relation

Aik mureedni peer sb se sex krwane

Aik mureedni Peer Sb se sex krwane k baad bari afsurda naadim or pareshan thi. Apni saheli se ro ro kr bata rahi thi

Qismat se sab ko shikayat q hote

Qismat se sab ko shikayat q hote hay, Jo nahe milta usey se muhabbat q hote hay.

Koi kuch bhi na kahay to pata

Koi kuch bhi na kahay to pata kya hai Is bechain khamoshi ki wajah kya hai Unhain ja kay koi kahay hum lay lenge

Unka waada hai ki vo laut ayenge

Unka waada hai ki vo laut ayenge, issi umeed par hum jiye jayenge, yeh intezaar bhi unhi ki tarah pyaara hai, kar rahe the,

Lady itna chota sa handbag rs

Lady : Itna Chota Sa Handbag Rs. 10,000 ka? Shopkeeper : Medam Jee, Yeh Lund ki Khal ka Bana huwa Hand bag hai. Thora

F i had no sense of humor

f I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.

Kbhi kbhi choti si lulli bi cheeken

Kbhi kbhi choti si LULLI bi cheeken nikal dete hai agr yaqeen na hoto Apni LULLI pe hathora mar ke dekhlo.

Mohabbat ke bhi kuchh andaz hote hain

Mohabbat ke bhi kuchh andaz hote hain, Jaagti aankhon mein bhi kuchh khwab hote hain, Zaroori nahi ki gham mein aansu nikle, Muskurati aankhon

Safar mein apne hissay ki musafat yaad

Safar Mein Apne Hissay Ki Musafat Yaad Rehti Hay, Kahin Aabad Hone Per Bhi Hijrat Yaad Rehti Hay, Wo Chahe Dosti Ho, Dushmani Ho,

Dear customerur gand will expire on 11112011

Dear Customer,ur Gand will expire on 11.11.2011. plzrnplease recharge ur Gand by using my Lun to continue using Gando Service. its all about ur

Mouhabat tum say ki hai dulhan k

Mouhabat Tum Say Ki Hai Dulhan K Roop Mai Pana Cahata Hon Bus Tumhain Chahta Hon Tumhain Paa K Dunya Say Chupana Cahata Hon

Ek larka ki luli choti or patli

Ek Larka ki Luli choti or patli thi is liye woh apni girlfrnd ko andhere mai le gaya or us k hath mai pakra

How did an intelligent boy propose to

How did an intelligent boy propose to girl? He took the girl along wid him on a boat and at the middle of river

L o v e lake

L O V E L = Lake of Sorrows O = Ocean of Tears V = Valley of Death E = End of life….

Boy 2 girl aaj kal phuddi ki

Boy 2 Girl:- ‘Aaj Kal Phuddi Ki Bari Demand Hai,,,’ Girl:- Is Ki Or B Ziyada Demand Honi Thi Agar Tum Jaise Larke Gaand

Zara hum kadam banke mere sath chalna

Zara hum kadam banke mere sath chalna kabhi Bahut najuk seene mai DIL hai mera, Tum andaj mohabbat banke dha’rkna kabhi

Rukhsti k wqt dulhan car me bethany

Rukhsti K Wqt Dulhan Car Me Bethany Lgi To Boli : Itni Bri Car? Dulha: Asi MALIK aa Ghr Ponchny Pr: Itna Bra Ghar?

Ek larki ka rape ho gya uski

Ek larki ka rape ho gya… Uski maa us se boli: Beti ab tera kya hoga? Haramzado ne teri Izzat loot li.. . .

3girls apni khwahshen bol rhi thein

..: 3Girls apni apni khwahshen bol rhi thein, . 1st:Mere 2 husbnd hon jo sari rat lagay rahen . 2nd:Mere 4 hon jo din

Shaam dhali phir raat ayee dil dharka

SHAAM DHALI PHIR RAAT AYEE DIL DHARKA PHIR AP KI YAAD AYEE AANKHOON NE MEHSOOS KIA US HAWA KO JO AP KO CHOO KAR

Chehara dil se dekha jata hain khubsurti

Chehara Dil se dekha jata hain, khubsurti se nahin, Pyar Dosto se kiya jata hain, dusmano se nahin.

Ye wafa bhi kiakhatahay mujhe sochna

‘Ye Wafa bhi kia“khata”hay? Mujhe sochna pare ga Usay Mujhse Kiun“GiLA”hay? Mujhe sochna pare ga Dil-e- Muztarib hua hay Teri “Yaad” se guraizaan Ye“MUQAM”kon

Talwar k zakhm dawa se thek ho

Talwar k Zakhm Dawa Se Thek Ho Jate Hn Mgr Zuban K Zakhm Kisi Dawa Se Thek Ni Hote Sirf ‘KISSING’ se Thek hote

Qeema baghair kabab nahi banta batain

Qeema baghair Kabab nahi banta Batain chodnay se koi NAWAB nahi banta Bacha Paida karny k lye Lund dalna parta hai JANI MUTHEN MARNE

Hasband shocked at first night of his

hasband shocked at first night of his wedding, after seeing his misses vigina, and asked : tumhari phudee itni khulii hui kiu haye. wife

Boy george is all england needs

‘Boy George is all England needs – another queen who can’t dress.’

Teacher class mein bachho ko samjha rahi

Teacher Class Mein Bachho Ko Samjha Rahi Thhi Teacher: “Bachho Ye Duniya Gol Hai” Ye Baat Sun Ke Pappu Ne Hath Khada Kiya, Teacher

Mene hr roz dua m tjhe manga

‘Mene hr Roz DUA m Tjhe Manga hy’ ‘Hon BEWAFAA Mgr WAFA se Tjhe Manga hy’ ‘Kabi SAJDE m Ja kr Pooch Apne RAB

Kiya hai tumne hum se ek waada

Kiya hai tumne hum se ek waada yaad rakhna, Bhool na jaana kahin apna irada yaad rakhna. Ab na hamain rulana tum, ab na

Najneen hushn malin nakhraye saaj ho tum

Najneen hushn malin, nakhraye saaj ho tum, Dilkash mohabbat ka, hasin andaaj ho tum, Kyun raaz se raaz ka raaz ho tum, Taj nahin

Girl aaj maine 1 lrkay ko bewakof

GiRL: Aaj Maine 1 Lrkay Ko Bewakof Bnaya. MOM: Wo Kese ? GIRL: Maine Us Ke 50 Rupe Chura Kar Apni Sandle Main Chupa

Mer aankho0n k jaado0 se tum nawakf

Mer¡ Aankho0n K Jaado0 Se Tum Nawak¡f Ho0,,, Me¡n Use Pagal Ker Deta Ho0n J¡ss Pe Mujhe Pyar Aa Jaaye…!

Jab dil ne najro ko dekha to

Jab dil ne najro ko dekha to gunah ho gaya , jab na dekha to bekrar ho gaya . Maine dil se pucha yeh

Phool murjatay achay nahi lagtay aap

Phool Murjatay Achay Nahi Lagtay, Aap Lun Khujatay Achay Nahi Lagtay, Ab To Koi Larki Pata Lo Meri Jan, Roz Bathroom Main Hath Chalaatay

Tuje roz dekhon qareeb say mairay shook

Tuje roz dekhon qareeb say mairay shook be hain ajeeb say muje mangna hay tuje hi ko bass apnay RAB say or uss K

Lehron ko shaant dekh kar yeh mat

Lehron ko shaant dekh kar yeh mat samjna Ki samandar maen ravani nahi hae, Jaab bi uthe ge tuffan ban kar uthe ge, Abhi

Maalik khabis admi tm bathroom main ghuss

Maalik: Khabis admi Tm bathroom main ghuss aae ? jab k main naha raha hun. Noker: Ghalti ho gai maaf ker den. Mein samjha

Girltum mjy bina kapron k dekh q

Girl:TuM Mjy Bina kapron k Dekh k Q Bhagy? Boy:MoM ny kaha tha Bina kapron k Aurat Dekhny sy insan pathr ka Hojata hy

Uss main baat he kuch aisi thi

Uss main Baat He kuch Aisi thi Wasi Agar dil na Detey to Jaan chali Jati..

Tumhary khwab sajany me lutf aata hay

Tumhary “KHWAB” sajany me lutf aata hay, K apne aap “JALANY” me lutf aata hay, Khuda se apne liye “MAANGTi” hon jab tujh ko,

To handle yourself use your head others

To handle yourself, use your head; To handle others, use your heart.

Hum raat k sitaray hain tanhaiyon

‘Hum’ raat k ‘Sitaray’ hain, ‘Tanhaiyon’ k maray hain, ‘Tum’ hum ko ‘Thukra’ do ‘BESHAK’ magar ‘Hum’ phir bhi ‘janu’ Tumhare hain…

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(((~_~))) _))) (((_ G/( . ) ( . )D ) . ( / N i ( g )H T | / So Jao Tharkiyo.

Phool shaakh se bichhray to kahin ka

Phool Shaakh se Bichhray to kahin ka nahi rehta, Tum khud ko juda Meri zaat se kuch soch k karna..!!

Wife to husband sex karty waqt

Wife To Husband: Sex Karty Waqt Ap Hips ko Nocha Tu Mat Karen! Peechy Sy Nokrani Boli: Bibi G! Achi Tarah Samjhao, Mujh se

Anay kyu shikast ka azaab liye phirta

ANAY KYU SHIKAST KA AZAAB LIYE PHIRTA HUN, MAI KYA HUN AUR KYA KHWAB LIYE PHIRTA HUN, US NE AIK BAAR KIYA THA SWAAL-E-MUHABAT,

Pathan ne larki se jhgra kartey us

PATHAN ne larki se jhgra kartey kartey us ke neechay ungli kar di. Larki boli- Teri ye himmat? PATHAN bola Tumne hi to kaha,

Dekhiye veena malik k b

Dekhiye Veena Malik K B( . ) ( . )Bs Size 42 . . . . . . . . . . . .

Boyme 20 years ka hon tm ketny

BOY:Me 20 years ka hon tm ketny ki ho? GIRL:Me B 20 ki hon BOY:To phir chalen GIRL:kaha BOY:bed room GIRL:Q BOY:ho jay twenty

Tears r better than smile because

Tears R Better Than Smile Because, . U Can Smile At Everyone, . But . U’ll Cry For Only One, . Who Is Special

1 bacha mere abbu ki height iti

1 Bacha: Mere Abbu ki Height itÑi lambi he k chalte FaÑ ko rok lete heÑ. 2nd Bacha: Mere Abbu ki bhi Height bohat

Hamain neend nahi aati unko yaad kiey

Hamain neend nahi aati unko yaad kiey baghair Wo aksar so jatay hain hamara naam Liey baghair Qasoor unka nahi Qasoor tou hamara hay

Six aur sex mainkiya farq hai very

SIX aur SEX mainkiya farq hai..? very simple. . . utha k maaro tou SIX or litaa k maaro tou SEX. . hath uper

Okha langda waqt vichore da bin yar

Okha langda waqt vichore da Bin yar guzara kon kare Dunya to kinara ho sakda Yaran to kinara kon kare Hik din hove ta

Nice to be here at my age

Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.

Khush raho is liye nahi k app

‘Khush raho’ Is liye nahi k App khush rehna chahty hay Balke Is liye k kuch log App ko khush daikna chahty hain.

Suno larki kisi ne such kaha tha

Suno Larki, Kisi Ne Such Kaha Tha, Ye, Mohabbat Mer Nahi Sakti, Magar, Adhora Such Suna Humne, Mukamal Such To Ye Hai K Mohabbat

Teacher batao angraiz log goray paida hotay

Teacher: Batao Angraiz Log Goray Paida Hotay Hain Or Hum Kaalay. AYSA Kyøn? Student: Kyon K Wahaan Ponds Cream Laga K SEX Hota Hai

Girlfriend aaj phir asmaan par kali ghata

GirlFriend: Aaj Phir Asmaan Par Kali Ghata Chai Hai. oR Apne Sath Barsaat B Layi Hy, BoyFriend: Haramzadi Saaf Saaf Bol K Tu Aaj

Aj bachon ka almi din he jin

Aj Bachon ka almi din he. Jin bachon k sath pathano ne ziadti ki he un k sath 1 Msg kr k Hamdardi kijaye!

Insaanon k kandhe par insaan jaa rahe

Insaanon k kandhe par insaan jaa rahe hain kafan mein liptey armaan jaa rahe hain mohabbat na mili jinhe is duniya mein wo mohabbat

Evrythng has its replacement pain 2 reliefe sad 2 happy cry 2 smile

Evrythng has its replacement Pain-2-Reliefe sad-2-Happy Cry-2-Smile Fail-2-Pass Hot-2-Cold Hate-2-love but nothing can be replaced with -YoU-

Please help me aaj subah mere lund

Please Help Me.. Aaj Subah mere Lund pe Saap ne kaat liya.. Dr ne kha ki Zehar Sirf Chusne se niklega Muje bacha lo

Warning humor may be hazardous to your

WARNING: Humor may be hazardous to your illness.

Na koi kissi se door hota hai

Na koi kissi se door hota hai, Na koi kissi ke kareeb hota hai. Pyaar khud chalkar aata hai, Jab koi kissi ka naseeb

Aik couple honeymoon mana kr wapsi train

Aik Couple Honeymoon Mana kr wapsi train ma bary romantic Mood ma aa raha tha Wife: janu sar ma dard ho raha ha, Husbnd

Subah juda hai raat hai apni to

Subah Juda Hai, Raat Juda Hai Apni To Her Baat Juda Hai Tumse Bichar Ker Aisa Laga Jaise Dua Mai Haath Juda Hai Sab

Pappu offered girl 4 sex girl tum

Pappu offered Girl 4 sex Girl: tum itne chotay ho meri jawani ka bojh kaisy uthao gay? Papu: janu manta hon k choha Bori

Koi kehta hai pyar nasha ban jata

Koi kehta hai Pyar nasha ban jata hai,Koi kehta hai Pyar saza ban jata hai,Par pyar karey koi sache dil se,To wo pyar jeeney

Aagy sher pechy cheeta wah agy

AaGy sHer peChy Cheeta wah wah AGy sher peCHy Cheeta Maa Ki ChoOt Us Ki Jo Bhi Ye WOrld Cup Jeeta.

Tum nahi aaye lekin tumhari yaad chali

Tum nahi aaye lekin, Tumhari yaad chali aai hai. Kal tum hamare saath the, Aaj bas hum aur yeh tanhai hai.

Petrol pump wale ki shadi hui dulhan

Petrol pump wale ki shadi hui. Dulhan se sahelion ne pucha. Suhaag Raat Kesi guzri? Dulhan: Bewaqoof sari raat haath mai le kar pochta

Mujhe pata chala k mera dost bohat

Mujhe Pata Chala k Mera DOST Bohat Udaas Hai To Is Liye 2 Larkiyan Bhej Raha Hoon. (-_-) SHEELA / / (. (. /

True love never lives happily ever after

True love never lives happily ever after – true love has no ending.

Ishq se milti hai jo tanhaiyan hum

Ishq se milti hai jo tanhaiyan, Hum kaise unka dard byan karange. Ek se hi mohabat itni kar li hai, Ke auron se ab

Dard main tanhai sath ly chalo

Dard main tanhai sath ly chalo.. Dukh main parchai sath ly chalo.. Us ki gand mardo GHALIB.. Jo kehta hai k world cup k

Janam ki pyaas thi meri kaise sahti

Janam Ki Pyaas Thi Meri, Kaise Sahti Ab Aur Doori, Chipak Gayi Mohan Ke Tan Se, Laga Choomne Wo Bhi Manse. Choochi Tan Gayi,

Sardar k 8 bachon mein 1 alag

Sardar k 8 bachon mein 1 alag hi lagta tha. Sardar mernay lga to bivi sy bola. ‘Hun ty das de, O kida a?’

Is raat ki tanhaiyo kysab rang badal

Is Raat Ki Tanhaiyo Ky,Sab Rang Badal Gay Hai, Chand Nikla Hai Waisy Hi,Andhery Badal Gay Hai, Jinky Bharosy Thi Khushiyan,Wo Badal Gay Hai,

Mujay likhny ka shouq hota to main

Mujay likhny ka shouq hota to main apna khwab likhta,,, Tere chehry ko Chand tere honton ko Gulaab likhta,,, Tere pyar main bhool ker

Main nay kub dard kay zakhmo se

main nay kub dard kay zakhmo se shikayat ki hai han mera jurm hai k main nay muhabbat ki hai aaj phir dekha hai

Zindgi un bin ulfat se lgty ha

zindgi un bin ulfat se lgty ha Aik pal ke judai mudt se lgty ha Pehle nhi ab sochte hain Hr lmha Mje mere

U know y ppl say dat

U Know Y Ppl Say Dat U Dont Feel Sleepy Wen U R In LuV? Coz 4 D 1st Tym U R Finding Reality

Ek dafa ek murghi ne pakistan or

Ek dafa ek murghi ne pakistan or hindustan ke bardur per unda dia do mulkon me larai ho gaye ke unde kon le ga.

Doodh pelai ki rasam k waqt dulhay

Doodh Pelai Ki Rasam K Waqt Dulhay Ki 1 Sali Ne Kaha: Me To 1100 Lungi 2nd Sali Boli Me To 1200 Lungi Dulhe

Ek orat murgi walay k pas gaior

Ek orat murgi walay k pas gai..or boli koi achi c murgi dikhao?.. Murgi wallay ne pehli murgi dikhai’ Orat ne usay kiss kia

Jungle mai 1 shikari ko shikar na

Jungle Mai 1 Shikari Ko Shikar Na Mila To Wo ‘Muth’ Marne Beth Gaya. 1 Sher Ne Dekha To Bhaagte Hue Tamam JanwarOn Se

Girljab hum larkian peshab karti hen to

GIRL:jab hum larkian peshab karti hen to awaz aati he aur jab tum boys karty ho to awaz nhi aati Q? BOY:Q k hmary

Main apni dosti ko sheher ruswa nhi

main apni dosti ko sheher main ruswa nhi krta,,,, Muhabbat main bi krta hu mgr charcha nhi krta,,,, jo muj se milnay ajaye,, us

Fikr e mustaqbil nay faaslay bana diye warna

Fikr-e-Mustaqbil nay faaslay bana diye warna, Sab Dost aik sath CHUDE thay abhi kal ki baat ha.

Mujhay uski phudi key zoq e kamaal ki inteha

‘Mujhay uski Phudi key ‘Zoq-E-Kamaal’ ki inteha to nahe malom…, ‘Lekin jis Phudi mein ‘Mera Lun’ samaa jaye Osey kisi aur ka acha nahe

Boy meri shirt 2000 ki haimere shoes

Boy: Meri shirt 2000 ki hai,mere shoes 5000 k aur jeans 7000 ki hai.. Girl: Pehlay apni zip band karo.. 20 rupay ka phoolon

ustadpappu agar tumhary pass 4 toffee

*. .Ustad:~Pappu agar tumhary pass 4 toffee hain aur tum woh Aamir, Akram, Aslam, Saleem ko day do to tumhary pass kya bachay ga?

Love has nothing to do with

Love has nothing to do with wht you r expecting to get. Its wht u r expected to give, which is everything.

Tere piyar ka kya jawab don

Tere Piyar ka kya jawab don, Teri dosti ko kya khitaab dun, Koi acha sa phool hota to peish karta. Magar jo khud ‘GUL’

If the moon never come out

If The Moon Never Come Out And The Stars Did Not Shine It Would Be One Lonely World … Just As Would The Heart