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Sexy SMS Messages

Doctor to oldman baba g apki

Doctor to oldman:. ‘baba G apki neechy ki dono goliyan nikalni parengi’, Oldman: . ‘Nikal do beta jab pistol hi nahi chalti tu goliyaan

Pathan duwa kro hamari gadhi ki delivery

Pathan: Duwa kro hamari Gadhi ki delivery hai Frnd: Tou isme duwa wali konsi baat hai gadha hoga ya gadhi? Pathan: Nahi yar kuch

Wo mere kareeb se guzri or nazraien

Wo mere kareeb se guzri or nazraien milana tkk na gwaara kiya, Galib Hai k nai kisi anni Maa di bachi.!!!

I am a great friend to public

I am a great friend to public amusements, for they keep the people from vice.

Kyun mjhse gurezan ho mujhe saaf bata

Kyun Mjhse Gurezan ho Mujhe Saaf BaTa Do! Agr Juram MOHABBAT ha tu Ph¡r Usk¡ Saza Do! Ab Dard K¡ Sh¡ddat ma Wo Tez¡

Madam bathroom se naha k nikli to

Madam bathroom se naha k nikli to dekha nokar jhank raha tha, Madam-kyu jhank rahe the? Nokar-Apne hi to kaha tha me naha rahi

1 admi ghussay may apni bv say

1 admi ghussay may apni Bv say bola… Dil karta hai k aaj tere tukray tukray kr k phenk doan. achanak paroos say awaz

True love never lives happily ever after

True love never lives happily ever after – true love has no ending.

Sachi muhabbat bezuban hoti hai ye

Sachi Muhabbat Bezuban Hoti Hai Ye To Aankhon Se Bayaan Hoti Hai. Muhabbat Main Dard Mile to Kya Huwa? Dard k Liye 2 Goli

Arz kiya hai na zarurat rakho sitaron

ARZ KIYA HAI… Na zarurat rakho sitaron ki Na zarurat rakho fankaron ki Bus ek dost maango meray jaisa Jo bund khol de saaron

Aj bachon ka almi din he jin

Aj Bachon ka almi din he. Jin bachon k sath pathano ne ziadti ki he un k sath 1 Msg kr k Hamdardi kijaye!

Muhabat ka irada ab badal jana b

Muhabat ka irada ab badal jana b mushkil hay, tumain khona b mushkil hay tumain pana b mushkil hay, udasi teray chehray ki gawara

Girl50 rupees dena boyright jaib se le

Girl:50 Rupees dena. Boy:Right jaib se le lo. ‘Jeib phati hoi thi LUN haath main Aa giya, Girl:es main to nahi hain. Boy:Left jaib

Gar mhbbt un s n mil

Ägar ”MÖhäbbät” Un sè nä milè jö tùmhärè ‘pyärè’ hain, Tö phir, ‘Möhäbbät’ Un kö zärrör dènä jin k tùm ‘Pyärè’ho.

nadan hy kitni wo kuch

*. . .Nadan hy kitni wo kuch samjhti hi nhi., Faraz. .* Seene se laga k puchti he, k Pappu Q khara hogya he.

Shajar hota t0 patoon py likh k

‘Shajar hota t0 Patoon py likh likh k naam tera, ‘Tere sheher ki janib hawaoon mein oraa [email protected]

Ager suhag raat me chudai k baad

Ager Suhag raat me chudai k baad dulhan ko 1chamcha money chata de jaye to subh ko dulhan k oper bohat roop ata hai.

Miss till deep kiss dont sucks

Miss till deep Kiss… . Dont Sucks ( . ) ( . ) without washing with Lux.. . Do Sex by using Vax ..

Ay dost agr tmko mjhse acha mily

Ay dost Agr Tmko Mjhse acha dost mily to Beshak Usse dosti kr lena Mgr jb Wo Tmko thukra de to HUm Tmko wahin

Pathan ko sarak kinary peshab kartay daikh

Pathan ko sarak Kinary Peshab Kartay Daikh Kar Lerki rasta Badalnay lagi Pathan Bola: Guzr jao BAJI, Tum jis se darr Rahi ho, usay

Subah juda hai raat hai apni to

Subah Juda Hai, Raat Juda Hai Apni To Her Baat Juda Hai Tumse Bichar Ker Aisa Laga Jaise Dua Mai Haath Juda Hai Sab

Ek ghr me 2 love birds the

Ek ghr me 2 love birds the. Ek ka naam tha ‘I Love you’ Or dusre ka ‘u Love Me’ ‘U Love me’ ghr

1 hakla suhaag raat ko biwi sey

1 Hakla Suhaag Raat Ko BIWI Sey: Jaan, Mein Tujhey Ch. Chu.. Chuu.. Chuuu… BIWI Kaprey Utaar Kar Boli:Choomley, Choosley,Chaatley, Chodley,Magar Apni Chu Chu

95 sal ka budha 90 ki buria

95 sal ka Budha 90 sal ki Buria ky MUMMY chos Rha tha K Dodh k 2 Qtry nikly or Budha mr gya. POSTMARTUM

Six aur sex mainkiya farq hai very

SIX aur SEX mainkiya farq hai..? very simple. . . utha k maaro tou SIX or litaa k maaro tou SEX. . hath uper

Husbnd begum humare sex waley clips internet

Husbänd-// ‘Begum humare Sex waley Clips Internet per kisne bhaijey’? . . Wife: Main ne pehle hi kaha tha k Munney ko Camrey wala

Hakim sex kitni der me krty ho

Hakim: sex kitni der me krty ho? Baba: 1 ganta 41 minute me Hakim: Wah Wo ksy? Baba: 40 mint khara krny me lgaty

Hostel may 1 larka dusray se bola

Hostel may 1 larka dusray se bola: Kal paper hai yar,mujhay kal jaldi utha dena Doosra bola: Tu meri lulli pakar k so ja,

Newtons wife to newton how m

Newton’s wife to Newton: ‘ How m i looking ? ‘ Newton: ‘tan c/sin c’ Wife: what ? Newton: ‘tan c / sin c

Call girl sex karo gay

Call Girl: ‘Sex karo gay. . .?’ Sardar: ‘Mairi BV jaisa karwao gi kiya. . .?’ Call girl: ‘Tumhari BV kaisay karwati hay. .

1 bacha mere abbu ki height iti

1 Bacha: Mere Abbu ki Height itÑi lambi he k chalte FaÑ ko rok lete heÑ. 2nd Bacha: Mere Abbu ki bhi Height bohat

Aik tha billa

Aik tha billa ?__? (=’;’= )___.._¿_¿______¿_)’-._, ? ? ? ? ? ? Bs 1 hi tha Tum jaisa jo apko send krdia dusra lulla

Sunsan rasto mai hum chal diye yado

Sunsan rasto mai hum chal diye, Yado ka saman liye hum chal diye, Dil mai chupaye ishq liye hum chal diye, Ankho mai sisakti

Husbund star men v k choot

Husbund ß¡star me¡n ‘ßV’ k¡ Choot pr Ungl¡ Rakh k ßola Ye Rasta Kaha Jata ha¡. ‘ßV’ Uska Lun Pakar k ßol¡-: ¡s Kanjar

Uss ki pasand khatir kiya kuch na

Uss Ki Pasand Ki Khatir Kiya Kuch Na Kiya hum ny,, ‘Rahi’ Ussey Roshni Pasand Thi Hum ny KHUD ko Jala Diya,,,….. ~R.F~

Kashti b nhe badli sahil badla dobne

Kashti b nhe badli Sahil b nhe badla Dobne walo ka jazba b nhe badla Hain shok-e- safar aisa ek umr se dosto Manzil

A short walk is so difficult

A Short Walk IS So Difficult Wen No1 Walks With U. But,A Long Journey IS Just Like A Few Steps Wen U Walk With

Ankhen to pyar me dilki zuban hoti

Ankhen to pyar me dilki zuban hoti hai, sachi chahat to sada bezuban hoti hai, pyar mai dard bhi mile to kya gabrana, suna

Jabishqmain arman jal ajate hain najany

‘jab”ISHQ”main arman jal ajate hain,,,,, najany ku log badal jate hain,,,, kerna humse MUHABBATzara soch samaj kr,,, hum wafaon main had say guzar jate

Yad kro wo din jb tum ne

Yad kro wo din Jb tum ne shalwar utari or ultay let gay. or thora sa andar janay pr tum ronay lagy or Doctor

Sardar sali se meri dhoti utha k

Sardar sali Se: Meri dhoti utha k Nichy Dekho kitna Pyara underwear hy? Sali Dekh kr: O’teri khair howy jeju undrwear te Paya e

Taj mahal dekh kar bola shajahan ka

taj mahal dekh kar bola shajahan ka pota… taj mahal dekh kar bola shajahan ka pota… apna bhi bank balance hota, ager dada aashiq

Miss wo konsi raat hai jis me

Miss Wo konsi raat hai jis me asmaan girny ka khatra nai hota Girl: Saturday Night Miss: Kesy Girl: Us raat bohot saari taangain

Chikni choot main lund phisal gaya

ChiKni ChiKni Choot Main Lund PhiSaL GaYa… Wah wah wah ChikNi ChikNi Choot Main Lund PhiSaL GaYa… TaTTay PareShan Hogaye ustad Kidhar Gaya.

Teri hasti se zaat khushbu aaye tou

Teri Hasti Se Teri Zaat Se Khushbu Aaye, Tou Jo Bolay To Teri Bat Se Khushbu Aaye, TujhKo Dekhon To Meri Aankh Mehak Si

What means in honey moon h hey

What means in HONEY MOON H -Hey! Mat Karo O -Oh! Na Dabao N -Nipple Dukhti Hai E -Etna Lamba Y -Ye dalo gay

Mere zakhmon ki dawa kon banay ga

Mere Zakhmon ki dawa kon banay ga tere baad, Hum ney apnay bhi khoey they tujhe paney ke liye..

1 molana sahb bar tota le ker

1 MOLANA SAHB 1 BAR TOTA LE KER AYE OR PAROSI PATHAN KO DIKHATE HOYE BOLE ISKI 1 TANG KHENCHENGE TO SIDHI GINTI KAREGE

Extra kameena acha son papa apki

Extra Kameena ßacha! Son: Papa apki love marrige hai na? Dad: Haan pr tumhen kese pta? Son: Apki shadi or meri date of birth

A pathaan was fucking prostitute at his

a pathaan was fucking a prostitute at his very best, during fucking, pathaan asked kiu jaanu maza aa raha hay? prostitute : nahi, kuch

Star moon romantic night bird

Star + Moon = Romantic night. Bird + Sky = Lovely day. Forest + Animal = Re-freshing world. U + Ur smile = Its

Ladki boli chandni chaand se hoti hai

Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron

Har roz bola bhola dety ho kamal

Har roz bola bhola dety ho kamal krty ho! Hsty ko rla dety ho kamal krty ho! Nahi hy muhabat to saaf kh do!

Ek aadimi peshaab ker raha tha

ek aadimi peshaab ker raha tha, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Zindagi ek chahat ka silsila hai koi

zindagi ek chahat ka silsila hai, koi milgaya to koi bichad gaya, jinhein maanga tha humne duaoon mein, wo kisi aur ko bin maange

Baba saxidas se ek mastmaula ashiq ne

Baba Saxidas Se Ek Mastmaula Ashiq Ne Puchha Ashiq: “Baba Ji, Ek Ladki Apni Life Mein Apni Choot Ke Upar Kitne Rs Kharchti Hai?”

Dekh kar tanha mujh se pocha baharon

Dekh kar tanha mujh se pocha baharon ne, Kahan gaya tera wo humsafar tujhe to bara naaz tha us par yeh dekh kar mai

Sexy lady in sexy voice batao mere

Sexy lady in sexy voice: “Batao mere underwear main kiya hy?” pathan: confidence se: Lastic he hoga, naarry wala underwear kon pehenta hy baji

Top law of love for every

Top Law Of Love: For Every Idiot There Is An Equal And Opposite Gender Idiot. Singles Are People Wid Uncomparable Intelligence. ..!!

There is only one sort of love

There is only one sort of love, But there are a thousand copies

Ay dost mri chahton par aitraz

Ay Dost Mri Chahton par Aitraz krna Rahy Sath Hmara bus Ye Dua krna Main don Sath Tumhara Zndgi k har Mor per Agr

Zindgi may kabi haar na mano apni

Zindgi may Kabi haar na mano apni life may Itna aagy barho Itna aagy barho Itna aagy barho K aagy wala pant utar k

Mohabat hum bhi kar le ge

Mohabat Hum bhi kar le ge yeh galti tum bhi kar lena… Chalo tum se he kar le ge kese say tum bhi kar

Boy papa aj me ne pehli bar

Boy: papa aj me ne pehli bar sex kia Papa: oh hmara beta jwan ho gia hy is khushe main party krty hain Beta:aj

Boy main 2 cheezain mangta hoon 1

boy: main 2 cheezain mangta hoon 1 deni hogi girl: maang lo boy: kiss ya kuss girl:tum dono k mazy loot sakte ho boy:wo

Aey waqt tou tham ja mujhe

Aey Waqt Tou Tham Ja, Mujhe Yaad Kisi Ko Kerne De, Mujhe Pyar Hua Ek Sung Dil Se, Jo Koi Baat Mujhe Na Kerne

Raat bhar vo i nhi hm

Raat Bhar vo i Nhi. Hm Hila Hila Kr So Gaye; Jo i Nhi vo Light Thi, Or Jo Hila Rahe Thay vo PANKHA

Ay maa yeh kaamyabiyan izzat yeh naam

(AY MAA) Yeh kaamyabiyan izzat yeh naam tum se hai Khuda ne jo bhi diya hai maqam tum se hai Tumhare dam se hain

Naughty daughter dulhan ne shadi k din

Naughty Daughter: dulhan ne shadi k din obtan nahi lagaya to us ki dadi ne kaha beta obtan laga lo werna noor nahi chare

Tumharekhuwabsajany me lutf aata hay k

Tumhare“KHUWAB”sajany me lutf aata hay, K apne aap“JALANY’ me lutf aata hay, Khuda se apne liye “MAANGTi” hon jab tujh ko, Mujhy ye“HATH”othany me

16 yrs 25

16 yrs /(.)=(.) 25 yrs /( . )=( . ) 36yrs /( . )=( . ) kya samjy? Zyada SMS prhogy to itna bara

Pathan yaar tumhain airhostess ne thapar q

Pathan: Yaar Tumhain Airhostess ne Thapar Q Mara? Sardar: Yaar maine Pocha Pishab Karne ki Jaga Kahan hai? Wo boli Peechay. Maine kaha Pehly

Bv ko kush rakhne k liye kuch

Bv ko kush rakhne k liye kuch sonehri asool: 1. Apni wife ki har roz leni chahiye? ‘KHABAR’ 2. Kam az kam 3 se

Maine kaha dil ruba usne kaha paise dikha

Maine Kaha Dil-Ruba- Usne kaha Paise Dikha. Maine Kaha-Paise Nahi Usne kaha Kaise Nahi Maine Kaha Mehangayi Hai.. Usne Kaha-Ja Tu mera Bhai Hai…

Santa ek din rat ko 10 15 gulaab

Santa Ek Din Rat Ko 10-15 Gulaab Ke Phool Leke Ghar Aya Jaisi Hi Biwi Ne Ye Dekha To Biwi Khushi Ke Maare Sare

Very heart touching story kutte ka

VERY HEART TOUCHING STORY.. Kutte ka bacha apni maa se: Maa, pitaji dikhne me kaise the? Maa: pata nhi beta.. pichhe se aaye the

ustadpappu agar tumhary pass 4 toffee

*. .Ustad:~Pappu agar tumhary pass 4 toffee hain aur tum woh Aamir, Akram, Aslam, Saleem ko day do to tumhary pass kya bachay ga?

Ye wafa bhi kiakhatahay mujhe sochna

‘Ye Wafa bhi kia“khata”hay? Mujhe sochna pare ga Usay Mujhse Kiun“GiLA”hay? Mujhe sochna pare ga Dil-e- Muztarib hua hay Teri “Yaad” se guraizaan Ye“MUQAM”kon

Zara hum kadam banke mere sath chalna

Zara hum kadam banke mere sath chalna kabhi Bahut najuk seene mai DIL hai mera, Tum andaj mohabbat banke dha’rkna kabhi

Sahab naukrani se tum begam zyada

Sahab Naukrani Se : Tum Begam Se Zyada Maza Deti Ho. Naukrani : Dekhiye na Sahab! Fir bhi Sare Naukar yahi kahte He K

Sex k baad girl frend pehla jumla

Sex k baad Girl Frend pehla Jumla kya bolti hai? ‘I Love U’ No. ‘Enjoyed it’ Wrong. ‘How Romantic’ Wrong. she says . .

Nokrani asked malikan to increase her pay

Nokrani asked Malikan to increase her Pay for 3 Reasons: Nokrani: Pehli wajha, main Khana acha banati hoon. Malikan: Kon kehta hai? Nokrani: Sahib.

Love bears all things believes hopes

Love bears all things, Love believes all things, Love hopes all things, and most precious of all, Love endures all things. Come we love

Boyme 20 years ka hon tm ketny

BOY:Me 20 years ka hon tm ketny ki ho? GIRL:Me B 20 ki hon BOY:To phir chalen GIRL:kaha BOY:bed room GIRL:Q BOY:ho jay twenty

Pathan hum reema se shadi krega

Pathan: ‘Hum Reema se shadi krega.’ Admi: ‘Reema usi se shadi kegi jus ka 8inch ka hoga.’ Pathtan: ‘Koi bat nai kochaa hum 2inch

Us ne kaha tmhain mjhse ktna pyar

Us ne kaha tmhain mjhse ktna pyar hy Maine kaha sitaro ka koi shumar hy Usne kaha kon tmhe subse ziada azeez hy Maine

Girlfriend aaj phir asmaan par kali ghata

GirlFriend: Aaj Phir Asmaan Par Kali Ghata Chai Hai. oR Apne Sath Barsaat B Layi Hy, BoyFriend: Haramzadi Saaf Saaf Bol K Tu Aaj

If it werent for electricity wed all

‘If it weren’t for electricity we’d all be watching television by candlelight.’

The comic is the perception of opposite

The comic is the perception of the opposite; humor is the feeling of it.

Arz haa yra teri yari pe

Arz haa Yra teri yari pe mje shak nhi Yra teri yari pe muje shak nhi Sb ne teri gand mari Kya mera koi

Dil to chata hai k har bar

Dil To chata Hai k Har Bar Tujhe Anmol khazana Bhejon. Aey Dost, Lakin Meri Jholi k Neeche, ‘Loray’ K Siwa kuch Bhi Nahi.

Pathan ne larki se jhgra kartey us

PATHAN ne larki se jhgra kartey kartey us ke neechay ungli kar di. Larki boli- Teri ye himmat? PATHAN bola Tumne hi to kaha,

A difference of taste in jokes is

A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.

Pucho na us kagaj se jis pe

Pucho na us kagaj se, jis pe hum dil ke bayan likhte hai, Tanhayino me beeti baate tamam likhte hai, Wo Kalam bhi dewani

Boy hum hain jogi kitne me dogi

BOY: Hum hain Jogi Kitne me dogi. GIRL: Hil Hil k dungi 100.RS lungi, BOY: 50.RS dunga Hil Mai Khud hi lunga. GIRL: 50

Pathan gadhe k sath sex kr raha

PATHAN Gadhe k sath sex kr raha tha k B.V ne dekh liya Or boli sharm nahi aati ye karte hue? PATHAN: Sharm kis

Dard main tanhai sath ly chalo

Dard main tanhai sath ly chalo.. Dukh main parchai sath ly chalo.. Us ki gand mardo GHALIB.. Jo kehta hai k world cup k

Gadha sherni say darling i love u

Gadha, Sherni say: Darling, I Love u. Sherni: Tu ne apni shakal dekhi hy? Gadha: Shakal di pehn nu yeh, Thalay vekh thallay sherni

Log kehtey hain ke ishq itna mat

Log kehtey hain ke ishq itna mat karo, Ke husn sar pey sawaar ho jaaye, Hum kehtey hain ke ishq itna karo, Key patthar

Boy to shopkeeper ek black color ka

Boy to Shopkeeper: Ek Black Color ka Condom dena.. Shopkeeper: Black hi Kyun? Boy: Wo girl friend ka husband mar gaya hai, Afsos karnay

Asaa door daraz wasde haa sakoo raat

Asaa Door Daraz wasde haa Sakoo Raat tikaa Subah tur waisoo Mata Samjhee hik Hafta Reh posin Hik Raat Nibhaa Subaah Tur waisoo Tai

Zindgi un bin ulfat se lgty ha

zindgi un bin ulfat se lgty ha Aik pal ke judai mudt se lgty ha Pehle nhi ab sochte hain Hr lmha Mje mere

Usay itna bata dena main us

USAY ITNA BATA DENA…!! Main Us se Door ho kr B,, BOhut Majboor ho kr B,, Dukhon se Choor ho kr B,, Usi ko

naukar saab aapke kisi khaas

*. . .NaukaR: Saab aapke kisi khaaS doSt ka fone aya tha Saab: Tuje keSe pata k woh meRa khaaS doSt hy? NaukaR: woh

To bol yana tere na bolne

to bol yana bol tere na bolne ka gham nahi tera 1 dedar tere bolne se kam nahi

Girl to hakeem hakeem sahb me

Girl to Hakeem: ‘Hakeem sahb me apne boy frend k sath sex ker rahi thi to usny mujhe gali di.’ Hakeem: kyun? Girl: Pehley

Tarasti nazron ne her pal tera sath

Tarasti nazron ne her pal tera sath manga jaisa asman ne her raat chand manga khud bhi roth geya woh hum se jab her

2 titliyan apas me gehri dost thin

2 titliyan apas me gehri ‘Dost’ thin 1 din dono ne game khelny ka faisla kiya. or 1 phool fix kiya k jo kal

Larki tum ne to msg kar ke

Larki: Tum Ne To Msg Kar Kar Ke Meri Lassi Bna Daali, Larka: Oh Sorry Yar Mujhe Nahi Pata Tha Ke Tum Mobile Braizear

Bv ne haji saab ko nokrani k

Bv ne Haji Saab ko Nokrani k sath pkar lia Nokrani; Bb G Maf kr do 200 ka Lalach mila tha Wife; Mai Tuje

Kafan se mat dhako mere is chehre

‘Kafan se mat dhako mere is chehre ko, mujhe aadat hai muskuraane ki … Mat Dafnaao muzhe Kabarr me, Mujhe ab bhi umeed hai

Pathan wife se sex kar raha tha

Pathan Wife Se Sex Kar Raha Tha Achanak Dono Hath Uper Kar K Ek Ishara Kya. Wife: Ye Kia Tha? Pathan: Chalo Begum Ab

Yaad aata hai humen londe bazi ka

Yaad aata hai humen Londe Bazi ka woh zamana Kabhi tumhari taange uthana to kabhi ghori banana Wo thook ki lazat wo tail ki

Boy frnd msgs his grl agr so

Boy Frnd msgs his grl Frnd Agr so rhi ho to mjhe apne sapne bhjo, jag rhi ho to yaden bhjo, ro rhi ho

Its not your mistake if u

Its not your mistake if u can’t read d eyes which cheats u. But Its realy ur mistake if u can’t read d eyes

The one thing we can never get

The one thing we can never get enough of is love. And the one thing we never give enough is love.

Meri myat ko jub uthany ki baat

Meri myat ko jub uthany ki baat hogi, Har ankho mai anso ki barsat hogi, Mery kfn pe tum hns k ek phool rakh

Suno acha nahi lagta suno acha

SUNO ACHA NAHI LAGTA Suno Acha Nahin Lagta, K Koi Dosra Dekhay, Tumhari Sharbati Aankhen, Lab-o-Rukhsaar Aur Palkein, Siyah Lambi Ghanee Zulfein Sarahay Dosra

Gand ka sorakh chota karny k 3

GAND KA SORAKH CHOTA KARNY K 3 TIPS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Memon larki ammi maine ghalti se sabz

Memon Larki: Ammi maine ghalti se sabz sitara ki goli kha li, ab kya karun? Ammi: Arri besharam ab jaldi se chudwa le warna

Koi kehta hai pyar nasha ban jata

Koi kehta hai Pyar nasha ban jata hai,Koi kehta hai Pyar saza ban jata hai,Par pyar karey koi sache dil se,To wo pyar jeeney

U menothing umeeverything i love u

U-ME=NOTHING U+ME=EVERYTHING I LOVE U

Arz kia hy kanch ki shishi pathar

Arz kia hy Kanch ki shishi pathar pe tor dun wah wah, kanch ki shishi pathar pe tor dun. Beth mere LUN pe tuje

I love two things a rose and

I love two things, a rose and you. A rose for a short while, but you the rest of my life ?

If you love someone put their name

If you love someone, put their name in a circle, instead of a heart, because hearts can break, but circles go on forever

Jigar ki grmi masany garmi aur ehtilam

Jigar Ki Grmi Masany Ki Garmi Aur Ehtilam Ka Wahid Elaj, Qarshi Ki Thanda Krny WaliArshi ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, (((~_~))) ))) ((( /( . ) (

Husbnd or wife talaaq k bad

Husbnd or wife Talaaq k bad.. Husband: Bacha mera hy, Wife: Wah g wah, Sari sari raat phudi meri enj wajdi rahi, jiwein dhol

Ladka ladki movie dekhne gaye andhera

Ladka Ladki Movie Dekhne Gaye. Andhera Hote Hi Ladka Ladki Se Chhedkhani Shuru Kar Deta Hai. Thodi Der Bad Ladki Ladke Se Kehati Hai:

Tum kabi na meri azmaish kar sako

Tum Kabi Na Meri Azmaish Kar Sako Gay Jan Se Ziada Kia Frmaish Kar Sako Gay Pyar Krty Hain Itna Jitna Samandar Me Pani

Jab bhi lab khulte hen to dua

Jab bhi lab khulte hen to dua mangte hen, Hum tere dil men thori si panah mangte hen, Bhula na dena kabhi dil se

Sweet is your nature dear name as

Sweet is your ‘Nature’ Dear is your ‘Name’ As Earth wants Water, flower wants Dew. I want nothing… But Happiness for You.

husband darling tumhara dil nai

*. . .Husband: darling tumhara dil nai chahta k kash tum mard hoti?! Wife: Q aj tmhara chudwane ko dil kr rha hai.?:-) 😀

Aik mureedni peer sb se sex krwane

Aik mureedni Peer Sb se sex krwane k baad bari afsurda naadim or pareshan thi. Apni saheli se ro ro kr bata rahi thi