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Sexy SMS Messages

Nafrat ki dhoop may barsat sy pehly

Nafrat Ki Dhoop May Barsat Sy Pehly Halaat Na Thay Aisy Teri Mulakat Sy Pehly Ye Barish Ye Hawa Ye Dhanak Ye Mosam Kis

Drmareez se tum boht kamzor ho

Dr.:Mareez se ? Tum boht kamzor ho Doodh daba k piyo. (after 1 month) DR: Tum abhi tak kamzor ho ? :Mareez, Dr, Sahab

Hamara har lamha chura liya aapne aankhon

Hamara har lamha chura liya aapne, aankhon ko ik chand dikha diya aapne. Hamein zindagi to di kisi aur ne, par pyaar itna dekar

Hamre ustad ji ne farmya k betag

Hamre ustad ji ne farmya k. Beta.G Hamesha . . Machi aur Bachi khud pakar ke khao to mza he. Lun aur Qanoon kabhi

Koi suraj jagy meri dherti py

Koi Suraj Jagy Meri Dherti Py Kuch Aisa Ho Ye Rat Dhaly Koi Hath Main Thamy Hath Mera Koi Le Ker Mujh Ko Sath

Pyar karo par dokha mat dena

Pyar karo par dokha mat dena… kisi ko ansuoon ka tohfa mat dena… dil se kose koi tumhe zindagi bhar.. aisa kisi ko mauka

Newtons wife to newton how m

Newton’s wife to Newton: ‘ How m i looking ? ‘ Newton: ‘tan c/sin c’ Wife: what ? Newton: ‘tan c / sin c

Yaad teri yad bohat ab aane lagi

‘YAAD’ TERI YAD BOHAT AB AANE LAGI HA EK JAAN HY AB WO BHI JANE LAGI HY TANHA TANHA ABRHNE LAGA HON TANHAI BOHAT

Gand ka sorakh chota karny k 3

GAND KA SORAKH CHOTA KARNY K 3 TIPS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Mene namaaz parh ke khuda se dua

MENE NAMAAZ PARH KE KHUDA SE DUA MANGI DUA MEN APNE LEAY KHUDA SE MOUT MANGI KHUDA NE KAHA MOUT TOO MEN TUJHE DE

Apni yaadon me hum tumhe basana chahte

Apni yaadon me hum tumhe basana chahte hain, Apne pas tumhe hum bulana chahte hain, thak gaye hum tumhe yaad karte karte, Ab hum

Mohabbat phir mohabbat haikabhi dil se nai

Mohabbat phir mohabbat hai, Kabhi dil se nai jati, Hazaron rang hain iss k, Ajab hi dhang hain iss k, Kabhi sehra, Kabhi darya,

1aadmi apne bete k liye esa robot

1aadmi apne bete k liye esa ROBOT laya jo jhoot bolne pr THAPPAR marta tha. Beta: Papa aj me school nai jaunga mere payt

All the love that history knows

All The Love That History Knows, Is Said To Be In Every Rose. Yet All That Could Be Found In Two, Is Less Than

Electronic joke 1 kunwari larki ko baccha

Electronic Joke. 1 Kunwari Larki ko Baccha ho Gaya. Boyfriend: Kaise Hua.? Larki Pyar se boli: Jis Raat Tumhe Ehtlam Hua, Mera BLUETOOTH on

Main apni dosti ko sheher ruswa nhi

main apni dosti ko sheher main ruswa nhi krta,,,, Muhabbat main bi krta hu mgr charcha nhi krta,,,, jo muj se milnay ajaye,, us

Aagy sher pechy cheeta wah agy

AaGy sHer peChy Cheeta wah wah AGy sher peCHy Cheeta Maa Ki ChoOt Us Ki Jo Bhi Ye WOrld Cup Jeeta.

An ant might be small but it

An ‘ANT’ might be small, but it can bite on your hip… Can you bite on ANT’s hip? MORAL: ‘BANDA Jitna chota utna hi

Jabishqmain arman jal ajate hain najany ku

jab”ISHQ”main arman jal ajate hain,,,,, najany ku log badal jate hain,,,, kerna humse MUHABBATzara soch samaj kr,,, hum wafaon main had say guzar jate

Girl50 rupees dena boyright jaib se le

Girl:50 Rupees dena. Boy:Right jaib se le lo. ‘Jeib phati hoi thi LUN haath main Aa giya, Girl:es main to nahi hain. Boy:Left jaib

Humor has been a fashioning instrument in

Humor has been a fashioning instrument in America, cleaving its way through the national life, holding tenaciously to the spread elements of that life.

Sardar k 8 bachon mein 1 alag

Sardar k 8 bachon mein 1 alag hi lagta tha. Sardar mernay lga to bivi sy bola. ‘Hun ty das de, O kida a?’

Aey waqt tou tham ja mujhe

Aey Waqt Tou Tham Ja, Mujhe Yaad Kisi Ko Kerne De, Mujhe Pyar Hua Ek Sung Dil Se, Jo Koi Baat Mujhe Na Kerne

Is he just doing a bad elvis

‘Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?’

Pathan ne larki se jhgra kartey us

PATHAN ne larki se jhgra kartey kartey us ke neechay ungli kar di. Larki boli- Teri ye himmat? PATHAN bola Tumne hi to kaha,

nadan hy kitni wo kuch

*. . .Nadan hy kitni wo kuch samjhti hi nhi., Faraz. .* Seene se laga k puchti he, k Pappu Q khara hogya he.

Gor talb money k qatrey tatton

(GOR TALB) Money K Qatrey TaTToN K Andar Bethy Aapis Mein Batein Kar Rahay Thay 1-Main BaHiR Ja K Piolt BaNo Ga 2-Main Engineer

Pappu ne aaj tak apni gaand back

Pappu Ne Aaj Tak Apni Gaand (Back) Nahi Dekhi Thhi. Kisi Shararat Ki Vajah Se School Mein Teacher Ne Uski Back Pe Kafi Sare

Mukhlis har kisi k sath rehta hun

MUKHLIS HAR KISI K SATH REHTA HUN SHAYED ISI LIYE KHALI HATH REHTA HUN MERA EHSA-E-MUHABT ITNA WASEE HAI FARAZ TERE BAGAIR B DEKH

Aik mureedni peer sb se sex krwane

Aik mureedni Peer Sb se sex krwane k baad bari afsurda naadim or pareshan thi. Apni saheli se ro ro kr bata rahi thi

1 naya shadi shuda jorra rozana sex

1 naya shadi shuda jorra rozana sex krta, 6 mah bad dono kmzor hogye. Akhir 1 doctor k pas gye. Doctor: ap sex sirf

Husband darling tumhara dil nai chahta k

Husband: darling tumhara dil nai chahta k kash tum mard hoti?! Wife: Q aj tmhara chudwane ko dil kr rha hai.?

Kya mangon khuda say tumko panay k

Kya Mangon Khuda Say Tumko panay K Bad KiS Ka Karon Intzar Teray Anay K Bad Kyoun Dost k Liey Jan Luta Detay Han

Insaanon k kandhe par insaan jaa rahe

Insaanon k kandhe par insaan jaa rahe hain kafan mein liptey armaan jaa rahe hain mohabbat na mili jinhe is duniya mein wo mohabbat

Boy i like the soft thing behind

Boy: I like the soft thing behind your braiz. Girl: what? Boy: your heart. Girl: I love the big thing between your two legs.

Piyaar ek sona han piyaaar heera khuda

Piyaar ek sona han Piyaaar ek heera han Piyaar ek Khuda han Piyaar ek Duya han. BUT NOW. Piyaar ek Matlub han Piyaar ek

It is ordinary to love the marvellous

It is ordinary to love the marvellous. But it is marvellous to love the ordinary. Bcoz everyone can love a rose but it takes

Child papa anti ka pait q phula

CHILD: papa Anti ka pait Q phula hai papa: tuje sab pata hai CHILD: nhi pata promise papa: In k pait me pani bhara

Tab tak pyaar se mat karo

Tab tak pyaar se pyaar mat karo, Jab tak pyaar aapse pyaar na kare. Agar pyaar apse pyaar kare to, Pyaar ko itna pyaar

Son papa mummi k 2 or cow

Son: papa Mummi k 2 or Cow k 4 q hen? Dad: Baghairt,kahan se seekh kr aya he ye? Son: papa me to Paon

Ager suhag raat me chudai k baad

Ager Suhag raat me chudai k baad dulhan ko 1chamcha money chata de jaye to subh ko dulhan k oper bohat roop ata hai.

F i had no sense of humor

f I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.

Diye jalany ki rasmen bohat purani hain

Diye jalany ki rasmen bohat purani hain. ‘Faraz’. . . Humari mehfil may to L0g 1 dusry ki choowen saaar dete hain….!:D

Apno ne zeher ka jaam de diya

‘Apno ne zeher ka ‘JAAM’ de diya,, ‘Ghairon ne bewafa ka ‘NAAM’ de diya,, Jo kehte thay humey ‘BHOOL’ na jana,, Aaj ois ne

1 sexy lrki college mei teaching k

1 Sexy lrki college mei teaching k liye gai Principle ne pocha tm kia prha skti ho? Biolo,gy Zo0lo,gy Geolo,gy Lrki: No Sir Sirf

Tumhari surat mujhe har jaga dikhayi de

TUMHARI SURAT MUJHE HAR JAGA DIKHAYI DE JIDHER B JAON MUJHE TU HI TU DIKHAYI DE TERI YAADON MEIN DUBI HUN IS QADAR K

Love is for life life isnt love

Love is for Life, Life isn’t for Love. Love may fail in Life, Life should never fail in Love. So don’t spoil Life in

Khamosh rahoon mien tera saath chahiyey tanha

khamosh rahoon mien tera saath chahiyey tanha hai mera haath, tera haath chahiyey mujhko mere muqadar per itna yakeen to hai tujhko bhi mere

Boy and girl sex kar rahay thay1

Boy and Girl sex kar rahay thay.1 babay ne unhen pakar liya. Baba- Tohadi shakait laggay gi. Girl:baba g ,aap bhi kar lain magar

Khushbu to kuch hi pal ki mehmaan

khushbu to kuch hi pal ki mehmaan hai.. thoda sukoon diya aur udne ki firak me rahti hai…. pyaar ko ham apne wo hawa

Lab khamosh hain aankhon se baat hoti

Lab khamosh hain aankhon se baat hoti hai Aise hi mohabbat ki shuruwat hoti hai ,,,… Tere hi khayalon me khoye rehte hai hum

Meri tum se guzarish ha wafaon ka

Meri tum Se Guzarish Ha Wafaon ka Bharm Rakna, Chlay Ana Meri Khatir Sadaon ka Bharm Rkhna, Charagh-E-Jaan Nahi Bujhta Hawa Mayous Hoti Ha,

Acknowledge that you failed draw your lessons

Acknowledge that you failed, draw your lessons from it, and use it to your advantage to make sure it never happens again.

People say walking on wateris a miracle

people say walking on wateris a miracle, but to me walking peacefully on earth is the real miracle………..!

Lofer or offer mein kya farq hai

‘LOFER’ or ‘OFFER’ mein kya farq hai? Agr koi larka kisi larki ko propose kare t0u ‘LOFER’ Agr koi larki larkay ko propose kare

Sardar 1 ghar k nichay khara

Sardar 1 ghar k nichay khara ‘su-su’ kar raha tha, Upar say 1 Lady boli… dikhta nahi hai, diwaar hai? Sardar: bola thora side

Chand k sath kai dard purane nikle

chand k sath kai dard purane nikle kitne gam the jo tere gam ke bahane nikle fasl-e gul ai phir ik bar asiran-e-vafa apne

Khush raho is liye nahi k app

‘Khush raho’ Is liye nahi k App khush rehna chahty hay Balke Is liye k kuch log App ko khush daikna chahty hain.

Did u know meaning of women want

Did u know meaning of WOMEN? ‘W’ant ‘O’ne ‘M’an for ‘E’very ‘N’ight .

Serious comedy girl main tumhain apna

Serious Comedy: Girl: Main tumhain apna dil nahi day sakti ! Boy: Main itnay uper ka soch bhi nahi raha 😉

Wife aaj 3 dako aaye or meri

Wife: Aaj 3 Dako Aaye Or Meri izzat loot li? Husbnd: Tum Ne Un Ko Roka Nahi? Wife: Maine Bohat Roka Lekin Wo Kehny

80 yr old man dr meri 20

80 yr old man: Dr meri 20 sal ki wife pregnant hogai mjhe yaqin nhi arha Dr: Ok 1 qisa suno 1 shikari shikar

Kabi khud hi mere pass aa meri

KABI KHUD HI MERE PASS AA MERI BATT SON MERA SATH DE JO KHALISH HAI DIL SE NIKAL KE MUJE OLJANO SE NIJAT DE

Frnd teri biwi minu wekh k hasdi

Frnd: Teri biwi minu wekh wekh k hasdi a Minu 2 numbr lagdi a. Sardar: Nai yar O shadi di rat ony minu puchia

Admilady seapke kitne bache hain lady10 manyani

Admi,LADY Se:Apke Kitne BACHE Hain? LADY:’10’ MAN:Yani Apki ZAMEEN achi Zarkhez Hy. LADY:BEHNCHOD Meri ZAMIN Zarkhez Nhi Mra KISAN MEHNTI Hy.

Shaam dhali phir raat ayee dil dharka

SHAAM DHALI PHIR RAAT AYEE DIL DHARKA PHIR AP KI YAAD AYEE AANKHOON NE MEHSOOS KIA US HAWA KO JO AP KO CHOO KAR

Tere liye 1 buri khabar he yar

Tere liye 1 buri khabar he yar? me tujhe kese bataun k, k k mene londy baazi chor di he ab tu apne liye

Kyun itna kareeb chala ata hai koi

kyun itna kareeb chala ata hai koi. kyun mohbat ka ehsas dila jata hai koi. jab aadat si hojati hai dil ko us ki.

Hum mohbbat main zabardasti ke qail nahi

Hum mohbbat main zabardasti ke qail nahi Mohsin..!! jis ne karni hay kary nai ty phudi penn di wich waray..

Dard main tanhai sath ly chalo

Dard main tanhai sath ly chalo.. Dukh main parchai sath ly chalo.. Us ki gand mardo GHALIB.. Jo kehta hai k world cup k

Sir miss k mammay daba rahy thy

Sir miss k mammay daba rahy thy k ek bachy ne dekh lia. Sir: Beta apki miss k seenay me dard hai is liye

U know what is ishqi tell uits

U know what is ISHQ?I Tell U.its PEPSI.P=pyaar E=Ehsaas P=Pagalpan S=Sabar I= Imtihaan.ab ISHQ Sirf Rs.10/- main.Enjoy ISHQ.O ye!Babli.

Maalik khabis admi tm bathroom main ghuss

Maalik: Khabis admi Tm bathroom main ghuss aae ? jab k main naha raha hun. Noker: Ghalti ho gai maaf ker den. Mein samjha

Aajkal ki larkian ye soch kr apne

:AajKal Ki Larkian Ye Soch Kr Apne Boy Frend K Sath So Jati Hen.! Daag To Chala Jay Ga Ye Waqat Phir Nahi Ay

Main 3 tak ginon ga agr tu

Main 3 Tak Ginon Ga Agr Tu Nai Bhaga To Gand Me Goli Maar Dunga 1 2 3 Nahi Bhaga Na Pata Tha Tjhe

Whats love shakespeare says dont ask da

What’s Love? Shakespeare says: “Don’t ask da person who loves someone, But Ask da person who have lost someone.” They only can feel da

Teacher 1 haath mein kitni unglian

Teacher : 1 Haath mein kitni unglian hoti hain? BOYs: 6 GIRLs: 4 Teacher: Tum logo ko kitni bar kaha hai k neekar mein

Yakeen karo woh maut bhi badi suhaani

YAKEEN KARO WOH MAUT BHI BADI SUHAANI HOGI, JISME HAMARI DOSTI VIRAANI HOGI, CHALO VAADA RAHA TUMSE PEHLE HUM JAYENGE, KYONKI TUMRAAHE SWAGAT KI

1 ustad lecture k doran behoda guftugu

1 ustad lecture k doran behoda guftugu kar jata tha. Larkion nay faisla kia k ayenda esa hoa tou wo ahtejajun class chor kar

A jest often decides matters of importance

A jest often decides matters of importance more effectual and happily than seriousness.

Jab kisi ke sapne armaan ban jaayejab

Jab kisi ke sapne kisi ke armaan ban jaaye,Jab kisi ki hansi kisi ki muskaan ban jaaye…. Bemisaal pyar kehte hain use,Jab kisi ki

Kiya hai tumne hum se ek waada

Kiya hai tumne hum se ek waada yaad rakhna, Bhool na jaana kahin apna irada yaad rakhna. Ab na hamain rulana tum, ab na

Sindhi koi aisi cheez bata jo 1

Sindhi: Koi aisi cheez bata jo 1 jesi b ho aur un mai farq b ho Pathan: Koiley ki kan or Altaf Bhai ki

L o v e lake

L O V E L = Lake of Sorrows O = Ocean of Tears V = Valley of Death E = End of life….

Us dil se piyaar karo jo tumhe

Us Dil Se Piyaar Karo Jo Tumhe Dard De,, Par Us Dil Ko Kabhi Dard Na Do Jo Tumhe Pyar Kare,, Kyun Ke Tum

Boss ne apni seceratary ko bulaya aur

Boss Ne Apni Seceratary Ko Bulaya Aur Bola Boss: “Meri London Ki Ticket Book Kara Do, Aur Is Baar Mera Naam D.K. Bhos Likhwana,

Yaar teri 1 tasvir chaye yar

Yaar teri 1 tasvir chaye. Yar inkar na krna. Mene 1 kitab likhi hi, Us k title par lagani hai kitab ka nam hai

Is msg ko 12 din tak na

Is Msg Ko 12 din Tak Na Kholiye ga, . . . . . . ) ) ( |::::::::::::::o / Lun Vekh Lo Sabar

Shadi ki pehli raat shohar apni bivi

Shadi ki pehli raat Shohar Apni BIVI ko Rs.500 de kr bola Hmne ye kaam kabi Free me kiya hi nai. BIVI 200 wapis

Sexy lady in sexy voice batao mere

Sexy lady in sexy voice: “Batao mere underwear main kiya hy?” pathan: confidence se: Lastic he hoga, naarry wala underwear kon pehenta hy baji

1 larki ka mangatar mar gya wo

1 larki ka mangatar mar gya wo rote hue boli: Haye… abi to kuch dekha b nai tha…!! kareb khara hua pathan bola: Abhi

Qurbat ki teri piyaas hay wesay tu

Qurbat ki teri piyaas hay wesay tu theek hoon ik dard dil k paass hai wesay tu theek hoon, Daikha jo chaand ko tu

Coke wd ink walk stick its strange

Coke wd ink walk wd stick -its strange- Run on 1 leg Fly wd birds -its difficult- Sing lk hen Laugh lk frog -Its

I will wait till the

I Will Wait … Till The Day ‘I’ Can Forget ‘You’ … Or The Day You Realize ‘You’ Cannot Forget ‘Me’ …

Gaye lamho ka gham karna hamay hargize

GAYE LAMHO KA GHAM KARNA HAMAY HARGIZE NAHI ATA, PALAT KAR AANKH NAM KARNA HAMAY HARGIZE NAHI ATA, MOHABBAT HOO TO BEHAD HO JO

Mujhe pata chala k mera dost bohat

Mujhe Pata Chala k Mera DOST Bohat Udaas Hai To Is Liye 2 Larkiyan Bhej Raha Hoon. (-_-) SHEELA / / (. (. /

lipton pesh karta hy raat

*. . .Lipton pesh karta hy Raat Ki Gehrai Mein Thandi Garam Razai Mein Na Koi BOY Na Koi GIRL Apni Muthi Apna Lun

The comic is the perception of opposite

The comic is the perception of the opposite; humor is the feeling of it.

Boy papa aj me ne pehli bar

Boy: papa aj me ne pehli bar sex kia Papa: oh hmara beta jwan ho gia hy is khushe main party krty hain Beta:aj

Pehlay kabhi ye yadain tanhai na thi

pehlay kabhi ye yadain ye tanhai na thi; kabhi dil ma madhoshi chai na thi; jane kya asar kar gayi ap ki batain; warna

Wo uktaya sa rahta hai hamari wafaon

wo uktaya sa rahta hai hamari wafaon se,,, ,,,,,, MEER usay kahna hamain dikhawy ki muhabbat achi nahi lagti

Aik pathan 40 din ka chilla kaat

Aik PATHAN 40 Din Ka Chilla Kaat Raha Tha, 39 Ven Raat Shaitan Aa kar Us kay Samney Nanga So Gaya, PATHAN Jaldi Sey

Pilot 2 ctrl tower dis is ix

pilot 2 ctrl tower: ‘dis is IX 3j27. i’m 300 miles 4m land, 600 feet over water with no fuel. awaiting instructions’ control tower:

Why do we fall in loveexperience ki

*Why do we fall in love? Experience ki kami.. *Why do we break up in love? Patience ki kami.. *Then why do we want

Tez barish me kabhi sard hawaon raha

Tez barish me kabhi sard hawaon me raha Ek tera zikr he meri sadaon me raha kitne logon se mere gehre marasim thy magar

Ek tharki ashiq ne baba saxidas comment

Ek Tharki Ashiq Ne Baba Saxidas Comment Kiya Aashiq: “Baba Aapki Aarti Utarne Mein Aur Hamara Panty Utarne Mein Kya Similarity Hai?” Baba Ji:

To the world you might be one

To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world.

A man was doig some push up

a man was doig some push up exercises on d beach,a sardar sees him, starts laughing and says,’ANNI DAYA ,ZANAANI THALLLONN NASS GAI AA’

Tujhe lita k lon ya bitha lon

Tujhe Lita k Lon Ya Bitha k Lon? Kron Andhera Ya Bulb Jala k Lon? Ya Tujhe kron khara Phr Teri Jhuka k Lon?

Chota samaj kr nikal dia mujhe mehfil

Chota samaj kr nikal dia mujhe mehfil se Faraz Chota samaj kr nikal dia mujhe mehfil se Faraz Baad main salo ne B.P laga

Yaadain teray khluuse ki dustti hain aaj

Yaadain teray khluuse ki dustti hain aaj bhi Milnay ki aarzooain trastii hain aaj bhi Ankhain hazaar zabt ki koshish kay bawajood Ruk ruk

Women dr se mere pati mujh se

Women. Dr. Se? Mere pati mujh se sex nhe krte. Dr= ye 1 goli roz khilana. Orat ne 1 goli khilai to raat ko

Ek aadimi peshaab ker raha tha

ek aadimi peshaab ker raha tha, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Take time or even yrs 2 tell

Take Time Or Even Yrs 2 Tell Sum 1 U Hate Them & Don’t Even Waste a Second 2 Tell Sum 1 That U

Love dil k liye dil jazbat

Love: dil k liye dil: jazbat k liye jazbat: insan k liye insan: 1 khoobsorat dunya k liye wo khonbsart dunya sirf ap k

Always start your day with a lot

Always start your day with a lot of… S E X S – SMILE E – ENERGY X – XCITEMENT so make S E

Husbnd begum humare sex waley clips internet

Husbänd-// ‘Begum humare Sex waley Clips Internet per kisne bhaijey’? . . Wife: Main ne pehle hi kaha tha k Munney ko Camrey wala

Acha friend bilkul larki k brazier ki

Acha Friend bilkul Larki k Brazier ki tara hota hai, 1=Comfortable 2=Supportive 3=Tight 4=Girnay na day & 5=Humesha Dil k pas rahy

Aik pathan aur us ki bv bus

Aik pathan aur us ki bv bus me sath ja rhe thy us ne kiraya dete hue apni bv ko awaz di ?gulbakht? Tum

Husband kya cooking show dekhti rehti ho

Husband: Kya cooking show dekhti rehti ho, phir bhi tumhe khana banana to aata he nahi.? Wife: Tum bhi to Blue film dekhte rehte

Fwd aaj ka quiz wo kon

Fwd: Aaj ka Quiz: Wo kon sa player hai Jo din ko India k liye khelta hai aur raat ko Pakistan k liye??? .

Its not your mistake if u

Its not your mistake if u can’t read d eyes which cheats u. But Its realy ur mistake if u can’t read d eyes

3 feelings what is the diference bw

3 FEELINGS what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, tension is when girlfriend is pregnant & panic

Ek larki ka rape ho gia uski

Ek larki ka rape ho gia Uski maa us se boli: Beti ab tera kya ho ga Haramzado ne tere Izzat lot li. Larki:

Hum wo nahi jo matlab se yaad

Hum wo nahi jo matlab se yaad karte hai, Hum wo hai jo dil se pyar krte hai. Apka paigam aye na aye, Pr

There is only one sort of love

There is only one sort of love, But there are a thousand copies

Santa office se ghar aya to dekha

Santa Office Se Ghar Aya To Dekha Ki Uski Biwi Ek Bikhari Ke Saath Sex Kar Rahi Hai Santa Gusse Mein Aake Bola: “Badchalan

Sex k baad responses bazari aourat

Sex k baad Responses: bazari aourat : Paisa Nikal Girl friend: janu Maza a gaya, Hamsai: Phir kab aaogey . . B.v: hun 6-7

Ye jhoot hy k mohbt barbad karti

Ye Jhoot hy k Mohbt Barbad karti hy Dost, Log Khud hi Mohbt ki Gaand me Gussty hein Cho0t k Chakkar me….(^,^)

Manga hy rab se tujhe iltija kr

Manga hy rab se tujhe iltija kr k, ab door na jana kbi mjhe tanha kr k, tujhse wabasta hy zndgi apni, chahenge tujhe

Raat ko sirf 3 tarah ki makhlook

Raat ko sirf 3 tarah ki makhlook jagti hen Bhoot: Insano ko daranay k liye.. Machar: Insano ko satanay k liye.. Husband and wife:

To love without condition talk intention give

To love without condition, To talk without intention, To give without reason, to care without expectation is the heart of true relation

Qismat se sab ko shikayat q hote

Qismat se sab ko shikayat q hote hay, Jo nahe milta usey se muhabbat q hote hay.