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Sexy SMS Messages

Ab k mohabaton me ye kya moajzy

Ab k mohabaton me ye kya mo’ajzy hue Hum khud ko sochty hain usay sochty hue Ek bar usko socha sar-e-sham aur phir Ek

The role of a comedian is to

The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.

Saas lanat ho baho tujh

SAAS : Lanat ho ‘Baho’ tujh pe k 8 saal baad ek bacha peda kiya ! BAHO: Mujh sy ziada Lanat teray ‘Betay’ pe

Newtons wife to newton how m

Newton’s wife to Newton: ‘ How m i looking ? ‘ Newton: ‘tan c/sin c’ Wife: what ? Newton: ‘tan c / sin c

Veena malik 1 bar sabzi lene gai

Veena Malik 1 bar sabzi lene gai Veena ne 1 boht lambi moli dekhi or pochha ye kia he? Shopkeeper: Baji ye humare liye

Outside of a dog book is mans

‘Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.’

Zinda rha to tmhary ko e chodta

Zinda rha to tmhary ko e chodta rhonga ‘Dost Bhool jaun To samjh lena k . . . . Bv mil gyi he. (-,-)

Usne utari saree fir aayi peticoat ki

Usne utari saree fir aayi peticoat ki bari blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar ziyadah excited mat ho yaar yeh tha kapray sukhane

There are two kinds of people those

There are two kinds of people, those that do the work and those that take the credit. Try to be in the first group,

Love doesnt make the world go round

Love doesn’t make the world go round, Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Abhi kuch din mujhe meri muhabt aazmane

‘Abhi kuch din mujhe meri muhabt aazmane do, mujhy khamosh rhne do, suna hy ishq sacha ho to khamoshi laho bn kr rgon me

Cycle k mistri ne suhag rat ko

Cycle k mistri ne suhag rat ko apni BV ko pani valy tub me bethaya, BV boli ye kia kr rahe ho, Mistri! Mujy

Ek aadmi hotal wale se aaj aisi

Ek aadmi hotal wale se: Aaj aisi chaye pilao ke mera ang ang jhoom uthe, Hotal wala: Janab me chaye me bhains ka dood

Yeh na thi humari kismat k wisaal e yaar

yeh na thi humari kismat k wisaal-e-yaar hota … ager or jeete rehte tu yehi intazar hota kahoon kiss se main k kia hai

Mere honton ke mehaktay hue naghmon par

Mere Honton ke mehaktay hue naghmon par na ja, Mere seenay main kai aur bhi gam paltey hain, Mere chehray par dikhaway ka tabassum

Potey ne dada ko sex ki goli

Potey ne dada ko sex ki goli la kr di or kaha: Dada g agr mza aye to suba mere takiye k neche 100rupy

There is only one sort of love

There is only one sort of love, But there are a thousand copies

1 sardar ghusse me apni bv se

1 Sardar ghusse me apni Bv se bola… dil karta hai k aaj tere tukre tukre kr dun achanak paroos se awaaz aae… Paa

Girltum mjy bina kapron k dekh q

Girl:TuM Mjy Bina kapron k Dekh k Q Bhagy? Boy:MoM ny kaha tha Bina kapron k Aurat Dekhny sy insan pathr ka Hojata hy

Ashqi sabar talab or tamana bytaaaaaaaaab

ashqi sabar talab or tamana bytaaaaaaaaab…….. dil ka kia rang karain khoony jigar hony tk

The difference between a successful person and

The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather in a lack

Dil to chata hai k har bar

Dil To chata Hai k Har Bar Tujhe Anmol khazana Bhejon. Aey Dost, Lakin Meri Jholi k Neeche, ‘Loray’ K Siwa kuch Bhi Nahi.

Mansoba bandi pe lady worker lecture de

Mansoba bandi pe lady worker lecture de rahi thi keh aasan tariqa tu yeh hay keh jab tumhara khawand farigh hony lagy tu neechy

Doctor to veena aap mein tau khoon

Doctor to Veena: Aap mein tau khoon ki bohat kami hai. Periods kay doran kitna loss ho jata haiy? Veena (sharmatay hoay) Taqriban 5

Humein unki ebadat se fursat nahi milti

Humein unki ebadat se fursat nahi milti , log na jane kisko khuda kehte hain , dil mein rakha hai unko, log na jane

Bakri ki jaan talwar k neeche

Bakri Ki Jaan Talwar K Neeche, Larki Ki Jaan Shalwar K Neeche, Jo Chali Jae, Mat Bhago Us K Peeche, Pyar Karo Bas Usi

Kashti b nhe badli sahil badla dobne

Kashti b nhe badli Sahil b nhe badla Dobne walo ka jazba b nhe badla Hain shok-e- safar aisa ek umr se dosto Manzil

Lrki stop pe khri mobile bat kr

Lrki: Stop pe khri mobile pe bat kr rhi thi Boy:Kash mn mobile hota tere gal se lga hota Girl:Han or mn ghr ja

Love is like playing the piano first

Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn, to play by the rules. Then u must forget the Rules and Play from

Star plus ki sucess k baad new channel

Star-Plus ki sucess k baad new channel Sex-Plus Bohat jald New Sex Serials k sath: 1.Kahani Bistr Ki 2.Kbi condom B phata Hoga 3.Kasoti

Pathan hum reema se shadi krega

Pathan: ‘Hum Reema se shadi krega.’ Admi: ‘Reema usi se shadi kegi jus ka 8inch ka hoga.’ Pathtan: ‘Koi bat nai kochaa hum 2inch

Utra tha chand hamare angan mein per

UTRA THA CHAND HAMARE ANGAN MEIN. PER SITARON KO YE GAWARA NA HUWA. HUM TO SITARON SE BHI BAGHAWAT KAR LETE. PER KIA KARTE,

Dua hai k teri dunia me koi

Dua Hai K Teri Dunia Me Koi Ghum Na Ho,Dua Hai K Teri Muskan Kabhi Kam Na Ho,Agar Kabhi Teri Palkon Me Aansu Aayen,To

Bachey ki sehat k liye zaruri hai

Bachey Ki Sehat K Liye Zaruri Hai Bachey Ki ‘MAA KA DOODH’ 0R Bachey K Baap Ki Sehat K Liye Zaruri Hai Bachey Ki

Yaad teri yad bohat ab aane lagi

‘YAAD’ TERI YAD BOHAT AB AANE LAGI HA EK JAAN HY AB WO BHI JANE LAGI HY TANHA TANHA ABRHNE LAGA HON TANHAI BOHAT

Aise nojawan jo gand marwane me mukammal

Aise Nojawan jo Gand Marwane Me Mukammal Maharat Rakhte Ho, Chuppe Lagane Wale Ko Tarjih Di Jayegi, Tajarba Zarori Nahi Age: 18 to 25

Agr garmiyon mai ghr ki chhat pe

Agr garmiyon mai ghr ki chhat pe ja k srf 2min apni paint utar k tatto ko taza hawa dedi jae to sara din

Pathan duwa kro hamari gadhi ki delivery

Pathan: Duwa kro hamari Gadhi ki delivery hai Frnd: Tou isme duwa wali konsi baat hai gadha hoga ya gadhi? Pathan: Nahi yar kuch

Sabzi wala madam ap ne ye note

Sabzi wala: Madam ap ne ye note brezier se nikala hy? Madm: Han Tmhyn kese pta chla? Sabzi Wala: QAID-E-AZAM ka mu khula hua

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A short walk is so difficult

A Short Walk IS So Difficult Wen No1 Walks With U. But,A Long Journey IS Just Like A Few Steps Wen U Walk With

mental hospital mein 2 pagal

*. . .Mental hospital mein 2 pagal aik doosray ko zoor zoor se chood rahay thaey aur doo pagal ek sath uchal rahe thay!

Tumharekhuwabsajany me lutf aata hay k

Tumhare“KHUWAB”sajany me lutf aata hay, K apne aap“JALANY’ me lutf aata hay, Khuda se apne liye “MAANGTi” hon jab tujh ko, Mujhy ye“HATH”othany me

History will be kind to me for

‘History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.’

Wen stars shine at nite in sky

Wen stars shine at nite in sky My body blasts like bomb Nahi samjay? Professor Naseebo Lal explains it Jadun rat nu niklan taray,

Aik pathan aur us ki bv bus

Aik pathan aur us ki bv bus me sath ja rhe thy us ne kiraya dete hue apni bv ko awaz di ?gulbakht? Tum

Wo milti thi to kehti k driving

Wo milti thi to kehti thi k driving sikha do ‘Ashmit’ WAQT ki ranjshon ne usay ‘Taxi bana dia’.. Broughtu by Veena malik.

Love its sumthng u cant describe

Love Its Sumthng U can’t describe Like D Buty Of a rose, D Smell Of d rain & D feeling forever…..

I am a great friend to public

I am a great friend to public amusements, for they keep the people from vice.

Kisan ne nya murgha kharida jaise hi

Kisan Ne Nya Murgha Kharida. Jaise Hi Ghar Aya Murga Pinjry Ki Taraf Bhaga Or 150 Murgion Ko Chod DIa Kisan Boht Khush Hua

Mil gaya yaaahoooooooo load sheding ka

Mil Gaya Yaaahoooooooo Mil Gaya Mil Gaya Load Sheding Ka Solution Mil Gaya Touch Condom Ke 3 Rapper Se Jeeten Generator Chudai Lagao Bijli

Uss ki pasand khatir kiya kuch na

Uss Ki Pasand Ki Khatir Kiya Kuch Na Kiya hum ny,, ‘Rahi’ Ussey Roshni Pasand Thi Hum ny KHUD ko Jala Diya,,,….. ~R.F~

Maa bap me sepration hoei to masla

Maa Bap Me Sepration Hoei To Masla Bachy Ka Hoa K Kon Rakhy. Faisla Hoa K Bachy Ko Chup Kr Pathar Maro Agr Bachy

Whats love shakespeare says dont ask da

What’s Love? Shakespeare says: “Don’t ask da person who loves someone, But Ask da person who have lost someone.” They only can feel da

Ishq se milti hai jo tanhaiyan hum

Ishq se milti hai jo tanhaiyan, Hum kaise unka dard byan karange. Ek se hi mohabat itni kar li hai, Ke auron se ab

Ek larki ka rape ho gya uski

Ek larki ka rape ho gya… Uski maa us se boli: Beti ab tera kya hoga? Haramzado ne teri Izzat loot li.. . .

Agar aap chahtay hain k kamran akmal

Agar aap chahtay hain k Kamran Akmal ball foran catch karay to ICC se apeal kar k Cricket Ball py likhwa dain k .

Unke chehre pe is kadar noor hai

Unke chehre pe is kadar noor hai k unki yaad mein rona bhi manzoor hai bewafa bhi nahin keh sakte unko pyaar to humne

An inexhaustible good nature is one of

An inexhaustible good nature is one of the most precious gifts of heven, spreading itself like oil over the troubled sea of thought, and

Apni girl friend wapis lo or mere

Apni girl Friend wapis lo or mere pese wapis kro aaj k baad aisa mal kabi na bhejna (-_-) / / (. (. /\

Teacher 2 child tum bohat badtamez ho

Teacher 2 chiLd: Tum bohat badtamez ho gaye ho btao kya saza doon tumhen. Child: Miss koi B saza 2 lekin tatto se nai

Zaroori nahi ke jeene ka sahara hojisay

Zaroori nahi ke jeene ka sahara ho, Jisay chaha woh hamara ho, Doob jaye kashti hamari hamain koi ghum nahi, Bas tamanna hai ke

Sardar sex k wqt bv se hor

Sardar Sex K Wqt BV Se: ‘Hor Tight Kar HorTight Kar Maza Aa Reha Hy Thora Aor Tight Kar BV:’Maa Di kus Tuadi Sardar

Aj bachon ka almi din he jin

Aj Bachon ka almi din he. Jin bachon k sath pathano ne ziadti ki he un k sath 1 Msg kr k Hamdardi kijaye!

Lab khamosh hain aankhon se baat hoti

Lab khamosh hain aankhon se baat hoti hai Aise hi mohabbat ki shuruwat hoti hai ,,,… Tere hi khayalon me khoye rehte hai hum

Deedar ishq ki khatir jab kisi ka

Deedar ishq ki khatir jab kisi ka dil tadapta hai, Shayad isi ka naam mohabbat hota hai!!!

Wo uktaya sa rahta hai hamari wafaon

wo uktaya sa rahta hai hamari wafaon se,,, ,,,,,, MEER usay kahna hamain dikhawy ki muhabbat achi nahi lagti

Boy to shopkeeper ek black color ka

Boy to Shopkeeper: Ek Black Color ka Condom dena.. Shopkeeper: Black hi Kyun? Boy: Wo girl friend ka husband mar gaya hai, Afsos karnay

Husband darling tumhara dil nai chahta k

Husband: darling tumhara dil nai chahta k kash tum mard hoti?! Wife: Q aj tmhara chudwane ko dil kr rha hai.?

Dosttumhe us orat se maar kyu pari

Dost:Tumhe us Orat se maar kyu pari Pathan: Us ki seat k neche Meri Pani ki Bottle pari thi. Maine Bas itna kaha K

Hme to apno ne lota gero me

Hme to apno ne lota gero me kaha dam tha Jb teri gand mar k nikla to mera 1 tatta kam tha ( ‘.’

Mohabat hum bhi kar le ge

Mohabat Hum bhi kar le ge yeh galti tum bhi kar lena… Chalo tum se he kar le ge kese say tum bhi kar

Janam ki pyaas thi meri kaise sahti

Janam Ki Pyaas Thi Meri, Kaise Sahti Ab Aur Doori, Chipak Gayi Mohan Ke Tan Se, Laga Choomne Wo Bhi Manse. Choochi Tan Gayi,

Lehron ko shaant dekh kar yeh mat

Lehron ko shaant dekh kar yeh mat samjna Ki samandar maen ravani nahi hae, Jaab bi uthe ge tuffan ban kar uthe ge, Abhi

Never ask 4 a kiss just take

Never ask 4 a kiss, just take it. Never give a hug, ask 4 it. Never ask do u luv me, first say I

Love has nothing to do with

Love has nothing to do with wht you r expecting to get. Its wht u r expected to give, which is everything.

Koi kehta hai pyar nasha ban jata

Koi kehta hai Pyar nasha ban jata hai,Koi kehta hai Pyar saza ban jata hai,Par pyar karey koi sache dil se,To wo pyar jeeney

5 laws of girls 1love me

5 laws of Girls 1)Love me but dont touch me 2)Touch me but don kiss me 3)Kiss me but don fuck me 4)Fuck me

Obama ne apne safeer ko pakistan mein

Obama ne apne safeer ko Pakistan mein 3 baten pta krny bheja. 1. Sb se strong cheez kia hai? 2. Sb se weak cheez

Yaad aata hai humen londe bazi ka

Yaad aata hai humen Londe Bazi ka woh zamana Kabhi tumhari taange uthana to kabhi ghori banana Wo thook ki lazat wo tail ki

Mirchain mou k elawa aur kahan lagti

Mirchain mou k elawa aur kahan LAGTI hain ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Kheton mein Pagal,

Yaadon ki barsaat liye duaaon soghat dil

Yaadon ki barsaat liye Duaaon ki soghat liye Dil ki gehrayee se Chand ki roshnai se Pholon k kaghaz per Aap k liye sirf

Definitions bra under shoulder balls holder

Definitions Bra: Under Shoulder Balls Holder Undrwear: Under Hip Banana Grip Panty: Jungle River Cotton Cover Condom: Rubber cover child never.

Best t shirt quote of the year

Best T-shirt quote of the year :-)) ‘I don’t need sex anymore’. ‘My Government fucks me everyday.

Thes r amazng statements d just to

Thes r amazng statements! =D just to bring back smiles on our faces ‘Aur na bananay do mujhe century’- Sachin Tendulkar :p ‘Meri chai

Gajjar or bnd gobhi ki shadi hui

Gajjar or bnd gobhi ki shadi hui. Subha uth kr dost ny pocha .suhag raat kaisi rhe. Gajjar ny kaha suhag raat kaisi yaar

Life is pretty much unpredictable i may

Life is pretty much unpredictable. I may not live long enough but I won’t miss out letting you know that life is worth living

Mohabbat k sapney dekhata boht hy

Mohabbat K Sapney Dekhata Boht Hy, Wo Raaton Ko Mujh Ko Jagata Bhi Boht Hy, Me Aankhon Me KajaL Lagaon Tu Kese? In Aankhon

Extra kameena acha son papa apki

Extra Kameena ßacha! Son: Papa apki love marrige hai na? Dad: Haan pr tumhen kese pta? Son: Apki shadi or meri date of birth

Iss muqably ka koi sms hy to

Iss muqably ka koi sms hy to karo. ‘1 LUN adalat mein gia, OR Faryad ki. Judge Sab! Men chota tha to mera gala

Love works in miracles every day such

Love works in miracles every day: such as weakening the strong, and stretching the weak; making fools of the wise, and wise men of

Tchr btao tax or sex me kia

Tchr: Btao TAX or SEX me kia Frq hy? Stdnt: Koi Frq nhi h Janab Dono Same hn. ek me ‘MONEY’ jaib se nikalti

beta papa ye sex kya hota

*. . .Beta-papa ye ‘sex’ kya hota hai…? Sardar: thinks oye ye kya puch liya bete ne, par batana to padega Aftr tht he

Maine kaha dil ruba usne kaha paise dikha

Maine Kaha Dil-Ruba- Usne kaha Paise Dikha. Maine Kaha-Paise Nahi Usne kaha Kaise Nahi Maine Kaha Mehangayi Hai.. Usne Kaha-Ja Tu mera Bhai Hai…

Dosti k baad mohabat ho sakti hai

‘DOSTI k baad MOHABAT ho sakti hai, ‘magar, ‘MOHABAT k baad DOSTI nahi ho sakti, ‘Kyun k, ‘lund chodny se pehlay khara hota hai

husband darling tumhara dil nai

*. . .Husband: darling tumhara dil nai chahta k kash tum mard hoti?! Wife: Q aj tmhara chudwane ko dil kr rha hai.?:-) 😀

Bv ko kush rakhne k liye kuch

Bv ko kush rakhne k liye kuch sonehri asool: 1. Apni wife ki har roz leni chahiye? ‘KHABAR’ 2. Kam az kam 3 se

Aap say kia purda baji main sub

AAP SAY KIA PURDA BAJI MAIN SUB BTA DAITY HUN, SHUB E AROSI KI KAHANI MAIN SUNA DAITY HUM, RAT KIA RAT THE JUNAT

Qismat se sab ko shikayat q hote

Qismat se sab ko shikayat q hote hay, Jo nahe milta usey se muhabbat q hote hay.

1 ustad lecture k doran behoda guftugu

1 ustad lecture k doran behoda guftugu kar jata tha. Larkion nay faisla kia k ayenda esa hoa tou wo ahtejajun class chor kar

Pehlay kabhi ye yadain tanhai na thi

pehlay kabhi ye yadain ye tanhai na thi; kabhi dil ma madhoshi chai na thi; jane kya asar kar gayi ap ki batain; warna

Bv nangi leti thi pas bhta us

Bv nangi leti thi pas bhta us ka husbnd kam kar rha tha us ne bv ki pussy ma ungli de di bv ne

1 sardar ne usa k bar me

1 Sardar Ne USA K Bar Me Larki Ka Putla Dekha, Jis K Munh Me Paise Daalne Aur Mummay Dabane Se Uski Phudi Se

Aaj kal boys girls k honton

Aaj kal boys & girls k honton pe ubharta hai FARAZ, Un ki Gaand pe shola sa Q jalta hai Faraz, Karte hain pamaal,

Teri tlab ki had ne aaisa janoon

Teri Tlab ki Had ne Aaisa Janoon Bkhsha… Hum Khud ko Bhool bethay Tujhay Yaad krtay krtay…

Love is like playing the piano first

Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn, to play by the rules. Then u must forget the Rules and Play from

Intehai behan chod sher arz kya hai

Intehai behan chod sher arz kya hai Ghor Farmaiye Ga Mohabbat Hy Kuch Nahi Sirf Hy Ye Jism Ki Bhook Ishq Ki MAA Ka

Choot ki choot choot paida ki

CHoot Ki Choot, CHoot Ki Choot Paida ki tu ne kitni choot Phir bhi rahi tu choot ki choot Dhat teri Maaa Ki choot.

Ik admi ka beta 5th clas mae

Ik admi ka beta 5th clas mae fail hua to 4th mein wapis aya. 4th main fail hua to 3rd main Or 3rd se

Why girls wear panties with printed flowers

Why girls wear panties with printed flowers? Any idea. Guess??? its a way of saying”PLEASE WATER MY GARDEN WITH UR PIPE”

1 pathan skooter rok k helmet par

1 Pathan Skooter Rok K Helmet par kharish kr rha tha 1 Admi Bola Khan,Helmet tu Utaro Pathan Bola tumhra gand Me kharish Hota

I believe that god above created u

I believe that GOD above created u for me to love… HE picked u out from all the rest…because HE know Ill Love u

Bv ne haji saab ko nokrani k

Bv ne Haji Saab ko Nokrani k sath pkar lia Nokrani; Bb G Maf kr do 200 ka Lalach mila tha Wife; Mai Tuje

Agar sex krnay ka mood nahi ho

Agar SEX krnay ka mood nahi ho or mard zabrdsti ker rha ho to Orat ko chahiye k SEX k doran Mard ki Gand

Doctorbachey 2 he achey wase apke kitne

DOCTOR:BAchEy 2 he Achey WAsE ApKe kitnE BAchey hn LADY:PehLe tu 2 he thAy LeKiN JAbSe IshtehAr dekhA hy to Achey ki TALAsh mEi

Pendu aurat to doctor main 3 saal

Pendu Aurat to Doctor. main 3 saal tak bachey paida nahi karna chahti… Dr:To condom le lo Aurat: Pani k sath ya dodh k

Lovers sitting in a park boy tries

Lovers sitting in a park, boy tries to kiss the girl.. Girl says No dear not all this before marriage.. Boy: Don’t worry darling

Zindagi ek chahat ka silsila hai koi

zindagi ek chahat ka silsila hai, koi milgaya to koi bichad gaya, jinhein maanga tha humne duaoon mein, wo kisi aur ko bin maange

I was a smoker once readsmoking is

I Was a Smoker !!!Once I Read..‘Smoking Is Injurious 2Health’I QUIT Smoking. I Used 2Drink WINE..I Read..‘WINE is Bad For Health’I Left Drinking. I

Saas apni bahu se mera pota

Saas apni Bahu se: Mera Pota mere Betay jesa kyun nahi he? Bahu ne buhat hi Pyar se jawab diya: Amma,Meri phuddi ae koi

What greater thing is there for two

What greater thing is there for two human souls than to feel that they are joined… to strengthen each other… to be at one

Kid dady k room se prayer ki

Kid: Dady k room se prayer ki awazein aa rhi theen Mom: Prayer krna to achi bat hai Kid: dady to chup thay unki

1 larki bus mein plz give me

1 larki bus mein: Plz give me seat I’m Pregnant. Boy: per aap lagti to nahi… Larki: Lagun gi kaise abhi 1 ghante pehle

Ek aadimi peshaab ker raha tha

ek aadimi peshaab ker raha tha, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Yaar teri 1 tasvir chaye yar

Yaar teri 1 tasvir chaye. Yar inkar na krna. Mene 1 kitab likhi hi, Us k title par lagani hai kitab ka nam hai

Teacher ye btao jab larrkiyan neend

TEACHER: ye btao jab larrkiyan neend say utthti hain to wo aankhain kiyon malti hain? Pathan: Q k un k TATTAY nahi hotay..

In the end everything is a gag

In the end, everything is a gag True humor springs not more from the head than from the heart. It is not contempt; its

Har bichra howa paunchi isi umeed py

Har bichra howa paunchi isi umeed py aagaz-e-subah karta hy Dost k qismat mila dy gi ham-nasheen sy mujko groob-e-Aftab sy pehly…

Ki kabrein udaas na hoti meri

ki kabrein udaas na hoti…….. . Meri mohabbat ne unhe khushi de di, Badle mein mujhe khamoshi de di, Khuda se dua mangi thi

Nafrat ki dhoop may barsat sy pehly

Nafrat Ki Dhoop May Barsat Sy Pehly Halaat Na Thay Aisy Teri Mulakat Sy Pehly Ye Barish Ye Hawa Ye Dhanak Ye Mosam Kis

Drmareez se tum boht kamzor ho

Dr.:Mareez se ? Tum boht kamzor ho Doodh daba k piyo. (after 1 month) DR: Tum abhi tak kamzor ho ? :Mareez, Dr, Sahab

Hamara har lamha chura liya aapne aankhon

Hamara har lamha chura liya aapne, aankhon ko ik chand dikha diya aapne. Hamein zindagi to di kisi aur ne, par pyaar itna dekar

Hamre ustad ji ne farmya k betag

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