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Sexy SMS Messages

Tumhari surat mujhe har jaga dikhayi de

TUMHARI SURAT MUJHE HAR JAGA DIKHAYI DE JIDHER B JAON MUJHE TU HI TU DIKHAYI DE TERI YAADON MEIN DUBI HUN IS QADAR K

Love is for life life isnt love

Love is for Life, Life isn’t for Love. Love may fail in Life, Life should never fail in Love. So don’t spoil Life in

Khamosh rahoon mien tera saath chahiyey tanha

khamosh rahoon mien tera saath chahiyey tanha hai mera haath, tera haath chahiyey mujhko mere muqadar per itna yakeen to hai tujhko bhi mere

Boy and girl sex kar rahay thay1

Boy and Girl sex kar rahay thay.1 babay ne unhen pakar liya. Baba- Tohadi shakait laggay gi. Girl:baba g ,aap bhi kar lain magar

Khushbu to kuch hi pal ki mehmaan

khushbu to kuch hi pal ki mehmaan hai.. thoda sukoon diya aur udne ki firak me rahti hai…. pyaar ko ham apne wo hawa

Lab khamosh hain aankhon se baat hoti

Lab khamosh hain aankhon se baat hoti hai Aise hi mohabbat ki shuruwat hoti hai ,,,… Tere hi khayalon me khoye rehte hai hum

Meri tum se guzarish ha wafaon ka

Meri tum Se Guzarish Ha Wafaon ka Bharm Rakna, Chlay Ana Meri Khatir Sadaon ka Bharm Rkhna, Charagh-E-Jaan Nahi Bujhta Hawa Mayous Hoti Ha,

Acknowledge that you failed draw your lessons

Acknowledge that you failed, draw your lessons from it, and use it to your advantage to make sure it never happens again.

People say walking on wateris a miracle

people say walking on wateris a miracle, but to me walking peacefully on earth is the real miracle………..!

Lofer or offer mein kya farq hai

‘LOFER’ or ‘OFFER’ mein kya farq hai? Agr koi larka kisi larki ko propose kare t0u ‘LOFER’ Agr koi larki larkay ko propose kare

Sardar 1 ghar k nichay khara

Sardar 1 ghar k nichay khara ‘su-su’ kar raha tha, Upar say 1 Lady boli… dikhta nahi hai, diwaar hai? Sardar: bola thora side

Chand k sath kai dard purane nikle

chand k sath kai dard purane nikle kitne gam the jo tere gam ke bahane nikle fasl-e gul ai phir ik bar asiran-e-vafa apne

Khush raho is liye nahi k app

‘Khush raho’ Is liye nahi k App khush rehna chahty hay Balke Is liye k kuch log App ko khush daikna chahty hain.

Did u know meaning of women want

Did u know meaning of WOMEN? ‘W’ant ‘O’ne ‘M’an for ‘E’very ‘N’ight .

Serious comedy girl main tumhain apna

Serious Comedy: Girl: Main tumhain apna dil nahi day sakti ! Boy: Main itnay uper ka soch bhi nahi raha 😉

Wife aaj 3 dako aaye or meri

Wife: Aaj 3 Dako Aaye Or Meri izzat loot li? Husbnd: Tum Ne Un Ko Roka Nahi? Wife: Maine Bohat Roka Lekin Wo Kehny

80 yr old man dr meri 20

80 yr old man: Dr meri 20 sal ki wife pregnant hogai mjhe yaqin nhi arha Dr: Ok 1 qisa suno 1 shikari shikar

Kabi khud hi mere pass aa meri

KABI KHUD HI MERE PASS AA MERI BATT SON MERA SATH DE JO KHALISH HAI DIL SE NIKAL KE MUJE OLJANO SE NIJAT DE

Frnd teri biwi minu wekh k hasdi

Frnd: Teri biwi minu wekh wekh k hasdi a Minu 2 numbr lagdi a. Sardar: Nai yar O shadi di rat ony minu puchia

Admilady seapke kitne bache hain lady10 manyani

Admi,LADY Se:Apke Kitne BACHE Hain? LADY:’10’ MAN:Yani Apki ZAMEEN achi Zarkhez Hy. LADY:BEHNCHOD Meri ZAMIN Zarkhez Nhi Mra KISAN MEHNTI Hy.

Shaam dhali phir raat ayee dil dharka

SHAAM DHALI PHIR RAAT AYEE DIL DHARKA PHIR AP KI YAAD AYEE AANKHOON NE MEHSOOS KIA US HAWA KO JO AP KO CHOO KAR

Tere liye 1 buri khabar he yar

Tere liye 1 buri khabar he yar? me tujhe kese bataun k, k k mene londy baazi chor di he ab tu apne liye

Kyun itna kareeb chala ata hai koi

kyun itna kareeb chala ata hai koi. kyun mohbat ka ehsas dila jata hai koi. jab aadat si hojati hai dil ko us ki.

Hum mohbbat main zabardasti ke qail nahi

Hum mohbbat main zabardasti ke qail nahi Mohsin..!! jis ne karni hay kary nai ty phudi penn di wich waray..

Dard main tanhai sath ly chalo

Dard main tanhai sath ly chalo.. Dukh main parchai sath ly chalo.. Us ki gand mardo GHALIB.. Jo kehta hai k world cup k

Sir miss k mammay daba rahy thy

Sir miss k mammay daba rahy thy k ek bachy ne dekh lia. Sir: Beta apki miss k seenay me dard hai is liye

U know what is ishqi tell uits

U know what is ISHQ?I Tell U.its PEPSI.P=pyaar E=Ehsaas P=Pagalpan S=Sabar I= Imtihaan.ab ISHQ Sirf Rs.10/- main.Enjoy ISHQ.O ye!Babli.

Maalik khabis admi tm bathroom main ghuss

Maalik: Khabis admi Tm bathroom main ghuss aae ? jab k main naha raha hun. Noker: Ghalti ho gai maaf ker den. Mein samjha

Aajkal ki larkian ye soch kr apne

:AajKal Ki Larkian Ye Soch Kr Apne Boy Frend K Sath So Jati Hen.! Daag To Chala Jay Ga Ye Waqat Phir Nahi Ay

Main 3 tak ginon ga agr tu

Main 3 Tak Ginon Ga Agr Tu Nai Bhaga To Gand Me Goli Maar Dunga 1 2 3 Nahi Bhaga Na Pata Tha Tjhe

Whats love shakespeare says dont ask da

What’s Love? Shakespeare says: “Don’t ask da person who loves someone, But Ask da person who have lost someone.” They only can feel da

Teacher 1 haath mein kitni unglian

Teacher : 1 Haath mein kitni unglian hoti hain? BOYs: 6 GIRLs: 4 Teacher: Tum logo ko kitni bar kaha hai k neekar mein

Yakeen karo woh maut bhi badi suhaani

YAKEEN KARO WOH MAUT BHI BADI SUHAANI HOGI, JISME HAMARI DOSTI VIRAANI HOGI, CHALO VAADA RAHA TUMSE PEHLE HUM JAYENGE, KYONKI TUMRAAHE SWAGAT KI

1 ustad lecture k doran behoda guftugu

1 ustad lecture k doran behoda guftugu kar jata tha. Larkion nay faisla kia k ayenda esa hoa tou wo ahtejajun class chor kar

A jest often decides matters of importance

A jest often decides matters of importance more effectual and happily than seriousness.

Jab kisi ke sapne armaan ban jaayejab

Jab kisi ke sapne kisi ke armaan ban jaaye,Jab kisi ki hansi kisi ki muskaan ban jaaye…. Bemisaal pyar kehte hain use,Jab kisi ki

Kiya hai tumne hum se ek waada

Kiya hai tumne hum se ek waada yaad rakhna, Bhool na jaana kahin apna irada yaad rakhna. Ab na hamain rulana tum, ab na

Sindhi koi aisi cheez bata jo 1

Sindhi: Koi aisi cheez bata jo 1 jesi b ho aur un mai farq b ho Pathan: Koiley ki kan or Altaf Bhai ki

L o v e lake

L O V E L = Lake of Sorrows O = Ocean of Tears V = Valley of Death E = End of life….

Us dil se piyaar karo jo tumhe

Us Dil Se Piyaar Karo Jo Tumhe Dard De,, Par Us Dil Ko Kabhi Dard Na Do Jo Tumhe Pyar Kare,, Kyun Ke Tum

Boss ne apni seceratary ko bulaya aur

Boss Ne Apni Seceratary Ko Bulaya Aur Bola Boss: “Meri London Ki Ticket Book Kara Do, Aur Is Baar Mera Naam D.K. Bhos Likhwana,

Yaar teri 1 tasvir chaye yar

Yaar teri 1 tasvir chaye. Yar inkar na krna. Mene 1 kitab likhi hi, Us k title par lagani hai kitab ka nam hai

Is msg ko 12 din tak na

Is Msg Ko 12 din Tak Na Kholiye ga, . . . . . . ) ) ( |::::::::::::::o / Lun Vekh Lo Sabar

Shadi ki pehli raat shohar apni bivi

Shadi ki pehli raat Shohar Apni BIVI ko Rs.500 de kr bola Hmne ye kaam kabi Free me kiya hi nai. BIVI 200 wapis

Sexy lady in sexy voice batao mere

Sexy lady in sexy voice: “Batao mere underwear main kiya hy?” pathan: confidence se: Lastic he hoga, naarry wala underwear kon pehenta hy baji

1 larki ka mangatar mar gya wo

1 larki ka mangatar mar gya wo rote hue boli: Haye… abi to kuch dekha b nai tha…!! kareb khara hua pathan bola: Abhi

Qurbat ki teri piyaas hay wesay tu

Qurbat ki teri piyaas hay wesay tu theek hoon ik dard dil k paass hai wesay tu theek hoon, Daikha jo chaand ko tu

Coke wd ink walk stick its strange

Coke wd ink walk wd stick -its strange- Run on 1 leg Fly wd birds -its difficult- Sing lk hen Laugh lk frog -Its

I will wait till the

I Will Wait … Till The Day ‘I’ Can Forget ‘You’ … Or The Day You Realize ‘You’ Cannot Forget ‘Me’ …

Gaye lamho ka gham karna hamay hargize

GAYE LAMHO KA GHAM KARNA HAMAY HARGIZE NAHI ATA, PALAT KAR AANKH NAM KARNA HAMAY HARGIZE NAHI ATA, MOHABBAT HOO TO BEHAD HO JO

Mujhe pata chala k mera dost bohat

Mujhe Pata Chala k Mera DOST Bohat Udaas Hai To Is Liye 2 Larkiyan Bhej Raha Hoon. (-_-) SHEELA / / (. (. /

lipton pesh karta hy raat

*. . .Lipton pesh karta hy Raat Ki Gehrai Mein Thandi Garam Razai Mein Na Koi BOY Na Koi GIRL Apni Muthi Apna Lun

The comic is the perception of opposite

The comic is the perception of the opposite; humor is the feeling of it.

Boy papa aj me ne pehli bar

Boy: papa aj me ne pehli bar sex kia Papa: oh hmara beta jwan ho gia hy is khushe main party krty hain Beta:aj

Pehlay kabhi ye yadain tanhai na thi

pehlay kabhi ye yadain ye tanhai na thi; kabhi dil ma madhoshi chai na thi; jane kya asar kar gayi ap ki batain; warna

Wo uktaya sa rahta hai hamari wafaon

wo uktaya sa rahta hai hamari wafaon se,,, ,,,,,, MEER usay kahna hamain dikhawy ki muhabbat achi nahi lagti

Aik pathan 40 din ka chilla kaat

Aik PATHAN 40 Din Ka Chilla Kaat Raha Tha, 39 Ven Raat Shaitan Aa kar Us kay Samney Nanga So Gaya, PATHAN Jaldi Sey

Pilot 2 ctrl tower dis is ix

pilot 2 ctrl tower: ‘dis is IX 3j27. i’m 300 miles 4m land, 600 feet over water with no fuel. awaiting instructions’ control tower:

Why do we fall in loveexperience ki

*Why do we fall in love? Experience ki kami.. *Why do we break up in love? Patience ki kami.. *Then why do we want

Tez barish me kabhi sard hawaon raha

Tez barish me kabhi sard hawaon me raha Ek tera zikr he meri sadaon me raha kitne logon se mere gehre marasim thy magar

Ek tharki ashiq ne baba saxidas comment

Ek Tharki Ashiq Ne Baba Saxidas Comment Kiya Aashiq: “Baba Aapki Aarti Utarne Mein Aur Hamara Panty Utarne Mein Kya Similarity Hai?” Baba Ji:

To the world you might be one

To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world.

A man was doig some push up

a man was doig some push up exercises on d beach,a sardar sees him, starts laughing and says,’ANNI DAYA ,ZANAANI THALLLONN NASS GAI AA’

Tujhe lita k lon ya bitha lon

Tujhe Lita k Lon Ya Bitha k Lon? Kron Andhera Ya Bulb Jala k Lon? Ya Tujhe kron khara Phr Teri Jhuka k Lon?

Chota samaj kr nikal dia mujhe mehfil

Chota samaj kr nikal dia mujhe mehfil se Faraz Chota samaj kr nikal dia mujhe mehfil se Faraz Baad main salo ne B.P laga

Yaadain teray khluuse ki dustti hain aaj

Yaadain teray khluuse ki dustti hain aaj bhi Milnay ki aarzooain trastii hain aaj bhi Ankhain hazaar zabt ki koshish kay bawajood Ruk ruk

Women dr se mere pati mujh se

Women. Dr. Se? Mere pati mujh se sex nhe krte. Dr= ye 1 goli roz khilana. Orat ne 1 goli khilai to raat ko

Ek aadimi peshaab ker raha tha

ek aadimi peshaab ker raha tha, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Take time or even yrs 2 tell

Take Time Or Even Yrs 2 Tell Sum 1 U Hate Them & Don’t Even Waste a Second 2 Tell Sum 1 That U

Love dil k liye dil jazbat

Love: dil k liye dil: jazbat k liye jazbat: insan k liye insan: 1 khoobsorat dunya k liye wo khonbsart dunya sirf ap k

Always start your day with a lot

Always start your day with a lot of… S E X S – SMILE E – ENERGY X – XCITEMENT so make S E

Husbnd begum humare sex waley clips internet

Husbänd-// ‘Begum humare Sex waley Clips Internet per kisne bhaijey’? . . Wife: Main ne pehle hi kaha tha k Munney ko Camrey wala

Acha friend bilkul larki k brazier ki

Acha Friend bilkul Larki k Brazier ki tara hota hai, 1=Comfortable 2=Supportive 3=Tight 4=Girnay na day & 5=Humesha Dil k pas rahy

Aik pathan aur us ki bv bus

Aik pathan aur us ki bv bus me sath ja rhe thy us ne kiraya dete hue apni bv ko awaz di ?gulbakht? Tum

Husband kya cooking show dekhti rehti ho

Husband: Kya cooking show dekhti rehti ho, phir bhi tumhe khana banana to aata he nahi.? Wife: Tum bhi to Blue film dekhte rehte

Fwd aaj ka quiz wo kon

Fwd: Aaj ka Quiz: Wo kon sa player hai Jo din ko India k liye khelta hai aur raat ko Pakistan k liye??? .

Its not your mistake if u

Its not your mistake if u can’t read d eyes which cheats u. But Its realy ur mistake if u can’t read d eyes

3 feelings what is the diference bw

3 FEELINGS what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, tension is when girlfriend is pregnant & panic

Ek larki ka rape ho gia uski

Ek larki ka rape ho gia Uski maa us se boli: Beti ab tera kya ho ga Haramzado ne tere Izzat lot li. Larki:

Hum wo nahi jo matlab se yaad

Hum wo nahi jo matlab se yaad karte hai, Hum wo hai jo dil se pyar krte hai. Apka paigam aye na aye, Pr

There is only one sort of love

There is only one sort of love, But there are a thousand copies

Santa office se ghar aya to dekha

Santa Office Se Ghar Aya To Dekha Ki Uski Biwi Ek Bikhari Ke Saath Sex Kar Rahi Hai Santa Gusse Mein Aake Bola: “Badchalan

Sex k baad responses bazari aourat

Sex k baad Responses: bazari aourat : Paisa Nikal Girl friend: janu Maza a gaya, Hamsai: Phir kab aaogey . . B.v: hun 6-7

Ye jhoot hy k mohbt barbad karti

Ye Jhoot hy k Mohbt Barbad karti hy Dost, Log Khud hi Mohbt ki Gaand me Gussty hein Cho0t k Chakkar me….(^,^)

Manga hy rab se tujhe iltija kr

Manga hy rab se tujhe iltija kr k, ab door na jana kbi mjhe tanha kr k, tujhse wabasta hy zndgi apni, chahenge tujhe

Raat ko sirf 3 tarah ki makhlook

Raat ko sirf 3 tarah ki makhlook jagti hen Bhoot: Insano ko daranay k liye.. Machar: Insano ko satanay k liye.. Husband and wife:

To love without condition talk intention give

To love without condition, To talk without intention, To give without reason, to care without expectation is the heart of true relation

Aik mureedni peer sb se sex krwane

Aik mureedni Peer Sb se sex krwane k baad bari afsurda naadim or pareshan thi. Apni saheli se ro ro kr bata rahi thi

Qismat se sab ko shikayat q hote

Qismat se sab ko shikayat q hote hay, Jo nahe milta usey se muhabbat q hote hay.

Koi kuch bhi na kahay to pata

Koi kuch bhi na kahay to pata kya hai Is bechain khamoshi ki wajah kya hai Unhain ja kay koi kahay hum lay lenge

Unka waada hai ki vo laut ayenge

Unka waada hai ki vo laut ayenge, issi umeed par hum jiye jayenge, yeh intezaar bhi unhi ki tarah pyaara hai, kar rahe the,

Lady itna chota sa handbag rs

Lady : Itna Chota Sa Handbag Rs. 10,000 ka? Shopkeeper : Medam Jee, Yeh Lund ki Khal ka Bana huwa Hand bag hai. Thora

F i had no sense of humor

f I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.

Kbhi kbhi choti si lulli bi cheeken

Kbhi kbhi choti si LULLI bi cheeken nikal dete hai agr yaqeen na hoto Apni LULLI pe hathora mar ke dekhlo.

Mohabbat ke bhi kuchh andaz hote hain

Mohabbat ke bhi kuchh andaz hote hain, Jaagti aankhon mein bhi kuchh khwab hote hain, Zaroori nahi ki gham mein aansu nikle, Muskurati aankhon

Safar mein apne hissay ki musafat yaad

Safar Mein Apne Hissay Ki Musafat Yaad Rehti Hay, Kahin Aabad Hone Per Bhi Hijrat Yaad Rehti Hay, Wo Chahe Dosti Ho, Dushmani Ho,

Dear customerur gand will expire on 11112011

Dear Customer,ur Gand will expire on 11.11.2011. plzrnplease recharge ur Gand by using my Lun to continue using Gando Service. its all about ur

Mouhabat tum say ki hai dulhan k

Mouhabat Tum Say Ki Hai Dulhan K Roop Mai Pana Cahata Hon Bus Tumhain Chahta Hon Tumhain Paa K Dunya Say Chupana Cahata Hon

Ek larka ki luli choti or patli

Ek Larka ki Luli choti or patli thi is liye woh apni girlfrnd ko andhere mai le gaya or us k hath mai pakra

How did an intelligent boy propose to

How did an intelligent boy propose to girl? He took the girl along wid him on a boat and at the middle of river

Boy 2 girl aaj kal phuddi ki

Boy 2 Girl:- ‘Aaj Kal Phuddi Ki Bari Demand Hai,,,’ Girl:- Is Ki Or B Ziyada Demand Honi Thi Agar Tum Jaise Larke Gaand

Zara hum kadam banke mere sath chalna

Zara hum kadam banke mere sath chalna kabhi Bahut najuk seene mai DIL hai mera, Tum andaj mohabbat banke dha’rkna kabhi

Rukhsti k wqt dulhan car me bethany

Rukhsti K Wqt Dulhan Car Me Bethany Lgi To Boli : Itni Bri Car? Dulha: Asi MALIK aa Ghr Ponchny Pr: Itna Bra Ghar?

Ek larki ka rape ho gya uski

Ek larki ka rape ho gya… Uski maa us se boli: Beti ab tera kya hoga? Haramzado ne teri Izzat loot li.. . .

3girls apni khwahshen bol rhi thein

..: 3Girls apni apni khwahshen bol rhi thein, . 1st:Mere 2 husbnd hon jo sari rat lagay rahen . 2nd:Mere 4 hon jo din

Chehara dil se dekha jata hain khubsurti

Chehara Dil se dekha jata hain, khubsurti se nahin, Pyar Dosto se kiya jata hain, dusmano se nahin.

Ye wafa bhi kiakhatahay mujhe sochna

‘Ye Wafa bhi kia“khata”hay? Mujhe sochna pare ga Usay Mujhse Kiun“GiLA”hay? Mujhe sochna pare ga Dil-e- Muztarib hua hay Teri “Yaad” se guraizaan Ye“MUQAM”kon

Talwar k zakhm dawa se thek ho

Talwar k Zakhm Dawa Se Thek Ho Jate Hn Mgr Zuban K Zakhm Kisi Dawa Se Thek Ni Hote Sirf ‘KISSING’ se Thek hote

Qeema baghair kabab nahi banta batain

Qeema baghair Kabab nahi banta Batain chodnay se koi NAWAB nahi banta Bacha Paida karny k lye Lund dalna parta hai JANI MUTHEN MARNE

Hasband shocked at first night of his

hasband shocked at first night of his wedding, after seeing his misses vigina, and asked : tumhari phudee itni khulii hui kiu haye. wife

Boy george is all england needs

‘Boy George is all England needs – another queen who can’t dress.’

Teacher class mein bachho ko samjha rahi

Teacher Class Mein Bachho Ko Samjha Rahi Thhi Teacher: “Bachho Ye Duniya Gol Hai” Ye Baat Sun Ke Pappu Ne Hath Khada Kiya, Teacher

Mene hr roz dua m tjhe manga

‘Mene hr Roz DUA m Tjhe Manga hy’ ‘Hon BEWAFAA Mgr WAFA se Tjhe Manga hy’ ‘Kabi SAJDE m Ja kr Pooch Apne RAB

Najneen hushn malin nakhraye saaj ho tum

Najneen hushn malin, nakhraye saaj ho tum, Dilkash mohabbat ka, hasin andaaj ho tum, Kyun raaz se raaz ka raaz ho tum, Taj nahin

Girl aaj maine 1 lrkay ko bewakof

GiRL: Aaj Maine 1 Lrkay Ko Bewakof Bnaya. MOM: Wo Kese ? GIRL: Maine Us Ke 50 Rupe Chura Kar Apni Sandle Main Chupa

Mer aankho0n k jaado0 se tum nawakf

Mer¡ Aankho0n K Jaado0 Se Tum Nawak¡f Ho0,,, Me¡n Use Pagal Ker Deta Ho0n J¡ss Pe Mujhe Pyar Aa Jaaye…!

Jab dil ne najro ko dekha to

Jab dil ne najro ko dekha to gunah ho gaya , jab na dekha to bekrar ho gaya . Maine dil se pucha yeh

Phool murjatay achay nahi lagtay aap

Phool Murjatay Achay Nahi Lagtay, Aap Lun Khujatay Achay Nahi Lagtay, Ab To Koi Larki Pata Lo Meri Jan, Roz Bathroom Main Hath Chalaatay

Tuje roz dekhon qareeb say mairay shook

Tuje roz dekhon qareeb say mairay shook be hain ajeeb say muje mangna hay tuje hi ko bass apnay RAB say or uss K

Lehron ko shaant dekh kar yeh mat

Lehron ko shaant dekh kar yeh mat samjna Ki samandar maen ravani nahi hae, Jaab bi uthe ge tuffan ban kar uthe ge, Abhi

Girltum mjy bina kapron k dekh q

Girl:TuM Mjy Bina kapron k Dekh k Q Bhagy? Boy:MoM ny kaha tha Bina kapron k Aurat Dekhny sy insan pathr ka Hojata hy

Uss main baat he kuch aisi thi

Uss main Baat He kuch Aisi thi Wasi Agar dil na Detey to Jaan chali Jati..

Tumhary khwab sajany me lutf aata hay

Tumhary “KHWAB” sajany me lutf aata hay, K apne aap “JALANY” me lutf aata hay, Khuda se apne liye “MAANGTi” hon jab tujh ko,

To handle yourself use your head others

To handle yourself, use your head; To handle others, use your heart.

Hum raat k sitaray hain tanhaiyon

‘Hum’ raat k ‘Sitaray’ hain, ‘Tanhaiyon’ k maray hain, ‘Tum’ hum ko ‘Thukra’ do ‘BESHAK’ magar ‘Hum’ phir bhi ‘janu’ Tumhare hain…

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(((~_~))) _))) (((_ G/( . ) ( . )D ) . ( / N i ( g )H T | / So Jao Tharkiyo.

Phool shaakh se bichhray to kahin ka

Phool Shaakh se Bichhray to kahin ka nahi rehta, Tum khud ko juda Meri zaat se kuch soch k karna..!!

Wife to husband sex karty waqt

Wife To Husband: Sex Karty Waqt Ap Hips ko Nocha Tu Mat Karen! Peechy Sy Nokrani Boli: Bibi G! Achi Tarah Samjhao, Mujh se

Anay kyu shikast ka azaab liye phirta

ANAY KYU SHIKAST KA AZAAB LIYE PHIRTA HUN, MAI KYA HUN AUR KYA KHWAB LIYE PHIRTA HUN, US NE AIK BAAR KIYA THA SWAAL-E-MUHABAT,

Pathan ne larki se jhgra kartey us

PATHAN ne larki se jhgra kartey kartey us ke neechay ungli kar di. Larki boli- Teri ye himmat? PATHAN bola Tumne hi to kaha,

Dekhiye veena malik k b

Dekhiye Veena Malik K B( . ) ( . )Bs Size 42 . . . . . . . . . . . .

Boyme 20 years ka hon tm ketny

BOY:Me 20 years ka hon tm ketny ki ho? GIRL:Me B 20 ki hon BOY:To phir chalen GIRL:kaha BOY:bed room GIRL:Q BOY:ho jay twenty

Tears r better than smile because

Tears R Better Than Smile Because, . U Can Smile At Everyone, . But . U’ll Cry For Only One, . Who Is Special