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Mirchain mou k elawa aur kahan lagti

Mirchain mou k elawa aur kahan LAGTI hain ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Kheton mein Pagal,

Yaadon ki barsaat liye duaaon soghat dil

Yaadon ki barsaat liye Duaaon ki soghat liye Dil ki gehrayee se Chand ki roshnai se Pholon k kaghaz per Aap k liye sirf

Definitions bra under shoulder balls holder

Definitions Bra: Under Shoulder Balls Holder Undrwear: Under Hip Banana Grip Panty: Jungle River Cotton Cover Condom: Rubber cover child never.

Best t shirt quote of the year

Best T-shirt quote of the year :-)) ‘I don’t need sex anymore’. ‘My Government fucks me everyday.

Thes r amazng statements d just to

Thes r amazng statements! =D just to bring back smiles on our faces ‘Aur na bananay do mujhe century’- Sachin Tendulkar :p ‘Meri chai

Gajjar or bnd gobhi ki shadi hui

Gajjar or bnd gobhi ki shadi hui. Subha uth kr dost ny pocha .suhag raat kaisi rhe. Gajjar ny kaha suhag raat kaisi yaar

Life is pretty much unpredictable i may

Life is pretty much unpredictable. I may not live long enough but I won’t miss out letting you know that life is worth living

Mohabbat k sapney dekhata boht hy

Mohabbat K Sapney Dekhata Boht Hy, Wo Raaton Ko Mujh Ko Jagata Bhi Boht Hy, Me Aankhon Me KajaL Lagaon Tu Kese? In Aankhon

Extra kameena acha son papa apki

Extra Kameena ßacha! Son: Papa apki love marrige hai na? Dad: Haan pr tumhen kese pta? Son: Apki shadi or meri date of birth

Iss muqably ka koi sms hy to

Iss muqably ka koi sms hy to karo. ‘1 LUN adalat mein gia, OR Faryad ki. Judge Sab! Men chota tha to mera gala

Love works in miracles every day such

Love works in miracles every day: such as weakening the strong, and stretching the weak; making fools of the wise, and wise men of

Ek aadmi hotal wale se aaj aisi

Ek aadmi hotal wale se: Aaj aisi chaye pilao ke mera ang ang jhoom uthe, Hotal wala: Janab me chaye me bhains ka dood

Tchr btao tax or sex me kia

Tchr: Btao TAX or SEX me kia Frq hy? Stdnt: Koi Frq nhi h Janab Dono Same hn. ek me ‘MONEY’ jaib se nikalti

beta papa ye sex kya hota

*. . .Beta-papa ye ‘sex’ kya hota hai…? Sardar: thinks oye ye kya puch liya bete ne, par batana to padega Aftr tht he

Maine kaha dil ruba usne kaha paise dikha

Maine Kaha Dil-Ruba- Usne kaha Paise Dikha. Maine Kaha-Paise Nahi Usne kaha Kaise Nahi Maine Kaha Mehangayi Hai.. Usne Kaha-Ja Tu mera Bhai Hai…

Dosti k baad mohabat ho sakti hai

‘DOSTI k baad MOHABAT ho sakti hai, ‘magar, ‘MOHABAT k baad DOSTI nahi ho sakti, ‘Kyun k, ‘lund chodny se pehlay khara hota hai

husband darling tumhara dil nai

*. . .Husband: darling tumhara dil nai chahta k kash tum mard hoti?! Wife: Q aj tmhara chudwane ko dil kr rha hai.?:-) 😀

Bv ko kush rakhne k liye kuch

Bv ko kush rakhne k liye kuch sonehri asool: 1. Apni wife ki har roz leni chahiye? ‘KHABAR’ 2. Kam az kam 3 se

Aap say kia purda baji main sub

AAP SAY KIA PURDA BAJI MAIN SUB BTA DAITY HUN, SHUB E AROSI KI KAHANI MAIN SUNA DAITY HUM, RAT KIA RAT THE JUNAT

Qismat se sab ko shikayat q hote

Qismat se sab ko shikayat q hote hay, Jo nahe milta usey se muhabbat q hote hay.

1 ustad lecture k doran behoda guftugu

1 ustad lecture k doran behoda guftugu kar jata tha. Larkion nay faisla kia k ayenda esa hoa tou wo ahtejajun class chor kar

Pehlay kabhi ye yadain tanhai na thi

pehlay kabhi ye yadain ye tanhai na thi; kabhi dil ma madhoshi chai na thi; jane kya asar kar gayi ap ki batain; warna

Bv nangi leti thi pas bhta us

Bv nangi leti thi pas bhta us ka husbnd kam kar rha tha us ne bv ki pussy ma ungli de di bv ne

1 sardar ne usa k bar me

1 Sardar Ne USA K Bar Me Larki Ka Putla Dekha, Jis K Munh Me Paise Daalne Aur Mummay Dabane Se Uski Phudi Se

Doctor to veena aap mein tau khoon

Doctor to Veena: Aap mein tau khoon ki bohat kami hai. Periods kay doran kitna loss ho jata haiy? Veena (sharmatay hoay) Taqriban 5

Aaj kal boys girls k honton

Aaj kal boys & girls k honton pe ubharta hai FARAZ, Un ki Gaand pe shola sa Q jalta hai Faraz, Karte hain pamaal,

Teri tlab ki had ne aaisa janoon

Teri Tlab ki Had ne Aaisa Janoon Bkhsha… Hum Khud ko Bhool bethay Tujhay Yaad krtay krtay…

Love is like playing the piano first

Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn, to play by the rules. Then u must forget the Rules and Play from

Intehai behan chod sher arz kya hai

Intehai behan chod sher arz kya hai Ghor Farmaiye Ga Mohabbat Hy Kuch Nahi Sirf Hy Ye Jism Ki Bhook Ishq Ki MAA Ka

Choot ki choot choot paida ki

CHoot Ki Choot, CHoot Ki Choot Paida ki tu ne kitni choot Phir bhi rahi tu choot ki choot Dhat teri Maaa Ki choot.

Ik admi ka beta 5th clas mae

Ik admi ka beta 5th clas mae fail hua to 4th mein wapis aya. 4th main fail hua to 3rd main Or 3rd se

Why girls wear panties with printed flowers

Why girls wear panties with printed flowers? Any idea. Guess??? its a way of saying”PLEASE WATER MY GARDEN WITH UR PIPE”

1 pathan skooter rok k helmet par

1 Pathan Skooter Rok K Helmet par kharish kr rha tha 1 Admi Bola Khan,Helmet tu Utaro Pathan Bola tumhra gand Me kharish Hota

I believe that god above created u

I believe that GOD above created u for me to love… HE picked u out from all the rest…because HE know Ill Love u

Bv ne haji saab ko nokrani k

Bv ne Haji Saab ko Nokrani k sath pkar lia Nokrani; Bb G Maf kr do 200 ka Lalach mila tha Wife; Mai Tuje

Agar sex krnay ka mood nahi ho

Agar SEX krnay ka mood nahi ho or mard zabrdsti ker rha ho to Orat ko chahiye k SEX k doran Mard ki Gand

Doctorbachey 2 he achey wase apke kitne

DOCTOR:BAchEy 2 he Achey WAsE ApKe kitnE BAchey hn LADY:PehLe tu 2 he thAy LeKiN JAbSe IshtehAr dekhA hy to Achey ki TALAsh mEi

Pendu aurat to doctor main 3 saal

Pendu Aurat to Doctor. main 3 saal tak bachey paida nahi karna chahti… Dr:To condom le lo Aurat: Pani k sath ya dodh k

Lovers sitting in a park boy tries

Lovers sitting in a park, boy tries to kiss the girl.. Girl says No dear not all this before marriage.. Boy: Don’t worry darling

Zindagi ek chahat ka silsila hai koi

zindagi ek chahat ka silsila hai, koi milgaya to koi bichad gaya, jinhein maanga tha humne duaoon mein, wo kisi aur ko bin maange

I was a smoker once readsmoking is

I Was a Smoker !!!Once I Read..‘Smoking Is Injurious 2Health’I QUIT Smoking. I Used 2Drink WINE..I Read..‘WINE is Bad For Health’I Left Drinking. I

Saas apni bahu se mera pota

Saas apni Bahu se: Mera Pota mere Betay jesa kyun nahi he? Bahu ne buhat hi Pyar se jawab diya: Amma,Meri phuddi ae koi

What greater thing is there for two

What greater thing is there for two human souls than to feel that they are joined… to strengthen each other… to be at one

Kid dady k room se prayer ki

Kid: Dady k room se prayer ki awazein aa rhi theen Mom: Prayer krna to achi bat hai Kid: dady to chup thay unki

1 larki bus mein plz give me

1 larki bus mein: Plz give me seat I’m Pregnant. Boy: per aap lagti to nahi… Larki: Lagun gi kaise abhi 1 ghante pehle

Ek aadimi peshaab ker raha tha

ek aadimi peshaab ker raha tha, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Yaar teri 1 tasvir chaye yar

Yaar teri 1 tasvir chaye. Yar inkar na krna. Mene 1 kitab likhi hi, Us k title par lagani hai kitab ka nam hai

Teacher ye btao jab larrkiyan neend

TEACHER: ye btao jab larrkiyan neend say utthti hain to wo aankhain kiyon malti hain? Pathan: Q k un k TATTAY nahi hotay..

In the end everything is a gag

In the end, everything is a gag True humor springs not more from the head than from the heart. It is not contempt; its

Har bichra howa paunchi isi umeed py

Har bichra howa paunchi isi umeed py aagaz-e-subah karta hy Dost k qismat mila dy gi ham-nasheen sy mujko groob-e-Aftab sy pehly…

Ki kabrein udaas na hoti meri

ki kabrein udaas na hoti…….. . Meri mohabbat ne unhe khushi de di, Badle mein mujhe khamoshi de di, Khuda se dua mangi thi

Nafrat ki dhoop may barsat sy pehly

Nafrat Ki Dhoop May Barsat Sy Pehly Halaat Na Thay Aisy Teri Mulakat Sy Pehly Ye Barish Ye Hawa Ye Dhanak Ye Mosam Kis

Drmareez se tum boht kamzor ho

Dr.:Mareez se ? Tum boht kamzor ho Doodh daba k piyo. (after 1 month) DR: Tum abhi tak kamzor ho ? :Mareez, Dr, Sahab

Hamara har lamha chura liya aapne aankhon

Hamara har lamha chura liya aapne, aankhon ko ik chand dikha diya aapne. Hamein zindagi to di kisi aur ne, par pyaar itna dekar

Hamre ustad ji ne farmya k betag

Hamre ustad ji ne farmya k. Beta.G Hamesha . . Machi aur Bachi khud pakar ke khao to mza he. Lun aur Qanoon kabhi

Koi suraj jagy meri dherti py

Koi Suraj Jagy Meri Dherti Py Kuch Aisa Ho Ye Rat Dhaly Koi Hath Main Thamy Hath Mera Koi Le Ker Mujh Ko Sath

Pyar karo par dokha mat dena

Pyar karo par dokha mat dena… kisi ko ansuoon ka tohfa mat dena… dil se kose koi tumhe zindagi bhar.. aisa kisi ko mauka

Newtons wife to newton how m

Newton’s wife to Newton: ‘ How m i looking ? ‘ Newton: ‘tan c/sin c’ Wife: what ? Newton: ‘tan c / sin c

Yaad teri yad bohat ab aane lagi

‘YAAD’ TERI YAD BOHAT AB AANE LAGI HA EK JAAN HY AB WO BHI JANE LAGI HY TANHA TANHA ABRHNE LAGA HON TANHAI BOHAT

Gand ka sorakh chota karny k 3

GAND KA SORAKH CHOTA KARNY K 3 TIPS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Mene namaaz parh ke khuda se dua

MENE NAMAAZ PARH KE KHUDA SE DUA MANGI DUA MEN APNE LEAY KHUDA SE MOUT MANGI KHUDA NE KAHA MOUT TOO MEN TUJHE DE

Apni yaadon me hum tumhe basana chahte

Apni yaadon me hum tumhe basana chahte hain, Apne pas tumhe hum bulana chahte hain, thak gaye hum tumhe yaad karte karte, Ab hum

Mohabbat phir mohabbat haikabhi dil se nai

Mohabbat phir mohabbat hai, Kabhi dil se nai jati, Hazaron rang hain iss k, Ajab hi dhang hain iss k, Kabhi sehra, Kabhi darya,

1aadmi apne bete k liye esa robot

1aadmi apne bete k liye esa ROBOT laya jo jhoot bolne pr THAPPAR marta tha. Beta: Papa aj me school nai jaunga mere payt

All the love that history knows

All The Love That History Knows, Is Said To Be In Every Rose. Yet All That Could Be Found In Two, Is Less Than

Electronic joke 1 kunwari larki ko baccha

Electronic Joke. 1 Kunwari Larki ko Baccha ho Gaya. Boyfriend: Kaise Hua.? Larki Pyar se boli: Jis Raat Tumhe Ehtlam Hua, Mera BLUETOOTH on

Main apni dosti ko sheher ruswa nhi

main apni dosti ko sheher main ruswa nhi krta,,,, Muhabbat main bi krta hu mgr charcha nhi krta,,,, jo muj se milnay ajaye,, us

Aagy sher pechy cheeta wah agy

AaGy sHer peChy Cheeta wah wah AGy sher peCHy Cheeta Maa Ki ChoOt Us Ki Jo Bhi Ye WOrld Cup Jeeta.

An ant might be small but it

An ‘ANT’ might be small, but it can bite on your hip… Can you bite on ANT’s hip? MORAL: ‘BANDA Jitna chota utna hi

Jabishqmain arman jal ajate hain najany ku

jab”ISHQ”main arman jal ajate hain,,,,, najany ku log badal jate hain,,,, kerna humse MUHABBATzara soch samaj kr,,, hum wafaon main had say guzar jate

Girl50 rupees dena boyright jaib se le

Girl:50 Rupees dena. Boy:Right jaib se le lo. ‘Jeib phati hoi thi LUN haath main Aa giya, Girl:es main to nahi hain. Boy:Left jaib

Humor has been a fashioning instrument in

Humor has been a fashioning instrument in America, cleaving its way through the national life, holding tenaciously to the spread elements of that life.

Sardar k 8 bachon mein 1 alag

Sardar k 8 bachon mein 1 alag hi lagta tha. Sardar mernay lga to bivi sy bola. ‘Hun ty das de, O kida a?’

Aey waqt tou tham ja mujhe

Aey Waqt Tou Tham Ja, Mujhe Yaad Kisi Ko Kerne De, Mujhe Pyar Hua Ek Sung Dil Se, Jo Koi Baat Mujhe Na Kerne

Is he just doing a bad elvis

‘Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?’

Pathan ne larki se jhgra kartey us

PATHAN ne larki se jhgra kartey kartey us ke neechay ungli kar di. Larki boli- Teri ye himmat? PATHAN bola Tumne hi to kaha,

nadan hy kitni wo kuch

*. . .Nadan hy kitni wo kuch samjhti hi nhi., Faraz. .* Seene se laga k puchti he, k Pappu Q khara hogya he.

Gor talb money k qatrey tatton

(GOR TALB) Money K Qatrey TaTToN K Andar Bethy Aapis Mein Batein Kar Rahay Thay 1-Main BaHiR Ja K Piolt BaNo Ga 2-Main Engineer

Pappu ne aaj tak apni gaand back

Pappu Ne Aaj Tak Apni Gaand (Back) Nahi Dekhi Thhi. Kisi Shararat Ki Vajah Se School Mein Teacher Ne Uski Back Pe Kafi Sare

Mukhlis har kisi k sath rehta hun

MUKHLIS HAR KISI K SATH REHTA HUN SHAYED ISI LIYE KHALI HATH REHTA HUN MERA EHSA-E-MUHABT ITNA WASEE HAI FARAZ TERE BAGAIR B DEKH

Aik mureedni peer sb se sex krwane

Aik mureedni Peer Sb se sex krwane k baad bari afsurda naadim or pareshan thi. Apni saheli se ro ro kr bata rahi thi

1 naya shadi shuda jorra rozana sex

1 naya shadi shuda jorra rozana sex krta, 6 mah bad dono kmzor hogye. Akhir 1 doctor k pas gye. Doctor: ap sex sirf

Husband darling tumhara dil nai chahta k

Husband: darling tumhara dil nai chahta k kash tum mard hoti?! Wife: Q aj tmhara chudwane ko dil kr rha hai.?

Kya mangon khuda say tumko panay k

Kya Mangon Khuda Say Tumko panay K Bad KiS Ka Karon Intzar Teray Anay K Bad Kyoun Dost k Liey Jan Luta Detay Han

Insaanon k kandhe par insaan jaa rahe

Insaanon k kandhe par insaan jaa rahe hain kafan mein liptey armaan jaa rahe hain mohabbat na mili jinhe is duniya mein wo mohabbat

Boy i like the soft thing behind

Boy: I like the soft thing behind your braiz. Girl: what? Boy: your heart. Girl: I love the big thing between your two legs.

Piyaar ek sona han piyaaar heera khuda

Piyaar ek sona han Piyaaar ek heera han Piyaar ek Khuda han Piyaar ek Duya han. BUT NOW. Piyaar ek Matlub han Piyaar ek

It is ordinary to love the marvellous

It is ordinary to love the marvellous. But it is marvellous to love the ordinary. Bcoz everyone can love a rose but it takes

Child papa anti ka pait q phula

CHILD: papa Anti ka pait Q phula hai papa: tuje sab pata hai CHILD: nhi pata promise papa: In k pait me pani bhara

Tab tak pyaar se mat karo

Tab tak pyaar se pyaar mat karo, Jab tak pyaar aapse pyaar na kare. Agar pyaar apse pyaar kare to, Pyaar ko itna pyaar

Son papa mummi k 2 or cow

Son: papa Mummi k 2 or Cow k 4 q hen? Dad: Baghairt,kahan se seekh kr aya he ye? Son: papa me to Paon

Ager suhag raat me chudai k baad

Ager Suhag raat me chudai k baad dulhan ko 1chamcha money chata de jaye to subh ko dulhan k oper bohat roop ata hai.

F i had no sense of humor

f I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.

Diye jalany ki rasmen bohat purani hain

Diye jalany ki rasmen bohat purani hain. ‘Faraz’. . . Humari mehfil may to L0g 1 dusry ki choowen saaar dete hain….!:D

Apno ne zeher ka jaam de diya

‘Apno ne zeher ka ‘JAAM’ de diya,, ‘Ghairon ne bewafa ka ‘NAAM’ de diya,, Jo kehte thay humey ‘BHOOL’ na jana,, Aaj ois ne

1 sexy lrki college mei teaching k

1 Sexy lrki college mei teaching k liye gai Principle ne pocha tm kia prha skti ho? Biolo,gy Zo0lo,gy Geolo,gy Lrki: No Sir Sirf

Tumhari surat mujhe har jaga dikhayi de

TUMHARI SURAT MUJHE HAR JAGA DIKHAYI DE JIDHER B JAON MUJHE TU HI TU DIKHAYI DE TERI YAADON MEIN DUBI HUN IS QADAR K

Love is for life life isnt love

Love is for Life, Life isn’t for Love. Love may fail in Life, Life should never fail in Love. So don’t spoil Life in

Khamosh rahoon mien tera saath chahiyey tanha

khamosh rahoon mien tera saath chahiyey tanha hai mera haath, tera haath chahiyey mujhko mere muqadar per itna yakeen to hai tujhko bhi mere

Boy and girl sex kar rahay thay1

Boy and Girl sex kar rahay thay.1 babay ne unhen pakar liya. Baba- Tohadi shakait laggay gi. Girl:baba g ,aap bhi kar lain magar

Khushbu to kuch hi pal ki mehmaan

khushbu to kuch hi pal ki mehmaan hai.. thoda sukoon diya aur udne ki firak me rahti hai…. pyaar ko ham apne wo hawa

Lab khamosh hain aankhon se baat hoti

Lab khamosh hain aankhon se baat hoti hai Aise hi mohabbat ki shuruwat hoti hai ,,,… Tere hi khayalon me khoye rehte hai hum

Meri tum se guzarish ha wafaon ka

Meri tum Se Guzarish Ha Wafaon ka Bharm Rakna, Chlay Ana Meri Khatir Sadaon ka Bharm Rkhna, Charagh-E-Jaan Nahi Bujhta Hawa Mayous Hoti Ha,

Acknowledge that you failed draw your lessons

Acknowledge that you failed, draw your lessons from it, and use it to your advantage to make sure it never happens again.

People say walking on wateris a miracle

people say walking on wateris a miracle, but to me walking peacefully on earth is the real miracle………..!

Lofer or offer mein kya farq hai

‘LOFER’ or ‘OFFER’ mein kya farq hai? Agr koi larka kisi larki ko propose kare t0u ‘LOFER’ Agr koi larki larkay ko propose kare

Sardar 1 ghar k nichay khara

Sardar 1 ghar k nichay khara ‘su-su’ kar raha tha, Upar say 1 Lady boli… dikhta nahi hai, diwaar hai? Sardar: bola thora side

Chand k sath kai dard purane nikle

chand k sath kai dard purane nikle kitne gam the jo tere gam ke bahane nikle fasl-e gul ai phir ik bar asiran-e-vafa apne

Khush raho is liye nahi k app

‘Khush raho’ Is liye nahi k App khush rehna chahty hay Balke Is liye k kuch log App ko khush daikna chahty hain.

Did u know meaning of women want

Did u know meaning of WOMEN? ‘W’ant ‘O’ne ‘M’an for ‘E’very ‘N’ight .

Serious comedy girl main tumhain apna

Serious Comedy: Girl: Main tumhain apna dil nahi day sakti ! Boy: Main itnay uper ka soch bhi nahi raha 😉

Wife aaj 3 dako aaye or meri

Wife: Aaj 3 Dako Aaye Or Meri izzat loot li? Husbnd: Tum Ne Un Ko Roka Nahi? Wife: Maine Bohat Roka Lekin Wo Kehny

80 yr old man dr meri 20

80 yr old man: Dr meri 20 sal ki wife pregnant hogai mjhe yaqin nhi arha Dr: Ok 1 qisa suno 1 shikari shikar

Kabi khud hi mere pass aa meri

KABI KHUD HI MERE PASS AA MERI BATT SON MERA SATH DE JO KHALISH HAI DIL SE NIKAL KE MUJE OLJANO SE NIJAT DE

Frnd teri biwi minu wekh k hasdi

Frnd: Teri biwi minu wekh wekh k hasdi a Minu 2 numbr lagdi a. Sardar: Nai yar O shadi di rat ony minu puchia

Admilady seapke kitne bache hain lady10 manyani

Admi,LADY Se:Apke Kitne BACHE Hain? LADY:’10’ MAN:Yani Apki ZAMEEN achi Zarkhez Hy. LADY:BEHNCHOD Meri ZAMIN Zarkhez Nhi Mra KISAN MEHNTI Hy.

Shaam dhali phir raat ayee dil dharka

SHAAM DHALI PHIR RAAT AYEE DIL DHARKA PHIR AP KI YAAD AYEE AANKHOON NE MEHSOOS KIA US HAWA KO JO AP KO CHOO KAR

Tere liye 1 buri khabar he yar

Tere liye 1 buri khabar he yar? me tujhe kese bataun k, k k mene londy baazi chor di he ab tu apne liye

Kyun itna kareeb chala ata hai koi

kyun itna kareeb chala ata hai koi. kyun mohbat ka ehsas dila jata hai koi. jab aadat si hojati hai dil ko us ki.

Hum mohbbat main zabardasti ke qail nahi

Hum mohbbat main zabardasti ke qail nahi Mohsin..!! jis ne karni hay kary nai ty phudi penn di wich waray..

Dard main tanhai sath ly chalo

Dard main tanhai sath ly chalo.. Dukh main parchai sath ly chalo.. Us ki gand mardo GHALIB.. Jo kehta hai k world cup k

Sir miss k mammay daba rahy thy

Sir miss k mammay daba rahy thy k ek bachy ne dekh lia. Sir: Beta apki miss k seenay me dard hai is liye

U know what is ishqi tell uits

U know what is ISHQ?I Tell U.its PEPSI.P=pyaar E=Ehsaas P=Pagalpan S=Sabar I= Imtihaan.ab ISHQ Sirf Rs.10/- main.Enjoy ISHQ.O ye!Babli.

Maalik khabis admi tm bathroom main ghuss

Maalik: Khabis admi Tm bathroom main ghuss aae ? jab k main naha raha hun. Noker: Ghalti ho gai maaf ker den. Mein samjha

Aajkal ki larkian ye soch kr apne

:AajKal Ki Larkian Ye Soch Kr Apne Boy Frend K Sath So Jati Hen.! Daag To Chala Jay Ga Ye Waqat Phir Nahi Ay

Main 3 tak ginon ga agr tu

Main 3 Tak Ginon Ga Agr Tu Nai Bhaga To Gand Me Goli Maar Dunga 1 2 3 Nahi Bhaga Na Pata Tha Tjhe

Whats love shakespeare says dont ask da

What’s Love? Shakespeare says: “Don’t ask da person who loves someone, But Ask da person who have lost someone.” They only can feel da

Teacher 1 haath mein kitni unglian

Teacher : 1 Haath mein kitni unglian hoti hain? BOYs: 6 GIRLs: 4 Teacher: Tum logo ko kitni bar kaha hai k neekar mein

Yakeen karo woh maut bhi badi suhaani

YAKEEN KARO WOH MAUT BHI BADI SUHAANI HOGI, JISME HAMARI DOSTI VIRAANI HOGI, CHALO VAADA RAHA TUMSE PEHLE HUM JAYENGE, KYONKI TUMRAAHE SWAGAT KI

A jest often decides matters of importance

A jest often decides matters of importance more effectual and happily than seriousness.

Jab kisi ke sapne armaan ban jaayejab

Jab kisi ke sapne kisi ke armaan ban jaaye,Jab kisi ki hansi kisi ki muskaan ban jaaye…. Bemisaal pyar kehte hain use,Jab kisi ki

Kiya hai tumne hum se ek waada

Kiya hai tumne hum se ek waada yaad rakhna, Bhool na jaana kahin apna irada yaad rakhna. Ab na hamain rulana tum, ab na

Sindhi koi aisi cheez bata jo 1

Sindhi: Koi aisi cheez bata jo 1 jesi b ho aur un mai farq b ho Pathan: Koiley ki kan or Altaf Bhai ki