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Sexy SMS Messages

Ik admi ka beta 5th clas mae

Ik admi ka beta 5th clas mae fail hua to 4th mein wapis aya. 4th main fail hua to 3rd main Or 3rd se

ye hai mera khubsurat face ab

(-_-)ye hai mera khubsurat Face Ab Neche Kiya Mera Lun bhi Dekhna Hy? Le Dekh Le l ( c:::::: ) l / Ab Khush

Pathan ek nurse ko chod rha tha

Pathan Ek Nurse Ko Chod rha tha Nurse Chilai Dard ho rha hy? Pathan: Behnchod Khud Waha injection Lagati hy Jaha Sorakh Nhi, Or

Tmhari x ray report agai he ghabrane ki

Tmhari x-ray report agai he ,ghabrane ki koi bt nai ) ( / )~) | / / | / bas gand mein keera hai…

Ager suhag raat me chudai k baad

Ager Suhag raat me chudai k baad dulhan ko 1chamcha money chata de jaye to subh ko dulhan k oper bohat roop ata hai.

Take time or even yrs 2 tell

Take Time Or Even Yrs 2 Tell Sum 1 U Hate Them & Don’t Even Waste a Second 2 Tell Sum 1 That U

1admi larki chodne gaya us nay ko

1admi larki chodne gaya us nay larki ko nanga kya or ulta jhuka kr bola tumhari choot pr 1bi baal nai hai kyun Larki:bhosri

Chand k sath kai dard purane nikle

chand k sath kai dard purane nikle kitne gam the jo tere gam ke bahane nikle fasl-e gul ai phir ik bar asiran-e-vafa apne

Mene hr roz dua m tjhe manga

‘Mene hr Roz DUA m Tjhe Manga hy’ ‘Hon BEWAFAA Mgr WAFA se Tjhe Manga hy’ ‘Kabi SAJDE m Ja kr Pooch Apne RAB

Utra tha chand hamare angan mein per

UTRA THA CHAND HAMARE ANGAN MEIN. PER SITARON KO YE GAWARA NA HUWA. HUM TO SITARON SE BHI BAGHAWAT KAR LETE. PER KIA KARTE,

Chikni choot main lund phisal gaya

ChiKni ChiKni Choot Main Lund PhiSaL GaYa… Wah wah wah ChikNi ChikNi Choot Main Lund PhiSaL GaYa… TaTTay PareShan Hogaye ustad Kidhar Gaya.

Acha friend bilkul larki k brazier ki

Acha Friend bilkul Larki k Brazier ki tara hota hai, 1=Comfortable 2=Supportive 3=Tight 4=Girnay na day & 5=Humesha Dil k pas rahy

Bebas kar deta hai qanoon e dosti warna

Bebas kar deta hai Qanoon-e-dosti warna…!!! , , Main Tujhay itna chodu’n k tu Ghar tak bachy deta hua jaye Bhosri k..:-

Jara humkadam banke mere sath chalna kabhi

Jara humkadam banke mere sath chalna kabhi Bahut najuk seene mai DIL hai mera, Tum andaj mohabbat banke dha’rkna kabh

Jungle may 1 shikari ko shikar na

Jungle May 1 Shikari Ko Shikar Na Mila To Wo Muth Maarnay Beth Gaya. 1 Sher Nay Dekha To Bhaagtay Huay Tamaam Jaanvarun Say

Ek orat murgi walay k pas gaior

Ek orat murgi walay k pas gai..or boli koi achi c murgi dikhao?.. Murgi wallay ne pehli murgi dikhai’ Orat ne usay kiss kia

toyota company ne new car lanch

*. .Toyota Company ne New car lanch ki hi jiska Name hai LORA, Ameer ghrano ki larkia preshan hai Q k Kehna Parta Hai

Larki tum ne to msg kar ke

Larki: Tum Ne To Msg Kar Kar Ke Meri Lassi Bna Daali, Larka: Oh Sorry Yar Mujhe Nahi Pata Tha Ke Tum Mobile Braizear

Pathan hont choomne do larki nahin

Pathan: Hont choomne do. Larki: Nahin lipstick uter jayegi. Pathan: To phir Breast dabane do. Larki: Doodh nikel jayega. Pathan: Acha to phirwo karny

1 sardar ghusse me apni bv se

1 Sardar ghusse me apni Bv se bola… dil karta hai k aaj tere tukre tukre kr dun achanak paroos se awaaz aae… Paa

Jabishqmain arman jal ajate hain najany

‘jab”ISHQ”main arman jal ajate hain,,,,, najany ku log badal jate hain,,,, kerna humse MUHABBATzara soch samaj kr,,, hum wafaon main had say guzar jate

Apki dosti ka sila har hall main

Apki Dosti ka sila har hall main dein gay. Koi b mange ye dil usay taal dein gay. Agar dil b kahe ap bewafa

Sardar dukan se apni bv k lea

Sardar: dukan se apni B.V k lea Wisper ultra lene gya Dukandar- Sir kya size chahye? Sardar: soch soch kr sharmate hue bola “mre

Hme to apno ne lota gero me

Hme to apno ne lota gero me kaha dam tha Jb teri gand mar k nikla to mera 1 tatta kam tha ( ‘.’

Yu nazar ki baat aur dil chura

Yu nazar ki baat ki aur dil chura gaye, Andhero ke saye mein dhadkan suna gaye. Hum to samajhe the ajnabi aapko, Par aap

Us ne phir mera haal pocha hai

Us ne phir mera haal pocha hai, Kitna mushkil sawal pocha hai, Hichkiyun ka ajeeb lehja Tha, Baat ko taal taal pocha hai, Tum

Baba saxidas se unke ek chele ne

Baba Saxidas Se Unke Ek Chele Ne Pucha Chela: “Baba Ji, Ek Aurat Apne Jeeven Mein Apne Pati Se Kya Chathti Hai?” Baba Saxidas:

Veena malik 1 bar sabzi lene gai

Veena Malik 1 bar sabzi lene gai Veena ne 1 boht lambi moli dekhi or pochha ye kia he? Shopkeeper: Baji ye humare liye

Nokrani asked malikan to increase her pay

Nokrani asked Malikan to increase her Pay for 3 Reasons: Nokrani: Pehli wajha, main Khana acha banati hoon. Malikan: Kon kehta hai? Nokrani: Sahib.

Six aur sex mainkiya farq hai very

SIX aur SEX mainkiya farq hai..? very simple. . . utha k maaro tou SIX or litaa k maaro tou SEX. . hath uper

Pathan apni girlfriend se dilbara hum

Pathan apni girlfriend se: dilbara hum tum ko gift me jeans ka pant dega Girlfrnd Khush hokr boli: 0h realy Pathan: Haan mgr uska

Apne haathon se yun chehre ko chupate

Apne haathon se yun chehre ko chupate kyun ho, mujh se sharmate ho toh yun samne aate kyun ho, Tum kabhi meri tarah kar

Pichli line m betha bacha miss mera

Pichli Line m betha bacha: miss mera shoe lace khul gaye hy plz meri help kr dain. Miss pas i or jab lace tie

Suni ek kam krna chand se kuch

SUNI EK KAM KRNA CHAND SE KUCH MATTI LANA ISS SE 2 BOUT BANANA. EK TERY JESA EK MERY JESA IN BOUTOON KO TORNA

Yakeen karo woh maut bhi badi suhaani

YAKEEN KARO WOH MAUT BHI BADI SUHAANI HOGI, JISME HAMARI DOSTI VIRAANI HOGI, CHALO VAADA RAHA TUMSE PEHLE HUM JAYENGE, KYONKI TUMRAAHE SWAGAT KI

Boss jb me tmko marta hon to

‘Boss: jb me tmko marta hOn tO tm apna gusa kese nikalte ho? Nokar:Toilet saf kr k Boss:To ussy mera kya bigrta hy? Nokar:Toilet

1 larki ko khusray se pyar ho

1 Larki ko khusray se pyar ho gya During s*ex Larki: Dalo na Khusra: Da*l to raha hun Larki: A*ndar to nai hay Khusra:

The one thing we can never get

The one thing we can never get enough of is love. And the one thing we never give enough is love.

Girl check up k liye gayi dr

Girl check up k liye gayi Dr Ki niyat kharab ho gayi Dr Ne uske kapre utarwaye Girl:Kiss kyon le rahe ho Dr:Checkup k

Dil ka haal bata na paye pyaar

Dil ka haal bata na paye, Pyaar unse jata na paye, Mushkil jaane ye baat kyu hoti hai, Ek shabd bhi unse keh na

Humor is an affirmation of dignity a

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man’s superiority to all that befalls him.

Love bears all things believes hopes

Love bears all things, Love believes all things, Love hopes all things, and most precious of all, Love endures all things. Come we love

Humor is always based on a modicum

Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law.

Wife to husband sex karty waqt

Wife To Husband: Sex Karty Waqt Ap Hips ko Nocha Tu Mat Karen! Peechy Sy Nokrani Boli: Bibi G! Achi Tarah Samjhao, Mujh se

Aik pathan 40 din ka chilla kaat

Aik PATHAN 40 Din Ka Chilla Kaat Raha Tha, 39 Ven Raat Shaitan Aa kar Us kay Samney Nanga So Gaya, PATHAN Jaldi Sey

Acknowledge that you failed draw your lessons

Acknowledge that you failed, draw your lessons from it, and use it to your advantage to make sure it never happens again.

Gor talb money k qatrey tatton

(GOR TALB) Money K Qatrey TaTToN K Andar Bethy Aapis Mein Batein Kar Rahay Thay 1-Main BaHiR Ja K Piolt BaNo Ga 2-Main Engineer

Ek larki doosri se yar shuru main

Ek Larki Doosri Se: Yar Shuru Shuru main To Bara Maza Aa Raha Tha lekin? Doosri: Lekin Kya? Batao na 1st: Lekin Jab Baad

Choot ki choot choot paida ki

CHoot Ki Choot, CHoot Ki Choot Paida ki tu ne kitni choot Phir bhi rahi tu choot ki choot Dhat teri Maaa Ki choot.

Sms na bhejne wale tamaam doston se

SmS na bhejne wale tamaam doston se guzarish hai k wo yahan tashreef rakhen… . . . . . . ) ( (,,,):::::::::::::o |@

Dua hai k teri dunia me koi

Dua Hai K Teri Dunia Me Koi Ghum Na Ho,Dua Hai K Teri Muskan Kabhi Kam Na Ho,Agar Kabhi Teri Palkon Me Aansu Aayen,To

An inexhaustible good nature is one of

An inexhaustible good nature is one of the most precious gifts of heven, spreading itself like oil over the troubled sea of thought, and

Pathan shirt utar k ghar bahar khara

pathan shirt utar k ghar k bahar khara tha ek aadmi bola;wah sardar g kya seena hai! pathan fakhar se;abe ye to kuch bhi

Teri hasti se zaat khushbu aaye tou

Teri Hasti Se Teri Zaat Se Khushbu Aaye, Tou Jo Bolay To Teri Bat Se Khushbu Aaye, TujhKo Dekhon To Meri Aankh Mehak Si

A relationship is like a rose

A relationship is like a rose, How long it lasts, no one knows; Love can erase an awful past, Love can be yours, you’ll

Boy is sitting in a hotel room

Boy is sitting in a hotel room with a girl Girl: mana k tum b larke ho or me larki Boy: to? Girl: mana

Teacher batao angraiz log goray paida hotay

Teacher: Batao Angraiz Log Goray Paida Hotay Hain Or Hum Kaalay. AYSA Kyøn? Student: Kyon K Wahaan Ponds Cream Laga K SEX Hota Hai

Wife apne pathan husband se kya

Wife Apne Pathan Husband Se: Kya Kal Raat Aap Ne SAATHI Charhaya Tha? Pathan: Nahi Nahi.. Kal Raat To Hum Akela Hi Charha Tha.

Ladka ladki movie dekhne gaye andhera

Ladka Ladki Movie Dekhne Gaye. Andhera Hote Hi Ladka Ladki Se Chhedkhani Shuru Kar Deta Hai. Thodi Der Bad Ladki Ladke Se Kehati Hai:

Ab tou bathroom mein bhi kala undrwear

Ab tou bathroom mein bhi kala undrwear pehen k alert rehna parta hy yaar0n Kahin Shahid kapoor aa k na poch le k ‘where

Girljab hum larkian peshab karti hen to

GIRL:jab hum larkian peshab karti hen to awaz aati he aur jab tum boys karty ho to awaz nhi aati Q? BOY:Q k hmary

The truth is that there is only

The truth [is] that there is only one terminal dignity-love. And the story of a love is not important-what is important is that one

Pyas aisi k pee jaon aankhein uski

Pyas Aisi k Pee jaon Aankhein Uski Naseeb Aisa keh MoyasSar Zehar bi nahi Be-Los Wafayen Koi Ham say Seekhay JisSAy Toot k Chaha

Mat puch lund ki lambai kaha tak

Mat puch Lund ki lambai kaha tak hai Tu andr jane de teri taqat jaha tak hai Farig hone ki umed ksi or ko

Jeen da wal sekha de yara suti

jeen da wal sekha de yara suti nabaz chala de yara mudat baad aae dil hasea aae raaj ke aaj hasa de yara sute

Sexy lady in sexy voice batao mere

Sexy lady in sexy voice: “Batao mere underwear main kiya hy?” pathan: confidence se: Lastic he hoga, naarry wala underwear kon pehenta hy baji

Electronic joke 1 kunwari larki ko baccha

Electronic Joke. 1 Kunwari Larki ko Baccha ho Gaya. Boyfriend: Kaise Hua.? Larki Pyar se boli: Jis Raat Tumhe Ehtlam Hua, Mera BLUETOOTH on

Suno acha nahi lagta suno acha

SUNO ACHA NAHI LAGTA Suno Acha Nahin Lagta, K Koi Dosra Dekhay, Tumhari Sharbati Aankhen, Lab-o-Rukhsaar Aur Palkein, Siyah Lambi Ghanee Zulfein Sarahay Dosra

ustadpappu agar tumhary pass 4 toffee

*. .Ustad:~Pappu agar tumhary pass 4 toffee hain aur tum woh Aamir, Akram, Aslam, Saleem ko day do to tumhary pass kya bachay ga?

Shadi ki pehli raat shohar apni bivi

Shadi ki pehli raat Shohar Apni BIVI ko Rs.500 de kr bola Hmne ye kaam kabi Free me kiya hi nai. BIVI 200 wapis

Un dino kafi dar lgta tha nachna

Un dino kafi dar lgta tha nachna gana khelna kodna uff bahar jana geelay pan ka dar…. Phr mjy mila bas 25 RS me

What means in honey moon h hey

What means in HONEY MOON H -Hey! Mat Karo O -Oh! Na Dabao N -Nipple Dukhti Hai E -Etna Lamba Y -Ye dalo gay

Serious comedy girl main tumhain apna

Serious Comedy: Girl: Main tumhain apna dil nahi day sakti ! Boy: Main itnay uper ka soch bhi nahi raha 😉

Abi ghar na jana ye bikhri

“ABI GHAR NA JANA” Ye Bikhri si Zulfain, Ye Phela sa Kajal, Ye Bechain Ankhen, Ye Simta sa Anchal,

Kashti b nhe badli sahil badla dobne

Kashti b nhe badli Sahil b nhe badla Dobne walo ka jazba b nhe badla Hain shok-e- safar aisa ek umr se dosto Manzil

Ay dost mri chahton par aitraz

Ay Dost Mri Chahton par Aitraz krna Rahy Sath Hmara bus Ye Dua krna Main don Sath Tumhara Zndgi k har Mor per Agr

Ek dafa ek murghi ne pakistan or

Ek dafa ek murghi ne pakistan or hindustan ke bardur per unda dia do mulkon me larai ho gaye ke unde kon le ga.

Pathan ki bv sex k doran pathan

Pathan ki BV Sex k doran pathan Se boli: Zara Niples to Chooso! Pathan thori der Nipls Choosne k bad Rone laga, BV: kya

Kuch door hamare saath chalo hum dil

Kuch door hamare saath chalo Hum dil ki kahani kehdein ge Samjhe na tum jisse aankhon se Woh baat zubaani kehdein ge Jo pyar

Boy george is all england needs

‘Boy George is all England needs – another queen who can’t dress.’

Kar rahin hoon main zindagi ka intezaar

Kar Rahin Hoon main Zindagi ka Intezaar, k Kabhi Tu bhi Karega intezaar, Mat Bhul Is zindagi ka, Dusra Naam hota hai Sirf Pyaar.

One good thing about internet dating youre

One good thing about internet dating: you’re guaranteed to click with whomever you meet.

Log kehtey hain ke ishq itna mat

Log kehtey hain ke ishq itna mat karo, Ke husn sar pey sawaar ho jaaye, Hum kehtey hain ke ishq itna karo, Key patthar

Aik couple honeymoon mana kr wapsi train

Aik Couple Honeymoon Mana kr wapsi train ma bary romantic Mood ma aa raha tha Wife: janu sar ma dard ho raha ha, Husbnd

Boy medical store pe viagra extra doz

Boy medical store pe: VI*AGRA extra doz dena aj rat 3 larkiyan arahi hen Next day: Boy: ek ‘IODEX’ dena Cemist: kis lye? boy:mre

Wo to milta hy mehdood sy lamhon

Wo to milta hy Mehdood sy Lamhon Mein Mujh ko Phir B Dil hy k kitni Fursat sy Sochta hy Usay.

Milna itifaak tha bicharna naseeb wo utna

milna itifaak tha bicharna naseeb tha wo utna he door ho gaya jitna kareeb tha hum usko dekhne k liye taraste he rahe jis

Be careful when a gal tells u

Be careful when a gal tells u that she loves u from the bottom of her heart. For this may mean that there is

1admi 1 lady se kehta he apke

1Admi 1 LADY se kehta he- Apke kitne BACHHE hai? LADY’10’ MAN-Yani apki ZAMiN acchi zarkez Hai. LADY-BEHANCHOD Meri ZAMiN zarkhez nahi,mera KiSAAN MEHANTi

Boss ne apni seceratary ko bulaya aur

Boss Ne Apni Seceratary Ko Bulaya Aur Bola Boss: “Meri London Ki Ticket Book Kara Do, Aur Is Baar Mera Naam D.K. Bhos Likhwana,

Main qaasid kis tarha bhejoon khud

Main Qaasid Kis Tarha Bhejoo’n Main Khud Hi Tum Se Mil Loonga Tumhain Jo Dekh Leta Hay Tumhara Ho Hi Jata Hay … !!!

Sonmom ap roz papa pe char k

SON:Mom Ap Roz Papa Pe Char k Jump Q Krti Ho? MOM.: Papa k Pait Ki Hawa Nikalti hon. SON:Kya Faida Kaam wali Papa

Socha tha ik zakham hay bhar jaiga

SOCHA THA IK ZAKHAM HAY BHAR JAIGA… KIA KHABAR THI RAG-O-JAN MAIN UTAR JAIGA… THEEK LIKHA THA MERAY HATHON KI LAKIRON MAIN… TU AGAR

1 intihai bhenchod shair arz hai

1 intihai Bhenchod Shair Arz Hai. US Ne Honto Se Chu Kar Loray Main Nasha Kar Dia, wah wah..! Lun Ki Baat To Or

Kisne kaha tujhe k anjan bn aya

Kisne kaha tujhe k anjan bn k aya kr Mere dil k aine me mehman bn k aya kr Ek tujhe hi to bakhshi

Boy meri shirt 2000 ki haimere shoes

Boy: Meri shirt 2000 ki hai,mere shoes 5000 k aur jeans 7000 ki hai.. Girl: Pehlay apni zip band karo.. 20 rupay ka phoolon

Mohabton k fasane me nam hai tera

Mohabton k Fasane Me Nam Hai TERA MERE Dil Me Bara Ehtram Hai TRA MERE Dil Me B Abad Hai Ek ZAMANA Us Zamane

Punjabi larki mai chalaak na hoti tho

Punjabi Larki Mai Chalaak Na Hoti ThO Aub Tak Mera 50-60 Bar Rape Ho Chuka Hota Saheli Kaise Bachti Ho Har Dafa Punjabi Larki

Maa soja warna gabbar ajaiga bacha

Maa: Soja warna gabbar ajaiga, Bacha: Pehle 100 rupeye do, Maa: Q? Bacha: warna me papa ko bata dunga mere sone k bad gabbar

Yaad teri yad bohat ab aane lagi

‘YAAD’ TERI YAD BOHAT AB AANE LAGI HA EK JAAN HY AB WO BHI JANE LAGI HY TANHA TANHA ABRHNE LAGA HON TANHAI BOHAT

If someone throw stone towards u

if someone throw stone towards u , throw love towards him. but if some1 throw love towards u , then sit 4 a while

Distance between two hearts is not

Distance Between Two Hearts Is Not An Obstacle. Rather A Beautiful Reminder Of Just How Strong True Love Can Be.

Wo uktaya sa rahta hai hamari wafaon

wo uktaya sa rahta hai hamari wafaon se,,, ,,,,,, MEER usay kahna hamain dikhawy ki muhabbat achi nahi lagti

Hum mohbbat main zabardasti ke qail nahi

Hum mohbbat main zabardasti ke qail nahi Mohsin..!! jis ne karni hay kary nai ty phudi penn di wich waray..

Bakri ki jaan talwar k neeche

Bakri Ki Jaan Talwar K Neeche, Larki Ki Jaan Shalwar K Neeche, Jo Chali Jae, Mat Bhago Us K Peeche, Pyar Karo Bas Usi

All beautiful things start from the heart

All beautiful things start from the heart. All bad things start from the mind. Never let the mind rule ur heart. Let the heart

Jawani tery lund pe kuch is tarah

Jawani tery LUND pe kuch is tarah aayi wah wah bhosri k sun to ley Jawani tery LUND pe kuch is tarah aayi Kuttey

Khalis mohabbat mein itna inaam paya hai

Khalis mohabbat mein itna inaam paya hai, Maine apne har shair mein tera hi naam paya hai, Barso baad tujhko phir yaad aaya hoon

1 larki bus mein plz give me

1 larki bus mein: Plz give me seat I’m Pregnant. Boy: per aap lagti to nahi… Larki: Lagun gi kaise abhi 1 ghante pehle

1 admi ghussay may apni bv say

1 admi ghussay may apni Bv say bola… Dil karta hai k aaj tere tukray tukray kr k phenk doan. achanak paroos say awaz

All my humor is based upon destruction

All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without disease and violence, I’d be standing on the

Girl during sex uncle ji lun

Girl during Sex: Uncle ji, Lun Seedha Choot Me Dalo na, Slip hokar Gaand me ja Raha Hy. Oldman:Janey do Maadarchod ki kismat me

Agar aap apne lund ko powerful bnana

Agar aap apne lund ko powerful bnana chahte hain to apne penis per kale bhoondon ka oil massage kren. From: Saudia Tibbi Foundation. Black

Usay itna bata dena main us

USAY ITNA BATA DENA…!! Main Us se Door ho kr B,, BOhut Majboor ho kr B,, Dukhon se Choor ho kr B,, Usi ko

Ye jhoot hy k mohbt barbad karti

Ye Jhoot hy k Mohbt Barbad karti hy Dost, Log Khud hi Mohbt ki Gaand me Gussty hein Cho0t k Chakkar me….(^,^)

Sexy girl to boy mere aage ungli

Sexy girl to boy Mere aage ungli dalo Ah Mere peeche ungli dalo Ah Mere moonh mein ungli dalo Boy ye lund kaha dalon

Chodtey waqt mard ki taqat ka

‘Chodtey Waqt Mard ki taqat Ka Andaza Hiltey Huey ‘TATT0N’ se Nahi Balkey. LARKI K ‘Uchaltey huey’ ‘MAMMON’ se hota hai jis tarah Chudai

Kabhi dekha hai tu ne ik nazar

Kabhi dekha hai tu ne ik nazar ehtlaam k baad, Kitney sooney lagtey hain Tattay is kaam k baad, Din to Jesay tesay guzar

Love has nothing to do with

Love has nothing to do with wht you r expecting to get. Its wht u r expected to give, which is everything.

Asaa door daraz wasde haa sakoo raat

Asaa Door Daraz wasde haa Sakoo Raat tikaa Subah tur waisoo Mata Samjhee hik Hafta Reh posin Hik Raat Nibhaa Subaah Tur waisoo Tai

Geo 1 din veena k 7

‘GEO’ ‘1 Din Veena K 7’ Q. Subah uth kar pehle kia karti ho? Ans.G me apne ghar jati hu, Q:Aap ziyada shoping kapro

Saas lanat ho baho tujh

SAAS : Lanat ho ‘Baho’ tujh pe k 8 saal baad ek bacha peda kiya ! BAHO: Mujh sy ziada Lanat teray ‘Betay’ pe

Shajar hota t0 patoon py likh k

‘Shajar hota t0 Patoon py likh likh k naam tera, ‘Tere sheher ki janib hawaoon mein oraa [email protected]

Boy main 2 cheezain mangta hoon 1

boy: main 2 cheezain mangta hoon 1 deni hogi girl: maang lo boy: kiss ya kuss girl:tum dono k mazy loot sakte ho boy:wo

I never loved u more coz

I Never Loved U More Coz I Nevr Loved U Less I Dnt Luv U Nw Coz I Wil Luv U Always I Dnt

Tab tak pyaar se mat karo

Tab tak pyaar se pyaar mat karo, Jab tak pyaar aapse pyaar na kare. Agar pyaar apse pyaar kare to, Pyaar ko itna pyaar

Newtons wife to newton how m

Newton’s wife to Newton: ‘ How m i looking ? ‘ Newton: ‘tan c/sin c’ Wife: what ? Newton: ‘tan c / sin c

Kal fursat na mili tu kya karo

kal fursat na mili tu kya karo gay, itni mohabat na mili tu kya karo gay. roz humain rula dete ho kar k udaas,

Is raat ki tanhaiyo kysab rang badal

Is Raat Ki Tanhaiyo Ky,Sab Rang Badal Gay Hai, Chand Nikla Hai Waisy Hi,Andhery Badal Gay Hai, Jinky Bharosy Thi Khushiyan,Wo Badal Gay Hai,

Shikwa nahi kisi se se gila

Shikwa Nahi Kisi Se, Kisi Se Gila Nahi Wah wah Shikwa Nahi Kisi Se, Kisi Se Gila Nahi . . . Uska Brazier hi

Tanhai mein aksar beth kar balance chek

Tanhai mein aksar beth kar balance Chek kia karte the.,,,, ‘dOsT’ Kisi taxi k bachy ne Us par bhi Tax laga diya …

Luv is beautiful bcoz its a

Luv Is Beautiful Bcoz It’s A Feeling Controlled By Heart, Bt FRNDSHIP Is Much Beautiful Bcoz It’s A Feeling Dat Controls D HEART

Coke wd ink walk stick its strange

Coke wd ink walk wd stick -its strange- Run on 1 leg Fly wd birds -its difficult- Sing lk hen Laugh lk frog -Its