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Sexy SMS Messages

Yhi ni k tujhy jeetny ki khwahish

yhi ni k tujhy jeetny ki khwahish hy… me try wasty khud ko b haar sakta hon

Ussay apne husan pe gharor tha

Ussay apne Husan pe Gharor tha,, Mujye apne Ana ka khyal tha,, Ussay Dil Lgi ma Kamal tha,, Meri Dil ki Lagi ka Sawal

Mere dil ki kitab ko padhna kabhi

Mere dil ki kitab ko padhna kabhi, Sapno me aake mujh se milna kabhi Maine duniya sazai hai tere liye, Meri nazro ki ummed

Aj rutha huwa aik dost buhat yad

aj rutha huwa aik dost buhat yad aya acha guzra huwa khuch waqt buhat yad aya mari ankhon k har aik ashk per roone

Mouhabat tum say ki hai dulhan k

Mouhabat Tum Say Ki Hai Dulhan K Roop Mai Pana Cahata Hon Bus Tumhain Chahta Hon Tumhain Paa K Dunya Say Chupana Cahata Hon

Shikwa nahi kisi se se gila

Shikwa Nahi Kisi Se, Kisi Se Gila Nahi Wah wah Shikwa Nahi Kisi Se, Kisi Se Gila Nahi . . . Uska Brazier hi

12 sal ka bacha rape case me

12 sal ka Bacha RAPE case me Pkra Gya LADY wkeel nay Adalat mai Uski Lulli Pkri or Boli: Jaj sb Kia ye RAPE

1 shehri lrki dehati se mry husbnd

1 shehri Lrki Dehati Lrki se: mry husbnd ne mje bht mushklon k bad paya! Dehati Lrki:Tusi v pagal o mre khawand ne te

Find arms thatll hold u at ur

Find arms that’ll hold u at ur weakest, the eyes that’ll c u at ur roughest, a heart that’ll luv u at ur worst,

Ankhon ko intizar ki adat si ho

Ankhon ko intizar ki adat si ho gai. Yani khyal-e-yar ki adat si ho gai.. Aab doosra milay bhi to dil manta nahi.. Hum

Kbhi kbhi choti si lulli bi cheeken

Kbhi kbhi choti si LULLI bi cheeken nikal dete hai agr yaqeen na hoto Apni LULLI pe hathora mar ke dekhlo.

Sardar sali se meri dhoti utha k

Sardar sali Se: Meri dhoti utha k Nichy Dekho kitna Pyara underwear hy? Sali Dekh kr: O’teri khair howy jeju undrwear te Paya e

1 pathan condom lene medical store jata

1 PATHAN CONDOM LENE MEDICAL STORE JATA HE OR RASTE ME CONDOM NAME BHOL JATA HE OR PHIR MEDICAL PER JAKER KEHTA HE BHAI

Silent loveroz kisi ka intezar hota hairoz

‘Silent Love’. Roz Kisi Ka Intezar Hota Hai. Roz Ye Dil Bekarar Hota Hai. Kaise Samjhain Is Dunia Walon Ko. Ke Chup RehneY Walon

Sardar kal pehli wari main teri bhabi

Sardar: Kal pehli wari main teri Bhabi di yaad bhulan wasty sharab di botal da sahara lita. Dost: Fair ki hoya. Sardar: Hona ki

Baba saxidas se unke ek chele ne

Baba Saxidas Se Unke Ek Chele Ne Pucha Chela: “Baba Ji, Ek Aurat Apne Jeeven Mein Apne Pati Se Kya Chathti Hai?” Baba Saxidas:

Oye pagal insan sara din kam me

Oye Pagal insan Sara din kam me laga rehta hai Apni sehat ka b Khayal nahi karta Le Ganna choos, Jaan bana ) (

Sardar apni wife se sex krte hue

Sardar Apni Wife Se Sex krte Hue Usky Boobs Choos Rha Tha achanak ch0ta beta uth gaya 0r b0la Papa Sharm Nhi ati, Apni

Bhool gaye w0 bhosri k hamein

Bhool Gaye W0 Bhosri K Hamein Bheegi Shaam Ki Tarah, Jo Bharwey Choostey Thy Hamara LUND Meethey Aaam Ki Tarah Dedicate to all Gando

Husband tells wifeu have a big bum

Husband tells wife:u have a big bum like a tandoor. At night he asks his wife 2 have sex. Wife said:forget it.why light a

Biwi aaj main brazer badal rahi

Biwi : Aaj main brazer badal rahi thi to aik lardka mujhay daikh raha tha. Shohar: phir tum nay kiya kiya? Biwi: mujhay sharam

There is only one sort of love

There is only one sort of love, But there are a thousand copies

Wen stars shine at nite in sky

Wen stars shine at nite in sky My body blasts like bomb Nahi samjay? Professor Naseebo Lal explains it Jadun rat nu niklan taray,

Arz kiya hy meray hain srf 2

Arz Kiya Hy meray hain srf 2 hi t*attay, Wah Wah wah meray hain srf 2 hi t*attay, . . . . . .

Aey waqt tou tham ja mujhe

Aey Waqt Tou Tham Ja, Mujhe Yaad Kisi Ko Kerne De, Mujhe Pyar Hua Ek Sung Dil Se, Jo Koi Baat Mujhe Na Kerne

Serious comedy girl main tumhain apna

Serious Comedy: Girl: Main tumhain apna dil nahi day sakti ! Boy: Main itnay uper ka soch bhi nahi raha 😉

Dard kaisa bhi ho aankh nam na

Dard kaisa bhi ho aankh nam na karo, Raat kaali sahi koi gam na karo, Ik sitara bano jagmagatey raho, Zindagi mein sada muskurate

Hamre ustad ji ne farmya k betag

Hamre ustad ji ne farmya k. Beta.G Hamesha . . Machi aur Bachi khud pakar ke khao to mza he. Lun aur Qanoon kabhi

Humor has been a fashioning instrument in

Humor has been a fashioning instrument in America, cleaving its way through the national life, holding tenaciously to the spread elements of that life.

Intehai behan chod sher arz kya hai

Intehai behan chod sher arz kya hai Ghor Farmaiye Ga Mohabbat Hy Kuch Nahi Sirf Hy Ye Jism Ki Bhook Ishq Ki MAA Ka

Strange facts 1 ek luqma 7sec

Strange FACTS 1. Ek Luqma 7sec k baad pait men pohunchta hy. 2. Insani baal 3kg tk wazan otha sakta hy. 3. Her mard

Mohabbat khud batati hai kahan kis ka

~,,Mohabbat Khud Batati Hai, Kahan Kis Ka Thikana Hai, Kise Aankhon Me Rakhna Hai,,, Kise Dil Me Basana Hai,,, Riha Kerna Hai Kis Ko,,,

Bacha papa aaj se school may 1

Bacha! Papa aaj se school may 1 period SEX EDUCATION ka be shuru ho gaya hai Papa!Good, lakin tum apni LULLI Q hila rahay

Pathan gadhe k sath sex kr raha

PATHAN Gadhe k sath sex kr raha tha k B.V ne dekh liya Or boli sharm nahi aati ye karte hue? PATHAN: Sharm kis

Dil tuta to ek aawaz aai

Dil tuta to ek aawaz aai , cheer kar dekha to ek cheez nikal aayi, Socha kya hoga is khali dil me, Dhokar dekha

Pathan imported condom hai dukandar han

Pathan: Imported condom hai.? Dukandar: Han, size batao.? Pathan: Nahi pata Dukandar: Samny room mai table mai surakh hai us mai daal kr size

A caricature is putting the face of

A caricature is putting the face of a joke on the body of a truth. Levity is often less foolish and gravity less wise

Phoolon mein gulab achhaa lagta hai sapno

Phoolon mein gulab achhaa lagta hai, Sapno mein khwab achhaa lagta hai, Aap hamein sms bhejte rahe Hame aapka yeh andaz achaa lagta hai

Larka molvi sahab kya girl friend

Larka : Molvi sahab kya Girl friend k saath sona Haram hai? Molvi : Beta baat haram halal ki nahi hai Masla yeh hai

Geo 1 din veena k 7

‘GEO’ ‘1 Din Veena K 7’ Q. Subah uth kar pehle kia karti ho? Ans.G me apne ghar jati hu, Q:Aap ziyada shoping kapro

Suni ek kam krna chand se kuch

SUNI EK KAM KRNA CHAND SE KUCH MATTI LANA ISS SE 2 BOUT BANANA. EK TERY JESA EK MERY JESA IN BOUTOON KO TORNA

Faraz sad story kal meri birthday

FARAZ Sad Story kal meri Birthday thi Meri BV bacho ne mje wish nhi kia Mai kaam pr gya lekin mre dosto ne b

The pure urdu name for condom

The pure Urdu name for condom: Ghilaaf-e-auzaar-e-mazaa-e-mohabbat -e- bandish-e-izaafaa-e-nasal. Kuch tamiz seekh lo. Gubbaara gubbaara karte rehte ho.

You are like the sunshine so warm

You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet. you are like you. and that’s the reason why I love

Ankhen to pyar me dilki zuban hoti

Ankhen to pyar me dilki zuban hoti hai, sachi chahat to sada bezuban hoti hai, pyar mai dard bhi mile to kya gabrana, suna

Main qaasid kis tarha bhejoon khud

Main Qaasid Kis Tarha Bhejoo’n Main Khud Hi Tum Se Mil Loonga Tumhain Jo Dekh Leta Hay Tumhara Ho Hi Jata Hay … !!!

Mujhay uski phudi key zoq e kamaal ki inteha

‘Mujhay uski Phudi key ‘Zoq-E-Kamaal’ ki inteha to nahe malom…, ‘Lekin jis Phudi mein ‘Mera Lun’ samaa jaye Osey kisi aur ka acha nahe

English na aanay ka nuksaan boyfrind

English na aanay ka nuksaan! Boyfrind apni girlfriend se Darling R u free tonight? Girlfriend: Haramkhor Free k bache Aaj se pehle kbhi paise

Khush raho is liye nahi k app

‘Khush raho’ Is liye nahi k App khush rehna chahty hay Balke Is liye k kuch log App ko khush daikna chahty hain.

Veena malik 1 bar sabzi lene gai

Veena Malik 1 bar sabzi lene gai Veena ne 1 boht lambi moli dekhi or pochha ye kia he? Shopkeeper: Baji ye humare liye

A jest often decides matters of importance

A jest often decides matters of importance more effectual and happily than seriousness.

Tum kia jano pyaar ki had

Tum Kia Jano Pyaar Ki Had Bharway . . . . . . . Sirf Ek Larki ne Tumhein Aankh Kia Mar di, Tum

Jaan kar bhi woh mujhe jaan na

Jaan kar bhi woh Mujhe jaan na paaye, Aaj tak woh Mujhe pehchaan na paaye, Khud hi kar li bewafai humne, taaki unpar koi

Admi ki shalwar wali jaib ko darzi

Admi ki shalwar wali jaib ko darzi kpra lgana bhol gya. Chor ne zip khol k hath dala: ‘O Teri behn nu…. Aidy wadi

Tab tak pyaar se mat karo

Tab tak pyaar se pyaar mat karo, Jab tak pyaar aapse pyaar na kare. Agar pyaar apse pyaar kare to, Pyaar ko itna pyaar

If you cannot read this please ask

If you cannot read this, please ask the flight attendant for assistance.

Mene hr roz dua m tjhe manga

‘Mene hr Roz DUA m Tjhe Manga hy’ ‘Hon BEWAFAA Mgr WAFA se Tjhe Manga hy’ ‘Kabi SAJDE m Ja kr Pooch Apne RAB

Aik pathan 40 din ka chilla kaat

Aik PATHAN 40 Din Ka Chilla Kaat Raha Tha, 39 Ven Raat Shaitan Aa kar Us kay Samney Nanga So Gaya, PATHAN Jaldi Sey

Secretary saw zip of boss pant is

Secretary saw zip of Boss pant is open Secretary-/ Sir your garage door is open Boss-/ Did u c my BMW + Secretary No

Ye wafa bhi kiakhatahay mujhe sochna

‘Ye Wafa bhi kia“khata”hay? Mujhe sochna pare ga Usay Mujhse Kiun“GiLA”hay? Mujhe sochna pare ga Dil-e- Muztarib hua hay Teri “Yaad” se guraizaan Ye“MUQAM”kon

Manga hy rab se tujhe iltija kr

Manga hy rab se tujhe iltija kr k, ab door na jana kbi mjhe tanha kr k, tujhse wabasta hy zndgi apni, chahenge tujhe

Tumharekhuwabsajany me lutf aata hay k

Tumhare“KHUWAB”sajany me lutf aata hay, K apne aap“JALANY’ me lutf aata hay, Khuda se apne liye “MAANGTi” hon jab tujh ko, Mujhy ye“HATH”othany me

Girl oh no bleeding shuru hogai hy

Girl: Oh No, Bleeding Shuru Hogai Hy Plz Jaldi Nikaalo Bohat Dard Horaha Hy Oh Oi Ma Aah Itna Zor? Bus Karo! Nikaal B

Girl dekhain aap ne meray mummay choos

Girl: Dekhain Aap ne meray Mummay Choos Choos ke kitney barey kr diye hain.. Boy: Darling! Agr is tarha hota to aj mera LUN

80 yr old man dr meri 20

80 yr old man: Dr meri 20 sal ki wife pregnant hogai mjhe yaqin nhi arha Dr: Ok 1 qisa suno 1 shikari shikar

Jism ka wo konsa hissa hai jo

Jism ka wo konsa hissa hai Jo Garmi or Sardi Dono me ‘GARAM’ rehta hai …? . . . . . . . .

Teacher 2 child tum bohat badtamez ho

Teacher 2 chiLd: Tum bohat badtamez ho gaye ho btao kya saza doon tumhen. Child: Miss koi B saza 2 lekin tatto se nai

Ay dost agr tmko mjhse acha mily

Ay dost Agr Tmko Mjhse acha dost mily to Beshak Usse dosti kr lena Mgr jb Wo Tmko thukra de to HUm Tmko wahin

Hum wo nahi jo matlab se yaad

Hum wo nahi jo matlab se yaad karte hai, Hum wo hai jo dil se pyar krte hai. Apka paigam aye na aye, Pr

16 yrs 25

16 yrs /(.)=(.) 25 yrs /( . )=( . ) 36yrs /( . )=( . ) kya samjy? Zyada SMS prhogy to itna bara

Aik couple honeymoon mana kr wapsi train

Aik Couple Honeymoon Mana kr wapsi train ma bary romantic Mood ma aa raha tha Wife: janu sar ma dard ho raha ha, Husbnd

Lofer or offer mein kya farq hai

‘LOFER’ or ‘OFFER’ mein kya farq hai? Agr koi larka kisi larki ko propose kare t0u ‘LOFER’ Agr koi larki larkay ko propose kare

Cycle k mistri ne suhag rat ko

Cycle k mistri ne suhag rat ko apni BV ko pani valy tub me bethaya, BV boli ye kia kr rahe ho, Mistri! Mujy

Janam ki pyaas thi meri kaise sahti

Janam Ki Pyaas Thi Meri, Kaise Sahti Ab Aur Doori, Chipak Gayi Mohan Ke Tan Se, Laga Choomne Wo Bhi Manse. Choochi Tan Gayi,

Kafan se mat dhako mere is chehre

‘Kafan se mat dhako mere is chehre ko, mujhe aadat hai muskuraane ki … Mat Dafnaao muzhe Kabarr me, Mujhe ab bhi umeed hai

Pyar karo par dokha mat dena

Pyar karo par dokha mat dena… kisi ko ansuoon ka tohfa mat dena… dil se kose koi tumhe zindagi bhar.. aisa kisi ko mauka

Insan sub se ziada apne libaas pe

Insan sub se ziada apne libaas pe kharacha krta hai ……..or……. sub se ziada enjoy kapron k bagher krta hai……….

Unke chehre pe is kadar noor hai

Unke chehre pe is kadar noor hai k unki yaad mein rona bhi manzoor hai bewafa bhi nahin keh sakte unko pyaar to humne

Beautiful sentence but i luv u and

Beautiful sentence BUT, I LUV U and World’s most selfish/painful sentence I LUV U, BUT..

Aik pathan aur us ki bv bus

Aik pathan aur us ki bv bus me sath ja rhe thy us ne kiraya dete hue apni bv ko awaz di ?gulbakht? Tum

Soch ko badlo sitare badal jayenge najar

Soch ko badlo, sitare badal jayenge, Najar ko badlo, nazare badal jayenge, Kashtiya badalne ki jarurat nahi, Dishaon ko badlo, kinare badal jayenge

On a shipcaptain blackmaild girl if u

ON a ship,captain blackmaild a girl ‘if u dnt sleep with me i’ll sink ship.’ later,she sms her husband,’u must b proud of me,i

Hontho ki baat ye ansoo kehete hainjo

Hontho ki baat ye ansoo kehete hain,jo chup rete hai fir bhi behete hain Aur in aasuon ki kismat to dekhiye,ye unke liye behte

Kitne harami hein teri gali k bache

Kitne harami hein teri gali k Bache Soni. Apni nono nikal ke kehte hein Is K Chote Size Pe Mat Jana. 🙂

Mujhe teri mohabbat mein kho jaane do

Mujhe teri mohabbat mein kho jaane do, Har lamha mar ke aaj phir jee jaane do, Isse mahobbat ne dil ko aaj phir dhadkaya

1larki boht make up kia karti thi

.:1larki boht make up kia karti thi uski maa usy kehti thi: beti itna make up mat kia kar? Shadi k baad tum pe

Baba saxidas se ek mastmaula ashiq ne

Baba Saxidas Se Ek Mastmaula Ashiq Ne Puchha Ashiq: “Baba Ji, Ek Ladki Apni Life Mein Apni Choot Ke Upar Kitne Rs Kharchti Hai?”

Usay itna bata dena main us

USAY ITNA BATA DENA…!! Main Us se Door ho kr B,, BOhut Majboor ho kr B,, Dukhon se Choor ho kr B,, Usi ko

Nokrani asked malikan to increase her pay

Nokrani asked Malikan to increase her Pay for 3 Reasons: Nokrani: Pehli wajha, main Khana acha banati hoon. Malikan: Kon kehta hai? Nokrani: Sahib.

Oh ah ammm ahmmm ooooooh haaaa ssssssss

Oh! Ah! Ammm! Ahmmm! Ooooooh! Haaaa! Ssssssss! Anghhhhh! Ohhhh! Sssssss! Aaaaaah! Oooooh! Sms dia hy, LORA nhi jo tu mazy le raha hy. .

History will be kind to me for

‘History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.’

People say walking on wateris a miracle

people say walking on wateris a miracle, but to me walking peacefully on earth is the real miracle………..!

1admi 1 lady se kehta he apke

1Admi 1 LADY se kehta he- Apke kitne BACHHE hai? LADY’10’ MAN-Yani apki ZAMiN acchi zarkez Hai. LADY-BEHANCHOD Meri ZAMiN zarkhez nahi,mera KiSAAN MEHANTi

Zindagi se wafa hamne bhi ki hain

Zindagi se wafa hamne bhi ki hain bahot par Gamon ke siva aur kuch mila bhi to nahi, Ek tujhko pakar bahut khush tha

Wo mere kareeb se guzri or nazraien

Wo mere kareeb se guzri or nazraien milana tkk na gwaara kiya, Galib Hai k nai kisi anni Maa di bachi.!!!

Apno ne zeher ka jaam de diya

‘Apno ne zeher ka ‘JAAM’ de diya,, ‘Ghairon ne bewafa ka ‘NAAM’ de diya,, Jo kehte thay humey ‘BHOOL’ na jana,, Aaj ois ne

Ankhon ki gehrai ko smajh nhi paty

Ankhon ki gehrai ko smajh nhi paty, Hont hain pr kuch keh nhi paty, Apne dil ki baat kis trah kahen tum se, Tum

Kyun mjhse gurezan ho mujhe saaf bata

Kyun Mjhse Gurezan ho Mujhe Saaf BaTa Do! Agr Juram MOHABBAT ha tu Ph¡r Usk¡ Saza Do! Ab Dard K¡ Sh¡ddat ma Wo Tez¡

Boy i like the soft thing behind

Boy: I like the soft thing behind your braiz. Girl: what? Boy: your heart. Girl: I love the big thing between your two legs.

Punjabi ne naya underwear lya din bhar

Punjabi ne Naya Underwear lya Din Bhar poory gaaon walon ko pichy se dhoti Utha Utha kr Dikhata Raha, Shaam ko Ghar Lota to

Rooth gaye tum bhale hi humse

Rooth gaye tum bhale hi humse, chale gaye bhale hi tum humse door. phir bhi yakeen hai humko apni mohabbat per, ho jaoge tumbhi

Kisan ne nya murgha kharida jaise hi

Kisan Ne Nya Murgha Kharida. Jaise Hi Ghar Aya Murga Pinjry Ki Taraf Bhaga Or 150 Murgion Ko Chod DIa Kisan Boht Khush Hua

Apne haseen chootron

Apne Haseen Chootron ,,, (.’ ) ,_/ // ) ) _ , ko kisi Cheez Se Chupa Liya Karo, Hum GUSTAAKH Log Hain Nazro

Deedar ishq ki khatir jab kisi ka

Deedar ishq ki khatir jab kisi ka dil tadapta hai, Shayad isi ka naam mohabbat hota hai!!!

Girl aaj maine 1 lrkay ko bewakof

GiRL: Aaj Maine 1 Lrkay Ko Bewakof Bnaya. MOM: Wo Kese ? GIRL: Maine Us Ke 50 Rupe Chura Kar Apni Sandle Main Chupa

Wife aaj 3 dako aaye or meri

Wife: Aaj 3 Dako Aaye Or Meri izzat loot li? Husbnd: Tum Ne Un Ko Roka Nahi? Wife: Maine Bohat Roka Lekin Wo Kehny

Tu ne dekha he nahi raat ka

Tu ne dekha he nahi raat ka manzar jaana, Kis tarha chand chamaktahai teri deed k bad…

Ek aadmi hotal wale se aaj aisi

Ek aadmi hotal wale se: Aaj aisi chaye pilao ke mera ang ang jhoom uthe, Hotal wala: Janab me chaye me bhains ka dood

Teacher 1 haath mein kitni unglian

Teacher : 1 Haath mein kitni unglian hoti hain? BOYs: 6 GIRLs: 4 Teacher: Tum logo ko kitni bar kaha hai k neekar mein

Contect me only girls on 0332 6844739

CONTECT ME ONLY GIRLS ON 0332-6844739

Suhagraat ke agle din simi kal raat

Suhagraat ke agle din Simi:-Kal raat ki hoya? Nikki:- ohna ne meri chunni la ke kili te tang ditti. Simi:-Fer? Nikki:-Fer mera kurta kili

Bakri ki jaan talwar k neeche

Bakri Ki Jaan Talwar K Neeche, Larki Ki Jaan Shalwar K Neeche, Jo Chali Jae, Mat Bhago Us K Peeche, Pyar Karo Bas Usi

Santa office se ghar aya to dekha

Santa Office Se Ghar Aya To Dekha Ki Uski Biwi Ek Bikhari Ke Saath Sex Kar Rahi Hai Santa Gusse Mein Aake Bola: “Badchalan

Usne utari saree fir aayi peticoat ki

Usne utari saree fir aayi peticoat ki bari blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar ziyadah excited mat ho yaar yeh tha kapray sukhane

Success hurts when you dont have a

SuCcEsS hUrTs WhEn YoU dOn’T hAvE a LoVeD oNe To ShArE iT wItH… BuT fAiLuRe AlSo LoOkS bEaUtIfUl WhEn YoU hAvE a LoVeD oNe

Agar sex krnay ka mood nahi ho

Agar SEX krnay ka mood nahi ho or mard zabrdsti ker rha ho to Orat ko chahiye k SEX k doran Mard ki Gand

Shadi ki pehli raat shohar apni bivi

Shadi ki pehli raat Shohar Apni BIVI ko Rs.500 de kr bola Hmne ye kaam kabi Free me kiya hi nai. BIVI 200 wapis

Boss ne apni seceratary ko bulaya aur

Boss Ne Apni Seceratary Ko Bulaya Aur Bola Boss: “Meri London Ki Ticket Book Kara Do, Aur Is Baar Mera Naam D.K. Bhos Likhwana,

3 sardar aids pe talkng 1st

3 sardar aids pe talkng . 1st : Mein condom laga k sex krta hoon, 2nd : Mein Dettol laga k sex krta hun,

1 molana sahb bar tota le ker

1 MOLANA SAHB 1 BAR TOTA LE KER AYE OR PAROSI PATHAN KO DIKHATE HOYE BOLE ISKI 1 TANG KHENCHENGE TO SIDHI GINTI KAREGE

Chehara dil se dekha jata hain khubsurti

Chehara Dil se dekha jata hain, khubsurti se nahin, Pyar Dosto se kiya jata hain, dusmano se nahin.

Is he just doing a bad elvis

‘Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?’

Ek raat ek sardar apni wife se

Ek raat ek sardar apni wife se bola : Sex ho jaaye? Wife : Nahi. Sardar : jewellery le doonga. Wife : Nahi. Sardar

Hai haqiqat me wohi pyaar ko pane

Hai Haqiqat me wohi pyaar ko pane wale Apne mahboob ko palkon pe bitahne wale Dil ki wirani ko qushion se sajane wale Ishq

Aajkal ki larkian ye soch kr apne

:AajKal Ki Larkian Ye Soch Kr Apne Boy Frend K Sath So Jati Hen.! Daag To Chala Jay Ga Ye Waqat Phir Nahi Ay

Mother beti ab tum 16 saal ki

MOTHER: Beti Ab Tum 16 Saal Ki Ho Gai Ho Waqt Aa Gaya Hay Sex K Barey Main Jan’ny Ka… , , . .

Sardar on 1st nightbatao pehley hairan

Sardar on 1st Night:Batao, Pehley Hairan Karun ya Preshaan? Wife:Hairaan! Sardar:Ye Dekho 11 inch Ka Wife:WOW!Ab Preshan Karo! Sardr:Ye KHARRA NAHI hota!

Wife subha naha kar apni shalwar k

WIFE Subha Naha Kar Apni Shalwar K Andar Agrbati Ghuma Rahi Thi HUSBAND: Ye Kya Kar Rahi Ho? WIFE: Tum Jao Office. Mera b

Mjhe apne zabt pe naz tha sare

Mjhe apne zabt pe naz tha sare bazm raat ye kia hua.meri ankh kase chalak gayi mjhe ranj hai ye bura hua.meri zindagi ke

Maalik khabis admi tm bathroom main ghuss

Maalik: Khabis admi Tm bathroom main ghuss aae ? jab k main naha raha hun. Noker: Ghalti ho gai maaf ker den. Mein samjha

Jazba song jazba chud jane

*Jazba song* *********** Jazba chud jane ka Lund per cher jane ka Chuttoo ban jane ka Khul ker marwane ka Bund apni dikhane ka

Love has nothing to do with

Love has nothing to do with wht you r expecting to get. Its wht u r expected to give, which is everything.

Gand merwane k 3 bare fayedey 1gand

Gand merwane k 3 bare fayedey 1.gand merwane se sehat achi ho jati hai 2.gand merwane se tatti khul ker ati hai 3.gand merwane