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Sardar SMS Messages

Sardar was travelling in train a

Sardar was travelling in train, A woman sat on his son’s berth & didn’t getup… Sardar shouted: “THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING BIRTH TO

Salesman paa g cockroach k liey powder

‘Salesman: Paa g cockroach k liey powder le lo Sardar: Na g na, cockroach nu inna v free ni karna, aj powder le ditta

Sardar drakht pe charha to bandar ne

SARDAR Drakht pe charha to Bandar ne Pucha:Upar kyun aye ho? SARDAR: Amrood khane BANDAR: Ye to Aaam ka drakht ha SARDAR ‘ Main

A lady was kissing a lion inside

A lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus.. Ring master asked can anyone do this? Sardar: Sala larki se darta kaun

A crow shits on a sardar his

A crow shits on a Sardar. His wife gives tissue paper to him. Sardar: Koi faida nahin, kawwa to urr gaya!

1 srdar pco gaya or jate hi

1 Srdar P.C.O Gaya or jate hi shopkeeper ko 3 thappar maray! Guess? Q mare? Shop pr likha tha, koi b ptcl nmbr dial

1 sardar bus mein molvi dekh kar

1 Sardar Bus mein 1 molvi dekh kar darte darte poochta hy, . . . Molvi Saab, Tussi . . . . . .

Dukndar srdar se tum hr roz mobile

Dukndar srdar Se: Tum hr Roz Mobile Ka nia Battry q Lete Ho? Srdar:yara!Hr Roz screen pa lika Aata He, Battry Lo Battry Lo

Sardar k gaon me nadi pr pull

Sardar k gaon me Nadi Pr Pull ban gya Engineer:Buhot acha ho gaya he sardar: Han ji, Pehle dhoop me tair k Nadi Paar

Shadi me khana khula shadi me

shadi me khana khula Shadi Me Khana Khula sardar Ko Plate Nhi Mili sardar Apni Jholi Me Khana Dalne Lga Logon Ne Pocha Ye

Aik sardar ka parosi mar geya wo

Aik Sardar ka parosi mar geya wo uske ghar geya aurpocha, lash aa gai hai kiya? ittefaq say usi waqt lay kar ambulance a

Sardar was arrested 4 a road accidentjudge

Sardar was arrested 4 a road accidentJudge : how did accident occurSardar :I dont know sir I was sleeping

Sardar oye kya kar rahe ho

Sardar: Oye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?? : Pathan: Iss Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kar Raha Hoon! : Sardar: Wo Kyun?? : Pathan: Wo Jab

Doctor sardar g aap k gurday

Doctor : Sardar G, Aap k Gurday fail hogaye hain! Sardar: Ha Ha Ha, What a joke…! Mere Gurday to kabhi school gaye hi

Sardar ka padosi mar gaya wo

Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya: . Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya? . Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi. .

Sardar g went to by a tv

Sardar G Went To By A Tv. . . Askd Salesman : Do U Have Colour Tv? Salesman: Yes Sure . . . Sardar

Sardar doctor sab machar k katny se

Sardar: Doctor sab machar k katny se maleriya hi Q hota hai? Bawaseer Q nai hoti? . DOCTOR: Macher dang marta hai gand nai

Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi

Sardar Apni Shadi Pe Udaas Tha Sardar Apni Shadi Pe Udaas Tha Kisi Ne Pocha Kya Bat Hai? Sardar: Mere Susral Ne Barat Pe

Sardar ne aik raha chalti ajnabi larki

Sardar ne aik raha chalti ajnabi larki se kaha: Aap ne Pehchana muj ko? Lrki: Nai Sardar: Me wohi hun jis ko aap ne

Dost sardar se yaar aaj tumhare mobile

Dost SARDAR Se: Yaar Aaj Tumhare Mobile Par Bohat Call Aa Rahi Hain? SARDAR: Fakhar Se bola Yara Aaj Hum Apni Behen ka Mobile

1 sardar pepsi se mou dho raha

1 sardar pepsi se mou dho raha tha 2nd sardar oye ye kya kerahe ho 1st kis ne kaha tha k pepsi pe 5

Qwhy is a sardarji standing below

Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth? A:Because his doctor advised him ?Today?s dinner should be light?

Sardar to his friend yaar bari mushkil

sardar. to his friend: yaar bari mushkil main hoon mairi Bivi mujh say aik kiss ka RS.100 laiti hay friend.Acha,yaar to baara lucky hay

Sardar his wife going 2 city

Sardar & his wife going 2 city in auto…. driver adjusted mirror.. sardarji shouted u r seeing my wife… go & sit back i

Ek sardar apne dost ki baraat k

Ek Sardar Apne Dost Ki Baraat Ek Sardar Apne Dost Ki Baraat K Sath Gaya, Par Zakhmi Ho K Aya. Kisi Ne Waja Puchi

Frnd truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyun ho

Frnd: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyun ho? Sardar: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise us ko

Sardar dr saab mujhe koi aisi dawa

Sardar: Dr. Saab, mujhe koi aisi dawa den k main aankho se bol sakun . . aur kaano se dekh sakun..? Dr: ghuse se..

A sardar was rejected at a job

A sardar was rejected at a job interview coz when he was asked to give an example of good team work he replied, ‘

1 sardar nai apny babi ka katal

1 sardar nai apny babi ka katal kiya. Police: tum nay ya Q kiya? Sardar: Maray dost k pass phone aaya or o zhor

Doctor motape ka 1 hi elaaj hai

Doctor: Motape ka 1 hi Elaaj Hai. Tum Rozana Sirf 2 Rotiyan Khaya Karo! . . . . . . . Pathan: 2 Rotiyan

Sardar to wife gulabo yeh chaddi kis

Sardar to wife gulabo yeh CHADDI kis ki sokhney dali ha wife. mere behan ki hai sardar. KAMAL ha pehney huway to kabhe nahe

Shaadi mein khana khula sardar ko plate

Shaadi mein Khana Khula: Sardar Ko Plate Nahi Mili. Sardar Apni Jholi Main Khana Daalne Laga. Logon ne Poocha Ye Kya? Sardar: Daagh To

Gabbar sikh arey o saamba

Gabbar . Sikh: Arey O Saamba! Ye Kon LoG hain Jo Sms ka Jawab Nahi Dete…? Saamba: Sardar yeh Woh LoG hain Jo Miss

Doctorab to aap khatre se bahar hain

Doctor:Ab To aap Khatre Se Bahar Hain phir B Itne Dar Kyun Rahe Ho sardar:Jis Truck Se Mera Accident Hua Tha Us Par Likha

Sardar oye tera wiyah ho gya

Sardar: Oye Tera wiyah ho gya? Friend: Aahoo Sardar: Kuri nal? Friend: Hor ki munde nal v hunda a? Sardar: Aahoo…. Meri pehn da

Sardar apni marriage certificate ko 1 ghante

Sardar apni marriage certificate ko 1 ghante se dekh raha tha. Wife: Tussi inni dair se ki deikh rahe ho? Sardar: Expiry date dhoond

Sardar ja raha tha k achanak kutta

Sardar ja raha tha k achanak Kutta par gia Sardar ne jaldi se dhoti utar k Kutty ki tarf phenk di Frnd: Dhoti Q

Sardarji his wife going to city

Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto. Driver adjusted miror. Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife. Go & sit back. I

Pathan bhabi ka kya nam hai

Pathan: Bhabi ka kya nam hai? Sardar: Google!!! Pathan: Ye kesa nam hai??? Sardar: Sawal ek kro, jawab 10 milty hain..!!!

Sardar yar meri biwi pani se bohat

Sardar: Yar Meri Biwi Pani Se Bohat Darti Hai. Friend: Acha Wo Kaise? Sardar: Yar Kal Mein Ghar Gaya To Wo Bathtub Mai Bhi

Sardar traveling 1st time in plane 2

Sardar Traveling 1st time in plane 2 mumbai. While landing, he shout ‘BOMBAY,BOMBAY’ Airhostes said ‘B silent’ Sardar: OK ‘Ombay, Ombay’

Sardarni sardar ji tusi ik haath naal

Sardarni, ‘Sardar Ji! Tusi Ik Haath Naal Gaddi Chala Lenday Oo..?’ Sardar (Shokhi Naal), ‘Haan Chala Leana!’ Sardarni, ‘Te Fair Dujay Haath Naal Nak

Pathan 2 sardar5 janvaron k naam batao

Pathan 2 Sardar:5 janvaron k naam batao jo pani my rehty hen.. Sardar: FishPathan: theek hyor batao Sardar: Fish ki Ammi,Abu,BhAi or Behn Pathan:

Sardar galti saay samnunder mai gir gaya

sardar galti saay samnunder mai gir gaya doobte doobte uske hath main machli aayi usy paker ker bahir phenka or bola Ja tu tey

Sardar was asked to explan in englsh

Sardar Was Asked To Expla¡n In Engl¡sh! ! ‘Dukh Hamesha §ath Rehta Hy Mgr Khush¡ Aat¡ Jat¡ Raht¡ Hy’. Sardar: My W¡fe Is W¡th

When titanic was sinkingm a man asked

When TITANIC was sinkingm, a man asked Sardar ji, how for LAND is?..? Sardar: 3 kms?.. Man jumped into the sea & asked: Which

Sardars leave application dear sir my

Sardar?s Leave application Dear Sir, My wife is ill. As there is no other Husband in the family to look after her, Kindly grant

Nurse ne bacha sardar k hath ma

Nurse ne Bacha Sardar k Hath ma dia to wo Khushi se chillaya; Ballay Ballay.. Puttar hoya g Puttar hoya.. Nurse chillai; Kanjra Kuri

Master oy me tenu kuty te mazmoon

MASTER: Oy me Tenu KUTY te Mazmoon likhan nu kya c, likh k q nai lyanda? Sardar: Main ki karan sir g, jido mein

3 sardar nashy ki halt me rakshy

3 sardar nashy ki halt me rakshy waly sy ek jaga jana hy raksha wala baytho raksha stat kar k foran bund kar diya

Sardar maleria se kaanp raha tha

Sardar maleria se kaanp raha tha.

Sardar kal menoo police ne kutia

Sardar: Kal menoo Police ne kutia Dost:Fer tu kuch nhi kita Sardar:Main aakhya himat ha te kaly kaly ao Dost:Fer Sardr:Fer sarian ne wari

Sardar 2 hotel manager jaldi chalo meri

Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai’ …. Managr: wht can i do? .. Sardr:

A sardar married to a short girl

A sardar married to a short girl. people asked to sardar why you married such a short girl. He replied our guru gee says

1 dafa sardar ji ko call aee

1 dafa sardar ji ko call aee aur saddar ji ne phone uthaya aur kaha kon tu dosri taraf se awaz aii may bool

A man to sardar lets play chess

A man to sardar: lets to play Chess. Santa: You wait i am bringing my Sport Shoes.

Sardar itny sary log football ko laat

Sardar: itny sary log football ko laat q maar rhe hain ? Admi: goal kerne k lye , Sardar: LoO jee! . . gol

Sardar my naya underwear khareda din bhr

Sardar my naya underwear khareda Din bhr pury gaon ko pichay se dhoti utha utha kr dikhata raha, Ghr lota to Behosh ho gya,

Old man school ke principle se

Old man school ke principle se: Zara raja ko bula dein. Principle: Aap kon? Old man: Mein us ka dada. Princple: Woh chutti le

Eik ship doob rha tha angraiz ny

EIK ship doob rha tha angraiz ny poocha yahaan sy zameen kitni door hai Sardar 2 kilo mitter angraiz ny pani mien challang laga

1 srdar ny malto ki rari lagai

1 srdar ny malto ki rari lagai 6 din tk malty nhi beky or sukh kr choty ho gey. 7vy din srdar malto ko

Sardar in coffee shop with wife

Sardar in Coffee shop with wife, Sardar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jay gi. Wife:Fer ki hoye ga? Srdar:Bewakof Rate List dekh, Hot coffee Rs.15

2 sardar or unki 1 behan bagair

2 Sardar Or UnKi 1 Behan Bagair Ticket Train Me Ja Rahy Thy.. TT Ne Pakar Lia Or UnKi Behan Ko Le Gaya.. .

Sardar wins 10 crores from lottery ticket

Sardar wins 10 crores from lottery ticket. Dealer gave 7 crores after deducting tax. Angry sardar: give me 10 crores, otherwise give my 20

Sardar in an interview i want 1

Sardar in an interview: I want 1 lac salary, a flat & a car.Boss: I’ll give u 5 lac, 2 flats & 3 cars.

1 pathan ne sardar ko juta mara

1 pathan ne 1 sardar ko juta mara, sardar:tum ne ye juta ghusay se mara ya mazaq se? pathan: Gushy se. Sardar:Acha hai warna

Teacher tell me the names of 10

Teacher: ‘Tell Me The Names Of 10 Chemical Elements?’ Sardar Student: ‘Oxygen, Chlorine, Florine, Noreen, Ambreen, Samreen, Nasreen, Afreen, Parveen and Yasmeen

Sardar rozana sex tablet khata friend

Sardar rozana sex tablet khata Friend: yar na teri Wife hay na Girlfrend phir Q khata hay? Sardar : Bus aisay hi underwear mai

Sardar apni saali se zara meri dhoti

Sardar apni saali se: zara meri dhoti chuk k wekh mein aj kida sohna under ware paya e, Saali: dhoti utha k, tum ny

Serdar ki shadi k 3 mahine baad

Serdar ki shadi k 3 mahine baad bacha hua. . Serdar: Ay ki hoya? BV: Tuadi shadi nu kinna arsa hoya? Srdar: 3 mahine.

Sardar ki ma death ho gai

‘Sardar ki ma ki death ho gai, ek sal bad sardar ka bap america sa wapis aya,us na poucha teri ma kahan ha, sardar

Sardar suhagrat ko wife sy dikhne myn

Sardar suhagrat ko wife sy: Dikhne myn to tere boobz bare soft aur pink lag rahay hyn.. Wife (sharmate huay): Pata nahi gee Jitne

Sardarji was asked what is a

Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.

1 sardar sochta raha owr sochtay hi

1 sardar sochta raha owr sochtay sochtay hi mar jata hai akhir wo kai sochtay hoy mara? Wo ye sochtay hoy mara k meri

She is kidding sardar translated into

She is kidding. sardar translated into urdu. ‘Woh bachey dey rahi hai.’ 😀

Pagal sikh sytm muslman ho sikhnhi ma

Pagal Sikh Sy:Tm Muslman Ho? Sikh:Nhi ma Sikh hn Pagal:Nhi tm Muslman Ho Sikh:Nhi ma Sikh hn Pagal:Nhi tm Muslman e Ho Sikh:Nhi yar

1 jin sharab pene k liye insan

1 jin sharab pene k liye insan k roop me ya. 12 glass p gya. Sardar: Tenu chari ni? Jin: Main jin hoon. Sardar:

Sardar behan k sath park mein bench

Sardar behan k sath park mein bench par baitha tha kissi nay samnay wali building say awaaz lagai: oye bhayghairta kurri di chumian laynda

Sardar ro raha tha dost kiun rote

Sardar ro raha tha. Dost: Kiun Rote Ho? Sardar: Meri Murghi Mar Gy He, Dost: Mera Baap Mar Gya Magar Main To Nahin Roya,

Sardarji ghar mai mera he hukam chalta

SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai. Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai, Dost: Garam pani Q? Sardar:

1 pattan cinema hall mein cold drink

1 Pattan cinema hall mein cold drink ki bottle ley k betha tha. kabhi 15 mint mein moonh lagata to. . . kabhi 20

Ek raat bijli chali gai sardar

Ek raat bijli chali gai.. SARDAR: oye kam se kam fan to chalao SARDARNI: kar din a sardaron wali baat fan on karenge To

1dulha apne dost srdar se shadi k

1dulha apne dost srdar se shadi k din Yar koi ayc bat bta jo me apni BV se kahun to wo heran ho jy?

Sardar sitting on the top of

Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying…. When a person asked what he was doing…. He replied… Oye!! Higher Studies

1 sardar apne bhae ko mar raha

1 sardar apne bhae ko mar raha tha. 1 admi ne poch tm esy q mar rae o.? Sardar:dctr ne kya c . .

Sardar agar naryal k darakht pe charh

Sardar: Agar Naryal k Darakht Pe Charh Jaon, To Kia Engineering College ki Larkiya Dikhen gi? Pathan: Han! Aur Hath Chhor Dega, To Medical

India me ek ajeeb o gareeb sms hai bolta

India me ek Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hai, Bolta B hai Chalta B hai Khata B hai Monchen hen us ki Pagri pehnta hai Naam hai

Sardarmei ne apni bv ko matric karwaya

sardar:Mei ne apni B.V ko Matric karwaya B.Com karwaya phir MSC karwaiab nokri dilwai,ab kia karun? Pathan:ab koi acha sa larka dakh kar us

Ek american ek sardar se kaha hamare

Ek american ek sardar se kaha hamare yahan saadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai isper sardar bola kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female

Best funny qutetion written on a sardarz

Best funny Qutetion written on a Sardar’z shop: ‘Udhaar sirf 80 se 90 saal ki umar k logon ko diya jayega, wo b unkay

Grammar teachr 2 sardr jamila rozana

Grammar teachr 2 Sardr: ‘jamila rozana larkon se milti he’ Batao is jumley mein jamila kya he? . . . . . . .

Ek sardar apne dost ki barat k

Ek sardar apne dost ki barat k sath gya,aur zakhmi ho k aya Kisi ne waja puchi to Bola Barat mein Duley k Bap

Police sardr se tumhe chori karte waqt

Police sardr se: Tumhe chori karte waqt apni Bv or betiyo ka khayal nahi aya? Sardr: Khayal to aya tha. Lekin dukan me sirf

Chota sardar mummy kal rati jadun

Chota sardar : Mummy kal rati jadun minu susu aaya te main bathroom da darwaga kholaya te light uppuy jal gae Mummy: oa khotaya

Doctorbachey ko paani dene se pehle ubaal

Doctor:Bachey ko paani dene se pehle ubaal lena chahiye Sardar:woh to theek hey perubalney se bacha mar to nahi jaye ga?@

Sarar light nai to kambakhat fan chala

Sarar: Light nai to kambakhat fan to chala do, Sardani: aakhir sardar he to hai na aqal hai hi nai Fan chala dia to

Sardar at bar in new york

Sardar at bar in New York. Man on his right says ‘Johny Walker single’ Man on his left says ‘Peter Scotch single’ Sardar says

Sardar saw a very high airtel tower

Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower & red light glowing on the top, seeing this he said “India is developing fast, see there

Ek sardar ko exam main koi sawal

Ek Sardar ko Exam main Koi Sawal Nahi Aata Tha: Sardar Ne Har Sawal K Neeche ||||||||||||||| Is Tarha Ki Lines Laga Kar Neche

Sardar kafi deir se apna nikka nama

Sardar Kafi Deir Se Apna Nikka Nama Deikh Raha Tha, K Bevi Ne Tang Aa Kr Pocha:- Bevi:- Sardar G Kya Deikh Rahe Ho

Sardar ki cycle chori ho gai to

Sardar ki cycle chori ho gai to us ne elaan kiya: Meri cycle shaam tak wapis na mili to me wohi kroon ga jo

Sonpapa 55 how much sardarullehke patte gadhe

Son:papa 5+5 how much Sardar:Ullehke patte, gadhe ke aulath, nalayath, besharam, tujhe kuchbi nahi ata, ja jake andarse caliculater la

Sardar ka abbu mar gia dost

SARDAR KA ABBU MAR GIA DOST NE POOCHA KA KESE MARE SARDAR: HELICOPTER KA PILOT THA SARDI LAG RAHI THI TO PANKHA BAND KAR

Sardar on phone doctor my wife is

Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her

2 sardaron ko bomb miley 1st sardarchal

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb miley, 1st Sardar:chal police ko de k atey hain. 2 sardar:agar koi bomb raste me phat gia to? 1st

Sardar sent a sms to his pregnant

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said,

Sardar ke ghar guest aa gaye

Sardar Ke Ghar Guest Aa Gaye… Maa Ne Kaha: Jao Baita Ja Ke Mehmanon K Liye Kuch Ley Ke Aao.. Sardar Bahar Gya Or…

Aik sardar public bathroom gya or 2ghante

Aik Sardar Public Bathroom gya or 2ghante baad Bahir Nikla. Bahir Betha Jamdar Bola: 40 Rupe Sardar Bola: Main Tatti keti A Yahoo Tay

Phansi k waqt inspector ne sardar se

Phansi K Waqt Inspector Ne Sardar Se Poocha:Tumhari Aakhri Khowahish KiyaHy . . . ...Sardar:Mera Sir Thallay tay Lattaan Utay Kar K Phansi Deyo.:->

sardar larki ko chertay hoay hor

*. .Sardar (larki ko chertay hoay) Hor soniye ki haal ey.? Larki(ghuse sy) Jo teri behan ka h. Sardar(hans kr) Acha acha,tay Taanu V

Sardar soch raha hoon k america ghoom

Sardar: soch raha hoon k America ghoom Aaon, kitnay paisay Lagain gain? Pathan: nahi lagain gain, Sardar:wo kesay? Pathan: sochnay k paisay nahi Lagtay.

3 sardaro ko phansi hone lagi

3 Sardaro ko phansi hone lagi pehle ko phansi lagai to rassa dheela hone ki waja se wo neche pani me ja gira doosre

Sardaro tere result da ki banya pappumiss

Sardar:O tere result da ki banya? Pappu:Miss kendi aey es class wich 1 sal hor laggay ga? Sardar:Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par fail

Sardar was helping his son in filling

Sardar was helping his son in filling Admission Form. SON: Papa ye ‘Mother Tongue’ wale box me kya likhna hai? SARDAR: Likh de puttar

1 sardar musium gaya wahan uss se

1 Sardar musium gaya, wahan uss se 1 Statue toot gaya, OFFICER: you have broken a 5000 years old statue, Sardar: Thank God Main

Wife mere iraday baray neek hain aap

Wife mere iraday baray neek hain, aap 1000 mai ek hain. Sardar: mera dimag bara taiz hai, pehlay ye bata baki 999 kon hai?

Sardarni oji utho utho raat k 2

Sardarni: oji! Utho utho raat k 2 baj rahe hain! Sardar: offo! Itni raat ko kyun jagaya? Sardarni: aap neend ki goli lena bhool

Aik sardar chalty train par chur gia

aik sardar chalty train par chur gia logo nay bohat tareef ke sardar g kiya baat ha apkee Sardar nay kaha salu chup karo

Major rohail yaar mobile naya lya hai

Major Rohail: Yaar mobile naya lya hai? . Sardar: Nahi mere cousin ka hy. . Major Rohail: Cousin ka mobile tere pass kya kr

Sardar walking at night samnay gobar parra

Sardar walking at night: Samnay Gobar parra tha. Sardar ne jhuk kar ungli daal kar Taste kya or bola: Ooohh ye to Gobar hai…

Teacher ek essa sentence btao jis

Teacher: Ek essa sentence btao jis main Urdu, Hindi, Punjabi, aur English ka sahi use hua ho! Sardar: ‘Ishq di gali vich NO ENTRY!’

Sardar bhagwaan ge kal mera priz

Sardar; Bhagwaan Ge Kal Mera Priz Bond Na Niklya Te Mian Tenu Toor Dena E. Pandith ne ye sun liya or us ki jaga

Sardar suffering from cold and was shivering

Sardar suffering from cold and was shivering. His son called a doc. Doc: What happened? Son: Bimari da ta pata nahin per baapu saver

After finishing mbbs sardar starts his practise

After finishing MBBS. sardar starts his practise! He checked his 1ST patient’s Eyes Tongue and Ears By TORCH! and Finally he said ‘Battery is

Teacher batao k chooza anday se kese

Teacher: Batao k chooza anday se kese nikalta hai? Sardar: Miss, eh gal imoportant ni.. Sochan wali gal ay eh k oh anday vich

Sarar light nai to kambakhat fan chala

Sarar: Light nai to kambakhat fan to chala do, Sardani: aakhir sardar he to hai na aqal hai hi nai Fan chala dia to

Wife darling aaj kuch aisa karo ke

Wife: Darling, aaj kuch aisa karo ke mere paseenay nikal jaayen! Sardar uthta hai aur ja ke AC aur fan off kar daita hai.

Sardar to nurse agar mery ghar

Sardar to Nurse: agar mery ghar beti ho to kehna Fail agar beta ho to kehna Pass. Sardar k ghar khusra peda hua, Nurse:

Sardaron k gaon may nadi pr bridge

Sardaron k gaon may nadi pr bridge banaya gya builder ne kaha: boht acha ho gya sardar: han ji, pehle dhoop may ter k

Sardar is climbing up the tree

Sardar is climbing up the tree. Monkey: drakht pe kyun aye ho? Sardar: apple khaney. Monkey: lakin ye to aam ka drakht hai. Sardar:

Man sees sardar g standing in d middle

Man sees Sardar-G standing in d middle of a huge field of grass & notices, He is just standing dere, doing nothing, looking @

1 sardar bus main betha us

1 sardar bus main betha us k samnay 1 molvi beth gia sardar dar gia or bola ‘molana saab tusi dum darood walay oo

Aik admi ko jin chimadh gya sardar

AIK ADMI KO JIN CHIMADH GYA AIK SARDAR NE DAWA KIYA KE MAIN JIN NAKAL SAKTA HOON SARDAR NE US ADMI KE SAR PER