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Sardar SMS Messages

Sardr pathan se ajp ki kitni biwian

Sardr Pathan se: Ajp ki kitni biwian hain? Pathan: 6 Sardar: acha acha Sunday off rakhtay hogay? Pathan: Sunday ko ‘SALA’ ata hai.

Sardar driver ko road accident kerne par

Sardar driver ko Road Accident kerne par Pakar liya Gaya. Judge: Accident kaisay huwa. Sardar: O pata nai G Main te Sutta hoya c…

Sardar darakht k opar ulta latka hoa

Sardar: Darakht k opar ulta latka hoa tha. Sardarni: Tu darakht par ulta kyun latka hy. Sardar: Sar dard ki goli khai thi kahin

Sardar doctor ye phulon ki mala kis

Sardar: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis k liye? Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.

Sardar ka interview tha sawal aaya

Sardar ka interview tha sawal aaya English mein translate karo ?Mein job k liye bahot umeed se hoon? Sardar: i am pregnant for job

Sardar ki shadi k 3 mah baad

Sardar ki shadi k 3 mah baad bacha hua Sardar: Ay kinj hoya? B.V: Tadi shadi nu kina arsa hoya? Srdar: 3 maheeny Bv:

Chikni choot pe lund phisal gaya thatte

chikni chikni choot pe lund phisal gaya thatte paereshan ho gai lund gaya to kidar gaya

Sardar cycle pe faqeer k pas se

sardar cycle pe faqeer k pas se guzra.. Faqeer ne kaha ALLAH k nam pe kuch dy do! Sardar cycle rokte hue, chal peeche

Mansardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai

Man:Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kia karte ho? Sardar:AC k pas ja k beth jata hon Man:Agar phir bhi garmi lagay

Molvioun ki ek bas ja rahi the

molvioun ki ek bas ja rahi the ek molvi sahb ne kaha k jaha koi larki nazar aye to astagfirullah prho! achank ek molvi

Math teacher to sardar how can u

Math teacher to sardar. how can u distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally ? sardar juice bana ke

Boss ek accha mirror leke avao jisme muje

Boss-Ek Accha Mirror Leke Avao Jisme Muje Mera Chehra Dikaye De Sardar-Boss Mai Sab Dukan Gaya Per Sabme Mere Hi Chehra Dikha Apka Chehra

1 sardar ko telenor mey operator

1 SARDAR KO ‘TELENOR’ MEY OPERATOR KI JOB MEL GAE!!!! ; ; ; PEHLE HE DIN CALL AYE SIR!!!!!!!!! MERI TELENOR KI SIM BLOCK

1st sardar yaar mujhy film me kaam

1st Sardar: Yaar mujhy film me kaam karne ka bara shoq hai. 2nd Sardar: Tumhain Role kon sa pasand hai..? 1st Sardar: Qeemy wala;-)

1 sardar sookay darya mein boht chala

1 sardar sookay darya mein boht chala raha tha, 2nd sardar aisa sardaron ne hi hamara naam badnaam kiya huwa hai. agar muhee swinmming

1 sardar ko jazz mein operatr

1 sardar ko jazz mein operatr ki job mil gyi.Pehle he din call ayi . . ‘Sir meri jazz ki sim blok ho gyi

Teen sardar party menanay k liyegaeaur bad

teen Sardar party menanay k liye…gae…..aur bad mein yad aya k pepsi lana bhol gaye…ab un mein se aik chotay sardar ko uno nay

Sardar agar naryal k darakht pe charh

Sardar: Agar Naryal k Darakht Pe Charh Jaon, To Kia Engineering College ki Larkiya Dikhen gi? Pathan: Han! Aur Hath Chhor Dega, To Medical

3 sardar bed pe so rahay thay

…3 sardar bed pe so rahay thay, teeno ko jagah tang horahi thi 1 sardar bed se utar k nichay sone laga to 2nd

1st sardar yar ya sun rat ko

1st Sardar yar ya sun rat ko kidr chala jata ha 2nd Sardar: pata nei yar rat ko indra hota ha is lay nazer

Srdars poetry khirki se dekha to

Srdar’s poetry, Khirki se dekha to gali me koi nai tha.. Wah.. Wah.. Khirki se dekha to gali me koi nai tha. Gali me

3 sardar after exam 1styaar mujhey kuch

3 sardar after exam 1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hon. 2nd: Main bhi! 3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi

Sardar was touching a lady in crowded

Sardar was touching a lady in a crowded bus. Lady: Excuse me aap acha nahi kar rahe. Sardar: itni bheed mein iss se acha

1 sardar or american siri paye kha

1 SARDAR or American Siri paye kha rahe thay. American k hath me bakray ki zaban agai. American: Wats this? SARDAR: Lo dasso o

Sardar tum bike itni taiz q chala

Sardar: Tum bike itni taiz Q chala rahay ho?’ Pathan: ye later urgent dena hai. Sardar: kahan? Pathan: abi adres prhny ka time nahi

A man to sardar lets play chess

A man to sardar: lets to play Chess. Santa: You wait i am bringing my Sport Shoes.

Sardar meri shadi hogye khan biwi kesi

Sardar: Meri shadi hogye. Khan: Biwi kesi hai. Sardar: Bhut khubsurat Khan:Shadi pr kharcha kitna aya? Sardar: 1 lakh Khan: 500 ziyada le le.Biwi

Sardar 2 his son puttar ja 1

Sardar 2 his son: puttar ja 1 glas pani ly k aa. Son: Sorry aba me ni ja skda. 2nd son: aba ay te

3 sardaro ko phansi hone lagi

3 Sardaro ko phansi hone lagi pehle ko phansi lagai to rassa dheela hone ki waja se wo neche pani me ja gira doosre

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours, ‘He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade.’ After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared & said,’Khoti de puttar

Salesman sir aap cockroch k liye powder

Salesman: Sir, aap Cockroch k Liye Powder Loge Kya? Sardar: Cokroach Ko Itna Laad Pyar Nai Karte. Aaj Powder Denge To Kal Sala Lipstick

Teacher titanic kaise doba

Teacher : titanic kaise doba ?? . Sardar : DUBUK . DUBUK . BUDUK . BUDUK . . . BUDUK . . . BUDUK

Sardar london mein double bus baitha

Sardar London Mein Double Bus Mein Baitha, Canductor Nay Upar Bhejh Diya. Wo Bhag Kar Nechay aya 0r Bola, Marwaien ga Kanjra, Uttay tay

Sardar ne aik raha chalti ajnabi larki

Sardar ne aik raha chalti ajnabi larki se kaha: Aap ne Pehchana muj ko? Lrki: Nai Sardar: Me wohi hun jis ko aap ne

Sardar itny sary log football ko laat

Sardar: itny sary log football ko laat q maar rhe hain ? Admi: goal kerne k lye , Sardar: LoO jee! . . gol

A lady was kissing a lion inside

A lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus. Ring master asked can anyone do it? Sardar G main aana haan par

2 sardar chalte ruk gay 1st

2 sardar chalte chalte ruk gay.. 1st sardar: Oye rabba! Samne meri bv or meri girl frend sath sath a rhi hai.. 2nd sardar:

1 sardar ko job mili 1st day

1′ sardar’ KO JOB MILI. 1st day us ne Computer pr 11 ghntay guzary. Boss(khushi se) Aaj kia kiya?? ‘Sardar’, Keybord di ABC agay

Sardar agr operation mei meri mout

Sardar: Agr Operation Mei Meri Mout Ho Jaye To Operation Krny Waly Doctr Sy Shadi Kr Lena. BV: aysa na kahiye. Sardar: Nai To

1 sardar jungle sey guzar raha tha

1 Sardar jungle sey guzar raha tha k os ney daikha k 1 sanp drakht par latka hua ha Sardar NIDO v pia kar

Police to sardar ji kya tum ne

Police to Sardar Ji: Kya tum ne yahan se kisi chor ko bhaagte dekha? Sardar: Yahan se seedha ja kar 3 galyan ayengi 2

Teacher 2 sardar jis ko sunai na

Teacher 2 sardar: Jis ko sunai na de use English me kya kahenge? Sardar: Jo marzi keh do g Us ko kaunsa kuch sunai

Ek sradar sochta raha saari zindagi

ek sradar sochta raha. sochta raha. sochta raha. saari zindagi sochta raha aur sochtay sochtay hi mar gaya k meri behan k 3 bhai

Race dekhtey huey sardar ney dosrey se

Race dekhtey huey sardar ney dosrey se pocha: Inam kis ko mile ga? 2nd: sab se aagey waley ko sardar toh phir peechay waley

Sardar sitting on the top of mountain

sardar sitting on the top of the mountain and studying…when a person asked what he was doing there,he replied Oye! higher studies yaar.

Sardar galti saay samnunder mai gir gaya

sardar galti saay samnunder mai gir gaya doobte doobte uske hath main machli aayi usy paker ker bahir phenka or bola Ja tu tey

Sardar apni marriage certificate ko 1 ghante

Sardar apni marriage certificate ko 1 ghante se dekh raha tha. Wife: Tussi inni dair se ki deikh rahe ho? Sardar: Expiry date dhoond

Sardar ki tape chalte ruk gai us

Sardar ki tape chalte chalte ruk gai us ne tape ko khola to undr chooha mara para tha Sardar: Oho singer hi mar gya

Sardar to his wif kitni bar kaha

Sardar to his wif, Kitni bar kaha he shalwar mai nala dho ke dala karo is waja se aj muje pedal chalna par gaya

Sardar raat film vich ik chudail kade

Sardar: Raat film vich ik chudail kade mere aggey, kade mere pichchey… Jeeto: Kehri film si ? Sardar: Apne Shaadi di movie si !

Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi

Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi ne pocha kia bat hai? Sardar: mere susral ne Barat pe thoray logon ka kaha hai. Pata

Sardar ji had twins named tin

Sardar ji had twins Named TIN n MARTIN Again had twins named peter n repeater Again had twins max n climax Again had twins

Sardar proposing a girl darling kya tum

Sardar proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujh se shadi karo gi? Girl: Tameez se baat karo. Sardar: Behain ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi

How can u identify a sardar in

How can u identify a sardar in classroom ? try . . . . . think? very simple . . . . just see

Sardar kafi deir se apna nikka nama

Sardar Kafi Deir Se Apna Nikka Nama Deikh Raha Tha, K Bevi Ne Tang Aa Kr Pocha:- Bevi:- Sardar G Kya Deikh Rahe Ho

Principal during his speech meri dictionary

Principal during his speech: Meri dictionary mein ‘IMPOSSIBLE’ ka word nahi.. Sardar uth k bola: ‘Tay mama vaikh k leni c_

Sardarwhy are all these people runningmanthis is

Sardar:Why are all these people running? Man:This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar:If only the winner will get the cup,

Judge why are you arrested sardar for

Judge: why are you arrested? Sardar: for shopping early. Judge: well, that’s not a crime. Anyway how early were you shopping? Sardar: before the

Aik sardar ka parosi mar geya wo

Aik Sardar ka parosi mar geya wo uske ghar geya aurpocha, lash aa gai hai kiya? ittefaq say usi waqt lay kar ambulance a

Sardar1 wari mai chota jeya hunda c

sardar:1 wari mai chota jeya hunda c mai minar-e-pakistan to dig gya se 2nd sardar:fir mar gya se ya bach gya? sardar:menu ke pta

Sardar kal mary papa kunwen me gir

Sardar :kal mary papa kunwen me gir gaye,boht chila rhy thy. Dost:ab kasy hain wo? Srdr:theek he hon gy,subha se kunwen se koi awaz

Jeeto i didnt know you smoked when

Jeeto: I didn’t know you smoked. When did you start? Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette but in

Ek sardar apne dost ki barat k

Ek sardar apne dost ki barat k sath gya,aur zakhmi ho k aya Kisi ne waja puchi to Bola Barat mein Duley k Bap

Sardar yar meri biwi pani se

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai. Friend : Acha wo kaise? Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo

All scientists fail to answer this

All Scientists Fail to Answer this But Sardar GRocks…, Q:Which Liquid Thing Turns Solid on heating? Sardar:’Besan K pakoray’:D

Teacher ek aisa sentence batao jis mein

TEACHER: Ek Aisa Sentence Batao Jis Mein URDU, HINDI, PUNJABI AUR ENGLISH Ka Sahi Use Hua Ho … . … . . . .

A sardar married to a short girl

A sardar married to a short girl. people asked to sardar why you married such a short girl. He replied our guru gee says

Teacher to sardar apney bap nam english

Teacher to Sardar: Apney Bap Nam English Main Lakhoo Sardar wrote: ‘ Beautiful Red Underware’ Teacher: What? Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi

Oye paaji apni pregnant wife ko itne

Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital ki jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai…….. Sardarji: Kyun key pizza hut mein”Delivery

Panjabi uk gya airport officer ne name

Panjabi UK gya, Airport officer ne name pucha, Panjabi: ‘Umer Draz Bhatti’ Officer: English may bolo, Panjabi kuch dair sochne k baad, ‘LONG LIFE

Sardar bhai 1rup ka eazy load kar

Sardar: Bhai 1rup ka eazy load kar do Shopkeepr: Itna load karwa k call karni hai ya sms? Sardar: Karna to kuch b nahi

A sardar went 2 hotel ordered chiken

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi

Pathan bhabi ka kya nam hai

Pathan: Bhabi ka kya nam hai? Sardar: Google!!! Pathan: Ye kesa nam hai??? Sardar: Sawal ek kro, jawab 10 milty hain..!!!

Sardar running after a bus catches it

Sardar running after a bus, catches it & asks driver: ye bus teri maa lagti hai? Driver: nahi. To kya behan lagti hai? nahi.

Ek sardar ki khoob pitaayi hui

Ek Sardar Ki Khoob Pitaayi Hui… Birthday Party Mein Muft Ka Khana Khatay Huye Pakrra Gaya Aur Upar Se BoLa; ‘Main Larrkay Waalon Ki

2 sardaron ko bomb miley 1st sardarchal

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb miley, 1st Sardar:chal police ko de k atey hain. 2 sardar:agar koi bomb raste me phat gia to? 1st

Sardar tmko shrm nhi ati tera bap

Sardar: Tmko shrm nhi Ati Tera Bap Tailor hy or Teri Shirt Phati hy Pathan: Shrm To Tmko nai Ati, Tmhara Bap DenTist hy

Sardar selling parashoot plane se kudo

Sardar: selling parashoot “plane se kudo, button dabao aur zamen pe safely LAND karo” custmer:”agar parashoot nahi khula”? Sardar: “O paa G Change hojae

Sardar walking at night samnay gobar parra

Sardar walking at night: Samnay Gobar parra tha. Sardar ne jhuk kar ungli daal kar Taste kya or bola: Ooohh ye to Gobar hai…

A sardar said to his friend

A sardar said to his friend, My wife is afraid of water. Friend: how come sardar g? Sardar: last day she was sitting in

How can a sardar kill lion

How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I’ll drink poison n let lion

Once there was a meeting of all

Once there was a meeting of all the Sardar freedom fighters. They were planning for free Punjab. Santa Singh raised a point, “Oh. We’ll

Frnd oye tu to doctor ke paas

Frnd: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua? Sardar: Yaar kal jaaon ga, aaj thori tabiyat kharab hai.

Sardar 2 doctr mujhey 1 problem hay

Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhey 1 problem hay DR:Kia? Sardar:Bat karty waqt admi dikhai nahin deta Dr:aisa kub hota hay? Sardar:Phone kartay waqt:p

Bhikaari sardar se mujhe khanay ko

Bhikaari sardar se: Mujhe khanay ko kuchh mil sakta hai Sardar: Kal ka saalan kha Lo gay Bhikhaari: Ji haan bilkul Sardar: Chal fair

Sardar sent sms to his boss me

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2

Sardar come to school with one black

Sardar come to school with one black and one white shoes.. Sir: go home and change. sardar : koi faida nahi sir, ghar mein

Sardar went to microsoft office for

sardar went to Microsoft office for interview. Interviewer: Tell me any 4 versions of java? Sardar:Mar java , Mit java , Lut java _

Sardar in hotel main yaha nhi rhunga

Sardar in hotel- Main Yaha Nhi Rhunga, Mere Paise Wapis Karo! Itna Chota Rum… Mujhe Jaanwar Smjha H kya? Waiter: Mere baap Room Mein

Sardar galti se daryaah men gir gaya

Sardar galti se Daryaah men gir gaya… Doobtay Doobtay uske haath men Machli aayee. usay pakar ker bahar phenka or bola: Ja Tu to

Sardar i havent slept all nite in

Sardar I haven’t slept all nite in the train. Friend : Why Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend why did you not changed Sardar :Oye,

2sardars go for a drive oye zara

2sardars go for a drive. OYE zara khidki ke bahar dekhi indicators working or not. sardar puts his head out & says yes..No..Yes..No..Yes..No..

American to sardaji hamaray country main 90

American to Sardaji: Hamaray country main 90% shadiyan Email se hoti hain Sardarji: kamal hai hamaray desh main 100% shadiyan Female se hoti hain

1 sardar sochta raha owr sochtay hi

1 sardar sochta raha owr sochtay sochtay hi mar jata hai akhir wo kai sochtay hoy mara? Wo ye sochtay hoy mara k meri

Aik sardar k 4 bache they govt

Aik Sardar k 4 bache they. govt ne elaan kia k jis k 5 bache honge use Rs. 20,000 mahana wazeefa dia jayga. Sardar

Sardar ne maachis ki tilli jalaai nahi

Sardar Ne Maachis Ki Tilli Jalaai, Nahi Jali, Dusri Jalaai, Nahi Jali, Teesri Jalaai, Jal Gayi, Sardar Ne Jaldi Se Bujha di Aur Bola:

Sarther beta to bistar kyn lagay

Sarther: Beta to bistar kyn lagay? Son: Ghr py to guest ane hn. Sarther: Kon? Son: Ami ka bhai or mera Mamo Sarther: Phr

This sardarji goes to the see jurassic

This sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks

Nurse ne bacha sardar k hath ma

Nurse ne Bacha Sardar k Hath ma dia to wo Khushi se chillaya; Ballay Ballay.. Puttar hoya g Puttar hoya.. Nurse chillai; Kanjra Kuri

1 sardar pe cycle chori ka ilzaam

1 Sardar Pe Cycle Chori Ka Ilzaam Tha Lekin Saboot Na Hony Ki Waja Se Adalat Ne Bari Kar Diya, Jaty Howy Sardar Judge

Doctor sardar se aap k bachay ke

Doctor Sardar se: Aap k bachay ke Taang katni paray ge. . Sardar zor se cheekha naheeeeee! . Doctor: Kea hua? . Sardar: Pahlay

Sardarji went to party and introduced his

Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends. I am Sardar and this is sardarney, this is my kid and this

Sardar frnd sy aaj raat main nahi

Sardar Frnd Sy Aaj Raat Main Nahi Soun Ga. Frnd: Kyn? Sarther: Khwaab Mein Pathan Sy Larai Ho Gayi Hai. Frnd: To Kya Hua??

Sardarji was asked what is a

Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.

Sardar tum ne muje dhoka dya hai

SARDAR: tum ne muje dhoka dya hai! DUKANDAR: Nai mene apko asli radio dya hai! SARDAR: Radio pe MADE in JAPAN likha hai on

Sardar larki ko chertay hoay hor soniye

Sardar (larki ko chertay hoay) Hor soniye ki haal ey.? Larki(ghuse sy) Jo teri behan ka h. Sardar(hans kr) Acha acha,tay Taanu V kaka

Gabbar sikh arey o saamba

Gabbar . Sikh: Arey O Saamba! Ye Kon LoG hain Jo Sms ka Jawab Nahi Dete…? Saamba: Sardar yeh Woh LoG hain Jo Miss

Sarda ki bv raat kafi hogai hy

Sarda ki BV: Raat kafi hogai hy pr sarda ji gar nhi aye zarur koi larki ka chakar hy. Sardar ki maa: Hamesha bura

Sardar ki maa usay kehti haiapne sasural

Sardar ki maa usay kehti hai:apne sasural me har bat ‘BARHA CHARHA’ ke karna taa’ ke sasural walon pe tera ROUB rahe… Sardar sasural

Srdar ghar sy bahir nikla to samny

Srdar ghar sy bahir nikla to samny kele ka chilka dekh kr bola, lo g aj fer degan gee

A sardar his wife filed an

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce. Judge asked : How will you divide, you have 3 children? Sardar replied :

Salesman paa g cockroach k liey powder

‘Salesman: Paa g cockroach k liey powder le lo Sardar: Na g na, cockroach nu inna v free ni karna, aj powder le ditta

Sardar saw a very high ufone tower

Sardar saw a very high Ufone tower & Red light glowing on the top. Seeing this he said” Pak is developing fast see there

1st sardar o yara bike q tez

1st sardar, O yara bike q tez kar di? 2nd sardar, break fail ho gayi hai is se pehley k accident jo jaye jaldi

3 sardar1 hi bed per sorhe theek

3 sardar1 hi bed per sorhe the.Ek ko jaga tangg lagi to wo bed se utr krzmeen pr so gya.Bed pr se1srdar bola!oay ute

Sardar was riding on a horse

Sardar was riding on a horse. He breaks the red signal & a cop whistles. Sardar lifts the tail of the horse & says:

A sardar was rejected at a job

A sardar was rejected at a job interview coz when he was asked to give an example of good team work he replied, ‘

Sardar saw a very high airtel tower

Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower & red light glowing on the top, seeing this he said “India is developing fast, see there

Sardar1 y did u buy ur wife

sardar1: Y did u buy ur wife a huge diamond ring for her Birthday? I thought she wanted a car. Sardar2: She did, but

Sardar aj ghar jate hi biwi ki

Sardar: Aj Ghar jate hi Biwi ki Chaddi utarunga Dost: Aj Bare mood me ho? Sardar: Mood ki Aesi ki Taisi, Boht Tight he,

Sardarni main kapray nichor k thak gayi

Sardarni: main kapray nichor nichor k thak gayi, tum mujhe ek spinner hi dila d. next day sardar ji SHAHID AFRIDI ko le aaye.

Sardarni janu mere pait wich bohat

Sardarni: janu Mere Pait wich Bohat Gas J sardar: Oh Shukr Kar Gas A, Petrol Hunda Te America Ne Qabza Kar Lena C

Sarder changed all of his passwords to

…*Sarder changed all of his passwords to ‘INCORRECT’ . . . So that whenever he forgots the passwords the computer will automatically remaid ur

A sardar saw a beautiful girlhe went

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he went and kissed her. Girl : “STUPID what r u doing?” Sardar : B.Com final year”

A beautiful lady was kissing a lion

A beautiful lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus.. Ring master asked: Can anyone do this? . .. . Sardar: Mein

When titanic was sinkingm a man asked

When TITANIC was sinkingm, a man asked Sardar ji, how for LAND is?..? Sardar: 3 kms?.. Man jumped into the sea & asked: Which

Girl janu ji tussi mere waste aasman

Girl: ‘janu ji tussi mere waste aasman to CHAN tor k leya sakde ho? . Sardar: Bari sayani aen’ Mein CHAN te jawan te

Sardar ne makhi k dono pr kat

Sardar ne makhi k dono pr kat diye aur kaha ‘Urr ja’ Wo na uri to sardar ne kaha: Tajarby se sabit hua k

1 sardar ne mobile k sath ek

1 sardar ne mobile k sath ek kenchi b le li. Kisi ne pocha ‘sardar g a keri science a’ sardar: o yar kadi

Sardar se puchha tum next janam me

Sardar Se Puchha: Tum Next Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge? Sardar: A Cockroach Why? Because Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai

Sardar ko invitation mila k party me

Sardar ko invitation mila k party me sirf LAAL taai pehan kr ana h Sardar party me pohncha To dekha k Logo ne pent

Duniya me ajik waqt aisa ayega jub

Duniya me ajik waqt aisa ayega jub sari duniya pr Pakistanion ki hakoomat hogi. q k Baqi log taraqji krkey chand pr ja chukey

A sardar was dancing in the mid

A sardar was dancing in the mid street. All the traffic was disturbed when finally a Cop approached him and asked Why the hell