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Sardar SMS Messages

3 sardaro ko phansi hone lagi

3 Sardaro ko phansi hone lagi pehle ko phansi lagai to rassa dheela hone ki waja se wo neche pani me ja gira doosre

sardar ki biwi maikay ja rahi

*. .Sardar ki biwi Maikay Ja Rahi thi. Sardar packing krte Hue Sochta hy: ‘Kitni Bholi hy, Main sath Nhi Ja Rha, phir bhi,

1 sardar jungle se guzae raha tha

1 sardar jungle se guzae raha tha. us ne dekha ke aik saanp darakht se lataka huwa hai. Sardar; doodh bhi piya karo sirf

Sardar yaar kal raat 3 ghante 1

Sardar: Yaar kal raat 3 ghante 1 ENGLISH FILM dekhi., Na Koi Seen tha, Na Aawaaaz.! Friend: Film ka Naam kya tha.? Sardar: “NO

Sardar darwaze pe bandook liye khara

Sardar Darwaze pe bandook liye khara tha.. Wife: Yahan kyun kharay ho?? Sardar: Shair k shikaar par ja raha hoon.. Wife: tou jao na..

Sardarkal mebathrom vich gya te uthy saap

Sardar:kal mebathrom vich gya te uthy saap betha C Srdarni:hy o raba fir tusi ki kita? Srdar:kuj nai me saap nu kya” tusi karlo

1 jin sharab pene k liye insan

1 jin sharab pene k liye insan k roop me ya. 12 glass p gya. Sardar: Tenu chari ni? Jin: Main jin hoon. Sardar:

Ardar was asked to explan in englsh

§ardar Was Asked To Expla¡n In Engl¡sh! ! ‘Dukh Hamesha §ath Rhta Hy Mgr Khush¡ Aat¡ Jat¡ Reht¡ Hy’ $ardar, My W¡fe Is W¡th

Sardar ji had twins named tin

Sardar ji had twins Named TIN n MARTIN Again had twins named peter n repeater Again had twins max n climax Again had twins

Sardar doctor sab machar k katny se

Sardar: Doctor sab machar k katny se maleriya hi Q hota hai? Bawaseer Q nai hoti? . DOCTOR: Macher dang marta hai gand nai

Sardar ka interview tha sawal aaya

Sardar ka interview tha sawal aaya English mein translate karo ?Mein job k liye bahot umeed se hoon? Sardar: i am pregnant for job

Pagal sikh sytm muslman ho sikhnhi ma

Pagal Sikh Sy:Tm Muslman Ho? Sikh:Nhi ma Sikh hn Pagal:Nhi tm Muslman Ho Sikh:Nhi ma Sikh hn Pagal:Nhi tm Muslman e Ho Sikh:Nhi yar

Hamain bhi yaad rakhna jab likho tareekh e wafa

Hamain bhi yaad rakhna jab likho tareekh-e-wafa Sagar…. K hum ne bhi lutaya hai chaman mein aashiyan apna

Sardardr ap ne kaha ta k suba

Sardar.Dr: ap ne kaha ta k suba ot kr koi game kelne se sehat achi rhti he Pr muje koi farq nai pra Dr:Ap

Sardar bhagwaan ge kal mera priz

Sardar; Bhagwaan Ge Kal Mera Priz Bond Na Niklya Te Mian Tenu Toor Dena E. Pandith ne ye sun liya or us ki jaga

A sardar went 2 hotel ordered chiken

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi

Sardar galti se daryaah men gir gaya

Sardar galti se Daryaah men gir gaya… Doobtay Doobtay uske haath men Machli aayee. usay pakar ker bahar phenka or bola: Ja Tu to

Teacher batao k chooza anday se kese

Teacher: Batao k chooza anday se kese nikalta hai? Sardar: Miss, eh gal imoportant ni.. Sochan wali gal ay eh k oh anday vich

Sardar mery dada ny 1857 ke jang

Sardar: Mery dada ny 1857 ke jang main dushman ki tangain kaat di thin. Dost: Gardanien q nai katin? Sardar: Wo pehly he kati

Sardar apni girlfriend k sath date liye

Sardar apni girlfriend k sath date k liye oil mein naha k jata hai GF: ap oil mein kiun nahay? Sardar: meine suna tha

Teacher batao daryaaft or ejaad me kya

Teacher: Batao Daryaaft or Ejaad me kya farq hai? Sardar: Mere baap ne meri Maa ko Daryaft kya . or phir. Dono ne mil

Sarther beta to bistar kyn lagay

Sarther: Beta to bistar kyn lagay? Son: Ghr py to guest ane hn. Sarther: Kon? Son: Ami ka bhai or mera Mamo Sarther: Phr

Sardar to milkman bhaiyya tum do din

Sardar to Milkman: Bhaiyya tum Do din kyu nahi Aaye? Milkman: Aapki Bhabhi ki tabiyat kharab thi. Sardar: to Bhains ka dudh le aate!

Sardar my naya underwear khareda din bhr

Sardar my naya underwear khareda Din bhr pury gaon ko pichay se dhoti utha utha kr dikhata raha, Ghr lota to Behosh ho gya,

Sardar ne maachis ki tilli jalaai nahi

Sardar Ne Maachis Ki Tilli Jalaai, Nahi Jali, Dusri Jalaai, Nahi Jali, Teesri Jalaai, Jal Gayi, Sardar Ne Jaldi Se Bujha di Aur Bola:

Sardar sent sms to his boss

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it 2

teacher tmhary abu ka kya

*. . .Teacher: Tmhary Abu Ka Kya Naam Hy Sardar: Google Singh Teacher: Yeh Kesa Naam Hai? Sardar: O Sir G Main Jithy v

Aik sardar ne aik bachy sy pucha

Aik Sardar ne aik bachy sy pucha k tm ko A,B,C Aaty hai tu bachy ny kaha k mjy 9 tk aty hai. Sarther

Teen sardar party menanay k liyegaeaur bad

teen Sardar party menanay k liye…gae…..aur bad mein yad aya k pepsi lana bhol gaye…ab un mein se aik chotay sardar ko uno nay

Sardar tharmos le k picnic pargyasardar is

Sardar tharmos le k picnic pargya! Sardar: Is me thandi cheez thandi orGarm cheez garam rehti hay! Dost:Tum is me kya laye ho?Sardar:4 Qulfi2

Srdar ji agr aapko thand lagti hai

Srdar ji: agr aapko thand lagti hai to aap kya karte hai: Sardar ji: main heater le aato hoon lekin agar aapko phir bhi

Sardar sister k 7 park mey betha

SARDAR SISTER K 7 PARK MEY BETHA TA ! ! ! ! BUILDING SE ADMI BOLA ! ! ! ! KIA KIS KAR RAHE

Sardar ki maa usay kehti haiapne sasural

Sardar ki maa usay kehti hai:apne sasural me har bat ‘BARHA CHARHA’ ke karna taa’ ke sasural walon pe tera ROUB rahe… Sardar sasural

Sardar building se gira doctor said he

Sardar Building Se Gira… Doctor Said: He is Dead. Sardar Suddenly Wake Up & Said: Main Zinda Hoon. Sardars Wife: Tu Peya Reh Tenu

A lucknowi nawab meets sardar nawab janab

A lucknowi nawab meets sardar. Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon? Sardar: O kutty hath to laga, daikh tujhy zalel

Ek jagah par likha tha ke 10

ek jagah par likha tha ke 10 rupay main jitne be naam khao sardar ne itne naan khae ke wo chal bi nai sakta

1sardar teliscope se star dekh raha tha

1sardar teliscope se star dekh raha tha 5 min. after star girta hai to 2sardar said good shot

1 truck dusray ko rassi se bandh

1 truck dusray truck ko Rassi se bandh kr leja rha tha. Ye dekh kr ek SRDAR hans hans kr lotpot hogya or kehne

Sardar to pia officer menu lhr dubai

sardar to PIA officer menu lhr dubai jana hai,PIA officer there is no any berth. sardar koi gal nai ma phate te beh jana

Adalat mein train ulatny ka case chal

Adalat mein Train Ulatny ka Case chal raha tha, Wakeel to sardar Driver: Train kasiy ulati?? Sardar Dtiver:Train k samny 1admi patri pe aa

Sardar english k paper mein fail ho

Sardar English k Paper mein Fail ho gya. Translations ki wjah se: 1. Main aik Aam Admi hoon. (I am a Mango man) 2.

Teacher ap ki madri zuban kon

Teacher : AP ki madri zuban kon si hai ? SARDAR : Koi nahi . Teacher : Wo kaise? SARDAR : Sir meri maa

Srdar ki shadi k 3 mhine baad

Särdar ki Shadi k 3 Mhine baad Bacha huwa. Sardar: Ay Ki hoya? BV: Tawdi Shadi Nu Kinna Arsa hoya? Sardar: 3 Mhine BV:

Aik sarther europe gia waha us ko

Aik Sarther Europe Gia Waha Us Ko Police Nyu Roka Aur Investigation Start Kr Di Sarther Ko English Nai Ati Thi Us Ny Sick

Sardars leave application dear sir my

Sardar?s Leave application Dear Sir, My wife is ill. As there is no other Husband in the family to look after her, Kindly grant

Sardar ki shadi k 3 mah baad

Sardar ki shadi k 3 mah baad bacha hua Sardar: Ay kinj hoya? B.V: Tadi shadi nu kina arsa hoya? Srdar: 3 maheeny Bv:

sardar ne ishara kr k tez

‘ Sardar ne ishara kr k tez ati bus ko roka. Driver:Kaha jana ha? Sardar: Jana to kahi nai Bacha ro raha hai.Zara poo-poo

Ak jaga baraat pa pabandi lag gi

ak jaga baraat pa pabandi lag gi sardaroon ko pta chala wo saza dany chly gy kali sahi lee or sabko lone ma laga

This sardarji goes to the see jurassic

This sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks

Girl ye pars pakrro kholna naime abi

Girl: Ye pars pakrro, Kholna nai,me abi ai, . Sardar ne khola us me Rubr ka LUN Nikla, . Girl(Wapsi par): Khola to nai

Sardar went to microsoft office for

sardar went to Microsoft office for interview. Interviewer: Tell me any 4 versions of java? Sardar:Mar java , Mit java , Lut java _

Sardar darakht k opar ulta latka hoa

Sardar: Darakht k opar ulta latka hoa tha. Sardarni: Tu darakht par ulta kyun latka hy. Sardar: Sar dard ki goli khai thi kahin

Sardar sex k wqt bv se hor

Sardar Sex K Wqt BV Se: ‘Hor Tight Kar HorTight Kar Maza Aa Reha Hy Thora Aor Tight Kar BV:’Maa Di kus Tuadi Sardar

Sardar ek baraf ka tukra utha ker

Sardar Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Ker Usey Ghour Se Dekh Raha Tha… Admi:- Kya Dekh Rahe Ho??? Sardar:- Dekh Raha Hoon Key Yeh

Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha

Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha,umbrella me hole kyu? Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

Teacher india ka jhanda sub se pehle

Teacher: India ka jhanda sub se pehle kahaN lehraaya gaya? Sardar ( kaafi sochne k baad ) : Hawa meiN

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house? still he was in jail??.why? coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff

Sardar walking at night samnay gobar parra

Sardar walking at night: Samnay Gobar parra tha. Sardar ne jhuk kar ungli daal kar Taste kya or bola: Ooohh ye to Gobar hai…

Pathan or sardar on ph hello 221714

Pathan Or sardar sardar on ph: Hello (221714) pathan, Kia??? urdu mai bolo yara. sardar do do ek sath choda? pathan, jao gandu hum

A friend asks sardar how was ur

A friend asks sardar how was ur exam? Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK. I thought, thought &

Srdars poetry khirki se dekha to

Srdar’s poetry, Khirki se dekha to gali me koi nai tha.. Wah.. Wah.. Khirki se dekha to gali me koi nai tha. Gali me

Accountant this painting is 500 years and

Accountant: This painting is 500 years and 20 days old. Sardar: Amazing! Where did you get this exact information? Accountant: I was here 20

1 sardar bus main betha us

1 sardar bus main betha us k samnay 1 molvi beth gia sardar dar gia or bola ‘molana saab tusi dum darood walay oo

Sardar ek baraf ka tukra utha ker

Sardar Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Ker Usey Ghour Se Dekh Raha Tha… Admi:- Kya Dekh Rahe Ho??? Sardar:- Dekh Raha Hoon Key Yeh

Sardars son papa tussi papa kaisy bany

Sardar’s son: Papa tussi ‘papa’ kaisy bany? Sardar: bus puttar! ‘pa’ ‘pa’ k. . .* r O c K I N G….. . .

Sardar his wife going 2 city

Sardar & his wife going 2 city in auto…. driver adjusted mirror.. sardarji shouted u r seeing my wife… go & sit back i

Sardar ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa

Sardar: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain. Wife: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey? Sardar: Nahin, pehchan

Sardar yar meri biwi pani se

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai. Friend : Acha wo kaise? Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo

Kisi ne sardar ko sms kiya

‘Kisi ne SARDAR ko sms kiya, Agr tm ZAHEEN ho to 100k balnc bhejo, CHALAAK ho to200, Agr dono ho to300, SARDAR ne 600

Salesman sir aap cockroch k liye powder

Salesman: Sir, aap Cockroch k Liye Powder Loge Kya? Sardar: Cokroach Ko Itna Laad Pyar Nai Karte. Aaj Powder Denge To Kal Sala Lipstick

Sardar 2 doctr mujhey 1 problem hay

Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhey 1 problem hay DR:Kia? Sardar:Bat karty waqt admi dikhai nahin deta Dr:aisa kub hota hay? Sardar:Phone kartay waqt:p

Sardar class me hans raha tha eik

Sardar Class me Hans raha tha, eik Larki Boli Stand up ! Kon ho tum. Sardar bola:Tum Kon ho Larki:Me Monitor Hu Sardar:Ty Me

Sardar so raha tha k us ko

Sardar so raha tha k us ko ek machar ne kat liya, sari rat us k peechay chapal le kr bhagta raha, marnay ki

2 sardar wathcing match when dhoni hits

2 sardar wathcing match When dhoni hits a boundry 1st dekho goal hua. 2nd abbe tu sardar hi rahega, goal isme nahi cricket mein

Sardar 2 hotel manager jaldi chalo meri

Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai’ …. Managr: wht can i do? .. Sardr:

Sardar sent sms to his boss me

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2

Sardar beta ye kaisi machis lay kar

SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar

Sardarkal mere aba kunwain men gir gye

Sardar:Kal mere aba Kunwain men gir gye or zor zor se cheekhne lge: Bachao Bachao 2nd:Ab kese hen? 1st:Theek hi honge, kal se koi

Taxi driver to sardar sardar ji petrol

Taxi driver to sardar:- Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo

Do sardar ja rahah hote hain k

Do sardar ja rahah hote hain, k samne se eik pregnant auorat aa rahih hoti hai, sardar dousre sardar se khata hain kiyaa is

Ek sardar shadi se phley apni bewi

ek sardar shadi se phley apni bewi ko gana sunata hai mera mehbob mary sanam or sahdi key bad mai kery pasey jawona mai

Sardar ka padrosi mr gya wo usky

Sardar ka Padrosi Mr Gya: Wo Usky Ghr Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya? Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gay. sardar: Lo Batao,

Sardars friend yar kal meine kitni baar

Sardars friend: yar kal meine kitni baar call kiya, uthaya Q nahi? Sardar: Q uthaun,30 Rs. de ke jo gaana lagwaya hai, woh kya

Sardar ne aik raha chalti ajnabi larki

Sardar ne aik raha chalti ajnabi larki se kaha: Aap ne Pehchana muj ko? Lrki: Nai Sardar: Me wohi hun jis ko aap ne

Sardar ki cycle chori ho gai to

Sardar ki cycle chori ho gai to us ne elaan kiya: Meri cycle shaam tak wapis na mili to me wohi kroon ga jo

Judge tm pe cycle chori krne ka

Judge: tm pe cycle chori krne ka ilzaam ssaabit nai hua,lehaaza tmhe baa-izzat bari kiya jata hy Sardaar: ayda matlb mai cycle rkh lawan?

Sardar yar meri biwi pani se

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai. Friend : Acha wo kaise? Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo

Har sardar k naam mein singh

Har sardar k naam mein ‘singh’ kiun hota hai ? Nahi pata? Because S= sala I= insan N= Nahin G= Gadha H= Hai Dedicated

Ek lrki intrview dne gye officr n

Ek lrki intrview dne gye officr n uski talim pchi to us n kha B.M.S.M.P Officer: ye ks digri ka nam ha girl: BOHT

Sardar oye kya kar rahe ho

Sardar: Oye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?? : Pathan: Iss Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kar Raha Hoon! : Sardar: Wo Kyun?? : Pathan: Wo Jab

Sardar to wife gulabo yeh chaddi kis

Sardar to wife gulabo yeh CHADDI kis ki sokhney dali ha wife. mere behan ki hai sardar. KAMAL ha pehney huway to kabhe nahe

sardar ki beti uske driver

*. . .Sardar ki beti uske driver k saath bhaag gayi.. Logon ne poocha : Sardar Ji, hun ki karo ge? Sardar : Karna

Sardarji his wife going to city

Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto. Driver adjusted miror. Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife. Go & sit back. I

1sardar kafi arsy baad watan wapis aya

1Sardar kafi arsy baad Watan wapis aya aur matti utha k bola:Hun apny wattan di matti di khashbu oh nhi rhi 2nd Sardar: Pa

Sardar ki maa tabiyat khrab thi jab

SARDAR ki Maa ki tabiyat khrab thi Jab hospital le gaye to Doctor ne kaha k TEST hongay SARDAR bola; Maa di umr ziada

Q what do you call a man

Q: What do you call a man who can’t hear anything? Sardar: Anything you want because he can’t hear na!!!

Sardar kal menoo police ne kutia

Sardar: Kal menoo Police ne kutia Dost:Fer tu kuch nhi kita Sardar:Main aakhya himat ha te kaly kaly ao Dost:Fer Sardr:Fer sarian ne wari

Sardar wins 10 crores from lottery ticket

Sardar wins 10 crores from lottery ticket. Dealer gave 7 crores after deducting tax. Angry sardar: give me 10 crores, otherwise give my 20

Man sardarji aapke pas mobile hai to

Man: Sardarji Aapke pas MOBILE hai to phir apne LETTER kyon bheja..? Santa: oye mene tujhe Phone kiya tha per andar se awaaz aai

A girl sent the most expensive bird

A GIRL sent the most expensive bird that c0uld speak 40 languages as a birthday gift to her Sardar BOY FRND next day She

Doctorab to aap khatre se bahar hain

Doctor:Ab To aap Khatre Se Bahar Hain phir B Itne Dar Kyun Rahe Ho sardar:Jis Truck Se Mera Accident Hua Tha Us Par Likha

Sardar k gaon me nadi pr pull

Sardar k gaon me Nadi Pr Pull ban gya Engineer:Buhot acha ho gaya he sardar: Han ji, Pehle dhoop me tair k Nadi Paar

Teacher hmesha yaad rkho hum is dunya

Teacher: Hmesha yaad rkho hum is dunya me doosron ki khidmat karne aaye hn. sardar : Wah g wah! Te fer dosre ki Amb

Sardar chori k ilzam main pakra gaya

Sardar chori k ilzam main pakra gaya. Gaon walo ne munh kala kar k gadhe pe bitha dia gali main se guzar raha tha

1 sardar pe cycle chori ka ilzaam

1 Sardar Pe Cycle Chori Ka Ilzaam Tha Lekin Saboot Na Hony Ki Waja Se Adalat Ne Bari Kar Diya, Jaty Howy Sardar Judge

Sardarji kya baat hai dar kyon lag

sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema

Sardaron k gaon may nadi pr bridge

Sardaron k gaon may nadi pr bridge banaya gya builder ne kaha: boht acha ho gya sardar: han ji, pehle dhoop may ter k

Sardar dr sahib chashma laga k mein

Sardar: Dr Sahib chashma laga k mein Akhbar parh sakoon ga?Dr: Haan, bilkul…!Sardar: Phir theek hai, Warna un-parh ki zindgi bhi koi zindgi hai.

Srdar agr khjoor k darakht pe charr

Srdar: Agr khjoor k darakht pe charr jao to kia engineering college ki larkian nazr aen gi? Pathan: Han! Or agr hath chor 2

Grammar teachr 2 sardr jamila rozana

Grammar teachr 2 Sardr: ‘jamila rozana larkon se milti he’ Batao is jumley mein jamila kya he? . . . . . . .

Sardar apni balcony main shirt utar ker

Sardar apni balcony main shirt utar ker betha tha, Dost kehta hai yaar kya chest hain! Sardar fakhar se, ye to kuch bhi nahi

Frnd oye tu to doctor ke paas

Frnd: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua? Sardar: Yaar kal jaaon ga, aaj thori tabiyat kharab hai.

Sarar light nai to kambakhat fan chala

Sarar: Light nai to kambakhat fan to chala do, Sardani: aakhir sardar he to hai na aqal hai hi nai Fan chala dia to

Sardar told his son o tu ghabra

Sardar told his son: ‘‘o tu ghabra mat, tu to sher da puttar hai.‘‘ Beta:‘‘papaji,Class teacher bhi yehi bolti Hai k tu kisi jaanwar

Teaacher jis admi ko sunai nai detausey

Teaacher: Jis admi ko Sunai nai deta,usey English mai kya kehty hain? Sardar student: Sir, jo marzi aakh lo,onu kerha sunda wa 😀

Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home

Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home. Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like ‘Saala phone utha ke bolta

Sardar ne makhi k dono pr kat

Sardar ne makhi k dono pr kat diye aur kaha ‘Urr ja’ Wo na uri to sardar ne kaha: Tajarby se sabit hua k

Sardarji his wife going to city

Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto. Driver adjusted miror. Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife. Go & sit back. I

Joke qatil koshish karna umar qaid ho

*JOKE* QATIL: ‘Koshish Karna Umar qaid Ho, Phansi Na Ho.’ Sardar Lawyer: ‘Don’t Worry, Pori Koshish Karunga.’ After Court Decision was made… QATIL: ‘Kiya

Sardarji was asked what is a

Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.

Santa singh can u spell a word

Santa Singh: Can u spell a word that has more than 1000 letters in it? Banta Singh: Post office.

1st sardar o yara bike q tez

1st sardar, O yara bike q tez kar di? 2nd sardar, break fail ho gayi hai is se pehley k accident jo jaye jaldi

1 srdar roz kitchan me jata cheeni

1 srdar roz kitchan me jata. Cheeni ka daba kholta or band krdeta. Q k doctor ne kaha tha k apni SUGAR roz chek

Sardar 1 black rang ka bulb de

Sardar: 1 black rang ka bulb de do. Shopkeepr: kya karna hai? Sardar: dopahar ko andhera karke sounga

Ekbar exam me question tha challenge kise

Ekbar Exam me Question tha, “Challenge kise Kehte Hai?” Sardar ne Poore Pages khali chor kar Last Page par Likha, “Apne Baap ki Aulad

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours, ‘He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade.’ After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared & said,’Khoti de puttar

Sarda ki bv raat kafi hogai hy

Sarda ki BV: Raat kafi hogai hy pr sarda ji gar nhi aye zarur koi larki ka chakar hy. Sardar ki maa: Hamesha bura

Race dekhtey huey sardar ney dosrey se

Race dekhtey huey sardar ney dosrey se pocha: Inam kis ko mile ga? 2nd: sab se aagey waley ko sardar toh phir peechay waley

Aik sardar ka parosi mar geya wo

Aik Sardar ka parosi mar geya wo uske ghar geya aurpocha, lash aa gai hai kiya? ittefaq say usi waqt lay kar ambulance a

Wife darling aaj kuch aisa karo ke

Wife: Darling, aaj kuch aisa karo ke mere paseenay nikal jaayen! Sardar uthta hai aur ja ke AC aur fan off kar daita hai.

Aik aadmi bakrian chura raha tha

Aik aadmi bakrian chura raha tha Sardar vey bakrian kithe le challa en? Admi inhen school chorne ja raha hun sarDar menu pagal samjhia

Sardar1 i am going ka kya

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