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Sardar SMS Messages

Sardar 2 hotel manager jaldi chalo meri

Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai’ …. Managr: wht can i do? .. Sardr:

A sardar married to a short girl

A sardar married to a short girl. people asked to sardar why you married such a short girl. He replied our guru gee says

1 dafa sardar ji ko call aee

1 dafa sardar ji ko call aee aur saddar ji ne phone uthaya aur kaha kon tu dosri taraf se awaz aii may bool

A man to sardar lets play chess

A man to sardar: lets to play Chess. Santa: You wait i am bringing my Sport Shoes.

Sardar itny sary log football ko laat

Sardar: itny sary log football ko laat q maar rhe hain ? Admi: goal kerne k lye , Sardar: LoO jee! . . gol

Sardar my naya underwear khareda din bhr

Sardar my naya underwear khareda Din bhr pury gaon ko pichay se dhoti utha utha kr dikhata raha, Ghr lota to Behosh ho gya,

Old man school ke principle se

Old man school ke principle se: Zara raja ko bula dein. Principle: Aap kon? Old man: Mein us ka dada. Princple: Woh chutti le

Eik ship doob rha tha angraiz ny

EIK ship doob rha tha angraiz ny poocha yahaan sy zameen kitni door hai Sardar 2 kilo mitter angraiz ny pani mien challang laga

1 srdar ny malto ki rari lagai

1 srdar ny malto ki rari lagai 6 din tk malty nhi beky or sukh kr choty ho gey. 7vy din srdar malto ko

Sardar in coffee shop with wife

Sardar in Coffee shop with wife, Sardar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jay gi. Wife:Fer ki hoye ga? Srdar:Bewakof Rate List dekh, Hot coffee Rs.15

2 sardar or unki 1 behan bagair

2 Sardar Or UnKi 1 Behan Bagair Ticket Train Me Ja Rahy Thy.. TT Ne Pakar Lia Or UnKi Behan Ko Le Gaya.. .

Sardar wins 10 crores from lottery ticket

Sardar wins 10 crores from lottery ticket. Dealer gave 7 crores after deducting tax. Angry sardar: give me 10 crores, otherwise give my 20

Sardar in an interview i want 1

Sardar in an interview: I want 1 lac salary, a flat & a car.Boss: I’ll give u 5 lac, 2 flats & 3 cars.

1 pathan ne sardar ko juta mara

1 pathan ne 1 sardar ko juta mara, sardar:tum ne ye juta ghusay se mara ya mazaq se? pathan: Gushy se. Sardar:Acha hai warna

Teacher tell me the names of 10

Teacher: ‘Tell Me The Names Of 10 Chemical Elements?’ Sardar Student: ‘Oxygen, Chlorine, Florine, Noreen, Ambreen, Samreen, Nasreen, Afreen, Parveen and Yasmeen

Sardar rozana sex tablet khata friend

Sardar rozana sex tablet khata Friend: yar na teri Wife hay na Girlfrend phir Q khata hay? Sardar : Bus aisay hi underwear mai

Sardar apni saali se zara meri dhoti

Sardar apni saali se: zara meri dhoti chuk k wekh mein aj kida sohna under ware paya e, Saali: dhoti utha k, tum ny

Serdar ki shadi k 3 mahine baad

Serdar ki shadi k 3 mahine baad bacha hua. . Serdar: Ay ki hoya? BV: Tuadi shadi nu kinna arsa hoya? Srdar: 3 mahine.

Sardar ki ma death ho gai

‘Sardar ki ma ki death ho gai, ek sal bad sardar ka bap america sa wapis aya,us na poucha teri ma kahan ha, sardar

Sardar suhagrat ko wife sy dikhne myn

Sardar suhagrat ko wife sy: Dikhne myn to tere boobz bare soft aur pink lag rahay hyn.. Wife (sharmate huay): Pata nahi gee Jitne

Sardarji was asked what is a

Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.

1 sardar sochta raha owr sochtay hi

1 sardar sochta raha owr sochtay sochtay hi mar jata hai akhir wo kai sochtay hoy mara? Wo ye sochtay hoy mara k meri

Sardar ne aik raha chalti ajnabi larki

Sardar ne aik raha chalti ajnabi larki se kaha: Aap ne Pehchana muj ko? Lrki: Nai Sardar: Me wohi hun jis ko aap ne

She is kidding sardar translated into

She is kidding. sardar translated into urdu. ‘Woh bachey dey rahi hai.’ 😀

Sardar drakht pe charha to bandar ne

SARDAR Drakht pe charha to Bandar ne Pucha:Upar kyun aye ho? SARDAR: Amrood khane BANDAR: Ye to Aaam ka drakht ha SARDAR ‘ Main

Pagal sikh sytm muslman ho sikhnhi ma

Pagal Sikh Sy:Tm Muslman Ho? Sikh:Nhi ma Sikh hn Pagal:Nhi tm Muslman Ho Sikh:Nhi ma Sikh hn Pagal:Nhi tm Muslman e Ho Sikh:Nhi yar

1 jin sharab pene k liye insan

1 jin sharab pene k liye insan k roop me ya. 12 glass p gya. Sardar: Tenu chari ni? Jin: Main jin hoon. Sardar:

Sardar behan k sath park mein bench

Sardar behan k sath park mein bench par baitha tha kissi nay samnay wali building say awaaz lagai: oye bhayghairta kurri di chumian laynda

Sardar ro raha tha dost kiun rote

Sardar ro raha tha. Dost: Kiun Rote Ho? Sardar: Meri Murghi Mar Gy He, Dost: Mera Baap Mar Gya Magar Main To Nahin Roya,

Sardarji ghar mai mera he hukam chalta

SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai. Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai, Dost: Garam pani Q? Sardar:

1 pattan cinema hall mein cold drink

1 Pattan cinema hall mein cold drink ki bottle ley k betha tha. kabhi 15 mint mein moonh lagata to. . . kabhi 20

Ek raat bijli chali gai sardar

Ek raat bijli chali gai.. SARDAR: oye kam se kam fan to chalao SARDARNI: kar din a sardaron wali baat fan on karenge To

1dulha apne dost srdar se shadi k

1dulha apne dost srdar se shadi k din Yar koi ayc bat bta jo me apni BV se kahun to wo heran ho jy?

Sardar sitting on the top of

Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying…. When a person asked what he was doing…. He replied… Oye!! Higher Studies

1 sardar apne bhae ko mar raha

1 sardar apne bhae ko mar raha tha. 1 admi ne poch tm esy q mar rae o.? Sardar:dctr ne kya c . .

Sardar agar naryal k darakht pe charh

Sardar: Agar Naryal k Darakht Pe Charh Jaon, To Kia Engineering College ki Larkiya Dikhen gi? Pathan: Han! Aur Hath Chhor Dega, To Medical

Sardar doctor sab machar k katny se

Sardar: Doctor sab machar k katny se maleriya hi Q hota hai? Bawaseer Q nai hoti? . DOCTOR: Macher dang marta hai gand nai

India me ek ajeeb o gareeb sms hai bolta

India me ek Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hai, Bolta B hai Chalta B hai Khata B hai Monchen hen us ki Pagri pehnta hai Naam hai

Sardarmei ne apni bv ko matric karwaya

sardar:Mei ne apni B.V ko Matric karwaya B.Com karwaya phir MSC karwaiab nokri dilwai,ab kia karun? Pathan:ab koi acha sa larka dakh kar us

Ek american ek sardar se kaha hamare

Ek american ek sardar se kaha hamare yahan saadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai isper sardar bola kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female

Best funny qutetion written on a sardarz

Best funny Qutetion written on a Sardar’z shop: ‘Udhaar sirf 80 se 90 saal ki umar k logon ko diya jayega, wo b unkay

Grammar teachr 2 sardr jamila rozana

Grammar teachr 2 Sardr: ‘jamila rozana larkon se milti he’ Batao is jumley mein jamila kya he? . . . . . . .

Ek sardar apne dost ki barat k

Ek sardar apne dost ki barat k sath gya,aur zakhmi ho k aya Kisi ne waja puchi to Bola Barat mein Duley k Bap

Police sardr se tumhe chori karte waqt

Police sardr se: Tumhe chori karte waqt apni Bv or betiyo ka khayal nahi aya? Sardr: Khayal to aya tha. Lekin dukan me sirf

Chota sardar mummy kal rati jadun

Chota sardar : Mummy kal rati jadun minu susu aaya te main bathroom da darwaga kholaya te light uppuy jal gae Mummy: oa khotaya

Doctorbachey ko paani dene se pehle ubaal

Doctor:Bachey ko paani dene se pehle ubaal lena chahiye Sardar:woh to theek hey perubalney se bacha mar to nahi jaye ga?@

Sardar his wife going 2 city

Sardar & his wife going 2 city in auto…. driver adjusted mirror.. sardarji shouted u r seeing my wife… go & sit back i

Sarar light nai to kambakhat fan chala

Sarar: Light nai to kambakhat fan to chala do, Sardani: aakhir sardar he to hai na aqal hai hi nai Fan chala dia to

Sardar at bar in new york

Sardar at bar in New York. Man on his right says ‘Johny Walker single’ Man on his left says ‘Peter Scotch single’ Sardar says

Sardar dr saab mujhe koi aisi dawa

Sardar: Dr. Saab, mujhe koi aisi dawa den k main aankho se bol sakun . . aur kaano se dekh sakun..? Dr: ghuse se..

Sardar saw a very high airtel tower

Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower & red light glowing on the top, seeing this he said “India is developing fast, see there

Ek sardar ko exam main koi sawal

Ek Sardar ko Exam main Koi Sawal Nahi Aata Tha: Sardar Ne Har Sawal K Neeche ||||||||||||||| Is Tarha Ki Lines Laga Kar Neche

Sardar kafi deir se apna nikka nama

Sardar Kafi Deir Se Apna Nikka Nama Deikh Raha Tha, K Bevi Ne Tang Aa Kr Pocha:- Bevi:- Sardar G Kya Deikh Rahe Ho

Sardar ki cycle chori ho gai to

Sardar ki cycle chori ho gai to us ne elaan kiya: Meri cycle shaam tak wapis na mili to me wohi kroon ga jo

Sonpapa 55 how much sardarullehke patte gadhe

Son:papa 5+5 how much Sardar:Ullehke patte, gadhe ke aulath, nalayath, besharam, tujhe kuchbi nahi ata, ja jake andarse caliculater la

Sardar ka abbu mar gia dost

SARDAR KA ABBU MAR GIA DOST NE POOCHA KA KESE MARE SARDAR: HELICOPTER KA PILOT THA SARDI LAG RAHI THI TO PANKHA BAND KAR

Sardar on phone doctor my wife is

Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her

2 sardaron ko bomb miley 1st sardarchal

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb miley, 1st Sardar:chal police ko de k atey hain. 2 sardar:agar koi bomb raste me phat gia to? 1st

Sardar sent a sms to his pregnant

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said,

Sardar ke ghar guest aa gaye

Sardar Ke Ghar Guest Aa Gaye… Maa Ne Kaha: Jao Baita Ja Ke Mehmanon K Liye Kuch Ley Ke Aao.. Sardar Bahar Gya Or…

Aik sardar public bathroom gya or 2ghante

Aik Sardar Public Bathroom gya or 2ghante baad Bahir Nikla. Bahir Betha Jamdar Bola: 40 Rupe Sardar Bola: Main Tatti keti A Yahoo Tay

Phansi k waqt inspector ne sardar se

Phansi K Waqt Inspector Ne Sardar Se Poocha:Tumhari Aakhri Khowahish KiyaHy . . . ...Sardar:Mera Sir Thallay tay Lattaan Utay Kar K Phansi Deyo.:->

sardar larki ko chertay hoay hor

*. .Sardar (larki ko chertay hoay) Hor soniye ki haal ey.? Larki(ghuse sy) Jo teri behan ka h. Sardar(hans kr) Acha acha,tay Taanu V

Sardar soch raha hoon k america ghoom

Sardar: soch raha hoon k America ghoom Aaon, kitnay paisay Lagain gain? Pathan: nahi lagain gain, Sardar:wo kesay? Pathan: sochnay k paisay nahi Lagtay.

3 sardaro ko phansi hone lagi

3 Sardaro ko phansi hone lagi pehle ko phansi lagai to rassa dheela hone ki waja se wo neche pani me ja gira doosre

Sardaro tere result da ki banya pappumiss

Sardar:O tere result da ki banya? Pappu:Miss kendi aey es class wich 1 sal hor laggay ga? Sardar:Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par fail

Sardar was helping his son in filling

Sardar was helping his son in filling Admission Form. SON: Papa ye ‘Mother Tongue’ wale box me kya likhna hai? SARDAR: Likh de puttar

1 sardar musium gaya wahan uss se

1 Sardar musium gaya, wahan uss se 1 Statue toot gaya, OFFICER: you have broken a 5000 years old statue, Sardar: Thank God Main

Wife mere iraday baray neek hain aap

Wife mere iraday baray neek hain, aap 1000 mai ek hain. Sardar: mera dimag bara taiz hai, pehlay ye bata baki 999 kon hai?

Sardarni oji utho utho raat k 2

Sardarni: oji! Utho utho raat k 2 baj rahe hain! Sardar: offo! Itni raat ko kyun jagaya? Sardarni: aap neend ki goli lena bhool

Aik sardar chalty train par chur gia

aik sardar chalty train par chur gia logo nay bohat tareef ke sardar g kiya baat ha apkee Sardar nay kaha salu chup karo

Major rohail yaar mobile naya lya hai

Major Rohail: Yaar mobile naya lya hai? . Sardar: Nahi mere cousin ka hy. . Major Rohail: Cousin ka mobile tere pass kya kr

Sardar walking at night samnay gobar parra

Sardar walking at night: Samnay Gobar parra tha. Sardar ne jhuk kar ungli daal kar Taste kya or bola: Ooohh ye to Gobar hai…

Teacher ek essa sentence btao jis

Teacher: Ek essa sentence btao jis main Urdu, Hindi, Punjabi, aur English ka sahi use hua ho! Sardar: ‘Ishq di gali vich NO ENTRY!’

Sardar bhagwaan ge kal mera priz

Sardar; Bhagwaan Ge Kal Mera Priz Bond Na Niklya Te Mian Tenu Toor Dena E. Pandith ne ye sun liya or us ki jaga

Sardar suffering from cold and was shivering

Sardar suffering from cold and was shivering. His son called a doc. Doc: What happened? Son: Bimari da ta pata nahin per baapu saver

After finishing mbbs sardar starts his practise

After finishing MBBS. sardar starts his practise! He checked his 1ST patient’s Eyes Tongue and Ears By TORCH! and Finally he said ‘Battery is

Teacher batao k chooza anday se kese

Teacher: Batao k chooza anday se kese nikalta hai? Sardar: Miss, eh gal imoportant ni.. Sochan wali gal ay eh k oh anday vich

Sarar light nai to kambakhat fan chala

Sarar: Light nai to kambakhat fan to chala do, Sardani: aakhir sardar he to hai na aqal hai hi nai Fan chala dia to

Nurse ne bacha sardar k hath ma

Nurse ne Bacha Sardar k Hath ma dia to wo Khushi se chillaya; Ballay Ballay.. Puttar hoya g Puttar hoya.. Nurse chillai; Kanjra Kuri

Wife darling aaj kuch aisa karo ke

Wife: Darling, aaj kuch aisa karo ke mere paseenay nikal jaayen! Sardar uthta hai aur ja ke AC aur fan off kar daita hai.

Sardar to nurse agar mery ghar

Sardar to Nurse: agar mery ghar beti ho to kehna Fail agar beta ho to kehna Pass. Sardar k ghar khusra peda hua, Nurse:

Sardaron k gaon may nadi pr bridge

Sardaron k gaon may nadi pr bridge banaya gya builder ne kaha: boht acha ho gya sardar: han ji, pehle dhoop may ter k

Sardar is climbing up the tree

Sardar is climbing up the tree. Monkey: drakht pe kyun aye ho? Sardar: apple khaney. Monkey: lakin ye to aam ka drakht hai. Sardar:

Man sees sardar g standing in d middle

Man sees Sardar-G standing in d middle of a huge field of grass & notices, He is just standing dere, doing nothing, looking @

1 sardar bus main betha us

1 sardar bus main betha us k samnay 1 molvi beth gia sardar dar gia or bola ‘molana saab tusi dum darood walay oo

Aik admi ko jin chimadh gya sardar

AIK ADMI KO JIN CHIMADH GYA AIK SARDAR NE DAWA KIYA KE MAIN JIN NAKAL SAKTA HOON SARDAR NE US ADMI KE SAR PER

Pathan to sardar 5 janvaron k naam

Pathan to Sardar: 5 janvaron k naam batao jo pani me rehty hain. Sardar: Fish Pathan Theek hai. or batao Sardar: Fish ki Ammi,

4 students 1 from harvard oxford texas

4 Students 1 From HARVARD 1 From OXFORD 1 TEXAS & Sardar G From dehli UNVRSITY 1 Comon Ques: Wat Is Da Fastest Thing

Sardarni main kapray nichor k thak gayi

Sardarni: main kapray nichor nichor k thak gayi, tum mujhe ek spinner hi dila d. next day sardar ji SHAHID AFRIDI ko le aaye.

Aik srdar jb b kapre dhone lagta

aik srdar jb b kapre dhone lagta to barish hone lag jati,ek din taiz dhoop nikli hui thi, srdar jaldi jaldi shop se surf

Sardar police station aya r bola mujhe arest

“Sardar police-station aya r bola Mujhe arest krlo mene apni BV k sr pe dnda mara hy, Police:Wo mar gai kia? sardar:Nhi wo to

1 sardar police station k bahar se

1 Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se Guzra Aur Poster Pe Parha ” Wanted For RAPE & MURDER ..” Sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker

Policetumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di

Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Police:Kion has rahe ho? Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje

Sardar building se gira doctor said he

Sardar Building Se Gira… Doctor Said: He is Dead. Sardar Suddenly Wake Up & Said: Main Zinda Hoon. Sardars Wife: Tu Peya Reh Tenu

Sardarji his wife going to city

Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto. Driver adjusted miror. Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife. Go & sit back. I

Sarther beta to bistar kyn lagay

Sarther: Beta to bistar kyn lagay? Son: Ghr py to guest ane hn. Sarther: Kon? Son: Ami ka bhai or mera Mamo Sarther: Phr

1 sardar jungle se guzae raha tha

1 sardar jungle se guzae raha tha. us ne dekha ke aik saanp darakht se lataka huwa hai. Sardar; doodh bhi piya karo sirf

Boss where were u born

Boss :‘ Where were U Born ? ‘ Sardar :‘ In Punjab ‘ Boss :‘ Which Part in Punjab ? ‘ Sardar :‘ Kya

Sardar tharmos le k picnic pargyasardar is

Sardar tharmos le k picnic pargya! Sardar: Is me thandi cheez thandi orGarm cheez garam rehti hay! Dost:Tum is me kya laye ho?Sardar:4 Qulfi2

Sardar dentist ke paas gaya jor jor se

Sardar dentist ke paas gaya, jor-jor se hasa aur ghar aa gaya. wife: kaha gaye the Sardar: Daant dikhane gaya tha

Sardar ji se kisi ne pocha

Sardar ji se kisi ne pocha: sardarji aqal bari ya bhens? sardar ji kafi dair sochte rahe phir kaha: ‘o pa ji… dono ki

Sardar ne samndar me dobtay howy 1

Sardar ne samndar me dobtay howy 1 bachy ko bacha lia Or thori dair bad DObara phenk dya Ksi ne kha ye kya kia

A sardar was rejected at a job

A sardar was rejected at a job interview coz when he was asked to give an example of good team work he replied, ‘

Sardar 1 ghar k neechay khara su su

Sardar 1 ghar k neechay khara ‘su-su’ kar raha tha, ooper say 1 Lady boli,; Nazar nahi aa raha diwaar hay, Sardar bola; Thora

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house? still he was in jail??.why? coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff

Sardar kal menu 9 admian ne kutia

Sardar: kal menu 9 admian ne kutia. Pandit: fer tu kuj nai kita. Sardar: main kia himat ha te kaly kaly ao. Pandit: fer.

Boy ap muje apni beti ka hath

Boy.. ap muje apni beti ka hath de de main ap ko uss ke wazn jitna ‘SONA’ do ga Sardar.. sonchne ka moqa do.

Kisi ne sardar ko sms kiya agr

Kisi ne SARDAR ko sms kiya, Agr tm ZAHEEN ho to 100k balnc bhejo, CHALAAK ho to200, Agr dono ho to300, SARDAR ne 600

A person to sardar agr aik hathi

A person to sardar: agr aik hathi sui k sorakh se guzr rha ho to uasy rokne k lye kya krna chahye?. sardar: uski

Pathan apne 1 saal k bache ko

Pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache Ko Hosptal Le Kr Gya Dr: Khan sab Isko Koi Sakht Cheez To Nai Khelai? Pathan: Nai Kal

Sardar sent sms to his boss

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it 2

All scientists fail to answer this

All Scientists Fail to Answer this But Sardar GRocks…, Q:Which Liquid Thing Turns Solid on heating? Sardar:’Besan K pakoray’:D

Sardar ki maa tabiyat khrab thi jab

SARDAR ki Maa ki tabiyat khrab thi Jab hospital le gaye to Doctor ne kaha k TEST hongay SARDAR bola; Maa di umr ziada

Sardar was looking at a painting for

Sardar was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body. Someone asked what are u

Aik sardar chat per tankey saaf kerne

aik sardar chat per tankey saaf kerne k lie charha wahan per kawwa betha tha sardar:foran serhi se neche utra or serhi hata di

A sardar his wife filed an

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce. Judge asked : How will you divide, you have 3 children? Sardar replied :

Sardar to his wifebegum shadi de baad

sardar to his wife:Begum, shadi de baad tuanoo kis raat bara maza aya see? Wife: Jis raat tusi Delhi gae see….

Sardar on phone doctor my wife is

Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her

Sardar went to party and introduced his

Sardar went to Party and Introduced his Family to his Friend. I m Sardar and This is Sardarney., This is My Kid and this

Sardar made a call to airport asked

Sardar made a call to airport. Asked, ‘How long is the journey from Punjab to America ?’ Receptionist: ‘One second Sir..’ Sardar: ‘Ok, thank

Sardar building se gira doctor said he

Sardar Building Se Gira… Doctor Said: He is Dead. Sardar Suddenly Wake Up & Said: Main Zinda Hoon. Sardars Wife: Tu Peya Reh Tenu

Sardr pathan se ajp ki kitni biwian

Sardr Pathan se: Ajp ki kitni biwian hain? Pathan: 6 Sardar: acha acha Sunday off rakhtay hogay? Pathan: Sunday ko ‘SALA’ ata hai.

Sardar tainu tairna aanda hai frnd

Sardar: Tainu tairna aanda hai? Frnd: No Sardar: Tere naalon ta kutte changey ne jehre tair lende ne Frnd: Tenu tairna aanda hai? Sardar:

Srdar ghar sy bahir nikla to samny

Srdar ghar sy bahir nikla to samny kele ka chilka dekh kr bola, lo g aj fer degan gee

1 sardar nai apny babi ka katal

1 sardar nai apny babi ka katal kiya. Police: tum nay ya Q kiya? Sardar: Maray dost k pass phone aaya or o zhor

Principal during his speech meri dictionary

Principal during his speech: Meri dictionary mein ‘IMPOSSIBLE’ ka word nahi.. Sardar uth k bola: ‘Tay mama vaikh k leni c_

Teaacher jis admi ko sunai nai detausey

Teaacher: Jis admi ko Sunai nai deta,usey English mai kya kehty hain? Sardar student: Sir, jo marzi aakh lo,onu kerha sunda wa 😀

4 sardaron ne mil k petrol pump

4 Sardaron ne mil k petrol pump khola. 1 B customer nahi Q? Petrol pump was on 1st floor. Phir charon ne usi floor

1 truck dusray ko rassi se bandh

1 truck dusray truck ko Rassi se bandh kr leja rha tha. Ye dekh kr ek SRDAR hans hans kr lotpot hogya or kehne

Teacher batao k chooza anday sy kysy

Teacher: Batao k Chooza anday sy kysy nikalta hy? Sardar: Miss ey gal eyni Important nai, Sochan wali gal ey wa k ey kanjr

Sardar amrud bech rha tha

Sardar amrud bech rha tha.. . 1 admi aya or bola, Sardar g agr amrud me kira nikla to? Sardar: To saaf baat hai…

2 habshi aur aik sardar picnic manany

2 habshi aur aik sardar picnic manany gaya.rasty mein un ko aik bottle mili.unon nay us ka dhakan khola to jin bahir aya aur