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Sardar SMS Messages

Sardar his wife going 2 city

Sardar & his wife going 2 city in auto…. driver adjusted mirror.. sardarji shouted u r seeing my wife… go & sit back i

Sardar ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa

Sardar: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain. Wife: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey? Sardar: Nahin, pehchan

Sardar yar meri biwi pani se

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai. Friend : Acha wo kaise? Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo

Kisi ne sardar ko sms kiya

‘Kisi ne SARDAR ko sms kiya, Agr tm ZAHEEN ho to 100k balnc bhejo, CHALAAK ho to200, Agr dono ho to300, SARDAR ne 600

Salesman sir aap cockroch k liye powder

Salesman: Sir, aap Cockroch k Liye Powder Loge Kya? Sardar: Cokroach Ko Itna Laad Pyar Nai Karte. Aaj Powder Denge To Kal Sala Lipstick

Sardar 2 doctr mujhey 1 problem hay

Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhey 1 problem hay DR:Kia? Sardar:Bat karty waqt admi dikhai nahin deta Dr:aisa kub hota hay? Sardar:Phone kartay waqt:p

Sardar class me hans raha tha eik

Sardar Class me Hans raha tha, eik Larki Boli Stand up ! Kon ho tum. Sardar bola:Tum Kon ho Larki:Me Monitor Hu Sardar:Ty Me

Sardar so raha tha k us ko

Sardar so raha tha k us ko ek machar ne kat liya, sari rat us k peechay chapal le kr bhagta raha, marnay ki

Sardar apni girlfriend k sath date liye

Sardar apni girlfriend k sath date k liye oil mein naha k jata hai GF: ap oil mein kiun nahay? Sardar: meine suna tha

2 sardar wathcing match when dhoni hits

2 sardar wathcing match When dhoni hits a boundry 1st dekho goal hua. 2nd abbe tu sardar hi rahega, goal isme nahi cricket mein

Sardar 2 hotel manager jaldi chalo meri

Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai’ …. Managr: wht can i do? .. Sardr:

Sardar sent sms to his boss me

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2

Sardar beta ye kaisi machis lay kar

SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar

Sardarkal mere aba kunwain men gir gye

Sardar:Kal mere aba Kunwain men gir gye or zor zor se cheekhne lge: Bachao Bachao 2nd:Ab kese hen? 1st:Theek hi honge, kal se koi

Taxi driver to sardar sardar ji petrol

Taxi driver to sardar:- Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo

Do sardar ja rahah hote hain k

Do sardar ja rahah hote hain, k samne se eik pregnant auorat aa rahih hoti hai, sardar dousre sardar se khata hain kiyaa is

Ek sardar shadi se phley apni bewi

ek sardar shadi se phley apni bewi ko gana sunata hai mera mehbob mary sanam or sahdi key bad mai kery pasey jawona mai

Sardar ka padrosi mr gya wo usky

Sardar ka Padrosi Mr Gya: Wo Usky Ghr Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya? Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gay. sardar: Lo Batao,

Sardars friend yar kal meine kitni baar

Sardars friend: yar kal meine kitni baar call kiya, uthaya Q nahi? Sardar: Q uthaun,30 Rs. de ke jo gaana lagwaya hai, woh kya

Sardar ne aik raha chalti ajnabi larki

Sardar ne aik raha chalti ajnabi larki se kaha: Aap ne Pehchana muj ko? Lrki: Nai Sardar: Me wohi hun jis ko aap ne

Sardar ki cycle chori ho gai to

Sardar ki cycle chori ho gai to us ne elaan kiya: Meri cycle shaam tak wapis na mili to me wohi kroon ga jo

Judge tm pe cycle chori krne ka

Judge: tm pe cycle chori krne ka ilzaam ssaabit nai hua,lehaaza tmhe baa-izzat bari kiya jata hy Sardaar: ayda matlb mai cycle rkh lawan?

Sardar sex k wqt bv se hor

Sardar Sex K Wqt BV Se: ‘Hor Tight Kar HorTight Kar Maza Aa Reha Hy Thora Aor Tight Kar BV:’Maa Di kus Tuadi Sardar

Sardar yar meri biwi pani se

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai. Friend : Acha wo kaise? Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo

Har sardar k naam mein singh

Har sardar k naam mein ‘singh’ kiun hota hai ? Nahi pata? Because S= sala I= insan N= Nahin G= Gadha H= Hai Dedicated

Ek lrki intrview dne gye officr n

Ek lrki intrview dne gye officr n uski talim pchi to us n kha B.M.S.M.P Officer: ye ks digri ka nam ha girl: BOHT

Sardar oye kya kar rahe ho

Sardar: Oye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?? : Pathan: Iss Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kar Raha Hoon! : Sardar: Wo Kyun?? : Pathan: Wo Jab

Sardar to wife gulabo yeh chaddi kis

Sardar to wife gulabo yeh CHADDI kis ki sokhney dali ha wife. mere behan ki hai sardar. KAMAL ha pehney huway to kabhe nahe

sardar ki beti uske driver

*. . .Sardar ki beti uske driver k saath bhaag gayi.. Logon ne poocha : Sardar Ji, hun ki karo ge? Sardar : Karna

Sardarji his wife going to city

Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto. Driver adjusted miror. Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife. Go & sit back. I

1sardar kafi arsy baad watan wapis aya

1Sardar kafi arsy baad Watan wapis aya aur matti utha k bola:Hun apny wattan di matti di khashbu oh nhi rhi 2nd Sardar: Pa

Sardar ki maa tabiyat khrab thi jab

SARDAR ki Maa ki tabiyat khrab thi Jab hospital le gaye to Doctor ne kaha k TEST hongay SARDAR bola; Maa di umr ziada

Q what do you call a man

Q: What do you call a man who can’t hear anything? Sardar: Anything you want because he can’t hear na!!!

Sardar kal menoo police ne kutia

Sardar: Kal menoo Police ne kutia Dost:Fer tu kuch nhi kita Sardar:Main aakhya himat ha te kaly kaly ao Dost:Fer Sardr:Fer sarian ne wari

Sardar wins 10 crores from lottery ticket

Sardar wins 10 crores from lottery ticket. Dealer gave 7 crores after deducting tax. Angry sardar: give me 10 crores, otherwise give my 20

Man sardarji aapke pas mobile hai to

Man: Sardarji Aapke pas MOBILE hai to phir apne LETTER kyon bheja..? Santa: oye mene tujhe Phone kiya tha per andar se awaaz aai

A girl sent the most expensive bird

A GIRL sent the most expensive bird that c0uld speak 40 languages as a birthday gift to her Sardar BOY FRND next day She

Doctorab to aap khatre se bahar hain

Doctor:Ab To aap Khatre Se Bahar Hain phir B Itne Dar Kyun Rahe Ho sardar:Jis Truck Se Mera Accident Hua Tha Us Par Likha

Sardar k gaon me nadi pr pull

Sardar k gaon me Nadi Pr Pull ban gya Engineer:Buhot acha ho gaya he sardar: Han ji, Pehle dhoop me tair k Nadi Paar

Teacher hmesha yaad rkho hum is dunya

Teacher: Hmesha yaad rkho hum is dunya me doosron ki khidmat karne aaye hn. sardar : Wah g wah! Te fer dosre ki Amb

Ek jagah par likha tha ke 10

ek jagah par likha tha ke 10 rupay main jitne be naam khao sardar ne itne naan khae ke wo chal bi nai sakta

Sardar chori k ilzam main pakra gaya

Sardar chori k ilzam main pakra gaya. Gaon walo ne munh kala kar k gadhe pe bitha dia gali main se guzar raha tha

1 sardar pe cycle chori ka ilzaam

1 Sardar Pe Cycle Chori Ka Ilzaam Tha Lekin Saboot Na Hony Ki Waja Se Adalat Ne Bari Kar Diya, Jaty Howy Sardar Judge

Sardarji kya baat hai dar kyon lag

sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema

Sardaron k gaon may nadi pr bridge

Sardaron k gaon may nadi pr bridge banaya gya builder ne kaha: boht acha ho gya sardar: han ji, pehle dhoop may ter k

Sardar dr sahib chashma laga k mein

Sardar: Dr Sahib chashma laga k mein Akhbar parh sakoon ga?Dr: Haan, bilkul…!Sardar: Phir theek hai, Warna un-parh ki zindgi bhi koi zindgi hai.

Srdar agr khjoor k darakht pe charr

Srdar: Agr khjoor k darakht pe charr jao to kia engineering college ki larkian nazr aen gi? Pathan: Han! Or agr hath chor 2

Grammar teachr 2 sardr jamila rozana

Grammar teachr 2 Sardr: ‘jamila rozana larkon se milti he’ Batao is jumley mein jamila kya he? . . . . . . .

Sardar apni balcony main shirt utar ker

Sardar apni balcony main shirt utar ker betha tha, Dost kehta hai yaar kya chest hain! Sardar fakhar se, ye to kuch bhi nahi

Frnd oye tu to doctor ke paas

Frnd: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua? Sardar: Yaar kal jaaon ga, aaj thori tabiyat kharab hai.

Sarar light nai to kambakhat fan chala

Sarar: Light nai to kambakhat fan to chala do, Sardani: aakhir sardar he to hai na aqal hai hi nai Fan chala dia to

Sardar told his son o tu ghabra

Sardar told his son: ‘‘o tu ghabra mat, tu to sher da puttar hai.‘‘ Beta:‘‘papaji,Class teacher bhi yehi bolti Hai k tu kisi jaanwar

Teaacher jis admi ko sunai nai detausey

Teaacher: Jis admi ko Sunai nai deta,usey English mai kya kehty hain? Sardar student: Sir, jo marzi aakh lo,onu kerha sunda wa 😀

Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home

Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home. Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like ‘Saala phone utha ke bolta

Aik sardar ne aik bachy sy pucha

Aik Sardar ne aik bachy sy pucha k tm ko A,B,C Aaty hai tu bachy ny kaha k mjy 9 tk aty hai. Sarther

Sardar ne makhi k dono pr kat

Sardar ne makhi k dono pr kat diye aur kaha ‘Urr ja’ Wo na uri to sardar ne kaha: Tajarby se sabit hua k

Sardarji his wife going to city

Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto. Driver adjusted miror. Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife. Go & sit back. I

Joke qatil koshish karna umar qaid ho

*JOKE* QATIL: ‘Koshish Karna Umar qaid Ho, Phansi Na Ho.’ Sardar Lawyer: ‘Don’t Worry, Pori Koshish Karunga.’ After Court Decision was made… QATIL: ‘Kiya

Sardarji was asked what is a

Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.

Santa singh can u spell a word

Santa Singh: Can u spell a word that has more than 1000 letters in it? Banta Singh: Post office.

1st sardar o yara bike q tez

1st sardar, O yara bike q tez kar di? 2nd sardar, break fail ho gayi hai is se pehley k accident jo jaye jaldi

1 srdar roz kitchan me jata cheeni

1 srdar roz kitchan me jata. Cheeni ka daba kholta or band krdeta. Q k doctor ne kaha tha k apni SUGAR roz chek

Sardar 1 black rang ka bulb de

Sardar: 1 black rang ka bulb de do. Shopkeepr: kya karna hai? Sardar: dopahar ko andhera karke sounga

Ekbar exam me question tha challenge kise

Ekbar Exam me Question tha, “Challenge kise Kehte Hai?” Sardar ne Poore Pages khali chor kar Last Page par Likha, “Apne Baap ki Aulad

Girl ye pars pakrro kholna naime abi

Girl: Ye pars pakrro, Kholna nai,me abi ai, . Sardar ne khola us me Rubr ka LUN Nikla, . Girl(Wapsi par): Khola to nai

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours, ‘He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade.’ After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared & said,’Khoti de puttar

3 sardaro ko phansi hone lagi

3 Sardaro ko phansi hone lagi pehle ko phansi lagai to rassa dheela hone ki waja se wo neche pani me ja gira doosre

Sarda ki bv raat kafi hogai hy

Sarda ki BV: Raat kafi hogai hy pr sarda ji gar nhi aye zarur koi larki ka chakar hy. Sardar ki maa: Hamesha bura

Race dekhtey huey sardar ney dosrey se

Race dekhtey huey sardar ney dosrey se pocha: Inam kis ko mile ga? 2nd: sab se aagey waley ko sardar toh phir peechay waley

Aik sardar ka parosi mar geya wo

Aik Sardar ka parosi mar geya wo uske ghar geya aurpocha, lash aa gai hai kiya? ittefaq say usi waqt lay kar ambulance a

Wife darling aaj kuch aisa karo ke

Wife: Darling, aaj kuch aisa karo ke mere paseenay nikal jaayen! Sardar uthta hai aur ja ke AC aur fan off kar daita hai.

Aik aadmi bakrian chura raha tha

Aik aadmi bakrian chura raha tha Sardar vey bakrian kithe le challa en? Admi inhen school chorne ja raha hun sarDar menu pagal samjhia

Sardar1 i am going ka kya

Sardar1 : ‘I am going’ Ka Kya matlab hota hai? Sardar2: Main Ja raha hun.. Sardar1: aise to tera baap b nahi ja saKta

Ek sardar k sar me chot lag

Ek sardar K Sar Me Chot Lag Gae. Nurse:Is me 7 Tankey Lagen ge. sardar:Kitna Paisa lay ga. Nurse:3000 sardar:Baji sirf Tanka Lagwana Hai

Achievers never expose themselves but their achievements

Achievers never expose themselves but their achievements expose them, so lets us work hard to become achiever in future

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house… still he was in jail…….why? coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff

Duniya me ajik waqt aisa ayega jub

Duniya me ajik waqt aisa ayega jub sari duniya pr Pakistanion ki hakoomat hogi. q k Baqi log taraqji krkey chand pr ja chukey

Aik sardar public bathroom gya or 2ghante

Aik Sardar Public Bathroom gya or 2ghante baad Bahir Nikla. Bahir Betha Jamdar Bola: 40 Rupe Sardar Bola: Main Tatti keti A Yahoo Tay

Sardar meri biwi itna mzaq krti ha

Sardar! Meri Biwi itna mzaq krti ha k kya bataon Dost:kya mzaq krti ha? Sardar! Kal main ghar gya uski ankhon pr hath rkha

Master duniya gol hai sardar aap

Master: Duniya Gol hai. Sardar: Aap kehtay hain to maan laita hoon… Warna mera Abba tu kehta hai k… Duniya Bari ‘PEHN CHOD’ hai…!

Nurse 2 sardarsardar g apka heart fail

Nurse 2 sardar.Sardar g apka heart fail hua he. Sardar:hahahaha WHAT A JOKE mera heart to school b nhn jata.

Sardar joined nasa after one month the

Sardar joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA

Sardr pathan se ajp ki kitni biwian

Sardr Pathan se: Ajp ki kitni biwian hain? Pathan: 6 Sardar: acha acha Sunday off rakhtay hogay? Pathan: Sunday ko ‘SALA’ ata hai.

Sardar driver ko road accident kerne par

Sardar driver ko Road Accident kerne par Pakar liya Gaya. Judge: Accident kaisay huwa. Sardar: O pata nai G Main te Sutta hoya c…

Sardar darakht k opar ulta latka hoa

Sardar: Darakht k opar ulta latka hoa tha. Sardarni: Tu darakht par ulta kyun latka hy. Sardar: Sar dard ki goli khai thi kahin

Sardar doctor ye phulon ki mala kis

Sardar: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis k liye? Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.

Sardar ka interview tha sawal aaya

Sardar ka interview tha sawal aaya English mein translate karo ?Mein job k liye bahot umeed se hoon? Sardar: i am pregnant for job

Sardar ki shadi k 3 mah baad

Sardar ki shadi k 3 mah baad bacha hua Sardar: Ay kinj hoya? B.V: Tadi shadi nu kina arsa hoya? Srdar: 3 maheeny Bv:

Chikni choot pe lund phisal gaya thatte

chikni chikni choot pe lund phisal gaya thatte paereshan ho gai lund gaya to kidar gaya

Sardar cycle pe faqeer k pas se

sardar cycle pe faqeer k pas se guzra.. Faqeer ne kaha ALLAH k nam pe kuch dy do! Sardar cycle rokte hue, chal peeche

Mansardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai

Man:Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kia karte ho? Sardar:AC k pas ja k beth jata hon Man:Agar phir bhi garmi lagay

Molvioun ki ek bas ja rahi the

molvioun ki ek bas ja rahi the ek molvi sahb ne kaha k jaha koi larki nazar aye to astagfirullah prho! achank ek molvi

Math teacher to sardar how can u

Math teacher to sardar. how can u distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally ? sardar juice bana ke

Boss ek accha mirror leke avao jisme muje

Boss-Ek Accha Mirror Leke Avao Jisme Muje Mera Chehra Dikaye De Sardar-Boss Mai Sab Dukan Gaya Per Sabme Mere Hi Chehra Dikha Apka Chehra

1 sardar ko telenor mey operator

1 SARDAR KO ‘TELENOR’ MEY OPERATOR KI JOB MEL GAE!!!! ; ; ; PEHLE HE DIN CALL AYE SIR!!!!!!!!! MERI TELENOR KI SIM BLOCK

1st sardar yaar mujhy film me kaam

1st Sardar: Yaar mujhy film me kaam karne ka bara shoq hai. 2nd Sardar: Tumhain Role kon sa pasand hai..? 1st Sardar: Qeemy wala;-)

1 sardar sookay darya mein boht chala

1 sardar sookay darya mein boht chala raha tha, 2nd sardar aisa sardaron ne hi hamara naam badnaam kiya huwa hai. agar muhee swinmming

1 sardar ko jazz mein operatr

1 sardar ko jazz mein operatr ki job mil gyi.Pehle he din call ayi . . ‘Sir meri jazz ki sim blok ho gyi

Teen sardar party menanay k liyegaeaur bad

teen Sardar party menanay k liye…gae…..aur bad mein yad aya k pepsi lana bhol gaye…ab un mein se aik chotay sardar ko uno nay

Sardar agar naryal k darakht pe charh

Sardar: Agar Naryal k Darakht Pe Charh Jaon, To Kia Engineering College ki Larkiya Dikhen gi? Pathan: Han! Aur Hath Chhor Dega, To Medical

3 sardar bed pe so rahay thay

…3 sardar bed pe so rahay thay, teeno ko jagah tang horahi thi 1 sardar bed se utar k nichay sone laga to 2nd

1st sardar yar ya sun rat ko

1st Sardar yar ya sun rat ko kidr chala jata ha 2nd Sardar: pata nei yar rat ko indra hota ha is lay nazer

Srdars poetry khirki se dekha to

Srdar’s poetry, Khirki se dekha to gali me koi nai tha.. Wah.. Wah.. Khirki se dekha to gali me koi nai tha. Gali me

3 sardar after exam 1styaar mujhey kuch

3 sardar after exam 1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hon. 2nd: Main bhi! 3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi

Sardar was touching a lady in crowded

Sardar was touching a lady in a crowded bus. Lady: Excuse me aap acha nahi kar rahe. Sardar: itni bheed mein iss se acha

1 sardar or american siri paye kha

1 SARDAR or American Siri paye kha rahe thay. American k hath me bakray ki zaban agai. American: Wats this? SARDAR: Lo dasso o

Sardar tum bike itni taiz q chala

Sardar: Tum bike itni taiz Q chala rahay ho?’ Pathan: ye later urgent dena hai. Sardar: kahan? Pathan: abi adres prhny ka time nahi

A man to sardar lets play chess

A man to sardar: lets to play Chess. Santa: You wait i am bringing my Sport Shoes.

Sardar meri shadi hogye khan biwi kesi

Sardar: Meri shadi hogye. Khan: Biwi kesi hai. Sardar: Bhut khubsurat Khan:Shadi pr kharcha kitna aya? Sardar: 1 lakh Khan: 500 ziyada le le.Biwi

Sardar 2 his son puttar ja 1

Sardar 2 his son: puttar ja 1 glas pani ly k aa. Son: Sorry aba me ni ja skda. 2nd son: aba ay te

Teacher titanic kaise doba

Teacher : titanic kaise doba ?? . Sardar : DUBUK . DUBUK . BUDUK . BUDUK . . . BUDUK . . . BUDUK

Sardar london mein double bus baitha

Sardar London Mein Double Bus Mein Baitha, Canductor Nay Upar Bhejh Diya. Wo Bhag Kar Nechay aya 0r Bola, Marwaien ga Kanjra, Uttay tay

Sardar itny sary log football ko laat

Sardar: itny sary log football ko laat q maar rhe hain ? Admi: goal kerne k lye , Sardar: LoO jee! . . gol

A lady was kissing a lion inside

A lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus. Ring master asked can anyone do it? Sardar G main aana haan par

2 sardar chalte ruk gay 1st

2 sardar chalte chalte ruk gay.. 1st sardar: Oye rabba! Samne meri bv or meri girl frend sath sath a rhi hai.. 2nd sardar:

1 sardar ko job mili 1st day

1′ sardar’ KO JOB MILI. 1st day us ne Computer pr 11 ghntay guzary. Boss(khushi se) Aaj kia kiya?? ‘Sardar’, Keybord di ABC agay

Sardar agr operation mei meri mout

Sardar: Agr Operation Mei Meri Mout Ho Jaye To Operation Krny Waly Doctr Sy Shadi Kr Lena. BV: aysa na kahiye. Sardar: Nai To

1 sardar jungle sey guzar raha tha

1 Sardar jungle sey guzar raha tha k os ney daikha k 1 sanp drakht par latka hua ha Sardar NIDO v pia kar

Police to sardar ji kya tum ne

Police to Sardar Ji: Kya tum ne yahan se kisi chor ko bhaagte dekha? Sardar: Yahan se seedha ja kar 3 galyan ayengi 2

Teacher 2 sardar jis ko sunai na

Teacher 2 sardar: Jis ko sunai na de use English me kya kahenge? Sardar: Jo marzi keh do g Us ko kaunsa kuch sunai

Ek sradar sochta raha saari zindagi

ek sradar sochta raha. sochta raha. sochta raha. saari zindagi sochta raha aur sochtay sochtay hi mar gaya k meri behan k 3 bhai

Sardar sitting on the top of mountain

sardar sitting on the top of the mountain and studying…when a person asked what he was doing there,he replied Oye! higher studies yaar.

Sardar galti saay samnunder mai gir gaya

sardar galti saay samnunder mai gir gaya doobte doobte uske hath main machli aayi usy paker ker bahir phenka or bola Ja tu tey

Sardar apni marriage certificate ko 1 ghante

Sardar apni marriage certificate ko 1 ghante se dekh raha tha. Wife: Tussi inni dair se ki deikh rahe ho? Sardar: Expiry date dhoond

Sardar ki tape chalte ruk gai us

Sardar ki tape chalte chalte ruk gai us ne tape ko khola to undr chooha mara para tha Sardar: Oho singer hi mar gya

Sardar to his wif kitni bar kaha

Sardar to his wif, Kitni bar kaha he shalwar mai nala dho ke dala karo is waja se aj muje pedal chalna par gaya

Sardar raat film vich ik chudail kade

Sardar: Raat film vich ik chudail kade mere aggey, kade mere pichchey… Jeeto: Kehri film si ? Sardar: Apne Shaadi di movie si !

Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi

Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi ne pocha kia bat hai? Sardar: mere susral ne Barat pe thoray logon ka kaha hai. Pata

Sardar ji had twins named tin

Sardar ji had twins Named TIN n MARTIN Again had twins named peter n repeater Again had twins max n climax Again had twins

Sardar proposing a girl darling kya tum

Sardar proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujh se shadi karo gi? Girl: Tameez se baat karo. Sardar: Behain ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi

How can u identify a sardar in

How can u identify a sardar in classroom ? try . . . . . think? very simple . . . . just see

Sardar kafi deir se apna nikka nama

Sardar Kafi Deir Se Apna Nikka Nama Deikh Raha Tha, K Bevi Ne Tang Aa Kr Pocha:- Bevi:- Sardar G Kya Deikh Rahe Ho

Principal during his speech meri dictionary

Principal during his speech: Meri dictionary mein ‘IMPOSSIBLE’ ka word nahi.. Sardar uth k bola: ‘Tay mama vaikh k leni c_