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Sardar SMS Messages

Sardar bhagwaan ge kal mera priz

Sardar; Bhagwaan Ge Kal Mera Priz Bond Na Niklya Te Mian Tenu Toor Dena E. Pandith ne ye sun liya or us ki jaga

Sardar suffering from cold and was shivering

Sardar suffering from cold and was shivering. His son called a doc. Doc: What happened? Son: Bimari da ta pata nahin per baapu saver

After finishing mbbs sardar starts his practise

After finishing MBBS. sardar starts his practise! He checked his 1ST patient’s Eyes Tongue and Ears By TORCH! and Finally he said ‘Battery is

Teacher batao k chooza anday se kese

Teacher: Batao k chooza anday se kese nikalta hai? Sardar: Miss, eh gal imoportant ni.. Sochan wali gal ay eh k oh anday vich

Sarar light nai to kambakhat fan chala

Sarar: Light nai to kambakhat fan to chala do, Sardani: aakhir sardar he to hai na aqal hai hi nai Fan chala dia to

Nurse ne bacha sardar k hath ma

Nurse ne Bacha Sardar k Hath ma dia to wo Khushi se chillaya; Ballay Ballay.. Puttar hoya g Puttar hoya.. Nurse chillai; Kanjra Kuri

Wife darling aaj kuch aisa karo ke

Wife: Darling, aaj kuch aisa karo ke mere paseenay nikal jaayen! Sardar uthta hai aur ja ke AC aur fan off kar daita hai.

Sardar to nurse agar mery ghar

Sardar to Nurse: agar mery ghar beti ho to kehna Fail agar beta ho to kehna Pass. Sardar k ghar khusra peda hua, Nurse:

Sardar ki ma death ho gai

‘Sardar ki ma ki death ho gai, ek sal bad sardar ka bap america sa wapis aya,us na poucha teri ma kahan ha, sardar

Sardaron k gaon may nadi pr bridge

Sardaron k gaon may nadi pr bridge banaya gya builder ne kaha: boht acha ho gya sardar: han ji, pehle dhoop may ter k

Sardar is climbing up the tree

Sardar is climbing up the tree. Monkey: drakht pe kyun aye ho? Sardar: apple khaney. Monkey: lakin ye to aam ka drakht hai. Sardar:

Man sees sardar g standing in d middle

Man sees Sardar-G standing in d middle of a huge field of grass & notices, He is just standing dere, doing nothing, looking @

1 sardar bus main betha us

1 sardar bus main betha us k samnay 1 molvi beth gia sardar dar gia or bola ‘molana saab tusi dum darood walay oo

Teacher tell me the names of 10

Teacher: ‘Tell Me The Names Of 10 Chemical Elements?’ Sardar Student: ‘Oxygen, Chlorine, Florine, Noreen, Ambreen, Samreen, Nasreen, Afreen, Parveen and Yasmeen

Aik admi ko jin chimadh gya sardar

AIK ADMI KO JIN CHIMADH GYA AIK SARDAR NE DAWA KIYA KE MAIN JIN NAKAL SAKTA HOON SARDAR NE US ADMI KE SAR PER

Pathan to sardar 5 janvaron k naam

Pathan to Sardar: 5 janvaron k naam batao jo pani me rehty hain. Sardar: Fish Pathan Theek hai. or batao Sardar: Fish ki Ammi,

Sardar sent a sms to his pregnant

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said,

Grammar teachr 2 sardr jamila rozana

Grammar teachr 2 Sardr: ‘jamila rozana larkon se milti he’ Batao is jumley mein jamila kya he? . . . . . . .

4 students 1 from harvard oxford texas

4 Students 1 From HARVARD 1 From OXFORD 1 TEXAS & Sardar G From dehli UNVRSITY 1 Comon Ques: Wat Is Da Fastest Thing

Sardarni main kapray nichor k thak gayi

Sardarni: main kapray nichor nichor k thak gayi, tum mujhe ek spinner hi dila d. next day sardar ji SHAHID AFRIDI ko le aaye.

Aik srdar jb b kapre dhone lagta

aik srdar jb b kapre dhone lagta to barish hone lag jati,ek din taiz dhoop nikli hui thi, srdar jaldi jaldi shop se surf

Sardar police station aya r bola mujhe arest

“Sardar police-station aya r bola Mujhe arest krlo mene apni BV k sr pe dnda mara hy, Police:Wo mar gai kia? sardar:Nhi wo to

1 sardar police station k bahar se

1 Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se Guzra Aur Poster Pe Parha ” Wanted For RAPE & MURDER ..” Sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker

Policetumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di

Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Police:Kion has rahe ho? Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje

Sardar building se gira doctor said he

Sardar Building Se Gira… Doctor Said: He is Dead. Sardar Suddenly Wake Up & Said: Main Zinda Hoon. Sardars Wife: Tu Peya Reh Tenu

Sardarji his wife going to city

Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto. Driver adjusted miror. Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife. Go & sit back. I

Sarther beta to bistar kyn lagay

Sarther: Beta to bistar kyn lagay? Son: Ghr py to guest ane hn. Sarther: Kon? Son: Ami ka bhai or mera Mamo Sarther: Phr

1 sardar jungle se guzae raha tha

1 sardar jungle se guzae raha tha. us ne dekha ke aik saanp darakht se lataka huwa hai. Sardar; doodh bhi piya karo sirf

Ek raat bijli chali gai sardar

Ek raat bijli chali gai.. SARDAR: oye kam se kam fan to chalao SARDARNI: kar din a sardaron wali baat fan on karenge To

Boss where were u born

Boss :‘ Where were U Born ? ‘ Sardar :‘ In Punjab ‘ Boss :‘ Which Part in Punjab ? ‘ Sardar :‘ Kya

Sardar tharmos le k picnic pargyasardar is

Sardar tharmos le k picnic pargya! Sardar: Is me thandi cheez thandi orGarm cheez garam rehti hay! Dost:Tum is me kya laye ho?Sardar:4 Qulfi2

Sardar dentist ke paas gaya jor jor se

Sardar dentist ke paas gaya, jor-jor se hasa aur ghar aa gaya. wife: kaha gaye the Sardar: Daant dikhane gaya tha

Sardar ji se kisi ne pocha

Sardar ji se kisi ne pocha: sardarji aqal bari ya bhens? sardar ji kafi dair sochte rahe phir kaha: ‘o pa ji… dono ki

Sardar my naya underwear khareda din bhr

Sardar my naya underwear khareda Din bhr pury gaon ko pichay se dhoti utha utha kr dikhata raha, Ghr lota to Behosh ho gya,

Sardar ne samndar me dobtay howy 1

Sardar ne samndar me dobtay howy 1 bachy ko bacha lia Or thori dair bad DObara phenk dya Ksi ne kha ye kya kia

Pagal sikh sytm muslman ho sikhnhi ma

Pagal Sikh Sy:Tm Muslman Ho? Sikh:Nhi ma Sikh hn Pagal:Nhi tm Muslman Ho Sikh:Nhi ma Sikh hn Pagal:Nhi tm Muslman e Ho Sikh:Nhi yar

A sardar was rejected at a job

A sardar was rejected at a job interview coz when he was asked to give an example of good team work he replied, ‘

Sardar 1 ghar k neechay khara su su

Sardar 1 ghar k neechay khara ‘su-su’ kar raha tha, ooper say 1 Lady boli,; Nazar nahi aa raha diwaar hay, Sardar bola; Thora

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house? still he was in jail??.why? coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff

Chota sardar mummy kal rati jadun

Chota sardar : Mummy kal rati jadun minu susu aaya te main bathroom da darwaga kholaya te light uppuy jal gae Mummy: oa khotaya

Sardar kal menu 9 admian ne kutia

Sardar: kal menu 9 admian ne kutia. Pandit: fer tu kuj nai kita. Sardar: main kia himat ha te kaly kaly ao. Pandit: fer.

Boy ap muje apni beti ka hath

Boy.. ap muje apni beti ka hath de de main ap ko uss ke wazn jitna ‘SONA’ do ga Sardar.. sonchne ka moqa do.

Kisi ne sardar ko sms kiya agr

Kisi ne SARDAR ko sms kiya, Agr tm ZAHEEN ho to 100k balnc bhejo, CHALAAK ho to200, Agr dono ho to300, SARDAR ne 600

A person to sardar agr aik hathi

A person to sardar: agr aik hathi sui k sorakh se guzr rha ho to uasy rokne k lye kya krna chahye?. sardar: uski

Pathan apne 1 saal k bache ko

Pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache Ko Hosptal Le Kr Gya Dr: Khan sab Isko Koi Sakht Cheez To Nai Khelai? Pathan: Nai Kal

Sardar sent sms to his boss

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it 2

All scientists fail to answer this

All Scientists Fail to Answer this But Sardar GRocks…, Q:Which Liquid Thing Turns Solid on heating? Sardar:’Besan K pakoray’:D

Sardar ki maa tabiyat khrab thi jab

SARDAR ki Maa ki tabiyat khrab thi Jab hospital le gaye to Doctor ne kaha k TEST hongay SARDAR bola; Maa di umr ziada

Sardar was looking at a painting for

Sardar was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body. Someone asked what are u

Aik sardar chat per tankey saaf kerne

aik sardar chat per tankey saaf kerne k lie charha wahan per kawwa betha tha sardar:foran serhi se neche utra or serhi hata di

A sardar his wife filed an

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce. Judge asked : How will you divide, you have 3 children? Sardar replied :

Sardar to his wifebegum shadi de baad

sardar to his wife:Begum, shadi de baad tuanoo kis raat bara maza aya see? Wife: Jis raat tusi Delhi gae see….

Sardar on phone doctor my wife is

Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her

Sardar went to party and introduced his

Sardar went to Party and Introduced his Family to his Friend. I m Sardar and This is Sardarney., This is My Kid and this

Sardar made a call to airport asked

Sardar made a call to airport. Asked, ‘How long is the journey from Punjab to America ?’ Receptionist: ‘One second Sir..’ Sardar: ‘Ok, thank

Best funny qutetion written on a sardarz

Best funny Qutetion written on a Sardar’z shop: ‘Udhaar sirf 80 se 90 saal ki umar k logon ko diya jayega, wo b unkay

Sardar building se gira doctor said he

Sardar Building Se Gira… Doctor Said: He is Dead. Sardar Suddenly Wake Up & Said: Main Zinda Hoon. Sardars Wife: Tu Peya Reh Tenu

Sardar 2 hotel manager jaldi chalo meri

Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai’ …. Managr: wht can i do? .. Sardr:

Sardr pathan se ajp ki kitni biwian

Sardr Pathan se: Ajp ki kitni biwian hain? Pathan: 6 Sardar: acha acha Sunday off rakhtay hogay? Pathan: Sunday ko ‘SALA’ ata hai.

Sardar tainu tairna aanda hai frnd

Sardar: Tainu tairna aanda hai? Frnd: No Sardar: Tere naalon ta kutte changey ne jehre tair lende ne Frnd: Tenu tairna aanda hai? Sardar:

Eik ship doob rha tha angraiz ny

EIK ship doob rha tha angraiz ny poocha yahaan sy zameen kitni door hai Sardar 2 kilo mitter angraiz ny pani mien challang laga

Srdar ghar sy bahir nikla to samny

Srdar ghar sy bahir nikla to samny kele ka chilka dekh kr bola, lo g aj fer degan gee

1 sardar nai apny babi ka katal

1 sardar nai apny babi ka katal kiya. Police: tum nay ya Q kiya? Sardar: Maray dost k pass phone aaya or o zhor

Principal during his speech meri dictionary

Principal during his speech: Meri dictionary mein ‘IMPOSSIBLE’ ka word nahi.. Sardar uth k bola: ‘Tay mama vaikh k leni c_

Teaacher jis admi ko sunai nai detausey

Teaacher: Jis admi ko Sunai nai deta,usey English mai kya kehty hain? Sardar student: Sir, jo marzi aakh lo,onu kerha sunda wa 😀

4 sardaron ne mil k petrol pump

4 Sardaron ne mil k petrol pump khola. 1 B customer nahi Q? Petrol pump was on 1st floor. Phir charon ne usi floor

1 truck dusray ko rassi se bandh

1 truck dusray truck ko Rassi se bandh kr leja rha tha. Ye dekh kr ek SRDAR hans hans kr lotpot hogya or kehne

Teacher batao k chooza anday sy kysy

Teacher: Batao k Chooza anday sy kysy nikalta hy? Sardar: Miss ey gal eyni Important nai, Sochan wali gal ey wa k ey kanjr

Sardar amrud bech rha tha

Sardar amrud bech rha tha.. . 1 admi aya or bola, Sardar g agr amrud me kira nikla to? Sardar: To saaf baat hai…

2 habshi aur aik sardar picnic manany

2 habshi aur aik sardar picnic manany gaya.rasty mein un ko aik bottle mili.unon nay us ka dhakan khola to jin bahir aya aur

sardar larki ko chertay hoay hor

*. .Sardar (larki ko chertay hoay) Hor soniye ki haal ey.? Larki(ghuse sy) Jo teri behan ka h. Sardar(hans kr) Acha acha,tay Taanu V

Sardarji ghar mai mera he hukam chalta

SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai. Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai, Dost: Garam pani Q? Sardar:

Sardar ka abbu mar gia dost

SARDAR KA ABBU MAR GIA DOST NE POOCHA KA KESE MARE SARDAR: HELICOPTER KA PILOT THA SARDI LAG RAHI THI TO PANKHA BAND KAR

Sardar ji aapko logo ne kyun mara

Sardar ji Aapko logo ne kyun mara ? Sardar ‘yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir Gayi To Maine Madam Se Kaha Zara Sadi Upar

1 sardar ka sar phat gaya doctor

1 Sardar ka SAR phat gaya.. Doctor ne pucha : Sardar je kiya hua? Sardar: Main chappal nal keel thok rya se, Ik banda

Sardar k 3 betay thy or un

Sardar k 3 Betay thy or un k rishton ki bat chal rhi thi… Sardar Lrki walon k agy lmbi lmbi chhor rha tha,

Sardar1 why are you running so fast

Sardar1: why are you running so fast? Sardar2: to deliver this letter urgently. Sardar1: where? Sardar2: no time to read the address. Sardar1: ok

Sardar told his son o tu ghabra

Sardar told his son: ‘‘o tu ghabra mat, tu to sher da puttar hai.‘‘ Beta:‘‘papaji,Class teacher bhi yehi bolti Hai k tu kisi jaanwar

Sheikh to sardar ye bakra kion zibah

sheikh to sardar: ye bakra kion zibah kar rahay ho? sardar: yar meri murghy gum ho gy thy to me ne manat mani thy

Sardar ka beta 5th class se fail

Sardar ka beta 5th class se fail ho ke 4th mein aaya. 4th se 3rd.. 3rd se 2nd.. Sardar biwi se bola, ‘Begum shalwar

Adalat mein train ulatny ka case chal

Adalat mein Train Ulatny ka Case chal raha tha, Wakeel to sardar Driver: Train kasiy ulati?? Sardar Dtiver:Train k samny 1admi patri pe aa

Sardar aba g ma apni biwi nu

Sardar: Aba G! Ma apni biwi nu sms kita k rati awan ga. Ma gya te O ksi hor nal suti hoi si. Me

Aik train station per aa kar ruki

aik train station per aa kar ruki to aik aadmi nay sardar say pucha k yey kon sa station hay. sardar..bahir dekh kar lagta

Sardaryar meri biwi pani say bohat darti

Sardar:yar meri biwi pani say bohat darti hai. Friend:kaisay pata chala? Sardar:yar kal mai ghar pohncha to woh bath tub mai bhi security guard

Sardarji was asked what is a

Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.

1 sardar musium gaya wahan uss se

1 Sardar musium gaya, wahan uss se 1 Statue toot gaya, OFFICER: you have broken a 5000 years old statue, Sardar: Thank God Main

Sardar suhag rat ko puri koshish k

Sardar suhag rat ko puri koshish k bavjud kamyab na hua Ghuse se bv se bola: Tumari pehle kisi ne nai li? Bv masumiyat

Sarda ki bv raat kafi hogai hy

Sarda ki BV: Raat kafi hogai hy pr sarda ji gar nhi aye zarur koi larki ka chakar hy. Sardar ki maa: Hamesha bura

One tourist from usa asked to sardar

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village? Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

Sardar oye kya kar rahe ho

Sardar: Oye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?? : Pathan: Iss Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kar Raha Hoon! : Sardar: Wo Kyun?? : Pathan: Wo Jab

A man to sardar lets play chess

A man to sardar: lets to play Chess. Santa: You wait i am bringing my Sport Shoes.

1 sardar interview k liya gaya

1 Sardar Interview K Liya Gaya, Officer: ‘Tum Kitne Bhai Behen Ho? Sardar : 9 Officer: ‘Un Men Tumhara Konsa Number Hai ? Sardar

Race dekhtey huey sardar ney dosrey se

Race dekhtey huey sardar ney dosrey se pocha: Inam kis ko mile ga? 2nd: sab se aagey waley ko sardar toh phir peechay waley

1 sardar pepsi se mou dho raha

1 sardar pepsi se mou dho raha tha 2nd sardar oye ye kya kerahe ho 1st kis ne kaha tha k pepsi pe 5

Asrdar yar aj mujy ajeeb msg aya

ASrdar: Yar aj mujy ajeeb msg aya or mera mobile off ho gya.. 2nd Srdar: Kya likha tha.? Srdar: Battery low.. 2nd Srdar: mUjy

Wife mere iraday baray neek hain aap

Wife mere iraday baray neek hain, aap 1000 mai ek hain. Sardar: mera dimag bara taiz hai, pehlay ye bata baki 999 kon hai?

A sardarji went to a stdisdpco

A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice. 🙁 Guess why ? bcoz there it was written ?Number dial karnay

She is kidding sardar translated into

She is kidding. sardar translated into urdu. ‘Woh bachey dey rahi hai.’ 😀

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house… still he was in jail…….why? coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff

2 sardar or unki 1 behan bagair

2 Sardar Or UnKi 1 Behan Bagair Ticket Train Me Ja Rahy Thy.. TT Ne Pakar Lia Or UnKi Behan Ko Le Gaya.. .

Sardar aapaan te roti roz kukar nal

Sardar: aapaan te roti roz kukar nal khaee dee a! Dost: es mehngaee vich keevain? Sardar: ek burkee aap khaee dee a te ek

1 dafa sardar ji ko call aee

1 dafa sardar ji ko call aee aur saddar ji ne phone uthaya aur kaha kon tu dosri taraf se awaz aii may bool

Doctorbachey ko paani dene se pehle ubaal

Doctor:Bachey ko paani dene se pehle ubaal lena chahiye Sardar:woh to theek hey perubalney se bacha mar to nahi jaye ga?@

sardar ne ishara kr k tez

‘ Sardar ne ishara kr k tez ati bus ko roka. Driver:Kaha jana ha? Sardar: Jana to kahi nai Bacha ro raha hai.Zara poo-poo

Sardar ne chohty qad ki larki se

Sardar ne chohty Qad ki Larki se shadi ki Kisi ne pucha tum ne aisa kyon kia? Srdar bola mery aboo ne kaha tha

Breaking news atm gulshan e iqbal is jammed

Breaking News ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed & Not In Working Condition . . . Because . . . Sardar’s Wife Put Hair pin

sardar ki biwi maikay ja rahi

*. .Sardar ki biwi Maikay Ja Rahi thi. Sardar packing krte Hue Sochta hy: ‘Kitni Bholi hy, Main sath Nhi Ja Rha, phir bhi,

A sardar was dancing in the mid

A sardar was dancing in the mid street. All the traffic was disturbed when finally a Cop approached him and asked Why the hell

Teacher in 1773 it was discovered that

Teacher: In 1773, It Was Discovered That Oxygen Is Must For Breathing. SARDAR: Thank GOD, I Was Born After That, Pehlay Paida Hotay To

Sardar to boss muje apki beti

Sardar to boss: Muje apki beti se shadi krni hy Boss:Teri incom to usk toilet paper b afford nhi kr skti Sardar : uffff

Sardarni oji utho utho raat k 2

Sardarni: oji! Utho utho raat k 2 baj rahe hain! Sardar: offo! Itni raat ko kyun jagaya? Sardarni: aap neend ki goli lena bhool

Doctor motape ka 1 hi elaaj hai

Doctor: Motape ka 1 hi Elaaj Hai. Tum Rozana Sirf 2 Rotiyan Khaya Karo! . . . . . . . Pathan: 2 Rotiyan

3 sardaro ko phansi hone lagi

3 Sardaro ko phansi hone lagi pehle ko phansi lagai to rassa dheela hone ki waja se wo neche pani me ja gira doosre

1 sardar shadi k foran bad nokri

1 sardar shadi k foran bad nokri k silsily me dosray mulk chala gya. 5 saal bad wapis aya to ghar me ghusty hi

Sardar sex k wqt bv se hor

Sardar Sex K Wqt BV Se: ‘Hor Tight Kar HorTight Kar Maza Aa Reha Hy Thora Aor Tight Kar BV:’Maa Di kus Tuadi Sardar

Sardar sent sms to his boss me

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2

A sardar was playing chess with his

A Sardar was playing chess with his donkey: Friend: Aray Waah! Tera Gadha to bohat Intelligent hai. Sardar: Khaak intelligent hai. 4 Main se

Sardar k donon kaan jal gaye doctor

Sardar k donon kaan jal gaye, Doctor: Tumhary kaan kaise jal gaye? Sardar: Main Qameez Istri kar raha tha k Phone aa gaya, main

Ek american ek sardar se kaha hamare

Ek american ek sardar se kaha hamare yahan saadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai isper sardar bola kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female

Sardarni oji utho utho raat k 2

Sardarni: oji! Utho utho raat k 2 baj rahe hain! Sardar: offo! Itni raat ko kyun jagaya? Sardarni: aap neend ki goli lena bhool

Sardar come to school with one black

Sardar come to school with one black and one white shoes.. Sir: go home and change. sardar : koi faida nahi sir, ghar mein

Sardar ek baraf ka tukra utha ker

Sardar Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Ker Usey Ghour Se Dekh Raha Tha… Admi:- Kya Dekh Rahe Ho??? Sardar:- Dekh Raha Hoon Key Yeh

Teacher batao daryaaft or ejaad me kya

Teacher: Batao Daryaaft or Ejaad me kya farq hai? Sardar: Mere baap ne meri Maa ko Daryaft kya . or phir. Dono ne mil

A sardar saw a beautiful girlhe went

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he went and kissed her. Girl : “STUPID what r u doing?” Sardar : B.Com final year”

Sardaryar aaj mujay ajeeb sms aaya or

SARDAR:YAR AAJ MUJAY AJEEB SMS AAYA OR MERA MOBILE OFF HO GAYA, 2nd Sardar:aisa konsa msg 1st Sardar:Battery Low 2nd Sardar:Mujhe b send kar

Sardar ki cycle chori ho gai to

Sardar ki cycle chori ho gai to us ne elaan kiya: Meri cycle shaam tak wapis na mili to me wohi kroon ga jo

Sardar saw a very high airtel tower

Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower & red light glowing on the top, seeing this he said “India is developing fast, see there

Judge why r u arrested sardar for

Judge: why r u arrested? Sardar: for shopping early? Judge: well, that’s not a crime, anyway how early were u shopping? Sardar: before opening

Sardars leave application dear sir my

Sardar?s Leave application Dear Sir, My wife is ill. As there is no other Husband in the family to look after her, Kindly grant

1stsardaryaar ye joray kahan bantay hain2nd sardaroye

1st,SARDAR:yaar ye joray kahan bantay hain? 2nd Sardar:Oye tu nayi janda aasman te 1st,SARDAR:O shit yaar! Main te Darzi nu de aayan.-;-)

Ek sardar hospital k bahr ro raha

Ek sardar hospital k bahr ro raha tha. Kisi ne pocha k kiyun ro rahay ho. Sardar = 20 saal baad bacha paida hoa

Teachr jo mery swal ka jwab dy

Teachr: Jo mery swal ka jwab dy ga usy chuti…! Srdar ne apna bag khirki se bahir phenka. Techr: Ye bag ks ne phenka

Sardar ki wifehamari beti jawan ho gai

Sardar ki wife:Hamari beti jawan ho gai hai tum jao aur 26 sal ka larka dhondo aur 26 ka hi hona chahiya sardar G:Ager