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Sardar SMS Messages

Sardar kal mary papa kunwen me gir

Sardar :kal mary papa kunwen me gir gaye,boht chila rhy thy. Dost:ab kasy hain wo? Srdr:theek he hon gy,subha se kunwen se koi awaz

Jeeto i didnt know you smoked when

Jeeto: I didn’t know you smoked. When did you start? Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette but in

Ek sardar apne dost ki barat k

Ek sardar apne dost ki barat k sath gya,aur zakhmi ho k aya Kisi ne waja puchi to Bola Barat mein Duley k Bap

Sardar yar meri biwi pani se

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai. Friend : Acha wo kaise? Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo

All scientists fail to answer this

All Scientists Fail to Answer this But Sardar GRocks…, Q:Which Liquid Thing Turns Solid on heating? Sardar:’Besan K pakoray’:D

Teacher ek aisa sentence batao jis mein

TEACHER: Ek Aisa Sentence Batao Jis Mein URDU, HINDI, PUNJABI AUR ENGLISH Ka Sahi Use Hua Ho … . … . . . .

Srdars poetry khirki se dekha to

Srdar’s poetry, Khirki se dekha to gali me koi nai tha.. Wah.. Wah.. Khirki se dekha to gali me koi nai tha. Gali me

A sardar married to a short girl

A sardar married to a short girl. people asked to sardar why you married such a short girl. He replied our guru gee says

Teacher to sardar apney bap nam english

Teacher to Sardar: Apney Bap Nam English Main Lakhoo Sardar wrote: ‘ Beautiful Red Underware’ Teacher: What? Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi

Oye paaji apni pregnant wife ko itne

Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital ki jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai…….. Sardarji: Kyun key pizza hut mein”Delivery

Panjabi uk gya airport officer ne name

Panjabi UK gya, Airport officer ne name pucha, Panjabi: ‘Umer Draz Bhatti’ Officer: English may bolo, Panjabi kuch dair sochne k baad, ‘LONG LIFE

Sardar bhai 1rup ka eazy load kar

Sardar: Bhai 1rup ka eazy load kar do Shopkeepr: Itna load karwa k call karni hai ya sms? Sardar: Karna to kuch b nahi

A sardar went 2 hotel ordered chiken

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi

Pathan bhabi ka kya nam hai

Pathan: Bhabi ka kya nam hai? Sardar: Google!!! Pathan: Ye kesa nam hai??? Sardar: Sawal ek kro, jawab 10 milty hain..!!!

Sardar running after a bus catches it

Sardar running after a bus, catches it & asks driver: ye bus teri maa lagti hai? Driver: nahi. To kya behan lagti hai? nahi.

Ek sardar ki khoob pitaayi hui

Ek Sardar Ki Khoob Pitaayi Hui… Birthday Party Mein Muft Ka Khana Khatay Huye Pakrra Gaya Aur Upar Se BoLa; ‘Main Larrkay Waalon Ki

2 sardaron ko bomb miley 1st sardarchal

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb miley, 1st Sardar:chal police ko de k atey hain. 2 sardar:agar koi bomb raste me phat gia to? 1st

Sardar tmko shrm nhi ati tera bap

Sardar: Tmko shrm nhi Ati Tera Bap Tailor hy or Teri Shirt Phati hy Pathan: Shrm To Tmko nai Ati, Tmhara Bap DenTist hy

Sardar selling parashoot plane se kudo

Sardar: selling parashoot “plane se kudo, button dabao aur zamen pe safely LAND karo” custmer:”agar parashoot nahi khula”? Sardar: “O paa G Change hojae

3 sardar after exam 1styaar mujhey kuch

3 sardar after exam 1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hon. 2nd: Main bhi! 3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi

Sardar walking at night samnay gobar parra

Sardar walking at night: Samnay Gobar parra tha. Sardar ne jhuk kar ungli daal kar Taste kya or bola: Ooohh ye to Gobar hai…

A sardar said to his friend

A sardar said to his friend, My wife is afraid of water. Friend: how come sardar g? Sardar: last day she was sitting in

How can a sardar kill lion

How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I’ll drink poison n let lion

Once there was a meeting of all

Once there was a meeting of all the Sardar freedom fighters. They were planning for free Punjab. Santa Singh raised a point, “Oh. We’ll

Frnd oye tu to doctor ke paas

Frnd: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua? Sardar: Yaar kal jaaon ga, aaj thori tabiyat kharab hai.

Sardar 2 doctr mujhey 1 problem hay

Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhey 1 problem hay DR:Kia? Sardar:Bat karty waqt admi dikhai nahin deta Dr:aisa kub hota hay? Sardar:Phone kartay waqt:p

Bhikaari sardar se mujhe khanay ko

Bhikaari sardar se: Mujhe khanay ko kuchh mil sakta hai Sardar: Kal ka saalan kha Lo gay Bhikhaari: Ji haan bilkul Sardar: Chal fair

Sardar sent sms to his boss me

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2

Sardar come to school with one black

Sardar come to school with one black and one white shoes.. Sir: go home and change. sardar : koi faida nahi sir, ghar mein

Sardar went to microsoft office for

sardar went to Microsoft office for interview. Interviewer: Tell me any 4 versions of java? Sardar:Mar java , Mit java , Lut java _

Sardar in hotel main yaha nhi rhunga

Sardar in hotel- Main Yaha Nhi Rhunga, Mere Paise Wapis Karo! Itna Chota Rum… Mujhe Jaanwar Smjha H kya? Waiter: Mere baap Room Mein

Sardar galti se daryaah men gir gaya

Sardar galti se Daryaah men gir gaya… Doobtay Doobtay uske haath men Machli aayee. usay pakar ker bahar phenka or bola: Ja Tu to

Sardar i havent slept all nite in

Sardar I haven’t slept all nite in the train. Friend : Why Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend why did you not changed Sardar :Oye,

2sardars go for a drive oye zara

2sardars go for a drive. OYE zara khidki ke bahar dekhi indicators working or not. sardar puts his head out & says yes..No..Yes..No..Yes..No..

American to sardaji hamaray country main 90

American to Sardaji: Hamaray country main 90% shadiyan Email se hoti hain Sardarji: kamal hai hamaray desh main 100% shadiyan Female se hoti hain

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours, ‘He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade.’ After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared & said,’Khoti de puttar

1 sardar sochta raha owr sochtay hi

1 sardar sochta raha owr sochtay sochtay hi mar jata hai akhir wo kai sochtay hoy mara? Wo ye sochtay hoy mara k meri

Aik sardar k 4 bache they govt

Aik Sardar k 4 bache they. govt ne elaan kia k jis k 5 bache honge use Rs. 20,000 mahana wazeefa dia jayga. Sardar

Sardar ne maachis ki tilli jalaai nahi

Sardar Ne Maachis Ki Tilli Jalaai, Nahi Jali, Dusri Jalaai, Nahi Jali, Teesri Jalaai, Jal Gayi, Sardar Ne Jaldi Se Bujha di Aur Bola:

Sarther beta to bistar kyn lagay

Sarther: Beta to bistar kyn lagay? Son: Ghr py to guest ane hn. Sarther: Kon? Son: Ami ka bhai or mera Mamo Sarther: Phr

This sardarji goes to the see jurassic

This sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks

Nurse ne bacha sardar k hath ma

Nurse ne Bacha Sardar k Hath ma dia to wo Khushi se chillaya; Ballay Ballay.. Puttar hoya g Puttar hoya.. Nurse chillai; Kanjra Kuri

1 sardar pe cycle chori ka ilzaam

1 Sardar Pe Cycle Chori Ka Ilzaam Tha Lekin Saboot Na Hony Ki Waja Se Adalat Ne Bari Kar Diya, Jaty Howy Sardar Judge

Doctor sardar se aap k bachay ke

Doctor Sardar se: Aap k bachay ke Taang katni paray ge. . Sardar zor se cheekha naheeeeee! . Doctor: Kea hua? . Sardar: Pahlay

Sardarji went to party and introduced his

Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends. I am Sardar and this is sardarney, this is my kid and this

Sardar frnd sy aaj raat main nahi

Sardar Frnd Sy Aaj Raat Main Nahi Soun Ga. Frnd: Kyn? Sarther: Khwaab Mein Pathan Sy Larai Ho Gayi Hai. Frnd: To Kya Hua??

Sardarji was asked what is a

Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.

Sardar tum ne muje dhoka dya hai

SARDAR: tum ne muje dhoka dya hai! DUKANDAR: Nai mene apko asli radio dya hai! SARDAR: Radio pe MADE in JAPAN likha hai on

Sardar larki ko chertay hoay hor soniye

Sardar (larki ko chertay hoay) Hor soniye ki haal ey.? Larki(ghuse sy) Jo teri behan ka h. Sardar(hans kr) Acha acha,tay Taanu V kaka

Gabbar sikh arey o saamba

Gabbar . Sikh: Arey O Saamba! Ye Kon LoG hain Jo Sms ka Jawab Nahi Dete…? Saamba: Sardar yeh Woh LoG hain Jo Miss

How can u identify a sardar in

How can u identify a sardar in classroom ? try . . . . . think? very simple . . . . just see

Sarda ki bv raat kafi hogai hy

Sarda ki BV: Raat kafi hogai hy pr sarda ji gar nhi aye zarur koi larki ka chakar hy. Sardar ki maa: Hamesha bura

Sardar ki maa usay kehti haiapne sasural

Sardar ki maa usay kehti hai:apne sasural me har bat ‘BARHA CHARHA’ ke karna taa’ ke sasural walon pe tera ROUB rahe… Sardar sasural

Srdar ghar sy bahir nikla to samny

Srdar ghar sy bahir nikla to samny kele ka chilka dekh kr bola, lo g aj fer degan gee

A sardar his wife filed an

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce. Judge asked : How will you divide, you have 3 children? Sardar replied :

Salesman paa g cockroach k liey powder

‘Salesman: Paa g cockroach k liey powder le lo Sardar: Na g na, cockroach nu inna v free ni karna, aj powder le ditta

Sardar saw a very high ufone tower

Sardar saw a very high Ufone tower & Red light glowing on the top. Seeing this he said” Pak is developing fast see there

1st sardar o yara bike q tez

1st sardar, O yara bike q tez kar di? 2nd sardar, break fail ho gayi hai is se pehley k accident jo jaye jaldi

3 sardar1 hi bed per sorhe theek

3 sardar1 hi bed per sorhe the.Ek ko jaga tangg lagi to wo bed se utr krzmeen pr so gya.Bed pr se1srdar bola!oay ute

Sardar was riding on a horse

Sardar was riding on a horse. He breaks the red signal & a cop whistles. Sardar lifts the tail of the horse & says:

A sardar was rejected at a job

A sardar was rejected at a job interview coz when he was asked to give an example of good team work he replied, ‘

3 sardaro ko phansi hone lagi

3 Sardaro ko phansi hone lagi pehle ko phansi lagai to rassa dheela hone ki waja se wo neche pani me ja gira doosre

Sardar saw a very high airtel tower

Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower & red light glowing on the top, seeing this he said “India is developing fast, see there

Sardar1 y did u buy ur wife

sardar1: Y did u buy ur wife a huge diamond ring for her Birthday? I thought she wanted a car. Sardar2: She did, but

Teacher 2 sardar jis ko sunai na

Teacher 2 sardar: Jis ko sunai na de use English me kya kahenge? Sardar: Jo marzi keh do g Us ko kaunsa kuch sunai

Sardar aj ghar jate hi biwi ki

Sardar: Aj Ghar jate hi Biwi ki Chaddi utarunga Dost: Aj Bare mood me ho? Sardar: Mood ki Aesi ki Taisi, Boht Tight he,

Sardarni main kapray nichor k thak gayi

Sardarni: main kapray nichor nichor k thak gayi, tum mujhe ek spinner hi dila d. next day sardar ji SHAHID AFRIDI ko le aaye.

Sardarni janu mere pait wich bohat

Sardarni: janu Mere Pait wich Bohat Gas J sardar: Oh Shukr Kar Gas A, Petrol Hunda Te America Ne Qabza Kar Lena C

Sarder changed all of his passwords to

…*Sarder changed all of his passwords to ‘INCORRECT’ . . . So that whenever he forgots the passwords the computer will automatically remaid ur

1 sardar ko job mili 1st day

1′ sardar’ KO JOB MILI. 1st day us ne Computer pr 11 ghntay guzary. Boss(khushi se) Aaj kia kiya?? ‘Sardar’, Keybord di ABC agay

A sardar saw a beautiful girlhe went

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he went and kissed her. Girl : “STUPID what r u doing?” Sardar : B.Com final year”

A beautiful lady was kissing a lion

A beautiful lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus.. Ring master asked: Can anyone do this? . .. . Sardar: Mein

When titanic was sinkingm a man asked

When TITANIC was sinkingm, a man asked Sardar ji, how for LAND is?..? Sardar: 3 kms?.. Man jumped into the sea & asked: Which

Girl janu ji tussi mere waste aasman

Girl: ‘janu ji tussi mere waste aasman to CHAN tor k leya sakde ho? . Sardar: Bari sayani aen’ Mein CHAN te jawan te

Sardar ne makhi k dono pr kat

Sardar ne makhi k dono pr kat diye aur kaha ‘Urr ja’ Wo na uri to sardar ne kaha: Tajarby se sabit hua k

1 sardar ne mobile k sath ek

1 sardar ne mobile k sath ek kenchi b le li. Kisi ne pocha ‘sardar g a keri science a’ sardar: o yar kadi

Sardar ne aik raha chalti ajnabi larki

Sardar ne aik raha chalti ajnabi larki se kaha: Aap ne Pehchana muj ko? Lrki: Nai Sardar: Me wohi hun jis ko aap ne

Sardar se puchha tum next janam me

Sardar Se Puchha: Tum Next Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge? Sardar: A Cockroach Why? Because Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai

Sardar ko invitation mila k party me

Sardar ko invitation mila k party me sirf LAAL taai pehan kr ana h Sardar party me pohncha To dekha k Logo ne pent

Duniya me ajik waqt aisa ayega jub

Duniya me ajik waqt aisa ayega jub sari duniya pr Pakistanion ki hakoomat hogi. q k Baqi log taraqji krkey chand pr ja chukey

A sardar was dancing in the mid

A sardar was dancing in the mid street. All the traffic was disturbed when finally a Cop approached him and asked Why the hell

Sardar amrud bech rha tha

Sardar amrud bech rha tha.. . 1 admi aya or bola, Sardar g agr amrud me kira nikla to? Sardar: To saaf baat hai…

Lady to inspector sardar my husband went

Lady to inspector sardar: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn’t come back yet! Sardar: Why don’t u cook something

Bus conducter peeche ticket le liye hain

Bus conducter: Peeche ticket le liye hain sb ne..??? SARDAR: nahi g, abi tak to hath mein hi hai,

Sardar yaar aaj mujhay ajeeb msg aaya

Sardar: Yaar Aaj Mujhay Ajeeb Msg Aaya Aur Mera Mobile Off Hogaya. Dost: Aisa Konsa Msg? Sardar: Battery Low. Dost: Send Kar… Sabko Daraenge.

The doctor told sardarji that if he

The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometres a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos. At the end of

Sardarni say aji sunday oaj 3 dako

SARDARNI SAY:- aji sunday o..Aj 3 dako aaye see.. unhaan nay mere izat lut laee jay. SARDAR SAY:- toon onhaan noo rokya naeen….? SARDARNI

Ek sardar apna marriage certificate ku 1

Ek Sardar Apna Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour se Dekh raha tha. Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu? Sardar

Sardar soch raha hoon k america ghoom

Sardar: soch raha hoon k America ghoom Aaon, kitnay paisay Lagain gain? Pathan: nahi lagain gain, Sardar:wo kesay? Pathan: sochnay k paisay nahi Lagtay.

1 sardar aur punjabi ka interview tha

1 sardar aur 1 punjabi ka interview tha.. punjabi se: Q: taleem? Ans: B.A Q:Pakistan kab bana? Ans: Koshish pehle se chal rahi thi

Sardar sister k 7 park mey betha

SARDAR SISTER K 7 PARK MEY BETHA TA ! ! ! ! BUILDING SE ADMI BOLA ! ! ! ! KIA KIS KAR RAHE

Race dakhty howy ik sardar nay dosary

Race Dakhty howy ik Sardar nay Dosary say pocha Inaam kis ko mily Ga? 2nd: sab say agay waly ko 1st: TO Phir Pichay

Teachr jo mery swal ka jwab dy

Teachr: Jo mery swal ka jwab dy ga usy chuti…! Srdar ne apna bag khirki se bahir phenka. Techr: Ye bag ks ne phenka

Major rohail yaar mobile naya lya hai

Major Rohail: Yaar mobile naya lya hai? . Sardar: Nahi mere cousin ka hy. . Major Rohail: Cousin ka mobile tere pass kya kr

Hamain bhi yaad rakhna jab likho tareekh e wafa

Hamain bhi yaad rakhna jab likho tareekh-e-wafa Sagar…. K hum ne bhi lutaya hai chaman mein aashiyan apna

Aik aadmi bakrian chura raha tha

Aik aadmi bakrian chura raha tha Sardar vey bakrian kithe le challa en? Admi inhen school chorne ja raha hun sarDar menu pagal samjhia

Sardar to nurse agar mery ghar

Sardar to Nurse: agar mery ghar beti ho to kehna Fail agar beta ho to kehna Pass. Sardar k ghar khusra peda hua, Nurse:

Man sardarji aapke pas mobile hai to

Man: Sardarji Aapke pas MOBILE hai to phir apne LETTER kyon bheja..? Santa: oye mene tujhe Phone kiya tha per andar se awaaz aai

2 sardar bhai 1 class main thay

2 sardar bhai 1 class main thay,, Teacher! tum d0n0 nay apne abu ka naam diferent ky0n likha? Sardars! ‘tusi fer kehna si k

Do sardar ja rahah hote hain k

Do sardar ja rahah hote hain, k samne se eik pregnant auorat aa rahih hoti hai, sardar dousre sardar se khata hain kiyaa is

Sardar sitting on the top of

Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying…. When a person asked what he was doing…. He replied… Oye!! Higher Studies

Sardar was travelling in train a

Sardar was travelling in train, A woman sat on his son’s berth & didn’t getup… Sardar shouted: “THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING BIRTH TO

Sardar drakht pe charha to bandar ne

SARDAR Drakht pe charha to Bandar ne Pucha:Upar kyun aye ho? SARDAR: Amrood khane BANDAR: Ye to Aaam ka drakht ha SARDAR ‘ Main

A lady was kissing a lion inside

A lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus.. Ring master asked can anyone do this? Sardar: Sala larki se darta kaun

A crow shits on a sardar his

A crow shits on a Sardar. His wife gives tissue paper to him. Sardar: Koi faida nahin, kawwa to urr gaya!

1 srdar pco gaya or jate hi

1 Srdar P.C.O Gaya or jate hi shopkeeper ko 3 thappar maray! Guess? Q mare? Shop pr likha tha, koi b ptcl nmbr dial

1 sardar bus mein molvi dekh kar

1 Sardar Bus mein 1 molvi dekh kar darte darte poochta hy, . . . Molvi Saab, Tussi . . . . . .

Dukndar srdar se tum hr roz mobile

Dukndar srdar Se: Tum hr Roz Mobile Ka nia Battry q Lete Ho? Srdar:yara!Hr Roz screen pa lika Aata He, Battry Lo Battry Lo

Sardar k gaon me nadi pr pull

Sardar k gaon me Nadi Pr Pull ban gya Engineer:Buhot acha ho gaya he sardar: Han ji, Pehle dhoop me tair k Nadi Paar

Shadi me khana khula shadi me

shadi me khana khula Shadi Me Khana Khula sardar Ko Plate Nhi Mili sardar Apni Jholi Me Khana Dalne Lga Logon Ne Pocha Ye

Aik sardar ka parosi mar geya wo

Aik Sardar ka parosi mar geya wo uske ghar geya aurpocha, lash aa gai hai kiya? ittefaq say usi waqt lay kar ambulance a

Sardar was arrested 4 a road accidentjudge

Sardar was arrested 4 a road accidentJudge : how did accident occurSardar :I dont know sir I was sleeping

Sardar oye kya kar rahe ho

Sardar: Oye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?? : Pathan: Iss Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kar Raha Hoon! : Sardar: Wo Kyun?? : Pathan: Wo Jab

Doctor sardar g aap k gurday

Doctor : Sardar G, Aap k Gurday fail hogaye hain! Sardar: Ha Ha Ha, What a joke…! Mere Gurday to kabhi school gaye hi

Sardar ka padosi mar gaya wo

Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya: . Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya? . Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi. .

Sardar g went to by a tv

Sardar G Went To By A Tv. . . Askd Salesman : Do U Have Colour Tv? Salesman: Yes Sure . . . Sardar

Sardar doctor sab machar k katny se

Sardar: Doctor sab machar k katny se maleriya hi Q hota hai? Bawaseer Q nai hoti? . DOCTOR: Macher dang marta hai gand nai

Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi

Sardar Apni Shadi Pe Udaas Tha Sardar Apni Shadi Pe Udaas Tha Kisi Ne Pocha Kya Bat Hai? Sardar: Mere Susral Ne Barat Pe

Dost sardar se yaar aaj tumhare mobile

Dost SARDAR Se: Yaar Aaj Tumhare Mobile Par Bohat Call Aa Rahi Hain? SARDAR: Fakhar Se bola Yara Aaj Hum Apni Behen ka Mobile

1 sardar pepsi se mou dho raha

1 sardar pepsi se mou dho raha tha 2nd sardar oye ye kya kerahe ho 1st kis ne kaha tha k pepsi pe 5

Qwhy is a sardarji standing below

Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth? A:Because his doctor advised him ?Today?s dinner should be light?

Sardar to his friend yaar bari mushkil

sardar. to his friend: yaar bari mushkil main hoon mairi Bivi mujh say aik kiss ka RS.100 laiti hay friend.Acha,yaar to baara lucky hay

Sardar his wife going 2 city

Sardar & his wife going 2 city in auto…. driver adjusted mirror.. sardarji shouted u r seeing my wife… go & sit back i

Ek sardar apne dost ki baraat k

Ek Sardar Apne Dost Ki Baraat Ek Sardar Apne Dost Ki Baraat K Sath Gaya, Par Zakhmi Ho K Aya. Kisi Ne Waja Puchi

Frnd truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyun ho

Frnd: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyun ho? Sardar: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise us ko

Sardar dr saab mujhe koi aisi dawa

Sardar: Dr. Saab, mujhe koi aisi dawa den k main aankho se bol sakun . . aur kaano se dekh sakun..? Dr: ghuse se..

1 sardar nai apny babi ka katal

1 sardar nai apny babi ka katal kiya. Police: tum nay ya Q kiya? Sardar: Maray dost k pass phone aaya or o zhor

Doctor motape ka 1 hi elaaj hai

Doctor: Motape ka 1 hi Elaaj Hai. Tum Rozana Sirf 2 Rotiyan Khaya Karo! . . . . . . . Pathan: 2 Rotiyan

Sardar to wife gulabo yeh chaddi kis

Sardar to wife gulabo yeh CHADDI kis ki sokhney dali ha wife. mere behan ki hai sardar. KAMAL ha pehney huway to kabhe nahe

Shaadi mein khana khula sardar ko plate

Shaadi mein Khana Khula: Sardar Ko Plate Nahi Mili. Sardar Apni Jholi Main Khana Daalne Laga. Logon ne Poocha Ye Kya? Sardar: Daagh To

Doctorab to aap khatre se bahar hain

Doctor:Ab To aap Khatre Se Bahar Hain phir B Itne Dar Kyun Rahe Ho sardar:Jis Truck Se Mera Accident Hua Tha Us Par Likha

Sardar oye tera wiyah ho gya

Sardar: Oye Tera wiyah ho gya? Friend: Aahoo Sardar: Kuri nal? Friend: Hor ki munde nal v hunda a? Sardar: Aahoo…. Meri pehn da

Sardar apni marriage certificate ko 1 ghante

Sardar apni marriage certificate ko 1 ghante se dekh raha tha. Wife: Tussi inni dair se ki deikh rahe ho? Sardar: Expiry date dhoond