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Pepsi SMS Messages

1 larki park me bethi c0ldrink pi

1 Larki park me bethi c0ldrink pi rahi thi.. Achanak usky samne 1 larka ruka 0r usne larki se time po0cha.. Larki ne kaha

Apne wajood se mehfil me roshni paida

Apne wajood se mehfil me roshni paida kardo Hai jo dosti ka dhaaga usko tum pakka kardo Itna asaan nahi hai is cheez ka

Altaf bhai in a revolutionary speech

ALTAF BHAI IN A REVOLUTIONARY SPEECH: Jaaageeerdaaar Waderaaaa Sarmaaayaadaarr mujhee bataaayaaaa jaaayye kisnayy kahaaa thaaaaa pepsi pe 5 rs kumm kerdo0o0?

Mamu faraz kehte hain

Mamu faraz kehte hain : – Bukhar hua mujhai baba mujh par dum kardo Wah Wah Bukhar hua mujhe baba mujh par dum kardo

Hazraaaaaaaaaaat pepsi fair 70 di

Hazraaaaaaaaaaat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Garmi ziada hai pankha thora taiz kardo

Garmi ziada hai pankha thora taiz kardo… Garmi ziada hai pankha thora taiz kardo… Kis ne kaha tha pepsi 65 ki kardo The chappal

Roshni ziada hy light kam kar do

Roshni ziada hy light kam kar do, Sar mein dard hy pani dum kar do, Dia jab rishta PEPSI walon ne mujhy, Tub me

Wedding night pathan room mian jaty hi

Wedding Night Pathan Room Mian Jaty Hi Apni Wife sey BooLa, GulL Baano ! Bhaag Mat Jana Hum pEpSi Sath Sath Le ker aaya

Dekho aaisha agr reh nhi pati to

DEKHO AAISHA AGR REH NHI PATI TO LARTI KYON HO?? AUR SAKINA WOH MERA SAYA HAY WOH MERE BURAY WAQTON KI SATHI HA AUR

Sab ko apni pari hoi hai zardari

Sab ko apni apni pari hoi hai. Zardari ko apne account ki. Nawaz sharif ko apni kursi ki. Imran khan ko siyasat ki. Musharaf

Somewhere in india fatherbeta tumhara paper

Somewhere in india. Father:’Beta tumhara paper kaisa hua?’ Son:’Pita g! wasay to bohat acha hua hai. Lekin aik sawal bohat mushkil tha aur mjh

Ghuroor ka sar neecha 1 dafa

GHUROOR KA SAR NEECHA . 1 Dafa ka Zikar hai 1 Bary Zalim Bdshah ne Elaan Kraya k me Dunya k Sub Raaz Janta

Baap ney betey ko cigrate peetey daikha

Baap ney betey ko cigrate peetey daikha to uski pocket money band kardi, 1 din betey ko paisey daikey cold drink leney bheja. us

Me rat ko ghar aa rha tha

me rat ko ghar aa rha tha achank karachi k halat kharab ho gaye goliyo ki awazey aane lgi me dar ke ek darakht

breaking news rangers or police

‘ ‘ BREAKING NEWS ‘ ‘ Rangers or police n karachi k tamam ilako me targetted operation shuru krdia or ghr ghr ja k

Light bhe band kardo window pardey

Light bhe band kardo . . Window bhe band kardo . . Pardey bhe band kardo . . Soney se pehle sirf itna batado

Duniya ki kaamyab qomein hamesha waqiyat puri

Duniya ki kaamyab qomein hamesha waqiyat ki puri investigation krti hain aur haqeeqat ko sab k samney lati hain. Kisi b taraqqi yafta mulk

A man went 2 a pet shop

A man went 2 a pet shop. He saw a parrot n said If u giv correct answr of my question, I ll buy

Saari duniya ki muskaan tere paas hai

Saari duniya ki muskaan tere paas hai Ye zameen aur aasmaan tere paas hæ, Gham na karna k tujhe yaad nahi karte. Ae dost

Breaking news geo lagao abhi

Breaking news Geo news lagao . Abhi abhi khabar aye he ke (malir) (kakuana) (mukuana) (Dhudiwala) (Abudallpor) Ke kuch log pepsi company par aehtejaj

Agr nhe h qeema to samoso me

Agr nhe h Qeema to Samoso me aalo bhrdo,, ‘mgr ye btao k’ ‘Kisne kha tha k PEPSI 65 ki krdo …….!!—:))

Rat bhar jag kr ye sochta rehta

Rat Bhar Jag Kr Ye Sochta Rehta Hn Faraz, . . . . . . . Kis Ne Kaha Tha K Pepsi Par 5

Eid ki khushiu se mulk me pyar

Eid ki khushiu se mulk me pyar bhar 2,,,, Bhool Jao Nafratain, Jhagray khtm kr 2,,, Ae dosto mjhe tum bs itna btao k

breaking aj raat govr house

* BREAKING * Aj raat govr house MQM PPP ANP k darmiyan ak eham ijlas ha jis ma ghor kya jai ga k .

Agr nhi hy qeema tw samosay mai

agr nhi hy Qeema tw samosay mai aalu bhrdo ‘mgr ye btao K’ kisny kaha tha k pepsi 65 ki krdo? ?.smart boy.?

Dard me tanhai 7 le chalo

Dard me tanhai 7 le chalo Dukh me parchai 7 le chalo Uski behan ka number too do faraz Jo kehta tha k world

Ajab pagal c lrki the mujy her

Ajab Pagal C Lrki The, Mujy Her Khat Me Likhti The, Mujy Tm Yad Krty Ho,? Mujy Takti He Rehti The, Koch Kehna Tha

Ek pathan masjid se bohat khushi jumme

Ek pathan Masjid Se Bohat Khushi Khushi jumme ki namaz parh k nikla, Dost Ne Khushi Ki Waja Poochi to, Pathan bola: Molvi Sahab

Woh na mila to uski yaadon k

WOH na mila to USKI yaadon k saharay jee lenge, MANNAN Warna USKI shaadi me Jaa K *PEPSI* Hi Pee lengy. KYUN K Duniyaa

Kash zardari k baap ki shadi pe

Kash zardari k baap ki shadi pe pepesi 65 ki hojati…. . . . . .jis ko samjh aya wo fwd karyn, baki pepsi

13 x 1 2 26

13 x 1 = 13 13 x 2 = 26 13 x 3 = 39 13 x 4 = 52 13 x 5 =

Lamha e fikria uno ki report k mutabiq

lamha-e-fikria . UNO ki report k mutabiq majoda pakistani corrupt leaders kabi b pakistan me aman qaim ni kar ske gy na hi loadshedding

Jisko hum ne chaha wo kisi aur

JISKO HUM NE CHAHA WO KISI AUR KI HO GAI WAH JISKO HUM NE CHAHA WO KISI AUR KI HO GAI LO DASSO YARO

Pta nhi kis ne kaha k pepsi

Pta nhi kis ne kaha k pepsi 65 ki kardo mai h0ta to kehta pepsi ko choro loadsheding 5 ghantay kam kerdo. l(‘,’) l

If a1 b2 c3 z26

If A=1 B=2 C=3 . . Z=26 Then look at the discovery P+e+p+s+i=65 16+5+16+19+9=65 ab shabash to de d0 itni bri disc0very pe:-D:-D

Aik dfa aik badshah ne ailan kiya

Aik dfa aik Badshah ne ailan kiya k j0 mujh sy k0i b swal kry aur main us ka sahi jawab na dy sk0n

Main yeh message advance main forward kar

Main yeh message advance main forward kar rha hun. 2010: ‘Kiss ne kaha tha k Pepsi pe 5 Rupay kam kar do?’ 2011: ‘Kiss

Romentic story ajab pagal c lrki

Romentic Story Ajab pagal c lrki the, mujy her khat me likhti the, mujy tm yad krty ho,? Mujy takti he rehti the, koch

For pepsi shahrukh coke aamir mirinda

For pepsi ‘shahrukh’ For coke ‘aamir’ For mirinda ‘vivek’ For fanta ‘rani’ & For Thums Up ‘Akshay’ Don’t worry For Bante wala soda ‘You’

Had hogyi yaar kal me namaz

Had Hogyi Yaar, Kal Me Namaz Parh K Nikla To 1 Faqeer Mujhse Bola: Beta Bohat Piyas Lagi Hy .. .. 60 Mere Pas

help i

(‘,)/’ /’ /)) ))) Help ./I. ,/(.’.), Me Latka Diya Na ULta Is Ka Qasoor Pata hy Kia Tha? Ye keh raha tha world

Tumharay baad baqi orr to sab theek

Tumharay Baad Baqi Orr To Sab Theek Hai Lekin, Jahan DIL Tha Kabhi Pehlay Wahan Ab DARD Rehta Hai.

If a1 b2 c3 z26 then c

If A=1 B=2 C=3 Z=26 Then c the discovery . . . . . . . . . . P+e+p+s+i=65 16+5+16+19+9=65 Kya smjhay !

Roshni zayada hay lite kam ker doo

Roshni zayada hay lite kam ker doo, sar main dard hay pani dam ker doo, dia jab PEPSI walon nay bahan ka rishta mujhy,

Lo g abhi ghor kia to pata

Lo G abhi ghor kia to pata chala k . . . . . . . PEPSI aor PAKISTAN donu. . . . .

Katal kardo dafan kardo maar dalo pagal

Katal kardo.., dafan kardo, maar dalo.., pagal kardo…! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Pepsi ki add may shadi raat ko

Pepsi ki add may shadi ki raat ko bhag nay waali larki din may pepsi lainay waalo ki line may lagi hoti hai. QUESTION

Yaar yeh bataye ga koi

Yaar yeh bataye ga koi . . . . . . . . . . . . . K . . . . .

Le beta market me naya chichor pan

Le beta market me naya chichor pan aya ha le sun, … Jitna b chaho sitam krdo salan me chahe namak kam krdo, Larkion

Shaxpair said if dere is a single

Shaxpair said: ‘if dere is a single dollor in ur pockt den . convrt it into Pakistani currency n buy a pepsi of Rs.65:-D

Main yeh msg advance me forward kr

Main yeh msg advance me forward kr raha hn . 2010:kis ne kaha tha pepsi p 5 rupe km krdo? . 2011:kis ne kaha

If a1 b2 c3 then watch

if A=1 B=2 C=3……………. then watch below…… P+E+P+S+I 16+5+16+19+9=65 ab pta chla k |PEPSI 65 ki kaise hui

Yar zulfiqar mirza ney toh sab bata

Yar ZULFIQAR MIRZA ney toh sab bata diya Par is ney ye nahi btaya K Kisne kaha tha Pepsi 65 ki kerdo…;-D

Teacher pakistan nay kis jung mein india

Teacher: Pakistan nay kis jung mein India ko ibratnaak shikast di …. ? . . . . . . . . . . .

pepsi ghazal pila nhn

( Pepsi Ghazal ) Pila nhn saktey toh bnana band kar do Kis ne kaha tha pepsi 65 ki kar do ? Rotiyan le

Braiking news lo bhai pata chal

BRAIKING NEW’S Lo bhai, pata chal gaya k aj M.Q.M soug q mana rhi hai! . . . . . . . . Kisi

Plastic rs20 manufacturing rs3 packaging rs10

Plastic Rs.20 . . . . Manufacturing Rs.3 . . . . . Packaging Rs.10 . . . . Paani Rs.25 . . .

Dear main ne tm se 1 baat

Dear main ne tm se 1 baat pochni thi persnl baat hai bht dair se puchna chahti the lekn mere andar itni himat nahi

Teacher how many days are there

Teacher : How many days are there in a year? Student : Three Hundred and Pepsi..!!!! 😀

Kis ne kaha tha k

Kis ne kaha tha k… . K . K K K . K P P P P P P ppp ko vote do…?:-p O

Pepsi ghazal machar jo hon zada

(Pepsi Ghazal) Machar jo hon zada to drwazy khirkyan band kr do, kis ny kaha tha k pepsi 65 ki kr do,? Rotyan ley

Murga murgi se i love u jaan

Murga Murgi se: I love u jaan, Main tumhara liye kuch be kar sakta hoon.. Murgi: Haye sachi Murga: Haan Murgi: Chalo pir tumary

Shiekh rashid post this question on his

Shiekh Rashid Post this Question On his wall kis ne kaha the pepsi 65 ki kerdo? nOw see the comments of different politicians 😛

Do the following 1 go to

Do the following !!! 1) go to google translate 2) type in ‘Who said to sell pepsi for Rs.65?’ 3) translate English to Arabic

Lo ji abhi ghor kia hy to

Lo ji abhi ghor kia hy to pata chala . . . . . , , , , k PEPSI or PAKISTAN dono 65

Mubarik ho pakistan 64 ka ho gaya

Mubarik ho.., pakistan 64 ka ho gaya……………. Aur . . . . . Pepsi 65 ki……… . . . . . HapPy . .

Ab pata chala k pepsi 65 ki

ab pata chala k pepsi 65 ki kion hui hai ????? . . . . . . . kion k . . . .

Bacha peda hoty hi black color ka

Bacha peda hoty hi Black Color ka su su krne lga, Dr. heran Nurses pareshan Itne me bcha zor se hansa r kaha kisne

Devdas paro men ny sharab chor

Devdas : paro men ny sharab chor di ! Paro : kyu dewany ? Devdas : . . . . . . . .

Usne kaha alam e madhoshi me jan aj

Usne kaha alam-e-madhoshi me, Jan aj kuch sitam krdo, Mjhe kro itna pyar k sb kuch khatm krdo, Lipat jao mjh se mjhe bhsam

Apny wajood sy mehfil mein roshni paida

Apny wajood sy mehfil mein roshni paida kardo Hai jo dosti ka dhaaga os ko tum pakka kardo Itna asaan nahi hai es cheez

Jis ko faraz ne chaha woh kisi

Jis ko FARAZ ne chaha woh kisi or ki ho gayi wha wha wha Jis ko ‘FARAZ’ ne chaha woh kisi or ki ho

Usy logo ne itna tang kia k

Usy logo ne itna tang kia k usne apni bat kehne ka andaz hi badal dala. wo ab kehti he Kisne kaha tha k

Happy 1st birthday of kis ne

Happy 1st Birthday of . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ‘KIS NE KAHA

Yar kuch pata chala kya program hy

Yar kuch pata chala? Kya program hy is dafa? Tera dil kya kehta hy? Mujhy nhe lgta yar k is dafa Pepsi pe 5

Lo ji jis baat ka dar tha

Lo Ji Jis Baat Ka Dar Tha Woh Ho Kar He Rahi . . . . . . . . . . . .

Khuda ke liye is mulk pe ab

Khuda ke liye is mulk pe ab to reham kardo. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

In nafrato ko khatam kerdo wehshato

In nafrato ko khatam kerdo,, In wehshato ko khatam kerdo,, Urooj-O-Zawal is qom ki qismat hai,, Apni qismato k andhero ko khatam kerdo,, Yeh

Koi kuch bhi kahy sub ki naak

Koi kuch bhi kahy Sub ki naak me dum kr du ga.. Lo phir, main is Ramzan mi PePsi par 5 rupay or kum

Mujhe pata tha k kamran catch chorega

Mujhe pata tha k kamran catch chorega Faraz Is liye to mene kaha tha k . . . . Warld cup k liye mujhe

Romance is in the air chocolate hearts

Romance is in the air. Chocolate hearts, roses, and greeting cards are everywhere. If you really want to be romantic, ignore all of these

Tusi punjabi o ya pathan o pepsi

Tusi punjabi o ya pathan o, Pepsi O ya shahzan o, Angel o ya shetan o, Choclate o ya pan o Cumzor o ya

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Agar ab mujhe kisi ne pepsi pe

Agar Ab Mujhe Kisi Ne Pepsi Pe Sms Kiya To… Allah Kare Us K Mulk Ka Sadar Mar Jaey! Aameen. So Send Me Sms

Mein bata doon ga k kis ny

Mein bata doon ga k kis ny kaha tha k Pepsi Pay 5 Rupay kam karo ‘FARAZ’ Pehlay ye batao k ‘KFC’ wala baba

1 bacaha washroom main pepsi use kar

1 BACAHA WASHROOM MAIN PEPSI USE KAR RAHA THA, PATHAN: OYE BACHA YE KYA KARTI TUM. BACHA:KIS NY KAHA THA K PEPSI PAR 5

Teacher come par jumla banao sardar

Teacher: (Come) par jumla banao??? Sardar Student: Kis ne kaha tha pepsi pe 5 rs COME kr do???? :p

Kia faida icom bcom dcom bse

Kia faida i.com b.com d.com bse m.com mba llb kachiii pakkiii matric karnay ka jub yahi pata na chal saky kay kis nay kaha

Its a plead sar ko jhukaon

Its A Plead Sar Ko Jhukao’n Zameen Pe Aur Aankhei’n Mein Apni Namm Karo’n … . . . . . Mere Baap Ki Tauba

Chief justice of pakistan se apeal hy

Chief Justice Of Pakistan Se Apeal Hy K Wo Az Khud Notice Lety Hoe Govt. Of Pakistan Se Aik Comeity Bunwaeen. 0r Ho Sake

Pakistan main govt ki be hisi aik

Pakistan Main Govt Ki Be Hisi Ki Aik Aur Misaal Aik Mazloom Ghreelu Larki Roozana Subah Shaam Sawal Karti Ai Aur Koi Bhi Uska

Hazar bar dimaagh k goray daurane

Hazar Bar Dimaagh k Goray Daurane k Baad Bhi Main Is Nateeje Pe Nahi Pohanch Saka …. . . . k . . .

Apne ghar mein doston se

Apne Ghar Mein , Dosto’n Se , Yaaro’n Se Gali Mohalle k Logo’n Se Pooch k Batao …. . . . . . Kisi

Tmhary liye kch b ker jayen

Tmhary Liye Kch B Ker Jaye’n Ge Naraz Ho Ge Tou Jaan Se Guzar Jaye’n Ge … Jtna Aish Krna Hy Kr Lo Mere

Judge mujrim ko phansi ki saza

Judge (Mujrim Ko Phansi Ki Saza Sunaty Huey): Koi Aakhri Khwaish ? Mujrim : Jee … Judge : Bolo Mujrim: Wo . . .

Some facts think about it ek

SOME FACTS: THINK ABOUT IT!! Ek insan ki zindagi(life) kya hy suba uthta hy naha dho kr nashta kr k phr apna rizk ki

Pepsi ky add may shadi ki raat

pepsi ky add may shadi ki raat ko bhag nay wali larki din may pepsi lainay waalo ki line may lagi hoti hai,,,….. QUESTUION

1 bacha black colour ka susu kerna

1 Bacha black colour ka susu kerna laga! Doctor! Pareshan Nurse! Hairan Bacha zor zor say hansnay laga aour Bola: Aour kro Pepsi 65

Aaj gum sum hai jo barbaad jazeeron

Aaj Gum Sum Hai Jo Barbaad Jazeeron Jaisi, Us Ki Aankhon Mein Chamak Thi Kabhi Heeron Jaisi Kitne Maghroor Pahaaron Ke Badan Chaak Huey,

Ye mast be misal ankhain nashay se

ye mast mast Be-misal ankhain nashay se har Dam nidhal ankhain uthain to hosh O hawas cheeinein Giren to kar dein kamal ankhain koi