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Pathan SMS Messages

Teacher your son is failsee his report

Teacher: Your son is fail.See his report Eng-20 Math-15 Urdu-18 Bio-17 Total-70 Pathan: TOTAL me to kamal kr diya Is subject ki to tution

Pathn ne jungle se guzarty huay dekha

Pathn ne jungle se guzarty huay dekha k 1saanp darakht pr latka hua hy Pathan pas ja k bola NIDO b pia kro Srf

1 pathan sharab k nashay me ghar

1 Pathan sharab k Nashay me ghar Aaya or so gaya. Sotay me uski Mout hogai. Upar ja k us ne ilteja ki k

1 baloch or pathan ne samandar k

1 baloch or Pathan ne Samandar k kinary Board deka jispar lika ta ‘DOBTY KO BACHANY WALY KO 500 ka INNAM’ Baloch: Mai chalaang

Ek pathan apney kandhy pe tota bitha

Ek ‘PATHAN’ Apney Kandhy Pe ‘TOTA’ Bitha Ker Ja Raha Tha, Rasty Mai 1 Admi Ne Rok k Pocha, Bhai Ye Konsa Janwar Hai,

pathan yaar uth zalzala aa raha

*. .Pathan: Yaar Uth Zalzala Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha He. 2nd Pathan: Soja’ Soja Ghar To Maalik makan Ka Giray ga,

Pathan calls his wife ghar nahin

Pathan calls his Wife: Ghar Nahin Aa Sakta, Car ka steering, Gear Sab chori ho Gaya hai. After 5 min, He calls: ‘Aa Raha

Aik pathan apna sara saman le k

Aik Pathan apna sara saman le k GEO k office pohncha or poocha; Woh baji kahan hai jo news k bad kehti hai, Hamaray

Pathan tum hum ko 2 lakh rupiye

Pathan: Tum hum ko 2 Lakh rupiye do hum tum ko 2 mahine ke baad lota dega. . . Memon (after 2 month): Chal

Police pathan se hum se panga

POLICE Pathan Se:- Hum Se Panga Na Lo Hum DSP Hai. PATHAN:- O’ Jao Jao Hum Tum se Bara DSP Hai, Police:- DSP Ka

Baap sardar yaar musibat k waqt

Baap Sardar : yaar musibat k waqt gadhe ko bhi baap bnana parhta he Pathan : Yaar bari baat he k teri amma man

1 sardar or american siri paaye kha

1 SARDAR or American, Siri paaye kha rahe thay. American k hath me bakray ki zaban agai. American: Wats dis? SARDAR: Lo dasso o

Pathan ghusse mai shahrukh khan ne

Pathan Ghusse Mai: Shahrukh khan ne Pathano ka Izzat Mitti Mai Mila Diya . Dost: Woh kaise? Pathan: ‘ wo My Name is Khan’

Lightning storms why does pathan always smile

Lightning Storms Why does Pathan always smile during lightning storms? They think their picture is being taken.

Doctor you have brain cancer pathan

Doctor: You have Brain cancer. Pathan Jumps in joy. YesssSSS !!! YaHo00oo… Doctor: Why are you so Happy ? Pathan: B-coz it Proves that

Pathan was asked in a job interview

Pathan was asked in a job interview: Apko kitney saalon ka experience hai? Pathan: 3 Saalon ka. 2 saaliyan b hain magar muje un

Spelani ghwandey me zaan ta dar logay

Spelani ghwandey me zaan ta dar logay ka, kho ma khpalo toro stargo ta nizday ka, da janan da jadogaro zalfo baada, Laka mraway

Bal che oroona she makhaam kali ki

Bal che oroona she maKhaam kali ki, Yaadavi peghli ma badnaam kali ki, Zama ao sta da ishq nemgari qisaa, Shwa mashahura pa tamaam

Pathan ne parosan ko letter me likha

Pathan ne Parosan ko Letter Me Likha I LOVE U Or Phir Niche Ye b Likh dia Mene English Me is lye Likha hai

Police car gas par hai pathan no

Police: Car Gas Par Hai Pathan: No Police: Petrol Par Pathan: No Police: Diesel Par Pathan:No Police: Phir Kis Par Hai ? Pathan: Installment

Sir muhawre ka istemal karo mun me

Sir: Muhawre Ka Istemal Karo. ‘Mun Me Pani Aana’ Sardar: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko Munh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya, Mere Munh Mai

Pathan main nay khawab daikha k mera

Pathan: Main nay khawab daikha k mera 1 paaon zameen per or dosra aasman per hay 2nd Pathan: aisay khowaab mat daikha ker shalwaar

Pathan wapda office fone kr k bolajanab

Pathan Wapda office fone kr k bola:Janab light band kr do Wapda wala:kyun sir Pathan:wo yara hamaray dimagh me aik nya gaali aya hai

Pathan ye itne saare log football ko

Pathan: Ye itne saare log Football ko laat kyun mar rahe hain?? Admi: Goal karne k liye.. Pathan: Gol hi to hai, Or kitna

Pathan 1 saal kay bemar bachey ko

Pathan 1 Saal Kay Bemar Bachey Ko Hospital Ley Kar Gaya Dr:Isko Koi Ulti Seedhi Cheez Tou Nahi Khelai? PATHAN: Nahi, Bohot Ro Raha

Deko mosam kitna sohana hy beghi barish

DEKO MOSAM KITNA SOHANA HY BEGHI BARISH KA ZAMANA HY HER TARAF SMS KA ANA JANA HY KANJOS AB TO KAR DO SMS KIA

Pathan yara aj hum ne ek aesa

Pathan: yara aj hum ne ek aesa zabardst Dish banaya tum khush ho jaye gi. Sardar: chak de phattay, khan sahab ki banaya ae

Ek sindhi aur pathan ka interview tha

Ek Sindhi Aur Pathan ka Interview Tha: Sindhi se: Q: Taleem A: B.A Q: Pakistan kab bana? A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per

Pthan rail ki patri pe leta tha

Pthan rail ki patri pe leta tha. Dost ne kaha kya kr rahy ho? Rail guzri to mr jao ge. Pthan: Abi upar se

1 pathan ne ishara kar k tez

1 Pathan ne ishara kar k tez Aati bus ko roka.. Driver Kahan jana hai? Pathan: Jana to kahi nai Bacha ro raha hai.

Pathan main thuje phone kar rha

Pathan – main thuje phone kar rha tha par tera mobile number bhul gaya. Sardar – hatt !! Pagal! Message kar ke puch leta.

Pathan k ghar raat 2 baje phone

Pathan K ghar raat 2 baje phone aya ‘Aap So to nahirahy thy’ Pathan ghussey me bola: Khabees ka bachcha.. Zarori nahi K har

Pathan mere mohale wale bohat kanjoos hy sardar

Pathan-Mere Mohale wale bohat Kanjoos hy sardar: kyon? Pathan-Sb ne 14 August manaey Pr Ksi ek ne b hamare ghar Qurba ka goasht nae

Pathan ohum is kamre me nahe rhe

Pathan: o.hum is kamre me nahe rhe ga humko pagal smjha hy kiya? Paisa itna dia or kamra itna chota sa waiter: anni deya

Ek angrez ne pathan se pucha whats

EK Angrez Ne Pathan Se Pucha: Whats Ur Name? Pathan: My Name is Respect Flower Angrez: What? Pathan: hahaha Tmko to Angrezy b Nhe

Pathan baap k marne pr ro raha

Pathan Baap K Marne Pr Ro Raha tha, 1 fone Aya Phir Wo Or Ziada Rony Laga Frnd:Kia Hua? Pathan: Hamara Bhai Ka fone

Ustaadbatao tum baraa ho ke kya karoge

USTAAD=batao tum baraa ho ke kya karoge? PATHAN=Me bohat bara karobar karunga USTAAD=konsa PATHAN=Sardiyon me sasti baraf leke garmiyon me mahingi bechunga..

Pathan rakshe wale sebhai abdulah shah gazi

Pathan rakshe wale se,, Bhai abdulah shah gazi ke mazar jao ge, Rakshe wala,,Ji han jaon ga, pathan:Ye lo thelì mere liye chawal letay

1 pathan aaina dekh k sochny laga

1 Pathan Aaina Dekh k sochny laga, Yara isko kahen dekha hay’ thori dair sochne k baad: O Lala! ye tu woi hay jo

35 saal ki lady balcony se neeche

35 Saal ki Lady Balcony Se Neeche Kachre ke dibbe me giri. . . . . . Ya Dekh Kay Pathan Nay Kaha Husband

Minister bomb blast mei halat honay

Minister: ‘ Bomb Blast mei Halat honay walon ko 5 lakh or Zakhmiyo ko 1 lakh dain gay Pathan: or awaz sun kr hamara

Pathan sir k bal jaldi safaid hote

Pathan: sir k bal jaldi safaid hote hai neche k Q nai 2nd pthn:Q k neche k bal sir k bal se 15saal chote

Na da gul sparlo de yo

Na da Gul Na da sparlo de, Yo Arman de da Moodo de. Na da zan na da Janan shum. Zama jwand da Lewano

1 kabutar pathan ko tang kar raha

1 Kabutar Pathan Ko Tang Kar Raha Tha, Pathan Ne Usy Pakar Liya Or Usy MAarne Ka Faisla Kar Liya, Wo Usy Chhath Pe

Pathan 2 father hum ko 200 rupey

Pathan 2 Father: hum ko 200 rupey do, Father : kyun? pathan: hum ko sadar jana hai, cNG bus mai baghair ticket safar pe

Msjid k leay chnda ki apeal ho

Msjid k leay chnda ki apeal ho rhe the,1 admi khara ho k khta he ma bulb lgva don ga Dosra:ma tube lgva don

1 aadmi pathan ko maar raha tha

1 Aadmi PATHAN Ko Maar Raha Tha, Logon Ne Poocha K Q Maar Rhey Ho? Wo BoLa SALA 1 GHANTAY SE POOCH RAHA HY

Pathan bus me pori seat par pheal

Pathan bus me pori seat par pheal kar betha tha Stop se ek aadmi cadha aur jaga mange Pathan:oye tere ko pta nahe k

pathan goes for job intrview

*’* Pathan goes For job Intrview. Questin. Where is Ab Dabi,? Pathan. Jis qabrustan me hamara AMI dabi , Wahen thora dur pr Abu

Pathan ye bkra kitne ka he aadmi

Pathan: Ye bkra kitne ka he? Aadmi: 38,000 Ka! Phathan heran ho kr: . . . . . . Touch screen wala hai kya..??

Polio team darwazy pe aai pathan begum

POLIO team Darwazy pe Aai; PAthan;-Begum Bandooq or Cartoos Kahan Hai?? POLIO team Bhagi Peche se pathan ne awaz di’ Ruko yara ye to

American can u swim pathan no

American: Can U swim? Pathan: No Amrican: Dog is Better than U bcz it Swims Pathan: Can U Swim? Amrican: Yes Pathan: whats the

ii sorry

(..) [ii] ((””=(*_*) / ?? SORRY YAR!!!!! ‘MY NAME IS KHAN’ ! ! ! ! AND I AM NOT A BACHA BAAZ

Sta da miscall pa tama stargi zama

Sta da miscall pa tama stargi zama sari shwi Da aar gharmo k me wallah chi shogeri shwe Sta da sehat rasara gham sho

Punjab yar humari miss kehti he k

Punjab¡: Yar Humari Miss kehti he k Bhains ka Dood peene se Dimagh Tez hota he. Pathan. Jhut bolti he, Agr aesa hota to

Pathan molvi sahb kia wazoo k beghair

PATHAN: Molvi Sahb Kia Wazoo K Beghair NAMAZ Ho jati Hai? MOLVI: Nhi Hoti PATHAN: Hojati Hai Yara MOLVI: O Bhai Nhi Hoti PATHAN:

Jahan panah tussi great ho

‘JAHAN PANAH…. , , , , TUSSI , , , , GREAT , , , , HO , , , , TOFAHA , ,

Boy jaanparda kar lo aagey sindhion ka

‘Boy: jaan,Parda kar Lo aagey Sindhion ka muhalla hai Thori door jaaney k baad Larki naqab utha k boli: Jaan ab TuM parda karo

Pathan ny nadra k office mai ja

Pathan Ny NADRA K Office Mai Ja K Ek Baat Boli Jsy Sun Kr NADRA Waly Pagal Ho Gye. . Pathan Bola, . ‘I.D

1 pathan qasaai ban gaya jab wo

1 pathan Qasaai ban gaya., Jab wo pehla janwar zibah karnay laga to confuse ho gaya aur bhool gaya k churi pheirtey huwey kya

Pathan ko chiragh mila chirag ragara

PATHAN ko chiragh mila . chirag ragara. JIN ne kaha “3 wishes bato.” PATHAN: No 1 . Eik bara bangla . No 2 us

Pthan phli bar namaz prhny gya uska

Pthan phli bar namaz prhny gya Uska nam Rahmat Ullah tha Imam ne salam phera to kha, ‘Asalam alykum Rahmat Ullah To pthan bola:

Pathan apne biwi k saath ja raha

Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha: 1 Larkay Ne Aankh Maari. Pathan: Tujhe Sharam Nahi Aati Mujhe Aankh Martay Ho. Larka: Maine

Pathan darakht k uper ulta latka hua

PATHAN: Darakht k uper ulta latka hua tha. Wife: Tum darakht per Q latka hai..? Pathan: Kocha, Sir dard ki goli khaai thi, kahin

Pathan molvi se saheb mujay namaz sikha

pathan molvi se molvi saheb mujay namaz sikha do. molvi:sana aati hai. pathan nhe us ki choti behn hina aati hai.

Pathan yara sooraj raat ko kyu nhi

Pathan: Yara Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nhi Nikalta? 2nd Pathan: kia pata nikalta bi ho andhera itna hota ha k nazar hi ni ata.

Aaj phir ek pathan pit gaya

Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya: Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Gaya, Aur Wahan Dekha Sab Seenay Pe Haath Maar Rahy Hain. Pathan Samajh

1 pathan ne 1 buzurg se kuch

‘1 pathan ne 1 buzurg se kuch pucha Buzurg ne 2 thapr laga dye kisi ne pathan s kha tumne kya pucha tha Pathan

Pathanairhostess k mammy par laga badge

Pathan:airhostess k Mammy par laga badge parh raha tha jis par uska naam likha tha ‘TINA’. Pathan: bara khubsurat naam hy,dusray ka naam nahi

14 august pathan ne aik buzrug se

14 August Pathan Ne Aik Buzrug Se Kuch Poocha. Buzrug Ne Usay Thappar Mara. Dosre Admi Ne Kaha Q Mara? Pathan Bola Yara Hamne

English officer was announcing and pathan translating

English Officer Was Announcing And Pathan Was Translating O People’ A Zantalaaqo’ its announced hardly’Yo kuss tezan elan waawre’ if any one interfare in

Sta pa tama da raatlo me shpa

Sta pa tama da raatlo me shpa saba kra Pa waro waro salgo me shpa saba kra Pa grewan me naray okhke bahedalay Yao

Pathan me ne khat likha tha k

Pathan: Me ne khat likha tha k Meri Shadi pr ana,tm Q nai ay? 2nd: Muje khat mila he nai 1st: Me ne likha

1 pathan ne akhbar main add dekha

1 Pathan Ne akhbar main add Dekha: ‘Purana Mobile Do or New Mobile Lo’ WO Us Adress Pe Gya, Wahan Koi Shop Nai Thi,

On 14th august august a pathan went

On 14th August… On 14th August a Pathan went a shop to purchase a Pakistani flag. The salesman gave him a flag. The Pathan

Pathan yaara ye sent message kia hota

Pathan: Yaara Ye ‘SENT MESSAGE’ Kia Hota Hai? 2nd Pathan: Khuda Ki Kasam Tum To Bilkul Jahil Ka Bacha Hai. ‘SENT MESSAGE’ Ka Matlab

1 pathan ka gadha gum ho gya

1 Pathan ka gadha gum ho gya Wo khushi me nachne lga 1 Admi ne puchais me khushi ki kia bat ha? Pathan: Agr

Pathan ne apni biwi ko shaadi ki

Pathan ne apni Biwi ko Shaadi ki raat hi QATAL krdia.. Q k Biwi ki Underwear pe Ye likhha hua tha: ‘100% Soft &

Pathan yar kal abba ne bohat mara

Pathan: Yar Kal Abba Ne Bohat Mara. 2nd Pathan: Kyon? 1st Pathan: Kuch Nahi, Main ne Bas Itna Poocha Tha, “Kaminey” Film Dekhne Chalen

1 pathan ko ufone mayn nokree milee

1 pathan ko Ufone mayn nokree milee. Pehlay hee din usay nokree sy nikaal diya gaya. kyoon k 1 call sir meree Ufone ki

Da yo sari wada osho khaza ye

DA YO SARI WADA OSHO KHAZA YE SAADA WA 6 MAMILA YE KOLA NU KHAZE WE ‘DA SA K’? SARI WE ‘PA MEZILE DE

Petrol rate barhne par pathan bola

Petrol rate barhne par ‘PATHAN’ bola ‘ham ko koi fark ni parta petrol 66 ka ho ya 77 ka . Hum pehle b 100

Shamsheer se haidar ne kaha chal magar

Shamsheer se haidar ne kaha chal magar ase Ho khyber o khandaq me b hal chal magar ase Medan me rahe mot ki jal

Kala gull kala khazan bahar sham za

Kala gull kala khazan kala bahar sham.. Kala za da yar pa stargo k khumar sham.. Kala kala me da zaana zargay tor she..

5 pathan boht mushkil se 1 bhens

5 Pathan boht mushkil se 1 bhens ko chat per charha rhey they …. 1 admi bola : ye kia kar rhey ho ?

Ek pathan bhari bus mai ek larki

Ek pathan bhari Bus mai ek Larki se touch ho raha tha Larki: Excuse me Aap Acha nahi kar rahy.. Pathan: Itny Rush me

Gul wayel ghamjen yama da ishq kamal

Gul wayel ghamjen yama da Ishq Kamal ta na rasam, Tor orbal ke prot yama da zany Khaal ta na rasam. Mata de bewasa

Pthan mazar pe bomb rakhte hoy pakra

PTHAN ‘Mazar’ pe Bomb Rakhte Hoy Pakra Gya Logo Ne bht Maara 0r Pocha æsa Q kia.? PTHAN ko Kuch Smaj Na aaya To

Ek pathan moulvi aurat se takra gaya

ek pathan moulvi ek aurat se takra gaya aurat ghuse se sharm nahi aati DAARHI rakh ke takr marte ho PATHAN :oye bibi ye

Pathan hum nay 1 aesa cheez banaya

Pathan: hum nay 1 aesa cheez banaya hay jis se hum diwar k us paar dekh sakta hay Angraiz: WoW Zabardast Khan saab wo

pathan to wife in romantic

*. . .Pathan to wife: in romantic mode, Meri jan kia aj humse naraz hai?wife: nahi tu? Pathan: tu phir aj humari taraf monh

What is common between allama iqbal gandhi

What is common between allama iqbal, gandhi and qaid-e-azam? Pathan replied All r born on govt holidays:-) *Geo PATHAN Geo*:-)

Aik pathan ko sari rat machron ne

Aik pathan ko sari rat machron ne buht tang kia.,. Pathan ka dimagh ghoma… Pathan ny zehar pee lia aur bola,”ab kato!! Sab k

Pathan larki chod raha tha chilai

Pathan larki chod raha tha, larki chilai ufffffff… aahaahhhhh…. pathan ne pucha, soda bara hai?? Girl; nahi, thook naswar wala hai, Jalan ho rahi

Ek pathan interview k lye gaya

Ek pathan interview K lye gaya. interviewer : “Where is abu dabi?” pathan: “jis qabrastan me meri Ami Dabi, wahi per Abu dabi…!!!

Baap munay aj asman se ek

BAAP: ! ! ! ! MUNAY AJ ASMAN SE EK LARKI AYEGE AUR TUMHER EK CHOTI MUNI GIFT KAR JAEGE ! ! ! !

1 pathan ne football match me lagatar

1 pathan ne football match me lagatar 6 goal kiye phir b pathan ko buhat maar pari . . . . . . q

Pathan ne gair qanoni ghr bnaya ksi

Pathan Ne Gair qanoni Ghr Bnaya Ksi Ne Mashwra Dya Ghr pe Aisi Chalking Kro K Police Smjhe ye Purana Ghr Ha Pathan Ne

Pathan india gaya wahan barish ho

Pathan India Gaya.. Wahan Barish Ho Rahi Thi.. Uss Ne Mander Mein Ja Ke kali mata Ko Bahir Phenk Dya Aur Bola.. ‘Kadi Naha

Sta da yare mey koshishona okral laka

sta da yare mey koshishona okral laka cricket mey so machona okral zulfe che sta rata rayade shuwale ma da raqeeb sara tasona okral

Teacher dehli me qutub minar hai

Teacher: Dehli me Qutub minar hai. PATHAN class me so rha tha Teacher ny usy jagaya or ghusey sy kaha Btao mainy kia kaha?

Pathanduniya ka sub se purana janwar konsa

Pathan:Duniya ka sub se purana janwar konsa hai.. ? Sardar:Zebra.. Pathan:Wo kesey.. ? Sardar:Oye pagal wo abhi tak Black and White hai… ! 😛

1 pathan ne apni bhabi ko jan

1 pathan ne apni Bhabi ko jan se mar diya! Logon ne pucha k tum ne apni bhabi ko kyun mara? Pathan bola: O

Pathan sardar say yara hum shadi kar

Pathan sardar say, yara hum shadi kar raha hai, Sardar: Kon hai wo kush naseeb? pathan: Munni Sardar: Abe wo to bohat badnaam horhi

Aik larki train me bethi book parh

Aik Larki Train Me Bethi Book Parh Rhi Thi Book ka Nam Tha ‘THE MAN’ Pechy Pathan Behta Chupky Se Wo Book Parh Rha

Ma da khazan pa wacho pano ke

Ma da khazan pa wacho pano ke ashna latawa, Ya me dunya ke da alamo na juda latawa. Ka pa dunya v khushali za

Pia flight me captain anouncmnt k bad

PIA flight me Captain anouncmnt k bad mike OFF krna bhul gya Captain ne apne co-pilot dost se kaha: ‘Abi me 1 cup coffee

Pathan ne 30 rupe ki lotry li

Pathan Ne 30 Rupe Ki Lotry Li.. 1 Crore Ka Inaam Nikla… Tax Kat Kar 90Lac Mile, Pathan Bola, Hum Ko Poora Pesa Chahye

Teacherbare hokr kia bano gaypathanmera bap kehta

Teacher:Bare hokr kia bano gay?Pathan:Mera bap kehta hy jitna marzi parh, wo nahi ban sakta jo chahta hy.Teacher:kia banna chahty ho?Pathan:‘LADY DOCTOR’

Pathan washroom main betha thasamney likha thapaani

Pathan washroom main betha tha.Samney likha thaPaani ka zeyaada istmaal karien.Pathan 3 lottay pani pee gaya.

Pathan balooch sy ek din k liye

PATHAN BALOOCH SY EK DIN K LIYE APNE SHALWAR TO DENA BALOOH:KYON APNY DADA KO PEHNAE GA KIYA? PATHAN:NAHI HUM NY SHADI MAIN TENT

Pathan cycle pe apni behn k sath

Pathan Cycle pe apni behn k sath jarha tha Ksi ne awaz lgai: ‘Khan sab mashoq ko ghuma rhy ho?’ Khan gusse se: O

Pathan larki say i love

Pathan : larki say I love you Larki: tammeez say batt karo. Pathan: ‘ bismilah hir rehman nir raheem ‘ Aslam-o-Alikum.. I love you…

Pathan sotay waqt apny pass 2 glass

Pathan sotay waqt apny pass 2 glass rakhta tha 1 pani wala or 1 pani k baghair Q? . . Q k . .

1st pathan o yara bike kyun taiz

1st Pathan: O yara bike kyun taiz krdi….? 2nd Pathan: break fail ho gaya hai is se pehle k accident ho jaye jaldi se

Interviewer let me check your english

Interviewer: Let me check your english……. Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good. Pathan: Bad Interviewer: Come Pathan: Go Interviewer: Ugly Pathan: Pichlli Interviewer:

Sardar ji to pathan khan saab aapki

Sardar ji to Pathan: Khan saab aapki sab se barri taaqat kya hai? Pathan: Hamara beta. Sardar ji: Aur sabse barri kamzori? Pathan: TUMHARA

In ulfat ki rahon mein dhoka na

In ulfat Ki RAHON Mein Dhoka na dena, ?.! Ay-Dost !?. Mera Yakeen Tujh Pe aisa hai Jese Pathan ka Naswar Par?

Sindhi hum talem me peche hyn

SiNDHi : Hum Talem me peche hyn, PNJABi : Hm jobs me peche hyn, BALOCHi : Hm Fashion me peche hyn PTHAN : Hum

Pathan ko gali me se 1000 ka

Pathan ko gali me se 1000 ka note mila, Jis pe likha tha ‘EID MUBARAK’ Us ne apni jaib se 1000 ka note nikala

1 makrani ne pathan ko khaney per

1 Makrani ne 1 pathan ko khaney per bulayakhana khaty waqt pathan ka Makrani se zabardst phadda hogaya Q K.Makrani usey bar bar keh

pthan ki shadi hwe pehli rat

*. .Pthan ki shadi hwe pehli rat B.V ki shalwar Utari r cnfuse hogya BV: Kya hwa? Pthan: Yeh system hmari samajh se bahir

Peshawar aur osk muzafat mey light jane

‘PESHAWAR’ AUR OSK MUZAFAT MEY LIGHT JANE KA WAQT HOWA CHAHTA HY ! ! ! BAQQI LOG APNI MAKAMI WAQT KE MUTABIK APNE WAPDA

Pathans love letter mera pyara shabnam

Pathan’s Love Letter: . ‘Mera Pyara Shabnam Baji, Salam! . Baji aaj ham tumko apna dil ka baat batana chata hai . Khuda ka

Mata khpal naseeb maloom dai zaka chup

mata khpal naseeb maloom dai zaka chup yam. rabb zama pa haal khabar dai zaka chup yam. da pradoo na gilla na kawam malgaroo.

Kesc main job ayi ha sallary rs

KESC main job ayi ha sallary Rs 20000 karna hai to reply karo ziada mehnat ka kaam nai hai’bus bijlli ki taron per geella

Che gulaan we bulbolan ba khama kha

CHE GULAAN WE BULBOLAN BA KHAMA KHA WE CHE WE KHALAK ASHIQAN BA KHAMA KHA WE DASE NAKEGE CHE GUL WE AZGHEY NA WE

Sardaryar mjhe safar main nend nai ati

Sardar:yar mjhe safar main nend nai ati. .......Pathan :To tm rabi-ul-awal main so jaya kro… 😛

Pathan ka aita awaaz adal ker apnay

Pathan ka ßaita Awaaz ßadal ker Apnay Master ko çall kerta Hy.. ‘Maira ßaita Aaj Theek Nahi Hy, Aaj Nahi Aa §akta’ Master Awaaz

Pathan dr sey sahab plastic surgery

Pathan Dr. sey: Dr. Sahab plastic surgery karwaney mein kitna kharcha ayega Dr. : 5 lakh rupey Pathan – agar PLASTIC hum den to?

1 pathan 15 sal allah se ro

1 Pathan 15 sal ALLAH se ro ro kr aulad k lye dua mangta raha, 1 din Pthan k pas frishta aya or bola,

Sab pakistanio se guzarish hy k chand

SAB PAKISTANIO SE GUZARISH HY K CHAND DINO K LEYEA CHOTA PISHAP BATHROOM MEY NA KARE BALKE SHOPER MEY PACK KAR K ‘WAPDA’ KE

mehmaan mein jab chai peeta

*. . .Mehmaan: Mein jab Chai peeta hoon to aapki billi mera mou Q dekhti hai,? Pathan: Yeh buhat taiz hai, apna piyala pehchaan