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Pathan SMS Messages

Aik pathan ko sari rat machron ne

Aik pathan ko sari rat machron ne buht tang kia.,. Pathan ka dimagh ghoma… Pathan ny zehar pee lia aur bola,”ab kato!! Sab k

Aik train ulatnay ka case adalat mein

Aik Train ulatnay ka Case Adalat mein tha. Train ka Driver jo ke Pathan tha, Us se Poocha ke tumne Train Patri se kiu

Ek pathan apna mobile qabristan men dafna

Ek Pathan apna Mobile Qabristan men dafna rha tha..Man: Ye kya kar rahe ho?....Pathan: Yaara dukan wale ne kha he k Mobile DEAD ho

Sardar yaar larkiyon ko shaadi k baad

Sardar: Yaar Larkiyon ko Shaadi k baad ‘BEGUM’ kyun kehte hein? Pathan: Simple, Shaadi k baad Larkiyon k saray Gham Shohar k Galay parr

3 pathanon ko phansi hone lgi

…3 Pathanon ko Phansi hone lgi. Pehly ko Phansi lagai to Rassa dheela hone ki waja se wo Neeche Pani men ja gira Or

Haal da zra ba darta wayam che

Haal da zra ba darta wayam che ta rashe Daagh da zra ba darta khayam che ta rashe Be la tana me tamam umar

Aik musafir ko pathan k pas raat

aik musafir ko pathan k pas raat guzarni pari,dushmn ne ghera dal dia,musafir ghbra gia,pathan ne tassuli di k to be fikr qatl ho

Pathan wapda office fone kr k bolajanab

Pathan Wapda office fone kr k bola:Janab light band kr do Wapda wala:kyun sir Pathan:wo yara hamaray dimagh me aik nya gaali aya hai

Pathan khudkushi pr tqreer kr rha tha

Pathan Khudkushi pr tqreer kr rha tha Khudkushi Hram hy Zulm hy Gunah hy Buzdili hy Pagalpun hy Aisi haram mot marne se behtr

Spelani ghwandey me zaan ta dar logay

Spelani ghwandey me zaan ta dar logay ka, kho ma khpalo toro stargo ta nizday ka, da janan da jadogaro zalfo baada, Laka mraway

Teacher pathan studnt se batao pakistan ka

Teacher Pathan Studnt se: batao pakistan ka jhanda sab se pahlay kahan lagaya gaya, Pathan: . . . . . . . .Danday me..:-)

judge khan tum nay lady sho

@ Judge Khan tum nay lady S.H.O ki ezzat Q luti? KHAN Judge Sab S.H.O Sahiba nay khud ham ko hukum dia k KHAN

Pathan sardar se yara hum shadi kr

Pathan Sardar Se: Yara Hum Shadi Kr Raha Hai. Sardar: Kon Hai Wo Kush Naseeb Us Larki Ka Naam Kya Hai? Pathan: Munni Sardar:

Pathan doctormere bete ny chabi kha li

Pathan: Doctor,mere bete ny chabi kha li hai Dr: Kab? Pathan 3 maah pehle Dr:Tum abi tk kia kr rahy thay? Pathan: Hum duplicate

A pathan goes to a hotel and

A Pathan goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The

2 aadmi motor cycle pr pankha ly

2 Aadmi Motor Cycle pr Pankha ly kr Ja rhy thy, Pankha Hwa sy GhoOm rha tha. Ek Pthan ny Dekh liya or 500

Teacher tumhare abbu ka kya naam hai

Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai? Pathan: Google Khan Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua? Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond

Pathan balooch sy ek din k liye

PATHAN BALOOCH SY EK DIN K LIYE APNE SHALWAR TO DENA BALOOH:KYON APNY DADA KO PEHNAE GA KIYA? PATHAN:NAHI HUM NY SHADI MAIN TENT

Aik khan ka khota gum ho gyana

Aik khan ka khota gum ho gya,Na milne pr wo darakht pr char k beth gya. Itifaq seNechy 1 lrki or lrka a kr

1 pathan qasaai ban gaya jab wo

1 pathan Qasaai ban gaya., Jab wo pehla janwar zibah karnay laga to confuse ho gaya aur bhool gaya k churi pheirtey huwey kya

Pathan khuda ka shukar hai k pakistan

Pathan: Khuda ka Shukar hai k Pakistan 13 August ko Aazad nahi hua. Dost (Hairaan hoty huye): Q? Pathan: Phir hum 14 August kese

Pathan english sekhny k lye obama pas

Pathan english sekhny k lye Obama k pas gia, 3.Monthsbad wapas aya to patha ko OBAMA ka phone aya Pathan:HI OBAMA how r u?

aik admi pathan ko maar raha

*’* Aik Admi PATHAN Ko Maar Raha Tha, Logun Ne Pucha K Q Maar Rahe Ho Bhai ? To Wo Bola 1 GHANTE Se

Sab pakistanio se guzarish hy k chand

SAB PAKISTANIO SE GUZARISH HY K CHAND DINO K LEYEA CHOTA PISHAP BATHROOM MEY NA KARE BALKE SHOPER MEY PACK KAR K ‘WAPDA’ KE

1 pathan murgiyon se bola agr

1 PATHAN Murgiyon Se Bola Agr Tum Sab Ne Kal 5,5 Andy Na DiYe To Sab Ka Zulfiqar Mirza K Haathon Wo Haal Krwaonga

Pathan army ma bhrti howa 2 din

PATHAN ARMY MA BHRTI HOWA 2 DIN BAD JANG SHURU HOGAI PATHAN K HELMET PE GOLI LAGI PATHAN GUN PHAINK K BHAG GYA OR

Pathan ki tang main gehra cut lug

PATHAN KI TANG MAIN GEHRA CUT LUG GAYA NURSE:IS MAIN DUS TANKY LAGY GY. PATHAN:KITNA KHARCHA HOGA? NURSE:3000 PATHAN:TANKA LAGWANA HY KARHAE NAHI KARWANI..

Ak pathan ki bus nehar main gir

ak pathan ki bus nehar main gir gai. Police:bus nehar main kesy giri? Pathan:pta nai Police:Q Pathan:aj condector ni aya tha to main pechy

Che watan matam vee aow pa hr

Che WATAN Matam Matam Vee, Aow Pa Hr Koor Kii Gham Vee, Che Barood Vee Da Asmana, Aow Da Zmakey Lande Bom Vee, Che

1pathanka hath machine main akrkatgya us

1’PATHAN’Ka Hath Machine Main Akr’KAT’Gya Us K DOST Afsos Krny K Liye Aye Kehny Lagy, Shukar Kro K Tumhra ‘SEEDHA’Hath Nhi Kata, Wrna Tm

Zindagi to larki se chalti hy faraz

Zindagi to ?Larki? se chalti hy FARAZ?! ?Larkon? k saharay to pathan jiya karty hain

Pathantm ne mje dokha dia hy

Pathan:Tm ne mje dokha dia hy. Dukandar:Sir mene apko asli radio dia hy. Pathan:Radio pr MADE in JAPAN hy Or On karo to khta

Pathan ki wife maleria se kaanp rahi

Pathan ki wife Maleria se kaanp rahi thi Doctor: Kya huwa hai ise? Pathan: Beemari ka to pata nai bus subha se ‘Vibration’pe lagi

Ptcl or mobile ek pathan ki girl

PTCL or Mobile Ek pathan ki girl friend ne poocha jab hamari mangani hoge tab tum mujhe ring doge? Pathan: wai zaroor dega PTCL

1 faqer pathan ky ghar aaya aor

1 faqer pathan ky ghar aaya aor kaha may allah ka mehman hon, pathan ny eska haath pakar kar masjid may lay gia aor

Pathanmujhe rat ko sapny mei kuttay football

PATHAN:Mujhe Rat Ko Sapny Mei Kuttay Football Kheltey Dikhai Dety Hain Dr:Ye Dawai Aj se Kha Lena PATHAN: Kal se Kha Loon? Dr: Q?

Pathans the0ry 0f light mo0n is

Pathan’s the0ry 0f light: ‘Mo0n is m0re important dan Sun Bc0z it givz light at night whn light is needed, While Sun givz light

Teacherbare hokr kia bano gaypathanmera bap kehta

Teacher:Bare hokr kia bano gay?Pathan:Mera bap kehta hy jitna marzi parh, wo nahi ban sakta jo chahta hy.Teacher:kia banna chahty ho?Pathan:‘LADY DOCTOR’

1st dost yaar main aik dafa peshawar

1st Dost: Yaar Main Aik Dafa Peshawar Gaya Wahan Na Koi Banda Na Banday Ki Zaat.. 2nd Dost: To Phir Wahan Tha Kya? 1st

Pathan yara aj hum ne ek aesa

Pathan: yara aj hum ne ek aesa zabardst Dish banaya tum khush ho jaye gi. Sardar: chak de phattay, khan sahab ki banaya ae

pathan bhai sahab time

*. . .Pathan: Bhai sahab time kya howa Hè??? Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain! Pathan: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, ‘sab alag

Sir muhawre ka istemal karo mun me

Sir: Muhawre Ka Istemal Karo. ‘Mun Me Pani Aana’ Sardar: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko Munh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya, Mere Munh Mai

Pathans love letter mera pyara shabnam

Pathan’s Love Letter: . ‘Mera Pyara Shabnam Baji, Salam! . Baji aaj ham tumko apna dil ka baat batana chata hai . Khuda ka

Teacher duniya me kitne barr e azam hen

Teacher: Duniya me kitne Barr-e-Azam hen? Pathan: 4 Teacher: Kon Kon Se? Pathan: 1.Quaid-e-Azam 2. Sikandar-e-Azam 3.Mughal-e-Azam Or 4. Mera Abba Haji Azam.

Pathan ki girlfriend ne se pucha

Pathan ki girlfriend ne Pathan se pucha: Jab hamara mangni ho to tum humain ring de ga na? Pathan: Wai Qurban, zaroor dega ?

Ek pathan apne baap ki qabr pe

Ek pathan apne Baap ki Qabr pe gya or haal chaal pocha qabr se koi aawaz na aai pathan qabr pe likh k chala

1 pathan coleg ki larki se bola

1 Pathan Coleg ki Larki se bola I LOVE U ab tum bolo Girl: Me abi ja kr sir ko bolti hun Pathan: Pagal

1 pathan ne apni bhabi ko jan

1 pathan ne apni Bhabi ko jan se mar diya! Logon ne pucha k tum ne apni bhabi ko kyun mara? Pathan bola: O

1 sardar or american siri paaye kha

1 SARDAR or American, Siri paaye kha rahe thay. American k hath me bakray ki zaban agai. American: Wats dis? SARDAR: Lo dasso o

Pathan ne ghar ka darwaza ukhara or

”Pathan ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhara or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gaya ! 1 Admi ne poucha: Khan, Kia Darwaza Bechna hy

Sardar doctor sahib ye dawa to kahin

Sardar: doctor sahib ye dawa to kahin se nahi mil rahi. Pathan doctor: Ooh hoo.. dawai likhna to hum bhul hi gaya ye to

Ustad bhai chara ka jmla bnao

Ustad: ‘Bhai Chara’ ka jmla bnao’ PATHAN: ‘Jab Doodh wale se poochha k Doodh itna mehnga kiun bechtey ho? to us ne kaha Bhai

wife i am pregnant pathan

*. .WIFE: I am pregnant. Pathan: Per kasay? Me to 3 sal JAIL main tha! WIFE: Apki photo thi na pas. Pathan: Mujhay ulloo

Maza da jwand me pa dunya ke

Maza da jwand me pa dunya ke nishta, che me wafa khkuli Ashna ke nishta. Ya de pa mina JANAN na pohegi, Ya de

Pathan paper de raha tha larka

Pathan Paper de raha tha.. Larka: KHAN SAAB aap ki NaQal maar loon.? PATHAN: Tum hamari Naqal maro ham tumhari asal maarey ga

Sardartum ne yahoodi ko musalman kar k

Sardar:Tum ne Yahoodi ko musalman kar k dariya main q phenk diya? Pathan: O tum ne kahaawat nahi suna? ‘ Neki kar dariya main

Foji sir humey dushman ne charon

Foji : sir Humey dushman ne charon taraf se gheir liya hai Major Pathan : Excellent! Yani k ab Hum kisi bhi taraf se

Bosslikhna parhna aata hai pathanlikhna ata

Boss:Likhna parhna aata hai Pathan:Likhna ata ha parna nhi Boss:Apna nam likho pathan:Â¥%£*[email protected] Boss:Ye kia likha ha pathan:Kaha tha likhna ata ha parhna nahi

Pahan ek larki se aap mere dil

pahan ek larki se aap mere dil main aajao GIRL ghuse se : CHAPAL utaron kiya PATHAN : Pagli aise hi aa jao masjid

pathan goes for job intrview

*’* Pathan goes For job Intrview. Questin. Where is Ab Dabi,? Pathan. Jis qabrustan me hamara AMI dabi , Wahen thora dur pr Abu

Che nari waghe marghan zama pa qabar

Che Nari Waghe Marghan Zama Pa Qabar Bia De Na Jari Janan Zama Pa Qabar Bulbulan Che Pre Da Gham Sandari Wai Sa Hajat

Pathan raat ko kamre mai gaya tu

Pathan raat ko Kamre mai gaya tu Dulhan ny Doodh ka Glass diya aur bht Romantic awaz se pocha G or kuch? Pathan: Baji

Pathan sardar se yara hum shadi kr

Pathan Sardar Se: Yara Hum Shadi Kr Raha Hai. Sardar: Kon Hai Wo Kush Naseeb Us Larki Ka Naam Kya Hai? Pathan: Munni Sardar:

Eid ke liye pathan apne shoes lane

Eid ke liye pathan apne liye shoes lane gya tu pathan ka paoo itna bara tha jo os ko koi shoes paoo main pura

Pathan lhr me apni wife ko phone

Pathan LHR me apni wife ko phone krta hy nokrani ne phone recieve kia pathan: Begam Saheba se baat krvao nokrani: Wo to sahab

Aaj phir ek pathan pit gaya

Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya: Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Gaya, Aur Wahan Dekha Sab Seenay Pe Haath Maar Rahy Hain. Pathan Samajh

Pathan ne 1 college khola par

Pathan ne 1 college khola Par kisi ne bhi admission nahi liya, sub confused thay. Guess why? ? ? College ka naam tha WOMEN

Baap sardar yaar musibat k waqt

Baap Sardar : yaar musibat k waqt gadhe ko bhi baap bnana parhta he Pathan : Yaar bari baat he k teri amma man

1 pathan buji hoi segret pi raha

1 Pathan Buji hoi Segret Pi Raha tha Kisi Ne Pucha yeh kaisi Segret Pi Rahe Ho is Me To Dowan Hi Nahi Hai?

Teacher qaid e aazam aur allama iqbal main kia

Teacher: Qaid-e-Aazam Aur Allama Iqbal Main Kia Cheez Same Hai? Pathan: Dono Chutti Wale Din Paida Howe…:-)

Pathan agr mere hath me hukumat ho

Pathan. Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don. Wife: Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to badal Lo, Subha se

Shadi ki salgira pr pathan apni bv

Shadi Ki Salgira Pr Pathan Apni BV k LyE Gulab Ka Phool Le K Aaya BV: Muje Ye Nhi Chahiye, Koi Sony Ki Cheez

Pathan ne rishtay k lie tasweer khinchwai

Pathan ne rishtay k lie tasweer khinchwai to Backgrond me gadha b a gaya , Pathan ne tasweer k saath ye likh kr Bheja:

Teacher main teri maa hoti tou tujhy

Teacher: Main teri Maa Hoti Tou Main Tujhy 2 Din Main Sudhaar Deti … Pathan: Madam, Kal Tak Main Apne Papa Sy Mashwara Kar

1 pathan pilot jahaz land karne per

1 Pathan Pilot Jahaz Land Karne Per Bohat Khush Hua: Neeche Staff Ne Usey Hatho Hath Dhar Lia Aur Airman Uski Wardi Utarne Main

Pathan ne machis ki tili jalai nhi

Pathan ne machis Ki tili jalai nhi jali dusri jalai nhi jali tisri jalai wo jal gai to Pathan ne jaldi se bujha di

Pathan ki bv raat kafi ho gai

Pathan ki bv: Raat kafi ho gai hy, KHAN Sb nhi aye, Zurur koi Larki ka chakar hoga, Pathan ki maa: Hamesha bura hi

Aik ladki darya par nahane gayi uska

Aik Ladki darya par nahane gayi uska kutta bhi 7 tha. jiska name tha ‘KUCH KUCH’ nahate waqt kutta iske kaprey le kar bhag

Bacho ka dushman sex ki dukan

BACHO KA DUSHMAN SEX KI DUKAN ! ! I AM PATHAN ! ! NA CHOOT KI ARZU NA MAM’MO PE DEHAN ! ! I

Reporter hukumat ny sawat malakand mutasreen ki

Reporter: Hukumat ny sawat malakand mutasreen ki bht help ki hy.Kapray, pani, camp, khana sb dia hy. Pathan:Khak help kia hy. Niswar to bheja

3 pathan bed pe so rahay thay

3 Pathan Bed pe so rahay thay Teeno ko Jaga tang ho rahi thi 1 Pathan Bed se utar k nechay so gya 2nd

Pathan ki teacher ne usko message kiya

Pathan ki teacher ne usko message kiya ‘i miss u’ bohut dair sochny k baad pathan nay jawaab diya: ‘i student u’..

1 pathan 15 saal se allah ro

1 pathan 15 saal se ALLAH se ro ro k aur gr gra k aulad k liye dua mangta raha. 1 din pathan k

Bossek acha sa shesha lao jisme mujhe

Boss:Ek acha sa SHESHA lao jisme mujhe mera moun dikhayi de, . . . . . . . Pathan:Boss nhi mila mai sb dukan

1 pathan ne football match me lagatar

1 pathan ne football match me lagatar 6 goal kiye phir b pathan ko buhat maar pari . . . . . . q

Khan to bv oye kocha tum beauty

Khan to BV Oye kocha tum beauty parlor ja k threading na karvaya karo’ BV- Q? Khan- Oye chota chota monchon k sath tum

Pathan apney bhai se tum hamari shadi

Pathan apney bhai se: tum hamari shadi par kya khaas kam kro gey? bhai: sub log hawai firing karty hen lakin hum apki shadi

Pathan sharab peeta raha aur rota

Pathan sharab peeta raha aur rota raha Ek admi na pocha: Kya howa khan sahab Pathan: Jis larki ka nam bhulana chahta hon us

Sta da yare mey koshishona okral laka

sta da yare mey koshishona okral laka cricket mey so machona okral zulfe che sta rata rayade shuwale ma da raqeeb sara tasona okral

Pathan ko apna gadha bechna tha

Pathan ko apna ‘GADHA ‘ bechna tha, Us ne apne dost ko Khat likha, Akhroot Khan, Agar tere Ko kabhi kisi gadhey ki zarorat

Sa umer pas chi mi janan waleedai

sa umer pas chi mi janan waleedai. pa wacha zmaka mi baran walidai. mata was khpal haal da zargi na waei. ma ye pa

50 pathan 1 kashti mein sawar thy

50 pathan 1 kashti mein sawar thy. Achanak kashti Ruk gai, 0r Sab Doob gaey Kese? Pathan jo thy Sab . . . .

Pathan fone karne pco gaya larki

Pathan fone karne PCO gaya Larki muskura k boli: Khan Sahab kidhar karna ha? Khan Sahab sharma kar bola: Kursi pe mushkil hoga, zamin

1 baar exam me question aya hips

1 baar exam me question aya hips par essay likho To Pathan apni pant khol kar hips dekh rha tha, tabhi ek bacha bola,

Ek pathan mobile company main job k

Ek Pathan Mobile Company Main Job K Liye Gaya: . 1st Ques K Answer Pe He Usay Maar K Bhaga Diya Gaya. . .

American can u swim pathan no

American: Can U swim? Pathan: No Amrican: Dog is Better than U bcz it Swims Pathan: Can U Swim? Amrican: Yes Pathan: whats the

Boy jaanparda kar lo aagey sindhion ka

‘Boy: jaan,Parda kar Lo aagey Sindhion ka muhalla hai Thori door jaaney k baad Larki naqab utha k boli: Jaan ab TuM parda karo

Pathan kachra paenkny gya to wahan likha

pathan kachra paenkny gya to wahan likha tha. …kutta kachra paenk raha ha….? pathan hansa or bola.. kachra hum ne paenka or naam zardari

Ek pathan cycle ka break haath

Ek Pathan Cycle Ka Break Haath Me Lekar Naach Raha Tha , 2nd Khan,’O Kocha Ye Kya Karta Hai..?’ Pathan… ‘BREAK DANCE’. 🙂

Ek sindhi aur pathan ka interview tha

Ek Sindhi Aur Pathan ka Interview Tha: Sindhi se: Q: Taleem A: B.A Q: Pakistan kab bana? A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per

Zardari tumhain tairnaswiming ata hy pathan nhi

Zardari: Tumhain tairna(swiming) ata hy? Pathan: Nhi Zardari: Tum se acha to kutta(dog) hy! Pathan: Tumhain tairna ata hy? Zardari: Yes Pathan: Tum main

1 pathan ne akhbar main add dekha

1 Pathan Ne akhbar main add Dekha: ‘Purana Mobile Do or New Mobile Lo’ WO Us Adress Pe Gya, Wahan Koi Shop Nai Thi,

Pathan yaara hum bohat pareshan hai sardar

Pathan: Yaara Hum bohat Pareshan hai. Sardar: Kyun Khan Saab? Pathan: Yaara 2 ghanta ho gaya hai koi humain, ‘Battery Low’ k Naam se

Mareez doctor sahib ye dawa to

Mareez : Doctor Sahib Ye Dawa To Kahin Se Nahi Mil Rahi Pathan Doctor: 0oo Ho.. Dawai Likhna To Hum Bhol Hi Gaya Ye

Bhadur khan aik dafa ka zikar hai

Bhadur Khan… Aik dafa ka zikar hai k aik pathan kisi k ghar gaya door pe knock kia ander se awaz i k kon

Pathan yar me 2 mushkilon phans gaya

Pathan: Yar Me 2 Mushkilon Me Phans Gaya Hon Friend: Wo Kon C Pathan: Biwi Makeup Kare To Kharcha Naqabil e Bardasht AuR Na

Kisi ne 1 pathan ko sms kiya

KISI NE 1 PATHAN KO SMS KIYA K AGAR ZAHEEN HO TO 200 OR AGAR HOSHIYAR HO TO 300 KA LOAD KRO PATHAN NE

2 pathan brother in exam hall teachertum

2 pathan brother in exam hall…. teacher:tum dono ne apne father ka naam different Q likha hai? pathan: tum phr bolta k hum ne

Ak pathan restey key ley tasveer khechwa

ak pathan restey key ley tasveer khechwa raha tha bachground mai ghadha(donkey)bhe aa gaya pathan ney tasveer key sath ye lekh kr bheja k

Ek raat pathan ki biwi ne ka

ek raat pathan ki biwi ne raat ka khana bahir road pe laga dia PATHAN ye kya kiya biwi AAP NE HI BOLA THA

Pathan to dr milk pene se rang

Pathan to Dr: Milk pene se Rang gora hota he kia? Dr: Han milk me calcium hota he islye. Pathan: Chal jhote phir bhens

Pathan ne biwi ka sadqa utara

PATHAN ne Biwi ka sadqa utara 15 ka aur us mein 85 dal k card load karwa liaBiwi: ye kya kia?PATHAN : Sadqa gharib

Pathan new car laya dost bolayaar is

PATHAN new Car laya. dost bola:yaar is pr kuch aisa likhwa k pata chale ye pathan ka gari ha. Pathan ne 4ro gates pe

Khan 2 frnd ye table pe admi

Khan 2 Frnd: Ye table pe admi ha,mujhe buhat bura lagta ha Frnd: us pe to 4 admi hain Khan: wo jiska moochein hein!

Ek pathan mobile company main job k

Ek Pathan Mobile Company Main Job K Liye Gaya: . 1st Ques K Answer Pe He Usay Maar K Bhaga Diya Gaya. . .

Pathan boht deir se apni hasin mengetar

Pathan boht Deir se apni Hasin mengetar ko dekh rha tha LRKI Shrma k, Kya Dekh rhe ho khan: Hum Soch rha tha k

Pathan ki bivi aaj aapne pehli

Pathan ki Bivi: Aaj Aapne Pehli Baar Aage Se Kiya Hai Naa. Pathan: Laanat Ho Load shedding Waalon Par,…! Mere se zina krwa diya!

Pathan ne parosan ko letter me likha

Pathan ne Parosan ko Letter Me Likha I LOVE U Or Phir Niche Ye b Likh dia Mene English Me is lye Likha hai

Pathan ne makhi k dono pr kat

Pathan ne makhi k dono pr kat diye aur kaha‘Ur ja’ Wo na uri to Pathan ne kaha: Tajarbe se sabit hua k agr

2 pathan bhag bahg k masjid main

!!2 pathan bhag bahg k masjid main puhnchy.. !!Namaz k bad 1 bola shukar hy bajamat namaz phrd li, !!2sra pathan bola: !!Han yar

Pathan ne ghar ka darwaza ukhara or

”Pathan ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhara or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gaya ! 1 Admi ne poucha: Khan, Kia Darwaza Bechna hy

14 august pathan ne aik buzrug se

14 August Pathan Ne Aik Buzrug Se Kuch Poocha. Buzrug Ne Usay Thappar Mara. Dosre Admi Ne Kaha Q Mara? Pathan Bola Yara Hamne

Pathan ghusse mai shahrukh khan ne

Pathan Ghusse Mai: Shahrukh khan ne Pathano ka Izzat Mitti Mai Mila Diya . Dost: Woh kaise? Pathan: ‘ wo My Name is Khan’

Molvi ne pathan se phocha gusal k

Molvi ne pathan se phocha: ‘Gusal k kiitne farz hain’ Pathan: 3 Molvi: ‘Shabash kon kon se?’ Pathan: Shampo, Sabun Or Tolya.

Pathan office se wapis aa raha tha

Pathan office se wapis aa raha tha Rastay mein 1 larka mila Usne pathan ko kaha: ‘Tumhari biwi kisi ki shadi mei naach rahi

Pathan dhobi seistari k kitnay lo gay

Pathan Dhobi Se:Istari k kitnay lo gay,? Dhobi: 50 rupay Pathan ne 50 rupay diye, aur .. Istari Utha kar bhaag geya.

Bacha apni ami se gol gappay wala

Bacha apni ami se: Gol Gappay wala aya hai mein Gol Gappay khaon ga Maa: Haan lo beta ye lo paise aur Gol Gappay

Pathan sir k bal jaldi safaid hote

Pathan: sir k bal jaldi safaid hote hai neche k Q nai 2nd pthn:Q k neche k bal sir k bal se 15saal chote

Pathan ek hindu se yaar apne murde

Pathan Ek hindu se: Yaar apne murde ko jala k zaya mat kia karo, Hindu: Khan sahab to phir kia kare? Pathan: Humko do

Yaara tuhfa ki messegoona wakhla zama da

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