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Pathan SMS Messages

Pathan raat ko kamre mai gaya tu

Pathan raat ko Kamre mai gaya tu Dulhan ny Doodh ka Glass diya aur bht Romantic awaz se pocha G or kuch? Pathan: Baji

Pathan driver road accident kerne par pakra

Pathan Driver, Road accident kerne par pakra gaya… Judge: Accident kaisay hoa!! Pathan: Khuda ki kasam ham ko nahe pata… , , , Ham

Pathan meri shadi nhi hoti dostaap mazar

Pathan: meri shadi nhi hoti Dost:aap mazar pr dua kro NEXT YEAR Dost: kia hua Pathan: nhi hoi Dost: kon se mazar par dua

Sardar n pathan ja rahey they un

Sardar n Pathan ja rahey they un ko 1000 ka not mila.. Sardar: Chalo fifty fifty le letey hen.. Pathan: Baqaya 900 rupy da

1 kabutar pathan ko tang kar raha

1 Kabutar Pathan Ko Tang Kar Raha Tha, Pathan Ne Usy Pakar Liya Or Usy MAarne Ka Faisla Kar Liya, Wo Usy Chhath Pe

19 pathans went to watch movie in

19 pathans went to watch movie in cinema But why 19? Because, it was written outside the cinema. . . . . . .

Tum so k utho tumhare upar rehmat

Tum SO K Utho Tumhare upar REHMAT ho Tum DUPAHAR ko Utho Tumhare upar REHMAT ho Tum SHAM ko Utho Tumhare upar REHMAT ho

Baap sardar yaar musibat k waqt

Baap Sardar : yaar musibat k waqt gadhe ko bhi baap bnana parhta he Pathan : Yaar bari baat he k teri amma man

Zardari tumhain tairnaswiming ata hy pathan nhi

Zardari: Tumhain tairna(swiming) ata hy? Pathan: Nhi Zardari: Tum se acha to kutta(dog) hy! Pathan: Tumhain tairna ata hy? Zardari: Yes Pathan: Tum main

Baap munay aj asman se ek

BAAP: ! ! ! ! MUNAY AJ ASMAN SE EK LARKI AYEGE AUR TUMHER EK CHOTI MUNI GIFT KAR JAEGE ! ! ! !

Bloud group doctor says to pathan appka

Bloud Group… Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se hamara

Kala gull kala khazan bahar sham za

Kala gull kala khazan kala bahar sham.. Kala za da yar pa stargo k khumar sham.. Kala kala me da zaana zargay tor she..

Saza dene wale razaa puchte hai

saza dene wale razaa puchte hai jeene ki humse vajah puchte hai dete hai khud hi zeharhumko aakar phir kitna huya hai asar puchte

Pathan sharaab peetey huay bv se

PATHAN SHARAAB PEETEY HUAY BV SE; TUM KON HO? BV; PAGAL HO GAY HO KIYA? APNI BV KO BHOOL GAYE? PATHAN; NASHA HER GHAM

Hasi da khkulo tangawal me lagi

Hasi Da ‘KHKULO’ Tangawal Me Lagi, Siraf Pa ‘GHAIG’ K Ra’NEWAL’ Me Lagi, Da ‘GHALAT’ Kaar Na Me ‘TOBA’ TOBA’ Da, Hasi Pa ‘MAKH’

Sardar aao race lagatay hain jo haara

Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega. Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom. Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay

Teacher 1877 ko kya hua tha

Teacher: 1877 Ko kya hua tha? PATHAN: I don’t know Tchr: Stupid,Quaid.e.Azam Peda Hue Thay 1881 ko Kya Hua tha? Pathan: Quaid.e.azam 4 Sal

Train station pe ruki 1 aadmi

Train station pe ruki 1 Aadmi ne sath baithy Pathan se pocha Konsa station hai? Pathan ne bahir daikha Or bola Lagta hy Railway

Pathanmujhe rat ko sapny mei kuttay football

PATHAN:Mujhe Rat Ko Sapny Mei Kuttay Football Kheltey Dikhai Dety Hain Dr:Ye Dawai Aj se Kha Lena PATHAN: Kal se Kha Loon? Dr: Q?

Pathan se interview me pucha gya

Pathan se Interview me pucha gya: ‘Apko kitny saalon ka Experience hy? Pathan: 3 saalon ka Wese 2 saaliyan b hain mgr humko un

Pathan ko 1 lawaris bandar mila wo

Pathan ko 1 Lawaris Bandar mila Wo Usay Police Station le gya Inspector: Isay Zoo le jao Agly roz inspector ne Pathan ko Bandar

Pathan yaara hum bohat pareshan hai sardar

Pathan: Yaara Hum bohat Pareshan hai. Sardar: Kyun Khan Saab? Pathan: Yaara 2 ghanta ho gaya hai koi humain, ‘Battery Low’ k Naam se

Pathan apne bap se mjhe shadi

Pathan apne Bap se : mjhe shadi krni hy Abbu: beta kis k sath? Pathan: Dadi k sath Abbu : Begherat wo meri Maa

Policeman pathan se jail me kese aye

Policeman pathan se: JAIL me kese Aye ho? Pthan: Oh yara bas kia batao, GEO ki LARKI Interview leny ayi thi Us k seenay

Miss pathan apni miss se kal apne

Miss Pathan apni miss se: Miss kal apne muje call q ki the? Miss: mene to ap ko koi call nhi ki.. Pathan: To

1 pathan aaina dekh k sochny laga

1 Pathan Aaina Dekh k sochny laga, Yara isko kahen dekha hay’ thori dair sochne k baad: O Lala! ye tu woi hay jo

Sardar yaar larkiyon ko shaadi k baad

Sardar: Yaar Larkiyon ko Shaadi k baad ‘BEGUM’ kyun kehte hein? Pathan: Simple, Shaadi k baad Larkiyon k saray Gham Shohar k Galay parr

Pathan bar apni windows ka pasword bhool

Pathan bar bar apni windows ka Pasword bhool jata tha. Aik dafa usne socha mei…n apni windows ka pasword kya rakhon jo kabhi na

Aik pathan namaz seekhny molvi sab k

Aik pathan namaz seekhny molvi sab k pas gya. Molvi sab: Sana ati hai? Pathan: sharmate hue G Sana to nhi ati magr Bushra

La tarosa pa talash ke da khapal

LA TAROSA PA TALASH KE DA KHAPAL ZAN YAM NA POHEGAM AINE GHONTE HAIRAN YAM KA TA NAE DA STA KHAYAL BA RA SARA

Pahan ek larki se aap mere dil

pahan ek larki se aap mere dil main aajao GIRL ghuse se : CHAPAL utaron kiya PATHAN : Pagli aise hi aa jao masjid

Pathan ki taang me gehra cut lag

Pathan ki taang me gehra cut lag gaya Nurse :Is me 10 tankey lagenge . Pathan : kitna kharcha hoga . Nurse :3000 .

Teacherpappu pathan ki beti ko bhagaa kr

Teacher:’pappu pathan ki beti ko bhagaa kr ley gya’ iska future tense btao? Stdnt: Pappu ki namaz-e- janaza shaam 6 bajey banaaras py adaa

Ek pathan namaz parh raha tha doosra

ek pathan namaz parh raha tha doosra ye sahab bare namazi parhezgar aur mutaki hen PATHAN namaz tor ke bola hum ne hajj bhi

Golden opportunities 1 internet email

‘GOLDEN OPPORTUNITIES’ 1) INTERNET & EMAIL WORLD WIDE MARKETING SERVICE FOR YOUR DESIRED COUNTRY OR DESIRED PROFESSION i.e BLOG POSTING FREE POST ADS EMAIL

Mareez doctor sahib ye dawa to

Mareez : Doctor Sahib Ye Dawa To Kahin Se Nahi Mil Rahi Pathan Doctor: 0oo Ho.. Dawai Likhna To Hum Bhol Hi Gaya Ye

Pathan ne rishtay k lie tasweer khinchwai

Pathan ne rishtay k lie tasweer khinchwai to Backgrond me gadha b a gaya , Pathan ne tasweer k saath ye likh kr Bheja:

Pathanairhostess k mammy par laga badge

Pathan:airhostess k Mammy par laga badge parh raha tha jis par uska naam likha tha ‘TINA’. Pathan: bara khubsurat naam hy,dusray ka naam nahi

Pathan wash room me lido le ja rha

Pathan wash-room me Lido le ja rha tha, kisi ne pucha? Khan sahb ye kahan ander le ja rhe ho? Pathan: Ander likha he,

Shaikh me aj bus k peche bhagta

Shaikh: Me aj Bus k peche Bhagta hua Ghar tak aagya or kiraye k 10 Rupe Bacha liye. Pathan: Tum bohat bewaqoof ho Rakshy

Ak pathan ki bus nehar main gir

ak pathan ki bus nehar main gir gai. Police:bus nehar main kesy giri? Pathan:pta nai Police:Q Pathan:aj condector ni aya tha to main pechy

Ek pathan ko raste se 100 ka

ek pathan ko raste se 100 ka note para mila jis pe likha tha eid mubarak pathan ne uthaya aur jaib main dal ke

Ek aadmi ki ammi ke nic per

Ek Aadmi ki Ammi ke NIC per Bevah Likh Diya Gaya: Woh Admi Gusse Main Apne Baap K Saath Nadra ke Office Gaya. Aur

1 pathan nya thableg sy wapas aay

1 pathan nya nya thableg sy wapas aay to apne beve ko marnay laga .kese ny pocha keo mar rahay ho ? Pathan bhola

1 pathan buji hoi cigret pi raha

1 Pathan Buji hoi cigret Pi Raha tha Kisi Ne Pucha yeh kaisi cigret Pi Rahe Ho is Me To Dohan Hi Nahi Hai?

Pathan ki wife hamari beti 2o saal

Pathan Ki Wife: Hamari Beti 2O Saal Ki Hogai Hai Tum Jao Or 26 Saal Ka Larka Dhoondo Or 26 Ka Hi Hona Chahiye,

Mena da dilbar che me khyaluno k

Mena da dilbar che me khyaluno k razi Da naz khanda khabare me yaduno k razi Kaash che kala kala me pa wekha hum

2 pathan bank lotne gay gun

2 PATHAN bank lotne gay GUN gar bhol gay Phir b bank lot liya KAISE . Bank manager b PATHAN tha Bola GUN kal

In ulfat ki rahon mein dhoka na

In ulfat Ki RAHON Mein Dhoka na dena, ?.! Ay-Dost !?. Mera Yakeen Tujh Pe aisa hai Jese Pathan ka Naswar Par?

Pathan dentist sekya ap dard k bgar

Pathan dentist se:kya ap dard k bgar dant nekal lete hn? Dr:Nai Pathan: me nekal leta ho Dr: kese Pathan: hee hee hee hee

Ye keh kr pathan ne truck larkioon

Ye keh kr Pathan Ne truck Larkioon pe charha Dia FARAZ, Bachna ae Hasinoo Lo main aa Gaya…. . . , ., , ,

Boy jaanparda kar lo aagey sindhion ka

‘Boy: jaan,Parda kar Lo aagey Sindhion ka muhalla hai Thori door jaaney k baad Larki naqab utha k boli: Jaan ab TuM parda karo

1 faqer pathan ky ghar aaya aor

1 faqer pathan ky ghar aaya aor kaha may allah ka mehman hon, pathan ny eska haath pakar kar masjid may lay gia aor

Pathan chalte achanak ruk gaya or lunch

Pathan chalte chalte achanak ruk gaya, or lunch box khol k dekhne laga, Dost: kia hua? pathan: dekh raha tha k kaam se aa

Aik jaga per biryani taqseem ho rahi

aik jaga per biryani taqseem ho rahi thi wo biryani lene gaya , use kuch nahi mila ,woh apni b.v ka brazer utha k

Pathan ne apni bhabi ka murder krdiapolice

Pathan ne apni bhabi ka murder krdia,Police: kyun murder kia?Pathan: mere dost k pas call ai wo hans hans k bat kra tha mene

pathan maan hm bra ho k

*’* pathan, Maan hm bra ho k airforce m jaega, Maan, Beta muje kese pta chalega k ye mere bete ka jahaz h.? Pathan.

Aik dehati pathan shadi ki wapsi par

aik dehati pathan aik shadi ki wapsi par roo raha tha oor us k kapray phatay howay thay kisi nay pocha kaya how to

1 pathan ne 1 buzurg se kuch

‘1 pathan ne 1 buzurg se kuch pucha Buzurg ne 2 thapr laga dye kisi ne pathan s kha tumne kya pucha tha Pathan

pathan goes for job intrview

*’* Pathan goes For job Intrview. Questin. Where is Ab Dabi,? Pathan. Jis qabrustan me hamara AMI dabi , Wahen thora dur pr Abu

American can u swim pathan no

American: Can U swim? Pathan: No Amrican: Dog is Better than U bcz it Swims Pathan: Can U Swim? Amrican: Yes Pathan: whats the

Pathan riding a cycle cycle hits girl

Pathan riding a cycle Pathan riding a cycle, hits a Girl. Girl: Ghanti nahin mari jaati kya? Pathan: ARe Zana na ?!! Poori cycle

1 pathan fauj m bhrti hua2 din

1 pathan fauj m bhrti hua,2 din bad jang shuru hogai pathan ki topi par goli lagi,pathan hathyar phaink k bhag gaya or bola

Girl pathan sejab ap ke pas mobile

Girl Pathan se:Jab ap ke pas mobile hy or mere pas bhi mobile hy to ap ne Letter Q bheja? Pathan:O hum ne tumko

Spelani ghwandey me zaan ta dar logay

Spelani ghwandey me zaan ta dar logay ka, kho ma khpalo toro stargo ta nizday ka, da janan da jadogaro zalfo baada, Laka mraway

1 pathan car me battery lagwane

1 pathan, car me Battery lagwane gaya. Mechanic ne pocha: EXIDE ki laga don? Pathan: yar bar bar kon ayega, tu DONO SIDE ki

Aik pathan apni biw ko leke riksha

aik pathan apni biw ko leke riksha mein ja raha tha to us ne raksha wale ko bola k mujhe pata hai k sheeshay

Boss tmhen 15 din ki chhuti q

Boss: Tmhen 15 din ki chhuti q chahiyePathan: Czn ka shadi hy,Boss: Czn ki shadi mai 15 chuttiyan kyun?Pathan: Sharma k czn ka shadi

pathan to his wife kitni

*. . .Pathan to his Wife. Kitni baar kaha hai k Shalwar mein Nala Dho kar dala karo. Is ki waja se aaj mujhe

Pathan proposed his boss daughter boss tumhari

Pathan proposed his boss daughter. Boss: Tumhari salary itni bhi nahi hai ke tum use Toilet Paper dila sako. Pathan: Yar agar woh itni

Pathan 1st time jahaz pe baitha

Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha: . Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha, Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga. . Aur Bola:

Pthan mazar pe bomb rakhte hoy pakra

PTHAN ‘Mazar’ pe Bomb Rakhte Hoy Pakra Gya Logo Ne bht Maara 0r Pocha æsa Q kia.? PTHAN ko Kuch Smaj Na aaya To

Aik khan ka khota gum ho gyana

Aik khan ka khota gum ho gya,Na milne pr wo darakht pr char k beth gya. Itifaq seNechy 1 lrki or lrka a kr

Batao aisa kiya karen k saanp bhi

Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi mar jaye aur Laathi bhi na tootay ? , , PATHAN: Jootay se maar do:) Ahmad Khan=0315-4013008

Phatangehri soch me wife kya soch

PHATAN:Gehri SOCH Me! WiFE: Kya Soch Rahe Ho? PHATAN: yar Ye GEO Walo Ko Kese Pata Chalta Hai? WiFE: Kia? PHATAN: Yehi K’AP DEKH

Daant 1 pathan admi se jhagra kar

Daant 1 Pathan 1 admi se jhagra kar raha th. kehne laga main tumhaer 64 k 64 dant tor dun ga.pas khare hue 1

Pathan ko apna gadha bechna tha

Pathan ko apna ‘GADHA ‘ bechna tha, Us ne apne dost ko Khat likha, Akhroot Khan, Agar tere Ko kabhi kisi gadhey ki zarorat

1 chrsi bhung bna rha tha admi

1 Chrsi Bhung bna rha tha. Admi bola: Yar, dunya chaand pr pohanch gai or tm yahan Bhung bna rahe ho? Chrsi: Me b

Pathan hum ko shadi pr susral se

Pathan: hum ko shadi pr Susral se BMW mila hy Friend: Lekin mene to tumhare ghar koi car nhi dekhi Pathan:Oye! BMW ka matlab

Pathan 2 father hum ko 200 rupey

Pathan 2 Father: hum ko 200 rupey do, Father : kyun? pathan: hum ko sadar jana hai, cNG bus mai baghair ticket safar pe

Dostyar radio aur akhbar me kya farq

Dost;Yar radio aur akhbar me kya farq hai? Pthan kafi dear suchne k bad; yar gur karne ki bat hai k radio me ham

Da juwand pa hara lara har safar

Da juwand pa hara lara har safar de mubarak sha, Pa meena derta wayim che akhtar de mubarak sha…. FOR PASHTOON

Pathan mivaak he shopkeeper nhi hm

Pathan: Mivaak he? Shopkeeper: Nhi, hm masvaak nhi bechte. Next day, Pathan: Masvak he? Shopkeeper: Kal b btaya tha k nhi he. Next day,

Quotes of mind1 russian general in 1987

Quotes of Mind… 1. Russian General in 1987, Pathans are the most brave people ever born on the earth.these people cant be defeated by

Pathan ohum is kamre me nahe rhe

Pathan: o.hum is kamre me nahe rhe ga humko pagal smjha hy kiya? Paisa itna dia or kamra itna chota sa waiter: anni deya

Sab pakistanio se guzarish hy k chand

SAB PAKISTANIO SE GUZARISH HY K CHAND DINO K LEYEA CHOTA PISHAP BATHROOM MEY NA KARE BALKE SHOPER MEY PACK KAR K ‘WAPDA’ KE

2 pathan masjid me namaz parhne gae

2 pathan masjid me namaz parhne gae 1st pathan: chalo shukr ha namaz nai nikli 2nd Pathan: Han agr wozo k chakr me parte

Pathan ne 1st night bv ki 5

Pathan ne 1st night BV ki 5 dafa maari Subha BV nidhal prri thi Pthan: Pehli dafa aisa hi hota ha hum b 24

Pathan na apna bacha ka naam america

Pathan na apna bacha ka naam america rakh lea . Logo na pocha aap ka dushman ha america aap na apne bache ka naam

Pathan shirt k liye kapraa dikhaaaoo

Pathan: Shirt k liye kapraa dikhaaaoo Salesman: plain mein dikhaaun? Pathan: nahin, Helicopter mein dikha, Bs Pathan dekha nhi k mazak shuru!

Pathan cycle pe apni behn k sath

Pathan Cycle pe apni behn k sath jarha tha Ksi ne awaz lgai: ‘Khan sab mashoq ko ghuma rhy ho?’ Khan gusse se: O

Tum chand se khobsorat ho sitaron poch

Tum chand se khobsorat ho Sitaron se poch Lo = Tum Pholon se khobsorat ho Baharon se poch Lo Tum Larkiyon se bhi khobsurat

Pathan namaz me ro k dua kr

PATHAN NAMAZ me ro k dua kr rha tha ya ALLAH tu LAHORE ko Pakstan ka DARUL HAKUMAT BNA DE ksi ne pocha esa

Ek foriegner karachi ki sarak pr ghoom

Ek foriegner karachi ki sarak pr ghoom raha tha k uss ne dekha k 1 Pathan sarak pe peshab kr raha hai Foriegner hairaan

Ek sheedi se pathan ne poucha k

ek sheedi se pathan ne poucha k tum kon ho. sheedi:main titanic ka hero hoon. pathan hairani se bola :titanic dooba tha ya jala

A man jumpd into water didnt

A Man Jumpd into Water Didnt Come Out Anothr Man Jumpd into Water Didnt Come Out A Pathan Scientst Was Watching Concluded ‘Humans r

On 14th august august a pathan went

On 14th August… On 14th August a Pathan went a shop to purchase a Pakistani flag. The salesman gave him a flag. The Pathan

Aik pathan ne sex k liye sara

Aik pathan ne sex k liye sara saman jama kr lia Tail Condom Roi Kisi ne pocha ab kis ka intizar hai? Pathan bola:

Pathan me ne khat likha tha k

Pathan: Me ne khat likha tha k Meri Shadi pr ana,tm Q nai ay? 2nd: Muje khat mila he nai 1st: Me ne likha

Pathan maa hum bara ho k jahaz

PATHAN MAA HUM BARA HO K JAHAZ URAE GA MAA BETA MUJHE KESE PATA CHALEGA K YE MERE BETE KA JAHAZ HY PATHAN HUM

Punjabi sey pathan khan sahib kya jeans

Punjabi sey Pathan: Khan Sahib, Kya Jeans Mein Namaz Ho Jati Hy.? Pathan: Jis Ne Pehni Ho Uski Tu Ho Jati Hy, Magar Jo

pthan ki shadi hwe pehli rat

*. .Pthan ki shadi hwe pehli rat B.V ki shalwar Utari r cnfuse hogya BV: Kya hwa? Pthan: Yeh system hmari samajh se bahir

Aik ladki darya par nahane gayi uska

Aik Ladki darya par nahane gayi uska kutta bhi 7 tha. jiska name tha ‘KUCH KUCH’ nahate waqt kutta iske kaprey le kar bhag

Ek pathan mobile company main job k

Ek Pathan Mobile Company Main Job K Liye Gaya: . 1st Ques K Answer Pe He Usay Maar K Bhaga Diya Gaya. . .

Pathan main thuje phone kar rha

Pathan – main thuje phone kar rha tha par tera mobile number bhul gaya. Sardar – hatt !! Pagal! Message kar ke puch leta.

Sardar england me double story bus betha

Sardar England me double-story bus me betha condector ny usy upar bhej dia Sardar bhagta hoa neche waps Aya or bola: marwae ga kya!

Princpl school ka time 8 bje tha

Princpl: School ka Time 8 bje ka tha or Tum 9:30 baje aa Rahe ho. Pathan Student: ‘O Tum Hamara Intazaar mat kiya karo.

Pathan pehli mrtba namaz parhne gya

Pathan Pehli mrtba Namaz parhne gya Uska Nam Rahmatullah tha Imam ne slam phera Asalam o Alekum wa Rahmatullah Pathan: Wa Alekum Salam Molvi

Ae khuda mere dost ko sindhiyo

Ae KHUDA mere dost ko, : Sindhiyo jesi dolat, : Panjabiyo jesi sehat, : Balocho jesi ghairat de, : : : Baqi PATHAN0 jesi

Ek pathan bus mai jarha thasamney bethi

Ek pathan bus mai jarha tha, samney bethi aurat apny bety ko bol rhi thi jaldi ye biscuit khalo warna me un uncle ko

Pathan ghusse mai shahrukh khan ne

Pathan Ghusse Mai: Shahrukh khan ne Pathano ka Izzat Mitti Mai Mila Diya . Dost: Woh kaise? Pathan: ‘ wo My Name is Khan’

Suljhy balon wali larki sy main pochon

Suljhy Suljhy Balon Wali Larki Sy Main Pochon Ga. Uljha Uljha Rehny Wala Larka Kaisa Lagta Hai.

Pathan paper de raha tha larka

Pathan Paper de raha tha.. Larka: KHAN SAAB aap ki NaQal maar loon.? PATHAN: Tum hamari Naqal maro ham tumhari asal maarey ga

Pathan meri aulaad nahi hoti dost

PATHAN: Meri aulaad nahi hoti Dost: ap mazaar pe dua kro. NEXT YEAR Dost: kia hua? Pathan: nahi hui Dost: konsy mazar pe gae

Ek pathan interview k lye gaya

Ek pathan interview K lye gaya. interviewer : “Where is abu dabi?” pathan: “jis qabrastan me meri Ami Dabi, wahi per Abu dabi…!!!

Pathan o yaara ye bakra kitne ka

Pathan; O Yaara ye bakra kitne ka ha§? Admi; 28000 Ka Pathan Heran Ho kar; Camera Wala ha kya§? ,,,

1 pathan sookhy darya me kashti chala

1 Pathan Sookhy Darya me Kashti chala raha tha 2nd Pathan: Aisy Pathano ne hi Hamara Naam Badnam Kiya hai. Agar Hum ko Terna

Shahid afridi pathan names born in jungle

SHAHID AFRIDI Pathan Names: Born In JUNGLE: SHER KHAN In Summer: SHARBAT KHAN In War: BAROOD KHAN Near Ocean: SAMANDAR KHAN Near Garden: GUL

1 doctor bache ka sunnat karne aaya

1 DOCTOR BACHE KA SUNNAT KARNE AAYA DOC:- ! ! ! ! BETA! WO DEKO OPER SONE KA BULB LAGA HOWA HY ! !

Ek pathan galti seamandar me gir gaya

Ek pathan galti seamandar me gir gaya, doobte doobte uske haath machli aayi..use pakar kar bahar phenka or bola ja tu to apni jaan

1 aadmi pathan ko maar raha tha

1 Aadmi PATHAN Ko Maar Raha Tha, Logon Ne Poocha K Q Maar Rhey Ho? Wo BoLa SALA 1 GHANTAY SE POOCH RAHA HY

Pathan k ghar mehman aate hain ki

Pathan k Ghar Mehman Aate hain. Pathan ki Bv pathan se: Tum Hamesa Mehmanon se ulti seedhi Bat Keh Dete Ho, ab hn ki

Lo g ab peshawar k pathano ne

Lo G! Ab Peshawar K Pathano Ne Ek Aur Faisla Kya Hai. . . Agar Saudi Arab Main Baarish Hogi To. . . .

Sardar yaar me ne suna he k

Sardar: Yaar me ne suna he k BURHAPA bohat buri bimari he Pathan: Haan yaar kal is bimari se 6 bache marr gaye.

This is ghurbat faqir pathan se5 rs

This is ‘GHURBAT’ FaQir Pathan Se:5 Rs. Ka Sawal Hai Baba? Pathan: Baba Jaldi Se Sawal BataO Mujhe 5 Rupe Ki Buhat Sakhat ZarOort

Hamare ustad ji ne farmaya ke machi

HAMARE USTAD JI NE FARMAYA KE MACHI AUR BACHI KHUD PAKAR KE KAWO TU MAZA HY ! LUN AUR QANOON KABE HAT MEY NA

Pathan india gaya wahan barish ho

Pathan India Gaya.. Wahan Barish Ho Rahi Thi.. Uss Ne Mander Mein Ja Ke kali mata Ko Bahir Phenk Dya Aur Bola.. ‘Kadi Naha

Pathan ne ghar ka darwaza ukhara or

”Pathan ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhara or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gaya ! 1 Admi ne poucha: Khan, Kia Darwaza Bechna hy

Pathanairhostess k mammy par laga badge

Pathan:airhostess k Mammy par laga badge parh raha tha jis par uska naam likha tha ‘TINA’. Pathan: bara khubsurat naam hy,dusray ka naam nahi

1 pathan 15 saal se allah ro

1 pathan 15 saal se ALLAH se ro ro k aur gr gra k aulad k liye dua mangta raha. 1 din pathan k

Taxi driver aik pathan airport se bahir

Taxi Driver Aik pathan airport se bahir aya to samne taxi wala khara tha pathan ne poocha sadar jay ga taxi wale ne kaha

Pathan doodh wale se tum 2

Pathan doodh wale se: Tum 2 din se ku nahi aa rahe they.. Doodh Wala: Ap ki bhabhi ki tabiyat kharab thi.. Pathan: to

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