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Pathan SMS Messages

Ye keh kr pathan ne truck larkioon

Ye keh kr Pathan Ne truck Larkioon pe charha Dia FARAZ, Bachna ae Hasinoo Lo main aa Gaya…. . . , ., , ,

Boy jaanparda kar lo aagey sindhion ka

‘Boy: jaan,Parda kar Lo aagey Sindhion ka muhalla hai Thori door jaaney k baad Larki naqab utha k boli: Jaan ab TuM parda karo

1 faqer pathan ky ghar aaya aor

1 faqer pathan ky ghar aaya aor kaha may allah ka mehman hon, pathan ny eska haath pakar kar masjid may lay gia aor

Pathan chalte achanak ruk gaya or lunch

Pathan chalte chalte achanak ruk gaya, or lunch box khol k dekhne laga, Dost: kia hua? pathan: dekh raha tha k kaam se aa

Aik jaga per biryani taqseem ho rahi

aik jaga per biryani taqseem ho rahi thi wo biryani lene gaya , use kuch nahi mila ,woh apni b.v ka brazer utha k

Pathan ne apni bhabi ka murder krdiapolice

Pathan ne apni bhabi ka murder krdia,Police: kyun murder kia?Pathan: mere dost k pas call ai wo hans hans k bat kra tha mene

pathan maan hm bra ho k

*’* pathan, Maan hm bra ho k airforce m jaega, Maan, Beta muje kese pta chalega k ye mere bete ka jahaz h.? Pathan.

Aik dehati pathan shadi ki wapsi par

aik dehati pathan aik shadi ki wapsi par roo raha tha oor us k kapray phatay howay thay kisi nay pocha kaya how to

Baap munay aj asman se ek

BAAP: ! ! ! ! MUNAY AJ ASMAN SE EK LARKI AYEGE AUR TUMHER EK CHOTI MUNI GIFT KAR JAEGE ! ! ! !

1 pathan ne 1 buzurg se kuch

‘1 pathan ne 1 buzurg se kuch pucha Buzurg ne 2 thapr laga dye kisi ne pathan s kha tumne kya pucha tha Pathan

pathan goes for job intrview

*’* Pathan goes For job Intrview. Questin. Where is Ab Dabi,? Pathan. Jis qabrustan me hamara AMI dabi , Wahen thora dur pr Abu

American can u swim pathan no

American: Can U swim? Pathan: No Amrican: Dog is Better than U bcz it Swims Pathan: Can U Swim? Amrican: Yes Pathan: whats the

Pathan riding a cycle cycle hits girl

Pathan riding a cycle Pathan riding a cycle, hits a Girl. Girl: Ghanti nahin mari jaati kya? Pathan: ARe Zana na ?!! Poori cycle

1 pathan fauj m bhrti hua2 din

1 pathan fauj m bhrti hua,2 din bad jang shuru hogai pathan ki topi par goli lagi,pathan hathyar phaink k bhag gaya or bola

Girl pathan sejab ap ke pas mobile

Girl Pathan se:Jab ap ke pas mobile hy or mere pas bhi mobile hy to ap ne Letter Q bheja? Pathan:O hum ne tumko

Spelani ghwandey me zaan ta dar logay

Spelani ghwandey me zaan ta dar logay ka, kho ma khpalo toro stargo ta nizday ka, da janan da jadogaro zalfo baada, Laka mraway

1 pathan car me battery lagwane

1 pathan, car me Battery lagwane gaya. Mechanic ne pocha: EXIDE ki laga don? Pathan: yar bar bar kon ayega, tu DONO SIDE ki

Aik pathan apni biw ko leke riksha

aik pathan apni biw ko leke riksha mein ja raha tha to us ne raksha wale ko bola k mujhe pata hai k sheeshay

Boss tmhen 15 din ki chhuti q

Boss: Tmhen 15 din ki chhuti q chahiyePathan: Czn ka shadi hy,Boss: Czn ki shadi mai 15 chuttiyan kyun?Pathan: Sharma k czn ka shadi

pathan to his wife kitni

*. . .Pathan to his Wife. Kitni baar kaha hai k Shalwar mein Nala Dho kar dala karo. Is ki waja se aaj mujhe

Pathan proposed his boss daughter boss tumhari

Pathan proposed his boss daughter. Boss: Tumhari salary itni bhi nahi hai ke tum use Toilet Paper dila sako. Pathan: Yar agar woh itni

Pathan 1st time jahaz pe baitha

Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha: . Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha, Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga. . Aur Bola:

Pthan mazar pe bomb rakhte hoy pakra

PTHAN ‘Mazar’ pe Bomb Rakhte Hoy Pakra Gya Logo Ne bht Maara 0r Pocha æsa Q kia.? PTHAN ko Kuch Smaj Na aaya To

Aik khan ka khota gum ho gyana

Aik khan ka khota gum ho gya,Na milne pr wo darakht pr char k beth gya. Itifaq seNechy 1 lrki or lrka a kr

Batao aisa kiya karen k saanp bhi

Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi mar jaye aur Laathi bhi na tootay ? , , PATHAN: Jootay se maar do:) Ahmad Khan=0315-4013008

Phatangehri soch me wife kya soch

PHATAN:Gehri SOCH Me! WiFE: Kya Soch Rahe Ho? PHATAN: yar Ye GEO Walo Ko Kese Pata Chalta Hai? WiFE: Kia? PHATAN: Yehi K’AP DEKH

Daant 1 pathan admi se jhagra kar

Daant 1 Pathan 1 admi se jhagra kar raha th. kehne laga main tumhaer 64 k 64 dant tor dun ga.pas khare hue 1

Pathan ko apna gadha bechna tha

Pathan ko apna ‘GADHA ‘ bechna tha, Us ne apne dost ko Khat likha, Akhroot Khan, Agar tere Ko kabhi kisi gadhey ki zarorat

1 chrsi bhung bna rha tha admi

1 Chrsi Bhung bna rha tha. Admi bola: Yar, dunya chaand pr pohanch gai or tm yahan Bhung bna rahe ho? Chrsi: Me b

Pathan hum ko shadi pr susral se

Pathan: hum ko shadi pr Susral se BMW mila hy Friend: Lekin mene to tumhare ghar koi car nhi dekhi Pathan:Oye! BMW ka matlab

Pathan 2 father hum ko 200 rupey

Pathan 2 Father: hum ko 200 rupey do, Father : kyun? pathan: hum ko sadar jana hai, cNG bus mai baghair ticket safar pe

Dostyar radio aur akhbar me kya farq

Dost;Yar radio aur akhbar me kya farq hai? Pthan kafi dear suchne k bad; yar gur karne ki bat hai k radio me ham

Da juwand pa hara lara har safar

Da juwand pa hara lara har safar de mubarak sha, Pa meena derta wayim che akhtar de mubarak sha…. FOR PASHTOON

Pathan mivaak he shopkeeper nhi hm

Pathan: Mivaak he? Shopkeeper: Nhi, hm masvaak nhi bechte. Next day, Pathan: Masvak he? Shopkeeper: Kal b btaya tha k nhi he. Next day,

Quotes of mind1 russian general in 1987

Quotes of Mind… 1. Russian General in 1987, Pathans are the most brave people ever born on the earth.these people cant be defeated by

Pathan ohum is kamre me nahe rhe

Pathan: o.hum is kamre me nahe rhe ga humko pagal smjha hy kiya? Paisa itna dia or kamra itna chota sa waiter: anni deya

Sab pakistanio se guzarish hy k chand

SAB PAKISTANIO SE GUZARISH HY K CHAND DINO K LEYEA CHOTA PISHAP BATHROOM MEY NA KARE BALKE SHOPER MEY PACK KAR K ‘WAPDA’ KE

2 pathan masjid me namaz parhne gae

2 pathan masjid me namaz parhne gae 1st pathan: chalo shukr ha namaz nai nikli 2nd Pathan: Han agr wozo k chakr me parte

Pathan ne 1st night bv ki 5

Pathan ne 1st night BV ki 5 dafa maari Subha BV nidhal prri thi Pthan: Pehli dafa aisa hi hota ha hum b 24

Pathan na apna bacha ka naam america

Pathan na apna bacha ka naam america rakh lea . Logo na pocha aap ka dushman ha america aap na apne bache ka naam

Pathan shirt k liye kapraa dikhaaaoo

Pathan: Shirt k liye kapraa dikhaaaoo Salesman: plain mein dikhaaun? Pathan: nahin, Helicopter mein dikha, Bs Pathan dekha nhi k mazak shuru!

Pathan cycle pe apni behn k sath

Pathan Cycle pe apni behn k sath jarha tha Ksi ne awaz lgai: ‘Khan sab mashoq ko ghuma rhy ho?’ Khan gusse se: O

Tum chand se khobsorat ho sitaron poch

Tum chand se khobsorat ho Sitaron se poch Lo = Tum Pholon se khobsorat ho Baharon se poch Lo Tum Larkiyon se bhi khobsurat

Pathan namaz me ro k dua kr

PATHAN NAMAZ me ro k dua kr rha tha ya ALLAH tu LAHORE ko Pakstan ka DARUL HAKUMAT BNA DE ksi ne pocha esa

1 pathan buji hoi cigret pi raha

1 Pathan Buji hoi cigret Pi Raha tha Kisi Ne Pucha yeh kaisi cigret Pi Rahe Ho is Me To Dohan Hi Nahi Hai?

Ek foriegner karachi ki sarak pr ghoom

Ek foriegner karachi ki sarak pr ghoom raha tha k uss ne dekha k 1 Pathan sarak pe peshab kr raha hai Foriegner hairaan

Ek sheedi se pathan ne poucha k

ek sheedi se pathan ne poucha k tum kon ho. sheedi:main titanic ka hero hoon. pathan hairani se bola :titanic dooba tha ya jala

A man jumpd into water didnt

A Man Jumpd into Water Didnt Come Out Anothr Man Jumpd into Water Didnt Come Out A Pathan Scientst Was Watching Concluded ‘Humans r

On 14th august august a pathan went

On 14th August… On 14th August a Pathan went a shop to purchase a Pakistani flag. The salesman gave him a flag. The Pathan

Aik pathan ne sex k liye sara

Aik pathan ne sex k liye sara saman jama kr lia Tail Condom Roi Kisi ne pocha ab kis ka intizar hai? Pathan bola:

Pathan me ne khat likha tha k

Pathan: Me ne khat likha tha k Meri Shadi pr ana,tm Q nai ay? 2nd: Muje khat mila he nai 1st: Me ne likha

Pathan maa hum bara ho k jahaz

PATHAN MAA HUM BARA HO K JAHAZ URAE GA MAA BETA MUJHE KESE PATA CHALEGA K YE MERE BETE KA JAHAZ HY PATHAN HUM

Punjabi sey pathan khan sahib kya jeans

Punjabi sey Pathan: Khan Sahib, Kya Jeans Mein Namaz Ho Jati Hy.? Pathan: Jis Ne Pehni Ho Uski Tu Ho Jati Hy, Magar Jo

pthan ki shadi hwe pehli rat

*. .Pthan ki shadi hwe pehli rat B.V ki shalwar Utari r cnfuse hogya BV: Kya hwa? Pthan: Yeh system hmari samajh se bahir

Aik ladki darya par nahane gayi uska

Aik Ladki darya par nahane gayi uska kutta bhi 7 tha. jiska name tha ‘KUCH KUCH’ nahate waqt kutta iske kaprey le kar bhag

Ek pathan mobile company main job k

Ek Pathan Mobile Company Main Job K Liye Gaya: . 1st Ques K Answer Pe He Usay Maar K Bhaga Diya Gaya. . .

Pathan main thuje phone kar rha

Pathan – main thuje phone kar rha tha par tera mobile number bhul gaya. Sardar – hatt !! Pagal! Message kar ke puch leta.

Sardar england me double story bus betha

Sardar England me double-story bus me betha condector ny usy upar bhej dia Sardar bhagta hoa neche waps Aya or bola: marwae ga kya!

Princpl school ka time 8 bje tha

Princpl: School ka Time 8 bje ka tha or Tum 9:30 baje aa Rahe ho. Pathan Student: ‘O Tum Hamara Intazaar mat kiya karo.

Pathan pehli mrtba namaz parhne gya

Pathan Pehli mrtba Namaz parhne gya Uska Nam Rahmatullah tha Imam ne slam phera Asalam o Alekum wa Rahmatullah Pathan: Wa Alekum Salam Molvi

Ae khuda mere dost ko sindhiyo

Ae KHUDA mere dost ko, : Sindhiyo jesi dolat, : Panjabiyo jesi sehat, : Balocho jesi ghairat de, : : : Baqi PATHAN0 jesi

Ek pathan bus mai jarha thasamney bethi

Ek pathan bus mai jarha tha, samney bethi aurat apny bety ko bol rhi thi jaldi ye biscuit khalo warna me un uncle ko

Pathan ghusse mai shahrukh khan ne

Pathan Ghusse Mai: Shahrukh khan ne Pathano ka Izzat Mitti Mai Mila Diya . Dost: Woh kaise? Pathan: ‘ wo My Name is Khan’

Suljhy balon wali larki sy main pochon

Suljhy Suljhy Balon Wali Larki Sy Main Pochon Ga. Uljha Uljha Rehny Wala Larka Kaisa Lagta Hai.

La tarosa pa talash ke da khapal

LA TAROSA PA TALASH KE DA KHAPAL ZAN YAM NA POHEGAM AINE GHONTE HAIRAN YAM KA TA NAE DA STA KHAYAL BA RA SARA

Pathan paper de raha tha larka

Pathan Paper de raha tha.. Larka: KHAN SAAB aap ki NaQal maar loon.? PATHAN: Tum hamari Naqal maro ham tumhari asal maarey ga

Pathan meri aulaad nahi hoti dost

PATHAN: Meri aulaad nahi hoti Dost: ap mazaar pe dua kro. NEXT YEAR Dost: kia hua? Pathan: nahi hui Dost: konsy mazar pe gae

Ek pathan interview k lye gaya

Ek pathan interview K lye gaya. interviewer : “Where is abu dabi?” pathan: “jis qabrastan me meri Ami Dabi, wahi per Abu dabi…!!!

Pathan o yaara ye bakra kitne ka

Pathan; O Yaara ye bakra kitne ka ha§? Admi; 28000 Ka Pathan Heran Ho kar; Camera Wala ha kya§? ,,,

1 pathan sookhy darya me kashti chala

1 Pathan Sookhy Darya me Kashti chala raha tha 2nd Pathan: Aisy Pathano ne hi Hamara Naam Badnam Kiya hai. Agar Hum ko Terna

Shahid afridi pathan names born in jungle

SHAHID AFRIDI Pathan Names: Born In JUNGLE: SHER KHAN In Summer: SHARBAT KHAN In War: BAROOD KHAN Near Ocean: SAMANDAR KHAN Near Garden: GUL

1 doctor bache ka sunnat karne aaya

1 DOCTOR BACHE KA SUNNAT KARNE AAYA DOC:- ! ! ! ! BETA! WO DEKO OPER SONE KA BULB LAGA HOWA HY ! !

Ek pathan galti seamandar me gir gaya

Ek pathan galti seamandar me gir gaya, doobte doobte uske haath machli aayi..use pakar kar bahar phenka or bola ja tu to apni jaan

1 aadmi pathan ko maar raha tha

1 Aadmi PATHAN Ko Maar Raha Tha, Logon Ne Poocha K Q Maar Rhey Ho? Wo BoLa SALA 1 GHANTAY SE POOCH RAHA HY

Pathan k ghar mehman aate hain ki

Pathan k Ghar Mehman Aate hain. Pathan ki Bv pathan se: Tum Hamesa Mehmanon se ulti seedhi Bat Keh Dete Ho, ab hn ki

Lo g ab peshawar k pathano ne

Lo G! Ab Peshawar K Pathano Ne Ek Aur Faisla Kya Hai. . . Agar Saudi Arab Main Baarish Hogi To. . . .

Sardar yaar me ne suna he k

Sardar: Yaar me ne suna he k BURHAPA bohat buri bimari he Pathan: Haan yaar kal is bimari se 6 bache marr gaye.

This is ghurbat faqir pathan se5 rs

This is ‘GHURBAT’ FaQir Pathan Se:5 Rs. Ka Sawal Hai Baba? Pathan: Baba Jaldi Se Sawal BataO Mujhe 5 Rupe Ki Buhat Sakhat ZarOort

Hamare ustad ji ne farmaya ke machi

HAMARE USTAD JI NE FARMAYA KE MACHI AUR BACHI KHUD PAKAR KE KAWO TU MAZA HY ! LUN AUR QANOON KABE HAT MEY NA

Pathan india gaya wahan barish ho

Pathan India Gaya.. Wahan Barish Ho Rahi Thi.. Uss Ne Mander Mein Ja Ke kali mata Ko Bahir Phenk Dya Aur Bola.. ‘Kadi Naha

Pathan ne ghar ka darwaza ukhara or

”Pathan ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhara or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gaya ! 1 Admi ne poucha: Khan, Kia Darwaza Bechna hy

Pathanairhostess k mammy par laga badge

Pathan:airhostess k Mammy par laga badge parh raha tha jis par uska naam likha tha ‘TINA’. Pathan: bara khubsurat naam hy,dusray ka naam nahi

1 pathan 15 saal se allah ro

1 pathan 15 saal se ALLAH se ro ro k aur gr gra k aulad k liye dua mangta raha. 1 din pathan k

Taxi driver aik pathan airport se bahir

Taxi Driver Aik pathan airport se bahir aya to samne taxi wala khara tha pathan ne poocha sadar jay ga taxi wale ne kaha

Pathan doodh wale se tum 2

Pathan doodh wale se: Tum 2 din se ku nahi aa rahe they.. Doodh Wala: Ap ki bhabhi ki tabiyat kharab thi.. Pathan: to

Pathan ham 35 behan bhai hain girl

Pathan: Ham 35 Behan Bhai hain. Girl: Kia tumahre ghar Family planing waly nhi aye thy? Pathan Aye thy Ham sb Sipara parh rh

Pathan driving on the wrong side and

Pathan driving on the wrong side and he become upset and said… Aj phir late ho gia hun sary log wapis ja rahy hein

Mata khpal naseeb maloom dai zaka chup

mata khpal naseeb maloom dai zaka chup yam. rabb zama pa haal khabar dai zaka chup yam. da pradoo na gilla na kawam malgaroo.

Aadat mi khamoshi da har qadam wafa

aadat mi khamoshi da har qadam wafa wafa yam.. afsos khabara daa da chi mayyan pur bewafa yam.. FOR PASHTOON

Pathan asked teacher if black is a

pathan asked teacher if black is a color & white is also a color then y black & white T.V is no a color

Pathan rocks again in exam question prove

Pathan rocks again In Exam Question: Prove Sin x = 6n. Pathan: cancelling ‘n’ on both side.. Then six=6, Hence proved.

Aik pathan apna sara saman le k

Aik Pathan apna sara saman le k GEO k office pohncha or poocha; Woh baji kahan hai jo news k bad kehti hai, Hamaray

Bus chali jhatka laga 1 pathan

Bus chali Jhatka laga 1 pathan 1 larkee pe gira Larki boli Bat tameez kya kar rahe ho Pathan bola Punjab college sy b.Com

1 pathan jadon mri navi shadi

1 Pathan : Jadon mri navi navi shadi hoi, menu mri bv ini sohni lagdi c k dil karda c kha hi jawa’n. 2Pathan:te

Khofnak aandheri rat ksanate me 1bhoot dosrebhoot

Khofnak aAndheri Rat kSanate Me 1Bhoot dosreBhoot ko samjha rha thaYar Dar matYe sab tereDimagh ka veham haiYe. ..pathan-wathan kuch nhe hote.

Khan yar abhi tumhara amma ka khansi

Khan: Yar Abhi Tumhara Amma Ka Khansi Kaisa Hay? Friend: Band Ho Gai Hay, Magar Sans Ruk Ruk K Aa Rahi Hay. Khan: Koi

Ek pathan apne girl friend ko apnay

Ek pathan apne girl friend ko Apnay ghar lay kar gaya Saree lights off kar den Room lock kar k kehta hay Dakho mairay

Pathan mobilink compny me job leny gaya

Pathan Mobilink compny me job leny gaya Pehly hi swal k jwab pr use maar maar kr bhaga dia gaya Swal tha: Sab sy

America hum chand per jakr jahaz

America : Hum Chand per jakr jahaz banyge . Pathan : hum soraj pr ja kr naswar banayga . America : Tum jal jaega.

1 pthan wapda k ofice bahr khra

1 pthan wapda k ofice k bahr khra ho k galian de rha tha kisi ne pucha kya huwa? Pthan:Hm mandi bakra lene gya

2 pathan raat ko ghoom rahe the

2 pathan raat ko ghoom rahe the 1st pathan: Bohat garmi hai yar. 2nd: Han yar, agar din hota to kahin chhaaon ma beth

Policeman pathan se jail me kese aye

Policeman pathan se: JAIL me Kese Aye ho? Pathan:MEDIA ki LARKI interview kr rai thi Us k SEENAY pr ‘PRESS’ likha tha Mene dba

Pathan ko message mila kya aap imran

Pathan Ko Message Mila: Kya Aap Imran Khan k Sath Hain? Pathan Replied: Nahi Main Ghar Pe Hun, Kuch Kaam Tha Kyaa?

What is common between allama iqbal gandhi

What is common between allama iqbal, gandhi and qaid-e-azam? Pathan replied All r born on govt holidays:-) *Geo PATHAN Geo*:-)

Larki maa aaj raste me kuch logo

Larki: Maa aaj raste me Kuch Logo Ne mera rape Kar dia Maa: Ye Kya hoGya Ab to tu Kunwari maa ban JaeGi Larki:

Pathan wash room me lido le ja rha

Pathan wash-room me Lido le ja rha tha, kisi ne pucha? Khan sahb ye kahan ander le ja rhe ho? Pathan: Ander likha he,

Pathan ki taxi me nangi larki akar

Pathan ki Taxi me Nangi Larki akar beth gai Pathan usy Ghoorny laga Larki: Kabi nangi larki nhi dekhi? Pathan: Hum Soch raha hai

Ek aurat police station main sir mere

ek aurat police station main :sir mere shohar 2din pehle aalo lene gaye the abhi tak ghar nahi aye PATHAN inspecter: to baji kuch

Pathan ka bachaabu ham ko baja dilaopathan

pathan ka bacha.,, Abu ham ko baja dilao.. pathan: Nahe khocha tum sab ko tang kare ga… Bacha: nhi abo khuda kasam jab sub

Polio team darwazy pe aai pathan begum

POLIO team Darwazy pe Aai; PAthan;-Begum Bandooq or Cartoos Kahan Hai?? POLIO team Bhagi Peche se pathan ne awaz di’ Ruko yara ye to

Lo ge peshawar k pathano ne 1

Lo Ge! Peshawar k PATHANO Ne 1 Aur Feisla Kiya Hai..! Agar Saudi Arab Main BARISH Hogi Tou, . . . . . .

Veena in bigboss 14waan din

*Veena in BigBoss* . 14waan din rat 3 bajay ? ? ? __? (? _ ?) ) ( (. (. / ) . (

Sta da miscall pa tama stargi zama

Sta da miscall pa tama stargi zama sari shwi Da aar gharmo k me wallah chi shogeri shwe Sta da sehat rasara gham sho

1pathan baraf ko haath se pakar kr

1Pathan Baraf Ko Haath Se Pakar Kr Ghor Se Dekh Raha Tha 1 Admi Ne Poocha K Khan Kya Dekh Rahe Ho? Khan: hum

Hamarai apse itne guzarish hy na

HAMARAI APSE ITNE ‘GUZARISH’ HY NA ZABARDASTI NA KOI ‘SIFARISH’ HY HAMRAI YAD KA FAQT ITNA ‘EHTIMAM’ HO APKI ‘DUAON’ MEY HAMARA BHI NAAM

Shamsheer se haidar ne kaha chal magar

Shamsheer se haidar ne kaha chal magar ase Ho khyber o khandaq me b hal chal magar ase Medan me rahe mot ki jal

Bosslikhna parhna aata hai pathanlikhna ata

Boss:Likhna parhna aata hai Pathan:Likhna ata ha parna nhi Boss:Apna nam likho pathan:¥%£*3@ Boss:Ye kia likha ha pathan:Kaha tha likhna ata ha parhna nahi

1 pathan ne lift mangi car ruki

1 pathan ne lift mangi Car ruki to wo jaldi se beth gya Magr ye dekh kr hairan reh gya k driving seat pr

Aik train ulatnay ka case adalat mein

Aik Train ulatnay ka Case Adalat mein tha. Train ka Driver jo ke Pathan tha, Us se Poocha ke tumne Train Patri se kiu

Wife ap bohat motay hogaye hy

Wife: ap bohat motay hogaye hy Pathan: Tum b tu kitni moti hogai ho Wife: Buddhoo me tu maa banney wali hoon Pathan:to pagli

Ek pathan oxford university ka professor tha

ek pathan oxford university ka professor tha… . . . . . . . . . . . . . neeche kya dekh rahe

1 pathan 1st time saudia gaya texi

1 pathan 1st time saudia gaya texi mai betha texi wala usy tothi photi sarak sy lejany laga pathan bht pareshan hua k is

1 pathan achank 2 cigrates peene laga

1 pathan achank 2 cigrates peene laga bv: aj kal 2 cigrate pee rahe ho, Q? Pathan: dost ki yad aa rahi he, 1

Pathan se ksi ne masjid k lye

Pathan Se ksi Ne Masjid k Lye chnda Manga Pathan Ne Foran 10,000 ka check DeDia Aadmi: Is Pr Sign To kro Pathan: Hum

Pathan yara sooraj raat ko kyu nhi

Pathan: Yara Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nhi Nikalta? 2nd Pathan: kia pata nikalta bi ho andhera itna hota ha k nazar hi ni ata.

Pathan k ghr bili thi tang aa

Pathan K Ghr Bili Thi.! Tang Aa Kr Use Kahin Chor Aya Ghr Aya To Bili Pehle Pohnchi Thi Pathan Dubara Kahin Door Chor

Foji prade k doraan ek officer ny

Foji Prade K Doraan Ek Officer Ny Pathan Sipahi Sy Puchha. Ye Hath May Kya Hy.? Gul Khan: Sir Ye Banduk Hy Oficer: Ye

2011 ka super hit sms pathan

2011 Ka Super Hit SMS Pathan washroom ma betha tha Samne likha tha Pani ka ziyada se ziyada istmaal kren Pathan Bethy Bethy hi

1 pathan pilot jahaz land karne per

1 Pathan Pilot Jahaz Land Karne Per Bohat Khush Hua: Neeche Staff Ne Usey Hatho Hath Dhar Lia Aur Airman Uski Wardi Utarne Main

Molvijisne larke k saath zina kia woh

Molvi:jisne larke k saath zina kia woh Qayamat k din ussi larke ko apne kandhe pe betha k pul-e-seraat paar karega 1 patan rone

1 pathan ne akhbar main add dekha

1 Pathan Ne akhbar main add Dekha: ‘Purana Mobile Do or New Mobile Lo’ WO Us Adress Pe Gya, Wahan Koi Shop Nai Thi,

1 masjid me ilaan hua k bacha

1 masjid me ilaan hua k 1 bacha mila hai. Jin ka hai aa k le jain….. 1 pathan aya aur kaha k bhai

Punjabi 2 pathan khan sahib kya jeans

Punjabi 2 Pathan: khan sahib, kya Jeans mein Namaz Ho jati hy.? Pathan: Jis Ne Pehni Ho uski to Ho jati hai, magar jo