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Pathan SMS Messages

English officer was announcing and pathan translating

English Officer Was Announcing And Pathan Was Translating O People’ A Zantalaaqo’ its announced hardly’Yo kuss tezan elan waawre’ if any one interfare in

Sta pa tama da raatlo me shpa

Sta pa tama da raatlo me shpa saba kra Pa waro waro salgo me shpa saba kra Pa grewan me naray okhke bahedalay Yao

Pathan me ne khat likha tha k

Pathan: Me ne khat likha tha k Meri Shadi pr ana,tm Q nai ay? 2nd: Muje khat mila he nai 1st: Me ne likha

1 pathan ne akhbar main add dekha

1 Pathan Ne akhbar main add Dekha: ‘Purana Mobile Do or New Mobile Lo’ WO Us Adress Pe Gya, Wahan Koi Shop Nai Thi,

On 14th august august a pathan went

On 14th August… On 14th August a Pathan went a shop to purchase a Pakistani flag. The salesman gave him a flag. The Pathan

Pathan yaara ye sent message kia hota

Pathan: Yaara Ye ‘SENT MESSAGE’ Kia Hota Hai? 2nd Pathan: Khuda Ki Kasam Tum To Bilkul Jahil Ka Bacha Hai. ‘SENT MESSAGE’ Ka Matlab

1 pathan ka gadha gum ho gya

1 Pathan ka gadha gum ho gya Wo khushi me nachne lga 1 Admi ne puchais me khushi ki kia bat ha? Pathan: Agr

Pathan ne apni biwi ko shaadi ki

Pathan ne apni Biwi ko Shaadi ki raat hi QATAL krdia.. Q k Biwi ki Underwear pe Ye likhha hua tha: ‘100% Soft &

Pathan yar kal abba ne bohat mara

Pathan: Yar Kal Abba Ne Bohat Mara. 2nd Pathan: Kyon? 1st Pathan: Kuch Nahi, Main ne Bas Itna Poocha Tha, “Kaminey” Film Dekhne Chalen

1 pathan ko ufone mayn nokree milee

1 pathan ko Ufone mayn nokree milee. Pehlay hee din usay nokree sy nikaal diya gaya. kyoon k 1 call sir meree Ufone ki

Da yo sari wada osho khaza ye

DA YO SARI WADA OSHO KHAZA YE SAADA WA 6 MAMILA YE KOLA NU KHAZE WE ‘DA SA K’? SARI WE ‘PA MEZILE DE

Petrol rate barhne par pathan bola

Petrol rate barhne par ‘PATHAN’ bola ‘ham ko koi fark ni parta petrol 66 ka ho ya 77 ka . Hum pehle b 100

Shamsheer se haidar ne kaha chal magar

Shamsheer se haidar ne kaha chal magar ase Ho khyber o khandaq me b hal chal magar ase Medan me rahe mot ki jal

Kala gull kala khazan bahar sham za

Kala gull kala khazan kala bahar sham.. Kala za da yar pa stargo k khumar sham.. Kala kala me da zaana zargay tor she..

5 pathan boht mushkil se 1 bhens

5 Pathan boht mushkil se 1 bhens ko chat per charha rhey they …. 1 admi bola : ye kia kar rhey ho ?

Ek pathan bhari bus mai ek larki

Ek pathan bhari Bus mai ek Larki se touch ho raha tha Larki: Excuse me Aap Acha nahi kar rahy.. Pathan: Itny Rush me

Gul wayel ghamjen yama da ishq kamal

Gul wayel ghamjen yama da Ishq Kamal ta na rasam, Tor orbal ke prot yama da zany Khaal ta na rasam. Mata de bewasa

Pthan mazar pe bomb rakhte hoy pakra

PTHAN ‘Mazar’ pe Bomb Rakhte Hoy Pakra Gya Logo Ne bht Maara 0r Pocha æsa Q kia.? PTHAN ko Kuch Smaj Na aaya To

Ek pathan moulvi aurat se takra gaya

ek pathan moulvi ek aurat se takra gaya aurat ghuse se sharm nahi aati DAARHI rakh ke takr marte ho PATHAN :oye bibi ye

Pathan hum nay 1 aesa cheez banaya

Pathan: hum nay 1 aesa cheez banaya hay jis se hum diwar k us paar dekh sakta hay Angraiz: WoW Zabardast Khan saab wo

pathan to wife in romantic

*. . .Pathan to wife: in romantic mode, Meri jan kia aj humse naraz hai?wife: nahi tu? Pathan: tu phir aj humari taraf monh

What is common between allama iqbal gandhi

What is common between allama iqbal, gandhi and qaid-e-azam? Pathan replied All r born on govt holidays:-) *Geo PATHAN Geo*:-)

Aik pathan ko sari rat machron ne

Aik pathan ko sari rat machron ne buht tang kia.,. Pathan ka dimagh ghoma… Pathan ny zehar pee lia aur bola,”ab kato!! Sab k

Pathan larki chod raha tha chilai

Pathan larki chod raha tha, larki chilai ufffffff… aahaahhhhh…. pathan ne pucha, soda bara hai?? Girl; nahi, thook naswar wala hai, Jalan ho rahi

Ek pathan interview k lye gaya

Ek pathan interview K lye gaya. interviewer : “Where is abu dabi?” pathan: “jis qabrastan me meri Ami Dabi, wahi per Abu dabi…!!!

Baap munay aj asman se ek

BAAP: ! ! ! ! MUNAY AJ ASMAN SE EK LARKI AYEGE AUR TUMHER EK CHOTI MUNI GIFT KAR JAEGE ! ! ! !

1 pathan ne football match me lagatar

1 pathan ne football match me lagatar 6 goal kiye phir b pathan ko buhat maar pari . . . . . . q

Pathan ne gair qanoni ghr bnaya ksi

Pathan Ne Gair qanoni Ghr Bnaya Ksi Ne Mashwra Dya Ghr pe Aisi Chalking Kro K Police Smjhe ye Purana Ghr Ha Pathan Ne

Pathan india gaya wahan barish ho

Pathan India Gaya.. Wahan Barish Ho Rahi Thi.. Uss Ne Mander Mein Ja Ke kali mata Ko Bahir Phenk Dya Aur Bola.. ‘Kadi Naha

Sta da yare mey koshishona okral laka

sta da yare mey koshishona okral laka cricket mey so machona okral zulfe che sta rata rayade shuwale ma da raqeeb sara tasona okral

Teacher dehli me qutub minar hai

Teacher: Dehli me Qutub minar hai. PATHAN class me so rha tha Teacher ny usy jagaya or ghusey sy kaha Btao mainy kia kaha?

Pathanduniya ka sub se purana janwar konsa

Pathan:Duniya ka sub se purana janwar konsa hai.. ? Sardar:Zebra.. Pathan:Wo kesey.. ? Sardar:Oye pagal wo abhi tak Black and White hai… ! 😛

1 pathan ne apni bhabi ko jan

1 pathan ne apni Bhabi ko jan se mar diya! Logon ne pucha k tum ne apni bhabi ko kyun mara? Pathan bola: O

Pathan sardar say yara hum shadi kar

Pathan sardar say, yara hum shadi kar raha hai, Sardar: Kon hai wo kush naseeb? pathan: Munni Sardar: Abe wo to bohat badnaam horhi

Aik larki train me bethi book parh

Aik Larki Train Me Bethi Book Parh Rhi Thi Book ka Nam Tha ‘THE MAN’ Pechy Pathan Behta Chupky Se Wo Book Parh Rha

Ma da khazan pa wacho pano ke

Ma da khazan pa wacho pano ke ashna latawa, Ya me dunya ke da alamo na juda latawa. Ka pa dunya v khushali za

Pia flight me captain anouncmnt k bad

PIA flight me Captain anouncmnt k bad mike OFF krna bhul gya Captain ne apne co-pilot dost se kaha: ‘Abi me 1 cup coffee

Pathan ne 30 rupe ki lotry li

Pathan Ne 30 Rupe Ki Lotry Li.. 1 Crore Ka Inaam Nikla… Tax Kat Kar 90Lac Mile, Pathan Bola, Hum Ko Poora Pesa Chahye

Teacherbare hokr kia bano gaypathanmera bap kehta

Teacher:Bare hokr kia bano gay?Pathan:Mera bap kehta hy jitna marzi parh, wo nahi ban sakta jo chahta hy.Teacher:kia banna chahty ho?Pathan:‘LADY DOCTOR’

Pathan washroom main betha thasamney likha thapaani

Pathan washroom main betha tha.Samney likha thaPaani ka zeyaada istmaal karien.Pathan 3 lottay pani pee gaya.

1 pathan ne 1 buzurg se kuch

‘1 pathan ne 1 buzurg se kuch pucha Buzurg ne 2 thapr laga dye kisi ne pathan s kha tumne kya pucha tha Pathan

Pathan balooch sy ek din k liye

PATHAN BALOOCH SY EK DIN K LIYE APNE SHALWAR TO DENA BALOOH:KYON APNY DADA KO PEHNAE GA KIYA? PATHAN:NAHI HUM NY SHADI MAIN TENT

Pathan cycle pe apni behn k sath

Pathan Cycle pe apni behn k sath jarha tha Ksi ne awaz lgai: ‘Khan sab mashoq ko ghuma rhy ho?’ Khan gusse se: O

Pathan larki say i love

Pathan : larki say I love you Larki: tammeez say batt karo. Pathan: ‘ bismilah hir rehman nir raheem ‘ Aslam-o-Alikum.. I love you…

Pathan sotay waqt apny pass 2 glass

Pathan sotay waqt apny pass 2 glass rakhta tha 1 pani wala or 1 pani k baghair Q? . . Q k . .

1st pathan o yara bike kyun taiz

1st Pathan: O yara bike kyun taiz krdi….? 2nd Pathan: break fail ho gaya hai is se pehle k accident ho jaye jaldi se

Interviewer let me check your english

Interviewer: Let me check your english……. Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good. Pathan: Bad Interviewer: Come Pathan: Go Interviewer: Ugly Pathan: Pichlli Interviewer:

Sardar ji to pathan khan saab aapki

Sardar ji to Pathan: Khan saab aapki sab se barri taaqat kya hai? Pathan: Hamara beta. Sardar ji: Aur sabse barri kamzori? Pathan: TUMHARA

In ulfat ki rahon mein dhoka na

In ulfat Ki RAHON Mein Dhoka na dena, ?.! Ay-Dost !?. Mera Yakeen Tujh Pe aisa hai Jese Pathan ka Naswar Par?

Sindhi hum talem me peche hyn

SiNDHi : Hum Talem me peche hyn, PNJABi : Hm jobs me peche hyn, BALOCHi : Hm Fashion me peche hyn PTHAN : Hum

Pathan ko gali me se 1000 ka

Pathan ko gali me se 1000 ka note mila, Jis pe likha tha ‘EID MUBARAK’ Us ne apni jaib se 1000 ka note nikala

1 makrani ne pathan ko khaney per

1 Makrani ne 1 pathan ko khaney per bulayakhana khaty waqt pathan ka Makrani se zabardst phadda hogaya Q K.Makrani usey bar bar keh

pthan ki shadi hwe pehli rat

*. .Pthan ki shadi hwe pehli rat B.V ki shalwar Utari r cnfuse hogya BV: Kya hwa? Pthan: Yeh system hmari samajh se bahir

Peshawar aur osk muzafat mey light jane

‘PESHAWAR’ AUR OSK MUZAFAT MEY LIGHT JANE KA WAQT HOWA CHAHTA HY ! ! ! BAQQI LOG APNI MAKAMI WAQT KE MUTABIK APNE WAPDA

Pathans love letter mera pyara shabnam

Pathan’s Love Letter: . ‘Mera Pyara Shabnam Baji, Salam! . Baji aaj ham tumko apna dil ka baat batana chata hai . Khuda ka

Mata khpal naseeb maloom dai zaka chup

mata khpal naseeb maloom dai zaka chup yam. rabb zama pa haal khabar dai zaka chup yam. da pradoo na gilla na kawam malgaroo.

Kesc main job ayi ha sallary rs

KESC main job ayi ha sallary Rs 20000 karna hai to reply karo ziada mehnat ka kaam nai hai’bus bijlli ki taron per geella

Che gulaan we bulbolan ba khama kha

CHE GULAAN WE BULBOLAN BA KHAMA KHA WE CHE WE KHALAK ASHIQAN BA KHAMA KHA WE DASE NAKEGE CHE GUL WE AZGHEY NA WE

Sardaryar mjhe safar main nend nai ati

Sardar:yar mjhe safar main nend nai ati. .......Pathan :To tm rabi-ul-awal main so jaya kro… 😛

Pathan ka aita awaaz adal ker apnay

Pathan ka ßaita Awaaz ßadal ker Apnay Master ko çall kerta Hy.. ‘Maira ßaita Aaj Theek Nahi Hy, Aaj Nahi Aa §akta’ Master Awaaz

Pathan dr sey sahab plastic surgery

Pathan Dr. sey: Dr. Sahab plastic surgery karwaney mein kitna kharcha ayega Dr. : 5 lakh rupey Pathan – agar PLASTIC hum den to?

1 pathan 15 sal allah se ro

1 Pathan 15 sal ALLAH se ro ro kr aulad k lye dua mangta raha, 1 din Pthan k pas frishta aya or bola,

Sab pakistanio se guzarish hy k chand

SAB PAKISTANIO SE GUZARISH HY K CHAND DINO K LEYEA CHOTA PISHAP BATHROOM MEY NA KARE BALKE SHOPER MEY PACK KAR K ‘WAPDA’ KE

mehmaan mein jab chai peeta

*. . .Mehmaan: Mein jab Chai peeta hoon to aapki billi mera mou Q dekhti hai,? Pathan: Yeh buhat taiz hai, apna piyala pehchaan

pathan maan hm bra ho k

*’* pathan, Maan hm bra ho k airforce m jaega, Maan, Beta muje kese pta chalega k ye mere bete ka jahaz h.? Pathan.

Che watan matam vee aow pa hr

Che WATAN Matam Matam Vee, Aow Pa Hr Koor Kii Gham Vee, Che Barood Vee Da Asmana, Aow Da Zmakey Lande Bom Vee, Che

1 pthan ki murgi bemar hui

1 pthan ki murgi bemar hui, Sardar:tum Eska sadka utar lo To phir . . . . . . Phir kya hona tha,PATHAN ne

Teacher batao daryaaft or ejaad me kya

Teacher Batao Daryaaft or Ejaad me kya farq hai ? Pathan Mere baap ne meri maa ko Daryaft kya or phir. dono ne mil

1 pathan exams main apne friend ki

1 Pathan Exams Main Apne Friend ki Copy Kar Raha tha: Examiner ne Pakar lia or usey Utha k Dosri Jaga Bitha Dia. Pathan

Pathan ne ek admi se kaha bhai

Pathan ne ek Admi se kaha bhai Aao pankhy k neechy betho bohut sawab ho ga. Admi sawab,Wo kiyun? Pathan ye hum Masjid se

1 pathan kasaai ban gaya us

1 pathan kasaai ban gaya., us ne jb pehli qurbani ki to sb ne usy bohut mara… Q? Us ne gaay pr churi pherty

Ek chor pathan ka mobile lekar bhag

Ek Chor Pathan Ka Mobile Lekar Bhag Gaya Ek Chor Pathan Ka Mobile Lekar Bhag Gaya Pathan Hasne Laga Dost: Woh Tumhara Mobile Lekar

Ek angrez ne pathan se pucha whats

EK Angrez Ne Pathan Se Pucha: Whats Ur Name? Pathan: My Name is Respect Flower Angrez: What? Pathan: hahaha Tmko to Angrezy b Nhe

Pathan to dr milk pene se rang

Pathan to Dr: Milk pene se Rang gora hota he kia? Dr: Han milk me calcium hota he islye. Pathan: Chal jhote phir bhens

American can u swim pathan no

American: Can U swim? Pathan: No Amrican: Dog is Better than U bcz it Swims Pathan: Can U Swim? Amrican: Yes Pathan: whats the

1 pathan fauj m bhrti hua2 din

1 pathan fauj m bhrti hua,2 din bad jang shuru hogai pathan ki topi par goli lagi,pathan hathyar phaink k bhag gaya or bola

Teachersardar ki 5 biwian 20 bachay or

Teacher:Sardar ki 5 Biwian 20 Bachay or Pathan ki 1 Biwi 9 Bachay To Batao In Dono Me Kaun Acha? Papu:Score to Sardar ka

Pathan jumy ko ro kr masjid mein

Pathan jumy ko ro ro kr masjid mein dua kr rha tha: ay Allah Tu janta hai hm pepsi nhi peta, kisi trha is

Ek darya k kinaray 2 sardar chamach

Ek darya k kinaray 2 Sardar chamach se darya main dahi daal rahe thay Pathan ne dekha tau poocha: Khocha ye kia karti? Sardar:

Mrbean went to guinness book office

MR.BEAN Went To Guinness Book Office To Check If He Is Still The Bigges Comedian On Earth Or Not, But He Came Out Angrily

1 pathan 15sal se allah ro k

1 pathan 15sal se ALLAH se ro ro k aulad k liye dua mangta reha aik din pathan k pas frshta aya aur bola

Pathan 100 volt kay bulb per baap

Pathan 100 volt kay bulb per baap ka name likh rha tha kisi nay pocha yeh kia ker rhay to bola baap ka name

Pathan interview dene gaya office k gate

Pathan Interview Dene Gaya Office k gate per ja k bola: May I come In Sir ? OFICER: Wait Plz Pathan: 80 KG

Pathan mene 5 star hotel me 50

Pathan: Mene 5 Star hotel me 50 rupey me pait bhr k khana khaya Dost herat se Wo kaisy? Pathan:bill to 7000 ka bna

Pthan ki shadi hui suba uski bv

Pthan Ki Shadi Hui Suba Uski BV Ne HAQ MEHR Uski Hatheli Pe Rakh D¡a Pthan Q? BV Khan Hm B Pthan Hai HAQ

Belatana ka sultan shama no sa ya

Belatana ka sultan shama no sa, Ya ka store da asman shama no sa, Che malang da sta da wrane kose na sham, Ka

Reporter hukumat ny sawat malakand mutasreen ki

Reporter: Hukumat ny sawat malakand mutasreen ki bht help ki hy.Kapray, pani, camp, khana sb dia hy. Pathan:Khak help kia hy. Niswar to bheja

Ek pathan ko raste se 100 ka

ek pathan ko raste se 100 ka note para mila jis pe likha tha eid mubarak pathan ne uthaya aur jaib main dal ke

Lagadalay nun da meeni adalat dai zama

lagadalay nun da meeni adalat dai. zama juram paki rabba muhabbat dai. na mi jaj na mi eakel faisala wookra. yaar mi ur karai

Ek pathan apne girl friend ko apnay

Ek pathan apne girl friend ko Apnay ghar lay kar gaya Saree lights off kar den Room lock kar k kehta hay Dakho mairay

Sir muhawre ka istemal karo mun me

Sir: Muhawre Ka Istemal Karo. ‘Mun Me Pani Aana’ Sardar: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko Munh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya, Mere Munh Mai

Zindagi to larki se chalti hy faraz

Zindagi to ?Larki? se chalti hy FARAZ?! ?Larkon? k saharay to pathan jiya karty hain

Pathan pehli mrtba namaz parhne gya

Pathan Pehli mrtba Namaz parhne gya Uska Nam Rahmatullah tha Imam ne slam phera Asalam o Alekum wa Rahmatullah Pathan: Wa Alekum Salam Molvi

Ak pathan ko puri raat machon ne

Ak Pathan ko puri raat ‘Machon ne boht pareshan kiya..us ka dimaag ghoom gaya..Pathan ne zehar pee liya aur bola…’Ab kaato saalo..’Sab ke Sab

pathan goes for job intrview

*’* Pathan goes For job Intrview. Questin. Where is Ab Dabi,? Pathan. Jis qabrustan me hamara AMI dabi , Wahen thora dur pr Abu

Pathan bhai sahab 1 kala bulb denastorekeeper

Pathan: Bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena. Storekeeper: Aap kaley bulb ka kia karainge? Pathan: Dopaher me soney k liye andhera karna hai.

Jo shakhs eid wale dil roza rakhta

Jo shakhs Eid Wale Dil Roza Rakhta Hai Woh Shaitan hota hai . . . . Or jo Rozay Wale din Eid mana le

Pathan ne zoo me sher ka pinjra

Pathan ne Zoo me Sher ka Pinjra khula chor dya.. Officer: Tmne Sher ka Pinjra Lock nhi kia? Pathan: Kya zarurt hai Sir itne

Pathan date pe gya aftr dinner aahista

Pathan Date pe Gya. aftr dinner Aahista se bolaMuje kuch bolna hai tm Naraz to nahi hogi? Girl: (sharmaty hue)Nhi,Kaho na!Pathan: Baaji bill aadha

Pathan ki maa beta tujhe yahan sa

PATHAN KI MAA: Beta! Tujhe yahan sa Lahore jane main 1 Din laga or wapis aane main 7 Din lag gaye, wo bhi Nayi

Pathan k ghr bili thi tang aa

Pathan K Ghr Bili Thi.! Tang Aa Kr Use Kahin Chor Aya Ghr Aya To Bili Pehle Pohnchi Thi Pathan Dubara Kahin Door Chor

1 pathan ne jalti howi building

1 Pathan ne 1 jalti howi building sai 6 logon ko nikala! Phir bhi usay logon nai boht maara:-( Q??? Is liye K Wo

Race dekhte huwe 1 pathan ne dosray

Race dekhte huwe 1 pathan ne dosray admi sy pucha. ‘inam kis ko mile ga ? 2nd’ Sab se aage waley ko’ Phatan ‘toh

Khan to bv oye kocha tum beauty

Khan to BV Oye kocha tum beauty parlor ja k threading na karvaya karo’ BV- Q? Khan- Oye chota chota monchon k sath tum

Pathan ki girl friend shukar hai k

PATHAN KI GIRL FRIEND: Shukar Hai K Aaj Tum Ne Pehli Bar AaGay Se SEX Kiya, Pathan: Laanat Ho WAPDA Waalon Par,…! Andheray me

Ye keh kr pathan ne truck larkioon

Ye keh kr Pathan Ne truck Larkioon pe charha Dia FARAZ, Bachna ae Hasinoo Lo main aa Gaya…. . . , ., , ,

Pathan hotel main murgha khanay gaya laikin

Pathan hotel main murgha khanay gaya laikin murghay ka english word bhool gaya. Waiter: ‘What would you like to have Sir? Pathan: ‘One Plate

3 pathan bed pe so rahay thay

3 Pathan Bed pe so rahay thay Teeno ko Jaga tang ho rahi thi 1 Pathan Bed se utar k nechay so gya 2nd

Pathan rakshe wale sebhai abdulah shah gazi

Pathan rakshe wale se,, Bhai abdulah shah gazi ke mazar jao ge, Rakshe wala,,Ji han jaon ga, pathan:Ye lo thelì mere liye chawal letay

Pathan ne purani motercycle ko 5 5k

Pathan ne purani motercycle ko 5, 5,k noton se sajaya hua tha . . Dost: Ye kia…? . . Pathan: Mujhe BALOCH ne kaha

Aik pathan intrview dene gaya us se

Aik pathan intrview dene gaya us se sawal kya gya: billi dum kyun hilati hai? Pathan ne itminan se jawab dya ‘is liey k

Pathan yara abi tmhara ami ka

Pathan : yara abi tmhara ami ka khansi kesa hy? Friend : band hogai hy magar sans ruk ruk k arahi hy. Pathan :

Pathan hum bachpan may bohat taqatwar tha

Pathan: Hum Bachpan may bohat taqatwar tha .. Dosra Wo ksy? Pthan: Hamara Maa kehta he Jab Hum Rota tha, to sara Ghr Sar

Pathanis sal roze rakho gepunjabinai yarpathan or

Pathan:Is sal roze rakho ge?Punjabi:Nai yar Pathan: or taraveh parhoge?Punjabi:Mushkil he Pathan:or aftari karoge?Punjabi:aahoHun inna vi kafir nhi:@

1 pathan ki maut bijli girne se

1 Pathan Ki Maut Bijli Girne Se Hui Par Uski Lash Muskurate Huwe Mili, Farishte Ne Pocha Aisa Kyun? Pathan Bola : Mujhe Laga

Da speeni khwlay qeemat di waya

da speeni khwlay qeemat di waya. za sawdagar da pishin bazar raghalay yama. nun mi pa speeni khulgai mor ka.. pa shukrana ki ba

Pathan se interview me pucha gya

Pathan se Interview me pucha gya: ‘Apko kitny saalon ka Experience hy? Pathan: 3 saalon ka Wese 2 saaliyan b hain mgr humko un

Ka makh de raha hair sho nu

Ka Makh de raha hair sho nu Jahan ba raana Hair shi… Ka Num de raana Hair sho nu khpal zaan ba raana hair

Aik pathan namaz seekhny molvi sab k

Aik pathan namaz seekhny molvi sab k pas gya. Molvi sab: Sana ati hai? Pathan: sharmate hue G Sana to nhi ati magr Bushra

Daant 1 pathan admi se jhagra kar

Daant 1 Pathan 1 admi se jhagra kar raha th. kehne laga main tumhaer 64 k 64 dant tor dun ga.pas khare hue 1

Pathans the0ry 0f light mo0n is

Pathan’s the0ry 0f light: ‘Mo0n is m0re important dan Sun Bc0z it givz light at night whn light is needed, While Sun givz light

2 pathan bank lotne gay gun

2 PATHAN bank lotne gay GUN gar bhol gay Phir b bank lot liya KAISE . Bank manager b PATHAN tha Bola GUN kal

Pathan calls up white house says

Pathan calls up White House & says I want 2 be the next President of USA. Obama: R U an idiot? Pathan: Why? Is

Pathan yaar uth zalzala aa raha hai

Pathan: Yaar Uth Zalzala Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai. 2nd pathan: Soja’Soja Ghar To Makaan Maalik Ka Giray ga, Hum To

1 pthan aaina dekh k sochne laga

1 pthan Aaina Dekh k sochne laga, Yar isko kahin dekha hai’ thori der sochne k baad ‘O Teri Kher ye to wohi hai

Pathan raat ko cycle ly k qabristan

Pathan raat ko cycle ly k qabristan main ghus gaya. Phir bahar nikla aur paseena ponchhty huwy bola: Yaara, ye konsa road tha? Itna

Pathan k bhai mathe pe machar betha

Pathan k bhai k mathe pe machar betha tha. pathan ne danda mara to machar k sath bhai b mar gaya. Baap: O begherat

Foji prade k doraan ek officer ny

Foji Prade K Doraan Ek Officer Ny Pathan Sipahi Sy Puchha. Ye Hath May Kya Hy.? Gul Khan: Sir Ye Banduk Hy Oficer: Ye

1st pathan oye agar raat ko neend

1ST PATHAN: Oye agar raat ko neend na aaye tu kya kiya jaye..? 2ND PATHAN: 0 yara neend ka intzar karnay se tu behtar

La tarosa pa talash ke da khapal

LA TAROSA PA TALASH KE DA KHAPAL ZAN YAM NA POHEGAM AINE GHONTE HAIRAN YAM KA TA NAE DA STA KHAYAL BA RA SARA

Pathan sir k bal jaldi safaid hote

Pathan: sir k bal jaldi safaid hote hai neche k Q nai 2nd pthn:Q k neche k bal sir k bal se 15saal chote

Pathan ne chottey qadd ki larki se

PATHAN Ne Chottey Qadd Ki Larki Se Shaadi Ki Kisi Ne Pocha Tum Ne Aisa Kyu Kiya PATHAN Bola Mere Walid Ne Kaha Tha

Pathan 2 sardar yaara aaj humne bohat

Pathan 2 Sardar: ‘Yaara..!! Aaj Humne Bohat Bara Larai Dekha-‘ Sardar: Woh Kese?? Pathan: Aasman Or Zameen K Darmiyan… – – – 2 Machhar