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Pathan SMS Messages

Pathan to dr milk pene se rang

Pathan to Dr: Milk pene se Rang gora hota he kia? Dr: Han milk me calcium hota he islye. Pathan: Chal jhote phir bhens

American can u swim pathan no

American: Can U swim? Pathan: No Amrican: Dog is Better than U bcz it Swims Pathan: Can U Swim? Amrican: Yes Pathan: whats the

1 pathan fauj m bhrti hua2 din

1 pathan fauj m bhrti hua,2 din bad jang shuru hogai pathan ki topi par goli lagi,pathan hathyar phaink k bhag gaya or bola

Teachersardar ki 5 biwian 20 bachay or

Teacher:Sardar ki 5 Biwian 20 Bachay or Pathan ki 1 Biwi 9 Bachay To Batao In Dono Me Kaun Acha? Papu:Score to Sardar ka

Pathan jumy ko ro kr masjid mein

Pathan jumy ko ro ro kr masjid mein dua kr rha tha: ay Allah Tu janta hai hm pepsi nhi peta, kisi trha is

Ek darya k kinaray 2 sardar chamach

Ek darya k kinaray 2 Sardar chamach se darya main dahi daal rahe thay Pathan ne dekha tau poocha: Khocha ye kia karti? Sardar:

Mrbean went to guinness book office

MR.BEAN Went To Guinness Book Office To Check If He Is Still The Bigges Comedian On Earth Or Not, But He Came Out Angrily

1 pathan 15sal se allah ro k

1 pathan 15sal se ALLAH se ro ro k aulad k liye dua mangta reha aik din pathan k pas frshta aya aur bola

Pathan 100 volt kay bulb per baap

Pathan 100 volt kay bulb per baap ka name likh rha tha kisi nay pocha yeh kia ker rhay to bola baap ka name

Pathan interview dene gaya office k gate

Pathan Interview Dene Gaya Office k gate per ja k bola: May I come In Sir ? OFICER: Wait Plz Pathan: 80 KG

Pathan mene 5 star hotel me 50

Pathan: Mene 5 Star hotel me 50 rupey me pait bhr k khana khaya Dost herat se Wo kaisy? Pathan:bill to 7000 ka bna

Pthan ki shadi hui suba uski bv

Pthan Ki Shadi Hui Suba Uski BV Ne HAQ MEHR Uski Hatheli Pe Rakh D¡a Pthan Q? BV Khan Hm B Pthan Hai HAQ

Belatana ka sultan shama no sa ya

Belatana ka sultan shama no sa, Ya ka store da asman shama no sa, Che malang da sta da wrane kose na sham, Ka

Reporter hukumat ny sawat malakand mutasreen ki

Reporter: Hukumat ny sawat malakand mutasreen ki bht help ki hy.Kapray, pani, camp, khana sb dia hy. Pathan:Khak help kia hy. Niswar to bheja

Ek pathan ko raste se 100 ka

ek pathan ko raste se 100 ka note para mila jis pe likha tha eid mubarak pathan ne uthaya aur jaib main dal ke

Lagadalay nun da meeni adalat dai zama

lagadalay nun da meeni adalat dai. zama juram paki rabba muhabbat dai. na mi jaj na mi eakel faisala wookra. yaar mi ur karai

Ek pathan apne girl friend ko apnay

Ek pathan apne girl friend ko Apnay ghar lay kar gaya Saree lights off kar den Room lock kar k kehta hay Dakho mairay

Pathan sardar say yara hum shadi kar

Pathan sardar say, yara hum shadi kar raha hai, Sardar: Kon hai wo kush naseeb? pathan: Munni Sardar: Abe wo to bohat badnaam horhi

Sir muhawre ka istemal karo mun me

Sir: Muhawre Ka Istemal Karo. ‘Mun Me Pani Aana’ Sardar: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko Munh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya, Mere Munh Mai

Zindagi to larki se chalti hy faraz

Zindagi to ?Larki? se chalti hy FARAZ?! ?Larkon? k saharay to pathan jiya karty hain

Pathan pehli mrtba namaz parhne gya

Pathan Pehli mrtba Namaz parhne gya Uska Nam Rahmatullah tha Imam ne slam phera Asalam o Alekum wa Rahmatullah Pathan: Wa Alekum Salam Molvi

Ak pathan ko puri raat machon ne

Ak Pathan ko puri raat ‘Machon ne boht pareshan kiya..us ka dimaag ghoom gaya..Pathan ne zehar pee liya aur bola…’Ab kaato saalo..’Sab ke Sab

pathan goes for job intrview

*’* Pathan goes For job Intrview. Questin. Where is Ab Dabi,? Pathan. Jis qabrustan me hamara AMI dabi , Wahen thora dur pr Abu

Pathan bhai sahab 1 kala bulb denastorekeeper

Pathan: Bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena. Storekeeper: Aap kaley bulb ka kia karainge? Pathan: Dopaher me soney k liye andhera karna hai.

Jo shakhs eid wale dil roza rakhta

Jo shakhs Eid Wale Dil Roza Rakhta Hai Woh Shaitan hota hai . . . . Or jo Rozay Wale din Eid mana le

Pathan ne zoo me sher ka pinjra

Pathan ne Zoo me Sher ka Pinjra khula chor dya.. Officer: Tmne Sher ka Pinjra Lock nhi kia? Pathan: Kya zarurt hai Sir itne

Pathan date pe gya aftr dinner aahista

Pathan Date pe Gya. aftr dinner Aahista se bolaMuje kuch bolna hai tm Naraz to nahi hogi? Girl: (sharmaty hue)Nhi,Kaho na!Pathan: Baaji bill aadha

Pathan ki maa beta tujhe yahan sa

PATHAN KI MAA: Beta! Tujhe yahan sa Lahore jane main 1 Din laga or wapis aane main 7 Din lag gaye, wo bhi Nayi

Pathan k ghr bili thi tang aa

Pathan K Ghr Bili Thi.! Tang Aa Kr Use Kahin Chor Aya Ghr Aya To Bili Pehle Pohnchi Thi Pathan Dubara Kahin Door Chor

1 pathan ne jalti howi building

1 Pathan ne 1 jalti howi building sai 6 logon ko nikala! Phir bhi usay logon nai boht maara:-( Q??? Is liye K Wo

Race dekhte huwe 1 pathan ne dosray

Race dekhte huwe 1 pathan ne dosray admi sy pucha. ‘inam kis ko mile ga ? 2nd’ Sab se aage waley ko’ Phatan ‘toh

Khan to bv oye kocha tum beauty

Khan to BV Oye kocha tum beauty parlor ja k threading na karvaya karo’ BV- Q? Khan- Oye chota chota monchon k sath tum

Pathan ki girl friend shukar hai k

PATHAN KI GIRL FRIEND: Shukar Hai K Aaj Tum Ne Pehli Bar AaGay Se SEX Kiya, Pathan: Laanat Ho WAPDA Waalon Par,…! Andheray me

1 pathan ne apni bhabi ko jan

1 pathan ne apni Bhabi ko jan se mar diya! Logon ne pucha k tum ne apni bhabi ko kyun mara? Pathan bola: O

Ye keh kr pathan ne truck larkioon

Ye keh kr Pathan Ne truck Larkioon pe charha Dia FARAZ, Bachna ae Hasinoo Lo main aa Gaya…. . . , ., , ,

Pathan hotel main murgha khanay gaya laikin

Pathan hotel main murgha khanay gaya laikin murghay ka english word bhool gaya. Waiter: ‘What would you like to have Sir? Pathan: ‘One Plate

3 pathan bed pe so rahay thay

3 Pathan Bed pe so rahay thay Teeno ko Jaga tang ho rahi thi 1 Pathan Bed se utar k nechay so gya 2nd

Pathan rakshe wale sebhai abdulah shah gazi

Pathan rakshe wale se,, Bhai abdulah shah gazi ke mazar jao ge, Rakshe wala,,Ji han jaon ga, pathan:Ye lo thelì mere liye chawal letay

Pathan ne purani motercycle ko 5 5k

Pathan ne purani motercycle ko 5, 5,k noton se sajaya hua tha . . Dost: Ye kia…? . . Pathan: Mujhe BALOCH ne kaha

Aik pathan intrview dene gaya us se

Aik pathan intrview dene gaya us se sawal kya gya: billi dum kyun hilati hai? Pathan ne itminan se jawab dya ‘is liey k

Pathan yara abi tmhara ami ka

Pathan : yara abi tmhara ami ka khansi kesa hy? Friend : band hogai hy magar sans ruk ruk k arahi hy. Pathan :

Pathan hum bachpan may bohat taqatwar tha

Pathan: Hum Bachpan may bohat taqatwar tha .. Dosra Wo ksy? Pthan: Hamara Maa kehta he Jab Hum Rota tha, to sara Ghr Sar

Pathanis sal roze rakho gepunjabinai yarpathan or

Pathan:Is sal roze rakho ge?Punjabi:Nai yar Pathan: or taraveh parhoge?Punjabi:Mushkil he Pathan:or aftari karoge?Punjabi:aahoHun inna vi kafir nhi:@

1 pathan ki maut bijli girne se

1 Pathan Ki Maut Bijli Girne Se Hui Par Uski Lash Muskurate Huwe Mili, Farishte Ne Pocha Aisa Kyun? Pathan Bola : Mujhe Laga

Da speeni khwlay qeemat di waya

da speeni khwlay qeemat di waya. za sawdagar da pishin bazar raghalay yama. nun mi pa speeni khulgai mor ka.. pa shukrana ki ba

Pathan se interview me pucha gya

Pathan se Interview me pucha gya: ‘Apko kitny saalon ka Experience hy? Pathan: 3 saalon ka Wese 2 saaliyan b hain mgr humko un

Ka makh de raha hair sho nu

Ka Makh de raha hair sho nu Jahan ba raana Hair shi… Ka Num de raana Hair sho nu khpal zaan ba raana hair

Aik pathan namaz seekhny molvi sab k

Aik pathan namaz seekhny molvi sab k pas gya. Molvi sab: Sana ati hai? Pathan: sharmate hue G Sana to nhi ati magr Bushra

Daant 1 pathan admi se jhagra kar

Daant 1 Pathan 1 admi se jhagra kar raha th. kehne laga main tumhaer 64 k 64 dant tor dun ga.pas khare hue 1

Pathans the0ry 0f light mo0n is

Pathan’s the0ry 0f light: ‘Mo0n is m0re important dan Sun Bc0z it givz light at night whn light is needed, While Sun givz light

2 pathan bank lotne gay gun

2 PATHAN bank lotne gay GUN gar bhol gay Phir b bank lot liya KAISE . Bank manager b PATHAN tha Bola GUN kal

Pathan calls up white house says

Pathan calls up White House & says I want 2 be the next President of USA. Obama: R U an idiot? Pathan: Why? Is

Pathan yaar uth zalzala aa raha hai

Pathan: Yaar Uth Zalzala Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai. 2nd pathan: Soja’Soja Ghar To Makaan Maalik Ka Giray ga, Hum To

1 pthan aaina dekh k sochne laga

1 pthan Aaina Dekh k sochne laga, Yar isko kahin dekha hai’ thori der sochne k baad ‘O Teri Kher ye to wohi hai

Pathan raat ko cycle ly k qabristan

Pathan raat ko cycle ly k qabristan main ghus gaya. Phir bahar nikla aur paseena ponchhty huwy bola: Yaara, ye konsa road tha? Itna

Pathan k bhai mathe pe machar betha

Pathan k bhai k mathe pe machar betha tha. pathan ne danda mara to machar k sath bhai b mar gaya. Baap: O begherat

Foji prade k doraan ek officer ny

Foji Prade K Doraan Ek Officer Ny Pathan Sipahi Sy Puchha. Ye Hath May Kya Hy.? Gul Khan: Sir Ye Banduk Hy Oficer: Ye

1st pathan oye agar raat ko neend

1ST PATHAN: Oye agar raat ko neend na aaye tu kya kiya jaye..? 2ND PATHAN: 0 yara neend ka intzar karnay se tu behtar

La tarosa pa talash ke da khapal

LA TAROSA PA TALASH KE DA KHAPAL ZAN YAM NA POHEGAM AINE GHONTE HAIRAN YAM KA TA NAE DA STA KHAYAL BA RA SARA

Pathan sir k bal jaldi safaid hote

Pathan: sir k bal jaldi safaid hote hai neche k Q nai 2nd pthn:Q k neche k bal sir k bal se 15saal chote

Pathan ne chottey qadd ki larki se

PATHAN Ne Chottey Qadd Ki Larki Se Shaadi Ki Kisi Ne Pocha Tum Ne Aisa Kyu Kiya PATHAN Bola Mere Walid Ne Kaha Tha

Pathan 2 sardar yaara aaj humne bohat

Pathan 2 Sardar: ‘Yaara..!! Aaj Humne Bohat Bara Larai Dekha-‘ Sardar: Woh Kese?? Pathan: Aasman Or Zameen K Darmiyan… – – – 2 Machhar

Pathan passport banwaney gaya clerk nic

Pathan Passport Banwaney gaya, Clerk: NIC do, Pathan ne Bv ka NIC diya. Clerk: Bv ka Nahi apna do. Pathan: Kal to Humko bola

Lady drpathan se tum roz clinic

lady dr:pathan se : tum roz clinic k bahir kharey ho k aurton ko q ghoorty ho? pathan:ap hi ne bahir likha hua hy

Pathan in computer exam examiner what

Pathan In Computer Exam Examiner ‘What is Microsoft Excel?’ Pathan: ‘It is a new brand of Surf Excel, to clean the computer :p:-) Geo

1 pathn 2nd pathan se puchta he

1 pathn 2nd pathan se puchta he k: Yara kya tm ne generator me petrol ki jaga COCACOLA DALA HE? 2nd pathn: nh yara

1 aadmi pathan ko maar raha tha

1 Aadmi PATHAN Ko Maar Raha Tha, Logon Ne Poocha K Q Maar Rhey Ho? Wo BoLa SALA 1 GHANTAY SE POOCH RAHA HY

2 pathan car main bomb fit kar

2 Pathan car main bomb fit kar rahy they.pehla pathan bola.’Yar agar fit karty hoay aik phat gaya to phir ‘???? 2nd Pathan ‘Dont

Pathan yar kal abba ne bohat mara

Pathan: Yar Kal Abba Ne Bohat Mara. 2nd Pathan: Kyon? 1st Pathan: Kuch Nahi, Main ne Bas Itna Poocha Tha, “Kaminey” Film Dekhne Chalen

1 masjid me ilaan hua k bacha

1 masjid me ilaan hua k 1 bacha mila hai. Jin ka hai aa k le jain….. 1 pathan aya aur kaha k bhai

Mashooom more begha shapa biya jadugari

MASHOOOM ! ! ‘MORE BEGHA SHAPA BIYA JADUGARI OSHWA MA DA BATHROOM DARWAZA KOLAWO KA OU LIGHT AKHPALA BHAL SHOO’ ! ! ! MOOR

Ek pathan dost seyara pehle 30saal tk

Ek pathan dost se=Yara pehle 30saal tk hamara koi olad Ni hua:: Dost=To phr tm ne kia kya? Pathan=Phr yara ham ne Shadi kia

Pathan balooch sy ek din k liye

PATHAN BALOOCH SY EK DIN K LIYE APNE SHALWAR TO DENA BALOOH:KYON APNY DADA KO PEHNAE GA KIYA? PATHAN:NAHI HUM NY SHADI MAIN TENT

1 pthan ki murgi bemar hui

1 pthan ki murgi bemar hui, Sardar:tum Eska sadka utar lo To phir . . . . . . Phir kya hona tha,PATHAN ne

Taxi wala sahab 30 rupay hue

Taxi waLa: Sahab.! 30 Rupay hue. . Pathan: Ye Lo 15 Rupay. Taxi waLa: Ye To BeEmani Hy. . . . . Pathan: Aby

Pathan raat ko kamre mai gaya tu

Pathan raat ko Kamre mai gaya tu Dulhan ny Doodh ka Glass diya aur bht Romantic awaz se pocha G or kuch? Pathan: Baji

Pathan driver road accident kerne par pakra

Pathan Driver, Road accident kerne par pakra gaya… Judge: Accident kaisay hoa!! Pathan: Khuda ki kasam ham ko nahe pata… , , , Ham

Pathan meri shadi nhi hoti dostaap mazar

Pathan: meri shadi nhi hoti Dost:aap mazar pr dua kro NEXT YEAR Dost: kia hua Pathan: nhi hoi Dost: kon se mazar par dua

Sardar n pathan ja rahey they un

Sardar n Pathan ja rahey they un ko 1000 ka not mila.. Sardar: Chalo fifty fifty le letey hen.. Pathan: Baqaya 900 rupy da

1 kabutar pathan ko tang kar raha

1 Kabutar Pathan Ko Tang Kar Raha Tha, Pathan Ne Usy Pakar Liya Or Usy MAarne Ka Faisla Kar Liya, Wo Usy Chhath Pe

19 pathans went to watch movie in

19 pathans went to watch movie in cinema But why 19? Because, it was written outside the cinema. . . . . . .

Tum so k utho tumhare upar rehmat

Tum SO K Utho Tumhare upar REHMAT ho Tum DUPAHAR ko Utho Tumhare upar REHMAT ho Tum SHAM ko Utho Tumhare upar REHMAT ho

Baap sardar yaar musibat k waqt

Baap Sardar : yaar musibat k waqt gadhe ko bhi baap bnana parhta he Pathan : Yaar bari baat he k teri amma man

Zardari tumhain tairnaswiming ata hy pathan nhi

Zardari: Tumhain tairna(swiming) ata hy? Pathan: Nhi Zardari: Tum se acha to kutta(dog) hy! Pathan: Tumhain tairna ata hy? Zardari: Yes Pathan: Tum main

Baap munay aj asman se ek

BAAP: ! ! ! ! MUNAY AJ ASMAN SE EK LARKI AYEGE AUR TUMHER EK CHOTI MUNI GIFT KAR JAEGE ! ! ! !

Bloud group doctor says to pathan appka

Bloud Group… Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se hamara

Kala gull kala khazan bahar sham za

Kala gull kala khazan kala bahar sham.. Kala za da yar pa stargo k khumar sham.. Kala kala me da zaana zargay tor she..

Saza dene wale razaa puchte hai

saza dene wale razaa puchte hai jeene ki humse vajah puchte hai dete hai khud hi zeharhumko aakar phir kitna huya hai asar puchte

Pathan sharaab peetey huay bv se

PATHAN SHARAAB PEETEY HUAY BV SE; TUM KON HO? BV; PAGAL HO GAY HO KIYA? APNI BV KO BHOOL GAYE? PATHAN; NASHA HER GHAM

Hasi da khkulo tangawal me lagi

Hasi Da ‘KHKULO’ Tangawal Me Lagi, Siraf Pa ‘GHAIG’ K Ra’NEWAL’ Me Lagi, Da ‘GHALAT’ Kaar Na Me ‘TOBA’ TOBA’ Da, Hasi Pa ‘MAKH’

Sardar aao race lagatay hain jo haara

Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega. Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom. Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay

Teacher 1877 ko kya hua tha

Teacher: 1877 Ko kya hua tha? PATHAN: I don’t know Tchr: Stupid,Quaid.e.Azam Peda Hue Thay 1881 ko Kya Hua tha? Pathan: Quaid.e.azam 4 Sal

Train station pe ruki 1 aadmi

Train station pe ruki 1 Aadmi ne sath baithy Pathan se pocha Konsa station hai? Pathan ne bahir daikha Or bola Lagta hy Railway

Pathanmujhe rat ko sapny mei kuttay football

PATHAN:Mujhe Rat Ko Sapny Mei Kuttay Football Kheltey Dikhai Dety Hain Dr:Ye Dawai Aj se Kha Lena PATHAN: Kal se Kha Loon? Dr: Q?

Pathan ko 1 lawaris bandar mila wo

Pathan ko 1 Lawaris Bandar mila Wo Usay Police Station le gya Inspector: Isay Zoo le jao Agly roz inspector ne Pathan ko Bandar

Pathan yaara hum bohat pareshan hai sardar

Pathan: Yaara Hum bohat Pareshan hai. Sardar: Kyun Khan Saab? Pathan: Yaara 2 ghanta ho gaya hai koi humain, ‘Battery Low’ k Naam se

Pathan apne bap se mjhe shadi

Pathan apne Bap se : mjhe shadi krni hy Abbu: beta kis k sath? Pathan: Dadi k sath Abbu : Begherat wo meri Maa

Policeman pathan se jail me kese aye

Policeman pathan se: JAIL me kese Aye ho? Pthan: Oh yara bas kia batao, GEO ki LARKI Interview leny ayi thi Us k seenay

Miss pathan apni miss se kal apne

Miss Pathan apni miss se: Miss kal apne muje call q ki the? Miss: mene to ap ko koi call nhi ki.. Pathan: To

1 pathan aaina dekh k sochny laga

1 Pathan Aaina Dekh k sochny laga, Yara isko kahen dekha hay’ thori dair sochne k baad: O Lala! ye tu woi hay jo

Sardar yaar larkiyon ko shaadi k baad

Sardar: Yaar Larkiyon ko Shaadi k baad ‘BEGUM’ kyun kehte hein? Pathan: Simple, Shaadi k baad Larkiyon k saray Gham Shohar k Galay parr

Pathan bar apni windows ka pasword bhool

Pathan bar bar apni windows ka Pasword bhool jata tha. Aik dafa usne socha mei…n apni windows ka pasword kya rakhon jo kabhi na

Pahan ek larki se aap mere dil

pahan ek larki se aap mere dil main aajao GIRL ghuse se : CHAPAL utaron kiya PATHAN : Pagli aise hi aa jao masjid

Pathan ki taang me gehra cut lag

Pathan ki taang me gehra cut lag gaya Nurse :Is me 10 tankey lagenge . Pathan : kitna kharcha hoga . Nurse :3000 .

Teacherpappu pathan ki beti ko bhagaa kr

Teacher:’pappu pathan ki beti ko bhagaa kr ley gya’ iska future tense btao? Stdnt: Pappu ki namaz-e- janaza shaam 6 bajey banaaras py adaa

Ek pathan namaz parh raha tha doosra

ek pathan namaz parh raha tha doosra ye sahab bare namazi parhezgar aur mutaki hen PATHAN namaz tor ke bola hum ne hajj bhi

Golden opportunities 1 internet email

‘GOLDEN OPPORTUNITIES’ 1) INTERNET & EMAIL WORLD WIDE MARKETING SERVICE FOR YOUR DESIRED COUNTRY OR DESIRED PROFESSION i.e BLOG POSTING FREE POST ADS EMAIL

Mareez doctor sahib ye dawa to

Mareez : Doctor Sahib Ye Dawa To Kahin Se Nahi Mil Rahi Pathan Doctor: 0oo Ho.. Dawai Likhna To Hum Bhol Hi Gaya Ye

Pathan ne rishtay k lie tasweer khinchwai

Pathan ne rishtay k lie tasweer khinchwai to Backgrond me gadha b a gaya , Pathan ne tasweer k saath ye likh kr Bheja:

Pathanairhostess k mammy par laga badge

Pathan:airhostess k Mammy par laga badge parh raha tha jis par uska naam likha tha ‘TINA’. Pathan: bara khubsurat naam hy,dusray ka naam nahi

Pathan wash room me lido le ja rha

Pathan wash-room me Lido le ja rha tha, kisi ne pucha? Khan sahb ye kahan ander le ja rhe ho? Pathan: Ander likha he,

Shaikh me aj bus k peche bhagta

Shaikh: Me aj Bus k peche Bhagta hua Ghar tak aagya or kiraye k 10 Rupe Bacha liye. Pathan: Tum bohat bewaqoof ho Rakshy

Ak pathan ki bus nehar main gir

ak pathan ki bus nehar main gir gai. Police:bus nehar main kesy giri? Pathan:pta nai Police:Q Pathan:aj condector ni aya tha to main pechy

Ek aadmi ki ammi ke nic per

Ek Aadmi ki Ammi ke NIC per Bevah Likh Diya Gaya: Woh Admi Gusse Main Apne Baap K Saath Nadra ke Office Gaya. Aur

1 pathan nya thableg sy wapas aay

1 pathan nya nya thableg sy wapas aay to apne beve ko marnay laga .kese ny pocha keo mar rahay ho ? Pathan bhola

1 pathan buji hoi cigret pi raha

1 Pathan Buji hoi cigret Pi Raha tha Kisi Ne Pucha yeh kaisi cigret Pi Rahe Ho is Me To Dohan Hi Nahi Hai?

Pathan ki wife hamari beti 2o saal

Pathan Ki Wife: Hamari Beti 2O Saal Ki Hogai Hai Tum Jao Or 26 Saal Ka Larka Dhoondo Or 26 Ka Hi Hona Chahiye,

Mena da dilbar che me khyaluno k

Mena da dilbar che me khyaluno k razi Da naz khanda khabare me yaduno k razi Kaash che kala kala me pa wekha hum

In ulfat ki rahon mein dhoka na

In ulfat Ki RAHON Mein Dhoka na dena, ?.! Ay-Dost !?. Mera Yakeen Tujh Pe aisa hai Jese Pathan ka Naswar Par?

Pathan dentist sekya ap dard k bgar

Pathan dentist se:kya ap dard k bgar dant nekal lete hn? Dr:Nai Pathan: me nekal leta ho Dr: kese Pathan: hee hee hee hee

Boy jaanparda kar lo aagey sindhion ka

‘Boy: jaan,Parda kar Lo aagey Sindhion ka muhalla hai Thori door jaaney k baad Larki naqab utha k boli: Jaan ab TuM parda karo

1 faqer pathan ky ghar aaya aor

1 faqer pathan ky ghar aaya aor kaha may allah ka mehman hon, pathan ny eska haath pakar kar masjid may lay gia aor

Pathan chalte achanak ruk gaya or lunch

Pathan chalte chalte achanak ruk gaya, or lunch box khol k dekhne laga, Dost: kia hua? pathan: dekh raha tha k kaam se aa

Aik jaga per biryani taqseem ho rahi

aik jaga per biryani taqseem ho rahi thi wo biryani lene gaya , use kuch nahi mila ,woh apni b.v ka brazer utha k

Pathan ne apni bhabi ka murder krdiapolice

Pathan ne apni bhabi ka murder krdia,Police: kyun murder kia?Pathan: mere dost k pas call ai wo hans hans k bat kra tha mene

pathan maan hm bra ho k

*’* pathan, Maan hm bra ho k airforce m jaega, Maan, Beta muje kese pta chalega k ye mere bete ka jahaz h.? Pathan.

Aik dehati pathan shadi ki wapsi par

aik dehati pathan aik shadi ki wapsi par roo raha tha oor us k kapray phatay howay thay kisi nay pocha kaya how to

1 pathan ne 1 buzurg se kuch

‘1 pathan ne 1 buzurg se kuch pucha Buzurg ne 2 thapr laga dye kisi ne pathan s kha tumne kya pucha tha Pathan

pathan goes for job intrview

*’* Pathan goes For job Intrview. Questin. Where is Ab Dabi,? Pathan. Jis qabrustan me hamara AMI dabi , Wahen thora dur pr Abu

Pathan riding a cycle cycle hits girl

Pathan riding a cycle Pathan riding a cycle, hits a Girl. Girl: Ghanti nahin mari jaati kya? Pathan: ARe Zana na ?!! Poori cycle

Girl pathan sejab ap ke pas mobile

Girl Pathan se:Jab ap ke pas mobile hy or mere pas bhi mobile hy to ap ne Letter Q bheja? Pathan:O hum ne tumko

Spelani ghwandey me zaan ta dar logay

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