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Pathan SMS Messages

Pathan yar kal abba ne bohat mara

Pathan: Yar Kal Abba Ne Bohat Mara. 2nd Pathan: Kyon? 1st Pathan: Kuch Nahi, Main ne Bas Itna Poocha Tha, “Kaminey” Film Dekhne Chalen

Pathan ne 30 rupe ki lotry li

Pathan Ne 30 Rupe Ki Lotry Li.. 1 Crore Ka Inaam Nikla… Tax Kat Kar 90Lac Mile, Pathan Bola, Hum Ko Poora Pesa Chahye

Pathan apni girl frnd k sath date

Pathan Apni Girl frnd k sath Date pe gya,0r ahista se b0la Mere dil m 1 bat hy magr kehte hue Ghabrata hun Girl:Kah

Larkiyan bhi ajeeb hoti hainbat karo to

Larkiyan bhi ajeeb hoti hain,bat karo to ThappaR mar deti hain Pathan: Yeh tum Ne bilkul thek bat kia, isi liye to Hm Larka

Pathanbhari hui bus me 1 larki se

Pathan_Bhari Hui Bus Me 1 Larki Se Touch Ho Raha Tha! . Larki_Excuse Me! Aap Acha Nahi Kar Rahy. Pathan_Itne Rush Me Is Se

Lo ge peshawar k pathano ne 1

Lo Ge! Peshawar k PATHANO Ne 1 Aur Feisla Kiya Hai..! Agar Saudi Arab Main BARISH Hogi Tou, . . . . . .

Pathan ki bivi aaj aapne pehli

Pathan ki Bivi: Aaj Aapne Pehli Baar Aage Se Kiya Hai Naa. Pathan: Laanat Ho Load shedding Waalon Par,…! Mere se zina krwa diya!

Pathan apne bap se mjhe shadi

Pathan apne Bap se : mjhe shadi krni hy Abbu: beta kis k sath? Pathan: Dadi k sath Abbu : Begherat wo meri Maa

Motrway police to pathan ap 180

Motrway police to pathan: ‘ap 180 ki speed se kiuon ja rhe thy?’ pathan: Tm logo ne hi to board pe likha hy YAD

Pathan apni bv se naraz hogyaa or

Pathan Apni BV Se Naraz Hogyaa Or Khud Ko or BV ko Maarne Ka Faisla Kia. Usne Apni Kanpati Pe Gun Rakhi Or BV

Malangi darna da khapalo koso ghuwaram

MALANGI DARNA DA KHAPALO KOSO GHUWARAM DA PRADI WATAN KHANI ME PAKAR NA DA CHE YARAN ME PAKE NA WINAM PA STARGO RABA DASE

Che nari waghe marghan zama pa qabar

Che Nari Waghe Marghan Zama Pa Qabar Bia De Na Jari Janan Zama Pa Qabar Bulbulan Che Pre Da Gham Sandari Wai Sa Hajat

Doctor you have brain cancer pathan

Doctor: You have Brain cancer. Pathan Jumps in joy. YesssSSS !!! YaHo00oo… Doctor: Why are you so Happy ? Pathan: B-coz it Proves that

Da speeni khwlay qeemat di waya

da speeni khwlay qeemat di waya. za sawdagar da pishin bazar raghalay yama. nun mi pa speeni khulgai mor ka.. pa shukrana ki ba

Pathan khudkushi pr tqreer kr rha

Pathan: Khudkushi pr tqreer kr rha tha. Khudkushi Hram hy Zulm hy Gunah hy buzdili hy pagalpun hy. is se behtr hy ke insan

Da akhpal zargi parharo qise cha ta

DA AKHPAL ZARGI DA PARHARO QISE CHA TA OKRAM..? ZA DA NEMGARI ARMANONO QISE CHA TA OKRAM..? HAGHA 6 MAA SARA BA YAW ZAI

1 pthan ki murgi bemar hui

1 pthan ki murgi bemar hui, Sardar:tum Eska sadka utar lo To phir . . . . . . Phir kya hona tha,PATHAN ne

Aik pathan road pe potti ker raha

Aik pathan Road pe potti ker raha tha Police ne usse pakar liua Jub usse le jane lage tu pathan bola Saboot to utha

Pathan india gaya wahan barish ho rahi

Pathan India Gaya Wahan Barish Ho Rahi Thi: Wo Mandir Mai Ja Kar Bhagwan Ko Bahir Phaink Kar Bola, . . . “Kaddi Naa

Da juwand pa hara lara har safar

Da juwand pa hara lara har safar de mubarak sha, Pa meena derta wayim che akhtar de mubarak sha…. FOR PASHTOON

Pathan 2 sardar tujhe apna computer bara

Pathan 2 Sardar. Tujhe apna Computer bara krna hai? Sardar: Haan yaar.. Pathan: TO COMPUTER ME SE WINDOW NIKAL K DaRWaZa LAGWA LE….:

Sir muhawre ka istemal karo mun me

Sir: Muhawre Ka Istemal Karo. ‘Mun Me Pani Aana’ Sardar: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko Munh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya, Mere Munh Mai

Pathan passport banwaney gaya clerk nic

Pathan Passport Banwaney gaya, Clerk: NIC do, Pathan ne Bv ka NIC diya. Clerk: Bv ka Nahi apna do. Pathan: Kal to Humko bola

Pathan apne biwi k saath ja raha

Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha: 1 Larkay Ne Aankh Maari. Pathan: Tujhe Sharam Nahi Aati Mujhe Aankh Martay Ho. Larka: Maine

Pathan ne ma mai 1st position li

Pathan Ne M.A mai 1st Position Li: Teacher ne pocha: Ab Agay Kya Karne Ka Irada Hai? Pathan: . . . . Bachpan Se

Pathan f 16 land kr k bahir nikla

Pathan f-16 land kr k bahir nikla or staff se kehne lga: Yara aj humne india k 2 jahaz or 3 tank tabah krdye

Teacher 1877 ko kya hua tha

Teacher: 1877 Ko kya hua tha? PATHAN: I don’t know Tchr: Stupid,Quaid.e.Azam Peda Hue Thay 1881 ko Kya Hua tha? Pathan: Quaid.e.azam 4 Sal

Biya ba na darzi khobuna jare

Biya Ba Na Darzi Khobuna Biya Ba Jare, Chi Me band Shi Dedanona Biya Ba Jare, Sta Da Zra Taqaze Ba Nan Pora Kram,

1 doctor bache ka sunnat karne aaya

1 DOCTOR BACHE KA SUNNAT KARNE AAYA DOC:- ! ! ! ! BETA! WO DEKO OPER SONE KA BULB LAGA HOWA HY ! !

Pathan apni girlfrnd k sath 1st date

Pathan apni Girlfrnd k sath 1st date pe: ‘Ye meri pehli date hy Darling’ agr koi glti ya kami reh jaye to. . .

Pathantm ne mje dokha dia hy

Pathan:Tm ne mje dokha dia hy. Dukandar:Sir mene apko asli radio dia hy. Pathan:Radio pr MADE in JAPAN hy Or On karo to khta

Pathan to airhostsbibi tmara shakal amara ghr

Pathan to airhosts ‘Bibi tmara shakal amara ghr wali se bot milta ey’ airhosts ne use aik thapar mar diya. Pathan: ‘WALLAH! Adat b

Pathan blood ke bare main book parh

pathan blood ke bare main book parh raha tha Wife kyoun parh rahe ho ? PATHAN DR ne kaha tha ke blood teste hoga

Pathan england me khana khany gaya wo

PATHAN England me khana khany gaya Wo MURGHI khana chahta tha lakin English me Murghi ka naam bhol gya Waiter:Wt do u want? PATHAN:

Kala gull kala khazan bahar sham za

Kala gull kala khazan kala bahar sham.. Kala za da yar pa stargo k khumar sham.. Kala kala me da zaana zargay tor she..

Teacher batao zmen or chand ka apas

Teacher: Batao zmen or chand ka apas me kya rishta hy? Pathn:Bhai behn ka Techer Wo ksy? Pathn: Q k log chnd ko mamu

Ek pathan ka sar phat gaya drne

Ek Pathan ka Sar phat gaya Dr.ne puchha:Khan Ye kaise hua? Pathan:Main chapal se Keel thok rha tha Ek Bnda bola:Khan KHOPRI istmal kro.

Pathanmujhe rat ko sapny mei kuttay football

PATHAN:Mujhe Rat Ko Sapny Mei Kuttay Football Kheltey Dikhai Dety Hain Dr:Ye Dawai Aj se Kha Lena PATHAN: Kal se Kha Loon? Dr: Q?

1 pathan achank 2 cigrates peene laga

1 pathan achank 2 cigrates peene laga bv: aj kal 2 cigrate pee rahe ho, Q? Pathan: dost ki yad aa rahi he, 1

1 pathan 2sre se yaar aaj kia

1 pathan 2sre se yaar aaj kia din hai……… 2sra yaar mujhay nahi pata hai main khud iss city main naya aaya hun….

Pathan 1 saal kay bemar bachey ko

Pathan 1 Saal Kay Bemar Bachey Ko Hospital Ley Kar Gaya Dr:Isko Koi Ulti Seedhi Cheez Tou Nahi Khelai? PATHAN: Nahi, Bohot Ro Raha

Pathan ki biwi maleria se kanp tahi

pathan ki biwi maleria se kanp tahi thi. doctor…. kia huwa ise? pathan.. bemaro ka to pata nai bus subha se ..vibration.. pe lagi

Pathan bhai sahab 1 kala bulb denastorekeeper

Pathan: Bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena. Storekeeper: Aap kaley bulb ka kia karainge? Pathan: Dopaher me soney k liye andhera karna hai.

Phansi police tumhe kl subha phansi dedi

Phansi Police: tumhe kl subha phansi dedi jae gi Pathan : hahahahah me to uthta hi 11 baje hon

1 pathan pao mein rasi bandh raha

1 Pathan Pao mein rasi bandh raha tha 1 shakhs ne pocha: kia kar rahe ho? PATHAN: khud-kushi ADMI lekin khud-kushi to gale mein

Pathan doodh wale se tum 2

Pathan Doodh Wale Se:, Tum 2 Din Se Kyun Nahi Aa Rahe Thay? Doodh Wala: Meri bivi Beemaar Thi. Pathan:, Yaar To Bhains Ka

Pathan balooch sy ek din k liye

PATHAN BALOOCH SY EK DIN K LIYE APNE SHALWAR TO DENA BALOOH:KYON APNY DADA KO PEHNAE GA KIYA? PATHAN:NAHI HUM NY SHADI MAIN TENT

Mata ma kawa khanda da meeni taab

mata ma kawa khanda da meeni taab na laram. za yaw ghareeb sarai yam da cha jawab na laram. taata naghmay da meeni ba

Teacher to pathan agar tum mobile se

Teacher to Pathan: Agar Tum Mobile Se 15 ki Jagah 51 Dial karo to Kiya Hoga Pathan: Very Simple police ki Gaari Reverse Mein

Da yo sari wada osho khaza ye

DA YO SARI WADA OSHO KHAZA YE SAADA WA 6 MAMILA YE KOLA NU KHAZE WE ‘DA SA K’? SARI WE ‘PA MEZILE DE

Mena da dilbar che me khyaluno k

Mena da dilbar che me khyaluno k razi Da naz khanda khabare me yaduno k razi Kaash che kala kala me pa wekha hum

Ek pathan na aag bhujane k liye

ek pathan na aag bhujane k liye phoonk mari to us ki hawa nikal gai dubara phoonk mari to phir nikal gai pathan ghoom

Ek pathan namaz parh raha tha doosra

ek pathan namaz parh raha tha doosra ye sahab bare namazi parhezgar aur mutaki hen PATHAN namaz tor ke bola hum ne hajj bhi

Pathan maa hum bara ho k jahaz

PATHAN MAA HUM BARA HO K JAHAZ URAE GA MAA BETA MUJHE KESE PATA CHALEGA K YE MERE BETE KA JAHAZ HY PATHAN HUM

Da awko lika ca pa anangi lara

DA AWKO LIKA CA DA CA PA ANANGI LARA SHI LAKA TIRA TORI YA NIGA PA ZARGI LARA SHI

Pathan office sa wapis araha tha rastay

pathan office sa wapis araha tha rastay main 1 larka milla usne pathan ko kaha tmhara biwi kisi shadi main nach rhi hai. pathan

Pathan sitting on the top of mountain

Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying… Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying… When a person asked

Hamarai apse itne guzarish hy na

HAMARAI APSE ITNE ‘GUZARISH’ HY NA ZABARDASTI NA KOI ‘SIFARISH’ HY HAMRAI YAD KA FAQT ITNA ‘EHTIMAM’ HO APKI ‘DUAON’ MEY HAMARA BHI NAAM

Veena in bigboss 14waan din

*Veena in BigBoss* . 14waan din rat 3 bajay ? ? ? __? (? _ ?) ) ( (. (. / ) . (

Ya pa sparli ya akhtar rasha charta

Ya pa sparli ya pa Akhtar rasha Charta yao wrazy pa Chakar rasha Da ratlo hasy sa bana jora ka Ya pa raza ya

1 pathan tv pe bomb rakh ker

1 pathan t.v pe bomb rakh ker pakistan ka semi final daikh raha tha. . . BIVI : ye bomb kis lie rakha hai

Belatana yam nemgare dalta tol pradi di

Belatana yam nemgare, dalta tol pradi pradi di, Musafar yam ghamzapaly, dalta tol pradi pradi di. Yo ghamkhwar me pake nishta, zanla zanla zindagi

Pathan 0 yara hum yaha nai rahega

Pathan: 0 yara hum yaha nai rahega hmara paisa wapas karo itna chota kamra aur sirf aik stoolTm humein janwar smjhta haiWaiter: Sir ye

1 race ho rahi thi us me

1 Race ho rahi thi. Us me 1 Pathan b tha. Elan hua ‘1 2 3 Go’. Sub bhage Pathan nai bhaga. Coach: Khan

Ek pthan khawaja photo studio waly ke

Ek Pthan’ khawaja photo studio waly ke pas gea, aur kehny laga yara ek tasveer bna do’ khawaja ask! Khan shb kia size rakhu’

Pathans love letter mera pyara shabnam

Pathan’s Love Letter: . ‘Mera Pyara Shabnam Baji, Salam! . Baji aaj ham tumko apna dil ka baat batana chata hai . Khuda ka

Pathan balooch sy ek din k liye

PATHAN BALOOCH SY EK DIN K LIYE APNE SHALWAR TO DENA BALOOH:KYON APNY DADA KO PEHNAE GA KIYA? PATHAN:NAHI HUM NY SHADI MAIN TENT

Pthan mazar pe bomb rakhte hoy pakra

PTHAN ‘Mazar’ pe Bomb Rakhte Hoy Pakra Gya Logo Ne bht Maara 0r Pocha æsa Q kia.? PTHAN ko Kuch Smaj Na aaya To

Bv pathan se khan hmko hmara salgirah

BV pathan se: Khan hmko hmara salgirah me Chain gift karna, Pathan: wai qurban! Lalay di jaan! Zaroor dega Batao. CYCLE Wala Ya KUTTE

1 pathan apne pas inchi

*. . .1 Pathan apne pas INCHI TAPE Rakh k Soota tha Biwi Khan tum yeh kya karta hy? Pathan Hum dekhna chata hy

Ye hai naswaar ka kamal top 3

Ye hai Naswaar ka Kamal, Top 3 bowlrz in world Cup2011, 1. Afridi_21 wktz, 2. Zaheer khan_17 wktz, 3. Umar Gul_14 wktz, Nswaar Khao,

Aik pathan masjid mein namaz parhney jaata

Aik Pathan masjid mein namaz parhney jaata hai to molvi sahab kehtey hain key tamaam hazraat apne apne mobile phones ka switch off kardein

Pathan paper de raha tha larka

Pathan Paper de raha tha.. Larka: KHAN SAAB aap ki NaQal maar loon.? PATHAN: Tum hamari Naqal maro ham tumhari asal maarey ga

1 pthan interview k liay gaya officer

1 Pthan interview k liay gaya, OFFICER: ‘Tum kitney Bhai Behen ho? PATHAN: 9. OFFICER: ‘Un mein Tumhara konsa number hai? PATHAN, ‘ZONG Ka’.

Pathan ne ek admi se kaha bhai

Pathan ne ek Admi se kaha bhai Aao pankhy k neechy betho bohut sawab ho ga. Admi sawab,Wo kiyun? Pathan ye hum Masjid se

Pathan larki ko chairtay hoe or

Pathan Larki ko chairtay hoe Or kiya HaaL hai? Larki ghuse mei: Jo teri behan ka hai Pathan Hans kar bola: Oh ho to

Zindagi to larki se chalti hy faraz

Zindagi to ?Larki? se chalti hy FARAZ?! ?Larkon? k saharay to pathan jiya karty hain

Pathan in computer exam examiner what

Pathan In Computer Exam Examiner ‘What is Microsoft Excel?’ Pathan: ‘It is a new brand of Surf Excel, to clean the computer :p:-) Geo

Great joke of 2011 pathan hmara

Great joke of 2011 Pathan: hmara yaar aaya hai chai to banao, Wife: Mai nahi bana rhi, Pathan Banao jab tmhara yaar aaye ga

Da singaar pa rangino k rata khaandi

Da singaar pa rangino k rata khaandi Khushboyo k rata khaandi Khalka dasay pa sada janan me sar day Pa jarha she pa salgo

Shadi ki salgira pr pathan apni bv

Shadi Ki Salgira Pr Pathan Apni BV k LyE Gulab Ka Phool Le K Aaya BV: Muje Ye Nhi Chahiye, Koi Sony Ki Cheez

Pathan shia ki majlis mai aaj

Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya: Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Gaya, Aur Wahan Dekha Sab Seenay Pe Haath

Teache tumhare abbu ka kya naam

Teache : Tumhare abbu ka kya naam hai ? Pathan: Google khan Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua ? Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai

1st pathan o yara bike q tez

1st Pathan O yara Bike q tez krdi 2nd Pathan Break fail ho gaya hai is se phele acident ho jaye jaldi se ghar

Ek pathan 15 saal allah se ro

Ek Pathan 15 Saal Allah Se Ro Ro Kar Aulad K Liye Dua Mangta Raha. 1 Din Pathan K Paas Farishta Aaya or Bola.

Amrican hm chand par ja kr jhaz

Amrican: Hm chand par ja kr jhaz banae ga Pathan : Hm soraj pr ja kr nswar banae ga Amrican:Tm jal jay ga Pthan:Hm

Pathan apni murgi ko garam pani pela

Pathan apni murgi ko garam garam pani pela raha tha. Dost: Khan ye kia kar rahy ho? Pathan ny kaha ap ye murgi ubly

Pathan washroom main betha thasamney likha thapaani

Pathan washroom main betha tha.Samney likha thaPaani ka zeyaada istmaal karien.Pathan 3 lottay pani pee gaya.

Der rata yadege ashna sa okam mana

DER RATA YADEGE ASHNA SA OKAM MANA NA HEREGE ASHNA SA OKAM ZA DE HERAWALE ZAKA NA SHAMA ZRH KE ME OSEGE ASHNA SA

Court me faisla howa 90pathan bewakoof hote

Court Me faisla howa 90%Pathan bewakoof hote hain Is pr Pathano ne kafi shor Machaya Phir faisla howa 10%Pathan bewakoof nhi hote Tb ja

Pathan yaar uth zalzala aa raha hai

Pathan: Yaar Uth Zalzala Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai. 2nd pathan: Soja’Soja Ghar To Makaan Maalik Ka Giray ga, Hum To

Pathan ko baap ne shadi pe gun

Pathan ko Baap Ne Shadi pe gun di or kha: Agr Bv zero meter o to Hwai Fire krna,nai to Goli Mar Dena. Pathan

Pathan ye kis cheez ka khait hai

Pathan: Ye Kis Cheez Ka Khait Hai..? Kisaan: Ye Kappas Ka Khait Hai Jis Se Kapry Banahy Jate Hai. Pathan: Is Men Shalwar Qameez

Spelani ghwandey me zaan ta dar logay

Spelani ghwandey me zaan ta dar logay ka, kho ma khpalo toro stargo ta nizday ka, da janan da jadogaro zalfo baada, Laka mraway

Pathan miss apne kal mujhe call q

Pathan: Miss apne kal mujhe call q ki thui kya kaam tha mujh se?? Teacher: Main ne to koi call nhn ki. Pathan: To

Aadat mi khamoshi da har qadam wafa

aadat mi khamoshi da har qadam wafa wafa yam.. afsos khabara daa da chi mayyan pur bewafa yam.. FOR PASHTOON

Jin kya hukm hy meray aaqa

Jin: ‘Kya Hukm hy Meray Aaqa?’ PATHAN: ‘Ek Shair suna do’ Jin: ‘Hukm Krien,Bakwas nhi,,, Myn Jin hoOn FARAZ nhi’ PATHAN: ‘Wah Wah Kya

Kesc main job ayi ha sallary rs

KESC main job ayi ha sallary Rs 20000 karna hai to reply karo ziada mehnat ka kaam nai hai’bus bijlli ki taron per geella

Teachermard zeyada sharif hotay hain k auratain

Teacher:mard zeyada sharif hotay hain k auratain? Pathan: mard. Teacher:wo kaisay? Pathan: mardo ma umar sharif, nawaz sharif,shehbaz sharif. Jab k auraton ma sirf

Pathan ki taang me gehra cut lag

Pathan ki taang me gehra cut lag gaya Nurse :Is me 10 tankey lagenge . Pathan : kitna kharcha hoga . Nurse :3000 .

Mareez doctor sahib ye dawa to

Mareez : Doctor Sahib Ye Dawa To Kahin Se Nahi Mil Rahi Pathan Doctor: 0oo Ho.. Dawai Likhna To Hum Bhol Hi Gaya Ye

1 pathan dosry sezra car se bahir

1 Pathan Dosry Se: Zra Car Se Bahir Dekhna K Indicators Kaam Kr Rahy Hein Ya Nahi? Dosra Pathan Bahr Dekh Kr: Han, Nhi,

Sir batao is duniya main sab se

Sir: Batao is duniya main sab se mushkil se kon paida howa? PTHAN: sir india ka sunny deol Sir: Wo kaise? PATHAN: Sir wo

Aik pathan quaid e azam k mazar

Aik pathan quaid e azam k mazar ja kr dua kr raha tha, mera prize bond her soorat main nikalna chaiyae jaisay hi wo

Ak pathan restey key ley tasveer khechwa

ak pathan restey key ley tasveer khechwa raha tha bachground mai ghadha(donkey)bhe aa gaya pathan ney tasveer key sath ye lekh kr bheja k

Ek darya k kinaray 2 sardar chamach

Ek darya k kinaray 2 Sardar chamach se darya main dahi daal rahe thay Pathan ne dekha tau poocha: Khocha ye kia karti? Sardar:

Pathan guse se waiter chiken biryani me

Pathan guse se: Waiter! chiken biryani me chiken hi nhi hai . . . Waiter: Sahab, gulab jamun me konsa gulab hota hai. Pathan:

Pa saba de domra amokhta karum aos

PA SABA SABA DE DOMRA AMOKHTA KARUM AOS ME HAR SABA LA STA PAROON PAKAR DEY SHOGEREEAY DA KHAPAL ZANGOON DA PASA KHUWAND KRI

Sardar aao race lagatay hain jo haara

Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega. Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom. Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay

Pathan ko drip lagi jab drip

Pathan ko DRIP Lagi Jab Drip END hone lagi to usne apne bhai se kaha Jao SISTER ko bula k lao Wo gaya aur

19 pathans went to watch movie in

19 pathans went to watch movie in cinema But why 19? Because, it was written outside the cinema. . . . . . .

Ek pathan galti seamandar me gir gaya

Ek pathan galti seamandar me gir gaya, doobte doobte uske haath machli aayi..use pakar kar bahar phenka or bola ja tu to apni jaan

Pathan yara abi tmhara ami ka

Pathan : yara abi tmhara ami ka khansi kesa hy? Friend : band hogai hy magar sans ruk ruk k arahi hy. Pathan :

Ek sheedi se pathan ne poucha k

ek sheedi se pathan ne poucha k tum kon ho. sheedi:main titanic ka hero hoon. pathan hairani se bola :titanic dooba tha ya jala

Ek pathan scheme wali bottle ka dhakan

Ek Pathan SCHEME Wali Bottle ka Dhakan, . Baar Baar Khol Kar Dekh Raha Tha. . . Kisi Ne Pucha: Kya Hua? . .

Policeman pathan se jail me kese aye

Policeman pathan se: JAIL me Kese Aye ho? Pathan:MEDIA ki LARKI interview kr rai thi Us k SEENAY pr ‘PRESS’ likha tha Mene dba

Pathan ne kapray ki shop kholi usi

Pathan Ne Kapray Ki Shop Kholi Usi Me Property Ka Kaam Shuru Kia Or Sath Me Tandoor Bhi Laga Lia Pta Hay Dukan Ka

Teacher dehli me qutub minar hai

Teacher: Dehli me Qutub minar hai. PATHAN class me so rha tha Teacher ny usy jagaya or ghusey sy kaha Btao mainy kia kaha?

Police pathan se hum se panga

POLICE Pathan Se:- Hum Se Panga Na Lo Hum DSP Hai. PATHAN:- O’ Jao Jao Hum Tum se Bara DSP Hai, Police:- DSP Ka

Jail mein pathan sy kisi ny pocha

Jail Mein Pathan sy kisi ny Pocha Tum Sy Aisi Kya Galti Hui K Tum Jail Mein Ho? PATHAN:Yara Hum Ny Bank Luta or

1 kabutar pathan ko tang kar raha

1 Kabutar Pathan Ko Tang Kar Raha Tha, Pathan Ne Usy Pakar Liya Or Usy MAarne Ka Faisla Kar Liya, Wo Usy Chhath Pe

Aik pathan apna sara saman le k

Aik Pathan apna sara saman le k GEO k office pohncha or poocha; Woh baji kahan hai jo news k bad kehti hai, Hamaray

Pathan date pe gya aftr dinner aahista

Pathan Date pe Gya. aftr dinner Aahista se bolaMuje kuch bolna hai tm Naraz to nahi hogi? Girl: (sharmaty hue)Nhi,Kaho na!Pathan: Baaji bill aadha

Motorway police aap 180 ki speed se

Motorway Police: Aap 180 ki speed se Q ja rahe ho? Pathan: Tum logon ne hi to side waly board pe likha hy ‘YAAD

Sardar agr 1 hathi sui k surakh

Sardar: Agr 1 Hathi Sui k Surakh me se guzarne ki koshish kr rha ho to usy rokny k lie kia krna chahye? Pathan:

Saza dene wale razaa puchte hai

saza dene wale razaa puchte hai jeene ki humse vajah puchte hai dete hai khud hi zeharhumko aakar phir kitna huya hai asar puchte

Kisi nay pocha khan saab radio aur

Kisi nay pocha Khan saab Radio aur Akhbar mai kya faraq hai? Pathan: Thori dair sochne kay baad, Yara dekho baat hai samjhnay ki,

Pathan tumhara shop ka doodh kharab hai

Pathan: Tumhara Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai Shrbat Me Dala Phat Gaya Dudh Wale Ne Pocha Konse Sharbat May Dala Tha? Pathan : LIMOO

pathan yaar uth zalzala aa raha

*. .Pathan: Yaar Uth Zalzala Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha He. 2nd Pathan: Soja’ Soja Ghar To Maalik makan Ka Giray ga,

Police officer to pathan tum humko janta

Police officer to pathan: Tum humko janta nahi hy hum yahan ka DSP hai. Pathan: Tum DSP hy to hum CSW hy Police: Ye

Pathan larki say i love

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