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Naughty SMS Messages

Pas aa zara dil ki baat bataon

Pas aa zara dil ki baat bataon tujh ko, Kesy dharakta hai dil awaz sunao tujh ko, Aa k tu daikh le dil pe

Na koi atana patana faxna msgna miscalna

Na koi ataNa koi pataNa koi faxNa koi msgNa koi miscalNa koi tcsNa koi letterNa koi contactNa koi visit.. Arey! Kahen ramzan sy pehly

3 golden rules 1 paisa aur nangi

3 golden rules… 1. Paisa Aur Nangi Larki jahan nazar aye mat choro 2. Lohay per Hathora aur Choot per Lora ussi waqt maro

Did u know meaning of women want

Did u know meaning of WOMEN? ‘W’ant ‘O’ne ‘M’an for ‘E’very ‘N’ight

Akbar anarkali tuje kya chahiyetaj yaan takhtanarkalijahanpanah

Akbar: Anarkali tuje kya chahiye TAJ yaan Takht? AnarkaliJahanpanah muje na Taj chahiye aur na hi Takht bus 1 naya Conection chahiye ufone ka.

Aik burhiyaa dusree se tum batao

aik burhiyaa dusree burhiyaa se : tum batao tumhara buchpan kaisa guzra?? old lady replied : mera buchpaan to humsayoo k lurkoo ki goad

u me

.-”-.-”-.( U & Me ) ‘-. .-‘ ‘v’Häve ANiCE&Stronglove /)/)( ‘;’ )(,)(,)i m cute but ,****,( @[email protected] ) ‘(–)’U R 2 cute yar

Aaj kal ki larkiyan hussan par naaz

Aaj Kal ki Larkiyan hussan par Naaz Karti hai,, wah wah Aaj Kal ki Larkiyan hussan par Naaz Karti hai,, . . . .

Cham cham karti chandni tim karte

Cham cham karti Chandni, Tim Tim karte Taaray, * * * * * * * * * * * * * * K0i b

Ao ehd krain k 3 cheezain hath

Ao ehd krain k 3 cheezain hath se kbi nai janay dain gay :SharafatSadaqatAur Unki ‘BACHIYAN…

Tip of the daykabhi ye mat socho

Tip of the DayKabhi ye mat socho tumhari girl friend ne tumhain kitna Romantic SMS bheja hai.Hamesha ye socho usay kisne bheja [email protected]

Urdu ki pehli book1947 alifannar bybakry pypankha

Urdu Ki Pehli Book…1947 Alif…Annar By….Bakry Py….Pankha . . . . . . . . . . . . Urdu Ki 1st Book 2008.

1 larka apni girl friend k liye

1 Larka apni Girl Friend k liye Chooriyan le k jata hai. GF: Khud he pehna do. Boy: Mujhe nahe pata tha k itna

World class post

World class Post !! . . . . … . . Father to his adopted son: ‘What is the height of laziness? Son: What

Sum men join army bcoz dey

Sum men join army bcoz dey r single & dey love WAR.. Others join army bcoz dey r married & dey love PEACE..!

3 dost ikaty ja rahy thy k

3 Dost ikaty ja rahy thy k achanak 1 pari aye aur kaha k may tum 3 ki 1,1 wish pori kar sakti ho.

Sheikh sb ki bivi beemar the light

Sheikh Sb ki bivi beemar the light nhn thi candel jal ri the… Sheikh: Mien doctor ko lene ja raha hun. agar tume lage

Papa paisay do sardar nai hain

papa paisay do Sardar: nai hain Beta: paisa dete nai phir paida kiyo kiya? Sardar: pen k loray konsi teri maa ki choot band

Yaar jo bhi mila dil jala kar

Yaar jo bhi mila dil jala kar gaya Khaak main meri hasthi mila kar gaya Pyaas jiski sada mai bhujatha raha Zahere-katil mujhe wo

Ekadmihotal parbethaaur usne hotalwalese kahakekchay tolekaraao whoadmi30

Ek’admi’hotal’ par’betha’aur’ us’ne ‘hotal’wale’se’ kaha’k’ek’chay’ to’lekar’aao’ who’admi’30’ minut’tak’betha to’us’ki’chay’ nahi’aai’to’us’ kaha’ji’chahata he’k’sale’naak’ par’sigret’ka’ shala’laga’du’ Reply’must’

Add raabid type kar k jazz

ADD RAABID type kar k jazz and telenor say 0305_5555555 ,, ufone and zong say 2323 ,, warid say 9536 par send karan ….

Chand nzr aya nai

Chand nzr aya? ( ‘:’ )Nai? (‘)(‘) Edhr dykho! (‘: ‘ ) (‘)(‘) Nai? Udhr? ( ‘:’) (‘)(‘) Nai? ( ‘:’ ) (‘)(‘).chalo theek

Teacher he give me 14 and 15

Teacher: He give me 14 and 15 rupees, esko urdu mein translate karo? Girl sharmate hue: Us ne mujhey choda aur pandra rupey diye…..!.

Reality of lifeu love someone and u

~Reality of life~: U love someone and u marry someone else.The one u marry becomes ur wife and the 1 u love becomes the

Yaad karte hen tumhen tanhai medil dooba

Yaad karte hen tumhen tanhai me Dil dooba hai gamo ki gahrai me Hamein mat dhondo duniya ki parchai me, Hum milenge tumhen tumhari

dil

. *”* . * ”*. ‘* Dil ki *’ * Gehrayon* ‘*. se .*’ ‘* .. *’ Fitay moon! . . . . .

1 aurat lahore k heera mundi se

1 Aurat lahore k heera mundi se bolne wala tota le i ghr aty hi tota bola: oy hoy nva adda nvi madam itne

Tecnological development ab ap zameen py reh

Tecnological Development! Ab Ap zameen py reh ky bhe Chand Se Baat Kr Sakte Hain ! Wow.! vo kase?? Just Dial……! 0314-4212635

Ghareeb bacha expres kinny wajy jani

GHAREEB BACHA: EXPRES KINNY WAJY JANI AA TT: 9 WAJY BACHA: LOCAL TT: 1 WAJY BACHA: MALL GADI TT: 12 WAJY TT: JANAY KITTHY

Saas aane do mere bete ko usey

Saas: Aane do mere Bete ko, Usey beth kar bataongi tere KARTUT! . Bahu: Koi faida nahi. . Saas: Wo kyun? Bahu: Q k

Bewajah kise se pyar nahi hota

Bewajah Kise Se Pyar Nahi Hota,, Marne Ke Baad Intizar Nahi Hota,, Her Kisi Se Dosti Dekh Kar Karna Har Insaan Meri Tarah hot,SWEET,Or

Newtens 1st law of poondi every poonder

*Newten’s 1st law of poondi…@ *Every Poonder continues to do poondi unless or until a thappar or a sandal with a velocity of 9.8m/s

Soraj hua madham chand dhalne laga

Soraj hua madham chand dhalne laga… Main thehra raha zameen chalne lgagi.. Sajina kia ye mera pehla pehla pyar hai.. .~ .~ .~ .~

Tmhra naam phool rakho to bikhr jao

Tmhra Naam Phool Rakho to bikhr jao gy Tmhra Naam Dil Rakho to toot jao gy Lo tmhra Naam Bijli rkh dia JUB chor

Tujhe dekhker aksar aajate hain mujhe chakker

Tujhe dekhker aksar Aajate hain mujhe chakker Samajh nahin aata mujhe Tum moannis ho ya muzakker.

Ek waqt tha apke msgs aise aate

Ek waqt tha apke msgs aise aate they Jese kisi ne apke sar pe pistol Rakhi huwi he Aur aap se msgs karwa raha

Perfect lecture should be like a girls

Perfect lecture should be like a girl’s mini skirt,which is long enough to cover the ‘subject’ and short enough to create interest.

Wo hum say khafa hein k dosron

‘Wo hum say khafa hein k hum dosron ko dekh kr Q muskuraty hein’ ‘koi unsy B to pochy K wo hr ik ki

When it rains at night in canadapeople

When it rains at night in Canada,people say:‘wht a pleasant weather’ when it rains at night in Pak,awaz ati hy: ‘Uthho,Beygherto!Manjiyaan andar kro’

Aap ki ek baat mujhey bohat pasand

Aap ki Ek Baat Mujhey Bohat Pasand Hai Wo Ye k Aap jab B Mera koi Sms parhty Ho To DIL Se parhty Ho

What is the full formof obamao originallyb born

What Is The Full-formOf ‘OBAMA’ O: Originally B: Born In A: Africa To M: Manage The A: Americans … ;->

Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyarraah

Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyarRaah main chorr kar mat jana mere yaarBin tere hum ji na payengeTum na hoge to humBEWAQOOFkisay banayen

Kyun nahi ladkay ne baday fakher se

Kyun nahi ,ladkay ne baday fakher se kaha. Ladki ne aahista se kaha, to phir doosray haath se apni naak saaf kro

I i sms i 000 sms

__!”””””””””””””’!i /:—i sms !i ”’0”””””””””””0”0”’ . SMS KA PURA TRUCK BHEJ DIYA JITNE SMS CHAHIYE NIKALLO… AB MAT KEHNA KE SMS NAHIN BHEJTY .

Dulhan ne ubtan na lagaya to dadi

Dulhan Ne Ubtan Na Lagaya To DADI Boli “Beti Ubtan Lagale Wrna NOOR Nhi Charhega” . . Suhag Raat K Bad Dulhan Dadi Se

Teacher usa me kutta marnay pr 2

Teacher: USA me kutta marnay pr 2 saal Qaid ho skti hy Student:ye kuch B nhi, Pak me uska Mazaq uranay par 14 sal

Boy me 20 yrs ka hon tum

Boy Me 20 yrs ka hon Tum kitne ki ho? Girl: Me b 20yrs ki hon Boy: Phir chalen? Girl: Kahan? Boy: Twenty Twenty

Reality bites we live in such

Reality bites: we live in such a strange country where Pizza reaches home faster than Ambulance and Police…!

Aik khusra dr kay pass gia our

AIK KHUSRA DR, KAY PASS GIA OUR KAHA DR SAHAB, MERI BHUND MAIN DARD HAI DR NAY KAHA, CHALO MAIN BHUND MAIN HAT DALTA

Friend 2 sheikh muje apni ring

Friend 2 Sheikh Muje apni ring de do main ring ko dekh k tumhay yaad karu ga Sheikh: Tum ye soch k muje yaad

Teacher agar sacche dil se rab

Teacher – Agar sacche dil se Rab se Dua ki jaye to woh poori hoti hai…!!! Student – Rehne dain miss, agar aisa hota

Pakistan mein shadiyaparents k merzi se hoti

Pakistan Mein ShadiyaParents K MErzi Se Hoti Hain IS Liye Dulhe K Liye Dulhan Surprize Hoti Hai Ghoongat UThane K Baad ya Aishwariya Ya

King of the states apple my

King of the States, Apple of my father’s eye, Strength 4 my mother’s heart, My brother climbed over the mare. Samajh aai ? Nahi,

The word w0man has man in itfemale

The word ‘w0man’ has ‘man’ in it. ‘female’ has ‘male’ in it. ‘she’ has ‘he’ in it. C0nclusi0n:Boyz r alwayz in the girlz hand:)GÉO

Eng u r in loveurdu stupidmaths have

Eng: u r in loveUrdu: u r stupidMaths: u have dual personalityPhysic: u have hapinesChmistry: u r gorgiousComp: u r the choice of every1.Bio:

Friend k saath karo ya girlfriend saath

FRIEND K SAATH KARO YA GIRLFRIEND K SAATH, ROOM ME KARO YA GARDEN ME, DIN ME KARO YA RAAT ME, BED PER KARO YA

Boyy did gandhi ge have no hair

Boy:Y did Gandhi GE have no hair on his head? Teacher:Its sign of Intelligence. Boy:Ohh! Now I AM understand Y girls have so Long

Faqeer baji bhooka hoon allah k naam

Faqeer: Baji bhooka hoon, Allah k naam thora sa khana dedo. Baji: Khana abi nai paka. Faqeer: Baji number likh lo jab pak jae

kiray daarmaalik makaan se mai is

# Kiray Daar(Maalik Makaan Se): Mai Is Mahine Ka Kiraya Adaa Nahi Kar Sakun ga. Maalik Makaan: Aap ne Pichle Mahine Bhi Yehi Kaha

Ashwariya919821420167katrina919316164574bipasha919822923242kareena919874572585sab k number leloenjoy karomain aaj setableeghpr

Ashwariya+919821420167 Katrina+919316164574 Bipasha+919822923242 Kareena+919874572585sab K number leloEnjoy karoMain aaj se‘Tableegh’pr ja raha hon.

Father to son agar is bar

Father to Son: Agar is bar tu fail huwa to mujhe apna baap mat kehna. Next Day: Father: Kiya bana result ka….??? Son: Bas

Exams are like girlfriends 1 too many

EXAMS are like GIRLFRIENDS: 1. Too many questions. 2. Difficult to understand. 3. Too much explaination is needed. 4. Result is always [email protected]

Bacha miss ap muje bohat achi

Bacha: Miss Ap Muje Bohat Achi Lgti Ho,Mai Aap Se Shadi Karonga. Miss Ghussey Se! Muje Bachon Se Nafrat Hy. Bacha: Miss Me Koshish

Girl arey itna bara munh mein

Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi. Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo. Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.

A touching love storya boy n gal

A TOUCHING love Story a boy n Gal Luv each other..One day They were Talking..Boy Touched Girl’s hand n girl Touched boy’s Hand.. What

Ap logo se munni ka sawal jo

Ap logo se munni ka sawal jo munni tarp tarp k ap se pochte he? . . . . . . . Kamino .

Jub mei ne us se kaha ke

Jub mei ne us se kaha ke ye duniya wale hamari shadi nahe honay denge FARAZ . . . . To kambakht bolti hai

Charagh e aaftab gum bari haseen raat thi

Charagh-e-aaftab gum Bari haseen raat thi’ Shabab ka naqab gum’ Bari haseen raat thi’ Mujhe pila rahay thay woh’ K khud hi shama bujh

Boymain tmy apna bana k choroga girl

Boy:Main tmy apna bana k choroga. Girl: realy? Boy: yes. After marrid boy left her with in week, Grl: y u did? Boy: jan

The shortest thing it getz longer wen

The Shortest thing It getz Longer wen U hold it & enters in A hole What iz it? 5 mins 6 mins think! Car

A young boy died his mother cried

A young boy Died, his mother Cried abi mere BACHE ne dikha hi kiy tha , Paros ke larki kaan me boli, Don’t Worry

A true story kisi drakht pe ik

‘A TRUE STORY’ Kisi drakht pe ik ullu baitha krta tha. ik din wo drakht kat diya gaya..drakht bot khush hua k shukar ab

bari mushqil se hum app

Ç Bari.. mushqil se hum app k liye raat ko aasmaan se channd aur taray tod ker la rahay thay wapsy per Shopper phat

Modern dictionary in 2009muhabbat jis k dum

MODERN DICTIONARY in 2009: MUHABBAT: jis k dum se resturants abad hain. STUDENT: Mustqbil ka berozgar tabqa. PARDA: jise larkiyan khirki pe dalti [email protected]

Mareez doctor se drsahib mujhe door se

Mareez doctor se: dr.sahib mujhe door se nazar nahi aata. Doctor:wo aasman per kya hai? Mareez:chand doctor: bhotni k is se door kya farishte

2 trah k log bri qismat walay

‘2 trah k log bri qismat walay hotay hian, 1 wo jin ko sacha pyar mil jata hay, aur 2sray wo jin ka, Khrbooza

Lady doctor mere lips pe infectoin

Lady ; Doctor mere lips pe infectoin ho gia hai Doctor; kiss kitni baar karwati ho Lady; saal mai eik baar Doctor; infection nahe

Boy apni girlfriend se yu mat kheench

Boy Apni Girlfriend Se:- Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam.. . . . . . . . . . . Branded T-Shirt

In mai se koi aik cheez select

In mai se koi aik cheez select karein1. Hathora2. Handle3. Gun4. Pipe5. Tube6. Mike7. Raad8. Danda AurApne sar pe de marain.Shukirya..:-)

Choose a love collection i open your

Choose a love collection, i open youR secret: Love 1 Love 2 Love 3 Love 4 Love 5 Choose only one or soch samajh

Girl to teacher ye pyar kya hota

Girl to Teacher: Ye Pyar kya Hota Hai? . Teacher: Jab Tum Barri ho kar Achi Bachi Banogi to Tumhai 1 pyar karne wala

If u find a frnd better than

iF u find a frnD better than me go ahead i wont stop u..but if that frnd leaves u..look behind..i’ll b there 2 say…..Bisteeeeeee!!!

Boy to girl tum gaana boaht

Boy to girl : tum gaana boaht acha gaati ho Girl to boy : nahi main to sirf bathroom singer hon Boy : to

1 person season offer aik rupey

1 Person : Season Offer Aik rupey ki do Sardar : kya bhi kya 1 Person : Gand pe laat

Es sms mein ketne taray hain gino

Es ‘sms’ mein ketne taray hain gino to zara **** *** ** * tabiyat to theek hai, din mein taray gin rahe ho.

Suhag raat wife piche nhi aage

Suhag raat wife: piche nhi aage dalte hain sardar: kaise pata? Wife: mera frnd mere aage dalta tha. sardar: tu chup kr! Mera dost

Santa jab mai mar jaun to samne

Santa: Jab mai mar jaun to samne wali family ko zaroor bulana. Banta: Kyun??? Santa: Yaar unke ghar ki ladies murde se lipat lipat

Teacher wo konsi raat thi jo na

Teacher: Wo konsi Raat thi jo na hoti to “PAKISTAN” khush-hall hota? Student: Zardari ki maa ki suhag raat.

Pagal dentist se kya dard k

Pagal dentist se :kya dard k baghair daant nikaal lete ho? Dr: nahi Pagal: Main nikal leta hon. Dr: wo kaise? Pagal: Hee hee

Girl jaano meray mun mai daalo

GIRL: Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi BOY: Nahi nahi tum kha Gai toh main Kiya Karon ga? GIRL: Tum Tum Doosri

3 fastest ways of comunication 3

3 fastest ways of comunication… 3. Telephone 2. Television 1. Tell a women… If Need more speed??? ? ? ? ? ? Also advice

I love u every dayi like miss

I Love U ‘EVERY DAY’ I Like U ‘EVERY DAY’ I Miss U ‘EVERY DAY’ I Want 2 C U ‘EVERY DAY’ I Need

Apne palkon ke saaye me hame yoo

Apne palkon ke saaye me hame yoo chupaa lo Ka Kuda bhi chaahe to hume dhoodne na paaye. Roy

Sardar ne car speed sey chlaty hoye

Sardar ne car speed sey chlaty hoye biwi sey kaha: Dekhya meri speedaan. . Achank car band ho gai: Or uski biwi hansney lagi.

Faqeer baji bhooka hoon allah k

Faqeer: Baji bhooka hoon, Allah k naam thora sa khana dedo. Baji: Khana abi nai paka. Faqeer: Baji number likh lo jab pak jae

Is dil ka kaha mano 1kam kardo

Is Dil ka kaha mano 1kam kardo, 1Wada meri Dosti k Nam kardo, Meri Zaat pe faqt itna Ehsan kardo, Ghar se Naha kr

Science ki jadeed tehqeeq k mutabiq dimagh

Science ki jadeed tehqeeq k mutabiq Dimagh mein bhoosa rakhne wale log hamesha sidhay haath mein mobile pakar kr sms parhtay hainaa aa aa

Aaj kal ki larkiyanbuhat roti haindostokyon kaymain

Aaj kal ki LarkiyanBuhat Roti HainDosto…!!! Kyon Kay… Main UnhainLift He Nahi Karata Hon..

Select 1 subject thenill tell u about

Select 1 Subject theni’ll Tell u About urLife or Nature!1 Urdu2 English3 Chemistry4 Biology 5 Maths6 Physics7 Computer Reply Must . . .

Hamari jaan jaye ge to jaan jao

Hamari Jaan  jaye ge to jaan jao gay FARAZ   ke hassil kuch nai hota kisi ko Azmanay ke sy…..

1 kisan ne khait me putla lagany

1 Kisan Ne Khait Me Putla Lagany K Bajay Altaf Bhai Ka Photo Lga Dia, Ap Soch B Nhi Skty K Kya Hoa, Kawway

80 year old man dr my 20year

80 Year old man Dr: My 20year old Wife is Pregnant I’m so Happy koi Advic Dy Dr: Ok 1 Qisa Suno 1 Shikari

Good wifes can be found in every

Good wifes can be found in every corner of the earth ! But unfortunately, the Earth has NO corner!

Meaning of hindustan h haryali i

Meaning of HINDUSTAN H. Haryali I. Insaf N. Non lover people D. Doctor U. Understanding S. Sukoon T. Tarakki A. Azaadi N. Not available

Hum mohabbat wale ap husn wale

Hum ‘MOHABBAT’ wale,, Ap husn wale Hum ‘DIL’ wale Ap dolat wale Hum ‘SMS’!krne wale,, OR,, Ap aisey kanjoos makkhi choos. Free me parh

Duniya main reh kr sapnon kho jao

Duniya main Reh kr sapnon main kho jao.. Ksi ko Apna bna Lo ya ksi k ho jao.. Agr kuch bhi na kr sko

Open with lovekuch kehna hai apsedar lag

Open with Love Kuch kehna hai apse Dar lag raha hai Wohi baat jo dil ko chhu jaye Wohi 3 lafz Mind to nai

Policeman or fauji ek sath train mai

policeman or fauji ek sath train mai safar kr rhe the. Plcman. Aap chuti pe jarahe ho? Foji. Haan wife ki delivery hai. Plcmn.

Live concert at sky dance bymichael jackson

Live Concert at SKY… * DANCE byMichael Jackson * SINGERSNoor JahanNusrat Fateh Ali Khan * Poetry byAhmed Faraz Free Ticket Lene k liyeNeti Jetti

Izhar e mohabbat na wo kar saki hum zamane

Izhar-E-Mohabbat na wo kar saki na Hum Zamane se na wo Lar saki na Hum Hm to kar dete unko Pregnant Pr Jaga ki

Allah walyokery paasay tur paye o

ALLAH walyo Kery paasay tur paye o..? ? ?

Zamana kuch kharab sa ho gaya hai

Zamana kuch kharab sa ho gaya hai. Dosti rakhna azab sa ho gaya hai. Na koi SMS na koi MISS call.Her aadmi MOBILE rakh

Pakar k aik jugunu unhon ne taangon

Pakar k aik jugunu unhon ne taangon mainrakh liya faraz…… Bethay hein ab apni hi gand may charaghan kiye huwe…….

Lastnite i went 2 bed without u

Lastnite i went 2 bed without u.. cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u “lastnite”

Talenor walon ne aj muj se 5

Talenor walon ne aj muj se 5 lakh ka sawal pocha ‘Pakistan me aisa kon ha jo sal me 1 bar nahata hai? Yaqen

Yad ate hen wo din jab tu

yad ate hen wo din jab tu aur hum masti kya karte the tum loly pop kay liye roya kate the hum hum apni

Once there was a hungry kutta he

Once There Was A Hungry Kutta He Stole A Piece of Boti By Chacha Dimu Shop Then He Durki Lai & Reach on The

Story1bar 1larki akeli ja rahi thi1larka samne

Story:1bar 1larki akeli ja rahi thi 1larka samne se aya Dono bilkul pas agaye Larka side pe ho giya Larki chali gai Moral:Hr bnda

Teacher batao khush fehmi kia h0ti hy

Teacher! Batao KHUSH FEHMI Kia H0ti Hy? Student! Sir Pichy Dekhen Miss ERUM Apko Bula Rhi Hn Sir Ne Dekha To K0i Nai Tha

Sardar apne dost se yar tu ne

Sardar apne dost se: Yar tu ne koi aeisi gaali suni hai jo dekhi bhi ho Dost: Aaho teri pehan di phudi.

Baap beti se tum chup kar mobile

Baap Beti Se: Tum chup kar Mobile pe Baat Q krti ho? Sab k Samny karne mai sharam aati hai? . . Choti Behen:

Ek beggar ne darwazay per dastak di

Ek Beggar nE Darwazay Per Dastak Di, Admi Ne Andr Se Poch Kon? Faqeer:ALlAh Ka Mehman. Ye Sun Kr Wo Admi FaqeEr kA Hath

Aadmi apni biwi se begam dekho aaj

Aadmi Apni Biwi Se: Begam Dekho Aaj Main Tumhare Liye Kelay, Kheeray, Gaajar Aur Mooli Le Kr Aaya Hoon… Biwi: Kyun, Aap Kahin jaarhay

Give oneenglishwordforapnay kiye pay pani phair denanahi

Give oneEnglishwordfor.. ‘apnay kiye pay pani phair dena’ …? …?? ….??? ….???? Nahi pata na ?..... ‘FLUSH’!!!!!!!!

dua aameen dil

*** Dua ***. . . . . . . . . . .. . . ...... . ..... ** Aameen ** Dil main maangi

Drpatient se tum bohat kamzor ho doodh

Dr.Patient se: Tum Bohat kamzor ho Doodh Daba k Piyo. After Month! DR: Tum Abi Tal kamzor ho? Patient: Dr.Sahab wo sirf dabane deti

Amazing facts fact1 you can not touch

…AMAZING FACTS Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge… Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..

Mom why r u pregnant daughter

Mom: Why R U pregnant? Daughter: This is our project in college about ‘Miracle of Life’ Mom: Tell me who is he? Daughter:I dont

In the absence of noor jahan this

In the absence of Noor Jahan, This time Naseebo Lal will sing Battle songs like: ‘Aye watan K sajeelay jawano ‘dushman ki manjii main

Bhoombhoom bhoom boooooooom booooooom boom boom

Bhoombhoom bhoom bhoom BOOOOOOOOM BOOOOØOOOM BooM BOOM BOOM BOOOOOM BOOOOOOOOM BOOOOOO000M HAT JAO khalid me HONDA Per arahi hn.Tme fana karne

Khoob muskurao k mera sms aya hymobile

Khoob muskurao k mera sms aya hy mobile chomo k mera sms aya hy fakhar sey gardan akrao k mera sms aya hy chatt

w0 apni iwi sey ye keh

*** W0 Apni ßiwi Sey Ye Keh Kar D0or Chala Gaya …‘faraz’... D0sti D0or Ki Achi R0tti Tand0or Ki Achi Daal Mas0or Ki Achi

Miss ap apnay betay ku rozana nahla

Miss: Ap apnay betay ku rozana nahla kar behja karain is se bohat badbu ati hai maa: mera beta gulab ka phool nahi hai,