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Naughty SMS Messages

Girl arey itna bara munh mein

Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi. Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo. Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.

Aaj kal ki larkiyanbuhat roti haindostokyon kaymain

Aaj kal ki LarkiyanBuhat Roti HainDosto…!!! Kyon Kay… Main UnhainLift He Nahi Karata Hon..

Select 1 subject thenill tell u about

Select 1 Subject theni’ll Tell u About urLife or Nature!1 Urdu2 English3 Chemistry4 Biology 5 Maths6 Physics7 Computer Reply Must . . .

Hamari jaan jaye ge to jaan jao

Hamari Jaan  jaye ge to jaan jao gay FARAZ   ke hassil kuch nai hota kisi ko Azmanay ke sy…..

1 kisan ne khait me putla lagany

1 Kisan Ne Khait Me Putla Lagany K Bajay Altaf Bhai Ka Photo Lga Dia, Ap Soch B Nhi Skty K Kya Hoa, Kawway

Boy me 20 yrs ka hon tum

Boy Me 20 yrs ka hon Tum kitne ki ho? Girl: Me b 20yrs ki hon Boy: Phir chalen? Girl: Kahan? Boy: Twenty Twenty

80 year old man dr my 20year

80 Year old man Dr: My 20year old Wife is Pregnant I’m so Happy koi Advic Dy Dr: Ok 1 Qisa Suno 1 Shikari

Good wifes can be found in every

Good wifes can be found in every corner of the earth ! But unfortunately, the Earth has NO corner!

Meaning of hindustan h haryali i

Meaning of HINDUSTAN H. Haryali I. Insaf N. Non lover people D. Doctor U. Understanding S. Sukoon T. Tarakki A. Azaadi N. Not available

Ghareeb bacha expres kinny wajy jani

GHAREEB BACHA: EXPRES KINNY WAJY JANI AA TT: 9 WAJY BACHA: LOCAL TT: 1 WAJY BACHA: MALL GADI TT: 12 WAJY TT: JANAY KITTHY

Hum mohabbat wale ap husn wale

Hum ‘MOHABBAT’ wale,, Ap husn wale Hum ‘DIL’ wale Ap dolat wale Hum ‘SMS’!krne wale,, OR,, Ap aisey kanjoos makkhi choos. Free me parh

3 dost ikaty ja rahy thy k

3 Dost ikaty ja rahy thy k achanak 1 pari aye aur kaha k may tum 3 ki 1,1 wish pori kar sakti ho.

Duniya main reh kr sapnon kho jao

Duniya main Reh kr sapnon main kho jao.. Ksi ko Apna bna Lo ya ksi k ho jao.. Agr kuch bhi na kr sko

Open with lovekuch kehna hai apsedar lag

Open with Love Kuch kehna hai apse Dar lag raha hai Wohi baat jo dil ko chhu jaye Wohi 3 lafz Mind to nai

Policeman or fauji ek sath train mai

policeman or fauji ek sath train mai safar kr rhe the. Plcman. Aap chuti pe jarahe ho? Foji. Haan wife ki delivery hai. Plcmn.

Live concert at sky dance bymichael jackson

Live Concert at SKY… * DANCE byMichael Jackson * SINGERSNoor JahanNusrat Fateh Ali Khan * Poetry byAhmed Faraz Free Ticket Lene k liyeNeti Jetti

The shortest thing it getz longer wen

The Shortest thing It getz Longer wen U hold it & enters in A hole What iz it? 5 mins 6 mins think! Car

Perfect lecture should be like a girls

Perfect lecture should be like a girl’s mini skirt,which is long enough to cover the ‘subject’ and short enough to create interest.

Izhar e mohabbat na wo kar saki hum zamane

Izhar-E-Mohabbat na wo kar saki na Hum Zamane se na wo Lar saki na Hum Hm to kar dete unko Pregnant Pr Jaga ki

Allah walyokery paasay tur paye o

ALLAH walyo Kery paasay tur paye o..? ? ?

Zamana kuch kharab sa ho gaya hai

Zamana kuch kharab sa ho gaya hai. Dosti rakhna azab sa ho gaya hai. Na koi SMS na koi MISS call.Her aadmi MOBILE rakh

Pakar k aik jugunu unhon ne taangon

Pakar k aik jugunu unhon ne taangon mainrakh liya faraz…… Bethay hein ab apni hi gand may charaghan kiye huwe…….

Lastnite i went 2 bed without u

Lastnite i went 2 bed without u.. cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u “lastnite”

Bewajah kise se pyar nahi hota

Bewajah Kise Se Pyar Nahi Hota,, Marne Ke Baad Intizar Nahi Hota,, Her Kisi Se Dosti Dekh Kar Karna Har Insaan Meri Tarah hot,SWEET,Or

Talenor walon ne aj muj se 5

Talenor walon ne aj muj se 5 lakh ka sawal pocha ‘Pakistan me aisa kon ha jo sal me 1 bar nahata hai? Yaqen

Yad ate hen wo din jab tu

yad ate hen wo din jab tu aur hum masti kya karte the tum loly pop kay liye roya kate the hum hum apni

Once there was a hungry kutta he

Once There Was A Hungry Kutta He Stole A Piece of Boti By Chacha Dimu Shop Then He Durki Lai & Reach on The

Tip of the daykabhi ye mat socho

Tip of the DayKabhi ye mat socho tumhari girl friend ne tumhain kitna Romantic SMS bheja hai.Hamesha ye socho usay kisne bheja [email protected]

Story1bar 1larki akeli ja rahi thi1larka samne

Story:1bar 1larki akeli ja rahi thi 1larka samne se aya Dono bilkul pas agaye Larka side pe ho giya Larki chali gai Moral:Hr bnda

Teacher batao khush fehmi kia h0ti hy

Teacher! Batao KHUSH FEHMI Kia H0ti Hy? Student! Sir Pichy Dekhen Miss ERUM Apko Bula Rhi Hn Sir Ne Dekha To K0i Nai Tha

Sardar apne dost se yar tu ne

Sardar apne dost se: Yar tu ne koi aeisi gaali suni hai jo dekhi bhi ho Dost: Aaho teri pehan di phudi.

Baap beti se tum chup kar mobile

Baap Beti Se: Tum chup kar Mobile pe Baat Q krti ho? Sab k Samny karne mai sharam aati hai? . . Choti Behen:

Ek beggar ne darwazay per dastak di

Ek Beggar nE Darwazay Per Dastak Di, Admi Ne Andr Se Poch Kon? Faqeer:ALlAh Ka Mehman. Ye Sun Kr Wo Admi FaqeEr kA Hath

Did u know meaning of women want

Did u know meaning of WOMEN? ‘W’ant ‘O’ne ‘M’an for ‘E’very ‘N’ight

Aadmi apni biwi se begam dekho aaj

Aadmi Apni Biwi Se: Begam Dekho Aaj Main Tumhare Liye Kelay, Kheeray, Gaajar Aur Mooli Le Kr Aaya Hoon… Biwi: Kyun, Aap Kahin jaarhay

Give oneenglishwordforapnay kiye pay pani phair denanahi

Give oneEnglishwordfor.. ‘apnay kiye pay pani phair dena’ …? …?? ….??? ….???? Nahi pata na ?..... ‘FLUSH’!!!!!!!!

Sum men join army bcoz dey

Sum men join army bcoz dey r single & dey love WAR.. Others join army bcoz dey r married & dey love PEACE..!

Jub mei ne us se kaha ke

Jub mei ne us se kaha ke ye duniya wale hamari shadi nahe honay denge FARAZ . . . . To kambakht bolti hai

dua aameen dil

*** Dua ***. . . . . . . . . . .. . . ...... . ..... ** Aameen ** Dil main maangi

Drpatient se tum bohat kamzor ho doodh

Dr.Patient se: Tum Bohat kamzor ho Doodh Daba k Piyo. After Month! DR: Tum Abi Tal kamzor ho? Patient: Dr.Sahab wo sirf dabane deti

Amazing facts fact1 you can not touch

…AMAZING FACTS Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge… Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..

Ap logo se munni ka sawal jo

Ap logo se munni ka sawal jo munni tarp tarp k ap se pochte he? . . . . . . . Kamino .

Mom why r u pregnant daughter

Mom: Why R U pregnant? Daughter: This is our project in college about ‘Miracle of Life’ Mom: Tell me who is he? Daughter:I dont

Boymain tmy apna bana k choroga girl

Boy:Main tmy apna bana k choroga. Girl: realy? Boy: yes. After marrid boy left her with in week, Grl: y u did? Boy: jan

In mai se koi aik cheez select

In mai se koi aik cheez select karein1. Hathora2. Handle3. Gun4. Pipe5. Tube6. Mike7. Raad8. Danda AurApne sar pe de marain.Shukirya..:-)

In the absence of noor jahan this

In the absence of Noor Jahan, This time Naseebo Lal will sing Battle songs like: ‘Aye watan K sajeelay jawano ‘dushman ki manjii main

Ek waqt tha apke msgs aise aate

Ek waqt tha apke msgs aise aate they Jese kisi ne apke sar pe pistol Rakhi huwi he Aur aap se msgs karwa raha

Mareez doctor se drsahib mujhe door se

Mareez doctor se: dr.sahib mujhe door se nazar nahi aata. Doctor:wo aasman per kya hai? Mareez:chand doctor: bhotni k is se door kya farishte

Ekadmihotal parbethaaur usne hotalwalese kahakekchay tolekaraao whoadmi30

Ek’admi’hotal’ par’betha’aur’ us’ne ‘hotal’wale’se’ kaha’k’ek’chay’ to’lekar’aao’ who’admi’30’ minut’tak’betha to’us’ki’chay’ nahi’aai’to’us’ kaha’ji’chahata he’k’sale’naak’ par’sigret’ka’ shala’laga’du’ Reply’must’

Boy to girl tum gaana boaht

Boy to girl : tum gaana boaht acha gaati ho Girl to boy : nahi main to sirf bathroom singer hon Boy : to

Boyy did gandhi ge have no hair

Boy:Y did Gandhi GE have no hair on his head? Teacher:Its sign of Intelligence. Boy:Ohh! Now I AM understand Y girls have so Long

Bhoombhoom bhoom boooooooom booooooom boom boom

Bhoombhoom bhoom bhoom BOOOOOOOOM BOOOOØOOOM BooM BOOM BOOM BOOOOOM BOOOOOOOOM BOOOOOO000M HAT JAO khalid me HONDA Per arahi hn.Tme fana karne

Khoob muskurao k mera sms aya hymobile

Khoob muskurao k mera sms aya hy mobile chomo k mera sms aya hy fakhar sey gardan akrao k mera sms aya hy chatt

w0 apni iwi sey ye keh

*** W0 Apni ßiwi Sey Ye Keh Kar D0or Chala Gaya …‘faraz’... D0sti D0or Ki Achi R0tti Tand0or Ki Achi Daal Mas0or Ki Achi

Miss ap apnay betay ku rozana nahla

Miss: Ap apnay betay ku rozana nahla kar behja karain is se bohat badbu ati hai maa: mera beta gulab ka phool nahi hai,

A touching love storya boy n gal

A TOUCHING love Story a boy n Gal Luv each other..One day They were Talking..Boy Touched Girl’s hand n girl Touched boy’s Hand.. What

Musafir beta ap mujhe thora sa

MUSAFIR: Beta Ap Mujhe thora sa Pani Pila Denge? BACHA: Agar Lassi Hojae to? MUSAFIR: Tab to Bohat hi Acha hai. Musafir ne 5

Wo hum say khafa hein k dosron

‘Wo hum say khafa hein k hum dosron ko dekh kr Q muskuraty hein’ ‘koi unsy B to pochy K wo hr ik ki

Girls father main nahi chahta k meri

Girl’s father- Main nahi chahta k meri beti apni puri zindgi 1 gadhe ksath guzare. Boyfriend- Bus, isiliye main use yahan se le jane

Papa paisay do sardar nai hain

papa paisay do Sardar: nai hain Beta: paisa dete nai phir paida kiyo kiya? Sardar: pen k loray konsi teri maa ki choot band

Is dil ka kaha mano 1kam kardo

Is Dil ka kaha mano 1kam kardo, 1Wada meri Dosti k Nam kardo, Meri Zaat pe faqt itna Ehsan kardo, Ghar se Naha kr

Teacher he give me 14 and 15

Teacher: He give me 14 and 15 rupees, esko urdu mein translate karo? Girl sharmate hue: Us ne mujhey choda aur pandra rupey diye…..!.

Suhag raat wife piche nhi aage

Suhag raat wife: piche nhi aage dalte hain sardar: kaise pata? Wife: mera frnd mere aage dalta tha. sardar: tu chup kr! Mera dost

Zarori hidayatis ko ignore na karnaek dam

Zarori HidayatIs Ko Ignore Na Karna Ek Dam Kisi KSamney Dosti KaHath Na Barhaya KaroKya Pata K Us Ne Bathroom Se Aane A Baad

For toothpaste ad they show teeth hair

For toothpaste ad they show teeth. For hair oil they show hair. For face cream they show face. But for Whisper they r not

Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyarraah

Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyarRaah main chorr kar mat jana mere yaarBin tere hum ji na payengeTum na hoge to humBEWAQOOFkisay banayen

A true story kisi drakht pe ik

‘A TRUE STORY’ Kisi drakht pe ik ullu baitha krta tha. ik din wo drakht kat diya gaya..drakht bot khush hua k shukar ab

Line marne k boht se tareky hen

Line marne k boht se tareky hen jinme se 3 mandarja zail hen. ............. 1. Pencil se2. Pen se3.Marker se B positive yar;-)

Exams are like girlfriends 1 too many

EXAMS are like GIRLFRIENDS: 1. Too many questions. 2. Difficult to understand. 3. Too much explaination is needed. 4. Result is always [email protected]

Sardar ne car speed sey chlaty hoye

Sardar ne car speed sey chlaty hoye biwi sey kaha: Dekhya meri speedaan. . Achank car band ho gai: Or uski biwi hansney lagi.

A young boy died his mother cried

A young boy Died, his mother Cried abi mere BACHE ne dikha hi kiy tha , Paros ke larki kaan me boli, Don’t Worry

Aaj kal ki larkiyan hussan par naaz

Aaj Kal ki Larkiyan hussan par Naaz Karti hai,, wah wah Aaj Kal ki Larkiyan hussan par Naaz Karti hai,, . . . .

Chalti bus may jagha na milnay par

chalti bus may jagha na milnay par 1 larki ko baba je nay goud may bitha lia. kuch dair baad larki khari hoi aur

Phool kharab nahi hota makhia karti hai

Phool Kharab Nahi Hota Makhia Kharab Karti Hai Larka Kharab Nahi Hota Larkia Kharab Karti Hai

Dimagh to set hy tmara soch smajh

Dimagh to set hy tmara soch smajh kr msg kia kro. Dekho kitno k rpl ate hy? try it or maze kro.

In a bath room boy touches girl

In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always think dirty.

Father beti aj tum ne phone par

FATHER: Beti Aj tum ne Phone par sirf 1 ganta bat ki, Tum ne to kabi 4 Ghantay se kum Bat hi nahi ki.

Difference betweenaurat mardaurat chahti ha k

Difference betweenaurat & mard Aurat: chahti ha k us ki sari kuwaishen 1 aadmi puri kare. Mard: chahta ha k uski 1 khuwaish sari

Hum wo ana parst hain jo fail

‘Hum Wo Ana Parst Hain Jo Fail Ho Kar B Kehtay Hain.. . ‘Wo teacher Hi Bad’Naseeb Tha Jo Humry concpt Ko Na samjh

Ap jeet chuke hen 50laakh ab 1crore

Ap jeet chuke hen 50Laakh Ab 1crore 1jawab ki duri pe? Or 1 crore ka Sawal ap k Screen pe ‘KIYA APNE MASJID SE

Dur se dekha to pathan nangga khara

Dur Se Dekha To Pathan Nangga Khara Tha……. . . . or . . or . . Or Kya? Pass Jane Ka Sawal Hi

Sardar ne a to z english sekh

Sardar ne A to Z english sekh li: A:aple B:bara aple C:chota aple D: dosra aple E:eik haur aple F:fhir aple G:ghatia aple H:hara

Her koi ker raha hai arman phudi

her koi ker raha hai arman phudi ka phudi pe mar raha hai insaan phudi ka phudi bhi rabar ka lun bhi rabar ka

bari mushqil se hum app

Ç Bari.. mushqil se hum app k liye raat ko aasmaan se channd aur taray tod ker la rahay thay wapsy per Shopper phat

Faqeer baji bhooka hoon allah k naam

Faqeer: Baji bhooka hoon, Allah k naam thora sa khana dedo. Baji: Khana abi nai paka. Faqeer: Baji number likh lo jab pak jae

1 day i read smoking is

1 day I read smoking is bad. ‘I stop smoking’ 1 day I read drinking is bad ‘I stop drinking’ 1 day I read

Mera number hai 0344 4021131

mera number hai .. 0344 4021131 aur mera network hai… telenor kyn k main lota nahin hon zong ki tarah apna network apna number…

Urdu ki pehli book1947 alifannar bybakry pypankha

Urdu Ki Pehli Book…1947 Alif…Annar By….Bakry Py….Pankha . . . . . . . . . . . . Urdu Ki 1st Book 2008.

1 nursery class ka bacha bolatechr main

1 nursery CLASS ka bacha bola.. Techr main aap ko kesa lagta hun? Techr: SO SWEET BACHA apne frnd se bola.. dekha maine kaha

Hight of hasrutwritten at the back suzuki

Hight Of Hasrut Written At The Back Of Suzuki Mehran…. ‘Mai Bari Ho K Parado Bano Gi’

Teacher agar sacche dil se rab

Teacher – Agar sacche dil se Rab se Dua ki jaye to woh poori hoti hai…!!! Student – Rehne dain miss, agar aisa hota

Ye form fil karennamefathernamecastblood groupageaddresor pagal khane

Ye form fil karen Name:___FatherName:___Cast:___Blood group:___Age:___Addres___ or pagal khane me jama karwa k apne ghar walon ko musibat se nijat dilaen

Teacher usa me kutta marnay pr 2

Teacher: USA me kutta marnay pr 2 saal Qaid ho skti hy Student:ye kuch B nhi, Pak me uska Mazaq uranay par 14 sal

Duniya me ek achy insan ka milna

Duniya me ek achy Insan ka milna kisi Mojze se km nhi.Ek aisa Insan joKhubsurat DilaurPurkashishShakhsiat ka Maalik ho, Is liyeQadr kro Meri….

Kesc man bijli bnd krny ki niyat

K.E.S.C MAN. Bijli Bnd krny ki Niyat:- Niyat Krta Hon Mein 2 Ghante Light Band Karne Ki Wastay Hukomat K Zulm Ghreeb Awam Par

Saas aane do mere bete ko usey

Saas: Aane do mere Bete ko, Usey beth kar bataongi tere KARTUT! . Bahu: Koi faida nahi. . Saas: Wo kyun? Bahu: Q k

Soraj hua madham chand dhalne laga

Soraj hua madham chand dhalne laga… Main thehra raha zameen chalne lgagi.. Sajina kia ye mera pehla pehla pyar hai.. .~ .~ .~ .~

I like ui miss love find u

I like uI miss uI love uI find u my best friendI respect uI care u......All are examples ofpresent indefinite tense:

In chemistry class teacher ask 2 a

In chemistry class teacher ask 2 a Girl. what is nitrate? Girl(sharma k) sir,night rate Rs1500/ hotel k bhi aap pay karo gay

Pagal dentist se kya dard k

Pagal dentist se :kya dard k baghair daant nikaal lete ho? Dr: nahi Pagal: Main nikal leta hon. Dr: wo kaise? Pagal: Hee hee

Sheikh sb ki bivi beemar the light

Sheikh Sb ki bivi beemar the light nhn thi candel jal ri the… Sheikh: Mien doctor ko lene ja raha hun. agar tume lage

What is the difference bw new marriage

What Is the Difference B/w New Marriage And Old Marriage? . .New Marige Mei Log LIPS Mila k Or . . Old Marriage Me

c pecial tea ek

; ; ; ; ; ; c(””) c(””) ”” ”” $pecial TEA Ek mere liye ! Or ! Dosri ! B mere liye ap

Bs nazron se dekh liya hota agr

Bs nazron se dekh liya hota agr Tamana thi Daranay ki, hm to yunhi mar jate kya zarorat thi muskrane ki..:-) ,,,//,, (@ ..

dil

. *”* . * ”*. ‘* Dil ki *’ * Gehrayon* ‘*. se .*’ ‘* .. *’ Fitay moon! . . . . .

Tmhra naam phool rakho to bikhr jao

Tmhra Naam Phool Rakho to bikhr jao gy Tmhra Naam Dil Rakho to toot jao gy Lo tmhra Naam Bijli rkh dia JUB chor

Es sms mein ketne taray hain gino

Es ‘sms’ mein ketne taray hain gino to zara **** *** ** * tabiyat to theek hai, din mein taray gin rahe ho.

Pakistani boys are the most busy generation

Pakistani boys aRe the most busy geneRation in the woRld.. 1 hand on steering1 hand on geaR 1 leg on clutch1 leg on accelaRatoR

Her admi ki zindagi me 3 dolls

‘Her ADMI ki zindagi me ‘3 Dolls’ aati hain.:-)Ek iski beti, Baby Doll. Dosri iski girlfriend Barbie Doll.;-) Tesri iski Biwi, ‘PANADOL’wo b EXTRA:-).

u me

.-”-.-”-.( U & Me ) ‘-. .-‘ ‘v’Häve ANiCE&Stronglove /)/)( ‘;’ )(,)(,)i m cute but ,****,( @[email protected] ) ‘(–)’U R 2 cute yar

Husband tells wifeu have a big bum

Husband tells wife:u have a big bum like a tandoor.At night he asks his wife 2 have sex.Wife said:forget it.why light a big tandoor

Naeem bin yasin naam hi

…NAEEM BIN YASIN…. – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –

Charagh e aaftab gum bari haseen raat thi

Charagh-e-aaftab gum Bari haseen raat thi’ Shabab ka naqab gum’ Bari haseen raat thi’ Mujhe pila rahay thay woh’ K khud hi shama bujh

1 person season offer aik rupey

1 Person : Season Offer Aik rupey ki do Sardar : kya bhi kya 1 Person : Gand pe laat

She is hot sweet always need a

She Is Hot! She Is Sweet! She Always Need A Lip 4 Kiss Whole World Mad 4 Her! Who! Who Is She? Do U

Reality bites we live in such

Reality bites: we live in such a strange country where Pizza reaches home faster than Ambulance and Police…!

Tujhe dekhker aksar aajate hain mujhe chakker

Tujhe dekhker aksar Aajate hain mujhe chakker Samajh nahin aata mujhe Tum moannis ho ya muzakker.

Mujh sey chand keh raha tha tumhary

Mujh sey Chand keh raha tha, Tumhary doston ne tumko bhula diya hy, Ma ne muskura k jawab diya???????? ‘hain hi begherat’;)

Tum bin hum alhamdulillah bare

Tum Bin Hum . . . . . . . . . . . Alhamdulillah bare Mazay me hen…:-) Plz mind zaroor krna.;-)

Girls are like phones we to

girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u’ll be disconnected!

Jante horaat mesab se zyadamazakab aata hajab

Jante ho’ Raat me! Sab Se Zyada’ Maza’ Kab aata ha! Jab kisi sote hoey ko jaga kar kaha jaye K.’ ‘O Pai ay

Chand nzr aya nai

Chand nzr aya? ( ‘:’ )Nai? (‘)(‘) Edhr dykho! (‘: ‘ ) (‘)(‘) Nai? Udhr? ( ‘:’) (‘)(‘) Nai? ( ‘:’ ) (‘)(‘).chalo theek

A song 4 u agar tum

A song 4 u . . . . Agar tum mil jao tumhari taangein tor dein ge hum, Tumhain paa kr tumharay peechay kutte

Dost or sathi main kia farq hy

Dost or sathi main kia farq hy? Guess? Dost mushkil se milta hy r sathi Rs.6 k 4.

Men always say i love you to

MeN ALWAYS say ‘I LOVE YOU’ to GiRLS but!!whats the true meaning of this? ‘I’ am ‘L’ooking ‘O’ut 4 ‘V’aginal ‘E’ntry ‘Y’ou must take

Pakistan mein shadiyaparents k merzi se hoti

Pakistan Mein ShadiyaParents K MErzi Se Hoti Hain IS Liye Dulhe K Liye Dulhan Surprize Hoti Hai Ghoongat UThane K Baad ya Aishwariya Ya

Lady doctor mere lips pe infectoin

Lady ; Doctor mere lips pe infectoin ho gia hai Doctor; kiss kitni baar karwati ho Lady; saal mai eik baar Doctor; infection nahe

Xtreme kamina bacha son papa ap ki

Xtreme kamina bacha! Son: papa ap ki lovemarrige hoi thi na Dad:Yes son pr tum ko kese pata Son: QK ap ki shadi or

Tum na milay to tumhari yadoon k

Tum Na Milay To Tumhari YADOON K Saharey Hi JeeLengey, Warna Teri Shaadi Me AaK K K K K K ‘*COCA COLA*’HeePeelenge

Two things r vry imprtnt in life

Two things r vry imprtnt in life _Money & _Beauty if U hv money u can buy Beauty . . . . . .

Khaksar janab e faatir ul aqal ki

Khaksar janab e faatir ul aqal ki kheriat ki maalumaat ki khwahish k jurm me mubtila hona chahta hai. Khudara! Hme apni masrufiat se

Is suhane mosam me tmhra sath ho

Is Suhane Mosam Me Tmhra Sath Ho Garm Bistar Me Kambal Urhay Tm Ps Ho Mray Hont Tmhay Chonay Ko Tarsen Kash Aisa Kbi

Bossye tum itne chotey kapre q pehnti

Boss:Ye tum itne chotey chotey kapre q pehnti ho.Secretary: Kya krun sir! itni salary me itne chotey hi kapre atey heinBoss:Chalo phir aaj se