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Mangetar SMS Messages

Kesi k yun becharny say ki yad

Kesi k yun becharny say.. Kesi ki yad any say.. Bohat say log roty hain.. k rona ek rewaiat ha.. Rewaiat tor jata hon..

U me went to a wishing

U & me went to a wishing well. I bent down threw a coin & made a wish. U bent down a little more

Read each word reversely a suomaf rotcod

Read each word Reversely: A’ suomaF rotcoD dloT eM tahT ylnO latneM stneitaP evaH ehT tnelaT oT daeR $M$ revenehW stI nettirW ‘…ylesreveR

Ek shadi mai dulhan ka pehla mangetar

Ek shadi mai dulhan ka pehla mangetar b saj dhaj k aya howa tha Kisi ny pocha k kia ap dolha hain? Us ny

The most painful thing in life is

The most painful thing in life is losing yourself in process of valuing someone too much and forgetting that you are Special too………..

Pathan kony me chup k mobile pe

Pathan Kony Me Chup K Mobile Pe Kisi Se Ahista Se Bat Kr raha Tha Aadmi:Khan Sahab Larki Se Baten Kr rahe Ho? Pathan:Maa

Dosti karo college wali se pyar office

Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se program karo pados wali se ankh ladao Sali se love karo dilwali se aur

School a place where papa pays

School- a place where papa pays & son plays life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur life so tht you can

Girl 2 his mangetari love u boylove

GIRL 2 HIS MANGETAR:I LOVE U BOY:LOVE U 2 TILL WE GOT MARRIED!

Na bottel me jaar hotel bar bike

Na BOTTEL me, Na JAAR me, Na HOTEL me, Na BAR me, Na BIKE pe, Na CAR me, ab to din guzarte hai apke

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai, Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai, Bartano aaj mere sir pe

In 1 year 12 months 365 days

In 1 year, 12 months, 365 days & nights, 8760 hours, 52560 min, 3153600 sec, sirf aap ko hi yaad kia. Aur sirf 2

Maan mery leyeay bohat mahiney rakti hay

Maan Mery Leyeay Bohat Mahiney Rakti Hay Jab Men Parishan Hota Hoon Tu Maan Ko Dek Tha Hoon To Sari Parishani Door Ho Jati

Three rings of marriage are the engagement

Three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.

Bandar ki beti boli papa mujhe

Bandar Ki Beti Boli: Papa Mujhe B Shadi Kerni Hai… Bandar Bola : Beti Sabar Karo, Dulha Abi SMS Parh Raha Hai. Agar Muskuraya

Biwi post paid connection mehbooba prepaid

Biwi = Post paid connection… Mehbooba = Prepaid connection… Mehbooba ka Baap = Network error… Mehbooba ki Maa = Wrong number… Mehbooba ka bhai

Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai

Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai, Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ek aas hai, Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek

Her khushi main tumhari bat kartay hain

Her khushi main tumhari bat kartay hain, Tum salamat raho yeh faryad kartay hain, Ab aik sms main kaisay batayain k, Hum tum ko

Mohabbat 1 se ho to bholapan hai

Mohabbat 1 se ho to bholapan hai 2 se ho tou apna pan hai 3 se ho tou deewanapan hai 4 se ho tou

Zara sa dhehaan rakh lena meri pehli

Zara sa dhehaan rakh lena meri pehli muhabat hai Wafa ka maan rakh lena meri pehli muhabat hai, Kahan es omar main hum bhais

Wife meray iraday baray naik hain aap

Wife: Meray iraday baray naik hain, Aap 100 main say aik hain! Husband: dimagh k hum b DON hain, pehle ye bata baqi k

Mer dil tor ker pohanchai tum ne

Mer Dil Tor Ker Pohanchai Tum Ne Mere Dil Ko Thais Mer Dil Tor Ker Pohanchai Tum Ne Mere Dil Ko Thais Tan ?

Cricket match wife and husband tv par

Cricket match, Wife and husband Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi, husband smart banke aya or bola, “DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA HU?”

Main tumhare ghar k bahar kaafi der

Main Tumhare Ghar K Bahar Kaafi Der Se Khara Hoon Shayad Bell Kharaab Hy Darwaza Kholo . . . . . . Aisa Bol

The average mans life consists of twenty

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife

Sardar on phone doctor my wife is

Sardar on phone Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her

Patient what are the chances of my

Patient: What are the chances of my recovering doctor? Doctor: One hundred percent….Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the

Husband aj weekand hai main relax karna

Husband aj weekand hai main relax karna chata hn isliay 3 tickets laya hn movie k wife 3 q hum tu 2 hain husband

Tumhare number ko kya howa he mene

Tumhare Number Ko Kya Howa he? Mene abi call ki to Operator Boli Welcome 2Jungle ap jis Bander ko call kar rahe hen wo

Hassi ko inbox ansu outbox ghussay hold

Hassi ko inbox Ansu ko outbox Ghussay ko hold Muskan ko sent Help ko ok Dil ko karo vibrate phir dekho zindagi ki ringtone

Aap mujhe itne pasand ho jitna ullo

Aap mujhe itne pasand ho jitna…. ullo ko raat,;-( Dentist ko daant,:-D gadhe ko laat,:-p gharib ko gaddi,B-) kuttay ko haddi aur Nange ko

1 dafa chor ne apni mangetar ko

1 Dafa 1 Chor Ne Apni Mangetar Ko Sonay Ka Set Dia. Mangetar Ne Khush Ho K Pocha Is Set Ki Keemat Kia Hay?

1 larki ka mangetar mar gaya wo

1 larki ka mangetar mar gaya! Wo rote huwe boli: haye abhi to kuch dekha bhi nahi tha… Kareeb khara hua admi bola: Abhi

Meri umbrella kab wapis kro ge jab

Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge! Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho. Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,Jab bheegte hain

Aaj jab tere baalon ko haatho se

Aaj jab tere baalon ko haatho se sahlata hoon…. Lagta hai… kisi kaantedaar jhari ko haath laga raha hoon… jee karta hai, in baalon

A girl was yelling in the church

A girl was yelling in the Church after the Chapel: Oh God! Please make Moscow the Capital of China! The priest inquired: Why must