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Kanjoosi SMS Messages

Kabhi yunhi sochta hon usne meri

Kabhi Kabhi Yunhi Sochta Hon, Usne Meri Muhabbat Ko Kyon Thukraya. . . . Jab K Har Dafa Maine He Diya Tha Rakshay Ka

Mulk ki bhi 1 sarhad hoti hai

mulk ki bhi 1 sarhad hoti hai, bachay ki bhi 1 zid hoti hai or kitna intezar karoon tere sms ka arey yaar kanjoosi

1glass pani lo us me neem k

1Glass Pani Lo us Me Neem K ped Ka Phul Dalo 2Ghante K Liye Rakh Do Phir Dus Min. Garam Kar K Thanda Karne

In me se koi 1 chez select

In me se koi 1 chez select karo 1.Hthora 2.pathar 3.Gun 4.Pipe 5.Tube 6.Mike 7.Raad 8.Danda Or apne sar pe zor se maro. Kanjoso

Neem k 4 patte lo 2 ko

Neem k 4 patte lo 2 ko 1glass pani me boil karo aur 2 ki chatni banao Phr chatni ko us pani k sath

Apki yaaaaaaad main 1 shair arz hai

Apki yaaaaaaad main 1 shair arz hai… itwarrrr,k bad ata hai peeeeer. Wah wah itwarrrr,k bad ata hai peeeeer… Ab tö sms bhejo.2011 kay

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__,Δ___ /____,_/  .;’;’;., ,l____l__! ,,)(,, Its My House Gift 4u Agar Chaho Sale Kr K Balnc Dlwa Lo Main Road P Reh Lon

ary o babua hum tum

(‘.’) Ary o babua /)'( hum tum ko _/’/_ roj sms krtay hain par pr tum ho k hmry msgwa ka kono jawab hi

Dekho mausm kitna suhana he thandi

Dekho mausm kitna suhana he. Thandi thandi fizao ka ana jana hai. Kuch sms kar liya karo mere dost Is balnce se kya shadi

Me ye nahi kehta k meri kher

Me Ye Nahi Kehta K Meri Kher Khabr Pucho. Magr NAALAIKO..! TUM LOG KHUD ZINDA HO. Ye Btanay K Liey To Ek Do SMS

Ye naya injection khaas un

Ye Naya Injection —(‘_’_’_’_’_’]==() Khaas Un K Liye Jo MSG Nhi Karte Isko Lagate Hi Sari KANJUSI Door Ho Jati Hai Jab Asar Karne

Kanjoos boy fell in love with kanjoos

Kanjoos boy fell in love with kanjoos girl. GIRL- jab dad so jayenge to main gali mein sikka phenkon gi, awaz sun ker foran

Peer baba arz karty hain dil

Peer BaBa Arz Karty hain Dil hai sacha Our Damaag hai kaccha Wah Wah Dil hai sacha Our Damaag hai kaccha Tery Msgs nahi

Notice jo moaziz dost sms send

Notice! Jo Moaziz Dost SmS Send Karne Ki Zehmat Nhi Krte Unse Guzarsh Hy K Anqarib Unka Numbr Delete Kr Diya Jyga Q K

Thanks for not sending any sms u

Thanks for not sending any SmS.. U hav bcum the Top contender for the ‘KANJUS RATNA’ Award-2008! Na.. Na,, Sms mat karna

Khudi ko kar kanjoos itna ke har

Khudi Ko Kar Kanjoos Itna Ke Har SMS Bhejne Se Pehle… Service Center Wale Call Kar Ke Poochen… Kheriat To Hai… Ae Customer Aaj

Raat ho to m jalta ha

Raat ho to ‘MÖÖÑ’ Jalta ha Garmiyon mein ‘JÜÑÉ jalta ha Pyar ho jaye to ‘DIL’ jalta ha 0r ? ? Aap jesa kanjoos

Kya lekar aye thay kya jaoge

Kya lekar aye thay? kya lekar jaoge …? mujhe sms nahi kar k kitne paise bachao ge, itne paise bacha kar kya.. MOBILE MAIN

Gham men jenay ka maza aata he

Gham men jenay ka maza aata he, Hame dosto ko sms karny men maza aata he. Hum barish ki tarah SMS karte hain, Aik

Sitam sahne ki b had hoti hai

Sitam sahne ki b had hoti hai, kisiko satane ki b had hoti hai, sms bhjne ki koshish karo janab, mufat ke sms padne

chandd lamho ki zindagi hai

( Chandd lamho ki zindagi hai ) ( Nafrato se jiya nahi karte ) { Dushamano ki kya shikayat kare } { Ab to

Behbood e abadi wale aaye the wo kehty

Behbood-e-Abadi Wale aaye the, Wo ‘kehty’ hain jo ziyada sms karay ga, Us ki gaand pe chaabi wala ‘Teeka’ laga kar us k sms

Adaab arz hai lagta mosam kafi

Adaab Arz hai LAgta hai Mosam kafi sard hai Per Dosto ko $m$ kerny m kya harj hai Ap ko $m$ bhejna mera fraz

Ek pehalwan ne ek mehfil me sirf

Ek pehalwan ne ek mehfil me sirf 1 limu se pura 1 glas bhar k juice nikal kr sb ko heran krdia aur kaha

Jis doodh mein makhkhi ho wo na

Jis doodh mein makhkhi ho, wo doodh na piya karo, kanjus ek phone nahi kar sakte, kam se kam ek SMS to kiya karo…

Bhool se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya

Bhool se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo, Pyar nahi to Shikayat hi kiya karo, Itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na

Kya halat ho gayi he jamane ke

Kya halat ho gayi he jamane ke.. Sabko adat he pese bachane ke.. SMS company walo ne free kar diya he sms.. Phir bhi

Arz kia hai yun na kisi ke

‘~Arz kia hai Yun na kisi ke dil say khailo, ~Wha wha wha ~Yun na kisi ke dil say khailo, ~jab sms hi nahi

Inteha ho gyi inzar ki aayi na

INTEHA HO GYI INZAR KI AAYI NA SMS KI RING MERE YAAR KI YE HME HAI YAKIN KANJUS WO TO NAHI FIR WAZA KAYA

Udhar aap majbur baithe hai idhar hum

udhar aap majbur baithe hai idhar hum majbur baithe hai… baat ho bhi to kaise jab dono taraf do kanjus baithe hai..

Sheikh ka 1 rupiya chatt se gir

Sheikh ka 1 rupiya chatt se gir gaya, sheikh neeche pohncha to rupiya nahe mila kion?? sheikh rupiay se pehley pohnch gaya tha!:-D

Sms rates 1997 rs5 1999 rs4

‘sMs rates’ 1997! Rs.5 1999! Rs.4 2001! Rs.3 2003! Rs.2 2005! Rs.1 2007! Rs.0.5 2010! FREE Ap sms kab kro gy, Jab sms karnay

Ghareeb samjh kr humen doston ny

Ghareeb Samjh Kr Humen Doston ny Sms Karna chor Dia ‘FARAZ’ Kya Ghareebon K Mobile Main Inbox Nahi Hota (‘.’) /) )Wadi Gaalh /

Halki sardi ka zamana hai musam

‘HALKI SARDI ka Zamana hai’ ‘Musam Bhi Suhana hai ‘Ek 2 Pyare SMS to kr do kanjoso ‘Kya Balance ko 2012 Tk Chlana ha.

Kash tum bakri hote hum tume ghas

kash tum BAKRI hote, hum tume GHAS khilate or pyar se tumare SING hilate or puchte msg bhejne me kanjus kon tu ya main?

Phulon me gulab achcha lagta hai to

Phulon me Gulab achcha lagta hai, to nind me Khwab, Aap hame SMS bhale na Bhejo.. Hame Aapki Kanjusi ka ye Andaj achha lagta

Jo moaziz dost sms send krny ki

Jo Moaziz Dost Sms Send Krny Ki Zehmat Nai Krty Un Sy Guzarish Hy K Anqarib Unka Nmber Delet Krdia Jayega Q K Contact

Ai khuda aaj barsaat ho jayekam se

Ai Khuda aaj barsaat ho jaye,kam se kam ek katori paani bhar jaye,jo SMS nehi karte ho,uska mobile us me dub jaaye. Na rahega

Agar koyi achha sa msg hai to

Agar Koyi Achha Sa Msg. Hai To Use Jaldi Se . . . . . Paper Par Likh Kar Almari Me Band Kar Do

Toba toba aata ghee shakkar

‘Toba Toba’ Aata . Ghee . Shakkar . Chawal . Bijli . oil . . K baad Pakistan me SMS ka BOHRAAN Log SMS

Bry bewfa ho aap

(‘.’)Bry bewfa ho /) )/ aap _/ /_ (‘.’) /) (Msg q nhi _//_ krty Pta hy ktna ghusa ata hy (‘.’) o—( )—o

Kadi apni unglan nu hala lya kro

Kadi apni unglan nu hala lya kro Mobile te sada v number mila lya kro, Lokan nu te hass hass k $m$ karday o,

Gham me b maza ata hai

Gham me b maza ata hai Gharibo k ghar b khuda Ata hai HUM to Apko roz yad karte hain Ek apka SMS hai

1 makhi doctor k pas bari buri

1 makhi doctor k pas bari buri halat me pohnchi Doctor: kya hua? Makhi: Haay! Sheikhan di chaa wich dig pae saan, Onna choos

Extreme of fashion dhoti with zip

Extreme of Fashion? * Dhoti with Zip. Extreme of Secrecy? * Blank Visiting Card. Extreme of Stupidity? * Looking through keyhole of a glass

Titanic k sath sheikh bhi doob raha

Titanic K Sath sheikh Bhi Doob Raha Tha,aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha, dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai? Sheikh: Shukar Hai Main ne Return

Mere kitne sms mile bahut saare aur

Mere Kitne SMS mile? Bahut saare? Aur tune kitne bheje? Ek bhi nahi! Haaak Thu: Ab tak bahut SMS khaye – Ab Goli Kha

Dil k dard ko zubaan par laate

Dil k dard ko zubaan par laate nahi, hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyon na ho, hum

Ae mare allah har kanjos makhi choos

Ae Mare ALLAH Har Kanjos Makhi Choos Ko Sms Receive Karne K Sath Sath Send Karne Ki Bhi Tofiq Aata Farma (Ameen)

Hame to sms ne loota call mein

hame to sms ne loota call mein kaha dum tha mere sms wha ponche jin kanjooso ke pass bal nhe tha

Ek waqt tha tumhare msgs aise aate

Ek waqt tha tumhare msgs aise aate thay Jese kisi ne tumhare sar pe pistol Rakhi hwi ha or tum se msgs karwa rha

Dani bhut kanjoos ha es bra koe

dani bhut kanjoos ha es bra koe kanjoos nahe ha ya ak rs b lag ga to mar gay ga

Yr ap jo koi b ho plz

Yr ap jo koi b ho plz 20 ka balnc dalwa do me is time bath room me ho or ghr my koi b

Waari warsi khattan gaya c khatt k

Waari warsi khattan gaya c khatt k leyaandi sooi.. , , , , Jerra menu sms na karay, O dolay shah di chooi.:

Sitam sehne ki had hoti hai

Sitam sehne ki had hoti hai, pas na ane ki roth jane ki hadh hoti hai.. Ek SMS to kar de Zalim, Paise bachane

Larki sheikh larkay se aj mujhe kisi

Larki (Sheikh Larkay se): Aj mujhe kisi buhut hi expensive jaga ghuma lao… . . . . . Sheikh usko Petrol Pump ghuma laya

Hello kia haal hai ho raha

Hello Kia Haal Hai? Kia Ho Raha Hai? Aap Kahan Rehte Ho? Kitne Rooms Hain? Shadi hui? Kitnay bache hen? Ghar Men T.V Hai?

Ek sheikh ne bus me ulti apni

Ek Sheikh ne bus me ulti apni Jholi me kardi Sath bethe admi ne kaha tum ne kapre kharab q kiye Sheikh: mere ghar

25 loot loo chwaniya hai mujhe sms karne

25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 loot-loo! chwaniya hai, Mujhe sms karne ke kaam aayengi. Sharmao mat.

SMS #62188

(‘.’) . – – . / _.’ ‘. _/ _ ‘, Mootran tuwady Mobile Utty Pura din guzar gya koi Message nahi keeta.

1 sheikh shaadi se pehle apni mangetar

1 SHEIKH Shaadi Se Pehle Apni Mangetar Se:Darling Shaadi Ki Raat Me Tumhe Kya ‘GIFT’ Don.?Mangetar:‘RING’ De Dena. SHEIKH:MOBILE Par Ya P.T.C.L Par…??

Honto pr apke pyari sismilehy hum ne

Honto pr apke pyari si’SMILE’hy hum ne suna hy apke pas bhi’MOBILE’hy jis me sms ki aik moti si’FILE’hy mgr ap sms nhi krte

Aik kanjoos k ghar ko aag lag

Aik Kanjoos K Ghar Ko Aag Lag Gai Or Wo Apnay Ghar Ko Na Bacha Saka. Kion? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Kanjoos 8th floor se neeche gira

KanJoos 8th fLoor se neeche gira, Girte huwe kitchen ki window k pas pohancha to apni BV ko dekh kar chiLLaya: . . .

1 memon 4th floor se neeche gira

1 memon 4th floor se neeche gira Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki main apni bivi ko roti pakatay hue dekha to chilla

Arz kia hai yun na kisi ke

~Arz kia hai Yun na kisi ke dil say khailo, ~Wha wha wha ~Yun na kisi ke dil say khailo, ~jab sms hi nahi

Sheikh k ghar guest aaeybivi ne kaha

Sheikh k ghar guest aaey….bivi ne kaha…. ‘jao mehmano k liay kuch le kar aao’ sheikh bahar gaya, aur…. TAXI le aya…;-)

Life me paisapayar dostizzat sub aate

Life Me =Paisa=Payar =Dost=Izzat Sub Aate Jate Rehte Hen Mgr Tooty Hue Daant Wapas Nhi Ate Is Liye Samjhdar Bano Or Msg Kr Diya

Jab bhi kanjusi ka oscar nomination aayega

Jab Bhi Kanjusi Ka Oscar Ka Nomination Aayega, Tumhara Naam Bhi Usme Zarur Aayega, Agar Ye Padkar Bhi Tumne Reply Nahi Kiya, To Pehla

Gham me b maza ata he gharibon

Gham ME B MAZA ATA HE,, Gharibon k ghar bhi khuda aata hai,, hum to aap ko roz sms karty hain,, Ek ap ka

Agr pizza 20 ka chicken 15

Agr Pizza 20 ka Chicken 15 ka Burger 5 ka Pepsi 3 ki Samosa 1 ka Ho bhi jaye To Ap Phr B Kch

Congrats u have been awarded an mba

CONGRATS’ U have been awarded an M.B.A degree For not Smsing me. MBA means ‘Member of Bhikari Association’ Kindly forward it 2 all M.B.A’s.

Kia aap k mobile ko qabz ki

Kia aap k mobile ko Qabz ki shikayat hai Jo SmS nhi nikal rha 2 tablet easy load ki khila do Qabz toot jaye

Panjabi hajj pe gaye aur dua mangne

Panjabi Hajj Pe Gaye Aur Dua Mangne Lagay. “Ya Allah! Mere Saray Gunah Muaf Kar Dae Ya Fair Mera 3 Lakh Wapis Karde.

Saare gawah aur bayano k madde nazar

saare gawah aur bayano k madde nazar rakhte hue penal court ki dhara 420 k tahat msg pad rahe mujrim ko msg na bhejne

1 glass pani lo us me neem

1 Glass Pani Lo Us Me Neem K ped K fool Dalo, 2 hrs K Liye Rakh Do, fir 10Min Garm Karo Thanda Karne

Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena kabhi humari

Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena, kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo. Roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati, kabhi khud bhi sms kiya

Pani me tairna machli ka style hawa

Pani me tairna machli ka style Hawa me udna ‘POPAT’ ka style Different sms bhejna,phone karna humara style Fukat ka sms padna,phone sun-na Aapka

Dil ter dewana hai yeh loadshading

Dil terä déewana hai yeh loadshading ka zamana hai kabhi kabhi toh sms kar liya karo kai balance bacha kai üps lagwana hai.

Khudi ko kar kanjoos itna ke har

Khudi Ko Kar Kanjoos Itna Ke Har Sms Bhejne Se Pehle Service Center Waley Call Kar K Pochhein Aaj Sms Kar Rahey Ho Khariyat

Apki yad main 1 shair arz hai

Apki Yad Main 1 Shair Arz Hai Itwar K Bad Ata Hai Peer Wah wah Itwar K Bad Ata Hai Peer Kbi TO SMS

1 jiss ko allah dua ki taofeeq

1* Jiss ko ALLAH dua ki taofeeq dy o kbi qaboliat se mehroon nhi reh sakta! 2* Jis ko ALLAH toba ki taofeeq dy

Tum muje sms bhejo ya na tumhare

Tum Muje SMS Bhejo Ya Na Bhejo Tumhare Na Bhejne Ka Koi Gam Nhi Khushi Is Baat Ki Hai Ki Tumhari Ye Ada Kisi

Haseen ho aap bure hm b nhi

Haseen ho aap bure hm b nhi, Ghar me ho aap road pe hm b nhi, Aj kal sms bi nahen krtey ho Kaan

Tmam sbooton or gwahon k byanat ki

Tmam sbooton or gwahon k byanat ki roshni me ye adalat dafa 334 tazirat e pakistan k teht apko sms na bhejne k jurm

Ja meri missile ja jo log mujhe

ja meri missile ja, jo log mujhe sms nahi karte,unke dimagh me ghus ja or phat ja! Aray wapis kyun aya? Acha uske pas

Chann chandniraat mehrmatim timanday taaray

Chann Chandni,Raat Mehrma,Tim Timanday Taaray,* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *Koi V Nai SmS karda,‘kithay’

sms policeooo hum aapko arrest

,-¡”””””””¡ /–(SMS Police)”’O”””’O’O”’ Hum aapko arrest karne aae hain. Apki complain hai k aap Doston ko koi SMS nahi karte Kanjos mujrm:

Fizaon k badlne ka intzar na kia

‘Fizaon k badlne ka intzar na kia kro’.. ‘Andiyo k rukne ka intzar na kia kro’.. ‘Mobile uthao or muje SmS bejo’.. ‘Hr wqt

Xcuse me

Xcuse Me! (‘.) /(( / ! Wht’s Your Mobile Number? I Want To RE-CHECK. Becoz I Feel There’s Some Error, Q K Msg Jaanda

Gham hy tanhaai hy dard ruswayi

Gham Hy Tanhaai Hy… Dard Hy Ruswayi Hy….. . zalimo Tussi v msg kr dia kro, meri koi Government ne duty Laai hy.

Kanjoosi ka national award diya jayega aapka

Kanjoosi ka National award diya jayega Aapka naam subse pehle liya jayega Galti se bhi sms na karma Warna Award haath se nikal jayega

Dil chahata hy ap ko bohat piyr

Dil Chahata Hy AP KO Bohat Piyr Doon. dosti K Naam Pr Ye Zindgi Waar Doon. Lekin JaB AP KA SMS Nhi Milta? To

Purana loha becho teen dabba tute

Purana Loha becho. Teen dabba becho. Tute fute saman becho. Plastic ke dibbe becho. Raddi akhbar becho. Un paiso se Balance dalva k 2-4

Khud ko kr kanjoos itna k har

Khud ko kr kanjoos itna k har SmS bhejny sy pehly . Service center waly call kr k khud poochen . Paa g Pakki

Girlko sms karo to wo karti

Girl:ko sms karo to wo sms karti ha. Boy:ko sms karo to wo phone karta ha. Khusray:ko sms karo to wo kuch nai karta.

Arz kia hy hm ap k msg

ARZ KIA HY! Hm ap k msg ki yad me Ro rhe hen! wah wah Zra ghor kren Hm Ap k msg ki Yad

Dear kanjoos customer u have subscribed

Dear Kanjoos Customer U have Subscribed Kanjoosi Packge. Successfully U can Enjoy saving of msgs. your Subscrption Kanjoosi is valid untill Allah give U

Na jany kis tabiyat k hain mery

…Na jany kis tabiyat k hain mery dost.. ~….Bhai….~ ..Jb tk bisti na karo sms he ni krty.. |'(‘,’) | ‘..(| /|. Karan fair?

Bhol gae ya bhulana chate ho

Bhol Gae Ya Bhulana Chate Ho Door Kar Dia Ya Jana Chate Ho Aazma Lia Ya Aazmana Chate Ho Ek Msg To Kardo kanjooso

1 bazurg frmaty hen k men nay

1 bazurg frmaty hen k Men nay 3 logo sy zyada bakheel kisi ko nhi paaya 1. wo shakhs jo puraana kaprra pehnay jab

ap k

|(”,) | ‘..(| ||. Ap k Sms nahi arahe ? kaheen Mobile ko Dengi bukhar to nahi hogya..;-)

Hello kia haal hai ho

Hello! Kia Haal Hai ? Kia Ho Raha Hai ? Aap KahaN Rehte Ho ? KitNe RoomS HaiN ? Ghar MeN T.V Hai ?

Waise to bare aziz ho tum

Waise to bare aziz ho ‘ TUM ‘, Mgr na jane kiya cheez ho ‘ TUM ‘. Na koi phone Na koi sms. Aur

doston k ina jia nahi karty

$ Doston K ßina Jia Nahi Karty ,, $ Ghum K Pialon Ko Pia Nahi Karty ,, $ Kuch Nawab K ßachy Hai Dost

Ab atay hain tere sms boht thoray

Ab atay hain tere sms boht thoray… WAH WAH WAH Ab atay hain tere sms boht thoray Kahan gyi teri dosti O besan k

Xcuse me whts ur

Xcuse Me! (‘.) /((/ ! Wht’s ur Mobile Number? Mene RE-CHECK krna hai. Bcoz I Feel kuch masla hai, Kyun K, Msg janda te

or kanjusi

_/ (‘)/ -(_)- /(_) _/ (‘)/ -(_)- /(_) _/ (‘)/ -(_)- /(_) Or kanjusi kro Or sms na kro Dekha Inbox me keere pr

kanjusi award mubark

( kanjusi ) Award/ )__( Mubark Ho sMs Na karne Pr Apko Award Of ‘Kanjusi’2011 Diya Jata Hai .. Thanks Ki Koi Baat Nhi

Kon ho tm or q sms

‘Kon ho tm? Or Q SMS krte ho? Kisne dya tmko mera number? ‘Shut up’ ‘Stupid’ Ab SMs nA krna Mene kbi aisa kaha

Wo dost umer bhar ka saath kiya

Wo Dost Umer bhar ka saath kiya dy ga, Jis ne PAckage hote howe bhi sms krna chor diya.. (‘,’)/ /)) choro yar .

Aj sms ki mardam shumari hy

Aj SMS Ki MARDAM SHUMARI Hy. Ager Aap MALE Hai To 6 funny SmS Karein Ager FEMALE Hai To 3 SmS Karein Aur Ager

Hmain to sms ne loota call me

Hmain to ‘SMS’ ne Loota… ‘CALL’ me kahan dam tha… Mere’SMS’ wahan pohnchy… jin ghareebon k pas ‘BALANCE’ kam tha..

Andhe k hath mein torch behray

Andhe k hath mein TORCH Behray k hath mein RADIO Gongay k hath me MIKE Or Kanjoos k hath mein MOBILE KYA ZAMANA AA

Sochta hoon tereyandar utar kar dekhoon

Sochta hoon tereyandar utar kar dekhoon ‘DOST’..! Konsa purza hai jo Tujhey sMskarney nahi deta…!

mere aziz dosto

(,’)/ (! ! ‘.Mere Aziz~.!!. Dosto,’ * * * * * * (‘.’) _/| |_ ‘|’ ””/’/”” Main Wella Betha wa Minu Msg karo…!

Salam arz hai jawab qarz dena

Salam ARZ Hai Jawab Qarz Hai Dena Farz Hai Na Dena Marz Hai Na Koi Gharz Hai Bas Itna Arz Hai Agar sms parna

Ghareeb samajh kar humy sms karne chor

Ghareeb samajh kar humy sms karne chor diye ap ne … …DOST….. Kya gharebon k mobile me inbox nhi hota. (‘-‘) /)) _/ /_dasso

Dekho ab shrmane ki zrurat nahi

Dekho Ab Shrmane Ki Zrurat Nahi, Na Hi Kisi Se Drne Ki, Sab K Samne Khul K iqrar Kro K tum Mujh Se! Tum

Jo pyar na samjhe wo insan nahi

Jo pyar na samjhe wo insan nahi Duniya me kon hai Jo pareshan nahi Jab reply kroge tabi hum aur sms bhejeinge Warna humari

Un k dil men mohabat itni thi

Un K Dil Men Mohabat Itni Thi Hamare Lye Faraz Wo Msg Bhi Karte Hen To Doctor Ki Hdayat K Mutabiq. 1 Msg’ ‘Subah

Sheikh ghalti sy1din5 rupy ka sika kha

Sheikh Ghalti sy1Din5 Rupy ka sika kha gya, Roz Bathroom ja kr Zor lgata pr sika na Nikla. Kafi Din ki koshish k baad

Subasms shamsms dinsms ratsms gharsms officesms jeenasms

Suba/SMS Sham/SMS Din/SMS Rat/SMS Ghar/SMS Office/SMS Jeena/SMS Marna/SMS Akhir kya hai ye SMS? S= sirf M= Muft da S= Syapa Na kro te KANJOOS,

Hum sms k muqablay main zabardasti qail

Hum sms k muqablay main zabardasti k qail nahi *’FARAZ’* Jis ne karna hay kary nahi to mery LUN pe charay…!!!!

Dilse roye mgr honton se mskura bethe

DiLse roye mgr honton se mskura bethe, Yunhi hum kisi se DiL Laga bethey Wo hum ko 1 sMs B nahi karte, Jis k

o o

,()..(), (o o ) ‘ —-;’;. (..) ‘/ , , / /,// /,//,!, Ja.. Oe KHOTAYA ja.. Jinny minu aj msg ni kita… Onuu,

0 ye lo qenchi logon

/ / 0 0 Ye lo Qenchi Logon ki Jaib kato or sms k Liye Pesy Jama kro Kanjoosi ki b koi had hoti

Ek hum hain jo msg mein apna

Ek Hum hain Jo Msg Mein Apna . .++._.++. ‘-._Dil _.-‘ ‘+’ Bhejtey hain Or Ek Aap Hain Jo Dil rakhnay k lye bhi

dekh boss apun tere sath sms ka

-Dekh BosS- Apun Tere Sath Sms Ka Dhanda Band Krne Ka Hy Bole T0 CHAPTER CLOSE Agr Compromise Krne Ka Hy To 4-5 peti

Jo pyar na samjhe wo insan nahi

‘Jo Pyar Na Samjhe Wo Insan Nahi, Duniya Me Kon Hai Jo Pareshan Nahi, Jab Reply Kroge Tabi Hum Or SMS Bhejengy, Warna Humari

Jo pyar na samjhe wo insan nahi

Jo Pyar Na Samjhe Wo Insan Nahi, Duniya Me Kon Hai Jo Pareshan Nahi, Jab Reply Kroge Tabi Hum Or SMS Bhejengy, Warna Humari

Aik din aisa hadsa huwa k

Aik din aisa hadsa huwa k . . . Kia btaon… . . . Allah muaaf kare… . . . Toba toba… . .

Memon ka 1 rupiya chhatt se gir

Memon ka 1 rupiya chhatt se gir gaya, Memon full speed mein neechay pohancha to rupiya nahi mila, , Kyun, , Q ke, Memon