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Geomentary batain duniya ka pehla traffic signal

‘GEOMENTARY’ Batain Duniya Ka Pehla Traffic Signal Kahan Lagaya Gya Tha? . Jawab Janiye Is Bread K Baad! BREAK: Ufone… Tum he to ho

Some lazy rules vs hav adapted in

Some LAZY RULES vs hav adapted in our lives: 1.The farther away the remote is,the more u like what’s already on TV. 2.if u

Sahil pe bethi 1 larki ne apne

Sahil pe bethi 1 larki ne apne dost se pocha Tum bolty Q nahi ho? Woh palkien jhuka kar muskurane laga aur rait par

Machher apny potay se humary zamany me

Machher Apny Potay Se: Humary Zamany Me Khoon Chosna Itna Aasan Nahi Hota Tha Pota: Wo Q Dada G? Macher: Q K Tb Larkiyan

Hright of mistake u take a

HRIGHT OF MISTAKE!! U take a blade n write ur lover’s name on ur arms . . . . . . & make a

Le jigar 3 bachion girls k mobile

Le jigar 3 bachion (girls) k mobile no * Lata Mangeshkar 04009555117 * Mukhtaran Mai 03556032182 * Abida Parveen 03196611888 * Ab Thanks bol

Kal mujha bahut shock huwajb mri sari

Kal mujha bahut Shock huwa,jb mri sari school ki kitaben kamra me ya song suna rahin thi…faraz? . ! . . . . .

Girl book store me sales man se

Girl Book Store Me Sales Man Se: Kiya Aap k Pas ye kitab Hey? ”Larkiyan Zaheen Hoti Hen” Sales Man: Madam Lateefon ki Dukaan

Boy i love you tum dunya ki

Boy; I love you tum dunya ki sab sy khobsort larki ho Girl;acha par tumhary pechy mujh sy bhe khobsort larki khari hy Boy;

Height of dedication pappu 5mint m papr

height of dedication.. pappu 5mint m papr chor k chla gya, teachr:yeh kya?papr nhi ata? pappu:woh bat nhi ha. muje agle papr ki tyari

Janoon sey or ishq milti hai

Janoon Sey or Ishq Sey Milti Hai Azadi ……. Oooooops….. Sorry 🙂 Ghalat Bool Gaya ….. Janoon Sey Or Ishq Sey Barti Hai Abadi

Ap k lye america se rishta aya

Ap k lye America se Rishta Aya haybohut achy log hainBaap Hardware may hay.Maa Software may hay.Bhai Footwear may hay. Aur larki sirf underwear

Girl to his boy frierndkya tum meray

Girl to his boy friernd:kya tum meray leay chand tare tor kar la saktay ho Boy: tu chan taaryan di gal karni ae, loki

Mai ne uss se pucha keemat

Mai ne uss se pucha? Keemat kya hai muhabbat ki? Us ne hans kr kaha. Ice’cream khilana Park me ghumana 0r EasY L0ad karwana.

Boy love or arrange ma kiya

Boy : Love or Arrange ma kiya faraq hai….. Girl : love ma pehley se size ka pata chal jata hai or arrange ma

When ur life is in darkness pray

When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness & after if u pray &ur still in

Girl janu g tusi mere wasty aasman

GIRL. Janu G Tusi Mere Wasty Aasman Tun Chan Torr K Leya Sakde O ? SARDAR. Aaho, Main Chan Lain Jawan Te Tu Pichon

Sardartum bike itni taiz kion chala rahay

Sardar:tum bike itni taiz kion chala rahay ho? Pathan:ye letter urgent daina hai Sardar:kahan? Pathan:abi addres parhnay ka time nhi hai Sardar: ok go

1 kanjoos dosray sayaaj main ney ek

1 kanjoos dosray say:Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai.Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai pocha:1000 ka note dun to kiya karega?Wo bola, Khushi se

Father if u pass in examsill gift

Father: if u pass in exams,i’ll gift u 1 cycle. Son: if i fail? Fathr: i will gift 100 cycles son: why? Father: faer

I cant understand why people are frightened

I can’t understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I’m frightened of the old ones.

Sacha dost wo hai jo apki ankho

Sacha dost wo hai jo apki ankho m pehla ansu dekhle. Dusra ansu ponch le tesra ansu rokle, or chotha ansu dekhe to 1

The thing which is never complete called

The Thing Which Is Never Complete, Called… Syllabus!! … =P =D

After the first night bill gates asked

After the first night Bill Gates asked his wife, darling, how was it?…….Wife disappointedly: Hunh… now i know why your company is called ‘MICRO

Poem of every girl husband apna white

Poem Of Every Girl Husband Apna White Ho, Lambi Uski Height Ho, Ghusay Ka Wo Light Ho, Pocket Uski Tight Ho, Jab Saas Se

Urdu teacher btao ye konsa zamana hai

Urdu TEACHER Btao ye konsa ZAMANA hai? Main Naach raha hon Tum Naach rhe ho Wo Naach rhi he Ham sab Naach rhe hen

Bacha mummy muje is dukan se patakhy

BACHA: mummy muje is dukan se PATAKHY lene hain. MUMY: beta ye dukan nhi girls hostel hai. BACHA: lekn papa to kehty hain k

Police wala ek student ko pakr leta

police wala ek student ko pakr leta hy STUDENT:sir me student hoo mujy chor do POLICE:tm bina licence k motar cycle chalte ho? STUDENT:ni

Johny johny yes papa job in textile

Johny johny yes papa… Job in textile yes papa… Lot of tension yes papa… Too much work yes papa… Family life no papa… B.P

appy bila

‘!”!__!”!.*.*. ! APPY !.*.*.* !__!”!__!.*.*. *.*.*.Bila Waja Day.*.*.*

Gf promice karo ke mujhy kabi kis

G.F promice karo ke mujhy kabi kis ke liye majboor nahi karo ge B.F sister tum ghar jao tera aba ama tera intizar kar

Someone misses u needs worries about u

SomeOne.. MiSSES U.. NeeDS U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? THE MONKEY IN … THE ZOO …ltn

Take this stress test by answering these

Take this Stress Test by answering these 2 questions: 1. Which mouse has 2 legs? . . . . . . . Mickey Mouse!

Classic 1st dost me aisa kia

‘Classic’ 1st Dost: Me Aisa Kia Kron k Teri Shaadi k Baad Me Teri Biwi Ko Cinema Le Kr Jao’n Aur Tu Naraz Bhi

Beta ammi kya pasand ke shadi karny

Beta: ammi kya pasand ke shadi karny sy ghar waly naraz hoty hain? Maa: tu yakenan kisi churail k chakar main hoga or ye

Budget 2012 aata 5 rupe tola

‘BUDGET 2012’ ‘AATA’ 5 Rupe Tola, ‘CHAAWAL’ 1 Rupe K 2 Daane, ‘DAAL’ 5 Rupe K 4 Daane, ‘OIL’ 10 Rupe k 2 Drops,

Pata ha jab aap ghar se nikalte

Pata Ha Jab Aap Ghar Se Nikalte Ho To Larkiyan Apko Hasrat Se Dekhti Hain Aahain Bharti Hain Or Sochti Hain Ye “Ur Name”

Balance muft charge karne ka tarikaabhi tak

Balance muft charge karne ka tarika: Abhi tak ejaad nahi hua..!

6 birds were sitting on a tree

6 birds were sitting on a tree… a hunter saw that and shot over tree… . 5 birds flew away . . . but

Larki or sms dono ek jaise hote

LARKI or SMS dono Ek jaise hote hain? Wo kaise . . . . . . . Jab tk UPER se NEECHAY tak poora

Wife aik baat bolon husband han

Wife:- Aik Baat Bolo’n..? Husband: Han Bolo…. Wife:- Maaro Gye To Nai..? Husband:- Nai… Bolo.? Wife:- Mein Maa’n Bn’ne wali Hoo’n.. Husband:- Hurrraye..It,s A

Fakeerni babuji 1 rupya de 3

Fakeerni: Babuji 1 Rupya de de 3 din se bhuki hu, Babuji: 3 din se bhuki hain to 1 Rupye ka kya karegi? Fakeerni:

Aoa to all my friends and cousins

Aoa, To All My Friends And Cousins… I Have A Good News For All Of You. I M Here To Announce That My ‘MARRIAGE’

English is difficult language for japanese a

English is difficult language for Japanese. A True Story:- A few days ago, Japanese Prime Minister ‘Mori’ was given some basic English training before

Operation se pehlay doctor ne phoolon k

Operation se Pehlay doctor ne Phoolon k haar mangwaey Mariz:Ye kis liye Doc: puttar Mera 1st opertion hai Agr kamyab hua to mere liye

Dehaati mastar bachon ko english parhaate hoe

Dehaati Mastar bachon ko english parhaate hoe: ‘Dekho bachon ye ‘M’ hai… ‘M’ se mother banta hai. Jese sheeday ki MAA.. Agle din Mastar

Reporter meera g hum ne suna hai

Reporter: meera g hum ne suna hai k ap cigrette piti hain? . . . . . . . . . . . .

Attendance yajooj majooj yes sir zakoota

Attendance Yajooj Majooj Yes Sir Zakoota Yes Sir Firaon Yes Sir Eblees Yes Sir ZARDARI Sir g o di leave dey deo O PAKISTAN

boy jaan meri ankhon mien to

*. .Boy: jaan meri ankhon mien to dekho kya hai? Girl: sacha pyar:-) Boy: oh Machar kad, (.’) (( _//_ wadi aai parveen shakir:-)

Simlarity between pyar loose motion in

simlarity Between PYAR & Loose Motion? in par kisika control nahi hota,ye 2no hi Achanak ho jaate hain, aur inka pata b hone k

Ek bus conducter ki shaadi ho rahi

Ek Bus Conducter ki Shaadi Ho Rahi Thi, Wo stage pe Sofay Pe Bethay Huay Apni Dulhan Se Bola: ‘Baji Zara Naal Naal Ho

Ghar se bhagi larki kuch dino k

Ghar Se Bhagi Larki Kuch Dino K Bad Sherminda Sherminda Wapis Apne Ghar Aa Gai. Maa Ne Waja Poochhi To, Larki Boli: Larka To

Tcher how old is ur father sunny

Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I

Agar punjab ki larkiyan papitay bechten to

Agar :punjab’ ki larkiyan papitay bechten to larkon ko buhat faida hota, Kun k larkiyon ko yeh awaz lagani parti . . . .

Ek shareef admi shadi k bad apni

Ek shareef admi shadi k bad apni B.V ko bola: ‘aaj sey tum he meri ZINDAGI ho, PYAAR ho, TAMANNA hoo! B.V: oor aaj

Lays chips per pasai nikne ki offer

LAYS CHIPS PER PASAI NIKNE KI OFFER AAE AIK PATHAN KI SHOP PER CUSTMER AAYA US NE KAHA PATHAN SAHAB KUCH NIKALTA BE HAI

Apni naraz girlfrnd ko manany k bad

Apni Naraz Girlfrnd ko manany k bad Larka Pyar se bola: Jaan kaho to Tmhare liye chand tary tor laon! Larki halki c Muskurai

kisi ki zindagi qeemat ka andaza

*’* Kisi ki zindagi ki qeemat ka andaza uski moat k baad hi hota hai, Jaisy Chicken, Zinda….. Rs. 160/ Chicken Karrhai…… Rs. 480/*’*

1 pagal her waqt bolta rehta

1 pagal her waqt bolta rehta tha ‘Ghulail bnaoun ga aur chirya ko maron ga’ 1 din usko paglon k doctor k pass ly

Sardar bache ke report lene hospital gya

Sardar Bache Ke Report Lene Hospital Gya Report Bohat Kharab Thi . . Sardar Bache Se Bola ‘Oy School Te School… Tenu Ethey V

Teri galiyon mein na rakhen gy kadam

Teri Galiyon Mein Na Rakhen Gy Kadam Aaj K Baad Kyun K Humari Apni Gali Mein Setting Ho Gai Hy |'(‘.’) Kya | |.|

Girlfrnd jan mujy aise purpose kro jaise

Girlfrnd: Jan Mujy aise purpose kro jaise aaj tak kisi ne na kiya ho.. Boyfrnd: Kamini kuti. I love U, muj se shadi kar

Ek gujjar doodh bech raha tha

Ek gujjar doodh bech raha tha. Aik angrez aaya aur poochha: What is this? Gujjar: This is doodh! Angrez: What is doodh? Gujjar: Doodh

1 larki apny test krwany

*. . .1 larki apny test krwany gai to us ki rports kisi se badl gai. Doctor, mubark ho ap pragnt hn. Larki. Toba

Maa aaj school se itni jaldi kaise

Maa: Aaj School Se Itni Jaldi Kaise Agaye? Bacha: Machar ko Mara To Teacher Ne Chutti Dedi Maa: Aisa Kyon? Bacha: Machar Teacher k

Hina ne sana ko noshaba nafisa nadia

Hina Ne Sana Ko Noshaba Ne Nafisa Ko Nadia Ne Nazia Ko Shabana Ne Shabnam Ko Rehana Ne Rhuksana Ko Aliya Ne Aamina Ko

Ek charsi 3rd floor se neeche gir

Ek charsi 3rd Floor Se Neeche Gir Gaya Log Uske Ird-Gird Jama HoGaye Or Poocha: Kya Hua Bhai? Charsi: Pata Nhi Mai Khud Abi

Aakhon me noor hai chehre pe

‘Aakhon me noor hai’ ‘Chehre pe surour hai’ ‘Koi larki mangey mera ‘Numbr’ to de dena’ Q k Meri shadi abhi bohat dooR hai

Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar flutter

Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar Flutter Flutter, Flutter Flutter Dharti, taarey, pahaad, pathar Dharti, taarey, pahaad, pathar

Boy papa main apni girl friend ko

Boy: Papa main apni girl friend ko kia don? Papa: Wo dikhti kaisi hay? Boy: Wonderful Smart Cute Nazuk pari.. Papa: Mera zong wala

I want u 2 know dat our

i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window… I

Director to heroin tme 4 banday pakren

Director to Heroin. Tme 4 Banday pakren ge phr Hero bachany ayega Heroein: Hero kon? Director Imran Hashmi Heroin: Te oday kolon menu tera

ap jesy sust loag sardio me

*. .Ap Jesy Sust LoAg Sardio me Kese Nahatay hen? Shishay k Samne Khare hote hen, Phr Sheshay pe PAni Phenk k kehte hn

Boy janeman tute huye dil se

Boy : Janeman! tute huye dil se pyaar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyaar karogi. Girl : Haramkhor! tuti huyi chappal se pitega ya

1990 indian devlopment bank ne mukesh ambani

1990 indian devlopment bank ne ‘Mukesh’ Ambani ko 2 lakh ka qarza dene se inkar kya Tha, 2001 mein’Mukesh Ambani’ ne us bank ko

Ek larka hota hy us ko musician

Ek Larka Hota Hy Us Ko Musician Ban’ne Ka Bht Shauq Hota Hy. Wo Apni Parosan Se Pyar Krny Lgta Hy, Phir Us Ki

Aik din khudkhush babar nai jonhi bomb

AIK DIN AIK KHUDKHUSH BABAR NAI JONHI BOMB KA BUTTON DABAYA TO BOMB NAHE PATTA AUR WO BEHISH HO GAYA. HOSPITAL JA KAR JAB

Be izzati no 1 1 larka cycle

Be-Izzati No 1: 1 Larka Cycle Pe Ja Raha Tha, Cycle Ka Tyre Bhens K Gobar K Beech Me Se Guzra Qareeb Kuch Larkiyan

Mard zyada sharif hain ya aurtain

Mard zyada sharif hain ya aurtain ? Pathan Ans. Mard Q k Mardon Main UMar Sharif Nawaz Sharif Shehbaz Sharif HaMza Sharif Jab k

Kidabbu jb aap fail ho jate the

Kid:Abbu jb aap fail ho jate the to dada aap k sath kya salok krte the Abbu:Wo Meri khoob pitai krte the Kid:Pr jb

Kaka pechay vekh baba kithay kyu

kaka pechay vekh baba kithay kaka pechay baba kyu puttar kaka nai vekhna na vekh mery naal araam nal gal kar me tery dand

Socha tha parh likh k pilot banain

‘Socha tha parh likh k Pilot banain gay’ ¤¤ Dost ¤¤ ‘Charas ka sutta kia lagaya, khud hi Jahaz ban gaye! (‘-‘) +–|=|–+ //

1 bhikari ki lottery lgi to us

1 Bhikari Ki Lottery lgi to Us ne Masjid banwai. 2nd Bhikari: Tu ne Masjid Q banwai? 1st: Is ke Saamne ab mein Akela

Saas anay do maray betay kousko bataongi

Saas: Anay do maray betay ko,usko bataongi tumhare kartot Bahu:Koi fayda nhi wo meri hi bat manega Saas: Q? Bahu: Q k tum beth

Shadi me 1 pathan bohut dair tuk

Shadi me 1 pathan bohut dair tuk khana kha raha tha, kisi ne pocha kab tuk khao gay? Pathan:me to khud kha-kha k dukhi

This cat is a good way to

This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat

Baap meri nasihat yaad rakna zindagi mai

Baap: Meri Nasihat Yaad Rakna Zindagi Mai Kabi Shaadi Na Karna. Beta : Wah Abba Kia Nasihat Ki Hai Ye Nasihat Mai Apne Bacho

One day rajnikant participated in a bike

One Day Rajnikant Participated In A Bike Race. So Amazing Tha They Won The Race In.. . ……. . . . . Neutral Gear….

Nurse sardarji mubarak ho aap papa ban

Nurse: Sardarji Mubarak Ho Aap Papa Ban Gaye!! Sardar: Meri Wife Ko Mat Bolna Main Usse Surprise Dunga!!

1 admi ki shadi hui us ne

1 admi ki shadi hui, us ne dost se mashwra lya k wo kese apni bv ka dil jeet skta hy Frnd: Us k

Jis ki khatir hm ne jaan

Jis ki khatir Hm ne Jaan de di * DOST * Ussi ne, Kafan Hata kar kaha.. ‘Ayiii taaaaaaa’:[email protected]

Plz fwd shayad hum kisi mjboor k

Plz fwd Shayad hum kisi mjboor k kaam a sken Jis bhai ko Petrol 20 Rs/liter chahye wo is Pump sy ja kr ly

Shadi me 1 chodri bohat der se

shadi me 1 chodri bohat der se khana ka rha tha ksi ne pocha kab tak khaoge CHODRI:mai to khud tang hon pr kya

A guy using facebook in class puts

A guy using FACEBOOK in class puts up his status: ‘Using FB in class’ After 15 seconds… His teacher likes his status and comments:

Exam ki raat ko ek student ne

Exam ki raat ko ek student ne toss kia k – Agar head aya to sona he – Tail aya to film dekhni he

One major difference between first benchers and

One Major Difference Between First Benchers And Last Benchers….????? Ans: Hard Working And Hardly Working

Bohat afsos horaha hai un

Bohat Afsos Horaha Hai. 🙁 . . . Un Larke Larkion Py Jo Bichare..:( . . . . . . *Kambal Me Chup K

That mini heart attack you get when

That MINI HEART ATTACK You Get When You Don’t Feel Your Phone In Your … Pocket. . . !!! =P ;-

Breaking news zardari ne apne

Breaking NEws ….. Zardari ne apne marne ke baad body parts donate karne ka faisala kia hai . . . Ye khabar sun ker

Aaj koi msg nahi simply good morning

Aaj koi msg nahi simply GOOD MORNING. . . . . . . . . . . . kyu ki mene aaj subah dudh

Wife aap mjhse pyar nhi krte na

WIFE: Aap mjhse pyar nhi krte na?? Hsbnd: to phr kya yeh 7 saat bache internet se download kye hai

Ek murgha murgi k peche bhag raha

Ek Murgha Murgi k peche bhag raha tha k Train Accident se murgi mar gai.To murga udas ho ker bola: MARHOOMA Bohat NAIK thi

1 robert boss maine koi

1) Robert : Boss Maine Koi Galti Nahi Ki, Phir Bhi App Mujhe Saza Kyon De Rahain Hain? Lion (Ajit) : Very Simple Robert,

A boy wanted to know the age

A boy wanted to know the age of his girlfriend so he asked Boy: dear whats your birth date? Girl: 4th november. Boy: which

Kabhi kehta tha dost mera ke jaan

Kabhi kehta tha dost mera ke “Jaan bi maango to hazir hay ” Aaj apni Biwi ko jan ketha hay Aur maangta ho tu

A lady call 2 a fire brigade

A Lady call 2 a fire Brigade Office: Mere Ghar main Aag Lag Gai hay Sardar: Pani Dalo.. Lady: Dala Aag Nahi Bujhi. Sa

Film actress meera yesterday screamed in an

Film actress Meera yesterday screamed in an interview “agar mein jhoot bolon to mera baap marr jaaye” The city district government of Lahore has

Girls college k bahir larkiyan chaat wale

Girls College K Bahir Larkiyan Chaat Wale Se Chaat Kese Maang Rahi Thi. 1st; Uncle Meri Chaat 2nd; Uncle Pehle Meri Chaat 3rd; Main

2012 easy load msg dear customer

2012 easy load Msg: Dear customer you have recharged: Rs.100 The deduction of RGST 25%, Zardari Tax 20%, Benazir Barsi Support Tax 10%, Gillani

Maa beti kya kar rahi ho

MAA : Beti kya kar rahi ho..? BETI : Parh rahi hu.. MAA : Excelent ! Kya parh rahi ho…? BETI : A£! ke

1 pagal khali paper ko bar choom

1 pagal khali paper ko bar bar choom raha tha: Dusra Pagal: ye kya hai 1 Pagal: Love letter hay. Dusra Pagal:Magar ye tu

Lrkilrke se jb tum log girls ko

Lrki,lrke se: Jb tum log girls ko ‘I luv U’ kehte ho to unka hath Q pkr lete ho ? Lrka seena taan kr:

Aik bhikari ny ghar k bahir se

Aik bhikari ny ghar k bahir se awaz lagayi: babu ji roti milegi? Andar se awaz ayi: Biwi ghar per nahi hai Bhikari: main

Mental hospital kay opertion thetor mein

Mental Hospital kay Opertion thetor mein Opertion tyar Saman majod Doctor majod Narsen majod Magar pagal Sms perny m majod…..

1 bus ma baba g ka paaon

1 Bus ma Baba G ka paaon Larki k paaun per aa gaya. Baba G: Sorry! Larki: Get lost Phir 1 handsome larkey ka

Once there was a jutt he cutting

Once there was a jutt. He was cutting jawaar with datri. He saw a wadda sara Sap. He began to cry, Bachao, I am

Ramzan mai sab shetan band kar dey

Ramzan mai sab shetan band kar dey jatey heen.Bas ak shetan band nahi hota .us ki nishani ye hai. kisi koney mai hoga hath

A hot secretary came angrily out of

A hot Secretary Came Angrily Out Of Boss CabinColleague Asked:what happened?She Replied:He asked r u free tonight?I said ya & —– gave me 50

Although pakistan is a corrupt country

Although Pakistan is A Corrupt Country . . But not a terrorist country . They can not even kill mosquitoes:-D

Aik molve bis main betha tha tu

AIK MOLVE BIS MAIN BETHA THA TU PECHAY SET PIR PIR AIK AURAT APNAY BETHAY SAI KIH RAHE THE KIH YE HILWA KHALO WIRNA

Aray jaldi tv on karo asif

Aray jaldi tv on karo Asif ali zardari ko dengui machar ne kat liya halat buhat serious he . . . . Macchar ki

Urdu muni badnam hue darling tere lye

URDU: Muni badnam hue darling tere lye PASHTO: Muni Zalila Suwa janan ista da para. SINDHI: Muni jo munh.kaaro thio ada tuhnjay laae BALOCHI:

Shahzada saleem anarkali se hm aap

Shahzada Saleem, Anarkali se- Hm aap ki Lena Chahty Hain AnarKali: Jan-e-pnah Achanak itni Bari Cheez Mang Li Shahzda: Gustakh Agr itni Bari Hai

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Mother beta apny lye ik naik

Mother: Beta apny lye ik naik larki talash karo namazi ho perhezgar pardy dar naik seerat ho Beta: maa ye to batao us larki

Bahu ke 1 2 affair sunn kar

Bahu ke 1, 2 affair sunn kar SUSAR ne khudkushi kr li, 3,4 or sunn kr Husband ne Bhi.. : Mgr SAAS chup rhi,

Tum paas hoty tou koi shrarat krty

Tum paas hoty tou koi shrarat krty, Tujhy le kr baanho’n mein ‘Mohabbat’ krty, Dekhty teri aankho’n mein neend ka khumar, Apni khoi hui

Boy i can kiss u without toching

Boy: I can Kiss u without toching u Girl:U can’t Boy:Laggi 20 ,20 Rs. Ki shart? Girl:OK Boy kissed her Girl:U touched me Boy:rola

Beta ro raha thabap ney pucha keya

Beta ro raha tha.bap ney pucha keya bat hai. dost samjh kr he bata do. Beta: kuch nahi yar sabzi key pesoon sey apni

Aaj achanak hath pe ek aansu gira

Aaj Achanak Hath Pe Ek Aansu Gira, Maine Us Se Pucha: Aye Aansu Tum Kyun Bahar Aaye Ho? Aansu bola: Abay Apny Kaam Se

The difference betwin best frnd and just

The difference betwin Best frnd and Just frnd? When you r in hospital, Just frnd asks: Tabiyat kaisi hai? And Best frnd asks: Nurse

Suno gaur se pepsi walo buri nazar

Suno gaur se PEPSI walo, buri nazar na COKE pe dalo, chahe jitna DEW pilalo, sabse aage hoga NIMBU-PANI!! humne piya hai tum bhi

1 kunwari larki ko bacha ho giya

1 Kunwari Larki Ko Bacha Ho Giya. . Uss Ke Baap Ne Poocha Ke Yeh Kiss Ka Bacha Hai? . Larki: Papa Missed Call