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Faqir kuch khana dedo admi tamatr khao

Faqir: Kuch Khana DeDo Admi: Tamatr Khao Faqir: Roti DeDo Admi Tamatr Khao Faqir: Tamatr Hi Q Khaon? ADMI Ki Wife: Abay Ye Totla

Once there was a admi he cutting

Once there was a admi,,, He was cutting Saag with draati,,, He saw a jadd Bara Sapp,,, He began to cry,,, Bachao Bachao,,, I

Faqeer sahb family se door hon milne

Faqeer: Sahb Family Se Door Hon Milne K Lye 350 Rs Ki Zarurt Hy. . Admi Paise Dete Hue: Kahn Hy Teri Family.? .

Is msg ko itna phailaen k

Is Msg Ko Itna Phailaen K . . . . . . . . . . Mere Ghar Walo Tak Pohnch Jaye . .

Mummy jo mera sabse zyada kehna mane

Mummy: Jo Mera Sabse zyada Kehna Mane ga, Ussy Hi Main Yeh Saari Toffies Dungi. Kids: Tab To Yeh Saari Toffee Papa Ko Hi

Mareezdil k operation bad mujhe altaf bhai

Mareez:Dil K Operation K Bad Mujhe Altaf Bhai Acha Lagne Laga Hai. Kya Men Pagal Hogaya Hon? Doctor:Nai Tmhen Jo Dil Lagaya Hai Wo

Majnu ko laila ka sms nahi aaya

majnu ko laila ka sms nahi aaya majnu ne teen din khana nahi khaya vo marne wala tha laila ke pyar me or laila

Jab murghi andaa free me deti hai

‘jab murghi andaa free me deti hai to bazar se 8 rupe ka kyun milta hai ?? aaj nahi bolo ge to kal bhugto

2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara

2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara rehte huye ek aadmi ghussay se chillaya. Main Zaradari ko goli marnay ja raha hon. Kuch dari

Salamyar me ye sim off kr raha

Salam.yar Me ye sim Off kr raha hon is pe mujhe bohot calls or msgs aa rahe hain log tang karte hain Pochte hen

Honth jab se milte hain to kia

Honth Jab Honth Se Milte Hain, To Kia Hota Hy? . . . . . . Hamesha Ghalat Hi Soucha Kro, Munh Band Ho

The rain makes all things beautiful grass

The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

Baap tum ne apni ammi se unchi

Baap: Tum ne apni ammi se unchi awaz mein bat ki? Beta: Mujhe pata hai k apko jalan ho rahi hai Baap: Woh kese?

My msg 2 da wrld if

My Msg 2 da wrld! If u like me, raise your hands .. if not, then raise your standards!!

A lady call 2 a fire brigade

A Lady call 2 a fire Brigade Office: Mere Ghar main Aag Lag Gai hay Sardar: Pani Dalo.. Lady: Dala Aag Nahi Bujhi. Sa

A guy picks up a girl for

A Guy picks up a girl for the date. Why are u wearing ur belt around ur knee..? Girl: I promised my mom that

Pata hy gabbar ne thakur k haath

Pata hy GABBAR ne thakur k haath Q kaate thay.?? ? ? Q ? socho? kyun k THAKUR GABAR ko SMS nahi karta tha,

Agar london me fori tor pe double

Agar London me fori tor pe double sawari par pabandi lagadi jaye to halaat behtar hosakte hain! . Sayen BaBa Qaim Ali Shah ka

Texi drivr kaha jana ha bangali bol dia

Texi Drivr: kaha jana ha Bangali: BOL-DIA Taxi Drivr: Kb bola Bangali: bol dya ni BOL-DIA jana ha Taxi Drivr: abe kb bola Bangali:

Aik khargosh roz lohaar ki dukan p

Aik khargosh roz lohaar ki dukan p jata or kehta: GAJAR hai? lohaar inkar kr deta. Aik din lohaar ko ghussa aya or us

Aksar ajjkaal ka khowab kuch ajeeb

Aksar AjjKaal Ka Khowab Kuch Ajeeb Hota Hai Hota Esay Hai kkk Jab Bhi Khowab Atta Hai Parr Jab Bhi Atta Hai Ye Khowab

If u save this msg it means

If u save this msg, it means I’m cute. If u edit this, I’m still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that

Just imagine for a while youre a

Just Imagine For A While, You’re a Handsome Boy… . . . . HA HA HA HA, HA HA HA HA, Aisa Karoge To

Shadeed garmi me bus stop pe log

Shadeed Garmi Me Bus Stop Pe Log BUS K Intezar Me Khare They. 1 Faqeer Aya, Sab Logon Se Bheek Li, Or Taxi Me

Zulfi zoya ke zulfoon main aisa khoya

zulfi zoya ke zulfoon main aisa khoya k jub hosh aaya to pocha zoya kitne dino sy sir nahe dhoya.

Exam ki raat ko ek student ne

Exam ki raat ko ek student ne toss kia k – Agar head aya to sona he – Tail aya to film dekhni he

Ladies ko petrol pump ke bahar kyun

Ladies Ko Petrol Pump Ke Bahar Kyun Utaar Diya Jaata Hai?? . . . . . Kyunke Petrol Pump Par Likha Hota Hai Aag

Ek adme ne fm redio par caal

ek adme ne fm redio par caal ki admi mujhe ek bathwa mila hy jis main bahut sary paisy credit card aur nic card

Swal kiya gya k 4 ko 5

Swal Kiya Gya K 4 ko 5 K bech likh kr dikhao. Chinese ne kaha: Joke! Japan: Impossible! USA:Wrong question! India:foolish question! Uk: not

Jb kabi b apki larai 10

Jb kabi b apki larai 10 Logon se ho to ghabrana mat bas muje bula lena bcz me ne kabi kisi k sath kutay

China cricket q nai khelta k

china cricket q nai khelta?? . . . . . q k technical problem ha. . . sb k face 1 jese hain jo

Son parosi ki larki ko english nhi

Son: parosi ki Larki Ko English Nhi Ati, Father: Tujhe Kese Pata? Son: Mene Kaha ‘Give Me Sweet Kiss’ To Osne 2 Thappar Mar

I love my six pack so much

I Love My SIX-PACK So Much I Protect It With – – – – – – – – – A Layer 0f FAT .

A pakistani an american met on

A pakistani & an american met on a plane & had a bet that if pakistani fails to ans his ques he must give

Memon bete se gate pr kon hy

Memon bete se Gate pr kon hy Beta:swimming pool k lye chanda mang rhe thy Memon: Kya dene lage ho Beta:1 glss pani Memon:sHABASH

is sms me se chand dhoond

‘ Is Sms me se Chand Dhoond kar Dikhao . , ? ! ‘ ‘ ( ) @  / : _ ; +

Arz kia hai na chicken tikka

Arz kia hai. Na chicken tikka na boti tikka . Only . Dhinka chikka, dhinka chikka, dhinka chikka, dhinka chikka. phenk do market ma

Aik saradar ki watch kharab hogai

Aik SARADAR ki WATCH kharab Hogai, WATCH ko Khola To, Andar MACHAR mara Para Tha, SARDAR G BOLAY. A lo Chalegi Khaak ? Andar

In an african safari a lion suddenly

In an African Safari, A LION suddenly jumped on Americans Wife. WIFE:- Shoot him! Shoot him! American:- Yes Yes. I’m changing d battery of

Morning voices uk hi dear usa good morning china mehow

Morning voices UK:-Hi dear USA:-good morning CHINA:-mehow Japan:-shanhow Italy:-manichi India:-namastay France:-sanchay In Pakistan:-uth khanjara 9 waj gaye ne,…

Best football joke ever question what

BEST FOOTBALL JOKE EVER , Question-What Do You Do After Pakistan Wins The Football World Cup ? Answer. Switch Off The Playstation:-D:P

Bf baby what r u doing

BF: Baby, what r u doing? GF: Nothing much, really tired, just going to sleep now ..and u ? BF: In the club standing

Ek admi bakriyan chara rha tha

Ek Admi bakriyan chara rha tha Mitho0:ye bakrian kahan le ja rhe ho? Admi guse me. inko school le ja raha hun Mith0o:Mujhy pagal

Punjabi hs wife went 2 england

Punjabi & hs wife went 2 England They went 2 a hotel Punjabi 2 waiter: Sir, Most respectfuly I beg 2 say that I’m

4 cheeze jab khatm ho jati hy

4 cheeze jab khatm ho jati hy to boht tkleef hoti hy… 1– Mohabat 2– Rishta 3– Aietebar or (‘, ‘) ))_/ _ 4–ITWAR

Malkin tum safai theek se nhii kertiiwo

Malkin: Tum Safai Theek Se nhii KertiiWo kOnAy mE Lga hUa jaAla dEkH Rahi hO?Iska zImaYDAar koN Hai?NokrAni: YaqeenAn kOi mAkri hOgi .

Just imagine for a while youre a

Just Imagine For A While, You’re a Handsome Boy… . . . . HA HA HA HA, HA HA HA HA, Aisa Karoge To

Jinbottle se azad hone k bad kya

Jin:bottle se azad hone k bad, kya hukam h mere aqa? Admi:pakistan ki bijli hmesha k Lye bahal krdo Jin:bottle me wapis jate hoe

This is an adult sms only those

This Is An Adult SMS. Only Those Who’re Above 18, Press Down . . . . . . . . . . . .

Mard zyada sharif hain ya aurtain

Mard zyada sharif hain ya aurtain ? Pathan Ans. Mard Q k Mardon Main UMar Sharif Nawaz Sharif Shehbaz Sharif HaMza Sharif Jab k

1st frndyr me js lrki ko chahta

1st frnd_Yr me js lrki ko chahta tha usne mjse shadi nhi ki 2nd_Tu ne use btaya k tera abu cror pati hy 1st_Btaya

Aik larka apni girl friend se dat

Aik larka apni Girl friend se dat par milne gaya to larke ne socha kiyoo na apna Number check karoo girlfriend k mobile main

Aik bacha boht der se ro raha

Aik bacha boht der se ro raha tha us ki maan keh rahi thi melay bachay ko ta chiye ,tofee,bikit,chips ,du du..? baby kehta

God thought that since he couldnt b

God thought that since he couldn’t b everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn’t be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.

Back bencher boy 2 a girl chalo

Back Bencher Boy 2 A Girl: Chalo Ek Bar Phir Se Ajnabi Banjaen Hum Dono Girl Look Behind And Replied: Pehle Konsa Tu Meri

aik aalu ne bhindi k number

*’* Aik Aalu Ne Bhindi K Number Pe Love U Ka Mesg Bheja, Bhindi Ne Usy Phone Kr K Bura Bhala Kaha Aur Boli,

Kitney majb00r hain taqdeer k hath0n wasi

Kitney majb00r hain TaQdeer K hath0n ,,*wasi*,, Girl frend ka ph0ne a raha hai 0r YES wala button kharab hai’.

prof agr train north sey

*. . .Prof: agr train north sey 300 km ki speed sey chaley or hawa (air) ki speed south sey 500 km ho tou

Bhikari hello pizza hut hut

Bhikari: Hello , Pizza Hut? Pizza Hut: Yes Sir Bhikari: 1 Large Pizza Or 1 Litre Pepsi Bhej Do Pizza Hut: Sir Kis Ke

1 cheeta charas bna rha tha achank

1 Cheeta CHARAS Bna Rha tha, Achank 1 Choha Bhagta aya or Bola, Q zndgi Brbad krty ho? Dekho ktna Khbsurat Jungle hy, Ao

Never hold ur gases inside they

Never hold ur ‘GASES’ inside. They travel into ur body & into ur brain & that’s y u get SHITTY ideas. So, Blast loudly

Teacher bucho kul app nay my dog

Teacher: Bucho kul app nay My Dog per essay likh kar lana hy.Bucha: Miss janay dein kion ap nay 14 sal kaid kurwani hy.

Girl friends are like mobile phone whenever

girl friends are like mobile phone, whenever you want happiness just check inbox, whenever u want to cry check out box, and whenever u

Rs200000 shadi per rs30000 haq mahar

RS.200,000/- SHADI PER RS.30,000/- HAQ MAHAR RS.50,000/- MUKHTALIF RASMON PER RS.300,000/- JAHEZ PER RS.200,000/- VALIMA SHADI K 3 DIN KA KHARCHA 780,000/- LOVE MARRIAGE

At dis moment in time 10 million

At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool

Ab too iss darr say rona he

Ab too iss darr say rona he chor diya . . . . . . . . . Kaheen humaaray aansoon pay dengue anday

girlfrnd ke aansu aur boyfrnd

*. . .Girlfrnd Ke Aansu Aur Boyfrnd Ke Aansu Mein Kya Fark Hai? Girfrnd Ke Aansu Farmaish Puri KarwaneKe Liye Nikalte Hain Jab Kay…Boyfrnd

Boy your teeth are like the

Boy: Your Teeth Are Like The Stars Girl: Awww … Thanks Are They That Much Pretty ? Boy: No, Far Away From Each 0ther.

Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi aankho

Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi jab class ki ladki bhaiya

Bacha maine billi k saamne 2 choohe

Bacha: Maine billi k saamne 2 choohe rakhe us ne 1 khaya 1 nahi khaya. Batao Q? Aadmi: dosra chooha plastic ka hoga? Bacha:

Altaaf hussain jb schol gya to maths

Altaaf Hussain jb schol gya to maths teachr ne pocha: Mere paas 4 apples hain, 5 bchon main kaisay tqseem kron? ALTAAF bhai 1

In a class teacher asked if i

In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an [email protected] 12.75 n [email protected], it’s loss or profit? student: Profit in rupees & loss in

Aik aurat jannat k farishtay se boli

aik aurat jannat k farishtay se boli: mera nikah..mere dunya wale shohar se karwa do Farishta bola: nikah tu karwadon ..pehlay koi maulvi tu

Height of over smartness college boy

Height of Over Smartness! College Boy Ne Larki se Poocha: Tumhara Naam Kya Hai? Girl: Mujhe Sab Behan Kehte Hain. . . . Boy:

Profesrkya nam ha girlnatasha profesragey kya lgati

Profesr:kya nam ha girl:Natasha profesr:agey kya lgati ho? girl:ji ALWAYS ULTRA Profesr:Sorry i mean peche kya lgati ho girl:(shrmate hue) Ji sarso ka Tail.

Kal mujha bahut shock huwajb mri sari

Kal mujha bahut Shock huwa,jb mri sari school ki kitaben kamra me ya song suna rahin thi…faraz? . ! . . . . .

Girl janu g tusi mere wasty aasman

GIRL. Janu G Tusi Mere Wasty Aasman Tun Chan Torr K Leya Sakde O ? SARDAR. Aaho, Main Chan Lain Jawan Te Tu Pichon

Bacha school se akar ammi say bola

Bacha School Se Akar Ammi Say Bola: Ammi Aj Main School Ground Main Shahid Afridi Lag Raha Tha Ammi Khush Hokar: Woh Kese Mere

Katl karne ka dava hai unka

Katl karne ka dava hai unka, Jara unki najook kalai se toh puchho, Doopatta toh samahlta nahi, talwar kya shamhalengi.

An elephant meets an ant elephant tmhari

An Elephant meets an Ant. ELEPHANT: Tmhari umer kitni? ANT:25 ELEPHANT: 25 saal or itni choti? ANT: I use lux! Meri beauty se meri

1 pagal her waqt bolta rehta

1 pagal her waqt bolta rehta tha ‘Ghulail bnaoun ga aur chirya ko maron ga’ 1 din usko paglon k doctor k pass ly

Pathan 60th birthday friend ye cake

Pathan 60th Birthday Friend: Ye Cake Pe bulb Q lagaya hai? Pathan: 60 Candleslagane Me Mushkil ho Rahi thi, Is liye 60 Watt ka

Marez doctor sy main 1month roz

Marez Doctor sy main 1month sy roz 50 rupay ki dwai ly rha hon mgr koi faida ni ho rha Dr: chalo kal sy

Sadqa denay say har balaa tal jaati

Sadqa Denay Say Har Balaa Tal Jaati Hai… . . . .. . . . . . . . . Siwaye Us K Jo

Kisi ne dil badla dharkan badl

Kisi ne dil badla Kisi ne dharkan badl li, Kisi ne dost badla Kisi ne mohabat badl li, Tere pas badlnay kai leye kuch

Faqeer 30 rupay de do pepsi pyonga

Faqeer: 30 rupay de do pepsi pyonga. Admi: Pepsi tu 15 ke hai. Faqeer: Girl Friend ko bhi pelaoonga. Admi: Faqeer ne bhi Girl

M0m0 to imran khan main tujhay

M0m0 to imran khan: main tujhay iss saal wo don gi pervaiz. Imran khan: woh kiya maa g? M0m0: w0i jo awam nay zardari

Pagal dentist se kya dard k

Pagal dentist se: kya dard k baghair daant nikaal laitay ho? Dr: nhi Pagal: Mai nikaal leta hun Dr: vo kaise? Pagal: Hee hee

Kiya aap jante ho k pop corn

Kiya Aap jante ho k ‘Pop corn’ garam tavay par kiu uchalte hain? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Kabhi

Ek chor ki faryad night packeges

Ek Chor Ki Faryad.. Night Packeges Ne To Humein Bhuka Maar Diya Hai ‘Faraz’ Jis Ghar Men Chori k Liye Jao Koi Na Koi

Shikari mein ek dafa shikar pe gaya

Shikari: Mein ek dafa shikar pe gaya or sher se mera samna ho gaya Wo mere pheche bhagne laga me bhi bhagne laga or

Joke wife i think our daughter is

*JOKE* Wife: ‘I think our daughter is in love with someone.’ Husband: ‘How do you know?’ Wife: ‘Because she is not asking for her

Ek sardar karele khareedne gaya sabzi wala

Ek sardar karele khareedne gaya… Sabzi wala karelon par paani chirak raha tha.. Sardar khara intizar karta raha.. Jab kaafi der ho gayi to

Achanak zindagi me 7 chezen kabi bhi

ACHANAK Zindagi me 7 chezen kabi bhi aa sakti hain 1) Neend 2) Paisa 3) Khushi 4) Dukh 5) kisi ki Yaad 6) Moat

1 nai ki shop pr admi aya

1 Nai ki shop pr admi aya or pucha ktni dair lgay ge? Nai: 2 ghantay Admi chla gya 2 day:Ktni dair lgay ge?

Jinkiya hukam hai merey aaqa bilawalpak sey

JIN:Kiya Hukam Hai Merey Aaqa? BILAWAL:PAK Sey USA Tak Road Bana’o. JIN:Bohot Mushkil, Koi Aur Kaam Bata’o Aaqa. BILAWAL:Merey Baap Ko Eman Dar Bana

Women are like electric current if

Women are like Electric Current! If handled with Care they will Light Up Your Life! But, If Mishandled they will give you Shocks throughout

Girl n boy were siting alone in

Girl N Boy Were Siting Alone In D Garden.. Girl-Do Something Which Makes My Heart Beat Faster.. Boy-Runaway Ur Father Is Coming!!!

Log bolte hai piyar main zuban

Log Bolte Hai Piyar main ‘Zuban’ chup ho to ‘Ankhen’ Bolti hai, ‘Ankhen’ chup ho to ‘Dil’ bolta hai, Aur agar ‘Dil’ bhi chup

Beta papa aj meri mis ny aisa

Beta: Papa aj meri mis ny aisa sawal pocha jis ka jawab sirf mery pas tha Sardar: Oye shabash putar, kia sawal tha? Beta:

Study soch samjh k chorna dosto ku

study soch samjh k chorna dosto, ku k….? khota 60000 ka hai aur rerhi 40000 ki dosto halaat harab hein dosto socho

Never make the same mistake twice

‘Never make the same mistake twice. Bcoz.. . . . . .. . . . . . . There r so many new mistkes.

Long time ago only idiots used to

LOng Time Ago…. Only idiots used…. to read my SMS And Today, The history continues…

Uf ye angrez alif bay pay k0

Uf Ye angrez 😉 . Ye ‘Alif-Bay-Pay’ k0 A t0 Z kehte hain, Hum ink0 Pagal aur ye humein Mad kehte hain, . Jeeti

Suno gaur se pepsi walo buri nazar

Suno gaur se PEPSI walo, buri nazar na COKE pe dalo, chahe jitna DEW pilalo, sabse aage hoga NIMBU-PANI!! humne piya hai tum bhi

Sorry apki nend distrab ki lekin

Sorry Apki Nend Distrab Ki, Lekin Kia kron Abi Abi ALLAMA IQBAL Mere Khwab Me Aye Aur Kaha, Soi Hui Qaum ko Jaga 2

Hina ne sana ko noshaba nafisa nadia

Hina Ne Sana Ko Noshaba Ne Nafisa Ko Nadia Ne Nazia Ko Shabana Ne Shabnam Ko Rehana Ne Rhuksana Ko Aliya Ne Aamina Ko

1 kunwari larki ko bacha ho giya

1 Kunwari Larki Ko Bacha Ho Giya. . Uss Ke Baap Ne Poocha Ke Yeh Kiss Ka Bacha Hai? . Larki: Papa Missed Call

Height of jhatka a boy after

Height of Jhatka A Boy after havin diner with GF saw a Guy’s Photo in Her Bag & asked ‘Is He ur x-BF? GF

Wo tumhe dur se dekh kar apna

Wo tumhe dur se dekh kar apna DUPPTTA sambhal leti he Wah… wah.. . Me hairan hoon es bat se ke wo itni Door

Sher likha jata hy parha suna he

Sher likha jata hy Parha jata hy Suna jata he Kaha jata hy Lekin jb sher Samne ata hy to pajama Ooper se dheela

1 murgha murghi se murghai love

1 Murgha, Murghi Se.. Murgha:I Love You. Murghi:Tum mere liye kia kar saktey ho? Murgha:Kuch bhi Murghi:Chalo phir 1 anda de k dikhao.

Child doctor sy kea drd k bagair b

Child-Doctor sy kea drd k bagair b dant nikaly jaskty hain. Doctor-nhi Child-mein nikal k dikhaon. Doctor-nikalo Child-HE HE HE HE

Woh team final jeet gai faraz

Woh team final jeet gai . . . Faraz . . . Jin k bachon ko ye tak nai pata k knorr noodles khana

Pathan to shopkeeper easy load he shopkeeperji

pathan to shopkeeper: ‘Easy Load he?’ shopkeeper:ji han janab, pathan:10 ka naswaar Load Karo….

Teachertumhare ghar me sab se chota kon

Teacher:Tumhare ghar me sab se chota kon hy? Student:Mere Abbu! Teacher:Wo kis tarah? Student:Q k wo rozana Ammi k sath hi sotay hain.

Lamha koi suhana sath ho na

Lamha Koi Suhana Sath Ho Na Ho Kal Me Aaj Jaisi Koi Bat Ho Na Ho Apki DOSTI Hmesha Is Dil Me Rahegi Chahy

Baap meri nasihat yaad rakna zindagi mai

Baap: Meri Nasihat Yaad Rakna Zindagi Mai Kabi Shaadi Na Karna. Beta : Wah Abba Kia Nasihat Ki Hai Ye Nasihat Mai Apne Bacho

Bachy 1 lrki ko ghaseet k schol

Bachy 1 Lrki Ko Ghaseet K schol Ly Ja Rhy Thy 1 Bzurg Bole: Isko Chor Do Ye Khud Schol Jaegi Bachy:Baba G Ye

Agr larki ko ulti aye to parents

Agr larki ko ulti aye to parents poochtay hain: ‘KON THA WO KAMEENA?’ Aur Agr larkay ko ulti aye to parents poochtay hain: ‘KAMEENAY!

maan beta america s mery lye

*’* MAAN. beta america s mery lye jawan hone ki dawai bhejna. Bete n america s capsul bhaje or kaha 1 se zyada nh

dil cheer k b dekhoge to

*’* Dil Cheer K B Dekhoge To Dard Dhoond Na Paoge FARAZ QK Dard Mere Dil Mai Nahi, SIR mai Hai Uuff, Panadol H

Karaya dar maalik makan se aap k

Karaya dar Maalik Makan Se: Aap K Ghar Mien Jaga Jaga Choohe naachte Phirte Hain! Maalik Makan: Te hor 1200/- wich ‘NARGIS’ Aa K

Sunehri baatein zindagi mein 2 baaten

Sunehri Baatein Zindagi Mein 2 Baaten Hamesha Yaad Rakhna 1) Hawa Chalti Hy Tou Pattey Hiltey Hyn 2) Aur Nahi Chalti Tou Nahi Hiltey

A guy sitting wid his girlfriend drinking

A guy sitting wid his girlfriend, drinking beer says,’I love u’ Gf says:’Is it U or the beer talking?’ Boy replies: ‘its me, talking

Thought of the daysceince kehti hai pani

**THOUGHT OF THE DAY** Sceince kehti hai pani boil krny se germs mar jatay hain..Science ko yeh to batao k germs ki LASHAIN tou

Ek merasi ne chaudhry ki beti ka

Ek Merasi Ne Chaudhry Ki Beti ka Rishta Manga. Chaudhry Ne Merasi Ko Khoob Mara, Maar Kha k Merasi Utha Kapray Jhaar kr Bola:

Wife or husbnd ghumne gaye raste me

Wife or HusbNd GhumNe gaye Raste me GADHA ghas kha rha tha.Wife BOLI-Woh dekho tumara rishtedaar ghas kha raha ha usko salam karoHusbNd bola:

1 bacha zong k office ja kar

1 bacha zong k office ja kar larki ko I LOVE U kehta hai, LARKI: tumhari himmat kaise hui? BACHA: Aap hi to kehte

Geomentary batain duniya ka pehla traffic signal

‘GEOMENTARY’ Batain Duniya Ka Pehla Traffic Signal Kahan Lagaya Gya Tha? . Jawab Janiye Is Bread K Baad! BREAK: Ufone… Tum he to ho

Some lazy rules vs hav adapted in

Some LAZY RULES vs hav adapted in our lives: 1.The farther away the remote is,the more u like what’s already on TV. 2.if u

Sahil pe bethi 1 larki ne apne

Sahil pe bethi 1 larki ne apne dost se pocha Tum bolty Q nahi ho? Woh palkien jhuka kar muskurane laga aur rait par

Machher apny potay se humary zamany me

Machher Apny Potay Se: Humary Zamany Me Khoon Chosna Itna Aasan Nahi Hota Tha Pota: Wo Q Dada G? Macher: Q K Tb Larkiyan