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Boy i can kiss u without toching

Boy: I can Kiss u without toching u Girl:U can’t Boy:Laggi 20 ,20 Rs. Ki shart? Girl:OK Boy kissed her Girl:U touched me Boy:rola

Ap k lye america se rishta aya

Ap k lye America se Rishta Aya haybohut achy log hainBaap Hardware may hay.Maa Software may hay.Bhai Footwear may hay. Aur larki sirf underwear

Beta ro raha thabap ney pucha keya

Beta ro raha tha.bap ney pucha keya bat hai. dost samjh kr he bata do. Beta: kuch nahi yar sabzi key pesoon sey apni

Aaj achanak hath pe ek aansu gira

Aaj Achanak Hath Pe Ek Aansu Gira, Maine Us Se Pucha: Aye Aansu Tum Kyun Bahar Aaye Ho? Aansu bola: Abay Apny Kaam Se

The difference betwin best frnd and just

The difference betwin Best frnd and Just frnd? When you r in hospital, Just frnd asks: Tabiyat kaisi hai? And Best frnd asks: Nurse

Suno gaur se pepsi walo buri nazar

Suno gaur se PEPSI walo, buri nazar na COKE pe dalo, chahe jitna DEW pilalo, sabse aage hoga NIMBU-PANI!! humne piya hai tum bhi

1 kunwari larki ko bacha ho giya

1 Kunwari Larki Ko Bacha Ho Giya. . Uss Ke Baap Ne Poocha Ke Yeh Kiss Ka Bacha Hai? . Larki: Papa Missed Call

Rozana muth marnay say perhaiz kerein yad

rozana muth marnay say perhaiz kerein yad rekhein k lun jandaar to merd shandaar aur biwi rahay emandaar! public service message by….. hakeem fraz

3 jaga mout nahi aati

3 jaga mout nahi aati. . . . . . . 1- Jannat mein . . . . . . . 2- jahannum mein

Larkijb tmhe meri yaad ati hy to

Larki:jb tmhe meri yaad ati hy to tm kya krte ho Lrka:janu tmhari favrt tofi kha leta hun,or tm kya krti ho? Lrki(Tap kr

this house gift 4ucheck

///////| [¤][¤] |””””””THIS HOUSE GIFT 4U! check kar lena Undr koi na ho Q k BENAZIR ne kaha tha hr ghr se BHUTTO nikle

Jin admi sy kya hukm hy mery

JIN admi sy: Kya hukm hy mery aqa Admi: mere lye ‘sheela’ sy shadi ka intzam kro, Jin: Aqa hukm kro bagerat mat bano

Glass tote to kya awaz ati he

Glass tote to kya awaz ati he? Crsh Nahin Ammi ki awaz ati hy, ‘Pano,Pano” Lantio 1 v na chado Tuade soury aan ge

Joke wife i think our daughter is

*JOKE* Wife: ‘I think our daughter is in love with someone.’ Husband: ‘How do you know?’ Wife: ‘Because she is not asking for her

Kisi dushman k 100 alfaz takleef nahi

Kisi Dushman K 100 Alfaz Takleef Nahi De Sakty Par 1 dost ki khamoshi 100 AANSU De Sakti hai, So, BAK BAK KARTE RAHA

Girl n boy were siting alone in

Girl N Boy Were Siting Alone In D Garden.. Girl-Do Something Which Makes My Heart Beat Faster.. Boy-Runaway Ur Father Is Coming!!!

Child touching moms breast ya kya hai

Child Touching Mom’s Breast: ya kya hai? Mom: Baloons hen. Child: khala ka Baloons Barre Q hein. Mom: tumne kab dekhey? Child: Jab abbu

Bilawal to dad dad ap ki

Bilawal to Dad DAD? ap ki harkaton ne to khandaan ki izzat par daagh laga diya. DAD.,.. hahahaha BETA daagh to chala jayega ye

Aj eyes day hy k0nsa s0ng meri

Aj eyes day hy. K0nsa s0ng meri ankh0n k sath sajay ga_? 1.Tere must must do nain 2.Tere nena 3.Ankhe teri itni haseen 4.Gulabi

Kidabbu jb aap fail ho jate the

Kid:Abbu jb aap fail ho jate the to dada aap k sath kya salok krte the Abbu:Wo Meri khoob pitai krte the Kid:Pr jb

1985 k mehmaan ghar aatey they

‘1985 k Mehmaan’ Ghar aatey they, Assalam-o-alakum! jaye namaz mily ge? Qibla kis taraf hy? ‘2011 k mehman’ Asalam-o-alakum! Patli pin wala charger hai?;-)

Heart t0uchng st0ry a b0y l0ved

HEART T0UCH!NG ST0RY A b0y l0ved a girl but never pr0p0sed her. 0ne day he decided t0 tell her at 1:00 am at night.

Love in class girls way a

Love In Class GIRL’S WAY, A Girl Sitting On The 1st Bench, Turns Her Back And See The Boy Sitting On Last Bench And

When a girl loves boy no one

When a girl loves a boy, No one knows except the girl. . , . . . , , , , and when a

Reporter meera g hum ne suna hai

Reporter: meera g hum ne suna hai k ap cigrette piti hain? . . . . . . . . . . . .

1 sexy lrki college mei teaching k

1 Sexy lrki college mei teaching k liye gai Principle ne pocha tm kia prha skti ho? Biolo,gy Zo0lo,gy Geolo,gy Lrki: No Sir Sirf

Ab to macher bi hum se badmash

Ab to macher bi hum se badmash hongae hen faraz Khte hn katne de warna Lahore se apne target killer bolwata hu

6 birds were sitting on a tree

6 birds were sitting on a tree… a hunter saw that and shot over tree… . 5 birds flew away . . . but

Wife or husbnd ghumne gaye raste me

Wife or HusbNd GhumNe gaye Raste me GADHA ghas kha rha tha.Wife BOLI-Woh dekho tumara rishtedaar ghas kha raha ha usko salam karoHusbNd bola:

Pagal dentist se kya dard k

Pagal dentist se: kya dard k baghair daant nikaal laitay ho? Dr: nhi Pagal: Mai nikaal leta hun Dr: vo kaise? Pagal: Hee hee

1st dost 2nd say yar kuch aisa

1st dost 2nd say yar kuch aisa ho ka tmhari shadi kay baad tmhari wife kay sath ma cenima dakhna jaon 2nd dost :

Man beta ap k abu ghar per

Man: beta ap k abu ghar per hain? Boy: nai wo walk per gye hain Man: acha apne bare bhai ko bulao Boy: wo

A new vaccum salesman knocked on da

A new vaccum salesman knocked on da door!A lady opened it!Before she could speak, da salesman rushed into da living room and emptied a

ikhlaaq woh cheez hai jis

‘ Ikhlaaq ‘ woh cheez hai jis ki Qeemat kuch nahi deni parti. Han magar iss se her insaan Khareeda ja sakta hai_!!!

Dear girls if a guy pauses his

Dear Girls, If A Guy Pauses His PLAY STATION Just To Text You Back .. Marry Him? . …Dear Boys, If A Girl Ruins

1 man ap ka kutta to sher

1 Man: ap ka Kutta to sher jesa Lagta hy kya khilate ho? 2 Man: ye kameena sher hi hey, saala pyar wyaar k

At a bus stand in lahore an

At a bus stand in Lahore, An American Doctor got Heart attack after reading a Book’s Name: . . . . . . .

1 admi apny dost sy tera bhai

1 Admi Apny Dost Sy: Tera Bhai Aaj Kal Kya Kar Rha Hy? Dost: 1 Dukan Kholi Thi Par 6 Maah Sy Jail Mei

1990 indian devlopment bank ne mukesh ambani

1990 indian devlopment bank ne ‘Mukesh’ Ambani ko 2 lakh ka qarza dene se inkar kya Tha, 2001 mein’Mukesh Ambani’ ne us bank ko

Judge do you accept that stole money

Judge: Do you accept that you stole money from him? Man: No my lord, he gave it to me. Judge: When did he give

Ek aurat aadhi raat ko qabar per

Ek Aurat Aadhi Raat Ko Qabar Per Bethi Thi. Musafir Ne Poocha=Darr Nai Lagta? Aurat=Lo Is Mein Darne Ki Kya Baat Hy Andar Garmi

Girl o bhai jaan please rasta do

GIRL: O BHAI-JAAN Please rasta do. . . BOY: Tum Larkiyan itna Confuse Kyun Karti Ho Ya To ‘BHAI’ Bolo Ya ‘JAAN’ ;-

Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaoun

Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaoun ga ‘Dosto’… Bhool jaon To samajh lena k . . . . . . . . .

1 cheeta charas bna rha tha achank

1 Cheeta CHARAS Bna Rha tha, Achank 1 Choha Bhagta aya or Bola, Q zndgi Brbad krty ho? Dekho ktna Khbsurat Jungle hy, Ao

Is bar samandri tofaan ko ignore

is bar samandri tofaan ko ignore na kren or is bar samandri tofaan ko serious len Q K is bar samandar may ? ?

A girl was shouting in her bedroom

A Girl Was Shouting In Her Bedroom.. Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah . . . Haaccchhii? She Was Suffering From COLD.. =D =P

1 mlvi sheela ki jawani song dekh

1 Mölvi sheela ki jawani song dekh raha tha, Ek Shks ne dekha or bola: Molvi sahab ap bhi? Mölvi: ‘Pagal k Bache Mey

Aik gadha dosre seyar mera malik muje

aik gadha dosre se,yar mera malik muje marta bohat hy,dosra gadha:to tu bhag q nahi jata?Pehla:bhaag to me jaon lekin mere malik ki bari

Jinadmi se kia huqum hai mere

JIN.Admi se Kia huqum hai mere aaqa? ADMI.Jin se bola mujhe aik khubsorat larki chahiyeh JIN.bola. me kokaf ka jin hon koi Girlz hostil

Pagal khanay ka incharge ek se

PagaL Khanay ka Incharge Ek PagaL se ‘Aap theek hain isliay Aapko RELEASE Kiya ja raha hai, magar Afsos, KaL Jis PagaL ko Aapne

3 charsi motorcycle par kahin ja rahe

3 Charsi motorcycle par kahin ja rahe the.Darmyan wale ko awaz sunai di.”’thaaaa”’us ne apne aagy wale se pocha.‘Goli tenu vajji a?’us ne kaha

A public msg garmi se bachney

A public msg Garmi se bachney k lye Enter Passwrd ****** *****O ****LO ***ALO **HALO *AHALO NAHALO Code accepted Welcme to bathroom

Larki ek baba g se baba dua

Larki ek baba G se: Baba G dua karein meri Kisi smajhdar aadmi se shaadi ho jaye. Baba G: Ghar chali ja beti..,Smajhdar aadmi

Main zindagi bhar jisko chahta raha

Main Zindagi Bhar Jisko Chahta Raha “DOST” Aaj Us ka Beta Bola . . . . . Abbu Mujhe School Chor Do Na .

Karaya dar maalik makan se aap k

Karaya dar Maalik Makan Se: Aap K Ghar Mien Jaga Jaga Choohe naachte Phirte Hain! Maalik Makan: Te hor 1200/- wich ‘NARGIS’ Aa K

Boyteri judai mein neend urti hai jan

Boy:Teri judai mein neend urti hai, jan jati hai, chein khota hai, dil rota hai…! Girl: Check karwa lay Veera, Dengi Virus bhi aesa

Meri dosti ko dil may chupa lena

Meri DOSTI ko Dil may chupa lena, Meri YAAD may chup chup kar Aansoon baha lena.. Abi hone wali hay or BARISH~~~~ Khuda k

Sonehri bat naiki kar k aesy

SONEHRI BAT’ . ‘NAIKI’ Kar K Aesy Bhool Jaaya Karo Jaisay . ‘Shadi’ krne K Baad husband muskrana bhool jata hai..B-):-D

Sardar maleria se kanp raha tha doctor

Sardar maleria se kanp raha tha doctor aya or pucha kya huy hy?us ka beta bola bimari da te kuj pata nai par abba

giggling bite a girl

* GiGgLiNg BiTe * ‘ A Girl In Your Neighbor You Know Is Better Then …1000 Girls You Added 0n Facebook . . .’

Mummy jo mera sabse zyada kehna mane

Mummy: Jo Mera Sabse zyada Kehna Mane ga, Ussy Hi Main Yeh Saari Toffies Dungi. Kids: Tab To Yeh Saari Toffee Papa Ko Hi

Pakistani to american tum choron k sath

Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath kya Salook karte ho? American: Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte hain. Un k khany peeney

Aik aadmi 2 manzil upar betha akhbar

aik aadmi 2 manzil upar betha akhbar parh raha tha to neeche se aik faqeer bola bhae jan zara neeche to aana aadmi jb

Dengue song bheege pankh mere pyasa dank

Dengue SONG Bheege Pankh Mere Pyasa Dank Mera Lagay Amrit Sa Mujhy Khoon Tera Kabhi Mere 7 Koi Raat Guzaar Tujhe Subha Tak Main

1 pagal her waqt bolta rehta

1 pagal her waqt bolta rehta tha ‘Ghulail bnaoun ga aur chirya ko maron ga’ 1 din usko paglon k doctor k pass ly

Baap apne betay se nalaik parhle kabhi

Baap apne betay se: Nalaik parhle kabhi tu ne apni koi book khol k b dekhi hai?? beta: haan abbu roz kholta ho aik

Dulha tmhara shadi sy pehly koi boyfrnd

Dulha: Tmhara Shadi sy pehly koi boyfrnd tha..? Dulhan silent…. Dulha chila k: Mai is khamoshi ko kya samjhun..? Dulhan: Tauba hy…. Gin to

ek admi dosrey se bhai yeh

*. .Ek admi dosrey se: ‘Bhai yeh larki kya hoti hai?’ Doosra: ‘Pata nahi Bhai, main tu khud ‘TOUNSA SHARIF’ main rehta hon. .

E kaash kahin aisa hota ki do

e kaash kahin aisa hota ki do dil hote seene main ek toot bhi jaata ishq mein to taklif na hoti jeene mein.

todays question lrki zyada sachi

‘ TODAY’S QUESTION ‘ Lrki zyada sachi muhabbat krti ha ya lrka? Koi kahega larka To Koi kahega larki Mgr Mere hisab sa 2no

Bewiwo kon c chez hai jo tm

Bewi.wo kon c chez hai jo tm roz roz dekh tu sakty ho per torr nai sakty, Shoher piyar se ……..*tumhara botha*

Boy to girl will you marry

Boy To Girl : Will you marry me . . .? (Girl remains silent…) Boy : Plz speak something, I m dying. . .

Drinkers gang aj tab tak piyenge jab

Drinkers Gang: Aj tab tak piyenge jab tak wo samny waly 3 darakht 6 nhi dikhty. Bar owner: Bas kro kamino, samny 1 hi

Ek chor ki faryad night packeges

Ek Chor Ki Faryad.. Night Packeges Ne To Humein Bhuka Maar Diya Hai ‘Faraz’ Jis Ghar Men Chori k Liye Jao Koi Na Koi

Ek aurat faqeer se maine tumhain

Ek Aurat Faqeer Se: Maine Tumhain Pehle Bhi Kahin Dekha Hai : . . . . . Faqeer: Kiya Mam-Saab. Kal Hi To FACEBOOK

Shadi me dulhan ko ghungat q rakha

Shadi Me Dulhan Ko Ghungat Me Q Rakha Jata Hai Socho Socho Nai Pata Taki Kisi Ke Muh Se Ye Na Nikal Jaye Ki

Boy mujh se shadi karo gigirl kiaboy

Boy: ‘mujh se shadi karo gi’girl: ‘kia?’boy: ‘acchi movie hai na!’girl: ‘kuttay k bachay’boy: ‘wt??’ girl: ‘kitnay sweet hotay hein na.!’:-)

Pappu papa g maa k aansuon or

PAPPU: Papa G, Maa K Aansuon Or Biwi K Aansoun Mai Kiya Farq Hai..? Father: Maa K Aansu Dil Par Asar Karte Hai Aur

Pathan to shopkeeper easy load he shopkeeperji

pathan to shopkeeper: ‘Easy Load he?’ shopkeeper:ji han janab, pathan:10 ka naswaar Load Karo….

Girlfrnd boyfriend in park promise karo

GirlFrnd & boyfriend in park: Promise Karo K MujH Kabhi Touch oR Kiss K Liye Majboor Nhi Kroge, BoyFrnd: Behen Tu Ghr Ja Tere

Munna teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette

Munna: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai. Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.

Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai

Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai, larkon ko phassane ke jaal hote hai, na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone, tabhi to

Never make the same mistake twice

‘Never make the same mistake twice. Bcoz.. . . . . .. . . . . . . There r so many new mistkes.

2 friends saw a lion 1st climb

2 Friends Saw a LiOn, 1st Climb Up the tree, 2nd Lay DOwn &Held His Breath LiOn Came 2 Him & Said, ‘Na PUttar

me ghoomta raha tere shehr darbadar

*’* Me Ghoomta Raha Tere Shehr Me Darbadar, GHALIB, Na Kisi Ne Chaae Puchi Te Na Kisi Ne Lassi? Ae Gal Changi Nai GHALIB.

Agar nihaty hoye app apna haath itna

Agar Nihaty hoye app apna haath itna nahi mor sakty k apni kamar saaf kar sakein to washroom ki diwaar pr sabun mal kr

Jab koi larki ghar se bhag jane

?’Jab Koi Larki Ghar Se Bhag Jane Ki Dhamki De To Uske Maan Baap Ko Chahiye Usay Ganja Kar ke Bitha Den, 5 Maheene

Pati patni se kaisi sabzi banai hai

Pati patni se: kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul gobar jaisa swad hai. Patni:(matha peet te hue)Hey bhagwan! Na jane inhone kya-kya khaKe dekhahai

A japanese came to india he took

A japanese came to INDIA… He took an autto to go to the airport on the way a honda overtakes Japanese:- HONDA made in

Wife suniye kya aap kitchen

wife – suniye kya aap kitchen se garam masala la kar aayenge husband – magar yahan to nahin hai wife– mujha pata tha tumha

Young generation ki dua oh

**YOUNG GENERATION KI DUA ** Oh my GOD ! Oh my MOLA Give me 1 ‘TOYOTA COROLLA ‘ A mobile ‘MOTOROLA’ GOD im alone

How to grow up a baby make

How to grow up a baby to make it absolutely honest, loveable, funny, truthful, and an extremely intelligent kid? . . . . .

English is difficult language for japanese a

English is difficult language for Japanese. A True Story:- A few days ago, Japanese Prime Minister ‘Mori’ was given some basic English training before

Ab too iss darr say rona he

Ab too iss darr say rona he chor diya . . . . . . . . . Kaheen humaaray aansoon pay dengue anday

1 paindu ki shadi pe sb hi

1 Paindu ki Shadi pe sb Paindu hi Aye Huay they. Khana start Hua to 1 Paindu ne Plate mei Tissue paper Dekh kr

Aik larka apni girl friend se dat

Aik larka apni Girl friend se dat par milne gaya to larke ne socha kiyoo na apna Number check karoo girlfriend k mobile main

Heer ranjha ranjha main tumhary pyar me

Heer-Ranjha Ranjha: main tumhary pyar me barbad ho gya,ruswa ho gya, zalil-o-khwar ho gya. Heer: Te… main kerri Software Engineer ban gye aan..

Ko ko bas karo ab

Ko ko Ko Ko Ko Ko Ko ko ko Ko Ko Ko Ko Ko Ko . . . Bas Karo Ab ‘ANDA’ de bi

height of hate i you

~*~ Height Of Hate ~*~ I Hate You So Much That If I Were You – – – – – I’d Beat Myself Up.

Teacher shalwar k narray ko english ma

Teacher:- ‘Shalwar k Narray ko English ma kya Kehty hain?’ Student:- ‘P.H.D’ Teacher:- ‘Is ka kya Matlab hay?’ stdent:- ‘PaJama Holding Device.

Teacher student sey pappu ne dopeher ko

Teacher student sey :‘Pappu ne dopeher ko nAsir ki behan ko kiss ki’…Iss ka Future Tense batao ??? Student:NAsir raat ko pappu ki watt

Kabhi kabhi mere dil main khayal aata

*Kabhi Kabhi Mere DiL Main Khayal Aata Hy . .. ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Khayal Dhonda ja Raha Hy? .

Girl baba ji agar main nazrana don

Girl: Baba Ji Agar Main Nazrana Don To, Guarantee hai k Mera Bacha Ho Jaega? Baba Ji: Nazrane Ki Jaga, Agar Ek Chance Do

Nokranimalikan ap udas kyun hainmalikantmhare sahab ofice

Nokrani:Malikan ap udas kyun hain.. Malikan:Tmhare sahab ofice ki kisi larki se pyar kerte hain.. Nokrani:NahiiiiiiSahab muje dhoka nahi de sakte.;-D

girls of 2011 1st

*. .Girls of 2011. . 1st girl: aj kal k larkon ka koi aitbar nai, main to ab us ka muh b nai dekhon

Agar altaf bhai london najate to kya

Agar Altaf Bhai London NaJate To Kya Hota? To 90 Pe Unka Mazar Hota Farooq Sattar Sajada Nashin Hota Babar Ghauri Wahan Charas Bechta

Techer dunya k phly insan ki nationalty

Techer: Dunya k phly insan ki nationalty kya thiPapu: PakistaniTecher:Wo kaise?Papu:Us k pas ghar bhi nai tha,aata bhi nai,bijli bhi nai phir b wo

Women are like electric current if

Women are like Electric Current! If handled with Care they will Light Up Your Life! But, If Mishandled they will give you Shocks throughout

Boy hamaray pyar k baray main kisi

Boy: Hamaray pyar k baray main kisi ko mat batanaGirl: Amber ko Zaror bataongi.Boy: Kyun?Girl: Woh kehti thi Koi Gadha he tujhse pyar karega.

3 difrnt stylz of proposing in

3 difrnt stylz of proposing . In Eng: Wud U Mind being my girlfriend? Hindi: Kya ap meri premika banogi? Punjabi: Veli Phirdi rehndi

Ek admi park me apni bv

Ek admi park me apni BV k sath betha tha k itny mein 1 ur aurat uski BV k pas aa kr boli. Paise

Height of fashion a six months

Height Of FashiOn: A Six mOnths Old Baby Boy gOes tO a Huggies Outlet Centre & Asks: Dude Levis ka lOw Waist Nappy Aaya

1 pehlwan ki tang neeli ho gai

1 Pehlwan ki tang neeli ho gai. Hakeem:zeher phel gya h katni paregi. 3din bad 2sri b neeli hogai. Hakeem:ye b katni paregi zehar

Zindagi m 6 chezon ka koi time

Zindagi m 6 chezon ka koi time nhi 1- PIYAR 2- DOSTI 3- DOLAT 4- BIMARI 5- MOUT 6- ? ? ? . .

Izzat bachane ka naya tareeqa

Izzat Bachane Ka Naya Tareeqa .. Ek Larka Apne Dost K Sath Khara Tha K Wahan Se Ek Larki Guzri, Us Ne Us Larki

Jaj mujrim se batao tumhari aakhri kuwahish

Jaj, Mujrim se: batao tumhari aakhri kuwahish kia hai?’ Mujrim’:’ Aik mobile Nokia N95,’ 5 karror rupe’, Aap ki beti se shadi, U.S.A ka

Best rain quote by a nursery student

Best rain quote by a nursery student: i love to walk in the rain.. . . . . . . . because nobody can

Zindagi buhat qeemti hay 1 chinese

Zindagi Buhat qeemti hay, 1 Chinese writer likhta he k ‘shingoya chi chongo itima shin shum una moe pingo ching’ bilkul sahi baat hay,

Agar zindagi mai agy bhrna hai to

Agar zindagi mai Agy bhrna hai to apnay se agay waly ki shalwar utar do Wo sharm se wahin beth jaega or tm agy

Punjab k larko ki zindagi k 2

Punjab k Larko Ki Zindagi K 2 Usool Hain 1st Wo Kisi Ajnabi Larki Ko Lift Nhi Karwaty Or 2nd:Wo Kisi Larki Ko Ajnabi

Cycle wale nay 1 admi ko takkar

Cycle wale nay 1 Admi ko takkar mar di.. Aur bola_Aap bahut lucky ho.’ Aadmi_wo kaise..? Cycle wala_Aaj meri chutti hai, NAHI TO MAI

Ek maa bache ko goud me liye

Ek Maa Bache ko Goud me Liye Ro rahi thi wahan se 1 Khush Posh Admi Guzra or Rone ki waja pochi to Aurat

Pagle dentist se kya dard k baghair

PAGLE DENTIST SE. Kya Dard K Baghair Daant Nikaal Lete Ho ? Dr. Nahi. PAGAL. Main Nikal Leta Hn Dr. Wo Kaisy ? PAGAL.

After the first night bill gates asked

After the first night Bill Gates asked his wife, darling, how was it?…….Wife disappointedly: Hunh… now i know why your company is called ‘MICRO

Sheikh saath walon se zara iodex le

Sheikh: Saath walon se zara iodex le ao. Biwi:Wo log nahi denge. Sheikh: Han baray hi kanjoos aur kaminay log hain, Chal almari vichu

Munna bhaiapun ko kaisy pata chalay ga

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Wo tumhe dur se dekh kar apna

Wo tumhe dur se dekh kar apna DUPPTTA sambhal leti he Wah… wah.. . Me hairan hoon es bat se ke wo itni Door

Fatwa ap se guzarish hy k

(FATWA) == Ap se guzarish hy k ZONG ka NETWORK mat use kren == Na he sim ZONG pe CONVERT kren == Kyunke ZONG

Aise larke aur larkiyan jin k

Aise Larke Aur Larkiyan Jin K Rishtey Na Aate Hon, Ya Rishtey Reject Ho Jate Hon, Ya Rishtey Aate Hon Magar Baat Na Banti

Samandr k kinare betha krookoi na koi

samandr k kinare betha kroo,koi na koi lehar to aye gi,kismat na badli to kaya how, kam se kam SHAKAL hi dul jay ge.

Ek adme ne fm redio par caal

ek adme ne fm redio par caal ki admi mujhe ek bathwa mila hy jis main bahut sary paisy credit card aur nic card

Pia air hostess passenger se aaap khana

PIA Air Hostess Passenger se: Aaap Khana Khayen ge…? Passenger: Choices kia kia hain….??? . . . …. . . . . Air Hostess:

Agar honey bee us chali jaye toh

Agar Honey Bee U.S. Chali Jaye Toh Usse Kya Kahenge? . . . . . ‘USB’ 🙂