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English is difficult language for japanese a

English is difficult language for Japanese. A True Story:- A few days ago, Japanese Prime Minister ‘Mori’ was given some basic English training before

giggling bite a girl

* GiGgLiNg BiTe * ‘ A Girl In Your Neighbor You Know Is Better Then …1000 Girls You Added 0n Facebook . . .’

Icc world cup final 2011 aus vs

ICC WORLD CUP Final 2011 Aus Vs Pak Aus Won the Toss and decided 2 Bat 1st Aus : 270/5 (50) Pak : 273/4

A girl takes 3 month to judge

A girl takes 3 month to judge a boy On Whether She Likes Him Or Not.. . . . But A Boy Takes 3

A guy using facebook in class puts

A guy using FACEBOOK in class puts up his status: ‘Using FB in class’ After 15 seconds… His teacher likes his status and comments:

kisi ki zindagi qeemat ka andaza

*’* Kisi ki zindagi ki qeemat ka andaza uski moat k baad hi hota hai, Jaisy Chicken, Zinda….. Rs. 160/ Chicken Karrhai…… Rs. 480/*’*

Breaking news zardari ne apney marney

BREAKING NEWS Zardari ne apney marney k baad body parts donate karney ka ailaan kia hay Yeh khabar sun ke maazoor kutton may khushi

Ek paindo apni un parh maa sy phone

Ek paindo apni un-parh Maa sy phone py: Maa main is sunday par pakistan aa raha hon. Maa: Wah puttar! Log jahaz ty aaundy

Pathan proposed a girl with romantic poetry

Pathan proposed a girl with romantic poetry. ‘Bakra mar geya larai me! Khan pagal he teri judai me. Pani me machar tair nahi sakta

What happend 2 ur mobile i was

what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r

Night was dark moon high boy

Night was dark Moon was high Boy stoped his Bike Girl asked: Why? Boy come close She felt shy He told in her ear

Bv janu jadon tusi mera ghunghat chukya

B.v: janu jadon tusi mera ghunghat chukya c pehli wari menu vekhya c te ki mehsus kita c? Shohar: ALLAH Di qasam main mar

Akbaranarkali tuje kia chahiye taj ya

Akbar:Anarkali tuje kia chahiye Taj ya Takht. Jahapanah muje na hi taj chaiye na takht . Bas aik connection chahiya….. UPS ka……..

Aksar ajjkaal ka khowab kuch ajeeb

Aksar AjjKaal Ka Khowab Kuch Ajeeb Hota Hai Hota Esay Hai kkk Jab Bhi Khowab Atta Hai Parr Jab Bhi Atta Hai Ye Khowab

Baap meri nasihat yaad rakna zindagi mai

Baap: Meri Nasihat Yaad Rakna Zindagi Mai Kabi Shaadi Na Karna. Beta : Wah Abba Kia Nasihat Ki Hai Ye Nasihat Mai Apne Bacho

hands up

(””””””) / /@””’ ”’ Hands Up ! . . . . . ) ( / )..)..pooon.. / / hahahaha jigarr pani wala pistol hai.

Airhostess sir ap kya lain gein

Airhostess: Sir Ap Kya Lain gein?? Lahore ka Musafir akarrty huwey: Pepsi,, kabab,, Bread,, Pakora & Tandori Chicken With Naan. Bychary ko kia maloom

Ladysaari may agar ek bhi suraakh dikhato

LADY:Saari may agar ek bhi suraakh dikha,to saari wapis kar dun gi. DUKANDAAR: madam Ji, aap ‘Suraakh’dikha dayn to, Saari apko free may de

Aao india ki barbaadi k liye mil

Aao India ki barbaadi k liye mil k dua karain… . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Lays chips per pasai nikne ki offer

LAYS CHIPS PER PASAI NIKNE KI OFFER AAE AIK PATHAN KI SHOP PER CUSTMER AAYA US NE KAHA PATHAN SAHAB KUCH NIKALTA BE HAI

A boy is sitting in a park

A boy is sitting in a park behind a tree wid his girl friend old man: bete, kya ye hamari tehzib hai ? boy:

Pappu while filling up a form dad

Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother tongue.? Santa: Very long

Marasi ko bukhar howa bv bola bhaliye

Marasi ko bukhar howa BV ko bola: Bhaliye! me te hun mar e jana ae,tu shadi kr lawein. Tae mri naviyan jutiyan te kapray,

Wives are like incoming calls lovers outgoing

Wives are like Incoming Calls. Lovers are like Outgoing Calls. Aunties are like 2ll free Calls. Call girls are like Roaming Calls. Neighbour Girls

Question nahate hue kya cheez zaroor lagani

Question: Nahate hue kya cheez zaroor lagani chahiye? Sochen… ? SOAP ? Shampoo OIL Paani Nhi pata Answer ‘KUNDI’ hahaha!

Ye kaise mumkin h ki me usay

ye kaise mumkin h ki me usay bhool jau Pappu uske naam se hi to mene facebook ka password rakaha hai …=p = …….

Us ne moholley k 100 larko ko

Us ne moholley k 100 larko ko phansa rakha hai, Faraz. Aur hamain kehti hai, Munni badnaam hui, Darling tere liye (‘,’)/ ) (

Boyi love you girl nikal boy

Boy:I Love You Girl: nikal Boy: I Will Die 4U Girl: nikal Boy: I Can’t Live with out U Girl: nikal Boy:I Will Snd

Boy jaan meri ankhon main to dekho

Boy:-: jaan meri ankhon main to dekho kya hai? Girl:-: sacha pyar:-) Boy:-: O andhi! Baal nikaaL. ,(.’) /(( _//_ barrrri ayi sacha pyaar…

Jinadmi se kia huqum hai mere

‘JIN.Admi se Kia huqum hai mere aaqa? ADMI.Jin se bola mujhe aik khubsorat larki chahiyeh JIN.bola. me kokaf ka jin hon koi Girlz hostil

Maalik 2 nokar is mehngai k

MaaLik 2 Nokar : Is mehngai k dor may Parathay pay is Qadar Ghee??Kya hogya hai tumhay? Noker:Maaf kijiye ga, GhaLti say mera Paratha

Techer dunya k phly insan ki nationalty

Techer: Dunya k phly insan ki nationalty kya thiPapu: PakistaniTecher:Wo kaise?Papu:Us k pas ghar bhi nai tha,aata bhi nai,bijli bhi nai phir b wo

A beautiful girl goes to professor cabin

A Beautiful Girl Goes To Professor Cabin And Say That I Will Do Anything To Pass In The Exams And Professor Says NOW OPEN

Husband song ga rha tha wife aap

Husband song ga rha tha, wife aap khuch bhi nahi Gate, mera baap jub gata tha to birds(parindy) bhi zameen par gir parte the,

Dil ko sabse zaida dard kab hota

dil ko sabse zaida dard kab hota hai? fail hone par? nai pyar mein dhoka milne par? nai dil ko sabse zaida dard tab

Lagta hai sms k liye ab application

Lagta Hai SMS K liye Ab Application Likhni Paregi. ?? Theek Hai Ye Bhi Karlete Hain… To, The Kanjoos, I Beg To Say That

Uffff kya karr rahe ho plz aisa

Uffff Kya Karr Rahe Ho? Plz Aisa Mat Karo… Please Mat Karo… Maine Kaha Na Plz Aisa Nahi…… Aur Mat Dabao…. are Neeche Kyun

Youn to hai hum mein bohat deendaari

YOun to hai hum mein bohat ‘DeenDaari’ Magar jahan dekhi koi ‘Bachi Pyari’ Bas Waheen pe ‘Smile De Maari’ Phans gai to ‘Hamari’, Warna

One economical thought the best linewhich helps

One Economical thought: ‘The Best linewhich helps 2 save money when going ondinner with ur Girl Friend: . . . . . . ‘Bol

Son mom papa bohot shareef hain

Son: Mom! Papa Bohot shareef hain… Mom: Wo kesay? Son: Jab bhi kisi Larki ko dekhtay hain to… Foran 1 Aänkh bandh kär letay

Baap tum ne apni ammi se unchi

Baap: Tum ne apni ammi se unchi awaz mein bat ki? Beta: Mujhe pata hai k apko jalan ho rahi hai Baap: Woh kese?

Faqeer sahb family se door hon milne

Faqeer: Sahb Family Se Door Hon Milne K Lye 350 Rs Ki Zarurt Hy. . Admi Paise Dete Hue: Kahn Hy Teri Family.? .

Plz dont see new indian movie 3

Plz Don’t see NEW Indian Movie (3 IDIOTS) Becoz Us Mai Aap Ko Nahi Liya Gaya. We all protest against this becoz YOU ARE

Bachy 1 lrki ko ghaseet k schol

Bachy 1 Lrki Ko Ghaseet K schol Ly Ja Rhy Thy 1 Bzurg Bole: Isko Chor Do Ye Khud Schol Jaegi Bachy:Baba G Ye

A lion was getting married at

A lion was getting married. At his wedding was a mouse shouting away and congratulating the lion, ‘All the best my brother…. good luck…..’

Sherni ne haathi k ghr se aaya

Sherni ne haathi k ghr se aaya hua rishta thukra diya Wo kiun? Tum so jao Ye un k ghr ka masla hai..

Joke wife i think our daughter is

*JOKE* Wife: ‘I think our daughter is in love with someone.’ Husband: ‘How do you know?’ Wife: ‘Because she is not asking for her

Kabhi kehta tha dost mera ke jaan

Kabhi kehta tha dost mera ke “Jaan bi maango to hazir hay ” Aaj apni Biwi ko jan ketha hay Aur maangta ho tu

1 pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha

1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha “Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga!” 1 din usko Paglon k Doctor k pas ly

Apni naraz girlfrnd ko manany k bad

Apni Naraz Girlfrnd ko manany k bad Larka Pyar se bola: Jaan kaho to Tmhare liye chand tary tor laon! Larki halki c Muskurai

Kaka pechay vekh baba kithay kyu

kaka pechay vekh baba kithay kaka pechay baba kyu puttar kaka nai vekhna na vekh mery naal araam nal gal kar me tery dand

Wife aap mjhse pyar nhi krte na

WIFE: Aap mjhse pyar nhi krte na?? Hsbnd: to phr kya yeh 7 saat bache internet se download kye hai

best kharidari husband ne pan

*’* BEST KHARIDARI *’* Husband Ne Pan Khareed Kar Wife Ko Khane K Liye Dia, Wife, Ap Apne Liye Kyn Nhi Le Rhy Husband.

Faqeer pajero wale se kuch de do

Faqeer Pajero wale se: kuch de do baba PAJERO wala 10 ka note de k: baba dua krna FAKEER: pajero pe to ho or

Pathan aur sardar uk gaye airport

Pathan aur Sardar U.K. gaye Airport officer ne naam pocha Pathan: Umar Daraz Khan Officer: English mei bolo Pathan kuch dair sochny k baad:

Oye dengui bhai zara zardari ko

Oye DENGUI BHAI… . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Zara ‘ZARDARI’ ko bhi_:-

Aik pehlwaan k peechay kutta par gaya

Aik Pehlwaan k peechay kutta par gaya, wo bhagtay bhagtay peechay murra aur bola… . … . … . ‘je tere piyo di hakoomat

Child mom isbar hum sare patake

Child : Mom isbar hum sare patake is shop se lenge. Mom : lekin beta ye toh girls hostel hai.Child : Papa to kehte

Doctor 2 charsi cigerette noshi insan ko

Doctor 2 Charsi: Cigerette Noshi Insan Ko Aahista Aahista Maar Deti Hai… Charsi: Te Theek Ay…..Saanu Keri Jaldi Ay…..? 😉 B-)

1 larki k ghar barat i us

1 larki k ghar barat i us larki ne 1 tota paal rakha tha Barat ko dekh k tota bola Oye beghairto pehley tu

Asman pe badil kam ho to barish

Asman pe badil kam ho to barish nahi hoti Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Asman pe badil kam ho to barish

11114414444 111 4 1 4 1 144141 don

(111144144.4/)/4 ‘111 )4 ‘1^ 4-1—;1’;44,,1/4′(1 , DON 1, )41//4414 1/1114/4\ in sab me 1&4 ko mitao aurkhud ko BANAO DON.

Mohabat krne walon ko inkar acha nhi

Mohabat Krne Walon Ko Inkar Acha Nhi Lagta Dunya Walon Ko Ye Iqrar Acha Nhi Lagta Jab Tak Larka Larki Bhag Na Jaen Muhalle

Pathans logic who is the leader

Pathan’s logic Who Is The Leader Of Ducks? Ans: ‘Frog’ Why? Because Frog Is ‘MAINDUCK’ (¯`v´¯) `*.¸.*´ Lover ¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Ek hair transplant karne wali company ne

Ek hair transplant karne wali company ne add banaya.. Aap shehar se ayen ya pind se. Humain hamdardi hai sirf aapki tind se.;-).

The md was walking in the factory

The MD was walking in the factory, he noticed a guy leaning against the wall, looking somewhere.. He approached the man & asked him,

Ek admi roz nai joti pehen kar

ek admi roz nai nai joti pehen kar ata tha us se us ke dost ne pocha ye tum kaha le ate ho wo

Ek pagal aadmi bahut der se chand

Ek Pagal Aadmi Bahut Der Se Chand Ko Dekh Raha Tha Aur Thodi Der Baad Bola- ‘Jalte Raho Beta, Jab Bijli Ka Bill Aayega

Govt hospital ke doctor aur mariz men

Govt Hospital ke Doctor aur Mariz men kia Similarity he?? Doctor nurse pe aur Mariz farsh pe marta he..:-):-P

Gujjar ki majj masjid me chali gai

gujjar ki majj masjid me chali gai. molvi sahab ne gujjar ko boat danta.. gujjar bola molvi sahab janwar c galti naal aa gaya

Ek shaer gorbat ki wajh sy dakoo

EK SHAER GORBAT KI WAJH SY DAKOO BAN GAYA OR EK BANK LOTNY GAYA OR:ARZ KIYA HY:QISMAT MAIN JO HOGA WOHI MILEGA, HANDSUP KOI

I cant understand why people are frightened

I can’t understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I’m frightened of the old ones.

Tum paas hoty tou koi shrarat krty

Tum paas hoty tou koi shrarat krty, Tujhy le kr baanho’n mein ‘Mohabbat’ krty, Dekhty teri aankho’n mein neend ka khumar, Apni khoi hui

Kuch loag sirf 2 ghantay kertay hain

kuch loag sirf 2 ghantay kertay hain . . kuch loag 4 ghantay kartay hain . . . Aur kuch loag to Poori Poori

Aaj main aap ko bataungi k ka

Aaj Main aap ko bataungi k aap ka aane wala kal kya hai , , , , , , , , , , Main

Teacher bare hokr kiya bano ge

Teacher: Bare hokr kiya bano ge Pathan: Mera bap kehta hy mai jitna marzi parh lon, wo nai ban sakta jo chahta hon Teacher:

Maa aaj school se itni jaldi kaise

Maa: Aaj School Se Itni Jaldi Kaise Agaye? Bacha: Machar ko Mara To Teacher Ne Chutti Dedi Maa: Aisa Kyon? Bacha: Machar Teacher k

Jo mard hamesha hansta rehta hai us

Jo mard Hamesha Hansta Rehta Hai Us mard Ko urdu zaban me ‘HANS MUKH’ Kehte Hen Or Jis Ka Hansna Bilkul Band Ho jaye

Aik nurse ka mangetar usay bari hasrat

Aik Nurse ka Mangetar usay bari hasrat se: ‘Jaanu kash mujhe koi haadsa paish Aata to main tumhare ward may admit hota, Tum meri

Broccoli i m not happy with my

Broccoli: I m not happy with my looks…I look like a tree. Walnut: and I look like a brain 🙁 Mushroom: that’s not too

A man u cheated me shopkeeper no

A MAN: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. MAN: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says

i o o corolla xli 2011

_____ _/___I______ ‘-o——-‘-o–‘ Corolla XLI 2011 Bhej Raha Hoon Ham Doston Se Koi Hisab Nahin Krte. .* . . Kapra Mar K Wapas Bhej

Pata ha jab aap ghar se nikalte

Pata Ha Jab Aap Ghar Se Nikalte Ho To Larkiyan Apko Hasrat Se Dekhti Hain Aahain Bharti Hain Or Sochti Hain Ye “Ur Name”

1baba g1gaown s guzr 1oratmerishadi ko10sal hoay

1baba g1gaown s guzr 1orat:merishadi ko10sal hoay abi tk olad nh hoi.baba:m1drbar p tery nam ka dia jilaon ga.Allah karm krey ga.10sal bad baba

b0y tumharay pen main ink nae

*. .B0y: tumharay pen main ink nae hai kya Grl: andhay h0 kea chal t0 raha hai B0y : acha t0 apna number t0

Height of over smartness college boy

Height of Over Smartness! College Boy Ne Larki se Poocha: Tumhara Naam Kya Hai? Girl: Mujhe Sab Behan Kehte Hain. . . . Boy:

Wifebht pyar se suniye aaj meri salgirah

Wife:Bht pyar se ‘Suniye! aaj meri salgirah ha, Mujhe koi Mehngi Cheez Le K Dain Na Plz’ Hsbnd: Chalo Tm Tayyar Ho Jao, ‘Hm

Ek shaikh ko ulti i us dekh

Ek shaikh ko ulti i us ko dekh k sb ghr walo ko b ulti aa gai, . batao kesy? . . . .

2006 main shops notice likha hota tha

2006 Main Shops Main Notice Likha Hota Tha, “Udhar Band Hai Kashmir Aazad Hone Tak” Aur 2011 Ke Notice Main, “Udhar Band Hai Judge

A long nose man married to a

A long nose man married to a long nose woman they got a baby, nurse come n said:mubarak ho apko NAAK hoi hai sath

1 aadmi apni biwi se jaan kya

1 Aadmi Apni Biwi Se: Jaan Kya Tumhara Dil Kabhi Chahta Hai K Tum Mard Hotin? Biwi: Nahi! Magar Mera Dil Ye Zaroor Chata

Aik aalo ne bhindi k number

Aik aalo ne Bhindi k number pe love u ka msg beja, Bhindi ne usy phone kr k bura bhala kaha aur boli,, Shut

Sare pakistan ko kam pe laga don

Sare Pakistan Ko Kam Pe Laga Don Ga Sara Pakistan Hath Mai Mobile Pakar K Yeh Msg Parh Raha Hoga Koi Bhi Insan Farigh

Zindagi main aik baat hamesha yaad rakhna

Zindagi main aik baat hamesha yaad rakhna . Cream wale Biscuits main Cream hoti hai . lekin Tiger Biscuits main Tiger nahi hota

1 bv ki requst hy plz is

1 BV ki requst hy plz is msg ko itna phelao k us k shohar tk pohanch jay or wo razi hojay Dear ASIF

A woman can tolerate anything except another

A Woman Can Tolerate Anything Except Another Woman Sharing Her Husband AND . . Anyone Sharing His Salary AND A Mother-In-Law …AND A Daughter-In-Law

Morning voices uk hi dear usa good morning china mehow

Morning voices UK:-Hi dear USA:-good morning CHINA:-mehow Japan:-shanhow Italy:-manichi India:-namastay France:-sanchay In Pakistan:-uth khanjara 9 waj gaye ne,…

1 pagal her waqt bolta rehta

1 pagal her waqt bolta rehta tha ‘Ghulail bnaoun ga aur chirya ko maron ga’ 1 din usko paglon k doctor k pass ly

Class room mein urdu grammer ki

Class room mein Urdu Grammer ki class ho rhi thi Teacher: ‘Umer ko aurton mein dil chaspr nhi hai’ is jumly mein ‘Umer’ kya

Urdu bhi kesi ajeeb zuban hai

Urdu bhi kesi ajeeb zuban hai..!! Agar Ghari kharab ho to kehte hain k ‘BAND’ hai! Aur agar Larki kharab ho to kehte hain

Plz ye wali ghzal chahye kahi se

Plz ye wali ghzal chahye, Kahi se b dhond k do; . . . . name: GHAZAL Age: 22 Talem: B.A hight: 5?.6? Kamr:

gf muje maf krden mene

*. . .Gf: Muje maf krden. Mene ap se chupaya tha Meri Mangni ho chuki ha. Bf: Aray Koi bat nai janu. Chalo Aj

Larkay wale larki dekhne gaye ne

Larkay wale Larki dekhne gaye Larkay ne Larki sa pocha: Apko KHANA BANANA ata hai?? . Larki: Nhi Mjhe to BANANA KHANA ata hai

Kyun tatti krti hai lende pe tu

Kyun Tatti Tatti Krti Hai, Kyun Lende Pe Tu Mrti Hai. Ik Bat Muje Btla De Tu, Us Qabaz Se Kyun Nai Drti Hai,

Ramzan mai sab shetan band kar dey

Ramzan mai sab shetan band kar dey jatey heen.Bas ak shetan band nahi hota .us ki nishani ye hai. kisi koney mai hoga hath

Murgha to murghi i love you jaan

Murgha To Murghi: I Love You Jaan main tumharay leay kuch bhe kar sakta hon. . Murghi: Haey Allah Sachi? . Murgha: Haan .

Ajeeb c halt h tere jany k

Ajeeb c halt h tere jany k bad Muje bhok ni lgti khany k bad Mere pas 8 hi smosy thy jo mene kha

After an emotinal huggirl whispers to boyif

After an emotinal hug Girl whispers to Boy: ‘If u hug me once more like that, I will be urs forever’ Boy: THANKS FOR

1 andha police me bhrti hony k

1 Andha Police Me Bhrti Hony K Lye Gya Oficer Ne Pucha Tumhy Hm Kis Lye Rakhen? Andhy Ne Jawab Dya Andha Dhun Firing

Ek pyari bat jab kisi ka

”EK PYARI BAT” Jab Kisi Ka Khaloos Dekho Tu Us Ki Qadar Karo 0r Jab Kisi Ki Nafrat Dekho Tu….. ”’LAA LO JUTTI”’ Tey

Ek larka hota hy us ko musician

Ek Larka Hota Hy Us Ko Musician Ban’ne Ka Bht Shauq Hota Hy. Wo Apni Parosan Se Pyar Krny Lgta Hy, Phir Us Ki

Heart t0uchng st0ry a b0y l0ved

HEART T0UCH!NG ST0RY A b0y l0ved a girl but never pr0p0sed her. 0ne day he decided t0 tell her at 1:00 am at night.

Shaikh ki biwi bas b karo ye

Shaikh ki BIWI: Bas b Karo Ye tea bag 18 Dafa Use Kr Liya Ab Phenk den, Shaikh: Kar di Na Jaahilon Wali Baat,is

Hum janday paye thay sair ko kinare

Hum Janday Paye thay Sair ko Kinare Kinare Nehar ko kutta Peya Nigah main Sutta paya tha Rah main Hum ne gull Khila Diya

Hum ne kab manga hai tum se

Hum Ne Kab Manga hai, tum se Muhabat ka sila ”Chikny ” bus kabhi raste men milo to chommi dey diya karo……. 😀

Pehle to rishte k liye larki wale

Pehle to Rishte k liye larki wale kehte thy k larka party me to nhi hy, ‘ALTAF BHAI’ Par ab to larke wale pochenge

Aik bacha apni maa se mama 10

Aik bacha apni maa se: Mama 10 rupay dena baahir faqeer ko denay hain, Maa: Kidhar hai faqeer? Bacha: Baahir khara hai kulfiyaan bech

Class main ek larki biskit kha rahi

Class main ek larki biskit kha rahi thi thora kha k breziar ma chupa liya, Sir ne pucha ye kya kr rahi ho sat

Dil ne kaha chalo sms karo socha

Dil ne kaha Chalo SMS karo Socha DIL TO PAGAL HAI Phir khayal aaya koi baat nahi, Jisko karna hai Wo Kon Sa QAID-E-AZAM

Knowlege of the week afghanistan wahid

Knowlege of the week. Afghanistan wahid mulk hai jis main train nai chalti Dunya main sab se bara school CHICAGO main hai Dunya main

Breaking news zardari ne apne

Breaking NEws ….. Zardari ne apne marne ke baad body parts donate karne ka faisala kia hai . . . Ye khabar sun ker

Hakumat k new year 2011 par awam

Hakumat k New Year 2011 Par Awam ko Toofa: 1.AATA Band 2.GAS Band 3.BIJLI Band . . . . . Agar Awam Ki Haava

Main to yu hi paani mai pathar

Main to yu hi paani mai pathar phaink rha tha ‘WASI’ , , , Achanak ek machli nikal k boli, , , , ,

Judge tum teesri dafah adalat meaa

Judge : ‘Tum Teesri dafah Adalat MeAa Rahe Ho tumhain Sharam Nahi Aati ???’PATHAN : ‘Tum to Roz Aata Hai,Tum KoAati Hy ???

Now a days girls are crazy about

Now A Days Girls Are Crazy About 4 Things 1.Make Up 2.Mobile Phones 3.Shopping Aur 4.SALMAN Now Dont Edit And Write Your Name

Tip of the day always keep ur

Tip of the day: Always keep ur pic in ur pocket, u know y? Whenever u face any problem just c ur pic &

Zero meter sms aj kal karachi

Zero Meter SmS.. Aj Kal KARACHI K Halaat Aesy Hain _.-‘-._FaRaZ_.-‘-._ Jo Apny Ghar Pohnch Gya Wo ‘Sikandar’ . . . Or Jo Na

Tum ho to kya ho hum

Tum Tum Ho To Kya Tum Ho?? Hum Hum Hai To Kya Hum Hai?? Wo Goal Gappa Hi Kya Jis Me Paani Kam Ha!!

Always love wifeno life without wifewife se

Always love wife No life without wife Wife se pyar karo Wife ke sath wafadari karo aur imandar raho Ye mat socho..?? ‘WIFE KIS

Pakistan da sab to wadda chwal insaan

pakistan da sab to wadda chwal insaan kon ha.. ye jan,ny k liya daikhiya aj raat theek 11 bajy…. . . . . .

Girl doctor se meri skin boht soft

Girl: (Doctor se): Meri skin boht soft, mulayam, or sensitive hai or rang b boht gora hai, sone se pehle kya laga k soya

Kya aapki girl friend ke paas yeh

Kya aapki girl friend ke paas yeh sab hai..? Sulagta Jism Nashili Aankhen Kapkapate Hont Thartharata Badan Agar hai To usko DENGI VIRUS hai.

Govt school k bachy kisi ko ghaseet

Govt, school k bachy kisi ko ghaseet k school le ja rahy thy, 1 Buzurg; Ary isay kyun ghaseet rahay ho? Bachay; yeh pura