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Insult SMS Messages

Bore ho rahe to seerhi se neeche

Bore ho rahe ho to seerhi se neeche jao +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+

Tammaaaaaam khooobsoorat logon ko itlla di

Tammaaaaaam ‘khooobsoorat’ Logon ko itlla Di jaati Hy k ? , ? ? ? ? ? ? Sorry? Ye itlla Sirf khubsurat Logon k

Sirwo kon sa department he jis men

SIR Wo kon sa DEPARTMENT he jis men ORAT kaam nahi kar sakti ? STUDENT.FIRE BRIGADE. SIR.Q..? STUDENT.AURTON kakaam AAG lagana heAAG ko bujhana

Is saal clocks 1 ghanta agay krny

Is saal clocks 1 ghanta agay krny k bajaye calendar 1 saal agay kiye jaenge jis k mutabiq 2011 k baad 2013 ajayega. Is

I want 2 kill u but

I Want 2 Kill U But I Can’t,Bcoz, I.P.C.340(B) ‘According 2this Rule, Killing Or Hunting Of Monkeys R Strictly Prohibited.’

Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi

Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi, Sitaron mein Chamak aati to hogi, Tum lakh chupao Duniya se, magar akeley mein, tumhe apni shakal

Aaj beautiful girls and boys day hay

Aaj Beautiful GIRLS AND BOYS Day hay… Ap ko jo bhi Beautiful lagy, ye msg usko send krain but Puri Emandari se , .

Zardari jab mai maron to mujhy garhi

Zardari: Jab Mai Maron To Mujhy Garhi Khuda Baksh Mein Dafnaya Jaye….. GHANWA Bhutto: Yai Qabrastan Bhutto Ka Hy Kutton Ka Nahi..!

Duur kahin ik basti thi wahan

Duur kahin ik basti thi Wahan churailein basti theen Un k ander bari masti thi Jab dekho tab hansti theen Tum b itna hasti

Haalaat ki majboori hai warna hum kisi

Haalaat ki majboori hai warna hum kisi se kam nahi . . . Koi humara sar jhuka de itna kisi ka bharum nahi .

Gadhay or ghoray ki larayi ho gayi

Gadhay or Ghoray ki larayi ho gayi. Gadha: Duniya ma meri Ziyada demand ha. Ghora: nahi meri ha. Faisla chala gya Lomri B k

Pyar karne k 4 tarike hain

Pyar Karne k 4 Tarike Hain. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Agar apko lagta hai ki ap beautifu

AGAR APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP BEAUTIFU HAIN, SMART HAIN, CHARMING HAIN TO KUTTA PALIYE… SAAP PALIYE.. SHER PALIYE MAGAR GALATFAIMI MAT PALIYE. (¯`v´¯)

Ur 5 qualities 1 2 3

Ur 5 qualities: 1——— 2——— 3——— 4——— 5——— Agar zindagi main kabhi koi acha kam kia hota to aj ye jaga khali na hoti

Girl mt kr picha mera 1 din

Girl: Mt kr Picha Mera 1 Din Pchty ga Bahr collage k Tu Samose ka Thela Lgae ga. Boy: Mt Thukra Mery Piyar ko

Roze ki halat mein kisi ko gaali

Roze ki halat mein kisi ko gaali dena makrooh hai Lekin buhat majboori ho tu Zardari keh sakty hain.

Best msg of the day har

=Best Msg Of= The Day ‘Har Wo Din Tumhare Liye behtreen Hai, . . . . . . . Jis Din Tum… ‘NAHA LO’

Boy and girl girl hum larkian

boy and girl girl: Hum Larkian Na Hoten To Tum Larkay Kahan Jatay. Boy: Allah Di Kasam Saray Janat Vich

Woh sabun ki khushbu wo thanda pani

Woh sabun ki khushbu, wo thanda pani , wo shampoo ki mehek, wo dhule huae kapdo ka ehsas tum kya jano….. Wo to sirf

Pata hy jab ap ghar se nikalte

Pata hy Jab Ap Ghar se Nikalte ho to “Larkiyan” Apko Hasrt se Dekhti hain Khush hoti hain Or Sochti hain, Kash…. . .

U r ultimate lovely likable unique

U r Ultimate U r Lovely U r Likable U r Unique In short …… U r ULLU !!!

I like grapes bcoz its boneless

I like Grapes Bcoz its Boneless. and I like U. Bcoz… U r Brainless. ha.. ha.. ha.. Felt Bad? Come on Yar. Its just

Wo konsa pehla indian cricketer tha jo

Wo konsa pehla Indian Cricketer tha jo a Wo konsa pehla Indian Cricketer tha jo apne Career k pehle match MAIN hi captain bana

Boy tote hue dil se pyar kro

Boy: tote hue dil se pyar kro gi Ya dil tootne tak pyar kro gi Girl: KAMINE Toti hui chapal se pite ga Ya

Master bachy ki roti kha kr kehta

Master Bachy Ki Roti Kha kr kehta Hai: Beta Ghar Ja Kr Mera Naam To Nai Btao gy? Bacha msumyat se: nai master G,

Paydaishi pagal ki 4 nishania 1 seedhey hath

paydaishi pagal ki 4 nishania? 1-seedhey hath mein mobile pakray ga. 2-anguthey se button dabaye ga. 3-msg parh k hansey ga. 4-soche ga k

For you ur 5 qualities 1

“”For You”’ Ur 5 qualities: 1——— 2——— 3——— 4——— 5——— Agar zindagi main kabhi koi acha kam kia hota to aj ye jaga khali

sbzi teri ho handi meri wa

¤ Sbzi teri ho Handi meri ho wa wa Gari meri ho C.N.G teri ho wa wa Hm 2no ki dosti itni gehri ho

Solid be izzati girl i like you

~Solid Be-izzati~ Girl: I like you. Do you like me? 🙂 Boy: No. Girl: =( Boy: You never asked if I loved you. Girl:

Hi jan kya hall hai jan

Hi Jan___? Kya hall hai jan___? Kahan ho jan___? Kab milogy jan___? Missing u jan___? Zyada khush mat ho Her Khali Jaga M ‘Wer’

Bhoot apni maa se khush hokr bola

Bhoot apni maa se khush hokr bola: maa dkh me kitna darao na hon na, maa ne kaha beta garoor karna acha nh, abhi

1 larka dosre larke se yaar

1 larka dosre larke se: Yaar tum ne kabhi koi larki phansai hai? 2nd boy! Yaar larki main ne phansa li thi pr tum

Doctor implants new ear to a man

doctor implants new ear to a man Man: doctor! you swine you gave me an ear of woman Dr: yes! but it makes no

Aajib hai nakhre tere tera style hai

Aajib Hai Nakhre Tere… Aajib Tera Style Hai… Naak Pochne Ki Tameez Nahi Haathoo Main Mobile Hai

Dil me tm dharkan aankho sanson

Dil me Tm : : Dharkan me Tm : : Aankho me Tm : : Sanson me Tm : : Jahan b dekho :

If anyone says that you are

if anyone says that you are Intelligent smart beautiful adorable attaractive & Special to…. thappar laga saalay ko aur bol ‘ bewaqoof! new year

Main umar bhar jis larki ko chahta

Main umar bhar jis larki ko chahta raha. Aaj us k bachy mujhse kahty hain? Papa hmain school chor ain JANI: Hr koi teri

Ek c cheeta te ek khota

Ek c cheeta te ek c khota. Dono shehar wich rehnday c Cheete ne mobil lia te khotay ne v le lia Hun cheete

Apne husn pe itna naaz mat karo

Apne Husn pe itna naaz mat karo aye dost, Tere jaise haseen aur bhi hain WEST-INDIES me. Ha ha ha ha

Apna zakat 0r fitra mqm ko dejeye

Apna Zakat 0r Fitra M.Q.M Ko Dejeye Kyun k . . . BHOOKEY NANGEY Logo Me Baantna Zeyada Sawab Hai.. Zulfiqar Mirza..

Aaj phir tum nazar nahi aye

Aaj phir tum nazar nahi aye, Phir tamannaon k phool murjhaye, Najane kis jungle me kho gaye tum:( Hum to chirya ghar se pagal-khane

Thandi hai coffee garam karlo is pathhar

Thandi Hai Coffee Garam Karlo… Is Pathhar Dil Ko Thora Naram Karlo… Morning Time se Inbox Khali Hai Mera… Thori Si to janu Sharam

Larka tum mere sapno mein khawabo jazbaton

Larka: Tum Mere Sapno Mein, Khawabo Mein, Jazbaton Mein Rehti ho Larki: Bhaai.. Tumko Kisi Ne Bewakuf Banaya Hai, Mein Tou Liaquatabad Mein Rehti

If a black cat falls in water

If a Black Cat falls in Water, What the White Cat will say?? . . . . . . . . . . .

Ek puraani kahawat hy k dost kitny

Ek Puraani Kahawat hy k Dost Kitny hi Nikammey ho Jayen Dua salam Rakhni Chahiye . . . . . . [email protected] /(”,) @

Susti bhare jism ko jagaate kyo nahi

Susti bhare jism ko jagaate kyo nahi, uthkar sab k samne aate kyo nahi, SMS bhi tumhara smell maarta hai. zara himmat kar k

Damaad ji bus tumhari he kami

”DAMAAD JI……… BUS TUMHARI HE KAMI HAI …. JALDI AJAO !!! (Nusrat Bhutto)…

K0i larki hmain thukra dy to gum

K0i larki hmain thukra dy to gum ni! . . Wa wa . Koi lrki hmain thukra dy to gum ni! . . D0ob

Taste this sms did u feel the

Taste this SMS Did u feel the taste of ginger? Nahi? Bandar kya janey adrak ka swaad..!

Boy i love you girlhahaha will die

Boy: I Love You Girl:hahaha Boy: I will die 4 u Girl: hahaha Boy: I can’t live without u Girl: hahaha Boy: I will

Sab se bara pagal kon hai

Sab se Bara pagal kon hai. ‘ ‘ Ye janne k liye dekhiye. .* ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘

1pagal mein is pagal khane mey

1pagal : Mein is Pagal Khane mey Naya aya hun, Mujy Pagalo k Sardar se Milna hay. 2:Ppagal : ssshhh..Chup..! Awaz Mat Karo BOSS

In summers rain u must b

In Summer’s Rain U Must B Feeling 4 Going Out Dance Around Sing Songs Meet Wit Friends Jump Around Koi Baat Nahi. . .

Tum sa koi pyara masoom nahi hai

Tum Sa koi Pyara koi Masoom Nahi Hai. (./) /.’.) ‘^—-;’;_ ,,/'( , , ) / / Kia Cheez ho Tum Khud Tumhain Maloom

Meherban kadardan dekh tamsha meri jaan

MEHERBAN KADARDAN DEKH TAMSHA MERI JAAN AB YEH BANDAR(MONKEY) SMS PERH GA OR MUSKRAYE GA PHIR SMS KO FOWARD KER K APNI HOSHYARI DEKHAYE

Mulk ki khaatir 100 bar marne k

Mulk ki khaatir 100 bar marne k liye tayyar hoon. * Pakistan nahi aa sakta jaan ko khatra hai. (Altaf Hussain)

Thora sa apna face mobile ki screen

Thora sa apna face Mobile ki screen k Samnay karo! . Thora Sa 0r. Thora left Se 0r. Bas bas theak hai. Hilna Nai

Jaisay heeray ko heera kat ta hai

Jaisay Heeray ko Heera kat ta hai. . . Aay Mulk ko lootne walay tjay Kutta kaatay :-p 😀

Flowersbutterfly a beautiful scene starsmoon

Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene. Stars+moon = A romantic night. Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather. U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.

1 raat kutta bhonk rha thafaraz

1 raat kutta bhonk rha tha’FARAZ’ Waooooo Waooo Waoooo Waooooo Waooo Waooo Waooo Waooo Haan bilkul aise .

A jao na plz tm b a

A jao na plz tm b a jao na ami b hy abu b hy bhai b hain bus tumhari kami hai jaan i

Larhka dil ruba larhki balance bhijwa

Larhka: Dil Ruba Larhki: Balance Bhijwa Larhka: Paisay Nahi Larhki: Kese Nahi Larhka: Mehingayi Hai Larhki: Phir Aaj Se Tu Mera Bhai Hai $

ye hai

)(‘ ‘)( /“/ _/“/_ ye hai Basanti ab ye nachegi,, ;. . . . . . . . . . . nachi kya?? .

Jab bhi aapki yaad aati hy

.*Jab Bhi Aapki Yaad Aati Hy.. *To Dil Me Ek Aawaz Aati Hy.. . *JAL TU JALAL TU* . *AAI BALA KO TAAL TU*:-)

Kisi ka hath tham kr chorna nhi

Kisi Ka HATH Tham Kr Chorna Nhi… WADA Ksi Se Kro To Torna Nhi. Koi Agr Tor De DIL Aapka To Uski Gand Mar

Karachi ki ghareeb awaam ek maheenay ka

Karachi ki ghareeb awaam ek maheenay ka rashan khareed lo q k Haq ki khuli kitab Altaf laya hai ‘RAMZAN OFFER ‘ ALTAF HUSSAIN

Tumhara chehra qayamat hansna tumhari batein

Tumhara chehra qayamat Tumhara hansna qayamat Tumhari batein qayamat Tumhara jalwa qaymat Mujhe to pehle se hi shak tha k tum qayamat ki nishani

Dil jale to diwane bany shama

Dil jale to Diwane Bany Shama Jali To Prwane Bny Sharab Bani To Maikhane Bny Ay DOST Apni Birth-Date To Btao Pta To Chale

A boy searching these keywords on google

A boy Searching these Keywords on Google.. free IFTAAR in 5 star hotel’ . . . . . GOOGLE search result: ‘Pakistani’ Lagtay ho.

Karo ge yaad guzre zamane kotarso humare

Karo ge YAAD guzre ZAMANE ko,TARSO ge humare sath 1 PAL bitane ko,phir AWAZ doge hume vapas bulane ko,or HUM kahenge DARWAZA nhi hai

Din rat tv facebook k addiction

Din Rat TV & Facebook k addiction ki wajah se Exam me fail Hone par mummy ne sirf itna kaha- . . . .

Sadar e pakistan bemaar hogaye hain ab hum

Sadar-e-Pakistan bemaar hogaye hain…!!! ab hum un k liye dua kren ya Pakistan k liye !!! Ay Allah tu hamare dilon ka haal janta

Whos hot its u charming sweetest

Who‘s hot… Its U, Who‘s Charming… Its U, Who‘s Sweetest.. Its U, Who‘s Intelligent… Its U, Who‘s dear & near friend… Its U Who‘s

Superb bezzati a girl wearing a

Superb Bezzati.. A GirL wearing a Burka was gOing On The Road. BoY gOing Just Behind The Girl said; Rafta Rafta dekho Aankh Jis

Ab aatey hein tere sms bohat thorey

Ab aatey hein tere sms bohat thorey, 😉 Wah Wah:-o Ab aatey hein tere sms bohat thorey, Kahan gai teri dosti Oye Besan k

Kitny armano se shadi ki rat uska

Kitny armano se Shadi ki rat uska Ghongat uthaya Mene.. DOST. Wo bare piyar se boli. Ap sherwaani me ek dam ‘GHADAY’ lag rahe

One of d intellignt monkey missing

One Of D Intellignt Monkey Missing In Zoo.! Its Name Is.. Is.. Is.. Is.. Is.. Is.. Is.. Is! Dont Worry It Is Not U,

Q dil tmse milna chahta hy tmko

Q dil tmse milna chahta hy? Q dil tmko dkhna chahta hy? Q dil tmse bat krna chahta hy? QK dil to bacha hy

High level insult aik bacha park me

High Level Insult! Aik bacha park me bench pe betha toffees kha rha tha. Pas betha 1 admi bola: Jo ziada metha khate hein

Death angel to girl your time is

Death angel to girl: Your time is ovr grl: Is there any way to escape? Angel: Ys, If u kiss the one who is

Girl friend i like ur teeth

Girl friend: I like ur ‘teeth Boy friend: Oh really, why Girl frnd: Becoz yellow is my favorite color (_’) ???? // ley yar.Inni

1 hejra burka pehan kr admi

1 Hejra BURKA pehan kr 1 ADMI ko BEWAKOOF bana rha tha. K men LARKI hon. AADMI jb US ka BURKA uthane lga TO

Terey merey pyaar ka aisa nataa hai

Terey Merey Pyaar Ka Aisa Nataa Hai, Dekh K SURAAT Teri ;***; x( .. )x ‘(—)’ Mjhko KHOAF AATA HAI Ammiiiii….. Bhaauu

Bohut dino se apne doston ko bhoola

Bohut dino se apne Doston ko Bhoola howa tha ,,,FARAZ,,, Aaj Film ‘KAMINAY’ Dekhi To Sub Yaad Aa gaye.

Yaqeenan woh shakhs goonga hai jis

‘Yaqeenan woh shakhs goonga hai, jis ne mera zikar suna aur gaali na di.’ (Altaf bhai ki kitab ‘Fir’oon ki wapsi’ chapter ‘haan me

Arz kiya haikgham haitanhai haigham haitusi v

Arz Kiya hai K Gham Hai Tanhai Hai Gham Hai Tanhai Hai . .. …Tusi v sms bhejo meri koi haram di kamai hai?

Chandni ka ghoora sone ki lagaan message

Chandni ka GHOORA sone ki lagaan message parhne se pehle apko mera salam, Chai peene wale kabhi COFFEE bhi piya karo yad karne wale

Wapda waloun ki maa ki azmaat

Wapda waloun ki maa ki…… . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . azmaat ko

Film 786 ke naam se holland me

Film 786 Ke Naam se Holland Me 1 Movie Bani Hai, Jisme Nabi-Ye-Karim [Sallahoalaihewaslim] Ka Mazaaq Banaya Gaya Hai.1 Arab 60 Crore Muslims Mil

Door se dekha to aande ubal raha

door se dekha to aande ubal raha tha najdik ja ke dekha to takle uchal rahatha

Karachi ka wo konsa road hai jo

KARACHI ka wo konsa road hai jo aap k naam pr hai? Zara Sochiye… . . Bandar Road. ‘(‘,’)/’ ) ( /’hahahaha

Story once a boy was smoking at

Story: Once a boy was a smoking at airport girl asked: 1 din main kitne cigrette peete ho? boy:why? Girl:agr ab tk zindgi me

Tere chehrey pe udaasi ankhon me nami

Tere chehrey pe udaasi, Ankhon me nami hy, Tere chere pe udaasi, Ankon me nami hy, National Namak Estamal kr Bachy tujh me Iodine

1saa 2re 3ga 4maa 5paa 6dha 7nee

1.Saa 2.Re 3.Ga 4.Maa 5.Paa 6.Dha 7.Nee 8.Saa.. Meharbani kar k khud ko pehchan’ne k liye 3 aur 6 Parhen….G:-A 😉 Thanks

In sub ki yad a jati hy

in Sub Ki Yad A jati hy Wafa Ka Naam Na Lo Dosto Wafa buht Dil Dukhati Hai Wafa Ka Naam Lete hee Sobia

Pyarey bhaiyya 27 august ko hamara

Pyarey Bhaiyya!! 27 August ko Hamara VaLima hai, Zaroor ana.. Mere MoBiLe mein BaLance nahi hai.. Is Liye ‘UN’ k MobiLe se MSG kr

1st friend meray abbu ki height itni

1st friend: meray abbu ki height itni lambi hay k wo chalte pankhe ko aram se rok letay hian, 2nd frind: meray abbu ki

Mobile pe phir 1 virus aaya hay

Mobile pe phir 1 virus aaya hay Agr’00707’nmbr se koi call aye to atend na krna warna insan ban jao gay Lahore mein b

Ye badal bijli sirf aap k

Ye BADAL Ye BIJLI Sirf Aap K Liye, Ye HAWA Ye MAUSAM Sirf Ap K Liye, 8 Mahine Nahaye Nahi, Ab 4 Mahine Ki

Great sayings this life is

Great Sayings. . . ‘This Life is Too short Even to Get Jaali Degree, , I Don’t know How People Find Time to Get

Yateem ho gya hon bv mar gai

Yateem ho gya hon, b.v mar gai, 2 betyoon ki shadi kerna hy, maali imdaad ki jaye;-( . . . . . . .

Ye sms abhi apne 4 friendz ko

Ye SMS Abhi Apne 4 Friendz Ko Kro, Agar Wo Wapis tumko SmS Krain To tum Samajh lena K… Tum B Farigh Tumhare Dost

1 8 year girls love mom 8 12

1-8 year girls love MOM 8-12 year girls love DAD 14-22 year girls love ‘UMAR’ 24-50 love HUSBAND 50-100 ____ Chal likh le apna

Girl najumi ji mere 4 boyfrndz

Girl: ‘Najumi Ji, Mere 4 Boyfrndz hen unme se kis k sath shadi hogi? kon khush nasib hoga? Najumi: 1se shadi hogi or baki

After 7 days 159 hrs 16890

After 7 Days! After 159 Hrs! After 16890 Mins After 1015200seconds! Sub Log….. . . . . . . Jo Bhi Karen, Ap Ko

Tu ne chaha hi nahizrdarihalaat to hum

TU NE chaha hi nahi..ZRDARI.Halaat to hum bhe badal sakte the TERI aankho ke aansu .ALTAF. Ki aankh se nikal sakte the TU NE

If a gorilla catches u what

If A Gorilla Catches U, What Will U Do? ? ? I Know U Both Will Start Playing… Its Natural When Close Friends Meet!!

Girl in train can i sit here

Girl (in train): Can i sit here.? . Boy: Its all urs . Girl: Can i take some water.? . Boy: My pleasure .

O yeh

::::::::::::::::::o – , ‘ ‘ ¨ .. Yeh Lo Dog ka new LAND Abhi Abhi Market me NEW aaya he, Is ka surakh nahi

Lab sil jate hain jab tum samne

Lab sil Jate hain jab tum samne aate ho, Dil Dharakta hai jab nazrain milate ho, Saans ruk jati hai jab muskurate ho, Insan

Jis k intzar mai ki hain tu

Jis k intzar mai ki hain tu ny apni aankhain num Zara ghor se dekh yehi to nahi hai tera sanum?(./)/.’.) ‘^— ,,,,/'( ,_

Party ka invitati0n hai time pay pohanch

Party ka invitati0n hai time pay pohanch jana plz Abdullah Shah Ghazi k mazar pay langer hota hai us men chalay ana:D

The mirza and malik combination is always

The Mirza and Malik combination is always media attentive Remember Shoaib Malik and Sania Mirza ? This time Rehman Malik and Zulfiqar Mirza..

Could you fax me your photo very

Could you fax me your photo very very urgently ? Mind you – it is really very very urgent, damn serious and very important

Ek kisan nae apny khait mae putla

Ek kisan nAe apny khait mAe putla lagany kay bajaey zardari ki photo lga dee.. . . Aap soch nahi’n sakty kay phir kia

Aasmaan jitna neela haiunflower peela haipaani geela

Aasmaan Jitna Neela Hai… §unflower Jitna Peela Hai… Paani Jitna Geela Hai… Aap ka §crew Utna Hi Dheela Hai… (,’) @

Aap ne kae dafa logo k mouh

Aap Ne kae dafa logo k mouh se suNa hoga ‘BHOSRI K’ magR aaj tak kisi ko is ki histoRy Nahi pata.. Hum bhe

Winter is going 2 start if u

Winter is going 2 start… If u want to protect yourself from cold.. Just.. Go to hell.. Suna hy wahan garmi hoti hy Sardiyan

Solid bezati boy to slim girl

‘SOLID BEZATI’ Boy to slim girl : apni body to dekho jaise haddiya hi hadiya ho! Girl:isliye itni dair se soch rhi hu k

Loha lohy ko katta hai hira

Loha lohy ko kat,ta hai Hira hiry ko kat,ta ha! Aap ko bhi ek din kutta katega Q k . . . . Kutta

Kal raat kutta bhonk raha tha

Kal raat kutta bhonk raha tha, ‘Shazad’ Wao0o0o Wao0o Wao00o Wao0o0o Wao0o Wao0o Wao0o Wao0o Haan Haan bilkul Aise hi. (‘.’)/ / ) _//_

Ek zabrdust dil hila dene wala sms

‘Ek Zabrdust Dil Hila Dene Wala sMs . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Wapda walo se guzarish he k

:Wapda Walo se guzarish he k: . . . . . . . . Apne Khambey or Taaren lapet kar le jayen Parindon ke

Chand ne mjhse kaha tere sare

‘CHAND’ ne mjhse kaha ‘Tere sare dost Kanjoos Nalaiq Gareeb hain, maine usey ghusse se ghoora or kaha teri Himmat kese hui . .

ja mere mizail ja jo

>—> >—> Ja mere Mizail ja, jo mujhe SMS na kare us k Dimagh me phat ja

Socho agr gadha kisi ghori se shadi

Socho Agr Gadha Kisi Ghori Se Shadi Kar Le To Kiya Paida Ho Ga ? . . . ZULFIQAR MIRZA . Aap Zardari Samjhe

Can u read fast in english

Can u read fast in english ! My A my They my They they my A my they na my. They they na my

If your are a girl and you

If Your Are A Girl And You R Single ! . . . . … . . . . . . . . .

Ye piyara sa gulab sirf ap k

YE PIYARA SA GULAB SIRF AP K LIYE . . . . (./) /.’.)’^—-;’;_ ,,/'( , , ) //\ //Ab Is ka naam gulab

Larka izhar e mohabt karay to

Larka izhar e mohabt karay to larki kay 5 jawab hosaktay hain: 1) what..? Shakl dekhi h? 2) no way 3) apko bhai samjhti

Kitne haseen hai aap khud ko

kitne haseen hai aap, khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo, ankho me kajal lagana hi kafi nahi, gale me nimbu mirchi or

Punjab vich eana pani ay 5 darya

Punjab vich eana Pani ay. 5 Darya, 135 Nehran, 65,000 khalay, 14,000 chhapar, 1,76,250 nalkay, 1,92,000 motoran, Te kaka tu Nahanda fir v nai

Fm pe abi suna hai k masjidon

F.M pe abi abi suna hai k masjidon se jotey or lotey chori karne wala group pakra gaya hai, Tm kidr ho? Tasalli k