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Insult SMS Messages

Susti bhare jism ko jagaate kyo nahi

Susti bhare jism ko jagaate kyo nahi, uthkar sab k samne aate kyo nahi, SMS bhi tumhara smell maarta hai. zara himmat kar k

Damaad ji bus tumhari he kami

”DAMAAD JI……… BUS TUMHARI HE KAMI HAI …. JALDI AJAO !!! (Nusrat Bhutto)…

K0i larki hmain thukra dy to gum

K0i larki hmain thukra dy to gum ni! . . Wa wa . Koi lrki hmain thukra dy to gum ni! . . D0ob

Taste this sms did u feel the

Taste this SMS Did u feel the taste of ginger? Nahi? Bandar kya janey adrak ka swaad..!

Boy i love you girlhahaha will die

Boy: I Love You Girl:hahaha Boy: I will die 4 u Girl: hahaha Boy: I can’t live without u Girl: hahaha Boy: I will

Sab se bara pagal kon hai

Sab se Bara pagal kon hai. ‘ ‘ Ye janne k liye dekhiye. .* ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘

1pagal mein is pagal khane mey

1pagal : Mein is Pagal Khane mey Naya aya hun, Mujy Pagalo k Sardar se Milna hay. 2:Ppagal : ssshhh..Chup..! Awaz Mat Karo BOSS

In summers rain u must b

In Summer’s Rain U Must B Feeling 4 Going Out Dance Around Sing Songs Meet Wit Friends Jump Around Koi Baat Nahi. . .

Pata hy jab ap ghar se nikalte

Pata hy Jab Ap Ghar se Nikalte ho to “Larkiyan” Apko Hasrt se Dekhti hain Khush hoti hain Or Sochti hain, Kash…. . .

Tum sa koi pyara masoom nahi hai

Tum Sa koi Pyara koi Masoom Nahi Hai. (./) /.’.) ‘^—-;’;_ ,,/'( , , ) / / Kia Cheez ho Tum Khud Tumhain Maloom

Meherban kadardan dekh tamsha meri jaan

MEHERBAN KADARDAN DEKH TAMSHA MERI JAAN AB YEH BANDAR(MONKEY) SMS PERH GA OR MUSKRAYE GA PHIR SMS KO FOWARD KER K APNI HOSHYARI DEKHAYE

Bore ho rahe to seerhi se neeche

Bore ho rahe ho to seerhi se neeche jao +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+

Mulk ki khaatir 100 bar marne k

Mulk ki khaatir 100 bar marne k liye tayyar hoon. * Pakistan nahi aa sakta jaan ko khatra hai. (Altaf Hussain)

Thora sa apna face mobile ki screen

Thora sa apna face Mobile ki screen k Samnay karo! . Thora Sa 0r. Thora left Se 0r. Bas bas theak hai. Hilna Nai

Jaisay heeray ko heera kat ta hai

Jaisay Heeray ko Heera kat ta hai. . . Aay Mulk ko lootne walay tjay Kutta kaatay :-p 😀

Flowersbutterfly a beautiful scene starsmoon

Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene. Stars+moon = A romantic night. Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather. U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.

1 raat kutta bhonk rha thafaraz

1 raat kutta bhonk rha tha’FARAZ’ Waooooo Waooo Waoooo Waooooo Waooo Waooo Waooo Waooo Haan bilkul aise .

A jao na plz tm b a

A jao na plz tm b a jao na ami b hy abu b hy bhai b hain bus tumhari kami hai jaan i

Larhka dil ruba larhki balance bhijwa

Larhka: Dil Ruba Larhki: Balance Bhijwa Larhka: Paisay Nahi Larhki: Kese Nahi Larhka: Mehingayi Hai Larhki: Phir Aaj Se Tu Mera Bhai Hai $

ye hai

)(‘ ‘)( /“/ _/“/_ ye hai Basanti ab ye nachegi,, ;. . . . . . . . . . . nachi kya?? .

Jab bhi aapki yaad aati hy

.*Jab Bhi Aapki Yaad Aati Hy.. *To Dil Me Ek Aawaz Aati Hy.. . *JAL TU JALAL TU* . *AAI BALA KO TAAL TU*:-)

Kisi ka hath tham kr chorna nhi

Kisi Ka HATH Tham Kr Chorna Nhi… WADA Ksi Se Kro To Torna Nhi. Koi Agr Tor De DIL Aapka To Uski Gand Mar

Karachi ki ghareeb awaam ek maheenay ka

Karachi ki ghareeb awaam ek maheenay ka rashan khareed lo q k Haq ki khuli kitab Altaf laya hai ‘RAMZAN OFFER ‘ ALTAF HUSSAIN

Tumhara chehra qayamat hansna tumhari batein

Tumhara chehra qayamat Tumhara hansna qayamat Tumhari batein qayamat Tumhara jalwa qaymat Mujhe to pehle se hi shak tha k tum qayamat ki nishani

Dil jale to diwane bany shama

Dil jale to Diwane Bany Shama Jali To Prwane Bny Sharab Bani To Maikhane Bny Ay DOST Apni Birth-Date To Btao Pta To Chale

Gadhay or ghoray ki larayi ho gayi

Gadhay or Ghoray ki larayi ho gayi. Gadha: Duniya ma meri Ziyada demand ha. Ghora: nahi meri ha. Faisla chala gya Lomri B k

A boy searching these keywords on google

A boy Searching these Keywords on Google.. free IFTAAR in 5 star hotel’ . . . . . GOOGLE search result: ‘Pakistani’ Lagtay ho.

Karo ge yaad guzre zamane kotarso humare

Karo ge YAAD guzre ZAMANE ko,TARSO ge humare sath 1 PAL bitane ko,phir AWAZ doge hume vapas bulane ko,or HUM kahenge DARWAZA nhi hai

Din rat tv facebook k addiction

Din Rat TV & Facebook k addiction ki wajah se Exam me fail Hone par mummy ne sirf itna kaha- . . . .

Sadar e pakistan bemaar hogaye hain ab hum

Sadar-e-Pakistan bemaar hogaye hain…!!! ab hum un k liye dua kren ya Pakistan k liye !!! Ay Allah tu hamare dilon ka haal janta

Whos hot its u charming sweetest

Who‘s hot… Its U, Who‘s Charming… Its U, Who‘s Sweetest.. Its U, Who‘s Intelligent… Its U, Who‘s dear & near friend… Its U Who‘s

Superb bezzati a girl wearing a

Superb Bezzati.. A GirL wearing a Burka was gOing On The Road. BoY gOing Just Behind The Girl said; Rafta Rafta dekho Aankh Jis

Ab aatey hein tere sms bohat thorey

Ab aatey hein tere sms bohat thorey, 😉 Wah Wah:-o Ab aatey hein tere sms bohat thorey, Kahan gai teri dosti Oye Besan k

Kitny armano se shadi ki rat uska

Kitny armano se Shadi ki rat uska Ghongat uthaya Mene.. DOST. Wo bare piyar se boli. Ap sherwaani me ek dam ‘GHADAY’ lag rahe

Pyar karne k 4 tarike hain

Pyar Karne k 4 Tarike Hain. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Girl mt kr picha mera 1 din

Girl: Mt kr Picha Mera 1 Din Pchty ga Bahr collage k Tu Samose ka Thela Lgae ga. Boy: Mt Thukra Mery Piyar ko

One of d intellignt monkey missing

One Of D Intellignt Monkey Missing In Zoo.! Its Name Is.. Is.. Is.. Is.. Is.. Is.. Is.. Is! Dont Worry It Is Not U,

Q dil tmse milna chahta hy tmko

Q dil tmse milna chahta hy? Q dil tmko dkhna chahta hy? Q dil tmse bat krna chahta hy? QK dil to bacha hy

High level insult aik bacha park me

High Level Insult! Aik bacha park me bench pe betha toffees kha rha tha. Pas betha 1 admi bola: Jo ziada metha khate hein

Death angel to girl your time is

Death angel to girl: Your time is ovr grl: Is there any way to escape? Angel: Ys, If u kiss the one who is

Girl friend i like ur teeth

Girl friend: I like ur ‘teeth Boy friend: Oh really, why Girl frnd: Becoz yellow is my favorite color (_’) ???? // ley yar.Inni

1 hejra burka pehan kr admi

1 Hejra BURKA pehan kr 1 ADMI ko BEWAKOOF bana rha tha. K men LARKI hon. AADMI jb US ka BURKA uthane lga TO

Terey merey pyaar ka aisa nataa hai

Terey Merey Pyaar Ka Aisa Nataa Hai, Dekh K SURAAT Teri ;***; x( .. )x ‘(—)’ Mjhko KHOAF AATA HAI Ammiiiii….. Bhaauu

Bohut dino se apne doston ko bhoola

Bohut dino se apne Doston ko Bhoola howa tha ,,,FARAZ,,, Aaj Film ‘KAMINAY’ Dekhi To Sub Yaad Aa gaye.

Yaqeenan woh shakhs goonga hai jis

‘Yaqeenan woh shakhs goonga hai, jis ne mera zikar suna aur gaali na di.’ (Altaf bhai ki kitab ‘Fir’oon ki wapsi’ chapter ‘haan me

Arz kiya haikgham haitanhai haigham haitusi v

Arz Kiya hai K Gham Hai Tanhai Hai Gham Hai Tanhai Hai . .. …Tusi v sms bhejo meri koi haram di kamai hai?

Chandni ka ghoora sone ki lagaan message

Chandni ka GHOORA sone ki lagaan message parhne se pehle apko mera salam, Chai peene wale kabhi COFFEE bhi piya karo yad karne wale

Wapda waloun ki maa ki azmaat

Wapda waloun ki maa ki…… . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . azmaat ko

Film 786 ke naam se holland me

Film 786 Ke Naam se Holland Me 1 Movie Bani Hai, Jisme Nabi-Ye-Karim [Sallahoalaihewaslim] Ka Mazaaq Banaya Gaya Hai.1 Arab 60 Crore Muslims Mil

Door se dekha to aande ubal raha

door se dekha to aande ubal raha tha najdik ja ke dekha to takle uchal rahatha

Karachi ka wo konsa road hai jo

KARACHI ka wo konsa road hai jo aap k naam pr hai? Zara Sochiye… . . Bandar Road. ‘(‘,’)/’ ) ( /’hahahaha

Story once a boy was smoking at

Story: Once a boy was a smoking at airport girl asked: 1 din main kitne cigrette peete ho? boy:why? Girl:agr ab tk zindgi me

Tere chehrey pe udaasi ankhon me nami

Tere chehrey pe udaasi, Ankhon me nami hy, Tere chere pe udaasi, Ankon me nami hy, National Namak Estamal kr Bachy tujh me Iodine

Haalaat ki majboori hai warna hum kisi

Haalaat ki majboori hai warna hum kisi se kam nahi . . . Koi humara sar jhuka de itna kisi ka bharum nahi .

1saa 2re 3ga 4maa 5paa 6dha 7nee

1.Saa 2.Re 3.Ga 4.Maa 5.Paa 6.Dha 7.Nee 8.Saa.. Meharbani kar k khud ko pehchan’ne k liye 3 aur 6 Parhen….G:-A 😉 Thanks

In sub ki yad a jati hy

in Sub Ki Yad A jati hy Wafa Ka Naam Na Lo Dosto Wafa buht Dil Dukhati Hai Wafa Ka Naam Lete hee Sobia

Pyarey bhaiyya 27 august ko hamara

Pyarey Bhaiyya!! 27 August ko Hamara VaLima hai, Zaroor ana.. Mere MoBiLe mein BaLance nahi hai.. Is Liye ‘UN’ k MobiLe se MSG kr

1st friend meray abbu ki height itni

1st friend: meray abbu ki height itni lambi hay k wo chalte pankhe ko aram se rok letay hian, 2nd frind: meray abbu ki

Mobile pe phir 1 virus aaya hay

Mobile pe phir 1 virus aaya hay Agr’00707’nmbr se koi call aye to atend na krna warna insan ban jao gay Lahore mein b

Ye badal bijli sirf aap k

Ye BADAL Ye BIJLI Sirf Aap K Liye, Ye HAWA Ye MAUSAM Sirf Ap K Liye, 8 Mahine Nahaye Nahi, Ab 4 Mahine Ki

Great sayings this life is

Great Sayings. . . ‘This Life is Too short Even to Get Jaali Degree, , I Don’t know How People Find Time to Get

Yateem ho gya hon bv mar gai

Yateem ho gya hon, b.v mar gai, 2 betyoon ki shadi kerna hy, maali imdaad ki jaye;-( . . . . . . .

Ye sms abhi apne 4 friendz ko

Ye SMS Abhi Apne 4 Friendz Ko Kro, Agar Wo Wapis tumko SmS Krain To tum Samajh lena K… Tum B Farigh Tumhare Dost

1 8 year girls love mom 8 12

1-8 year girls love MOM 8-12 year girls love DAD 14-22 year girls love ‘UMAR’ 24-50 love HUSBAND 50-100 ____ Chal likh le apna

Girl najumi ji mere 4 boyfrndz

Girl: ‘Najumi Ji, Mere 4 Boyfrndz hen unme se kis k sath shadi hogi? kon khush nasib hoga? Najumi: 1se shadi hogi or baki

After 7 days 159 hrs 16890

After 7 Days! After 159 Hrs! After 16890 Mins After 1015200seconds! Sub Log….. . . . . . . Jo Bhi Karen, Ap Ko

Tu ne chaha hi nahizrdarihalaat to hum

TU NE chaha hi nahi..ZRDARI.Halaat to hum bhe badal sakte the TERI aankho ke aansu .ALTAF. Ki aankh se nikal sakte the TU NE

If a gorilla catches u what

If A Gorilla Catches U, What Will U Do? ? ? I Know U Both Will Start Playing… Its Natural When Close Friends Meet!!

Girl in train can i sit here

Girl (in train): Can i sit here.? . Boy: Its all urs . Girl: Can i take some water.? . Boy: My pleasure .

O yeh

::::::::::::::::::o – , ‘ ‘ ¨ .. Yeh Lo Dog ka new LAND Abhi Abhi Market me NEW aaya he, Is ka surakh nahi

Lab sil jate hain jab tum samne

Lab sil Jate hain jab tum samne aate ho, Dil Dharakta hai jab nazrain milate ho, Saans ruk jati hai jab muskurate ho, Insan

Dil me tm dharkan aankho sanson

Dil me Tm : : Dharkan me Tm : : Aankho me Tm : : Sanson me Tm : : Jahan b dekho :

Jis k intzar mai ki hain tu

Jis k intzar mai ki hain tu ny apni aankhain num Zara ghor se dekh yehi to nahi hai tera sanum?(./)/.’.) ‘^— ,,,,/'( ,_

Party ka invitati0n hai time pay pohanch

Party ka invitati0n hai time pay pohanch jana plz Abdullah Shah Ghazi k mazar pay langer hota hai us men chalay ana:D

The mirza and malik combination is always

The Mirza and Malik combination is always media attentive Remember Shoaib Malik and Sania Mirza ? This time Rehman Malik and Zulfiqar Mirza..

Could you fax me your photo very

Could you fax me your photo very very urgently ? Mind you – it is really very very urgent, damn serious and very important

Ek kisan nae apny khait mae putla

Ek kisan nAe apny khait mAe putla lagany kay bajaey zardari ki photo lga dee.. . . Aap soch nahi’n sakty kay phir kia

Aasmaan jitna neela haiunflower peela haipaani geela

Aasmaan Jitna Neela Hai… §unflower Jitna Peela Hai… Paani Jitna Geela Hai… Aap ka §crew Utna Hi Dheela Hai… (,’) @

Aap ne kae dafa logo k mouh

Aap Ne kae dafa logo k mouh se suNa hoga ‘BHOSRI K’ magR aaj tak kisi ko is ki histoRy Nahi pata.. Hum bhe

Winter is going 2 start if u

Winter is going 2 start… If u want to protect yourself from cold.. Just.. Go to hell.. Suna hy wahan garmi hoti hy Sardiyan

Solid bezati boy to slim girl

‘SOLID BEZATI’ Boy to slim girl : apni body to dekho jaise haddiya hi hadiya ho! Girl:isliye itni dair se soch rhi hu k

Loha lohy ko katta hai hira

Loha lohy ko kat,ta hai Hira hiry ko kat,ta ha! Aap ko bhi ek din kutta katega Q k . . . . Kutta

Kal raat kutta bhonk raha tha

Kal raat kutta bhonk raha tha, ‘Shazad’ Wao0o0o Wao0o Wao00o Wao0o0o Wao0o Wao0o Wao0o Wao0o Haan Haan bilkul Aise hi. (‘.’)/ / ) _//_

Ek zabrdust dil hila dene wala sms

‘Ek Zabrdust Dil Hila Dene Wala sMs . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Wapda walo se guzarish he k

:Wapda Walo se guzarish he k: . . . . . . . . Apne Khambey or Taaren lapet kar le jayen Parindon ke

Chand ne mjhse kaha tere sare

‘CHAND’ ne mjhse kaha ‘Tere sare dost Kanjoos Nalaiq Gareeb hain, maine usey ghusse se ghoora or kaha teri Himmat kese hui . .

ja mere mizail ja jo

>—> >—> Ja mere Mizail ja, jo mujhe SMS na kare us k Dimagh me phat ja

Socho agr gadha kisi ghori se shadi

Socho Agr Gadha Kisi Ghori Se Shadi Kar Le To Kiya Paida Ho Ga ? . . . ZULFIQAR MIRZA . Aap Zardari Samjhe

Can u read fast in english

Can u read fast in english ! My A my They my They they my A my they na my. They they na my

If your are a girl and you

If Your Are A Girl And You R Single ! . . . . … . . . . . . . . .

Ye piyara sa gulab sirf ap k

YE PIYARA SA GULAB SIRF AP K LIYE . . . . (./) /.’.)’^—-;’;_ ,,/'( , , ) //\ //Ab Is ka naam gulab

Larka izhar e mohabt karay to

Larka izhar e mohabt karay to larki kay 5 jawab hosaktay hain: 1) what..? Shakl dekhi h? 2) no way 3) apko bhai samjhti

Kitne haseen hai aap khud ko

kitne haseen hai aap, khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo, ankho me kajal lagana hi kafi nahi, gale me nimbu mirchi or

Punjab vich eana pani ay 5 darya

Punjab vich eana Pani ay. 5 Darya, 135 Nehran, 65,000 khalay, 14,000 chhapar, 1,76,250 nalkay, 1,92,000 motoran, Te kaka tu Nahanda fir v nai

Fm pe abi suna hai k masjidon

F.M pe abi abi suna hai k masjidon se jotey or lotey chori karne wala group pakra gaya hai, Tm kidr ho? Tasalli k

Kya aap ne kabhi bhoot ko plastic

Kya aap ne kabhi ‘BHOOT’ ko plastic cover mey liptey dekha hai? Nahi Waqai nahi? Such me nahe deakha To Apna NADRA ka ID

Wo tumhe dur se dekh kar apna

Wo tumhe dur se deKh Kar apna DUPPTTA sambhal leti hai. Wah… wah.. Mai hairan hoon is baat se K wo itni dur se

Did u feel da taste of ginger

Did u feel da taste of ginger? No? Sure? Well….. BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

Note worthy advice to all girls

NOTE Worthy Advice To All Girls: . . . . . . . . Don’t Apply Too Much Make Up On Your Face… You

Chu chu chacha ghari mai chuha nacha

Chu chu chacha.. Ghari mai chuha nacha.. Ghari ne 1 bajaya . . . . . . . . . . . . Wah

U are sweet as choclate meetha

U are sweet as Choclate, meetha asGulabJamun, Raseela as Rasgulla, cool as ICE Cream Bhagwan buri nazar se bachaye mere dost ko cheetiyan hi

Zardari hajj karne gaya jab wo shetaan

Zardari HAJJ Karne Gaya Jab Wo Shetaan Ko Pathar Marne Laga To Awaz Aai . . . ABBU Aap se ye umeed nahi thi.

Smile is a language of luvsmile way

Smile is a language of luv….Smile is a way 2 get success…..Smile is 2 win hearts,Smile improves ur personality….. So plz… Brush Daily;-)

After 7 days 159 hrs 16890

After 7 Days! After 159 Hrs! After 16890 Mins After 1015200seconds! Sub Log….. . . . . . . Jo Bhi Karen, Ap Ko

An elephant cow and a khota

An Elephant Cow and a Khota Arguing whos the Best Elephant: I help move heavy loads Cow: I give milk . . . .

Jab barish ho to bahir betha karo

Jab barish ho to bahir betha karo, Tumhari Qismat khul jaye gi. Kismat na khuli to kya hua, Kam se kam… SHAKAL to dhul

Akk de bootey gulab disde neheran

Akk de bootey gulab disde. Neheran de pani laal disde. Jadon diyan chaliyan lundey diyan paintan. Aj de mundey nawab disdey….

Thandi hai coffee garam karlo is pathhar

Thandi Hai Coffee Garam Karlo… Is Pathhar Dil Ko Thora Naram Karlo… Morning Time se Inbox Khali Hai Mera… Thori Si to janu Sharam

Ullu ajeeb parinda he dunya isko

‘Ullu’ ajeeb parinda he Dunya isko nakara samajhti he Is me aqal nahi hoti Magar Is ki himmat dekho Ye SmS kitny ghor se

Meray piyarey doost ye tum paglon

Meray Piyarey Doost! Ye Tum… . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Tum naraz ho koi reply nhi kiya

Tum Naraz ho Koi reply Nhi kiya Ok tumhari marzi Meri aur tumhari dosti b khatam Aur doubara mujh se contact karne ki koshish

Wo konsa pehla indian cricketer tha jo

Wo konsa pehla Indian Cricketer tha jo a Wo konsa pehla Indian Cricketer tha jo apne Career k pehle match MAIN hi captain bana

Assi v smaart tusi sada rang

‘Assi v Smaart’ ‘Tusi v Smaart’ Sada v Rang saaf’ Twda v rang saaf’ Bas 1 Choota Jeya fark ae.? Assi ‘Dil ton Saaf’

Jb ap paida hoye to akash se

Jb ap paida hoye to akash se phool brse Pariyun ne jashan manaya Farishton ne ghee k chiragh jalaye or boley Hame chutkara mila

Dil se ap ka khyaal jata

DIL se Ap Ka Khyaal Jata Nai Ap k Siwa kuch Yad Ata Nai Hasrat hai k Ap Ko Roz Dekian ”Laiken” Hmare T.V

Ap haseen ap nice great famous

Ap Haseen! ap Nice! ap Great! ap Famous! ap Beautiful! ap Inteligent! ap Star! ap Stylish! Ban Saktay Hain Agar NAHA LIA Karin..

Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai

Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho, Saya sa koi lehraye to lagta hai ki tum ho, Ab tumhi batao tum

Jamadarni ko impres kerny ka teriqa

Jamadarni’ ko impres kerny ka teriqa… . . . … .. .. .. Lakh Lanat hy jamadarni ko b na chorna thrkiyoooo…

Behbod e abadi waly kehty hain jo zyada

Behbod-e-Abadi Waly kehty hain jo zyada sms kray ga Usko chabi wala Teka lga kr us k sms band krden gy apka kai din

Usay kal itna me ne hansaya k

‘Usay’ kal itna me ne hansaya k . . . . . . . . . . . KAMEENI jati hoi MARASI keh gai,

SMS #63029

((((.)))) ((( @) (@ ))) (((( (._.) )))) (((( ,—, ))))) Höo HÄ HÄ HÄ ::May Höon ZARDARI:: Amarica ka pujari. Pakistan main la

Mobile ko ejaad karne wale ka sapna

Mobile Ko Ejaad Karne Wale Ka Sapna Tha K Dunya Me . . . . . . . . . FAQEER oR BHIKARI K

Bandarya ne sher se kaha badshah salamat

Bandarya ne sher se kaha: badshah salamat mujhe shadi karni hy; Sher: sbar kro! dulha abhi SMS parh raha hai, parh kar muskuray tou

Sardi aur beizzati jitni mehsoos karoge utni

‘Sardi aur Beizzati jitni Mehsoos karoge utni lagegi…’ . so Be ‘COOL’ & Be ‘DHEET’… And ‘Enjoy the Life’ . Soch . Zara Hatt

Jab koi baat bigar jaye mushkil

Jab Koi Baat Bigar Jaye Jab Koi Mushkil Par Jaye To To To ,, ??? (‘.) /)) JL To Main Kya Karun? Banda putthy

Ek shakhs nay sath nibhanay ka paiman

Ek shakhs nay sath nibhanay ka paiman kea Badlay mai osay mai nay rishto ka maan dea

Court main faisla hoa ke 90 larkiyan

Court main faisla hoa ke 90% larkiyan bewakoof hotin hain larkiyon ne bhut shor machaya bher dobara faisla hoa ke 10% larkiyan bewakoof nahe

Fizao mai tum ho hawao ho

Fizao mai tum ho, hawao mai tum ho baharo mai tum ho dhop mai tum ho, chaho mai tum ho, sach hi suna tha,

Go down to c my heart

Go down to c my heart. Dekha. Kitna saaf hay mera Dil. Bole to aikdam aap k dimagh ki tarah (¯`v´¯) `*.¸.*´ Lover ¸.•´¸.•*¨)

1 murghi ne 3 anday dye or

1 Murghi ne 3 Anday Dye, Or Dua Mangi k Ae Allah Mri Olad ko Siyastdan Bnana, Jb 1 Anda Tuta to ZARDARI NiklA,

Zardari ne future main china ka visit

Zardari ne future main china ka visit na karne ka faisla kia hy . . . . .Q . . . . . .k?

Hr larki k chahry pr naqab hota

Hr Larki K Chahry Pr Naqab Hota Hy Wo Naqab Ashiq K Liye Azab Hota Hy. Mat Mrna Hr Naqab Wali Larki Par barosa.

R0se r laal sky neela ur

R0se r laal Sky r neela ur brain is Like khali Patila Bura man lia Ok R0se r Red Water is co0l I m