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((((.)))) ((( @) (@ ))) (((( (._.) )))) (((( ,—, ))))) Höo HÄ HÄ HÄ ::May Höon ZARDARI:: Amarica ka pujari. Pakistan main la

Mobile ko ejaad karne wale ka sapna

Mobile Ko Ejaad Karne Wale Ka Sapna Tha K Dunya Me . . . . . . . . . FAQEER oR BHIKARI K

Bandarya ne sher se kaha badshah salamat

Bandarya ne sher se kaha: badshah salamat mujhe shadi karni hy; Sher: sbar kro! dulha abhi SMS parh raha hai, parh kar muskuray tou

Sardi aur beizzati jitni mehsoos karoge utni

‘Sardi aur Beizzati jitni Mehsoos karoge utni lagegi…’ . so Be ‘COOL’ & Be ‘DHEET’… And ‘Enjoy the Life’ . Soch . Zara Hatt

Jab koi baat bigar jaye mushkil

Jab Koi Baat Bigar Jaye Jab Koi Mushkil Par Jaye To To To ,, ??? (‘.) /)) JL To Main Kya Karun? Banda putthy

Ek shakhs nay sath nibhanay ka paiman

Ek shakhs nay sath nibhanay ka paiman kea Badlay mai osay mai nay rishto ka maan dea

Court main faisla hoa ke 90 larkiyan

Court main faisla hoa ke 90% larkiyan bewakoof hotin hain larkiyon ne bhut shor machaya bher dobara faisla hoa ke 10% larkiyan bewakoof nahe

Fizao mai tum ho hawao ho

Fizao mai tum ho, hawao mai tum ho baharo mai tum ho dhop mai tum ho, chaho mai tum ho, sach hi suna tha,

1saa 2re 3ga 4maa 5paa 6dha 7nee

1.Saa 2.Re 3.Ga 4.Maa 5.Paa 6.Dha 7.Nee 8.Saa.. Meharbani kar k khud ko pehchan’ne k liye 3 aur 6 Parhen….G:-A 😉 Thanks

Go down to c my heart

Go down to c my heart. Dekha. Kitna saaf hay mera Dil. Bole to aikdam aap k dimagh ki tarah (¯`v´¯) `*.¸.*´ Lover ¸.•´¸.•*¨)

In summers rain u must b

In Summer’s Rain U Must B Feeling 4 Going Out Dance Around Sing Songs Meet Wit Friends Jump Around Koi Baat Nahi. . .

1 murghi ne 3 anday dye or

1 Murghi ne 3 Anday Dye, Or Dua Mangi k Ae Allah Mri Olad ko Siyastdan Bnana, Jb 1 Anda Tuta to ZARDARI NiklA,

Zardari ne future main china ka visit

Zardari ne future main china ka visit na karne ka faisla kia hy . . . . .Q . . . . . .k?

Hr larki k chahry pr naqab hota

Hr Larki K Chahry Pr Naqab Hota Hy Wo Naqab Ashiq K Liye Azab Hota Hy. Mat Mrna Hr Naqab Wali Larki Par barosa.

R0se r laal sky neela ur

R0se r laal Sky r neela ur brain is Like khali Patila Bura man lia Ok R0se r Red Water is co0l I m

Pata hy jab ap ghar se nikalte

Pata hy Jab Ap Ghar se Nikalte ho to ‘Larkiyan’ Apko Hasrt se Dekhti hain Khush hoti hain Or Sochti hain, Kash… . .

Tery chehry pe udasi ankhoo ma nami

Tery chehry pe udasi ankhoo ma nami hai, . . . . . . National namak istimaal kar tujhy iodeen ki kami hai=))

Boy frnd bohat romantic andaz me

Boy frnd (Bohat romantic andaz me): Jaan dekho main tumhari zulfoon ke liye kiya laya!!! Girl frnd:Kiya? boy frnd: bareek kangi.

Boy i love you girlhahaha will die

Boy: I Love You Girl:hahaha Boy: I will die 4 u Girl: hahaha Boy: I can’t live without u Girl: hahaha Boy: I will

Jub sey uski zulfon k saaey main

JuB sey usKi zuLfoN K saaey main soYa huN . . Tab sey khuja khuja k Roya hoon /(‘;’) ) ) _/ _Uff…… kamini

A boy seeing girl timely grl say

a boy seeing a girl timely. grl say: apnay say unchay job sanam daykhtay hain, woh zindage m ranj o alam daykhtay hain. boy

Agr 3 din tk subha neend se

Agr 3 din tk subha neend se jaag kr kangi na ki jaye Aur na Mu Dhoya Jaye To Hair Style Aur Mu ‘Rahman

Room me 1 bohat hi badboo daar kutta

Room me 1 Bohat Hi Badboo-Daar kutta Tha, Imran,Nawaz Or altaf me Shart Lagi K Jo Is Room me Ziyada Dair Tak Raha To

Agar koi tumhare pas aay or kahe

Agar koi tumhare pas aay or kahe ‘Tum Bewaqof Ho Tou koi lamha zaya mat karna,us ko gardan se pakrna ,or kehna oye kisi

K0i larki hmain thukra dy to gum

K0i larki hmain thukra dy to gum ni! . . Wa wa . Koi lrki hmain thukra dy to gum ni! . . D0ob

Suraj na badla chand badla na

Suraj na badLa Chand na badLA Na bdla ye asman Kitna badaL gya inNsan (./) /.’.) ‘— ,, ,,/'( ,_ ,_ ; ) //

Mot ka frshta lrki se ap

mot ka frshta lrki se ap ka time over ho chuka hai GIRL:koi bchny ka rasta? FRSHTA:han agar tum msg prhny waly ko kiss

New price kfc pizza20 chicken15 burger10 pepsi5

NEW PRICE @K.F.C [email protected] [email protected] [email protected] [email protected] LEKIN AAP PHIR B NAHI KHA SAKTAY,,,,,,,, Q,K . . . . . AAP K PAAS TU

Teri is bat sy toota ha mere

Teri is bat sy toota ha mere dil ka kanch. Zra Ghoor farmay. Teri is bat sy toota ha mere dil ka kanch. Tera

Mujy ap ki girl friend ny bataya

mujy ap ki girl friend ny bataya hia keh ap bohat shareef seedhay saadhay or naik insan hein ap ko na to koi chalakii

Wat is the bigest presure on pak

wat is the bigest presure on PAK cricket captain wen they need 1 Run to win in 5 overs and 10 wickets in hand?

you are a b c d atractive beautiful

=. You are, A-B-C-D ¤Atractive ¤Beautiful ¤Cute ¤Dear E-F-G * Excellent * Funny * Genius H-I-J. = Hahahaha. = I’m. = Joking!! 🙂

Karo ge yaad guzre zamane kotarso humare

Karo ge YAAD guzre ZAMANE ko,TARSO ge humare sath 1 PAL bitane ko,phir AWAZ doge hume vapas bulane ko,or HUM kahenge DARWAZA nhi hai

You are a b c attractive beautiful cute

YoU aRe A-B-C Attractive Beautiful Cute E-F-G Excellent Funny Genius H-I-J Hello I’m Joking

11 saal jail me rehnay wala shakhs

11 saal jail me rehnay wala shakhs hamara ‘President’ 6 saal jail me rehnay wala hamara ‘Prime Minister’ 10 saal jila watan rahnay wala

Jab barish ho to bahir betha karo

Jab barish ho to bahir betha karo, Tumhari Qismat khul jaye gi. Kismat na khuli to kya hua, Kam se kam… SHAKAL to dhul

Ap male ho yan female

ap male ho yan female . . . . . . . . nicha kya dekh rahy ho?? . . . . . .

Jatt hovy te bewaqoof na goli mar

Jatt Hovy Te Bewaqoof Na Hovy Goli Mar Deo. Butt Hovy Te Sohna Na Hovy Goli Mar Deo. Sheikh Hovy Te Kanjoos Na Hovy

Aaj india ki azadi k moqay par

Aaj India ki -Azadi k moqay par Aoo India ki barbadi k liay mil k dua karain, . . . . . Ya ALLAH

U r ultimate lovely likable unique

U r Ultimate U r Lovely U r Likable U r Unique In short …… U r ULLU !!!

Khoty ki 4 tangeen im right

Khoty Ki 4 Tangeen I’m Right Na? Ok Ghorry Ki 4 Tangeen I’m Right Na? Ok Kuttay Ki 4 Tangeen . . Aap Ki

Agr kuttay ko coat pent aur sindhi

Agr KUTTAY ko coat pent aur sindhi topi pehna di jaye tu usay kya kahengy? Z Za Zar Zaroor Kutta he kahengy, Lekin aap

A boy searching these keywords on google

A boy Searching these Keywords on Google.. free IFTAAR in 5 star hotel’ . . . . . GOOGLE search result: ‘Pakistani’ Lagtay ho.

Bore ho rahe to seerhi se neeche

Bore ho rahe ho to seerhi se neeche jao +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+

Trasta hy dil teri sada k lye

Trasta hy Dil Teri Sada K Lye Teri Mohabat Teri Wafa K Lye Hm or Kch Nhi Mangte Tmse Bus (‘.’) Naak Saaf /||

Bv shoping kar ka ai our smaan

bv shoping kar ka ai our smaan husband ko pakra diya. husband bola zaror is main marayy khany ka liya ha ..to wife boli

Dil k mehman ban jao aankhon

Dil k mehman ban jao, Aankhon ka armaan ban jao Honton ki muskaan ban jao, OOH OH Tum ho i m very Sorry yaar,

Yar 03123456789 this is my new

Yar 03123456789 this is my new Number plz save Mat kar Lena Pagal … Ye to 1 se 9 tak ginti hai… Ab paaglon

Is msg me kuch bhi nahi hay

IS MSG ME KUCH BHI NAHI HAY READ MAT KARO KUCH NAHI HAY KAHA NA KUCH NAHHI HAY KHALI HAY JI BOLA TO HAY

Tum naraz ho koi reply nhi kiya

Tum Naraz ho Koi reply Nhi kiya Ok tumhari marzi Meri aur tumhari dosti b khatam Aur doubara mujh se contact karne ki koshish

I am sorry yaar aaj tak maine

I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya, Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha

1st friend meray abbu ki height itni

1st friend: meray abbu ki height itni lambi hay k wo chalte pankhe ko aram se rok letay hian, 2nd frind: meray abbu ki

Zarda or zardari mn kya faraq

Zarda’ or ‘Zardari’ mn kya faraq hy? ‘Zarda’ Kushiyon mn Khaya jata hy, Or ‘Zardari’ Kushiyon ko Kha jata hy

If a black cat falls in water

If a Black Cat falls in Water, What the White Cat will say?? . . . . . . . . . . .

Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya kushbu tere

Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya kushbu tere sath laya… phir mere dil me khayal aaya… ke lagta hay ki… aaj bhi tu.. nahi ”NAHAYA”

4 ghante tk pappu ki call ka

?4 ghante tk Pappu ki call ka intizar krne k bad Pinky ne kia kh0ob arz kia: Inteha h0gyi intezar ki, . . .

Ek scientist ne mera brain wash kia

Ek Scientist ne Mera Brain Wash kia or phir Pocha: Tumhe ab b koi Yaad hai? Maine Apka Naam liya to wo hans k

Ek pyaara sa gift plz open

Ek Pyaara sa Gift Plz Open, ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤i ¤¤¤¤¤hi ¤¤¤¤chi ¤¤¤lchi ¤¤alchi ¤aalchi Laalchi Mobile Par B Kabhi Gift Aaya hay…!!!

Mera dil chahta hy apko wo cheez

Mera dil chahta hy apko wo cheez khilaun jo aap ne kabhi na khai ho.. . . . . . Jaise, Mirch ka russ..

After 7 days 159 hrs 16890

After 7 Days! After 159 Hrs! After 16890 Mins After 1015200seconds! Sub Log….. . . . . . . Jo Bhi Karen, Ap Ko

Kya tm aik darakht sy dusry drakht

Kya tm aik darakht sy dusry drakht tk chlang lga skty ho? Kya tm aik mint me 25 kelay kha skty ho? Nhi na

Agar is sms ko delete kiya to

Agar is sms ko delete kiya to kutta.. Forward kiya to chutiya.. Save kiya to haraami.. Kuch nahi kiya to gandu.. Reply kiya to

Thandi hai coffee garam karlo is pathhar

Thandi Hai Coffee Garam Karlo… Is Pathhar Dil Ko Thora Naram Karlo… Morning Time se Inbox Khali Hai Mera… Thori Si to janu Sharam

Ye sms uon logoon k leay hy

ye sms uon logoon k leay hy jo cool aor smaart heeen . . . . . . …………..,,,,,,,, . . .ooooo yaar me

Wo mere kareeb se guzri or salam

~Wo mere kareeb se guzri or salam tak na kiya GHALIB….. .. Hai k nai kisi Anni MAA di Bachi……..!! (‘,)/ Betho, /)) Betho,

Be alert koi bhi kuch

BE – ALERT KOI BHI KUCH BHI KHAANEY KO DEY MAT-KHAANA IDHAR – UDHAR NIGAH – RAKHNA Kyu – K Kyu-K CITY-GOVT NE KUTTA

Ye sirf test msg hay nechay dekhnay

Ye sirf TEST msg hay nechay dekhnay k liye button na dabain shukriya. . . . . . . . . . . .

Nam jinda zardaari a o banda

Nam Jinda Zardaari A. O Banda Nai Bemaari A. Samaj Nai Aandi Lokaan Noo. A baander A k Madaari A. A Saade Nal Kray

Yeh sun kar dimagh he ghoom gaya

Yeh Sun Kar Dimagh He Ghoom Gaya Faraz, Jab Meri Dadi Ne Call Kar K Mujhse Pocha: . . . . . Tum FaceBook

Jb ap paida hoye to akash se

Jb ap paida hoye to akash se phool brse Pariyun ne jashan manaya Farishton ne ghee k chiragh jalaye or boley Hame chutkara mila

Agar ap k pas zara bi waqt

Agar Ap k pas zara bi waqt ho to Mere is sawal ka jawab dain Sawal ye hai k Wo Konsa Cartoon hai? Jo

Kabi shehr jana gaon idr udr maza

Kabi shehr jana, Kabi gaon jana, Kabi idr jana, Kabi udr jana, Maza na ae to utr jana. ( /) /¤¤) ‘^—_–; ,,/'( ,

Teacher batao nasli kutte ki subse

Teacher : Batao Nasli kutte ki subse bari neshani kia hai ? Student: jo apne baap k marne pe soug na manaye aur apni

Socho agr gadha kisi ghori se shadi

Socho Agr Gadha Kisi Ghori Se Shadi Kar Le To Kiya Paida Ho Ga ? . . . ZULFIQAR MIRZA . Aap Zardari Samjhe

Dekho mere sms ka kamal ghanti

Dekho mere sms ka kamal Ghanti Baji Bweaqoof ne Mob Uthaya ab Bewaqoof SMS parh raha hai Wah kya baat hai… Muskara kar soch

Pakistan mein maujoda corruption mehngai or badhali

Pakistan mein maujoda corruption, mehngai or badhali ke maslay ka hal kis ke paas hai? . ?. . . . Dubai mein Zardari ke

Jis mulk k nojwano mai roza rkhny

Jis mulk K nojwano mai roza rkhny ki taqat na ho;-( Jo 2 ghnty khry ho kr traweh na prh sken;-( *5wqt ki Namaz

Super insult maths teacher jab main

Super insult: Maths Teacher:- Jab main tumhare jitna tha,mere maths me 100 marks aate the! Student :- Ha bhai aate Honge.. koi achha teacher

1 kunwen main kutta gir gaya kuch

1 Kunwen main Kutta gir gaya. Kuch log Kunwe ko Pak karne k liye Molvi k pass gaey. Molvi ne kaha k 200 Baalti

Kal kare so aaj keraaj abhi keraaj

Kal kare so aaj ker..aaj kare so abhi. Kal kare so aaj ker.aaj kare so abhe. Abe saale karta hi rahega to Dhoyega kabhi…

Zindagi mai kuch sapny saja lena dil

Zindagi mai kuch sapny saja lena, Dil mai kuch arman jaga lena, Hum aap ki raahon se her dard chura lenge, Jab chaho hum

Gadhon ki race 10 9 8

Gadhon ki race 10 . . 9 . . 8 . . 7 . . 6 . . 5 . . 4 . .

Dil me tm dharkan aankho sanson

Dil me Tm : : Dharkan me Tm : : Aankho me Tm : : Sanson me Tm : : Jahan b dekho :

Jab kutte ki maut aati hai

Jab kutte ki maut aati hai To . . . . . . . . Kutta mar jata hai . . . . Zarori

Us ne yeun piyar se tujhe ice

Us ne yeun piyar se tujhe ice cream ke liye invite kiya FRAZ.. Kehne lagi.,, AA HARAAMI KHA BADAMI.

ye hai

)(‘ ‘)( /“/ _/“/_ ye hai Basanti ab ye nachegi,, ;. . . . . . . . . . . nachi kya?? .

L l l o l faansi jl

l—-l- l ‘.o l /l Faansi l JL _l_ Aah v tere vangu sms ni karda c, TANG TA…. Hun ki salah ae? Jaan

Smile is a language of luvsmile way

Smile is a language of luv….Smile is a way 2 get success…..Smile is 2 win hearts,Smile improves ur personality….. So plz… Brush Daily;-)

Dil ki bholi ha tbyyat bri sadi

Dil ki bholi ha. Tbyyat ki bri sadi ha. Rassi tor k ayi ha. Ap ki shehzadi ha. (./) /.’.) ‘^—- ,, ,,/'( ,

Msg ki umeed laga rakhi hai

msg ki umeed laga rakhi hai nazar mobile per tika rakhi hai battery bhi full charge kar rakhi hai par msg aaeyga kese dosti

Rahman malik is awarded by karachi university

Rahman Malik Is Awarded By Karachi University With Ph.D. At Home He Handed Over Degree To His Wife & Said: Daikho Mein Ab Ph.D

Film 786 ke naam se holland me

Film 786 Ke Naam se Holland Me 1 Movie Bani Hai, Jisme Nabi-Ye-Karim [Sallahoalaihewaslim] Ka Mazaaq Banaya Gaya Hai.1 Arab 60 Crore Muslims Mil

Awaam k liye 1 or tensi0n pakistan

Awaam k liye 1 or tensi0n Pakistan P0st Office Ne ASIF ZARDARI ki Tasveer Waly Ticket Jari kardiye Hen Awaam Pareshan Hy K THOOK

1 donkey ro k gir gira eltija

1 DONKEY ro ro k gir gira k eltija kr rha tha ya ALLAH mjy perhny ki tofeq doWo lmhy qoboleat k thy us

Akk de bootey gulab disde neheran

Akk de bootey gulab disde. Neheran de pani laal disde. Jadon diyan chaliyan lundey diyan paintan. Aj de mundey nawab disdey….

Ab aatey hein tere sms bohat thorey

Ab aatey hein tere sms bohat thorey, 😉 Wah Wah:-o Ab aatey hein tere sms bohat thorey, Kahan gai teri dosti Oye Besan k

Boy and girl girl hum larkian

boy and girl girl: Hum Larkian Na Hoten To Tum Larkay Kahan Jatay. Boy: Allah Di Kasam Saray Janat Vich

Mrkh stpid bdh dffer bewkf ghoch

M_RKH, ST_PID, B_DH_, D_FFER, BEWK_F, GHOCH_, _LL_, DEKHA..! EVERYTHING IS INCOMPLETE WITHOUT “ U “……********……******… (¯`v´¯) `*.¸.*´ Lover ¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Teri meri meri teri prem kahani

Teri meri…. Meri teri….. Prem kahani….. . . . . . . . . . . Hai hi nahi…. Chal nikal…..

English medium schools me parhny waly bachon

English Medium Schools me Parhny waly Bachon k lie Pesh hy Urdu me 2 ka Table Naye Dilchasp Andaz me.! ‘2 Ka Pahara’ 2

Jis k intzar mai ki hain tu

Jis k intzar mai ki hain tu ny apni aankhain num Zara ghor se dekh yehi to nahi hai tera sanum?(./)/.’.) ‘^— ,,,,/'( ,_

Muj sy koi ghlti ho gyi hy

Muj sy koi ghlti ho gyi hy kya? Pichly 8 dino sy mujy ignore kr rhy ho ap, please aisa mt kro.. aP kA

Machhar aur makhi ki ho gayi shaadi

Machhar Aur Makhi ki Ho gayi Shaadi Pah Machhar Aur Makhi ki Ho gayi Shaadi Pahli hi rat se ho gaye Machhar ki Barbadi

Story once a boy was smoking at

Story: Once a boy was a smoking at airport girl asked: 1 din main kitne cigrette peete ho? boy:why? Girl:agr ab tk zindgi me

Jiss tarha heeray ko heera kaatta hai

Jiss tarha Heeray ko Heera kaat’ta hai Aur Lohay ko Loha kaat’ta hai Theek isi tarha, Dekh laina, Aik din ZARDARI ko KUTTA kaatay

Film loot lo pakistan hero asif

(FILM) Loot Lo Pakistan HERO: Asif Zardari HEROIN: Fozia Wahab SIDE HERO: Yousf Raza Gilani VILLAN: Imran Khan Dhamakay Daar MUSIC BY: Zulfiqar mirza

Aaj beautiful girls and boys day hay

Aaj Beautiful GIRLS AND BOYS Day hay… Ap ko jo bhi Beautiful lagy, ye msg usko send krain but Puri Emandari se , .

Tery chehry pe udasi ankhoo ma nami

Tery chehry pe udasi ankhoo ma nami hai, . . . . . . National namak istimaal kar tujhy iodeen ki kami hai=))

Door se dekha to aande ubal raha

door se dekha to aande ubal raha tha najdik ja ke dekha to takle uchal rahatha

Jani 20 rupe ka balance to bhejna

Jani 20 rupe ka Balance to bhejna! .. .. .. .. .. Kia howa pese nahi hen? .. .. Zulfiqar Mirza ne Sahi kaha

Ye piyara sa gulab sirf ap k

YE PIYARA SA GULAB SIRF AP K LIYE . . . . (./) /.’.)’^—-;’;_ ,,/'( , , ) //\ //Ab Is ka naam gulab

Ay barish k nanhey qtro us

Ay Barish K Nanhey Qtro Us K Chehry Ko Bhigo Dena Us K Galon Ko Chom Lena Us K Hathon Ko Bosa Dena Aur

Tum se acha to gali ka azad

Tum se acha To Gali ka azad Kutta Hai . ‘mere dost’! . . . . . Kum Se Kum Larki Palat Palat K

max insultz id insult

… MaX iNsUlTz … * I’d Insult You, But You Are Not Bright Enough To Notice .. !! * The World Is A lot

Agar koi tumhen kahay oye insan ban

Agar koi tumhen kahay ‘Oye INSAN ban jao’ . . To . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Sadqa aik aisi neki hay jo her

Sadqa aik aisi neki hay jo her gunah ko kha jati hay.Lekin Zardari aik aisi bla hay jo sadqa bhi kha jati hay.

Ab aatey hein tumhare sms bohat thorey

Ab aatey hein tumhare sms bohat thorey, Wah Wah…. Ab aatey hein Tumhare sms bohat thorey, Kahein Ramzan mein baich tu nahi rhe ho

Meherban kadardan dekh tamsha meri jaan

MEHERBAN KADARDAN DEKH TAMSHA MERI JAAN AB YEH BANDAR(MONKEY) SMS PERH GA OR MUSKRAYE GA PHIR SMS KO FOWARD KER K APNI HOSHYARI DEKHAYE

Congratulations u have won a hundred thousands

Congratulations U Have Won A Hundred Thousands 5 Finger Hands, Nhin Samjy Na … Matlab ‘Lakh Di Laanat’ =P ;

Aaj me apko laziz khana banana sikhata

Aaj me Apko Laziz khana banana sikhata hun. 1) 1 dish me ANGOOR rakh lein 2) Phir ANGOOR apne haath me pakrein 3) Or

Surprise hum bhi aise hi

SURPRISE = ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Hum bhi aise hi zaleel huye thae… :-D;-)

Jab se tum ko dekha hai

jab se tum ko dekha hai mujhe raat ko neend nhi aati aur jab bhi tumhari yaad aati hai dil se ek awaaz aati

Chu chu chacha ghari mai chuha nacha

Chu chu chacha.. Ghari mai chuha nacha.. Ghari ne 1 bajaya . . . . . . . . . . . . Wah

Ittle poem 4u birds mis u

ITTLE POEM 4U Birds mis u Lions mis u Elephant mis u Monkies mis u & They say to u Where r U? Come

3 dost thay kallu billu ullo

3 Dost thay Kallu, Billu, Ullo, Kalu:-B.S.C. Main parh raha hai. Billu:-M.A.main parh raha hai. Or hamara Ullo:-SMS Parh raha ha. hahahaha:-:)

Har samandar mai sahil nahi hotahar jung

Har samandar mai sahil nahi hota Har jung main mizayel nahi hota Ye sub china ki harkatain hain Warna aap jaisy Namoonay k pas

Pyar karne k 4 tarike hain

Pyar Karne k 4 Tarike Hain. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Aaj phir aap nazar nahi aaye

aaj phir aap nazar nahi aaye, Phir tamanaoon k phoon murjhaye, Najane kin galion main kho gaye ho aap, Hum tou police station se

When a girl send a smile in

When A Girl Send a Smile in Chat Box Than What Does It Means ?? . . .. . End of Conversion… Chall Beta

Larhkiyo ko passanay k 4 tarikay

Larhkiyo ko Passanay k 4 tarikay . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Shabaash..!!! . Molk k

Yaqeenan woh shakhs goonga hai jis

‘Yaqeenan woh shakhs goonga hai, jis ne mera zikar suna aur gaali na di.’ (Altaf bhai ki kitab ‘Fir’oon ki wapsi’ chapter ‘haan me

Agr ap k pichy kuta lg jae

Agr ap k pichy kuta lg jae to use srf itna keh daina k mai Altaf bhai ka admi hun. Is tarah kuta ap

Larka tum mere sapno mein khawabo jazbaton

Larka: Tum Mere Sapno Mein, Khawabo Mein, Jazbaton Mein Rehti ho Larki: Bhaai.. Tumko Kisi Ne Bewakuf Banaya Hai, Mein Tou Liaquatabad Mein Rehti