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Funny Poetry Messages

In this time of no sugar

In this time of no sugar – – – – – – – – – My sweet sms for your Evening Tea,mix it in

News 3 chimps escaped from the zoo

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo… 1 was caught watching tv… another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt

1 qabristan mein bh00t k0 dekh kar

1 Qabristan mein 1 Bh00t k0 dekh kar sabhi bhaag rahy thy lekin mein nahi bhaga pata hy ky0n? . . . . .

Pyar k iss daur mein shadi ho

Pyar k iss daur mein, Shadi ho lahore mein.. Pyari si ik biwi ho, Jaisay Rangeen Tv ho.. Gol matol sey saalay hon, Jaisay

Whenever i want youe presence i read

Whenever i want youe presence, I read ur sms Whenever I want to see you, I close my eyes Whenever I want to hear

Mariz doctor se sahb g ye dawa

Mariz doctor se; sahb g ye dawa to kahin se nahen mil rahi. patha doctor; oo hoo dawai likhna to main bhool hi gaya

Aik charsi qabristan m chars pi raha

AIk Charsi Qabristan M Chars Pi Raha Tha….. Police Aa Gayi…. To Charsi NAy Chars Chupa DI POLICE: Kya Kar Rahe HO??? CHARSI: Kuch

Sardar aur machar aek larai my

sARDAR aur Machar Aek larai my sardar ny bullet proof jacket ki pehan rakhi thi kisi ny pucha Q Sardar ny jawab dya: jismy

This dog is a good way to

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog,

Usay pehli br bus ma dekha tha

Usay pehli br BuS ma dekha tha Wo mere samny wali seat pr bethi thi Wo br br muje sir sy pao tk dekh

Meri khushi ke lamhey kis kadar mukhtasir

Meri khushi ke lamhey kis kadar mukhtasir hain, ‘Faraz’ Halay mujra shuru hoya si tey police da chaapa py gaya

Agr private primary student mistake kray to

Agr Private Primary Student Mistake Kray To Teacher Kehta Hai K Write An Essay On “My Friend” 5 Times. . . Or Agr Government

Judge is sardar k dono kan kat

Judge: Is sardar k dono kan kat do Sardar: nai main ANDHA ho jaon ga Judge: kan katny se ANDHA kese ho jao gye

Funny tota ik gujar apney kaandhay

Funny Tota Ik ‘Gujar’ apney kaandhay pe ‘Tota’ bitha kar ja rha tha, Rastey main 1 admi ne rok k pucha, Bhai ye konsa

1 aadmi pathan ko maar raha tha

1 Aadmi PATHAN Ko Maar Raha Tha, Logon Ne Poocha K Q Maar Rhey Ho? Wo BoLa SALA 1 GHANTAY SE POOCH RAHA HY

Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se

Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola: Aaj se tum hi meri kavita ho,kalpana ho, bhawana ho! Patni: Mere liye bhi aaj se

Doctor 2 charsi cigerette noshi insan ko

Doctor 2 Charsi: Cigerette Noshi Insan Ko Aahista Aahista Maar Deti Hai… Charsi: Te Theek Ay…..Saanu Keri Jaldi Ay…..? 😉 B-)

Meharbani kr k is msg ko itna

Meharbani Kr k Is Msg Ko Itna 4wrd Karein K Zubaidah Aapa tak Pohanch Jaye “Aapa” Ammi Keh rahi hain Ufone k signal nahi

Safar me agae bp low hojay or

Safar me agae BP low hojay or namak dastyab na ho to NAAK se choohe nikal kar zaban se chaat lene se BP normal

Doctor you have brain cancer pathan

Doctor: You have brain cancer.. Pathan jumps in joy.. YesssSSS !!! YaHo00oo… Doctor: Why are you so Happy.? Pathan: B-coz it proves that i

A boy was driving a car girl

A boy was driving a car, A girl was tring to overtake him rashly. Boy:’Hey…Buffalo!’ Girl shouts back:’u pig,donkey,stupid!’ then she accidents and hits

2 pyaj 3 lahsun 5 gm

2 pyaj, 3 lahsun, 5 gm jeera, 3 kali mirch, 2 spoon namak, 4 spoon oil, 1 cup water Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya.

Meri muhabbat ko apne dil mein dhond

Meri muhabbat ko apne dil mein dhond lena, Or haan! Aatay ko achi tarah goond lena! Mil jaye agr pyar to khona nahi, Pyaz

Tri zulfe he k rat saye agr

tri zulfe he k rat k saye agr tu sar munda de subah ho jaye

Meri hasratin meri chahatin sub tery wasty

Meri hasratin meri chahatin sub tery wasty ,, . . . . . .2 ubly hoy aandy 1 mery wasty ty 2ja v mery

Dunya me 2 trha k log hain

Dunya Me 2 Trha K Log Hain. 1 Haseen aur 2sry Zaheen, Zaheen Wo Jis Ka Msg Ap Parh Rhe Ho, or Haseen Wo

Bhai jobs aai hain uno mein aap

Bhai jobs aai hain UNO mein aap bhi apply karo: Place of job UK,USA & Canada Basic Qualification: Matric/Enter/B.com Experience nothing Salary 2000$/month yani

Three friends after exam lucky yaar

Three Friends After Exam. Lucky: Yaar I dont know anything, I left the paper blank. Banta: Main bhi! Santa: Sh!t yaar, Teacher will think

Sardar mery dada ny 1857 ki jang

Sardar: Mery dada ny 1857 ki jang mein dushman ki taangain tak kat dee thien.. Dost: Gardnain kyn ni kati? Sardar: Wo pehly he

Beta america se mery liye jawan hone

beta america se mery liye jawan hone ki dawai bhajna. Betey ne america se capsol bhajy or kaha 1 se ziyada ni khana. Jub

Chu chuchu ghari me choha nacha

Chu Chu Chu Chu ChuChu. Ghari Me Choha NaCha. Ghari Ne 1 Bajaya. . . . . . . . . . . .

Mohabat me dekho kia mukaam paiya hai

Mohabat me dekho, kia mukaam paiya hai haath pair toote, muh se khoon aaiya hai hospital pahunche to nurso ne kuch yu farmaiya hai

Doctrap k shohar ko mukamal aram ki

Doctr..ap k shohar ko mukamal aram ki zarurat he. Ye neend ki goliyan hain. Bivi. Ye me unhain kis waqt doun! Doctr.. Ye ap

Itnay dino se jalanay nahi aya

Itnay dino se jalanay nahi aya Jalti hui aag ko bujhanay nahi aya Kehta tha saath jiyen gay saath marain gay Ab rooth gai

Maa ne kaha haveli chhor doparo daaro

Maa ne kaha HAVELI chhor do, Paro ne kaha DAARO chhor do, Andhay ne kaha mujhe SARAK k us PAAR chhor do. Ek din

Dil ka dard hamen bataty q nahi

dil ka dard hamen bataty q nahi, dosti ka haq hum pe jatate q nahi, tarpo ge aise hi har roz dard se, tumhe

Na tasveer hai tumahari jo didar kiya

Na tasveer hai tumahari jo didar kiya jaye, Na tum pass ho jo pyar kiya jaye Yeh kaun sa dard diya hai aap ne,

Sindhi boy to his mom amaan

Sindhi Boy to his MOM Amaan mon Raat Khuwab Ditho ta Muhnji Hik tang Zameen Te, Be Aasman Te Hue. Maa: Put Ehra Khuwab

Ki muhabt to syast ka chalan chor

Ki muhabt to syast ka chalan chor dia, Ham ishaq na karty to hakomat krty..!!

Khuda ka sukar hay tum bay wafa niklay

KHUDA KA SUKAR HAY TUM BAY-WAFA NIKLAY WADA-DAR TO KHUTTAY HUWA KARTY HAIN

Ek aadmi ne add dekha purani bike

Ek aadmi ne add dekha, ‘PURANI BIKE DO AUR NEW BIKE LO’ Wo us address per pohancha to wahan koi shop nahi thi. Us

Dali ne dali par nazar dali

Dali ne dali par nazar dali, Kisi ne is par dali, Kisi ne uspar dali, Hum ne jis par nazar dali, Uske baap ne

Gujranwala agr pyara na hota gulshan

Gujranwala agr pyara na hota Gulshan Iqbal Park ka nizara na hota Bypass pr ishara na hota Sialkoti drwazy ka shara na hota Pace

If you think there is good in

If you think there is good in everybody, you haven’t met everybody.

Boy soot acha pehna hy girl

Boy Soot acha pehna hy Girl thanx Boy Make up b acha kiya hy Girl thanx Boy Mehndi b achi lgai hy Girl thanx

Jo mujhe abhi sms na karey woh

~Jo Mujhe Abhi Sms Na Karey Woh~ ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Woh Baad Main Krle Koi

Ticket checker bachy ka half nai

Ticket Checker: ‘Bachy Ka Ticket Half Nai Pora Hoga, Is ki Umer 12 Se Ziada Hai’ Father Angrily: ‘Is Ki Umer 12 Se Ziada

Maa beti sy beti dodh ka

Maa beti sy: Beti dodh ka glass p lo Beti:No mama’ mujy nhi pina Maa:Beti agr dodh nhi p o gi to bari kesy

Tum se nazrain kayse milaon jani

tum se nazrain kayse milaon jani wah wah tum se nazrain kaysay milaon jani tayre saji akh kani mayre kabhi akh kani

Sms karenge hum ek duje ko bari

Sms karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari, hame lagti hai ye rasam badi pyari, ye sms milte hi ek sms bhej dena, kyunki

Sahil ki geeli rait pewo udas bethi

sahil ki geeli rait pe,wo udas bethi thi, me ne us se pucha, Tum bolti q nhi ho? us ne palken jhuka di or..rait

Pathan1st roz subah 50 ladkiya

Pathan.1st : – Roz subah 50 Ladkiya mera intezaar karti hai. Pathan.2nd : – are waah, woh kaise ? Pathan.1st : – Mai Girls

Duniya main kabhi achay insan ki talash

DUNIYA MAIN KABHI ACHAY INSAN KI TALASH MAIN MAT NIKLNA. . . . KYUN K . . . . . . . . .

Teacher kia naam hai larki mena teacher

Teacher:- kia naam hai. Larki. Mena Teacher aagay ya peeche kuch lagati ho? Larki:-Sharmate hue Jee aagay u cream aur peeche sarsoon ka tail.

Mere hathon ki lakeeron ko dekh kr

MERE HATHON KI LAKEERON KO DEKH KR US NE KAHA FARAZ….! TUJHY ZINDAGI MAIN SB KUCH MILAY GA SIWAY , , , , ,

Jis din tum ko shaam staye

Jis din tum ko shaam staye Sard hawa dil na behlaye, Jis shab so na pao tum, Bechani kuch barh c jaye, Aankh zara

Jab ishq ke arman jal jata han

JAB ISHQ KE ARMAN JAL JATA HAN NA JANE KUNE LOG BADAL JATEN HAN KARNA HM SA MUHABBAT ZARA SOOCH K…??? HM WAFAON MAN

1 cheeta charrs ki cegrate bana raha

1 CHEETA CHARRS KI CEGRATE BANA RAHA THA 1 CHOHA BHAGTA HOWA AYA OR KAHA. KEYOON ZNDGI BARBAD KARTY HO DAIKHO KETNA KHOBSOORAT JANGAL

1 pathan angoor bech raha tha mgr

1 pathan angoor bech raha tha mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo. 2sry admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.

Roz logon se tare pange honge tareghar

roz logon se tare pange honge, roz tareghar main dange hon ge.agar mujhe sms nahin kia to yaad rakhna. tumhare 12 bache honge or

Agar cha mai pura muslma to nhi

Agar Cha mai Pura MUsLma TO nhi Lekin Faqat Apne Din se RIshta To jod Skta hon Namaz Roza O Hajj O Zaqat kch

Husband suit bara sohna paya ay

Husband : suit bara sohna paya ay Wife : thx g Husband : lipstick bhi sohni lagai ay Wife : thx g Husband :

Altaf hussain some like one soem

altaf hussain some like one soem like tow i like one wich ar you

Mein ne brown colour ki frock pehni

Mein ne Brown Colour Ki Frock Pehni Thi, Aur Hath Mein Kaju Thay, Jo Poore Raste Khaate Aayi Thi… Tum Ne Ghalat Kaha Ke

Arz kiya hai aaj kal aapke sms aana

Arz kiya hai, Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai wah wah! wah wah! Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai khafa ho humse ya balance

Na cheeni hai aata hai sabzi hai

Na Cheeni Hai, Na Aata hai, Na Sabzi Hai Dukaanu Par… . . . Tu Pakistani Hai Basera Kar Paharun Ki Chattanu Par! ALLAMA

Kalraat buhat dino baad kitaab

Kal’RAAT’ . . . . . . . Buhat Dino Baad . . . . . Kitaab Kholi To Ehsaas Huwa??? ? ? ?

Cute good looking easy to handle cool

Cute… Good looking… Easy to handle… Cool… Sexy… Nice structure… Its my mobile. How about your?

Someone misses u needs worries about

SomeOne.. MiSSES U.. NeeDS U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? . . . THE MONKEY IN… THE ZOO. ;-)=D….

Pathan khof zadah tha or ro raha

Pathan khof zadah tha or ro raha tha, kisi ne pocha khan kia hua, pathan: yaara kal hamara class fellow ka intaqal hogaya us

1 aadmi apne betay k liye robot

1 Aadmi Apne Betay k liye Robot Laya jo Jhoot Bolnay per Thappar Maarta tha: Beta: Papa Aaj mai School Nahi ja Raha meray

Father to son nalaik parosi ki larki

Father to son: ‘Nalaik! Parosi ki larki ko dekh wo first aai hai SON: ‘aur kitna dekhon usi ko to dekh dekh k fail

Jo pyar na samjhe wo insan nahi

Jo pyar na samjhe wo insan nahi Duniya me kon hai Jo pareshan nahi Jab reply kroge tabi hum aur sms bhejeinge Warna humari

In sardiyon main romance acha nahi faraz

In Sardiyon Main Romance Acha Nahi FARAZ… . . . . . . Geezar(Geyser) Tera Kharab Hai Kuch To Khayal Kar…!

Ek bar jan mang k tum dekho

Ek Bar Jan Mang K Tum Dekho Ek Bar Yad Kr K Tum Dekho Agr Hum Na Aye Tum Smajh Lena K SINDH jo

Mohabbat ka sirap ho tum tension capsule

Mohabbat ka sirap ho tum, Tension ka capsule ho tum, Aafat ka injection ho tum, Par kya kare jhelna padta hai, Kyonki… DOSTI ka

Teri surat pe ye dil haaru zarurat

Teri surat pe ye dil haaru Teri zarurat pe ye jaan vaaru Jis din tera sms na aaye Ji ye chahe teri kanpati pe

1 kashti tufan me phans gai

1 Kashti Tufan Me Phans Gai, Capton: Ksi Ko Tufan Se ßachne Ki Dua Yaad He? Ek Molvi: Mjhe! Capton: Theek He Tm Dua

Larka tumhari zulfon sy khelney ko jee

Larka: tumhari Zulfon sy khelney ko jee chahta hai….. larki ne wig utari or kaha: Loo khelo per de dena subah university bhi jana

Mental hospital k aik room main sb

Mental hospital k aik room main sb pagal dance kr rahy thy. Bs aik pagal chup kr k betha tha., Dr.sb ne socha k

Kon kehta hai tum bewafa ho

=kon kehta hai tum bewafa ho? Ye or baat hai hum se khafa ho! Humein to pyar hai sirf tum se! Agar yaqen nahi

Jawanon k lie eham nasihatein 1

Jawanon k lie eham nasihatein: 1. Khud ko mobile mein itna na mashghool karo k samne koi lush push bachi guzar jaye or tumhen

Aj ka kam kal par chordo

Aj Ka Kam Kal Par Chordo’ Hoskta hai Kal Tak Usk Lie Koi Machine Ijaad Hojae..!! By..William Had Haram.

Jaante ho raat me maza kab aata

Jaante Ho Raat Me Maza Kab Aata Hai? . . . Jab Kisi Sote Hue Ko Jaga Kar Pucha Jaye K K K K

Aj ka kam kal par chordo

Aj Ka Kam Kal Par Chordo’ Hoskta Hai Kal Tak Usk Lie Koi Machine Ijaad Hojae..!! By..William Had Haram..!!

Msg pe msg bhejte ho bhej ke

Msg pe msg bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho to bhi kia bhejte ho, apna bheja to chalta nahin,

Teacher ne 1 bache ki mother ko

Teacher ne 1 bache ki Mother ko likha k bache ko Nehla k School bheja karen, Mother ne Notes Parhne k baad likha k

Har ahat ehesas hamara dilayegi hawa kissa

Har ahat ehesas hamara dilayegi Har hawa kissa hamara sunayegi Hum itni yaadein bhar denge Na chahate hue bhi aapko yaad humari aayegi.

Ultimate insult i iove your smile

Ultimate insult.. I Iove your smile becoz.. . . . . . . My favorite colour is “YELLOW”!! :D’

Hamari mohabbat ka imtehan mat lo farzanahamaray

Hamari Mohabbat ka Imtehan mat lo Farzana… Hamaray pehle hii Imtehan horahe hain Saalana. 😉

Friend jb garmi lagti hy to kia

FRIEND: Jb Garmi lagti hy To kia krte ho? PATHAN: Hm Sb A.C K samne beth jate hain.. FRIND: Jb us se b zyada

A suomaf rotcod dlot em taht ylno

A suomaF rotcoD dloT eM tahT ylnO latneM stneitaP evaH ehT tnelaT oT daeR sihT egasseM.. Cofused? Read each word from right side.

Bivi shohar sy darling koi eysi bat

Bivi Shohar sy: Darling koi eysi bat karo jis sy main khush ho jaon. Shohar bivi sy: janoon tum myri zindgi ho. Bivi: ab

Us bewafa ki yaad main jam hathon

Us Bewafa Ki Yaad Main Jam Hathon Main Utha Liya. . . . . . . . . . . Phir Uthai Bread Lagaya

Agar punjab ki larkiyaan papita bechti to

Agar “Punjab” ki larkiyaAn papita bechti to larkon ko bahut faida hota. Kyun k larkiyon ko ye aawaz lagani parti: . PAPPI TAY LAY

2 mohbat karne walon ny khudkushi ka

2 Mohbat karne walon ny Khudkushi ka Irada kia . . . 10 Manzila Building sy Pahly Boy ny Jump lagai . . .

Hamesha apni pasand k raste pr chalo

Hamesha Apni pasand k raste pr chalo, Apne alfaz me bat kro Srf wo kro jo apka dil kahe Or phir dekhna 1 din

Shah jahan ne kaha taj mehal dekh

Shah jahan ne kaha Taj Mehal dekh kar, Her khirki, Her darwaza dekh kar, Her kamra, Her dhaalaan dekh kar. . . Maan kasam!

Na ye chand hoga na taray rahenge

Na ye CHAND hoga na TARAY rahenge Kya hum hamesha KUNWARAY rahenge? Is dnya me kitno k NIKAH ho gye Kya nseb mai apne

Bhool se bhi agar koi bhool hui

Bhool se bhi agar koi bhool hui ho to bhool samaj kar bhool jana, Are bhoolna sirf bhool ko, bhool se bhi hume na

Yuunhi chalte ma ne kiya jab usse

YuuNhi chalte’ chalte’ ma ne kiya jab usse’ ishaara WaheiN ghair ka saRak par kaii bhaaiyoN ne maara Kabhi ghar pe aaye police, kabhi

1 pagal ghussay main bola es

1 pagal ghussay main bola main es dunia ko mita donga. mita donga mita donga mita donga 2 pagal: hans kar bola hehehehehehe! main

Poetry on munni sheela 1 chand

Poetry on munni & sheela! 1 chand nikla tOu roshni saray aam hogai.. Munni ki badnami k chakar me pta hi nhi chala k

4 things boys do in exam hal

4 things bOys dO in exam hal: 1.counting nO Of gals 2.flirting w/ lady invigilator 3.reading d brand name Of pen 4.thinkings 2stdy 4next

Pani mein gira rumal to rumaal gila

Pani mein gira rumal to Rumaal gila hai….. aasman me dekha to aasman B nila hai… …. …. … muhabbat to sub karty hain

The janaza of mahboob nikla from

THE JANAZA OF MAHBOOB NIKLA FROM THE GALI OF MAHBOOBA WITH LOTS OF ZOOR O SHOR THE MAHBOOBA JANKI FROM THE DOOR AND SPEAKI,’MAR

Kabi to hamari gali aao thora sa

kabi to hamari gali aao,,, thora sa sharmao,,,,,, aur muskrao,, apni ankhon se zulfen uthao,, hamary ghr ki bell bajao,,, aur,,, awaz lagao,,, kachra

Jis kisi na kharat zakat ya fitrana

jis kisi na kharat zakat ya fitrana aada karna ho to ya compniya zayada haq dar hai. ZONG:sub dy do. UFONE:tum b to do.

Jiski ek smile par hai duniya fida

Jiski ek smile par hai duniya fida, Jis se dil na hona chahe juda, Jiska style hai lajawaab, Woh Aap nahi Hum hain Janab.

Aankhon main nami thi aur vitamin ki

Aankhon main nami thi aur vitamin ki kammi thi, Jiss se sari raat baat ki, woh meri mehbuba ki ammi thi;-)

Sardar ki apne baap se larrai ho

Sardar ki apne baap se larrai ho gae Aik din aik Sardar ki apne baap se larrai ho gae’ Osne baap ki photo qabrastan

Na yad tmhari bhulaenge sath tmhara

Na yad tmhari bhulaenge Na sath tmhara chorenge Na krenge dil se door tmhe Na dosti tmse tornge Agr toot b jye ghalti se

Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya

Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi, Girl: Am I late ? Ghalib: Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,

Ladka bola kash in hasinao ke

Ladka bola : kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate, kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate, bahana gham ka hota, hum inke ghar

Najane kis baat pe tum hum se

Najane kis baat pe tum hum se naraaz ho , Dost, Khuwab mein bhi miltey ho to Qaddu jaisa mu bana letey ho

Define a true music lover a

Define a True Music Lover? A Girl singing in a Bathroom While Taking Bath and a Boy Near the Keyhole is Using His Ears

Mere jism ko kamzor na samajh

Mere Jism Ko Kamzor Na Samajh’ ‘Faraz’ Agar Main Ashiq Na Ho To Ajj Jhon Cena Hota’ [email protected][email protected] (‘.’)/ | | _/ _ ‘OH

Aye mere muqadar mujay tarsaaye ga akhir

Aye mere muqadar mujay tarsaaye ga akhir kab tak, Ya meri bat samjh ja , ya mujay pagal kar day……..!!

1 mandir tha jis main buri niyat

1 mandir tha jis main buri niyat waalay log ghaeb ho jaatay thay…..Imran Hashmi gya,,,,,, ***Imran*** gaeb. Salman Khan gya,,,,,, ***Salman*** gaeb. Nargis gae,,,,,,,,,,,

Srdrme ulu kharidne gya tha pr nhi

Srdr:Me Ulu kharidne gya tha pr nhi khareed saka. Dost:Q? Qeemat ziada thi ya Ulu pasand nahi aya? Srdr:Ulu ne mere 7 jane se

Propose karne ka naya styie chand

PROPOSE KARNE KA NAYA STYIE CHAND KO TOD DUNGI SURJ KO MOD DUNGI 1 BAR TO HAAN KAR DY MAIN PAHLY WALY KO CHOR

Aik larki delivry k wqt ronay lgi

aik larki delivry k wqt ronay lgi to dr.fraz boley:yeh wqt nhi ha ronay ka,yeh waqt ha kaka honey , us waqt q nh

Sardar kal koi meri biwi k purse

Sardar: Kal koi meri biwi k purse se 2000 lay gya, Pathan: Jhot bolti hai 1500 tha hum ne 2 bar gina tha, Sardar:

Lady to bus driver kitne ghante me

Lady to Bus Driver: Kitne Ghante Bus Me Rehte Ho? Bus Driver:24 Ghante Lady Herani Se:Wo kese? Bus Driver: 6 Ghante Is BUS Me,18

Kya leke aye they lekar jaoge mujhe

Kya leke aye they, Kya lekar jaoge, Mujhe SMS na karke, Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge!

Aaj ke baad tum mujhe call mat

Aaj Ke Baad Tum Mujhe Call Mat Karana, Na Sms Karana, Baat Bhi Mat Karana, Milane Ki Koshish To Bhul Se Bhi Mat Karana,

Open with love kuch kehna

OPEN WITH LOVE ,,,,,/////////-\\\\,,,,,,,,,, KUCH KEHNA HAI,,,, TUM SE,,,,,,,,,,, WOHI BAAT JO DIL KO CHOO JAYE…… BAS WOHI 3 LAFAZ!!!!!! , , , ,

Mjhy aawaz de dena kbhi ice cream

Mjhy aawaz De Dena . Kbhi ice-cream lao to, Kbhi Murghi pakao to, Kbhi picnic pe Jao to, Mjhe awaz De Dena, . Wallet

Do char kalam laga leta hoon jaib

do char kalam laga leta hoon jaib mai ahbaab mei is se meri tokeer barhti he likhne likhane ki nobat hi nhi aati. mai

Ustaad sab se ziada nasha kis cheez

Ustaad: Sab se ziada nasha kis cheez me hota ha? Shagird: Taleem me, Ustaad: Wo kese Shagird: Janab, . . . . Kitaben kholte

Koi ruki hui dhadkan se pooch

Koi ruki hui dhadkan se pooch Kitna tadapta hai dil mohhabbat ke aage

Girls poem mohabbat to kisi ek

Girls poem: Mohabbat to kisi ek se karungi Ho sake to kisi nek se karungi Lekin jab tak na milega,wo nek…. ‘TRY’to har ek

Kisi ki yaad aye yaad karo

Kisi ki Yaad aye – yaad karo Zyada aye – SMS karo Aur Zyada aye – PHONE karo Aur b Zyada aye – MILO