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Funny Poetry Messages

Aj ka kam kal par chordo

Aj Ka Kam Kal Par Chordo’ Hoskta Hai Kal Tak Usk Lie Koi Machine Ijaad Hojae..!! By..William Had Haram..!!

Msg pe msg bhejte ho bhej ke

Msg pe msg bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho to bhi kia bhejte ho, apna bheja to chalta nahin,

Teacher ne 1 bache ki mother ko

Teacher ne 1 bache ki Mother ko likha k bache ko Nehla k School bheja karen, Mother ne Notes Parhne k baad likha k

Har ahat ehesas hamara dilayegi hawa kissa

Har ahat ehesas hamara dilayegi Har hawa kissa hamara sunayegi Hum itni yaadein bhar denge Na chahate hue bhi aapko yaad humari aayegi.

Ultimate insult i iove your smile

Ultimate insult.. I Iove your smile becoz.. . . . . . . My favorite colour is “YELLOW”!! :D’

Hamari mohabbat ka imtehan mat lo farzanahamaray

Hamari Mohabbat ka Imtehan mat lo Farzana… Hamaray pehle hii Imtehan horahe hain Saalana. 😉

Friend jb garmi lagti hy to kia

FRIEND: Jb Garmi lagti hy To kia krte ho? PATHAN: Hm Sb A.C K samne beth jate hain.. FRIND: Jb us se b zyada

A suomaf rotcod dlot em taht ylno

A suomaF rotcoD dloT eM tahT ylnO latneM stneitaP evaH ehT tnelaT oT daeR sihT egasseM.. Cofused? Read each word from right side.

Bivi shohar sy darling koi eysi bat

Bivi Shohar sy: Darling koi eysi bat karo jis sy main khush ho jaon. Shohar bivi sy: janoon tum myri zindgi ho. Bivi: ab

Us bewafa ki yaad main jam hathon

Us Bewafa Ki Yaad Main Jam Hathon Main Utha Liya. . . . . . . . . . . Phir Uthai Bread Lagaya

Agar punjab ki larkiyaan papita bechti to

Agar “Punjab” ki larkiyaAn papita bechti to larkon ko bahut faida hota. Kyun k larkiyon ko ye aawaz lagani parti: . PAPPI TAY LAY

2 mohbat karne walon ny khudkushi ka

2 Mohbat karne walon ny Khudkushi ka Irada kia . . . 10 Manzila Building sy Pahly Boy ny Jump lagai . . .

Whenever i want youe presence i read

Whenever i want youe presence, I read ur sms Whenever I want to see you, I close my eyes Whenever I want to hear

Hamesha apni pasand k raste pr chalo

Hamesha Apni pasand k raste pr chalo, Apne alfaz me bat kro Srf wo kro jo apka dil kahe Or phir dekhna 1 din

Ki muhabt to syast ka chalan chor

Ki muhabt to syast ka chalan chor dia, Ham ishaq na karty to hakomat krty..!!

Shah jahan ne kaha taj mehal dekh

Shah jahan ne kaha Taj Mehal dekh kar, Her khirki, Her darwaza dekh kar, Her kamra, Her dhaalaan dekh kar. . . Maan kasam!

Na ye chand hoga na taray rahenge

Na ye CHAND hoga na TARAY rahenge Kya hum hamesha KUNWARAY rahenge? Is dnya me kitno k NIKAH ho gye Kya nseb mai apne

Bhool se bhi agar koi bhool hui

Bhool se bhi agar koi bhool hui ho to bhool samaj kar bhool jana, Are bhoolna sirf bhool ko, bhool se bhi hume na

Yuunhi chalte ma ne kiya jab usse

YuuNhi chalte’ chalte’ ma ne kiya jab usse’ ishaara WaheiN ghair ka saRak par kaii bhaaiyoN ne maara Kabhi ghar pe aaye police, kabhi

1 pagal ghussay main bola es

1 pagal ghussay main bola main es dunia ko mita donga. mita donga mita donga mita donga 2 pagal: hans kar bola hehehehehehe! main

Poetry on munni sheela 1 chand

Poetry on munni & sheela! 1 chand nikla tOu roshni saray aam hogai.. Munni ki badnami k chakar me pta hi nhi chala k

Doctor 2 charsi cigerette noshi insan ko

Doctor 2 Charsi: Cigerette Noshi Insan Ko Aahista Aahista Maar Deti Hai… Charsi: Te Theek Ay…..Saanu Keri Jaldi Ay…..? 😉 B-)

4 things boys do in exam hal

4 things bOys dO in exam hal: 1.counting nO Of gals 2.flirting w/ lady invigilator 3.reading d brand name Of pen 4.thinkings 2stdy 4next

Pani mein gira rumal to rumaal gila

Pani mein gira rumal to Rumaal gila hai….. aasman me dekha to aasman B nila hai… …. …. … muhabbat to sub karty hain

The janaza of mahboob nikla from

THE JANAZA OF MAHBOOB NIKLA FROM THE GALI OF MAHBOOBA WITH LOTS OF ZOOR O SHOR THE MAHBOOBA JANKI FROM THE DOOR AND SPEAKI,’MAR

Kabi to hamari gali aao thora sa

kabi to hamari gali aao,,, thora sa sharmao,,,,,, aur muskrao,, apni ankhon se zulfen uthao,, hamary ghr ki bell bajao,,, aur,,, awaz lagao,,, kachra

Jis kisi na kharat zakat ya fitrana

jis kisi na kharat zakat ya fitrana aada karna ho to ya compniya zayada haq dar hai. ZONG:sub dy do. UFONE:tum b to do.

Jiski ek smile par hai duniya fida

Jiski ek smile par hai duniya fida, Jis se dil na hona chahe juda, Jiska style hai lajawaab, Woh Aap nahi Hum hain Janab.

Aankhon main nami thi aur vitamin ki

Aankhon main nami thi aur vitamin ki kammi thi, Jiss se sari raat baat ki, woh meri mehbuba ki ammi thi;-)

Sardar ki apne baap se larrai ho

Sardar ki apne baap se larrai ho gae Aik din aik Sardar ki apne baap se larrai ho gae’ Osne baap ki photo qabrastan

Na yad tmhari bhulaenge sath tmhara

Na yad tmhari bhulaenge Na sath tmhara chorenge Na krenge dil se door tmhe Na dosti tmse tornge Agr toot b jye ghalti se

Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya

Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi, Girl: Am I late ? Ghalib: Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,

Ladka bola kash in hasinao ke

Ladka bola : kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate, kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate, bahana gham ka hota, hum inke ghar

Najane kis baat pe tum hum se

Najane kis baat pe tum hum se naraaz ho , Dost, Khuwab mein bhi miltey ho to Qaddu jaisa mu bana letey ho

Define a true music lover a

Define a True Music Lover? A Girl singing in a Bathroom While Taking Bath and a Boy Near the Keyhole is Using His Ears

Mere jism ko kamzor na samajh

Mere Jism Ko Kamzor Na Samajh’ ‘Faraz’ Agar Main Ashiq Na Ho To Ajj Jhon Cena Hota’ [email protected][email protected] (‘.’)/ | | _/ _ ‘OH

Aye mere muqadar mujay tarsaaye ga akhir

Aye mere muqadar mujay tarsaaye ga akhir kab tak, Ya meri bat samjh ja , ya mujay pagal kar day……..!!

1 mandir tha jis main buri niyat

1 mandir tha jis main buri niyat waalay log ghaeb ho jaatay thay…..Imran Hashmi gya,,,,,, ***Imran*** gaeb. Salman Khan gya,,,,,, ***Salman*** gaeb. Nargis gae,,,,,,,,,,,

Srdrme ulu kharidne gya tha pr nhi

Srdr:Me Ulu kharidne gya tha pr nhi khareed saka. Dost:Q? Qeemat ziada thi ya Ulu pasand nahi aya? Srdr:Ulu ne mere 7 jane se

Propose karne ka naya styie chand

PROPOSE KARNE KA NAYA STYIE CHAND KO TOD DUNGI SURJ KO MOD DUNGI 1 BAR TO HAAN KAR DY MAIN PAHLY WALY KO CHOR

Aik larki delivry k wqt ronay lgi

aik larki delivry k wqt ronay lgi to dr.fraz boley:yeh wqt nhi ha ronay ka,yeh waqt ha kaka honey , us waqt q nh

Sardar kal koi meri biwi k purse

Sardar: Kal koi meri biwi k purse se 2000 lay gya, Pathan: Jhot bolti hai 1500 tha hum ne 2 bar gina tha, Sardar:

Lady to bus driver kitne ghante me

Lady to Bus Driver: Kitne Ghante Bus Me Rehte Ho? Bus Driver:24 Ghante Lady Herani Se:Wo kese? Bus Driver: 6 Ghante Is BUS Me,18

Kya leke aye they lekar jaoge mujhe

Kya leke aye they, Kya lekar jaoge, Mujhe SMS na karke, Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge!

Aaj ke baad tum mujhe call mat

Aaj Ke Baad Tum Mujhe Call Mat Karana, Na Sms Karana, Baat Bhi Mat Karana, Milane Ki Koshish To Bhul Se Bhi Mat Karana,

Open with love kuch kehna

OPEN WITH LOVE ,,,,,/////////-\\\\,,,,,,,,,, KUCH KEHNA HAI,,,, TUM SE,,,,,,,,,,, WOHI BAAT JO DIL KO CHOO JAYE…… BAS WOHI 3 LAFAZ!!!!!! , , , ,

1 pathan angoor bech raha tha mgr

1 pathan angoor bech raha tha mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo. 2sry admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.

Mjhy aawaz de dena kbhi ice cream

Mjhy aawaz De Dena . Kbhi ice-cream lao to, Kbhi Murghi pakao to, Kbhi picnic pe Jao to, Mjhe awaz De Dena, . Wallet

Do char kalam laga leta hoon jaib

do char kalam laga leta hoon jaib mai ahbaab mei is se meri tokeer barhti he likhne likhane ki nobat hi nhi aati. mai

Ustaad sab se ziada nasha kis cheez

Ustaad: Sab se ziada nasha kis cheez me hota ha? Shagird: Taleem me, Ustaad: Wo kese Shagird: Janab, . . . . Kitaben kholte

Koi ruki hui dhadkan se pooch

Koi ruki hui dhadkan se pooch Kitna tadapta hai dil mohhabbat ke aage

Girls poem mohabbat to kisi ek

Girls poem: Mohabbat to kisi ek se karungi Ho sake to kisi nek se karungi Lekin jab tak na milega,wo nek…. ‘TRY’to har ek

Kisi ki yaad aye yaad karo

Kisi ki Yaad aye – yaad karo Zyada aye – SMS karo Aur Zyada aye – PHONE karo Aur b Zyada aye – MILO

Boy friend boht romantic andaz main

Boy Friend : Boht romantic andaz main jan dekho ma tmhari zulfoon ke liye kiya laya… Grl frnd.Kiya? Boy Friend :(English Anti lice) shampoo…

Khaansi ka ilaaj balghum nikaley bagher nahi

Khaansi Ka Ilaaj Balghum Nikaley Bagher Nahi Ho Sakta. Balghum Se Nijaat k Liye Subha Shaam 7 Baar Khyber Pukkhtoon Khwaaah Pukkhtoon Khwaaaah Bolen

Beta apne baap se papa kia aap

beta apne baap se papa kia aap ne kabhi kisi ladki se piyar kia he. papa ha kia he teri mami se. beta begarat

Kehte hain k ishq me neend urr

KEHTE HAIN K ISHQ’ ME NEEND URR JATI HAI; **JAAN** KAI HUM SE BHI TO ‘ISHAQ’KARE KAMBAKHT SUBSH ANKH HE NAHI KHULTI.(SWEET SMILE),,,,BUSH???????

Sciency mathematicly p0etry honto pe

Sciency & mathematicly P0etry Honto Pe Hai Lipstick Or Naina Kajal Se Lais, Neutralization Takes Place When Acid React With Base. Uski Zulfon Ne

Khuda ka sukar hay tum bay wafa niklay

KHUDA KA SUKAR HAY TUM BAY-WAFA NIKLAY WADA-DAR TO KHUTTAY HUWA KARTY HAIN

Pathan molvi sa pathan sa namaz

Pathan Molvi sa pathan Molvi sa: Namaz sikkha do Molvi: (sana) aati hai Pathan: sana tu nahi os ki chooti behan Hina aati hai

Khote padh le

khote padh le

Safdar says every 1 is not my

SAFDAR Says: Every 1 is not my frend But My freinds r not like every 1…… Sari achi baaten Shakespear hi nhin karta kabhi

Akhoon arz kiya he

akhoon akhoon !!!! aRz kiya he !!!!! [email protected] [email protected] dIL mAin BAse hO!!!! [email protected] [email protected] [email protected] [email protected] [email protected] ! [email protected] [email protected] dIL mAin BAse

Raton ko uth kar khayalon se

Raton ko uth kar, Khayalon se ho kar, Yadon me kho kar, Tumhe kya khabar hy, Me apne KHUDA se kya mangta hon, Viraano

D o n ki call ka

‘D O N’ Ki Call Ka Intizar Tu 11 Collages Ki Girls Kr Rahi Hain, Megr ‘D O N’ Sirf SmS krta Hai Qn

Sochta hoon tere jism me utar kar

Sochta hoon Tere Jism Me Utar Kar Dekho Ay DOST…..!!! K Wo Konsa Sulemani Keera Hai Jo Tujhe SMS Karne Nai Deta?

Wo bewafa he to mut bura kaho

wo bewafa he, to mut bura kaho use ap muj se set ho jao dafa kro use tention free pakage

Aik angrez pakistan aya urdu seekhne jab

Aik angrez pakistan aya urdu seekhne jab janay laga to logo ne pucha k aap ne pakistan mai kya bolna seekha.. Angrez ne kaha..

Pakistan ke sab news channels aur bewaquf

Pakistan ke sab news channels Aur bewaquf Awam Ek aisi larki ko Welcome karne mai ajkal lagay hai Jo bol rahi hai main Shoaib

Jab humein payaas lugti hayun k anay

Jab Jab humein payaas lugti hay,un k anay ki aas lugti hay,un ki dewangi may hum hogaye itnay deewanay k her larki ki maa

Funny bewafai aaj apni mohabat ko

‘Funny bewafai’ Aaj apni Mohabat ko naya morr diya usne, Chat se Dhaka de k hath chorr diya usne! :O Pehle hansta tha main

Log kehty hn pyar itna b

Log kehty hn, pyar itna b mat kro k girl frnd sar p sawar Ho Jaye, hum kehty hn k pyar itna karo k

Dil se laga kar bhi dekh meri

dil se dil laga kar bhi dekh, meri yaad mein aansoo bahakar bhi dekh, SMS kya CALL bhi karenge, ek baar mere mobile ka

Dil ne kaha dost ko msg karo

Dil ne kaha DOST ko msg karo! Phir socha k dil to ‘PAGAL’ hai phir socha dil pagal hai to kya huwa Dost konsa

toyota

{}.{}, /@ / ‘^—-:’:* ,,/’ /TOYOTA * * / ,,/,/ ,,/, Petrol 66.70 Rupay hai Is liye Aapke Aney Haaney k Liye Paish Hai.

Molvi taqreer krty howy ap men

Molvi taqreer krty howy Ap men jo LONDEBAZ OR RANIBAZ hy wo alag alag hojayen ek admi kabhi wahn bethta to kabhi wahn molve

Boy askd girl y do u love

Boy askd girl: y do u love a rose, Which dies in a day. But Don’t love me, Who dies 4 u everyday?? Girl

Mein to pehle hi uskey bhai se

Mein to pehle hi Uskey Bhai se Buri tarah pit chuka hon Faraz!!! Ab woh kehti hai, ‘to Phir Aao Mujhko Satao’ ,,, (‘,’)

Tabiyat theek nahi thi eik baba ko

Tabiyat theek nahi thi, Eik BABA ko dikhaya. BABA ne kaha tum per CHURAIL ka saya hai,Kisi BHOOT ko msg karo theek ho jao

2 friends see saw 1

2 friends, “see” & “saw”: 1 day “see” saw sea & “saw” didnt see sea. “See” saw sea and jumped in sea. “Saw” didnt

Akela ja raha tha jeevan k rasto

Akela ja raha tha jeevan k rasto pe naraz dukhi preshan phir ek ap jesa dost mila or baki ki zindgi b LORRAY lag

Difference between friend wife you

Difference Between Friend & Wife You can Tell Your Friend ‘You are my Best Friend’ But Do you have courage tell to your Wife

Dil ko pata tha woh zaroor aayegiwahdil

Dil ko Pata tha woh zaroor aayegi. Wah… Dil ko Pata tha woh zaroor aayegi. Par kabhi socha na tha k SURPRISE main apna

Ek din puchha muskurahat ne humse har

ek din puchha muskurahat ne humse, har pal hamein kyu bulate ho?????? humne kha hum yaad apne dost ko karte hai, tum kyon chale

Someone misses u needs worries about

SomeOne.. MiSSES U.. NeeDS U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? . . . THE MONKEY IN… THE ZOO. ;-)=D….

Ek shadi dulhan ka pehla mangterbhe saj

ek shadi ek dulhan ka pehla mangterbhe saj dhaj ke aiya kisi ny pucha kya ap dulha ho? us ny kha g hni me

Kuch is tara dosti nibayenge nokri

Kuch is tara dosti nibayenge, Nokri na mili to bilkul nahi ghabraenge, Dono station pr chaye ki dukan lagayenge, Tum chaye banana Hum chaye

Khuda ka sukar hay tum bay wafa niklay

KHUDA KA SUKAR HAY TUM BAY-WAFA NIKLAY WADA-DAR TO KHUTTAY HUWA KARTY HAIN

Lab khamosh hote hain jab tum saamne

Lab khamosh hote hain jab tum saamne aati ho, Dil dhadakta hai jab nigaahein milaati ho, Saans ruk jaati hai jab muskuraate ho, Bhoot

1 larki nay 7 bachoo koo janum

1 larki nay 7 bachoo koo janum diya Bed se utar tay hi us nay apne husband ko tapar mara or kaha Maine kaha

Zalimo ne osama keh k najane kisko

zALIMO NE OSAMA KEH K NAJANE KISKO MAAR DIA EH AQEEL, hUM TO PEHLE HI IS KASHMAKASH MEIN THE K AKHIR YEH MONA KON

Sad poemwo listen likhti rahi mei lesson

*SAD POEM* Wo listen listen likhti rahi, mei lesson lesson perhta raha Wo dream dream likhti rahi, mei drum drum perhta raha Wo call

Naa hame haarna aata hai jeetna hame

Naa hame haarna aata hai, Naa hame jeetna aata hai, Hame to sirf ladki ko dekh ke seety bajana aata hai.

Jab koi dost kisi k haq

Jab koi Dost kisi Dost k Haq main Dua kerta hy to wo dua is k Dost se pehly is k apny Haq m

Tumari yaad muje is tarha aati hai

Tumari Yaad Muje is Tarha aati hai, :Faraz~ jJesay taiz Aandi mein SHAAPER aaty hain..;-)

Shareef itne thy k kabhi qameez button

Shareef itne thy k Kabhi Qameez k Button tak nahi Kholay ‘WASI’, . . . . . Magar is be’dard ‘WAPDA’ ne to Nargis

A very sexy secretary to boss

A Very Sexy Secretary To Boss: Rote Howay Sir Kya Aap Ne Mujhe Nokri Se Nikal Diya? Boss: Nahi To! Secretary: Tu Phir Sir

Aao shehedon sair karein tumko pakistan ki

Aao Shehedon Sair Karein Tumko Pakistan Ki Jisky Khatir Tumny Lakhon Janey Qurban Ki Na Nabi Ka Farman Na Laaj Rakhi Rehman Ki Khud

Funny ghazal tumhare bina zindagi main

***FUNNY GHAZAL*** Tumhare bina Zindagi main hai Sannata, Tum hi Mery kabab Tum hi mra paratha Ye Dil to ho gaya Tum pe latto,

1boy apni dor ki anti k ghar

1BOY APNI DOR KI ANTI K GHAR GYA. USY KAFI DAIR HO GAI,ANTI NE KHA BETA AJ TM GUDDO K PAS SO JAO. BOY;RHNY

Bethay thay darya k kinary tujh ko

bethay thay darya k kinary tujh ko bhulany fraz .. .. achanak koi begerat peechy sey dhakka dey gya

Sardar menu kuj v puchmain english wich

Sardar; menu kuj v puch,main english wich jwab dawaan ga Friend; agarbatti di english ki he? Sardar: Lay das,A kera mushkal ae ‘IF THIRTI

Do u knowhow newton found 2nd and

Do u know…how Newton found 2nd and 3rd law of motion? He gave a force ‘F’ by kicking a cow and 4 dat it

Husband suit bara sohna paya ay

Husband : suit bara sohna paya ay Wife : thx g Husband : lipstick bhi sohni lagai ay Wife : thx g Husband :

1 larki bohat romantic andaz may apnay

1 larki bohat romantic andaz may apnay molvi boy friend say boli darling aaj may bohat khush hon maango kya mangtay ho molvi sharma

Voh sadak ke us paar thi hum

Voh Sadak Ke Us Paar Thi Hum Sadak Ke Is Paar The Kuch Hum Aage Badhe, Kuch Voh Aage Badhi Hum Kuch Aur Aage

Students ke dard university kya jaane college

Students ke Dard University kya jaane.. College ke riwaaj Parents kya jaane.. Hoti kitni taqleef 1 Paper likhne me.. woh Dard paper Check karne

Logon se pange b honge ghar men

Logon Se Pange B Honge, Ghar Men Dange B Honge, Agar Mujhe Msg Na Kiye To.. = Aap k 12 Bachchay Honge, = =

Aaj pink panther ki barsi haius k

aaj pink panther ki barsi hai,us k liya plz yeh sms kam se kam kisi 1 cartoon ko zaror send karen , main ne

A jumbo pathan package 4 pathanon

A JUMBO PATHAN PACKAGE 4 Pathanon ne mil kar ptrl pump khola. 1 bhi customer nhi aya. Q? Ptrl pump was on 1st floor.

Teacher kia naam hai larki mena teacher

Teacher:- kia naam hai. Larki. Mena Teacher aagay ya peeche kuch lagati ho? Larki:-Sharmate hue Jee aagay u cream aur peeche sarsoon ka tail.

Hum b bikne gye thy bazar e mohabat mein

Hum b bikne gye thy Bazar-e-Mohabat mein ?FARAZ? Kya pata tha 8 bjy sare bazar band ho jaty hn

App ankhain band kijiye aap k liye

App ankhain Band kijiye aap k Liye 1 Gift Hy? 1 2 3 4 5 678910DRAMEAY BAAZankhain Band Nahi ki naab Gift B Nai

Agar sardiyon me nahate waqt pani bahut

Agar saRdiyon me NahaTe waQt paNi baHut zyAda thAnda lagaY tO… tO bhAi paNi gaRam kaR K naHALo ab iS me b ZuBaida aPa

Sharab bani to maykhany bany husan

Sharab bani to maykhany bany Husan bana to diwany bany Koi to baat hai aap main Unhi to nahi pagal khany bany.

Ye gazel tumhe dedicate karta hn

Ye Gazel tumhe DEDICATE karta hn Gazal ka unwaan hy ‘Tum Gand marwane aajana’ Jab halki halki Barish ho Or Gand me teri kharish

Mujrimtry krna umr qaid hophansi na ho

Mujrim:Try krna umr qaid ho,Phansi na ho. Pathan lawer;Dont worry After court mujrim:Kia hua? Pathan:Bht mushkil se umr qaid hoi adalt to riha kr

Daddy internet laga dein dil ka

Daddy Internet Laga Dein Dil Ka Connection Miladein Daddy Internet Laga Dein Mujhe Aaya Mail Dostoun Ka Kab Lagay Ga Itna Bata Dein Homework

Karo thanks kal se tabiyat khrab thi

karo ,THANKS Kal se tabiyat khrab thi .ik peer baba ko dekhya,baba g ne kha tum per kangosi ka saya hay kisi bary kngos

Best gazal maine zardari ko salam

(Best Gazal) Maine Zardari ko Salam likh bheja Mulk ka Haal tmam likh bheja Maine pocha tum Saddar kese bney? Us ne Zoja ka

Ere dil k vrchi khny teri

?ERE DIL K ßÁVÁRCHI KHÁNÁY ?Á TERI YÁD KÁ CHOLHÁ JÁLTÁ HÁI.. …WÁH WÁH… TERE ISHQ K ?ÁKORÁY ?ÁKTY HÁIN JIS ?Á SHÁN ?ÁSÁLÁ

Jawanon k lie eham nasihatein 1

Jawanon k lie eham nasihatein: 1. Khud ko mobile mein itna na mashghool karo k samne koi lush push bachi guzar jaye or tumhen

Zidi tuje pata hai smoking slow poison

Zidi: Tuje pata hai smoking slow poison ka kaam karte hai. Funy: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai

Bacha apni dadi se kya hum humesha

Bacha Apni Dadi Se: Kya hum humesha 5 hi rahenge na?Aap/papa/mom/behan aur maiDadi: Nahi jab tumhari shaadi hojaye gi to hum 6 ho jayengeBacha:

Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte

Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai. mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai, jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka is

Usy kehna k main aj boht khush

Usy kehna k Main aj boht khush hon Mohsin Pichli Srdiyon ki shirt nikali tu jaib se 20 rupy nikly ‘(‘.’)/’ )( Mong phli

Ejazat ho to tere chehray ko g

Ejazat ho to tere chehray ko G bhar k dekh hun . . . . . . . Muddat hui hai in aankhon ne

Nargis 1 bar sabzi lenay gae us

Nargis 1 bar sabzi lenay gae us ne 1 bohot bari mooli dekhe,or pocha: bhai ye kya hai Sabzi wala: Ye hamare lye mooli

Teacher agar tm apny ami ko mum

Teacher: Agar tm apny Ami ko ‘MUM’ kho to Ami say bari Khala or choti Khala ko kya kho gay? Sardar: Kafi der sochny

Sawan ki thadi raton m rimjim

Sawan ki thadi raton m Rimjim kerti Barsaton m Ma aksar Socha kerta hon. . . . k. . . . .k . .

How v analyse things 4m outside

How v analyse things 4m outside depends on how d thoughts r inside us. Like Rs.500 seems big when v go 2 a temple

Kash hum aap ka mobile number hote

KaSH Hum Aap ka MobiLe Number Hote Har Waqt Aap ko Yaad To Hote Shayad Kabhi Aap Humain BadaL Detay Magar Humse Bicharnay Ki

I miss you tumhari yaad mein

*I *Miss *You Tumhari Yaad mein hum is Qadar Rote hain Tumhari Yaad mein is Qadar Rotey hain k k Parosi b Hamare Aansuon