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Funny Poetry Messages

Bus itna he kaha tha barson ka

Bus itna he Kaha tha Barson ka Payasa Hon FARAZ… Us nay Pipe Moun me dal kr motor hi chala dali..

Pehle hath pe phir hont ankh

Pehle hath pe Phir hont pe Phir ankh pe Phir gal pe Aur phir nak pe ? . . ? KISSSSS Qadar MAKHIYAN Tang

Wo aksar mujh sy kaha karty thy

”’wo aksar mujh sy kaha karty thy? ‘TUMHAIN APNA BANA KAR HI CHORENGY.’ us nay bilkul aisa hi kiya??? ”APNA BANAYA OR CHOR DIYA…

Muqadar mein raat ki neend nahi tou

MUQADAR MEIN RAAT KI NEEND NAHI TOU KIYA HOWA SAAKI HUM BHI MUQADAR KO CHOONA LAGA KR DIN KO SO JATAY HN

Khote padh le

khote padh le

1 student exam k paper pay apne

1 student exam k paper pay apne hath ka diagram bana raha tha to nigran nay pocha k iss paper main to hath ki

Jab load shedding ho out of control

Jab Load Shedding ho Out of Control. Khirki Darwaze Khol. … Khirki Darwaze Khol. … Chnada mama ko bol All is Well WAPDA KIA

Sawan ki thadi raton m rimjim

Sawan ki thadi raton m Rimjim kerti Barsaton m Ma aksar Socha kerta hon. . . . k. . . . .k . .

Na pooch teri judai k lamhay mein

Na Pooch teri judai k lamhay mein kaise bitata hun pani men SURF EXCEL mila k bulbuly banata hun o O o o O

Mil jaati hai kitno ko khushi mit

Mil jaati hai kitno ko khushi, Mit jatay hain kitno k ghum.. Message is liye bhejte hain hum.. Taakay yad rahe apko k zinda

Kabhi pasand na aaya sath mera to

Kabhi pasand na aaya sath mera to bata dena Hum dil par pathar rakh kar tumhen goli mar denge

Tum sa koi pyara masoom nahi hai

Tum Sa koi Pyara koi Masoom Nahi Hai.(./)/.’.) ‘^—-;’;_,,/'( , , )/ / Kia Cheez ho Tum Khud Tumhain Maloom Nahi Hai

Muskurahat nahi to dosti bekaar sugar

Muskurahat Nahi To Dosti Bekaar. Sugar Nahi To Coffee Bekaar. Love Nahi To Life Bekaar. Aur Mera SMS Nahi To Aapka Mobile Bekaar.

Jab koi itna khas bn jaye

Jab koi itna khas bn jaye, Usk bare me sochna ehsas bn jaye, To mang lena khuda se use zindgi k liye, Is se

Missclass me apne baby ko dood pilate

Miss:Class me apne baby ko Dood pilate hoy boli: Mera Beta bara ho k Doctor bny ga 1 Student ki awaz aye: Aik ghont

Pagal hain wo log jo friends ko

Pagal hain wo log jo Friends ko ‘MiSS’ krty hain, ‘MiSS’krna hain to ‘Macharon’ko ‘MiSS’kro Jo jan pe khel k b apko’KiSS’krty hain Happy

In chemistry class the teacher asked a

In chemistry class, the teacher asked a girl, What is ‘Nitrate’ The girl replied Rs 2500 hotel room bill this is my night rate!!

Any woman that thinks the way to

Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.

Akela ja raha tha jeevan k rasto

Akela ja raha tha jeevan k rasto pe naraz dukhi preshan phir ek ap jesa dost mila or baki ki zindgi b LORRAY lag

Bhikhari allah ke naam pe kuch

Bhikhari :- Allah Ke Naam Pe Kuch De De.. Boy :- Ye Lay Meri “MBA” Ki Degree Rakh Le.. Bhikhari :- Nahi Chahiye Tujhe

Ek aadmi k left hath ki

Ek Aadmi K Left Hath Ki 6 Ungliaan Theen, Sab Log Usay ‘Sultan’ kehte thay Socho Kyun? . . . . . . .

Boy chalte yunhi ruk jata hun mai

Boy: chalte chalte yunhi ruk jata hun mai, Bethe behte kahin kho jata hon ma, Kya yhi pyar hy? . . . . Girl:

Jo log garm pani m elfy dall

Jo log garm pani m ‘Elfy’ dall k nehatey hain ‘Faraz’ Wo log kabhi toot k bikhra nhi krtay

Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main

Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi josh ke sath! Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi shor ke sath! Aab hum

Eik aadmi ka gala b0ht ziyada kharab

Eik Aadmi ka Gala b0ht ZiYada kharab ho gaya. Wo Raat ko 3 bajay Doctor k Ghar gaya bell bajai 0r Dard ki waja

Datoon ki hifazat k 3 tariqay

Datoon ki hifazat k 3 tariqay 1- Achi tarhan brush karna 2- Ziada sweet n candiz na khana Aur 3ra ya k Mujh say

Mere hathon ki lakeeron ko dekh kr

MERE HATHON KI LAKEERON KO DEKH KR US NE KAHA FARAZ….! TUJHY ZINDAGI MAIN SB KUCH MILAY GA SIWAY , , , , ,

Husband says when im gone youll never

Husband says: When I`m gone you`ll never find another man like me. Wife replied: What makes you think I`d want another man like you

Sardar sent sms to his boss

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it 2

Aankh se ansoo behte rahe tha

aankh se ansoo behte rahe tha gham uski judai ka hum dil par chot sehte rahe din aya sagaai ka farak na pada mehangai

Sad poemwo listen likhti rahi mei lesson

*SAD POEM* Wo listen listen likhti rahi, mei lesson lesson perhta raha Wo dream dream likhti rahi, mei drum drum perhta raha Wo call

Mandr mujhe normal potti nahi aatichawal khaya

Man:Dr Mujhe normal potti nahi aati,Chawal khaya to chawal nikle,Roti khayi to roti,normal k liye kya karu,Dr:PoTTI KHA!!!!

Sharab bani to maykhany bany husan

Sharab bani to maykhany bany Husan bana to diwany bany Koi to baat hai aap main Unhi to nahi pagal khany bany.

Teacher agar tm apny ami ko mum

Teacher: Agar tm apny Ami ko ‘MUM’ kho to Ami say bari Khala or choti Khala ko kya kho gay? Sardar: Kafi der sochny

Mehman ghar main aein to teendey pakaeye

Mehman Ghar main aein to Teendey Pakaeye Ghar main agar hon tanha to Murghey Uraeye Parhney k wastey Tution bhi hai moujood College ko

Faraz ne english main shair arz kya

Faraz ne English Main Shair Arz Kya Hai. My Life is Full of Emotion Wah Wah My Life is Full of Emotion P for

Dali ne dali par nazar dali

Dali ne dali par nazar dali, Kisi ne is par dali, Kisi ne uspar dali, Hum ne jis par nazar dali, Uske baap ne

Mohabbat ka sirap ho tum tension capsule

Mohabbat ka sirap ho tum, Tension ka capsule ho tum, Aafat ka injection ho tum, Par kya kare jhelna padta hai, Kyonki… DOSTI ka

Aoa hassan bahi mera aj local

A.O.A HASSAN BAHI MERA AJ LOCAL THA ‘GUJRANWALA’ TA:100 DA:195

Panjabi larki ka izhaar e mohabbat pe jawab

Panjabi Larki Ka Izhaar-e-Mohabbat Pe Jawab.. Boy: Menu Tuade Nal Pyar Ho Geya A.. Girl: Hansi Or Sharma K Boli, ‘Dafa O Kuty Deya

Aankhon main nami thi aur vitamin ki

Aankhon main nami thi aur vitamin ki kammi thi, Jiss se sari raat baat ki, woh meri mehbuba ki ammi thi;-)

Baat pr ye shut up kehna achcha

Baat Baat Pr Ye ‘Shut Up’ Kehna Achcha Nhi Lgta faraz,, . . . . Tum Ek Dafa He ‘PONKA’ Q Nhi Keh Detey…

Beautiful flowers die nice stories end lovely

Beautiful flowers die…. Nice stories end…… Lovely songs fade…….. .. Momeries are forgotten… .. All things comes to end….. But people like YOU always

Sardar ke betay ki roti pr sy

Sardar Ke Betay Ki Roti Pr Sy Chooha Ghuzer Ghaya. Son To Sardar: “Hun Me Ae Roti Nae Khani” Sardar: “Kha Ly Putar, Choohy

A confusion american pathan ko kese kahe

a confusion; american, pathan ko kese kahe ga k OPEN THE DOOR . . . . . . . . . . . ans;

Teacher sardar se ye btao k barish

Teacher: Sardar se: ye btao k barish k sath bijli kiun chamkti he, Sardar g: Oo iss wastay k pata chal saky k keri

Whats d difference between people who pray

What`s d difference between people who pray in Temples and people who pray in d Exam Centres? Those in d exam centres are damn

Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai

Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai… Sone ko sona katta hai…Lohe ko loha katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din.. Tumhe

Gam woh cheez hai jis se kagaz

Gam woh cheez hai Gam woh cheez hai Gam woh cheez hai Jis se kagaz chipkaye jaate hain.

Dream makes all things possible hope work

Dream makes all things possible Hope makes all things work luv makes all thigs beutiful smile makes all d abv so always BRUSH UR

Manzilo ki har sadak aap ke naam

Manzilo ki har sadak aap ke naam, Mohabbat ki har adda aap ke naam, Pyaar bhari har nigah aap ke naam, Aur aaj labon

Ere dil k vrchi khny teri

?ERE DIL K ßÁVÁRCHI KHÁNÁY ?Á TERI YÁD KÁ CHOLHÁ JÁLTÁ HÁI.. …WÁH WÁH… TERE ISHQ K ?ÁKORÁY ?ÁKTY HÁIN JIS ?Á SHÁN ?ÁSÁLÁ

Doctor to charsi cigarette noshi insan ko

Doctor to charsi: Cigarette noshi insan ko aahista aahista mar deti hay . Charsi: Chalo theak a sano keri galdi a. #3:malik wasim Wo

If you think there is good in

If you think there is good in everybody, you haven’t met everybody.

Kisi ki yaad aye yaad karo

Kisi ki Yaad aye – yaad karo Zyada aye – SMS karo Aur Zyada aye – PHONE karo Aur b Zyada aye – MILO

Arz kiya hai unki yaadon main hum

Arz kiya hai.. Unki Yaadon main hum ne ro ro kar tub bhar diye ! aur woh itne bewafa nikle ki naha ke chal

Jaante ho raat me maza kab aata

Jaante Ho Raat Me Maza Kab Aata Hai? . . . Jab Kisi Sote Hue Ko Jaga Kar Pucha Jaye K K K K

Na jane kab taaray toot jayen

Na jane kab TAaRAY toot jayen na jane kab AANSU ANKH se choot jayen kuch pal HUMARAY sath bhi HANSS lo najane kab TUMHARE

Din dhal gaya or raat agai

Din Dhal Gaya Or Raat Agai Wah Wah Din Dhal gaya Or Raat Agai Kamine Bher Ja Kar Dekh Teri Behn Ki Barat Agai.

Dost kon hy dost wo

‘DOST’ kon hy ? DOST Wo Jo Bin Bulaye Aye ! Bewaja Sar Khaye ! Ap 1 Bolo Wo 4 Sunaye ! Kbhi Staye

Aapki missed call bindaas hai aapke sms

aapki missed call bindaas hai, aapke sms lajawab hai, kabhi kabhi call bhi kar liya karo, suna hai aapki aawaz first class hai.

Zindagi bhar jisay chahta raha faraz

Zindagi bhar jisay chahta raha ‘Faraz’ Aaj uska baita bola . . . . . . . Abbu aap mujhay school chor do na

Mujhey apni mehbooba se milny ka bra

Mujhey apni mehbooba se milny ka bra shoq tha Ik din likh dia khat us ko Bholi bhali smjh na saki mre pyar ko

Kabhi pasand na aaye saath mera to

Kabhi pasand na aaye saath mera to bata dena..,!!! Hum dil pe pathar rakh ke tumhain goli maar dain ge…,!!!

SMS #10340

. : _ * _________ __/ !__!- – – – – – -! !_(@)–!___(@) _! MENTAL HOSPITAL VAN Pagalon ko uthane i hai, Apko

Zindagi behaal haisur hai na taal hai

zindagi behaal hai,sur hai na taal hai, message box bhi kangaal hai, kya aapki SMS factory mein hartaal hai? plz.kuch toh bhejo yeh mere

Sara chaudhary sab ise punjabi mei

Sara: Chaudhary sab ise Punjabi mei translate kr dein Go,Went,Gone Chaudhary: O gya , O nass gya, O pharo edhi pen nu…

Meri taraf say apko 1 pappi apki

*Meri taraf say apko 1 ‘PAPPI’ Apki saheli ko 1 ‘PAPPI’ Saheli ki saheli ko 1 ‘PAPPI’ Batau Q? Aaj hi mere ‘DOGGY’ ne

Khusbu teri muje mehka jati hai teri

Khusbu teri muje mehka jati hai, Teri har baat muje behka jati hai, Sans ko bahut der lagti hai aane mein, Har sans se

I miss you tumhari yaad mein

*I *Miss *You Tumhari Yaad mein hum is Qadar Rote hain Tumhari Yaad mein is Qadar Rotey hain k k Parosi b Hamare Aansuon

Maine tumhare yaadon mein ro ke tub

Maine tumhare yaadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya Magar tum itney be-wafa nikle ki nahake chal diye

Boygirl in a resturent boyilove u girlidont

Boy&Girl in a resturent Boy:Ilove u Girl:Idon’t love u Boy:But I lov u Girl:nai Boy:Waiter hamara alag alag bil le k ana Girl:Acha na

??? ???? ?? ??? ???? ???? ??? ????? ?????? ????? ?? ?? ???????? ????? ??? ?? ??????????? …. ???? ???? ?? ???? ?? ???

Boy may i kiss u

Boy: May i kiss u ? Girl: no Boy:plz na may i kiss u ? Girl:nai na Boy:plz na kalny do na Girl:aby kaminey

Reporter pathan sesab kese mar gaye

Reporter Pathan Se;Sab Pathan Kese Mar Gaye? Pathan Elan Hua K Train Platform Per Aa Rahi Hai Sab Ne Jan Bachanay K Liye Patri

Jab paad diya to darna kya kya

Jab paad diya to darna kya, Jab paad diya to darna kya. Paad diya koi Potti nahi ki, Chup chup k Naak band karna

Two goldfish are in a tank one

Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, ‘Do you know how to drive this thing?’

Abhi kuch dair pehle banaras al asif nipa

Abhi kuch dair pehle Banaras, Al-Asif, Nipa, Hasan Square, Gulshan, 5 Star, Airport, Shahrah-e-Faisal, Tariq Road, Numahish, or Sadar ke kuch Areas me na

Pathan bill gates se yar tum bhi

pathan Bill Gates se ‘yar tum bhi kamal karte ho’ naam Gate hai aur kam ‘Windows’ka karte ho. It shows the sense of Pathans

Tu bar apni wafaon ki kahani na

Tu Bar Bar Apni Wafaon Ki Kahani Na Suna Faraaz = = = = = Hik ta Garmi aa,wari lighte b konhe Mathaan wari

Laakhon honge nigaah mein kabhi mujhe bhi

Laakhon honge nigaah mein kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo…. Mere pyaar ke ICON pe Kabhi to DOUBLE-CLICK karo……..

Film k poster uper kisi peer urras

Film k poster k uper kisi peer k urras ka poster lag gaya dono thory phat gay or txt ye ban gaya 1 ticket

Cute good looking easy to handle cool

Cute… Good looking… Easy to handle… Cool… Sexy… Nice structure… Its my mobile. How about your?

Once there was a admi he cutting

Once there was a admi. He was cutting saag with daatri. He saw a wadda sara Sapp. He began to cry, Bachao,Bachao I am

Logon se pangay b honge ghar

Logon Se Pangay B Honge, Ghar Me Dangey B Honge, Agar Mujhe abhi SMS Na Kia To? = Tumhare 45 Bachay Honge, = =

Tez hawa ka jhonka aaya saath main

tez hawa ka jhonka aaya saath main teri khushbu laya tab meray dil main khayal aaya aaj bhi mera dost nahin nahaya

Bacha in police station uncle ye photos

Bacha in police station Uncle ye photos kis ki hen? Police:Beta criminals ki jinko arrest krna hai. Bacha:Uncle jb photo li tb arrest kr

Jeet chuke hum her jung ab yeh

Jeet Chuke Hum Her Jung,, Ab Yeh Baazi B Hamari Hai,, Boht Zaleel Ho Chuke Faraz Sardar Aur Aapa Ab VEENA Ki Baari Hai

Zidi tuje pata hai smoking slow poison

Zidi: Tuje pata hai smoking slow poison ka kaam karte hai. Funy: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai

Mujhe apki 10 aadatien boht achi lagti

Mujhe apki 10 aadatien boht achi lagti hain…. 1. Ap khubsurat aur nek dil insan hain, 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9.

Nazron mai base ho zara dhiyaan rakhnaapne

NaZron Mai Base Ho Zara DhiYaan rakHna Apne Dost Ko Yun Hi Abaad RaKhna Mujhe to Adat Hai Ap ko Yaad KarNe Ki Agar

Sardar collage ki larki se bola i

SARDAR: COLLAGE KI LARKI SE BOLA ‘I LOVE U’ AB TUM MGHE BOLO GIRL: MIEN ABHI JA K SIR KO BOLTI HO SARDAR: PAGAL

Shadi k bad pehli rat dulha kamray

Shadi k bad pehli rat dulha kamray me atay huye chair se takra k gir gya . Dulhan: (ghabratay huye) aray shahid BHAI Aagaye

Apne 2 hi sh0q hen

Apne 2 hi Sh0q hen . 1. AachA Khana. . 0R . 2. Apki Bajana. . .. . NAhi Nahi Wo Nahi Sirf Message

Faraz aaj sheher e ishq bhi hay mohabbat say

Faraz Aaj Sheher-e-Ishq Bhi Hay Mohabbat Say Khaali Wah Wah Faraz Aaj Sheher-e-Ishq Bhi Hay Mohabbat Say Khaali : : : : : Kameez

Jee kia chaheyeh haan chaheyeh msg

jee kia chaheyeh haan kia chaheyeh??? msg parhna hai? ULLU K PATHAY YEH KIA KER RAHE hoo yeh mesg hee tu hai

Girls school assembally ki dua 2011

‘girls School Assembally ki dua 2011’ ”Lab-Pe-Ati Hy Dua Ban k Tmana Meri Zindgi LOVERS Ki Surat Ho Khudaya Meri IMPRESS Mujh Se Her

Best way of removing tension when

“Best way of Removing Tension” . . When you are over burdened.. . . . Just sit in a corner Close your Eyes and

Arz kia hai pankha chale tu

Arz Kia Hai Pankha chale tu hawa deta hai Wah Wah Pankha chale tu hawa deta hai Bhai Wah Wah Pankha chale tu hawa

In this time of no sugar

In this time of no sugar – – – – – – – – – My sweet sms for your Evening Tea,mix it in

News 3 chimps escaped from the zoo

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo… 1 was caught watching tv… another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt

1 qabristan mein bh00t k0 dekh kar

1 Qabristan mein 1 Bh00t k0 dekh kar sabhi bhaag rahy thy lekin mein nahi bhaga pata hy ky0n? . . . . .

Pyar k iss daur mein shadi ho

Pyar k iss daur mein, Shadi ho lahore mein.. Pyari si ik biwi ho, Jaisay Rangeen Tv ho.. Gol matol sey saalay hon, Jaisay

Whenever i want youe presence i read

Whenever i want youe presence, I read ur sms Whenever I want to see you, I close my eyes Whenever I want to hear

Mariz doctor se sahb g ye dawa

Mariz doctor se; sahb g ye dawa to kahin se nahen mil rahi. patha doctor; oo hoo dawai likhna to main bhool hi gaya

Aik charsi qabristan m chars pi raha

AIk Charsi Qabristan M Chars Pi Raha Tha….. Police Aa Gayi…. To Charsi NAy Chars Chupa DI POLICE: Kya Kar Rahe HO??? CHARSI: Kuch

Sardar aur machar aek larai my

sARDAR aur Machar Aek larai my sardar ny bullet proof jacket ki pehan rakhi thi kisi ny pucha Q Sardar ny jawab dya: jismy

This dog is a good way to

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog,

Usay pehli br bus ma dekha tha

Usay pehli br BuS ma dekha tha Wo mere samny wali seat pr bethi thi Wo br br muje sir sy pao tk dekh

Meri khushi ke lamhey kis kadar mukhtasir

Meri khushi ke lamhey kis kadar mukhtasir hain, ‘Faraz’ Halay mujra shuru hoya si tey police da chaapa py gaya

Agr private primary student mistake kray to

Agr Private Primary Student Mistake Kray To Teacher Kehta Hai K Write An Essay On “My Friend” 5 Times. . . Or Agr Government

Judge is sardar k dono kan kat

Judge: Is sardar k dono kan kat do Sardar: nai main ANDHA ho jaon ga Judge: kan katny se ANDHA kese ho jao gye

Funny tota ik gujar apney kaandhay

Funny Tota Ik ‘Gujar’ apney kaandhay pe ‘Tota’ bitha kar ja rha tha, Rastey main 1 admi ne rok k pucha, Bhai ye konsa

1 aadmi pathan ko maar raha tha

1 Aadmi PATHAN Ko Maar Raha Tha, Logon Ne Poocha K Q Maar Rhey Ho? Wo BoLa SALA 1 GHANTAY SE POOCH RAHA HY

Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se

Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola: Aaj se tum hi meri kavita ho,kalpana ho, bhawana ho! Patni: Mere liye bhi aaj se

Doctor 2 charsi cigerette noshi insan ko

Doctor 2 Charsi: Cigerette Noshi Insan Ko Aahista Aahista Maar Deti Hai… Charsi: Te Theek Ay…..Saanu Keri Jaldi Ay…..? 😉 B-)

Meharbani kr k is msg ko itna

Meharbani Kr k Is Msg Ko Itna 4wrd Karein K Zubaidah Aapa tak Pohanch Jaye “Aapa” Ammi Keh rahi hain Ufone k signal nahi

Safar me agae bp low hojay or

Safar me agae BP low hojay or namak dastyab na ho to NAAK se choohe nikal kar zaban se chaat lene se BP normal

Doctor you have brain cancer pathan

Doctor: You have brain cancer.. Pathan jumps in joy.. YesssSSS !!! YaHo00oo… Doctor: Why are you so Happy.? Pathan: B-coz it proves that i

A boy was driving a car girl

A boy was driving a car, A girl was tring to overtake him rashly. Boy:’Hey…Buffalo!’ Girl shouts back:’u pig,donkey,stupid!’ then she accidents and hits

2 pyaj 3 lahsun 5 gm

2 pyaj, 3 lahsun, 5 gm jeera, 3 kali mirch, 2 spoon namak, 4 spoon oil, 1 cup water Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya.

Meri muhabbat ko apne dil mein dhond

Meri muhabbat ko apne dil mein dhond lena, Or haan! Aatay ko achi tarah goond lena! Mil jaye agr pyar to khona nahi, Pyaz

Tri zulfe he k rat saye agr

tri zulfe he k rat k saye agr tu sar munda de subah ho jaye

Meri hasratin meri chahatin sub tery wasty

Meri hasratin meri chahatin sub tery wasty ,, . . . . . .2 ubly hoy aandy 1 mery wasty ty 2ja v mery

Dunya me 2 trha k log hain

Dunya Me 2 Trha K Log Hain. 1 Haseen aur 2sry Zaheen, Zaheen Wo Jis Ka Msg Ap Parh Rhe Ho, or Haseen Wo

Bhai jobs aai hain uno mein aap

Bhai jobs aai hain UNO mein aap bhi apply karo: Place of job UK,USA & Canada Basic Qualification: Matric/Enter/B.com Experience nothing Salary 2000$/month yani

Three friends after exam lucky yaar

Three Friends After Exam. Lucky: Yaar I dont know anything, I left the paper blank. Banta: Main bhi! Santa: Sh!t yaar, Teacher will think

Sardar mery dada ny 1857 ki jang

Sardar: Mery dada ny 1857 ki jang mein dushman ki taangain tak kat dee thien.. Dost: Gardnain kyn ni kati? Sardar: Wo pehly he

Beta america se mery liye jawan hone

beta america se mery liye jawan hone ki dawai bhajna. Betey ne america se capsol bhajy or kaha 1 se ziyada ni khana. Jub

Chu chuchu ghari me choha nacha

Chu Chu Chu Chu ChuChu. Ghari Me Choha NaCha. Ghari Ne 1 Bajaya. . . . . . . . . . . .

Mohabat me dekho kia mukaam paiya hai

Mohabat me dekho, kia mukaam paiya hai haath pair toote, muh se khoon aaiya hai hospital pahunche to nurso ne kuch yu farmaiya hai

Doctrap k shohar ko mukamal aram ki

Doctr..ap k shohar ko mukamal aram ki zarurat he. Ye neend ki goliyan hain. Bivi. Ye me unhain kis waqt doun! Doctr.. Ye ap

Itnay dino se jalanay nahi aya

Itnay dino se jalanay nahi aya Jalti hui aag ko bujhanay nahi aya Kehta tha saath jiyen gay saath marain gay Ab rooth gai