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Flirty SMS Messages

Boy teri judai main neend urthi hai

Boy: Teri judai main neend urthi hai, .. Chain khota hai, .. Jaan jaati hai, aur Dil rota hai, .. .. Girl: Doctor ko

Kisi ladki ko cherouska hath pakad lo

Kisi Ladki Ko Chero….Uska Hath Pakad lo….. Agar Wo Apko Thapar Mar De.. To Kaho… Tum Pehle Imtihan Me Pass Ho Gayi… …Mujhe Aise

Zndagi mai jab b kisi ko chaha

Zndagi mai jab b kisi ko chaha hy, Usi ne hmara dil dukhaya hy, Socha tha ab chor dain is pyar k khel ko,

Love is a bird u hold it

Love is a bird: u hold it tightly, it dies. hold it lightly, it flies. hold it nicely, it shits in ur hands.. moral:

College wali masale dar office narum narum

college wali masale dar: office wali narum narum: muhale wali garma garam: aap kya samjhaye? may toh roti ki baat kar raha hon

A little fact every one wants

A little fact …” Every one wants to go to Heaven but no one wants to die ”Matlab …”Sab ne Top karna he lekin

Twinkle twinkle little star teri girl friend

twinkle Twinkle little star, teri girl friend gaye bazar, us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar, ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar

I love u dont be so confused

I Love U I Love U I Love U I Love U I Love U I Love U I Love U Don’t be so

Love is a gamble sex game boyz

Love is a gamble, Sex is a game, Boyz do the thing Girls get the blame, 1 night in pleasure 9 months of pain

Zalim sms 2011 1 larki bus

ZALIM SMS 2011 1 larki bus stop py naqaab my kharri hoti hai Aadmi bike pe aya or kha Lift chahiye kya? Lrki boli:

Aap logon ko pata hai k aaj

Aap Logon Ko Pata Hai K Aaj Kaunsa Special DAY Hai…? Aaj TITANIC Ki 98th Aniversary Hai So Plz Sub PYAR Karne Walon Se

Flirting is the only job in world

flirting is the only job in the world that we cannot include in our cv. despite having years of experience and number of references………

A golden msg for youngsters brght

A Golden Msg For Youngsters. A Brght Future Can Give U Many Beautiful Girls … But A Beautiful Girl Cannot Give U A Bright

The daring lines on the t shirt of

The Daring lines on the T-shirt of a gitl……….. ~excuse me! My face is above~

Ghalib vs iqbal fraz 1ghalib sharab peene

ghalib vs iqbal vs fraz: 1.ghalib sharab peene dy mjy masjid main beth k ya wo jga bta jahan khuda nahin. 2.(ghalib) masjid khuda

Ek larki k liye sab se barh

Ek Larki k Liye sab se barh kar Khud-Kushi ka jawaaz kya ho sakta hai?K Doosri Larki ne bhi Usi Colour aur Design ka

Life ka successful moral pyar woh

Life Ka Successful Moral: ‘Pyar Woh Nahi K Hum Ek Ko Kitne Saal Tak Karte Hain.’ ‘Pyar To Woh Hai K Hum Ek Saal

I want u to be with

I want u … To be with me In a nice Restaurent To have candle light dinner…. & to say those sweet three words

Zinda raha t0 tumhara hi 7 nibhaoun

Zinda Raha T0 Tumhara Hi 7 Nibhaoun Ga ‘Jani’ Bhool Jaun To Samajh Lena K …. . Bhabi Mil Gyi He (-,-) ( ‘.’

Papu i love you larki tameez

Papu: I Love you Larki: tameez sy bat kro Papu Bismillah HirRehman NirRaheem With due respect I beg to say that I Love u

Boys r always smart b0y tumhare pen

(Boys r always smart) B0y: tumhare pen main ink nai hai kya? Grl: andhay h0 kia? chal t0 raha hai B0y : acha t0

Bar barsi khatan gia ty khat k

bar barsi khatan gia ty khat k liayndhi bass arz kia hay bar barsi khatan gia ty khat k liayndhi bass lay dass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let me kiss ur lips feel teeth

Let me kiss ur lips, Let me feel ur teeth, Let me feel ur tongue SMILE! This is ur friend “PEPSODENT” reminding you to

Girls father me nhi chata meri

Girl”s father: Me nhi chata meri baiti apni saari zindagi ek gadhe k saath guzaar de. Boy: Bas isi liye me uss ko yaha

Kaash ye faasle na hote duriya

KAASH YE FAASLE NA HOTE.. KAASH YE DURIYA NA HOTI.. KAASH HUM SATH HOTE.. TO.. TO, TO.. TO.. TO.. YAAR MERE SMS KE PAISE

Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai woh

Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai, woh repeat kar doonga… Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga..

Ager aap kisi larki ko pasand karte

ager aap kisi larki ko pasand karte ho to apne ammi abbu ko batado..’kya khamoshi hi hamara mustaqbil hai’…Aj nahi blo ge to kal

Larki ka dil pani ki tarha hota

Larki ka dil PANI ki tarha hota hai, larkay ka dil mobile ki tarha.. Chahay mobile pani main giray ya pani mobile pe giray

No one in the world has

No One In The World Has The Ability To Stop Their Tears …When Their Loved One’s Says To Them: ‘Don’t Leave Me, I Need

Ye jo larkiyon k gorey gaal hote

Ye jo Larkiyon k gorey gaal hote hain, Larko ko phasane wale jaal hote han! Chus leti hain khoon jigar ka sara! Tabhi to

Bed class mein shor ho raha tha

B.Ed Class mein shor ho raha tha teacher nai tha, Vice Chancellor entered in class an asked angrily: Kis ka period chal raha hai??

There are 3 chambers in my heart

There are 3 chambers in my heart. 1 for ALLAH 1 for ABBU 1 for AMMI Oh wat about u dear? Sorry no place

Girlits 2 tight boydont worryill do it

Girl:It’s 2 tight Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly, Gal:Push it in, Boy:Ah..I can’t, Gal:It’s painful, Boy:Forget it. . . . . We’ll buy new

Kya chaal hai tumhaari jaise chalti koi

Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat

Girl agar moqa mila to tum mujh

Girl: Agar moqa mila to tum mujh say shadi kro gey ? Boy: Agar moqa mil gya to shadi kerny ki kia zrorat hai

Girlz of 1995 agar tum mil jao

GIRLZ OF 1995* “AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM” GIRLZ OF 2011* AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE HUM

Dosti kro jazz wali se pyar telenor

Dosti kro JAZZ wali se. Pyar kro TELENOR wali se. Date maro WARID wali se. Ankh larao ZONG wali se. Gift lo UFONE wali

I never thought that you would ever

I Never Thought That You Would Ever Do That Everything We Had Is Gone Said You Loved Me Said Never Leave Me Maybe You

Hay i am aqsa was resently on

hay i am aqsa, i was resently on date with my jaan ABEER ZAHID. it was lovely day, if any one likes friendship with

The perfect girl which does not

The Perfect girl: which does not bother, does not shout, does not flirt with others, does not lie, does not cheat, does not cry,

Ab aur kaho na tum but ya

Ab aur kaho na tum, ‘but’ ya ‘if’ Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif

Ek pathan molvi ki shadi panjaban se

Ek Pathan Molvi ki shadi panjaban se hui. uski bivi paas aana gunah samajhti thi Molvi ne kaha, paas aanay se 1 Kafir maarnay

A girl in a train was reading

A girl in a train was reading a book about ‘Men’ It said Italian men are the most charming and pakistani men are the

Faraz now in mandi bakra talash

Faraz now in mandi.. Bakra talash kar kar k thak gaya hun FARAZ lekin phir kisi ne awaz lagai.. 2 daant khassi pakar lo

Boy1 yaar larki koi love u

Boy1: Yaar Larki Ko‘I Love U ‘ Kehny Ki Sb Se Achi Jaga Kon C Hai?Boy2: Faisal Masjid Boy1: Kyun? Boy2: Kyun K Whan

Boys room before marriage perfumesluv lettrsgifts frndship

Boys room: Before marriage: Perfumes,luv lettrs,gifts, frndship bands,Cards,snaps,Music.. ………. After Marriage: Pain killers,Loan paperz,Unpaid bills,grocery list,Pampers..

Meri khamoshiyon k raaz mujhe khud nahi

Meri Khamoshiyon K Raaz Mujhe Khud Nahi Maloom. Janay Phir Kyon Log Mujhe Maghroor Samajhte Hain.

Phool kharab nahi hota makhiyan karti hain

Phool kharab nahi hota ..Makhiyan kharab karti hain, Wah Wah Phool kharab nahi hota ..Makhiyan kharab karti hain, Bacha kharab nahi hota baachiyan kharab

Boyfrnd main tumse shaadi nahi karsakta isliye

Boyfrnd; main tumse shaadi nahi karsakta isliye yelo apne love letters aur meray mujhe wapis karo. Girl frnd: (Bari c basket samney rakhtey huye)

Most interesting line written on the front

Most interesting line written on the front of T-shirt of a girl, . . . . . . . Excuse me ! My face

Roz subha hum karte hain itne pyar

Roz subha hum karte hain itne pyar se unhe good morning… woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS…

Dali ne dali par nazar dali kisi

Dali ne dali par nazar dali, kisi ne is par dali, kisi ne uspar dali, hum ne jis par nazar dali, uske baap ne

Girlfriends are like gol gappay always tasty

Girlfriends are like ‘Gol Gappay’ always Tasty. Lovers are like ‘Pizzas’ Hot n Spicy. & Wives are Like ‘Daal Chawal’ No Other Option, But

Ek 72 saal ki budhi meku kar

ek 72 saal ki budhi meku kar rahi thi jis per us k 82 saal k budhe shohar ne kaha k a zulekha ki

Kash ye faasley na hotey kash

Kash ye faasley na hotey, kash ye dooriyan na hotein kash aap aur hum saath hotey, . . . to . . to. .

Aoa dear my engaygment is going

A.O.A dear:- my engaygment is going to be held this month. Mehndi 29.Barat 30 and walima INSHA-ALLAH 31. You are also invited: Regards: Nabeel

I heard that good looks can kill

I heard that good looks can kill… . . . . So, please don’t look at me . . . . I don’t wanna

Electoin 2007 free tips fit antiyan

Electoin 2007 Free Tips * Fit antiyan chahiyen hon tauPPP join karain… * Fit larkiyan chahiyen hon tauPML Q Join karain * Gand marwani

Golden words agar tum jisay pyar

Golden words Agar tum jisay pyar kartay ho ussay na pa sako to . . . . . . . . us ka number

Love dont ask who are you love

love dont ask!! ‘Who are you!!’ Love only says!! ‘You are mine!!’ Love dont ask!! ‘Where are you from!!’ Love only says!! ‘You lives

A smile to put you on high

A smile to put you on high… A kiss to set your soul alright… Would it be alright if I spent tonight being loved

Chandani ne kaha ke tu pyaar kar

Chandani ne kaha ke tu pyaar kar… Shama ne kaha aankhen char kar… Gori ko cheda toh boli muskarakar.. Abhi tu nadaan hai kuch

Kia pata apki waja say kisi ka

KIA PATA APKI WAJA SAY KISI KA BHALA HO JAI>>> ‘JIN LARKIYON KO IS NEW YEAR PAY GHOMNE PHIRNAY KAY LIYAI,YA APNI FRIENDS KO

Question what is a girlfriend answer

Question: What is a Girlfriend.? Answer: Jo har Baat pe tok tok kr Tumhari har aadat Badal De or 2 saal Baad kahay k

Girlz attitude when boy dont look hershe

Girlz attitude When boy dont look HerShe says:KUTTA dekh hi nhi rha hai&When boy looks herShe says:Dekh kaise KUTTON ki trah dekh raha hai

No matter how high the sky is

No matter how high the sky is, How deep the ocean is, How strong the wind is, How wide the river is, I just

How boys txt their gf after hurting

‘How Boys txt their GF after Hurting them. Ist Hour:Sorry 2nd Hour:Sorry Plz 3rd Hour:Just Talk 2 Me Once Dear 4th Hour:Plz Listen Jan

Love is like a golden chain

Love is Like a Golden chain Love is Like a Golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break that chain

The best relation ever is bw 2

The best relation ever is b/w 2 eyes ‘They blink together’ ‘Move together’ ‘Cry together’ ‘See together’ & ‘sleep together’ STILL ‘They never c

Mashaaa allah kuch nai ap

Mashaaa Allah….. Mashaaa Allah….. * * * * * * * * Kuch nai ap apna kam karo meri nazar achaanak sheeshe p par

Techersab se ziada calcium kis dodh me

TECHER:Sab se ziada calcium kis dodh me he STUDENT:16 sal ki Lrki k dodh me Qk us dodh ko mo lgate hi jism k

Tumhare samne hain itney items kabhi hame

Tumhare samne hain itney items kabhi hame bhi pick karo… Hamare pyar ke ICON pe kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo…

Boy mujh say shadi karo ge

Boy: mujh say shadi karo ge??? Girl: NO… Boy: But why??? Girl: Ghar walay nae maanay gay.. Boy: ghar mein kon kon hai? Girl:

Most intelligent statement made by a flirt

Most Intelligent Statement MADE BY A FLIRT . . . . . . . . . . . ‘I m nt scared of proposing

How boys txt their gf after hurting

How Boys txt their GF after Hurting them. Ist Hour:Sorry 2nd Hour:Sorry Plz 3rd Hour:Just Talk 2 Me Once Dear 4th Hour:Plz Listen Jan

Us k chor jane k bad me

Us k chor Jane K Bad Me To Mrne Hi Wala Tha.FarazK Achank Yad Aaya, Us ki Czn ne b apna number diya tha…..!

Girls r crazy about 4 things

Girls r crazy about 4 things.. 1) shopping . . . 2) cell phone . . . 3) chocolates . . . . .

Oil or ghee companies ne pakistan me

Oil Or Ghee Companies Ne Pakistan Me ‘AURAT’ Ko Bohat Khul K ‘BAAT’ Karne Ki Aazadi De Di He. JESE, Kal 1 ‘AURAT’ Dosri

New married larki se uski saheli ne

New married Larki se uski saheli ne pucha Honey Moon manane kahan gaye thy? Larki : Islamabad, Lahore, Muree Saheli : kia kia dheka?

Girl to boy tum larkay kisi larki

Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ? Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k larki aa

A boy was going with his girl

A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend Friend Asked : Who Is She? Boy : My Cousin. The Frend Said: Last Year She

My heart problem has reached a critical

My heart problem has reached a critical stage. That doctor says: There r only 2 options left… ICU Or U C Me.

Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k

Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad, Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad, Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne

Can you see me no turn

Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you

Ye jo chapal main phen kar aya

Ye Jo Chapal Main Phen Kar Aya Hon Mat Samjho K Issey Chura Kar Laya Hon Ye Sub Khuda Ki Dean Hai Mere Bhai

1 larka or larki ki

*. .1 larka or larki ki shadi hui to ap yaqeen karo k dosre din hi un ka bacha hua khana kharab hogya fridge

Mr wajahat ali from karachi pakistan currently

Mr. ..”Wajahat Ali”.. from karachi PAKISTAN, currently in Abu DHABI UAE The most intelligent and smart boy of Pakistan shining star in future …

Wo bi din thy faraz jab hum

Wo bi din thy FARAZ jab hum hasino k galay mila krte thy. Yh un dino ki bat he jub hm 2sal k hwa

Ladymaine tumhe kal darwaze ki bell sahi

Lady:Maine tumhe Kal Darwaze Ki Bell sahi Karne Ko Kaha tha Tum Kion nahi aye? Pathan:Baji Hum Kal 2 Gahnte tak bell bajata raha

Husn ki ye ada be waja nahe

husn ki ye ada be waja nahe, kuch tou hai jis ki parda dari hai.

Cuty boy from siakot here 25

cuty boy from siakot here 25, i need a girl for true friendship . call girl plz 0345-4639101 or add [email protected]

I loved sum1 but brook my

I LOVED SUM1 BUT SUM1 BROOK MY HEART into pieces N now every piece of my heart lov SUM1 N people call me FLIRTY………….:)

Qanoonan vote dalne k lye 18 saal

Qanoonan vote dalne k lye 18 saal umar……. aur………. Shaadi k lye 21 saal umar hona lazmi hai….. Yani k…….. Bivi Sambhalna mulk sambhalne

Salamabu jee kia hal hainyar mujhay sumaira

salam,abu jee kia hal hain.yar mujhay sumaira ne bataya k ap ghar se bahar naheen nikaltay.buss aisay he laitay rahtay hain.abu ye ap ke

Can you see me no turn

Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you

Benefits of kissing changes taste burns

Benefits of Kissing: – Changes taste – Burns Calories – Lips never go dry – Relieves Stress – Makes face muscles strong So KEEP

Life without u is impossible r in

Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a second without u, if u r not

Love is an illusion its a highly

Love is an illusion! Its a highly dependency disorder of weak hearted people.. – – – – – People with strong hearts believe in

Neend aati hai to khaab aata mein

Neend aati hai to khaab aata hai khaab mein ek ladki aati hai, ladki ke piche uska baap aata hai phir na neend aati

Those sparkling eyes that amazing face a

Those sparkling eyes That amazing face A 100watt smile The Enthu Stride The cheerful talk Charming stud I’m still the same hw r u?…wts

I wanted to put something incredibly

I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice, sensitive, erotic and funny on you screen, but unfortunately I do not fit on it.

Itna zaalim na bano kuch to murravat

itna zaalim na bano kuch to murravat seekho**********************JINAJ***********tum per merty hain to kia mar hi dallo gay +966565107288

Ap ko bhool jayein hum itney to

ap ko bhool jayein hum itney to bawafa nahe,,, ap say kia gilla karey ap say kuch gilla nahe,,,, hum to samaj rahey they

Love is an illusion its a highly

Love is an illusion! Its a highly dependency disorder of weak hearted people.. . . . . People with strong hearts believe in FLIRTING

Over me kitne balls feke jate hai

over me kitne balls feke jate hai Kya apne kaha 6? Galat jawab 1 over me 1 hi ball 6 bar feka jata he

I like you itna me jitna jabtak

I like you itna, you like me jitna, you like me jabtak, I like you tabtak, you like me jane kabtak, but I like

Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain aur lonely

Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain aur lonely hain… Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain…

Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool

Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye… Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye…

Ho gayi galti humse click ho gaya

Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!

Tum jabse meri zindagi mein aayi ho

Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman, na email

Hum sabhi khawab churatay teri ankhon se

Hum Sabhi Khawab Churatay Teri Ankhon Se Magar Teri Palkon Ko Khabar_Daar Na Hony Detay Hum Sabhi Rung Churatay Tere Chehray Se Magar Be_Asar

Arz kia hai aankhon main noor

Arz kia hai, Aankhon main noor hai. Chehre pe sarour hai. kisi lerkì ko mera number de do. Q k Meri shaadi abhi boooooohat

Woh jis k pas rehta tha doston

woh jis k pas rehta tha doston ka hajoom FARAZ suna hai kal raat ehsas e tanhai se mar gya

Aaj hum dono wada karein k

Aaj Hum Dono Wada Karein K Hum Zindagi Bhar Pyar Karenge Hum Wafa Karenge Ham Mohbbat Karenge Sirf Or Sirf Apni Piyari “AMMI JAAN”SE..!

Dil main wafa ki ha talab

Dil main Wafa ki ha Talab’ Lap pe Swal Bhi Nahi’ Hum Hain Hiser-e-Dard main Us ko Khayal bhi Nahi’ Wo jo Anna Parast

Newtons ist law of teasing girls

newton’s ist law of teasing girls every boy always try 2 tease a girl continusly unles a sandal of 4to12 or a slap with

Ey sady lahore da bazar hovy

Ey sady LAHORE da bazar hovy Klay ring di Honda car hovy Aghay bethi Degree Colage di mutyar hovy Dekh k kuryan khen Khas’@bi’

By expecting a negative answer girlfriend ask

By expecting a negative answer, Girlfriend ask “Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?” To satisfy his girl, the boy reply a negative answer:

Am i cute test call if i

AM I CUTE? TEST call, if i m cute miss call, if i m gorgeous Text back if i m pretty Text a joke

Sorry 4 late sms actually police

SORRY 4 late sms Actually Police arrested me 4 killing a girl I swear I did not kill her I just asked her ‘will

Boychalo kisi viraan jagah chalte haingirltum aise

Boy:Chalo, Kisi Viraan Jagah Chalte Hain!Girl:Tum Aise Vaise Harkat To Nhi Karoge?Boy:Bilkul Nhi!Girl:To Phir Rehne Do, Kya Faida?

A boy on date in pradomene tmse

A boy on DATE in PRADO,mene tmse ek bat chupa rakhi he, girl: konsi bat? Boy: i m married. Girl: tmne to dara hi

Larka mein tumhare ghar gaya thamujhe nahin

Larka: Mein tumhare ghar gaya tha,mujhe nahin lagta humari shadi ho paye gi.Larki: Kyun mere papa se mile the kia?Larka: Nahin tumhari behan se

Woh bewafa hy to kiya howa mat

Woh bewafa hy to kiya howa? Mat bura kaho usko! . . . . . . . . Kisi or se ‘PIYAR’ karo or

Ek chotta baccha apni pregnant mummy

Ek chotta baccha apni pregnant mummy se puchta hai: isme kya hai. Mummy: isme ek chota baby hai. baccha: agar baby itna hi acha

Bet btween boy girlboth playng

Bet btween boy & girl….(both playng ludo) BOY: agr 1,2,3,4,5 aya to I’ll kiss U Girl: agr 6 aya to? Boy: kabhi ludo nai

Open with love if i disturb u

Open with Love… If I disturb U I am Sorry! But I need To Say I… Love… Disturbing you by : dj shuweet

Aaj kal larkiyon k kapre yahan

Aaj Kal Larkiyon K Kapre, Yahan Se Less Wahan Se Less Kabhi Sleveless To Kabhi Backless Or Koi Larka Ghoor K Dkhe Tu, ‘Oh

Husband wife dono hotel mai gae

Husband & wife dono hotel mai gae tu 1 larki ne hello kia Wife:Kon thi ye? Husband:Tum plz Mera dimagh kharab mat karo! Abhi

Way 2 impress a girl respect her

WAY 2 IMPRESS A GIRL: Respect her, Honour her, Luv her, Protect her, Care 4 her, Obey her, Sacrifice 4 her.. HOW TO IMPRESS

A girl takes too much time to

A girl takes too much time to love & few seconds to hate.. But, a boy takes few seconds to love & too much

1 small love story boy girl in

1 small love story Boy &girl in restaurant Boy-I love u Girl-I dont love u Boy-Think again Girl-No No & No Boy-waiter,bring separate bills.

Har khushi teri taraf mor doon

Har khushi teri taraf mor doon, Tere liye chand taare tak tor doon, Khushiyo k darwaze tere liye khol doon, Itna kafi hai ya