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Double Meaning SMS Messages

Zara sambhal k zyada bhaari chizain

Zara sambhal k zyada bhaari chizain mat uthana waqt pe khana waqt pe sona apna khayal rakhna Q k 9 wan mahina chal raha

Kuch larkiyan khare hu kar dyti hein

Kuch larkiyan khare hu kar dyti hein Kuch larkiyan bend hu kar dyti hein Kuch larkiyan tu beht kar dyeti hein… Jaroo

Boojho to jane ye sookha andar

“Boojho to jane” Ye sookha andar jata hai or gila bahir ata hai Pehlay chota hota hai phir ye mota hota hai Jab ander

Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal

Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho, Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho, Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,

Teacher says agar apna character acha

Teacher says, . Agar apna character acha karna chahte ho to apni har teacher ko maa samjho . . . . . Student :

Dunya ap ko us waqt tak nahi

dunya ap ko us waqt tak nahi hra skti jb tak ap khud se na haar hao, ager sub kuch kho kr bhi kuch

Jub main mangta hun to tum daiti

jub main mangta hun to tum daiti ni ho jawab meri bat ka jab main daikhta hun to khara ho jata hy rom rom

Kamsin to nahi th bharpoor jawaan thi

Kamsin To Nahi Th, BharPoor Jawaan Thi Wo.. Jub Daalney Laga Mein, To Thori Pareshan Thi Wo.. Hua Dard Usay Itna, k Seh Na

Larka larki se poora andar gaya

LARKA larki se: Poora andar gaya? Larki: Ahhhh..Haan Gaya Larka: Tight hai kia ziada takleef to nahi ho rahi hai? Larki: Uuff…haan thori thori..

Girl bas b karo boy kuch

Girl bas b karo. Boy kuch nahi hota Girl kisi ne dekh liya to Boy kuch nahi hoga bas tm helo mt, sedhi raho

Larki un dino bohat darr lagta tha

Larki. Un dino bohat darr lagta tha Nachna Gaana Khailna Koodna Uff Bahr jana geele pan ka khatra Phr mujy mila Bs rs 20

Qwhich boy has the permission to go

Q:Which Boy Has the permission to go to a girl’s bathroom and touch her every where he likes? A:Lifebouy Babar ‘NEW UP’

Haath main lo tou dabane ko dil

Haath Main Lo Tou Dabane Ko Dil Kerta Hy Dabalo Tou Choosne Ko Dil Kerta Hy Choos Lo Tou Dil Nahi Bharta Q k

Some basic rules 1apni wife ki

Some Basic Rules 1.Apni Wife Ki Hr Roz Leni Chahiye KHABAR 2.Uska Pakar Kr Bar Bar Chumna Chahiye HAATH 3.Uska Bare Aaram Se Dabana

Kash k mil jay mujay khaaboon ki

kash k mil jay mujay khaaboon ki tabeer ‘meriii’ saray pesay lay k to madeenay nass jaoon

3 log they zabardasti ghar me ghus

3 log they Zabardasti Ghar me ghus gae Aur Bedroom se use utha k le gaye. Kisi ne meri ek na suni. Jate hove

Jab bhi tujhko koi zakham laga

Jab bhi tujhko koi Zakham laga, To maine libaas apna utaar diya, Giraybaan apna cheer diya, Or tere Zakham se lipat gaya. Yehi to

College wali tight hoti hai office pheeki

College wali tight hoti hai Office wali Pheeki.. Gharwali me taste nahi aata.. Hotel wali Mast Hoti Hai… Par Chaey tau Chaey hai!;-

Kehtay hain larki k hath main barkat

Kehtay Hain Larki K Hath Main Barkat Hoti Hai. Bilkul Sahi Hai. Kyon K 3 Inch Ki Cheez Hath Main Do To 9 Inch

Love is a mamory thats naver fads

love is a mamory that’s naver fad’s i will hold u in my heart allway’s from ur touchi emotional…….

1st frnd aj mene tri bv ko

1st Frnd: Aj Mene tri bv Ko Nhatay hoy Dekha. 2nd: Kutte Kamine Me Tera Khoon P Jaunga. 1st: begherat, Main Nehar per Naha

The real art of conversation is not

The Real Art Of Conversation Is Not Only To Say The Right Thing At The Right Time, But Also To Leave Unsaid The Wrong

Uffff kya karr rahe ho plz

Uffff Kya Karr Rahe Ho? Plz Aisa Mat Karo … Please Mat Karo … Maine Kaha Na Plz Aisa Nahi …… Aur Mat Dabao

Btao wo kya chez ha jo to

Btao wo kya chez ha jo ha to tmhari Lekin Hmesha dosre lete hain? . . . . .. . . . . .

Boy mey 4 yrs ka hun or

Boy: Mey 4 yrs ka hun, or tum? Girl: Mey b 4 yrs ki hun Boy: To phir chal na, sharmana kya? Girl(sharmate hoe):

You are not responsible for what people

You are not responsible for what people think about you. But you are responsible for what you give them to think about you.

Anti dulahan sy suhag rat ko sab

anti dulahan sy: suhag rat ko sab sy pehlay apny husband ka pakerna wo jitna merzi manah kery tum paker laina darna mut ok

Dil chahta hai k kha dil

dil chahta hai k kha Dil chahta hai k khara kar k ap k hath me pakra d0n? ? ? Aur ap usy hila

Girlwhat do you like in me

GIRL:What Do You Like In me ? BOY:Those Two White Big Balls Having Black Dots On It. GIRL:Whatttttttttttttttttttt? . . . BOY:Yes I Like

In which situation do men start sweating

In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating In 10 Mins & Women Want To Go ON & ON & ON? Think.. Think.. Ans is

She was all alone in the home

sHE wAS aLL aLONE In tHE hOME! sHE wENT INTO tHE sWIMMING pOOL. sHE wAS cOMPLETELY nUDE aND wET. SUDDENLY, A MAN CAME… HE

5 inch ka hai size normal mazboot

5 inch ka hai, size normal hai, mazboot hai, ziyada mota bhi nahi, 2 ladkiyan dekh choki hain, lena hai to bolo, mera LG

Rat k time ak larki so rhi

Rat k time ak larki so rhi thi achanak ak larka us k pas aya. . . . . . . .uski chadar hatai

A girl ask to qari sb wo

A girl ask to Qari sb. wo kya hai jo cow k pas 4 or mere pas 2 hain Qari sb = legs Girl=

Boy poora under gaya girl ouch haaan

BOY: Poora Under Gaya? GIRL: Ouch…… Haaan BOY:Tight Hay Zyada Lug Tou Nahi Raha Na? GIRL:Haan Thora Thora. Boy: Oye Maqsood Baji Ko 8

Sochta hun aaj bahon me pakad ke

‘Sochta Hun Aaj Bahon Me Pakad Ke Dal Hi Dun, Balon Me Fool Gulab Ka’ ‘Dalte Hi Gir Jata Hai, Patta Patta Gulab Ka.’

Aik larki professor kay room may enter

Aik larki professor kay room may enter hui. Girl: may exams may pass honay kay liya kuch bhi karun ge. Professor: acha. . .

Bus m conducter ne musafiro sy kaha

Bus m conducter ne musafiro sy kaha sb beth jay ta k bus chal sake peche se 1 larki ki awaz i ruko ruko

6 inch ka hy rang kala hy

6 inch Ka Hy Rang kala hy Size Normal Hy Mazboot Hy Zyada Mota B nahi Hy 250 larkiyo ne B lia hy Lena

A boy n a girl boy

A boy n a girl: Boy: Jaan tm PASS ho gai ho munh he meetha krwa do. Girl: Kiss se krwaon ??? Boy: Haan

5 inch ki jaga 7 ka pehle

5 inch ki jaga 7 inch ka pehle se mota or xtra lamba jo app ko day pehlay se zaida maza sakun or aram

Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha

Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha, Jawab us k sawal ka.. Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya, Haath se phool gulab ka..

Woh soti rahi main karta raha

Woh soti rahi main karta raha . . Intizaar us ke jawab ka . . Abhi rakha hi tha k choot gaya . .

Jab rat ko koi tum per char

Jab rat ko koi Tum per char jey, Apni Monchoon se Tum ko chomay Or Apni Balon wali Tangen Tum par pherey To Samajh

Pehly bahon main uthana phir kiss

Pehly bahon main uthana, . Phir kiss kerna, . Phir bed per letana, . Pher tangain uthana, . Uf . Kitna . Mushkil hay,

Meri taref se apko 1 puppi aapki

Meri taref se apko 1 “PuPPI” Aapki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI” Saheli ki saheli ko 1 “PuPPI” Batau bhala kiun? Aaj hi mere “DOggy”

Girl bus b karo ab boy kuch

GIRL: BUS B KARO AB, BOY: KUCH B NAHI HOTA GIRL: KISI NY DEKH LIA TU BOY: KUCH NAHI HOGA BUS SEEDHI RAHO OR

Kuch log jooton or gaaliyon k qabil

Kuch log jooton or gaaliyon k qabil hote hain Jaisy aap . . WAPDA walo ko dekh lain. 🙂 B positve yar

American humare dogs bomb dhond lete hain

AMERICAN: Humare Dogs Bomb Dhond Lete Hain JAPANI: Humari Fish Football Khel Leti Hain PAKISTANI Yeh Tu Kuch Bhi Nahi Hy Hamare Tu Gadhay

Ek teacher ny brazer ni pahna tha

EK TEACHER NY BRAZER NI PAHNA THA OR US K BLOUZ K 3 MA SY 2 BUTTON KHUL GY JSY DKH K 2 LRKY

Diagram in book was not clear somadam

Diagram in book was not clear.. So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and announced.. ‘Don’t look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!’

Aad karo woh din jab tum ne

aad karo Woh din jab tum ne Shalwaar utaari aur ultay lait gaye. Aur thora sa andar janay par tum bohat roye thy. Aur

Wo kon sa time hota hy

wo kon sa time hota hy jo mard ko 10 mint me thaka dyta hy or orat chahti hy k wo karta rahy ‘SHOPING’

Acha howa tu khudi ka charcha

Acha Howa Tu Khudi Ka Charcha, Bura Howa Taqdeer Haari……

Boy aj kaisa feel kar rahi ho

Boy: Aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho? Girl: Kal rat to hadd he ho gaye, Uff 2 ghantay! meri to jaan he nikal gaye

Kehtay hain aurat k hath mein barkat

Kehtay hain aurat k hath mein barkat hoti hai Bilkul sahi hai! Q k agar us k hath mein 2 inch ki cheez pakra

Sardar darakht pe ulta latka hua tha

Sardar darakht pe ulta latka hua tha.. Dost:Tu darakht p Q latka hai? Sardar:Yar sir dard ki goli khai thi kahin pet mein na

Larka larki se kia kr rhe ho

Larka Larki Se Kia Kr Rhe Ho ? Larki Dodh Pee Rhe Ho Larka Kis Ka ? Larki Apni Bhen Ki Bhains Ka …=P;->:-P

Yar tumhen karne ka maza hi kuch

Yar Tumhen karne ka Maza Hi kuch Or Hy (YAAD) Mera Dekh kar Tum Khush Bahut Hote Ho (Message) Sirf Ek Do Jaga Se

Chahoo tu humein bhulaa dena chaho dil

CHAHOO TU HUMEIN BHULAA DENA CHAHO TU HUMEIN DIL SSE LAGA LENA PER KABHI TANHAIII MEI HUMARI YAAD SATAEY TU RONA MAT……….. GAND ME

Beta papa 1 paheli ka jwab do

Beta: Papa 1 Paheli Ka Jwab do; Masl Masl K Khhra Kiya aur Thook Laga K daal Diya ? Papa: Chup Battamiz Beta: SUI

Aurtoon ki khuli he or mardoon

Aurtoon ki khuli he… Or mardoon ki bund he. Kia? . . . . . . . . . . Double sawari yar..

Girls misuse it anger robs models

Girls misuse it! Anger robs it! Models sell it! Photogrphs cage it! Doctors advice it! Death freezes it! Artists create it! That’s SMILE Keep

Smile is the 2nd best thing u

Smile is the 2nd best thing U do with ur lips. Of course you know the first one… 😀 It’s keeping ur mouth shut.

1apni wife ki hr roz leni chahiye

1.Apni Wife Ki Hr Roz Leni Chahiye KHABAR 2.Uska Pakar Kr Bar Bar Chumna Chahiye HAATH 3.Uska Bare Aaram Se Dabana Chahiye PAIR 4.

Woh konsi situation hoti hai jis

Woh Konsi Situation Hoti Hai, Jis Main Mard 10 Minutes Mai Thak Jata Hai Or Orat Chahti Hai K Wo Karta Rahay. Think? ?

ye hai aap k angothon

‘ Ye hai aap k’ Angothon ki warzash…….

Pehlay gallay lagao phir kiss karo

Pehlay gallay lagao phir kiss karo phir bistar pe litaao phir neechay haath laga ke check karo agar bachay ne susu ki hai to

Hello hello mera lelo kya salam

Hello hello mera lelo kya? Salam. bolo bolo apni kholo. kya? ZUban DEkho apni khol k dekho kya ? AAnkhien Kitna bara hai mera

Larka larki se kia kr rhe ho

Larka Larki Se Kia Kr Rhe Ho ? Larki Dodh Pee Rhe Ho Larka Kis Ka ? Larki Apni Bhen Ki Bhains Ka …=P;->:-P

There are only 5 things we need

There are only 5 things we need in life: Good friends, Good job Good food, Good sleep & ” GOOD _ UCK ” whatever

Match lo petrol bathroom mn jao

Match lo petrol lo Bathroom mn jao or apni gaand ko aag lagado jo cheez doston k kaam na aaye usy pas rkhne ka

Is qadar teri yad mai rota hon

Is qadar teri yad mai rota hon, Is qadar teri yad mai rota hon.. k k Raat ko hath mai pakar k sota hon..

Gf plz mujhy 500 rupey de do

GF: Plz mujhy 500 rupey de do me agley hafty dy dun gi… . . . . . BF: tum 1000 lelo magar abhi

Dil karta hai le loon teri zulfon

dil karta hai le loon teri (zulfon ki hawa) par mein kya karon mera uthta hi nai. (Qadam tere ghar ki taraf) meine us

Geo tv k woh konse 2 programs

Geo TV K Woh Konse 2 Programs Hain. Jinka Naam Letey Huye Huay Khawatin Ghabrati Hain? . . . . . 1. Hum Sab

Kitnay mukhtasir se waqt k liye aye

Kitnay mukhtasir se waqt k liye aye thay hm jahan me K aatay huy azan hui aur jaatay huy Namaz…

App mujhay aik jaga se bohat pyare

App Mujhay Aik jaga Se bohat Pyare Lagtay hain.? Malooum hai kahan Se ? DOOR SE

In which situation do men start sweating

In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating In 10 Mins & Women Want To Go ON & ON & ON? Think.. Think.. Ans is

Lo ajh v hoo gi sab di

Lo ajh v hoo gi sab di upr nachy hr pasy di Loadshadding Happy LoadShadding

Jab meri maut ho jayeto mera janaza

Jab meri maut ho jaye,to mera janaza uski gali ke saamne se lejana aur jab le ke jao to mera nikal ke hiladena……..Kya? `

Feeling bored wondering what to do

Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your zip.. take out your book from your bag and

Raat k 1 bjay admi apni bv

Raat k 1 bjay 1 admi apni b.v ko kamre me le gaya usay bed pe litaya phr kamre ki lite buja di b.v

Shair arz kia ha usay kuch

SHAIR ARZ KIA HA USAY KUCH TARAS NA AYA MERE NAZUK DIL KO TORA MUJHE ZAKHAM DENE WALA TERI QUS MAN LORA

1 admi public toilet me betha tha

1 admi public toilet me betha tha achanak usay sath wale toilet se awaz aai Kya haal hai? Admi ghabra kr bola: Thiek hun

A girl ask papu wo kya hai

A Girl Ask Papu wo kya hai jo Cow k pas 4 or mere pas 2 hain. Papu:Legs. Girl:Wo kya hy jo teri Pent

Wo kiya hai jis pe agar

Wo kiyA hAi?? JiS pE AgAr PiyAr se HAth phEro to ForAn KhArA ho jAtA hAi?? U Dirty MiNd AnswEr hAi . BethA huA

Kya aapne kabhi munh me liya hy

KyA AapNe kAbhi Munh me LiyA hy?? Wo MotA sA, Aas-PAAs bAAL, NArAM-NArAM UpEr sE CoVEr… NEvEr?? JhooT boLTE ho? KAbhi BUTTA nAhi khAyA?

Boy poora under gaya girl ouch haaan

BOY: poora under gaya? GIRL: ouch…… haaan BOY:tight hay zyada lug tou nahi raha na? GIRL:haan thora thora. Boy: oye maqsood baji ko 8

Fill in the blanks 1boos 2

Fill in the blanks 1.BOO_S 2. _ _NDOM 3.F_ _ K 4.P_ N_S 5.PU_S_ . . . . . . . . . .

Larki bas karo raat say kar rahay

Larki: Bas karo raat say kar rahay ho aur subha honey wali hai. Thaky nahi? Larka: Abhi to kuch nahi kia Ab to din

Larki jab saare kapre utar leti hy

‘Larki jab saare kapre utar leti hy to kia hota hy? Tu rasi khali ho jati ha, takey new kprey sukhany k ly jaga

Plz call me its urgent ek accident

Plz call me, its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai. . . . . . Aap ka hi blood group chahiye, Plz mana mat

Pehlay gallay lagao phir kiss karo

Pehlay gallay lagao phir kiss karo phir bistar pe litaao phir neechay haath laga ke check karo agar bachay ne susu ki hai to

Girl what do you like in me

Girl: What Do You Like In Me? Boy: Those Who White Big Balls Having White Dots In It. Girl: Whattt?? Boy: Yes I Like

Husband k mrnay next day wife ne

Husband k Mrnay k Next day, Wife Ne Paper Me Add diya: janazy Me Shamil Hony waly Logon Ko Thanx FROM: anam (age28) Height:5’4?

Arz kia hai daalte hi jhar gaye

Arz Kia Hai… Daalte Hi Jhar Gaye Theray Na Phool Galay Mai Mere Haar K Dard Unko Huwa To Nikaal Lia Maine Kaanta Jo

Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi

Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi Na ziada lamba hai Na ziada chota sub k samne lo Ya tanhai me lo sharmao mut

Hi jan kya hall hai jan

Hi Jan___? Kya hall hai jan___? Kahan ho jan___? Kab milogy jan___? Missing u jan___? Zyada khush mat ho Her Khali Jaga M ‘Wer’

Sab kehte hain k 9 maheeno main

Sab Kehte Hain K 9 Maheeno Main ho Jata hai, Par Ab to 10 wa Maheena Start ho Gaya hai, . Aakhir Ye Kab

1 larka larki se puchta hai k

1 larka Larki se puchta hai k: Bachay kese hote hain/ Larki : chup..!!! Larka : Batao Na plz:p Larki : Nahi pata ab

Hotho se jo choo liya ehsaas aab

Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai, Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain… Aur kyo na ho… Khayi

One boy went to meet his girlfriend

One boy went to meet his girlfriend when he came back at home mom asked kahaan gaey they ? boy:us se milney mom: kis

Wo kon c movie hai jo aap

Wo kon c Movie Hai jo AaP Awaz Band Kr k Bhi Dekh Saktay, Aur Entertain Ho Jatay ho.. ? ? ? ? ?

Girl apne jaise jwan professor sesir mai

GIRL apne jaise jwan PROFESSOR se.sir mai kuch b krun gi pas hone k liye . PROF:kuch b? . GIRL:han . PROF:to jao or

Height of double meaning after electi0n pm

Height Of Double Meaning After Electi0n PM Of India ManMohan Singh Said“ Yeh To Sonia G K Hath Ka Kamal Hai,Werna Is Umar Mein

Girl jaano meray mun mai daalo

GIRL: Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi BOY: Nahi nahi tum kha Gai toh main Kiya Karon ga? GIRL: Tum Tum Doosri

Raat ko hamaisha kapray utaar ke sona

Raat ko hamaisha kapray utaar ke sona chahiye. . , , , , , . . mera matlab rasi se…..kyun k baarish ka kuch

Bharwa jaldi petrol lo halat ka

BHARWA . BHARWA BHARWA BHARWA jaldi jaldi petrol BHARWA lo halat ka kuch pata nahi . . . . Tum Kya Samjhy Thay ..

Kya aapne kabhi munh me liya hy

KyA AapNe kAbhi Munh me LiyA hy?? Wo MotA sA, Aas-PAAs bAAL, NArAM-NArAM UpEr sE CoVEr… NEvEr?? JhooT boLTE ho? KAbhi BUTTA nAhi khAyA?

February ko valentines day hota hai

February ko Valentine’s Day hota Hai! Aur 14 November ko Children Day. Dono Dates mein 9 Mahinon ka Faraq Hai.. Is liye Jin ko

Girl jaano meray mun mai daalo

GIRL: Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi BOY: Nahi nahi tum kha Gai toh main Kiya Karon ga? GIRL: Tum Tum Doosri

Train me mawali bola nashe hoon koi

train me mawali bola: ‘nashe me hoon, koi kotri utarna he’ khan sb: ‘um utare gi, so jao’ mawali: ‘hm mana kre, saman k

Jb b tujhko koi zakhm lga

Jb B tujhko koi zakhm lga Mainy libas apna utar dia Or tre Jism se lipat gya Yehi mera kam hy SANI-PLAST mra naam

Wo ayegi to hum barish ki dua

Wo ayegi to hum Barish ki Dua mangain gaye, dost Suna hai wo geelay kapray foran utaar deti hai? ? ? ? ? rassi

Dost bhi raah ki deewar samajhte hain

Dost bhi raah ki deewar samajhte hain mujhe, Main samajhta tha mere dost samajhte hain mujhe, Main to yun chup hon k andar se

Girl jaano meray mun mai daalo

GIRL: Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi BOY: Nahi nahi tum kha Gai toh main Kiya Karon ga? GIRL: Tum Tum Doosri

Police mujram sebache k sath ziadti q

PoLice Mujram se=Bache k sath ziadti Q ki? Mujram:Janab garmi ho gai thi aur bacha khubsurt tha. PoLic=Bacha kahan hy? Mujram=Janab Bacha khush hy

Hont jab hont say milay to kya

HONT jab *HONT* say milay to kya hota hai ? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! toba.toba.toba . Toba.toba.toba. Kya kya soch rahe

Dr patient setum bohat kamzor ho dood

Dr patient se:Tum bohat kamzor ho dood daba k piyo,after a month. Dr: Tum abhi tak kamzor ho. Patient: Dr.sahed wo sirf dabaney deti

Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay

Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Jab light jaati hai tab sub ki

Jab light jaati hai tab sub ki khul jati hai . . . . . . . . . Aankh Garmi se. 🙂

Pehle kiss kro pir palang per

PEHLE KISS KRO,.. PIR PALANG PER LETA DO. PIR CHADI UTAR DO. PIR NICHE HATH LGAO…… AUR CHCK KRO K BABY NE SU SU

Hmari life os waqt complate hoti hai

Hmari life os waqt complate hoti hai. Jabap hon or m hon or humary choty choty pyary pyary cute cute nany munny sharti sharti

Aap ko chodaaap pir chodaaap bar hamesha

Aap ko “CHODA”..Aap ko pir “CHODA”Aap ko bar bar “CHODA”Aap ko hamesha hamesha k leye”CHODA AUGUST” mubarik ho.

People of halani hhumanity aalso happy

People of ‘Halani’ H=Humanity A=Also Happy L=Lover A=Active N=Nice Personality I=Intelligent Proud to ‘HALANIAN’

Bharwa jaldi petrol lo halat

BHARWA . BHARWA BHARWA BHARWA jaldi jaldi petrol BHARWA lo halat ka kuch pata nahi . . . . Tum Kya Samjhy Thay ..

Mangta hoon to deti nahi jawab

Mangta hoon to deti nahi… jawab mere salwal ka.. Deti hai to khada ho jata hai.. Rom rom jazbat ka.. khada hota hai to

Yad karo wo din jab tum ne

Yad Karo Wo Din Jab Tum Ne Shalwar Utari Or Ultay Let Gaye Or Thora Sa Andar Janay pr tum ronay lagay or .

Wo kya hai jo kabhi sidha hojata

Wo kya hai? Jo kabhi kabhi sidha hojata hai or kabhi latak jata hai? . . . ‘M O N K E Y’ .

Daalon ga to aysa k kbhi na

Daalon Ga To Aysa Daalon Ga K, Kbhi Na Nikly Ga.. . . Tere Dil Se Mera Khyal Jani.. Tm Ne Auron K B

When a mango is yellow its ready

When a MANGO is Yellow It’s ready to SUCK. & When a GIRL is 18,she is ready for. . . . . . .

Question bivi ke jism me

Question : bivi ke Jism me Wo konsi Cheez hai Jise wo Dabane nahi deti aur admi Subah 0 Sham dabana chahta hai ?