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Missing u is my hobby messaging job

missing u is my hobby messaging u is my job making u happy is my dream praying for u is my duty and to

Sms doesnt mean short message service but

SMS doesn’t mean “Short Message Service”, But it means “Sweet Memories Shared” With wonderful person like u

If you think i m bad

If You Think I M Bad. . . Come To Me… I’ll Give You More Better Reasons . . To Hate Me …=P 😉

A good heart and natureare two different

A Good Heart And A Good NatureAre Two Different Isues, A Good Heart Can Win Many Relationships,Bt A Gud NaturCan win many gud hearts.

Define a girl da 1 who b4

Define a GIRL: da 1 who b4 goin out 4 a party puts on mascara, eye shadow, eye liner, lipgloss, glitter, rouge, blush, kajal,

Apna style dekhain subah 430am

Apna style dEkHain Subah 4:30am _(‘,’)_ /( ) J L And 12:00pm _(‘,’)_ /( ) JL AND 02:30pm _(‘,’)_ /( ) JL And 05:00pm

Dilchasp duaenarshad ko dua mili k sada

Dilchasp Duaen: Arshad Ko Dua Mili K Sada Hanstay Muskraty Raho, Aaj Wo Pagal Khanay Me Hy. Khùrrum Ko Dua Mili k Dunya Teray

The taste of oranges walk in frost

The taste of oranges, The walk in Frost, The Golden Sunlight, The beauty of Autmn colors, The magic of wet red leaves, ‘Happy First

Log to ishq mein qurban ho jate

Log To Ishq Mein Qurban Ho Jate Hai, Aye Dost Hum To Sirf Pagal Hue Baithe Hai, Dekha Hai Kya Tumne Wo Taj-E-Mahal, Jise

Try not to become a man of

Try not to become a man of success But Rathertry to become a man of value….. (ALBERT EINSTINE)

Zindagi mai hmesha 2 m0r aaty hain

Zindagi Mai hmeSha 2 M0r Aaty Hain.. . . . . .. . . . . . .. . Ek Sajja M0r Tay Duja

Palkain jhuka kar salam krtay hn is

*’Palkain’* jhuka kar’* *’SALAM’* krtay hn’* Is dil’*ki dua’*Apke *’NAAM’* krty’*hain Qubol ho to ‘MUSKURA’*dena’* Hm’*subha ka slaam’sham me karte hn.’…*?

After so many yrs of education i

After so many yrs of education I jst realisd . . . . . . . . . .Baba black sheep, Twinkle twinkle &

Dukhon k kaanty daal kar meri aankhon

DukhOn k kaaNty daaL kar mERi aankhOn mEin, :,;,;,;,,;,;,;, Woh mERy LaB Se hansi k GuLaaB Ly Gaya. :,;,;,;,,;,;,;, chor CHOR chOR ChoR chor:-P

If someone steps on your foot

If Someone Steps On Your Foot & Asks: ‘Did I Hurt You . . .?’ Step On That person’s foot harder & Ask: Can

Le beta 3 popular larkion k number

Le beta 3 popular larkion k Number Bilqees Edhi 03339200068 surf excel wali dadi 03215659217 Zubaida aapa 03458525363 thanx bol k rulae ga kya

New style of proposing wanna

New style of proposing . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Wanna b

Missed call to ek bahana hai irada

Missed call to ek bahana hai, Irada to aapka ek lamha churana he, Aap chahe humse baat karo ya na karo, Aap ki yadon

In me se koi 1 colour

In me se koi 1 colour Select karen Black Blue Grea White brawn . . . . . . . . . . Aur

Shukar ada kero us rab ka k

Shukar ada kero us Rab ka k jis ne mujhey paida kiya . . . . . . Warna . . . . .

Himmat hai to answer do

Himmat hai TO ANSWER do . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. .

Kaash facebook pe aik option hoti

Kaash Facebook Pe Aik Option Hoti .. ‘Add As A Girl Friend’ .. Saaaaaaaaala!! Propose Karnay Ka Jhanjhat Hi Khatam!! Jo Pasand Aai Add

Gharib log paisay ki bat krty

Gharib log: Paisay ki bat krty hain Améèr log: Time ki bat krty hain OR Khubsurat log: Bat hi nahi krty ‘ ‘ bas

U can impres any1 by ur

U can impres any1 by ur talent style smartnes attitude agar fir b koi impres na ho to kehna im Umar’s frnd. OYE, duniya

She used 2 shoot missiles with her

She used 2 shoot missiles With her maskara-laden eyes And when her lips parted My ears felt a bong Her eyes used 2 scintillate

I dont know for what but love

I don’t know for what, but, I love you a lot …. hmmm I don’t like to share my privacy with someone …. but,

Sadi dosti vich kami kade koi aawe

Sadi dosti vich kami kade koi aawe na, ek duje to muh pher laeeye rab aho jahi ghari dekhawe na, khus reho tusi umar

Aye allah hm agr wo na kar

AYE ALLAH HM AGR WO NA KAR SAKAIN JO TO CHAHTA HY TO KAM AZ KAM HAMAIN YE TOFEQ ATA FARMA K HM WO

Na ishq pyaar mohabbat yaaro devdas ki

Na Ishq, Na Pyaar, Na Mohabbat Yaaro, Devdas Ki Mafik Jaan Mat Do Yaaro, Apna To Ek Usul Hai Yaro.. . . Na Chandramukhi,

Jab kabi b aapki larai 10

Jab kabi b aapki larai 10 logon se ho to ghabrna mat bus mujhe bula lena b coz ma ne kabi kisi ko maar

Mjh se ab yeh judai ka zehar

Mjh se ab yeh ‘judai’ ka ZEHaR piya Nahi jata. Ho Sake to 1 cup ‘DOODH PATTI’ pila do (‘.’)/Dost gal sun /? ?

Einstein newton faraday marcony james watt bernolis

Einstein, Newton, Faraday, Marcony, James Watt, Bernolis, Maxwell, ye wo l0g ha jin k Amma Abba ki thori c masti ne hamare bachpan ki

Colgate se daant saaf krain pepsodent

‘colgate’ se daant saaf krain ‘pepsodent’ se mazboot krain ”closeup’ se fresh krain or agar phir b white na ho to bina sharmae.. ‘HARPIC’

Chali jaati hai aaye din woh beauty parlour

‘Chali jaati hai aaye din woh Beauty-parlour, K maqsad hai Jawan lgna, Misaal-e-Hoor ho jana, ‘Mgr ye baat kisi Khatoon ki samajh me kyun

Boychlti hy kya 9 sy 12 girlchal

Boy:Chlti hy kya 9 sy 12 Girl:Chal! Boy:Kahan Girl: principal k pas Boy:Lo ab me apni behan sa mazak b nhe kr skta. Girl:Bewakuf

Is veran zindgi main teri aankhon k

Is veran zindgi main teri Aankhon k siva kuch nahi, Udas Aankhon main Aansuon k siva kuch nahi, Tere Aane ki aas par zinda

1 larkay or larki ki shadi huwi

1 larkay or larki ki shadi huwi to garmi boht thi aap yaqeen karen k dosre din hiUnk ghrbacha huwa,SAALAN, khrab ho gaya.Hahaha

Is qadr hamari chaahat ka imtihaan na

IS QADR HAMARI CHAAHAT KA IMTIHAAN NA LIJIYE KYON HO HUM SE KHAFA YEH BAYAAN TO KIJIYE! KAR DIJIYE MAAF AGAR HO GAI HUM

Friends change i know they do but

Friends change, I know they do.. but this friend will always belong toyou..Friends hurt I know they do.. But this friend gets hurt more

He broke her heart she his apple

He broke her heart, She broke his Apple IPhone 4G 64GB . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Yaaro door kardo meri ye uljhan

Yaaro Door Kardo Meri Ye Uljhan Tum Hi Ho Har Problem Ki Suljhan Thoda Khayal Rakhlo Mera Bi yaaro Dhund Do Apne is Umar

In the end its not going to

In the end, it’s not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away

Quote no one is as

Quote : No one is as ugly as their identity card pic and no body is that pretty as that in their facebook profile

So jatay hen zameen py hi rifle

So jatay hen zameen py hi Rifle ka sarhana bna kr. Narm bister zaruri nhi hy in watan k rakhwalo k lye.

Pani oper ko uthay tubhap se gray

*PANI* Oper ko uthay tu’BHAP’ Oper se gray tu’BARISH’ Jam k gry to’OLA’ Gir k jamy to’BARF’ patty pe giry to’SHABNAM’ patty se nikaly

Karachi me wo konsi chorangi ha

Karachi me wo konsi chorangi ha Jo khavateen k naam pr hai? Zara Sochiye…! . . . . . . . . . Nagan

Peoples need love life but needs

People’s need love life but love needs true person so please don’t broke my heart. We are special person…….

Kid how did you meet mom

Kid: ‘How did you meet mom?’ Dad: ‘Actually it started with a friend request.’

Mer ney per humain jannat milay na

mer ney per humain jannat milay na milay yeh hawa yeh fiza milay na milaykarney may kasar na kar meray dost pata nahi uper

What is big in ladies small girls

What is ‘big’ in Ladies, ‘small’ in girls and ‘not’ there in babies? ? ? ? ? The Letter ‘L’ what u thinking..?? dirty

2 twins apne roome me bethe thy

‘2 Twins Apne Roome Me Bethe Thy. 1 Hans Hans k Lot Pot ho Raha tha, 2nd Udaas Kony Me betha Tha. Baap:Tm itna

Career is light girls r like

CAREER is LIGHT & GIRLS r like SHADOWS if u try to catch the SHADOW u’ll miss the LIGHT if u ignore them and

Na chaho kisi ko itna k

na chaho kisi ko itna k chahat tmhari majbori bn jye chahokisi ko itna k tmhara pyar uske lye zarori bn jye.

Indian hum ne apni beauty queen

Indian : hum ne apni beauty queen SANIYA MIRZA tumhary shoaib ko de ab tum hamary salman khan k liye kiya do ge? pakistani:

Human of modern age has learnt

Human Of Modern Age Has Learnt To Fly In Air Like Birds To Swim In Water Like Fish But Unfortunately Forgot To Walk On

5 flowers 4 u one for health

5 Flowers 4 U! One for health One for wealth One for happiness One for long life, And last one? . . AISE HI..

Bat to sach he magar hujom

‘BAT TO SACH HE MAGAR…..’ *hujom me kai sar hote hai lekin dimag nai hote. *3aurto me raz rehsakta he basharte k in me

Ub k os ka hadaf mere ana

Ub k os ka hadaf mere ana the. So sulaah k parcham jala deay hmne.

Kabutar ne kr di burger pe shit

Kabutar ne kr di burger pe shit zara gaur farmeyga.. Kabutar ne kr di burger pe shit Wah!wah! And u say i am loving

Marne ke 3tarike 1 rozcigaret

MARNE Ke 3’TARIKE; * 1 ROZ’CIGARET PIYO 30’SAAL ME MAR JAOGE 2 ROZ’DARU PIYO 15’SAAL ME MAR JAOGE, ? or 3 KISI’SE SACCHA PYAR

Love is not how long uve been

LovE is Not HoW LonG U’ve BeeN 2gEthEr; nOt HoW MucH U’ve GIvEn oR RecEivE; Not hOw MaNy TimEs U’ve HeLpEd EaCh OthEr —

Smile to old people means respect

Smile to old people means respect Smile to child means innocence Smile to friend means care Smile in front of mobile means ‘puttar chakkr

Bikhar rahi hai meri zaat ause keh

Bikhar rahi hai meri zaat ause keh dena, Kahein mile woh tu yeh baat ause keh dena, Ause kehna ke bin aus ke din

Hours are too fast seconds few

Hours are too fast . Seconds are too few . But there’s always Time for me? . To disturb you

Payam aye hain us yar e bevafa k mujhe

payam aye hain us yar-e-bevafa k mujhe jise qarar na aya kahi bhula k mujhe nashe se kahun to nahin yad-e-yar ka alam k

Jin logoun k khayalaat achey houn woh

jin logoun k khayalaat achey houn woh kabhi tanha nahin hotey hein

Parents ki 5 baaten jo psnd nai

Parents ki 5 baaten jo psnd nai 1-ITNA late Q 2-Itne paise kis liye 3-Yeh kis ki call thi 4-kahan ja rhy ho 5-kuch

Note for boys never laugh at

Note for boys: Never laugh at your girlfriend’s choices . . . . . . . . . . because You are one of

Trendz of today generation facebook

Trendz Of Today Generation: – Facebook is my Friends. Youtube is my Voice. Google is my Brain and Twitter is my Heart. – I

Husband 2 wife sajni apne bal smbhal

Husband 2 wife: sajni apne bal smbhal k rakha kro Sajni: kyon G kya hua? Husband: agar kal ko salan me 1 b bal

Chali jaati hai aaye din wo beauty parlour

Chali jaati hai aaye din wo Beauty-parlour mein yun, (GHALIB) K maqsad hai Jawan lagna Misaal-e-Hoor ho jana. Magar ye baat kisi Begum ki

dard ke baad dua na ho jaana

-Dard Ke Baad Dua Na Ho Jaana, Dekh Lena, Saza Na Ho Jaana, Mushkile To Beshumar Aayengi, Thak Na Jaana, Juda Na Ho Jaana,

bol aur

‘ /’ | | bol aur bol ,/(.’.), Ap k bare me galat bol raha tha ULTA kr dia.. pata hai Apko BEAUTIFUL bol

U know what makes me hapy when

U Know what makes me hapy when u msg me?Ur jokes..No!Graphics..No!Sweet msg..No! Just…ur ‘NAME’ that appears on the cel,it shows that u remembr [email protected]

Space seems like an empty word but

“SPACE” Seems Like An Empty Word, But Its Full Of … Special People Around Caring Endlessly Thank u For Being A Part Of My

Do chaar lufz keh k mein khamosh

Do chaar Lufz keh k’ Mein Khamosh hogaya.. Wo muskura k boLey ‘Bohat BoLtay ho Tum’!

Touching lines said by a boy toa

Touching Lines Said By A Boy ToA Girl During Break Up: . . . . . . . . ‘Behen Gifts To Wapis Karti

Kab tak mera dil dukhao gi

Kab tak mera dil dukhao gi ? Kab tak pait bhar k fast food khao gi ? Darling isi tara khati raho gi to

Raste main na baitho ke hawa tang

Raste main na baitho ke hawa tang kare gee Bichre huway logon ki sada tang kare gee Mat chaho toot ker kissi ki itna

This is my leg itne dair

This is my leg . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Itne Dair

Ankhon ki saza tab tak hai jab

Ankhon ki Saza tab tak hai, Jab tak Didar na ho, Dil ki saza tab tak hai Jab tak Yaar na Ho! Yeh Zindagi

A parody of zong song enjoy

A Parody Of Zong Song Enjoy Krte Raho Tv Dekhte Raho Parhae Par Kabhe Tawajja Dena Nae Me To Mayoos Tha Paper Dekh Ke

Chahte the jinhe unke dil badal gaye

Chahte the jinhe unke dil badal gaye samandar gehre the sahil badal gaye Katal aisa hua tukdo me mera kabhi badle khanzar to kabhi

Life means 6 frnds 2 bikes but

Life means.. 6 frnds, 2 bikes, but no petrol!Life means…. Exam nite, 6 duffers and no notes…!Life means…. Sitting on sea view, 6 smokerz

Achi nasihatain chor yar tujhe

Achi Nasihatain! , , , , , , , , , , Chor Yar! Tujhe konsa amal karna hy. ,,(,’)/ )( LETS _/’_ dance.

A girl proposed me my answerim not

A girl proposed me. My answer:I’m not accepting your proposal but i solute your CHOICE..

Short and cute there is nothing

SHORT AND CUTE: ‘There is nothing special in this msg except the person who sent it…!

My story of success in 1995

My story of success In 1995 i was a baby.. . . But . . Now, in 2011, I have the ability to produce

What is the colour of frequency

What is the colour of frequency? Ans: Purple How? Frequency=1/time That means 1/sec Now 1sec = Ek Pal So 1/Pal= Per Pal Per Pal=

Teacherteri shikayat aai hai k tu gaalian

Teacher:teri shikayat aai hai k tu gaalian bohat deta hai? Student:sir maine to kabi kisi benchod ko gali nahi di, pata nahi kis madar

3 words dat totally change ur mood

?3 words dat totally change ur mood . . . . . 1- I LUV U 2- I HATE U . . . .

Ek aadmi hotal wale se aaj aisi

Ek aadmi hotal wale se: Aaj aisi chaye pilao ke mera ang ang jhoom uthe, Hotal wala: Janab me chaye me bhains ka dood

Teachr bcho wada kro cigrett shrab nhi

Teachr. Bcho wada kro cigrett shrab nhi pioge. bche:nhi pienge. teachr:larkio ka pecha nhi kroge bche:nhi krnge teachr:un pr awazen nhi kso ge. bche:

U promised 2 take care of me

U promised 2 take care of me bt u hurt me, U promised me 2 bring me joy bt u brought me tears, U

batameez besharam behaya baewaqof

(,’) /((_//_ batameez besharam behaya baewaqof Kameny jahil Pagal hain woh log jo ap ki qadar nahi krtay! TUSI TY GREAT HO G.

Which line is mostly used when you

…*Which line is mostly used when you are with your frndz… . . . . . . . Oye sub chup kr jao, k0i

Dost ruthe to rab phir jag chute

Dost ruthe to rab ruthe phir ruthe to jag chute agr phir ruthe to dil tute or agar phir bhi ruthe to utar chappal

You are a part of puzzle 0f

You are a part of a puzzle 0f someone’s life. You may never kn0w where you fit, but always remember that someone’s life may

Diference two girlz wearing same t shirt

Diference: Two girlz wearing same T-Shirt. . . Response: That pagal COPIED MY STYLE….. Two boyz wearing same T-Shirt. . . Response: ‘Arey Mera

Kehne komere paslafz nai hebhejne koacha sa

Kehne KoMere PasLafz Nai He Bhejne KoAcha Sa sMsNai He Par Dil Se1 Awaz AatiHe Har Bar Apna KhyalRakha Kro QKMere Pas AapJesa oR

Masjid m elan ho raha thaek bacha

Masjid m elan ho raha tha..Ek bacha jis ki umar 3 sal hy, subo sy gar nai aya, lal rang ki nikar pehny howy

Lambe safar mai ek ashyana ho tm

Lambe Safar Mai Ek Ashyana Ho Tm €Akele Raston Ka Dostana Ho Tm €Sochte Hy Tm Bin Zindagi Kaisi Hogi €Kyun K Hmrai Khushi

Waade bhi dost ne kya khub nibhaye

Waade bhi dost ne kya khub nibhaye, Zakham muft mein aur dard tohfe me bhijwaye, Is se badhkar wafa ki misaal kya hogi, Maut

Smile s sets u free m

SMILE: S: Sets u free M: Makes u special, I: Increases ur face value, L: Lifts up ur spirits, E: Erases all ur tensions,

Os shaksh sy itna sa tahaluk hy

OS SHAKSH SY ITNA SA TAHALUK HY ””FARAZ”” WO JO PRESHAN HO TO HAMAIN NEEND NAHI ATIIII

Just go to hell yes you u

Just go to hell yes you u only ! because only you can change hell into heaven by your sweetness.!

Main zindgi se mayoos nhi lekin

Main Zindgi Se Mayoos Nhi lekin, Jab us ne Mujh se Poocha k Tmhary Nazdeek kya eham hai, ‘Meri Zindgi’ Ya ‘Tmhari Zindgi’. Main

Dua mile bando se sath apno khushiyan

Dua mile bando se sath mile apno se khushiyan mile jag se Rehmat mile Rab se Pyar mile sub se yahi dua hai rab

Sometimes for some reason you have

Sometimes For Some Reason . Sometimes you have to run away, just to see who will run after you. . Sometimes you have to

Aa bhi jaa aa ae subaah jaa

Aa bhi jaa, aa bhi jaa, ae subaah aa bhi jaa – 2 Raat ko kar vida, dilruba aa bhi jaa Aa bhi jaa,

An old mans t shirt has words

An old man’s T-shirt has words: ~ ‘I am not 40, I am 16 with 24 years of experience’ ~ That’s Attitude! Think…. Differently….:-)

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana apna baigana

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana, Apna samjho ya baigana, Hamara aapka rishta he purana, Is liye farz tha aap ko batana, kay garmiyan aa gayi

Boy on date in restaurant jaan tumse

Boy on date in restaurant: Jaan tumse ek baat kehna chaahta hu, Gf: Kya? Bf: I m already having a gf? . . .

Dear boys when a girl adds

Dear Boys, When A Girl Adds You. It Means She Wants To Be Your Friend Not Your Girlfriend That’s Why It’s Called ‘A Friend

Rock on attitude quote do u like me

Rock-on Attitude Quote: Do U Like Me as I am? Or Should I Pray To GOD To Improve Ur Taste..??!! ;-);-):-):-

I walk a lonely road the only

I walk a lonely road The only one that I have ever known Don’t know where it goes But it’s home to me and

I like strawberries bcoz they r boneless

I like strawberries Bcoz they r Boneless. and I like U. Bcoz.. U r Brainless. ha..ha..ha.. Felt Bad? Come on Yar. Its just a

Innocence choti bachi ne drwza khola

‘Innocence’ Choti bachi ne drwza khola or apny bhai ki ‘Girlfrnd’ ko dkh kr masumiat se kaha Ap Roz Bhai Se Milny Aa Jati

Postman knockd the door a kid

Postman knockd the door. A Kid came wid cigrete in Mouth n Beer in hand. POSTMAN: Papa hain? KID: Abay Dhakkan, Mujhe dekh ke

Wonderful combinationz in this world heart n

wonderful combinationz in this world heart n beats night n moon music n songs roses n love fish n water my costly msgs n

Atif aslam aab toh adaat si hay

atif aslam; aab toh adaat si hay mujh ko. reema; kis cheez ki adaat ho gae ha tujh ko. atif;mohaabat ki adaat ho gae

If i cud reach up and hold

If i cud reach up and hold a star 4 every time u made me smile the entire evening sky wud b in the

A girl convincing her bf

A girl convincing her bf . . . .. . . ‘trust me ali, ohhh… shitt, I mean aamir’… 😛 😀

Usne honton se chu kar pani ko

Usne honton se chu kar,, Pani ko gulabi kar diya,, Hamari to baat aur thi yaaro,, Machliyon tak ko bhi sharabi kar diya…

Deir lagi aane mein tm ko shukar

Deir lagi aane mein tm ko, shukar hai phir bhi aaye to.. aas ne Dil ka sath na chora, wase hm ghabraye to.. shafq,

Sstill mmad aalways rresponsible tteasing

s:’still’ m:’mad’ a:’always’ r:’responsible’ t:’teasing’

Saraiki dictionary excuse me oey buddi

SARAIKI DICTIONARY; Excuse me = (Oey Buddi Da) Stupid = ( o Chuttu Aa) Get Out = (Nikel Maa Ku Yahin) I am in

Milnay ki gharz ho to chalay aatay

MILNAY KI GHARZ HO TO CHALAY AATAY HAIN APNO KI TRAH, GHALIB..! DIL BHAR JAYE TO JAWAAB DENA BHI GAWAARA NAHI KARTAY LOAG..!

Great thought i w0nt be impressed

…*Great thought: I w0n’t be impressed with techn0logy until I can download a pizza…23*

Forward this message including me

Forward This Message Including Me, & Also 2 Ur Friends & Get Cool Reply.. ‘Agar Aap Ko Mere HATH Par Kuch Likhne Ka Chance

If dog attacks u vil

If dog attacks u @ /V.IL @_, V / @_, V__, / @/ /V / L ,[email protected]/ ,__V L @_, V__,. / Enj tamashey

Biscuit wale ka love letter dear marie

Biscuit wale ka love letter: Dear Marie! Today is GOODDAY.I m in GALA land. U’ve made my life SOOPER. I’m the PRINCE of ur

Ye wafa tou un dino ki baat

ye wafa tou un dino ki baat hai faraz………. Jab makan kachy or log sachy hoa kerty thy