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Deir lagi aane mein tm ko shukar

Deir lagi aane mein tm ko, shukar hai phir bhi aaye to.. aas ne Dil ka sath na chora, wase hm ghabraye to.. shafq,

Sstill mmad aalways rresponsible tteasing

s:’still’ m:’mad’ a:’always’ r:’responsible’ t:’teasing’

Saraiki dictionary excuse me oey buddi

SARAIKI DICTIONARY; Excuse me = (Oey Buddi Da) Stupid = ( o Chuttu Aa) Get Out = (Nikel Maa Ku Yahin) I am in

Milnay ki gharz ho to chalay aatay

MILNAY KI GHARZ HO TO CHALAY AATAY HAIN APNO KI TRAH, GHALIB..! DIL BHAR JAYE TO JAWAAB DENA BHI GAWAARA NAHI KARTAY LOAG..!

Great thought i w0nt be impressed

…*Great thought: I w0n’t be impressed with techn0logy until I can download a pizza…23*

Forward this message including me

Forward This Message Including Me, & Also 2 Ur Friends & Get Cool Reply.. ‘Agar Aap Ko Mere HATH Par Kuch Likhne Ka Chance

If dog attacks u vil

If dog attacks u @ /V.IL @_, V / @_, V__, / @/ /V / L ,[email protected]/ ,__V L @_, V__,. / Enj tamashey

Biscuit wale ka love letter dear marie

Biscuit wale ka love letter: Dear Marie! Today is GOODDAY.I m in GALA land. U’ve made my life SOOPER. I’m the PRINCE of ur

Ye wafa tou un dino ki baat

ye wafa tou un dino ki baat hai faraz………. Jab makan kachy or log sachy hoa kerty thy

Pata nahi log london jesi jaga per

Pata nahi log london jesi jaga per kesay reh letay hy . . . Jahan na jaan mehfooz na maal! Thank God I live

Aub toh gham sehne ki aadat si

aub toh gham sehne ki aadat si ho gayi hai raat ko chhup chhup rone ki aadat si ho gayi hai tu Bewafa hai….khel

Meri saanso me wo khushbo ko to

Meri saanso me wo khushbo ko to bharny deta,,, Kaash wo gull mery haathon pe bikharny deta… Aur b zakhm gawara thy mujhy us

When u study 5 to 6 hours

…*When u study 5 to 6 hours seriously… no body watches u… . . . . . . But if u pick up ur

Someone ask me to describe u in

Someone ask me to describe u in two words he expect me to answer The Best but i did not answer i just smiled

Vo sochte honge usko aksar jo hamein

Vo sochte honge usko aksar, jo hamein unke salaam de jaati hai, vo kya jaane unhein choone waali hawa bhi, hamein unke saare paighaam

I mis u love like tu meri

i mis u, i love u, i like u, tu meri jan, tu mera chand, tu meri subha, tu meri sham – – –

Kiss ny ko kiya hm etny bad

kiss kiss ny kiss kiss ko kiss kiya hm etny bad naseeb thy k har chans miss kiya

Ub k os ka hadaf mere ana

Ub k os ka hadaf mere ana the. So sulaah k parcham jala deay hmne.

A black man walks to a bar

A black man walks to a bar. a white man says: ‘colored people are not allowed in here.’ The black man says: ‘when i’m

1 larke ne larki ko dekh k

1 larke ne larki ko dekh k arz kia… Teri smile me kya chamak hy. Teri smile me..Kya.. Chamak hy . Larki smile kr

Boys are very kind girls selfish

Boys are very Kind & Girls are very Selfish! ‘PROOF’ Most Girl Don’t Like to Help Unknown Boys, But, All Boys Are Ready anytime

Tere dil mein rahenge sms bankar dhadkano

Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar, Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar, Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana, Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar!

He broke my heart i his

He broke my Heart , I broke his Apple iphone 32GB . . . . . . . . . App Khud soch sakty

Zindagimain do logon ka bahot khyal rakhna

ZINDAGIMAIN DO LOGON KA BAHOT KHYAL RAKHNA 1…. JNHO NY TMHARI JEET LK LYE SB KHUCH HARA HO 2…. JNHO NY HR DUKH SUKH

Tairna hai to samundar mein tairo nadi

Tairna hai to samundar mein tairo, Nadi naalo mein kya rakha hai, Mohabbat karni hai to apne khuSroo se karo, In bewafa hasino mein

Titanic was sinking romeo juliet i love

titanic was sinking. romeo; juliet i love u. if i cant live with u then i am ready to die with u. juliet; romeo

Umer e daraz mang ker lai the char

umer-e- daraz mang ker lai the char din do arzoo main kut gae do intizar mein.

Is qadr hamari chaahat ka imtihaan na

IS QADR HAMARI CHAAHAT KA IMTIHAAN NA LIJIYE KYON HO HUM SE KHAFA YEH BAYAAN TO KIJIYE! KAR DIJIYE MAAF AGAR HO GAI HUM

Lambe safar mai ek ashyana ho tm

Lambe Safar Mai Ek Ashyana Ho Tm €Akele Raston Ka Dostana Ho Tm €Sochte Hy Tm Bin Zindagi Kaisi Hogi €Kyun K Hmrai Khushi

In a boys life you meet

In A Boys Life… -You Meet A Girl. -She’s Exactly What You Wanted. -You Make Her Your World. -She Breaks Your Heart In Half.

Naya dard ek dil main jagaker chala

Naya dard ek dil main jagaker chala gaya kal pher wo mery sher main Aa ker chala gaya Jese dhondti rahi main logon ki

Angraiz urdu me darwaza kholne ko kese

Angraiz urdu me darwaza kholne ko kese kahey ga? . . Don’t know? Ok, Main btata hoon ‘THERE WAS A COLD DAY’ Isko taiz

Ye jo aag dil mein lagi hai

Ye Jo Aag Dil Mein Lagi Hai Zamane Me Laga Donga Uski Doli Jo Uthi To To To To ! (,’) )) _||_ Koi

Kabutar ne kr di burger pe shit

Kabutar ne kr di burger pe shit zara gaur farmeyga.. Kabutar ne kr di burger pe shit Wah!wah! And u say i am loving

Billgates gav3 5 tip to the waiter

Billgates gav3 5$ tip to the waiter. Waiter: Sir, yesterdy ur son gav 50$ tip & u gave only 5$? Billgates: He is the

Remix of lambi judai from the movie

Remix of Lambi judai from the movie ‘Jannat’ 4 dino ki chutiyan o raba Lambi parhai Parhny me dil mera laagy kaheen na Parhny

Yeh sun k meray hath say gol

Yeh sun k meray hath say gol gappa hi gir gaya . . Sahar. . Jab gol gappy wala bola Plz give us your

1 aadmi hi admi ki nature samjh

1 Aadmi Hi Admi ki nature Samjh skta hy. Ghor Frmaiye Customer: Mujhy 1 Ladies suit chahiye Dukandar: Begum k liye chahiye ya koi

Soorat e aaiina nahi to kiya apnay

Soorat e aa`iina nahi to kiya apnay baatin say main juda bhi nahi raat din jis ki justaju main raha mujh pay woh shakhas

Every tear is a sign of sadness

Every tear is a sign of sadness, Every silence is sign of loneliness, Every smile is sign of kindness, Every sms is sign of

Suna hai pyaar karne waale ajeeb hote

Suna hai pyaar karne waale ajeeb hote hai, Khushi se badle gam naseeb hote hai, Mere dost mohabbat na karna kabhi, Kyonki pyaar karne

The brightest future will always be based

The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past, you can’t get on well in life until you let go of past

Mrsaleem had 3 sonsnamed 1 rehmat e saleem 2 barkat e saleem

Mr:Saleem had 3 sons:Named 1-Rehmat-e-Saleem 2-Barkat-e-Saleem 3-Mehboob-e-Saleem When his 4th son was born, his wife decided to name is Bas-kar-Saleem!:-)

Laughter is the closest distance between two

“Laughter is the closest distance between two people.”

Bat to sach he magar hujom

”BAT TO SACH HE MAGAR…..’ *hujom me kai sar hote hai lekin dimag nai hote. *3aurto me raz rehsakta he basharte k in me

Himmat hai to answer do

Himmat hai TO ANSWER do . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. .

Bohut afsos ki baat hai pura din

Bohut afsos ki baat hai pura din guzar gaya sub ne wish kya par ap ne mujhe wish nahi kia:- Apko nahi malum Aaj

Guzar gaee raat aankhon main ho mulaqaat

Guzar gaee raat aankhon aankhon main Ho gaee mulaqaat aankhon aankhon main Sadiyoun say piyaasi thee mohabbat Ho gaee bersaat aankhon aankhon main Mil

Moja karo ludiyan pao

Moja Karo 🙂 Ludiyan Pao 😉 Dhamalan Pao B-) Shurlian Chlao 🙂 Rola Pao 😀 Abby Nu Dasso 😉 Ammi Nu Dasso 😛 Khushi

Diference two girlz wearing same t shirt

Diference: Two girlz wearing same T-Shirt. . . Response: That pagal COPIED MY STYLE….. Two boyz wearing same T-Shirt. . . Response: ‘Arey Mera

What is the colour of frequency

What is the colour of frequency? Ans: Purple How? Frequency=1/time That means 1/sec Now 1sec = Ek Pal So 1/Pal= Per Pal Per Pal=

Manzilein bhi uski thi raasta uska tha

Manzilein bhi uski thi, raasta bhi uska tha; Ek hum hi akele thei, kafilaa bhi uska tha; saath chalne ki soch bhi uski thee,

Sab sey gul mil janey ki adat

Sab sey gul mil janey ki adat hain hame, Apne alag pehchan banane ki aadat hain hamey Jitna koi gehra gum deta hain Utna

Chand ki aan ho tum sitaro shaan

Chand Ki Aan Ho Tum, Sitaro Ki Shaan Ho Tum, Phoolon Ka Arman Ho Tum, Kudrat Ka Inaam Ho Tum, Par Sab Se Pehle

New age poem chatting chatting

New age poem.. . Chatting chatting, yes mama. . With new girl frnd? No mama. . Telling lie? No mama. . Open ur facebook,

When i smoke i feel ashamed n

‘When I smoke, i feel ashamed n then i look at the cigarette and think of those poor workers in the cigarette factory, their

Zindgi me na rehti judai to yaad

Zindgi Me Na Rehti Judai, To Yaad Na Karta Her Kisi Ko Koi, Per Acha Kiya Khuda Ne Banai Judai, Q k Judai Se

Jam karwa hai magar itna bhi nahi

Jam karwa hai magar itna bhi nahi kay piya na jay, Zindigi main dard hai magar itna bhi nahi ke jiya na jay, Sms

Its a strange feeling to scroll

It’s A Strange Feeling To Scroll Through All The Numbers In Your Phone … And Realize That There Is No One Who Will Understand

Tumain dil sy bhulani ki adhoori koshashian

TUMAIN DIL SY BHULANI KI ADHOORI KOSHASHIAN KAR K TUAIN YAD NA KARNY KI ZAROORI KOSHASHAIN KAR K MAIN KHUD HE THAK GYA HOOON

Allah waleyoki pe labde o

ALLAH waleyo! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Mana k zamane lakh aib hen mujh

Mana k zamane k lakh aib hen mujh me…. ……yaro….. Magr dosto ko bhol jana mujhe aaj b na aaya..!!.

Dil ko jlane se kya faida anso

Dil ko jlane se kya Faida anso Bhane Se kya Faida Jb usne Hmen choor kr kisi aur ka Hath tham Lia Ab uske

Modern obedient neat kind excellent young

Modern, Obedient, Neat, Kind, Excellent, Young, Hey! Thats me… Pareshan mat ho is mai tumhra nam b ha… Read the 1st alphabet of evry

Tamanna dil ki hasrat haipoori ho jaye

Tamanna Dil Ki Hasrat Hai,Poori Ho Jaye To Hum Khush-Kismat Hai, Na Poori Ho To Gam Na Karna,Adhuri Rehna To Tamanna Ki Fitrat Hai,

Ye jo aag dil me lagi hai

Ye Jo Aag Dil Me Lagi hai Zamane Ko Laga Dunga Uthi Jo Uski Doli.. . . . To . . . . .

Truth women never have anything to wear

TRUTH Women never have anything to wear.. Don’t QuestiOn The Racks Of Clothes in The Closet.. You’ll be Answered Every Time, YOu Just dOn’t

Living in the favourable and unfavourable situation

Living in the favourable and unfavourable situation is called ‘PART OF LIFE’, But smiling in all those situations is called ‘ART OF LIFE’.

Rishte tor deti hai gf insaan

Rishte tor deti hai GF.. Insaan ko tanha kar deti hai GF.. Na aane dena dil k qareeb kabhi isko.. Qyun k dil se

Aaj jis nay roza rakha hai uski

Aaj jis jis nay roza rakha hai uski aftari mere ghar . . . . . . . . . . . . .

1 admi ne nargis ko goad

1 Admi ne Nargis ko Goad mein bitha k pocha Tum 1 raat mei kitna kama leti ho? Nargis:Rs.50,000 Admi:Sach bta? Nargis:ROZI ky adey

Lets play death game u lose

Lets play death game U lose = U die I lose = Live long My life My rulezzz Wot say ???

Ban ke ehsaas meri dharkan paas rehtay

ban ke ehsaas meri dharkan ke paas rehtay ho tasveer ban ke in ankhon ke paas rehtay ho aaj poochna hai aap se aik

Husun walo ko kia zarorat hy sanwarny

‘Husun waLo ko kia Zarorat hy Sanwarny ki dosto. Hum to saadgi may b Qayamat ki Ada rakhty Hain.’ Dedicated 2 Me TALIYAAN Thank

Sms magic aap ko punjabi ka 1

SMS Magic Aap Ko Punjabi Ka 1 Lafz Bhejta Hoon. Jise Aap Aage Se Parho Ya Pichhe Se, Aap Ko Mera Hi Naam Dikhai

Funny but true these days

Funny But True.! . . . .. . . . . . . These Days the first thing people do after Breakup is ‘change

The purpose of a relationship is not

The Purpose Of a Relationship Is Not To Have Someone Who Might Complete You, But To Have The One … With Whom You Can

Karachi ke halat 7 rupee bori

Karachi ke halat . . . 7 rupee ke bori . . . 3 rupee ke dori . . . Lo bhi 10 rupee

Hm dosti main seerat dekhtay hain soorat

Hm Dosti main Seerat Dekhtay hain Soorat nahi ‘FARAZ’ Issi liye to Meray Saray Dost ‘Dingay ,pringay or Chibbay khriby’ hain.:-P;-):-S:-(

Girl 1 iam in love g2

…*Girl 1: Iam in love. G2: Wh0 is he? G3: Kia krta hai? G4 : Height kitni hai? N0w same situation with boys! BOY1:

Log to ishq mein qurban ho jate

Log To Ishq Mein Qurban Ho Jate Hai, Aye Dost Hum To Sirf Pagal Hue Baithe Hai, Dekha Hai Kya Tumne Wo Taj-E-Mahal, Jise

Jawabi khat ma yun usne mery bary

Jawabi khat ma yun usne mery bary ma likha tha, Bura b keh nhi sakty mgr achy nhi lgty, Nhi masrof ma itna k

Kya ha yahi ishq saki mutlab le

kya ha yahi ishq ……saki mutlab le k bhol jana

Tragedy of moon so attractive but

Tragedy of moon . So attractive but so simple . So enlightening but so cool . So moving but so still . So quite

Roses are waiting for hours need

Roses are waiting for hours, Need one touch of yours, My life is like a rose, Need one SMS dose, Flowers grow with love

The common mistake made by most of

the common mistake made by most of us: ”’we listen half , understand quarter, think zero & react double”’

Height of social networking a boys

‘HEIGHT OF SOCIAL NETWORKING’ A boy’s FACEBOOK status: ‘I m online from Bathroom’ His Dad comment on status: ‘Son come out fast I am

Khush ho tum to khushi meri ho

Khush ho tum to khushi meri ho.., Ro’o tm to ankhen num meri ho…, A DOST hmari dosti itni gehri ho K Beech Road

In aankhon se sapne churana nahi

In Aankhon Se Sapne Churana Nahi Hamari Dosti Ko kabhi Azmana Nahi Tumhare 1 SmS K Badle Hum 100-Call Kar Dain gay Par Shart

People who like u more will alwayz

‘PEOPLE WHO LIKE U MORE, WILL ALWAYZ F8 WID U. IT’S NOT THAT THEY STARTED HATING U’IT MEANS THAT THEY WANT UR ATTENTION EVERYTIME’:X

Agar ap kahin ja rahe hain or

Agar Ap Kahin Ja Rahe Hain Or ‘Kaali Billi’ AAp K Aage Se Guzar jay To iska Matlb Ha K…. ‘Kaali Billi’ bi Kahin

Facebook story add as a friend

FACEBOOK STORY : Add as a friend ” Approve ” Write something on wall ” Intro ” Everyday chatting ” Ask phone number ”

We want peace in karachi

We want peace in Karachi.. * Aaj nhe Bolo gay . . . . . . To Kal Bori me Miloge* . . .

Wohh pal aiysaa thaa kay inkaar ker

Wohh pal aiysaa thaa kay inkaar ker naa paaye, Duneeyaa kay dar say ikraar ker naa paaye, Naa thee Zindagee jiss kay binaa mumkin,

Facebook is like a refrigerator

Facebook is like a Refrigerator. . You get bored and keep checking, . But nothing ever change.

Im not sad for being single

I’m not sad for being single,, rathr :-O I’m thinking of her who is single bcz of me:-p . . . Aaaawwwh.. ‘bechaarii’ 😉

Kahin milay tu usay yeh kehna main

Kahin milay tu usay yeh kehna Main saray arman jala chukka hoon Jo sholey bharkey thay khawahishon k Wo ansoyon se bhuja chukka hoon

I have 3 parts of my heart

I have 3 parts of my heart, . . . 1st 4 my Allah, . . 2nd 4 my Family, . 3rd 4 my

Hazaron larkian aisi k har larki per

Hazaron larkian aisi k har larki per dam niklay . . . . . Per jis larki pe dam niklay uska ‘add as friend’

Aane kyu aisa us din mere saath

aane Kyu Aisa Us Din Mere Saath Hua Tha, Unhone Kaha Tha Milaaingey Zarur Aur Hum Intzaar Karte Rahe, Shaam Bhi Dhal Gayi, Tufaaan

Wat is ur month people born

Wat is ur Month?? People born in * JAN are bold and alert; * FEB are lucky and loyal; *MARCH are Naughty and Genius;

Dunya me 1 dil aisa bhi hy

Dunya me 1 Dil Aisa bhi hy jo Hr Subha Hr Shaam Hr Raat Hr Pal Hr Lamha Sirf aur Sirf Aap k liay

I love mickey mouse more than any

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. -Walt Disney

Dont make ur heart like a garden

Don’t Make Ur Heart Like A Garden. So That Everybody Walks In It… But Let It Be Like The Sky Which Everybody Wishes 2

Khobsurat log lazmi nahi k acchay

KHOBSURAT LOG Lazmi nahi k Acchay ho, LEKIN…. ACCHAY LOG Hamesha KhobsooratHoty hain. Jaisy k Aap…? Meri misaal lylijye,!

My ex and i had a strange

My Ex And I Had A Strange And Wonderful RelatiOnship! . . . . SHE Was Strange … I Was Wonderful … ;)!

Aaj dear kal yar parso pyar phir iqrar phir intezar phir takrar phir darar

Aaj-Dear Kal-Yar Parso-Pyar Phir-Iqrar Phir-Intezar Phir-Takrar Phir-Darar Saari Mehnat Bekar BACHi Kisi Or k Sath Frar (‘,’)/ /|/ Shit Yar! /__

Dar e qafas se jab b saba guzrti hai

‘Dar-e-qafas se jab b saba guzrti hai Kisay khabar,k aseeron pe kia guzrti hai Wo ab milay b to milta hai is tarah jese

I always knew looking back on the

I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, But I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me

Never look back regret remember the people

Never look back… Never regret… Never remember the people you’ve met. Never begin… And never end… Never say never when it comes to your

An old mans t shirt has words

An old man’s T-shirt has words: ~ ‘I am not 40, I am 16 with 24 years of experience’ ~ That’s Attitude! Think…. Differently….:-)

The minimum area with maximum number of

The Minimum Area With Maximum Number of Color Paints..?? GIRL’S FACE :-):D lolxxxx

I wish k aapko is saal

I wish k Aapko is saal … Khushyan, , Kamyabia, , Dolat, , Rehmat, , K, , , 7 7 Meri shadi ka card

Kitabo me tere phol chupaya krte

kitabo me tere phol chupaya krte Apne takyey pe teri koi nishani likhte Dil ka aangan teri khushbu se mehkta din bhr Hm mohbat

Brand new style of break up a

*Brand New Style Of Break-Up* ‘A Boyfrnd threw 6 crckt balls at his Grlfrnd, Girl yelled ‘wht was dat for? Boy said: = ‘Its

A parody of zong song enjoy

A Parody Of Zong Song Enjoy Krte Raho Tv Dekhte Raho Parhae Par Kabhe Tawajja Dena Nae Me To Mayoos Tha Paper Dekh Ke

Yeh duniya 1 chota sa khuwab hai

Yeh duniya 1 chota sa khuwab hai. Jiyo apni zindagi aise, jaise ji raha gulab hai. Reh kar sath aap kaanto k bhi, muskurao

Girl and wakeel talking wakeeles admi ny

Girl and wakeel talking! wakeel:es admi ny ap k sath keya kya behn G? larki:es ny mjy zabardasti pakra. wakeel:phir behn G? phir es

Jis ka wajood hi nahain woh hasti

jis ka wajood hi nahain woh hasti kis kam ki,jahan dil na lagay woh baste kis kam ki.yaad aaop ki aae aur hum sms

Ghar me practis karna 1 aik

Ghar me practis karna 1. Aik angoor lo 2. Hath me pakro 3. Ab upne danto k beech me rakho 4. Ab ahista se

Sab sey gul mil janey ki adat

Sab sey gul mil janey ki adat hain hame, Apne alag pehchan banane ki aadat hain hamey Jitna koi gehra gum deta hain Utna

Kahen na wo muj main apna wajood

KAHEN NA KAHEN WO MUJ MAIN APNA WAJOOD CHOOOR GYA HY ”’FARAZ”” WARAN YOUN HANST HANSTY RO DYNA MRE ADIT PAHLY KABI NA THE

Sardar skht grmi my 2 coat pehn

Sardar skht Grmi my 2 Coat Pehn k gr my Paint kr rha tha Admi:2 Coat q Pehne ho? Sardar: Daby pe Likha hy

Hello h r u dunya mai kisi

hello h r u ??DUNYA MAI KISI K LEYE KOI KUCH KARTA NAHIN MARNE WALOUN K SAATH KOI MARTA NAHIN MARNE KI BAAT TU

Main ny bahot chaha k ando

main ny bahot chaha k ando – e- wafa sy chootoon wo sitam gar mere marne py b razi na hua

Every night when i look at the

Every night when I look at the moon, it reminds me of you, how you can see the same moon. It makes me sometimes

Khobsorat logoo se muhabbat nahi hoti bulke

Khobsorat logoo se Muhabbat nahi hoti, Bulke jisse Muhabbat ho gi who Khobsorat lagne lagta hay…! ‘Silient Loving Heart’

Pyar insan se kro uski aadat

Pyar INSAN se kro uski AADAT se nhi Rutho unki BATO se unse nhi Bhulo unki GLATIYO ko unhe nhi Qki Dosti se BADHKAR

Yoon to hm mazaq kiya nhi krte

Yoon to hm Mazaq kiya nhi krte, Gift to kya Lft b diya nhi krte, Ye to Ap se rishta ha wafa ka Warna

Try not to become a man of

Try not to become a man of success But Rathertry to become a man of value….. (ALBERT EINSTINE)

Waade bhi dost ne kya khub nibhaye

Waade bhi dost ne kya khub nibhaye, Zakham muft mein aur dard tohfe me bhijwaye, Is se badhkar wafa ki misaal kya hogi, Maut

The most stupid thing to do is

The most ‘stupid’ thing to do is, saying it to others or yourself.

Koi tu mere khayalon ko chahne wala

Koi Tu Mere Khayalon Ko Chahne Wala Ho Muhabaton K Khzane Lutane Wala Ho Us 1 Shks Ko Dunya Ki Hr Khushi De Don