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Devdas of 2011 maa ne kaha

DEVDAS Of 2011.. Maa Ne Kaha Facebook pa bthna Chor Do. Abba Ne Kaha Night Package karna Chor Do. Doston Ne Kaha Mobile Se

Once rakhi sawant goes to lic office

Once Rakhi Sawant Goes To LIC Office. Rakhi Mujhe Apni Body Ka Insurance Karna Hai. Officer- Sorry Madam Hum Public Property Per Insurance Nahi

If engineer starts making films the

IF Engineer Starts Making Films . The Name Will Be . . . ‘Current Ho na Ho’ ‘Janam Supply Karo’ ‘Aa Ab B.Tech Karain’

Iifa awards 2011 nominees song are

iifa awards 2011 nominees song are: Mika singh Song : dhinka chika dhinka chika Sonu nigam Song: All iz well Sunidhi chohan Song: shela

Bhakt meri shadi aishwarya se karva do

Bhakt: Meri Shadi Aishwarya Se Karva Do Bhagwan: Aishwarya Ki Ek Saari 1 Lakh Ki Hai Kharch Utha Paoge Bhakt: Bhagwaan Koi Upai Bataye

before tom cruise rajani was approached

* BEFORE TOM CRUISE, RAJANI WAS APPROACHED FOR THE MOVIE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE, BUT RAJANI REFUSED AS HE FOUND THE TITLE INSULTING..

Mvies f cllg life clssesbrdsht attendceher

Mövies Öf Cöllègé Life, (Clässes)=Bärdäsht (Attendäce)=Herä Pheri (Cläss RoOm)=Nö Entry (Teächer)=Jäni Dushman (Exäm)=Evil Deåd (Exäminer)=DÖn (Fri (Qüestion Päper)=Ek Päheli (Answer Päper)=Körä Käghäz (Resült)=Sädmä (Päss)=Çhämätkär

Film looto pakistan hero asif zardari

FILM ‘Looto Pakistan’ HERO: Asif Zardari HEROIN: Fouzia wahab SIDE HERO: Yousaf Raza Gillani VILLANS: Sharif Brothers, Imran Khan & Qazi Hussain Ahmd GUEST

Theres nothing rajni cant do rajinikanth

There’s Nothing Rajni Can’t Do Rajinikanth makes onions cry. Rajinikanth can delete the Recycling Bin. Ghosts are actually caused by Rajinikanth killing people faster

Nehru sir gandhi and singh went to

Nehru sir ,Gandhi sir and singh sir went to america to attend a seminar after completing it they had a dinner.at that party Nehru

Gabbarsingh ne janam lia to uski maa

Gabbar_Singh ne janam lia to uski maa usko mar rahi thi, Nurse_Q mar rahi ho? Maa Boli_kamenna jb se peda hua hy 1 hi

Beti maa gaon me bollywood wale aye

Beti: Maa GAON Me Bollywood Wale Aye Hen Maa: Andar Aja Inki Niyat Boht Khrab Hoti Hy Beti: Maa Imran Hashmi B Aya Hy

Talebaan song o main nikla bum

(Talebaan Song) O main nikla O bum le k O rsty pr O sarak me ik Chok aaya Main uthay bum thok aayaaa…

Plz dont listen the song behne

Plz don’t listen the song. ‘Behne de, mujhe behne de’ Movie: Raavan. Is song me wo banda logon ki behne maang raha hai. :-p.

(”,)____//_ (‘,’)/ ( ) / (‘ ,’) (;) ; / (”,)____//_ Dazz mje bori m pek krny aya tha Janta nae kon hun m

Wife india jao to banarsi sari bejna

Wife: India jao to banarsi sari bejna, Dubai jao to Jewelry France jao to Perfume Husband ne jal k kaha or dozakh jaun to

Teacher to 1 clas student chalo beta

Teacher to 1 clas student: chalo beta ye line 2 lafzon main bol kar dikhao ‘Teacher main aap se pyar karta hon’ Student: sorry

London me rehne do london se

‘London me rehne do London se na nikalo London se jo nikla to me mar jaonga Mirza meri tauba Mirza meri tauba New Song

Savia wel its da name of

‘SAVIA’ Wel its da name of Aishwarya Rai Bachhan’s Daughter…. In memory of 3 gr8 men she loved : SAlman 😉 VIvek 😛 Abhishek

Once rakhi sawant goes to lic office

Once Rakhi Sawant Goes To LIC Office. Rakhi Mujhe Apni Body Ka Insurance Karna Hai. Officer- Sorry Madam Hum Public Property Per Insurance Nahi

Log khte ha pyr itna b

Log khte ha, pyr itna b mt kro k girlfrnd sar pe sawar ho jy hm khte ha k pyr itna kro k girlfrnd

Serious question if harry potter has magical

Serious Question: If Harry Potter has magical power……. Why the hell he needs to wear glasses? (‘.’) /’/ _/’_gul ty sochan wali a:-);o)

Theres nothing rajni can do when

There’s Nothing Rajni Can Do When you say ‘no one’s perfect’, Rajinikanth takes this as a personal insult. There is nothing like recession, its

The pyramids in egypt are actually

THE PYRAMIDS IN EGYPT ARE ACTUALLY…………………………… ………. RAJANIKANTHS PRIMARY SCHOOL CRAFT PROJECTS!!!!!!!!!!!! * BREAKING NEWS: NASA DOES NOT EXISTS ANYMORE…..!! RAJANIKANTH PURCHASED ALL THE

Aisi zindagi ho ge har taraf khusi

aisi zindagi ho ge har taraf khusi ho ge itna pyaar do ga tujhay ae meray sanam ab na koi gham ho ga na

Kitne bhartiyon ko lagta hy k

Kitne % bhartiyon ko lagta hy k Salman Khan, Katrina Kaif se Shadi Karega? Ans: 10% bcoz . . . . . Rest of

Your silly two eyes took away the

Your Silly Silly Two Eyes Took away the Rest Of My Heart Away. The Rest of My Heart Was Taken Away By ur Silly

Why kareena did not marry shahid

Why Kareena did not marry Shahid . . . . . . . Bcz she wanted a new surname after marriage Not Kapoor agiain…

Gabbar ye hath mujy dede thakur

Gabbar: Ye hath mujy dede thakur Thakur: Le le Basanti k b lele, J or Viru k b lele, Octopus ban ja kutte! Gabar:

Altaf kon banega crorepati khelne gya

Altaf: Kon Banega Crorepati Khelne Gya! AMITAB BHACHAN: Ne Question Pucha! Q: Whats Ur Father Name? ALTAF: Plz Option Dena? A: Qaim Ali Shah

Breaking news today ek train cycle

Breaking News: Today Ek Train Cycle Ki Chapet Me aayi.. Train Me sawaar Sabhi Log Maare Gaye.. Cycle Driver ‘RAJNIKANTH’ Farrar..! :pp

Amitabh aaj mere paas rocket hai

Amitabh – Aaj mere paas Rocket hai ….. Phatake hai ….. Phuljhadi hai ….. Anar hai aur ….. Atom bomb bhi haiiin ….. tumhare

Dhoom 3 john ibraham and hrithik roshan

Dhoom 3 John ibraham and hrithik Roshan are on bike with speed of 600km/h . . . . And suddenly, . . Rajnikant overtakes

Agar doctors filme banate to un filmo

Agar Doctors filme banate To un filmo k naam ye hote… X-Ray Ho Na Ho, Kaho Na Bukhar Hy, Hum Blood De Chuke Sanam,

Dohni maa mujhy plate ma chahay tea

Dohni: maa mujhy plate ma chahay (tea) kun day rahi ho. Maa: Cup tumaray baap jo lay gayn hain.

Theres nothing rajni can do rajinikanth

There’s Nothing Rajni Can Do:-) Rajinikanth can play the violin…..with a piano. When Rajinikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on,…. He

Sholay ki team ne ipl mein hissa

Sholay ki Team ne IPL mein hissa liya Gabber k Bowlers ne 20 over me 350 Run diye & us mein 200 Runs Extra

Rajnikant went to world cooking championship of

Rajnikant went to world cooking championship… Of course rajni won but guess what he made in finale??? . . . . . Lal mirch

Purani aur nayi umrao jaan mein kya

Purani aur nayi Umrao Jaan mein kya farak hai…?? Purani Papa ki jaan thi aur nayi Bete ki jaan hai….

Ek mandi men koi bhi gunha gar

ek mandi men koi bhi gunha gar afrad jata ghib ho jata akshe gaya ghib salman gaya gahib amir gaya gahib katrina keaf gai

why did rajani buy an acre

* WHY DID RAJANI BUY AN ACRE OF LAND WTH 4 WELLS ON EACH CORNER????? ………………….. TO PLAY CARROM!!!!!!

Ob humare pass britney shakira anejlina

Ob***- Humare Pass ‘BRITNEY SHAKIRA ANEJLINA’ Jaise Atom Bomb Hai. Tumhare Pas Kya H? Manm***-Humare Pas Bomb Diffuser ‘EMRAN HASHMI’ Hai.:-)

breaking news sunny leone jism

!~! Breaking News !~! ‘Sunny Leone’ ‘JISM 2’ Ke Liye Hindi Seekh rahi Hain.. 😀 Unhe Lag raha hai ke ‘Mahesh Bhatt Ji’ Un

Life is like a movie if

Life is like a MOVIE.. If u r sad-DRAMA. If u r afraid-SUSPENSE. If u r angry-ACTION. When u Look at the mirror-HORROR. Now

Dont e angry like that my love

Don’t ße angry like that my Love, One day u must leave the world my Love. Nahi samjy..? Aven Russya na kr meri jaan

Bhakt meri shadi aishwarya se karva do

Bhakt: Meri Shadi Aishwarya Se Karva Do Bhagwan: Aishwarya Ki Ek Saari 1 Lakh Ki Hai Kharch Utha Paoge Bhakt: Bhagwaan Koi Upai Bataye

Munnabhai yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate

MunnaBhai: Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain? Bole to dog tail shaking WHY? Circuit: Common sense Bhai! Ab poonch kutte ko to nahin

Ircuit bhai american sadar kahan rehta hai

ircuit: Bhai American Sadar kahan rehta hai? Munna Bhai: Dhobi Ghaat pe. Circuit: Bhai Dobhi Ghat boly to? Munna Bhai: English main boly to

Media 2 rakhi sawant aap kitni padhi

Media 2 Rakhi Sawant: Aap kitni Padhi Likhi hain?? Rakhi: Jyada nahi..? Media: Phir bhi?? Rakhi (Sharmate hue) Aap bhi na…!! Bas, INTER-COURSE kiya

Question who will go to

Question – Who will go to watch Ra.One twice? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Salmaan khan aaj mere baap k pas

Salmaan Khan- Aaj Mere Baap K Pas 14 Cars Hai 18 Bikes Hai, 4 Bunglow Hai, 3 Farmhouse Hai, Tumhare Paas Kya Hai? Abhishek

Imran khan aur javed hashmi ko mila

Imran khan aur javed hashmi ko mila k kya bnega? . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Sufi banaspati jo naam hai aitamad ka

SUFI BANASPATI jo naam hai aitamad ka, MUNNI ko cooking ka shoq hua, Mama le aai Sufi, Sufi pe aitamad jo tha, Subah uthi

Himesh reshamiya ka kutta ghar se baagh

Himesh Reshamiya Ka Kutta Ghar Se Baagh Giya Dosray Kutton Ne Pocha: Yaar Tu Q Bhaag Giya Wahan Se?” Us Ne Kaha Kia Btao

Ek mandir tha jisme buri niyat wale

Ek mandir tha jisme buri niyat wale gayab ho jate the Imran hashmi gaya Imran gayab salman khan gaya salman gayab veena malik gai

What to we learn from movies like

What to we learn from movies like Om Shanti Om and Ra-one? . . . . . . . . . . That it

Hum me hai hero dear

‘Hum Me Hai Hero’ . . . . Dear Himesh Reshamiya The Above Line Was Not To Be Taken Seriously… :D…

Reporter meera gi ham ny suna hai

Reporter: Meera gi ham ny suna hai k aap cigrette peti hai . . . . . . Meera: Ooh my gaaad, aff course,

Tv host to meera should woman

Tv Host to Meera: Should Woman have Children after 35?? . . Meera: No, I Think 35 Children are Enough,, . . . .

Rajinikanths next film heroin is

Rajinikanth’s next film heroin . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . is born

Munnabhai circut ye doctr opration ke

MUNNABHAI : CIRCUT Ye Doctr Opration ke Waqt Mriz ko Behosh Q krte He ? CIRCUT : ‘ Bhai Bole To Agr Mriz Opration

Director to heroin tumhain 14 dako pakrrain

Director to heroin: Tumhain 14 Dako pakrrain ge phir hero bachane aaey ga Heroin: hero kon hy? Director: IMRAN HASHMI Heroin: To us sy

World cup 2015 grouping group a

World cup 2015 grouping. Group A : Pak,Ind,Aus,NZ,West indies,Rsa,Eng,Ban,Can,Ire. Group B : Rajnikanth.

My body and heart is very thirsty

‘My body and heart is very thirsty O my beloved by your love’ Samajh ayi? Nahi, Profesar NASEEBO LAL explain it Mera tan man

Ronaldo meny agr football ko laat mari

Ronaldo: Meny agr football ko laat mari tow wo 3 months tak gol ghumti rhegi. Rajnikant: Yanna Raskalla! Tmko pata hai duniya abhi tak

Sameer soomro dabangg 1 bacha dabang film

SaMeer SooMro DABANGG…!!!! 1 Bacha Dabang film dekh kr aya….! School mein sir: Tumhare saare ans galat hain marks dain to kahan se? …

Filmi madical reps veer jahan bhi

Filmi madical reps ‘VEER’ jahan bhi hath dalu 20000 ke sale nikal leta hu ‘WANTED’ Ek Baar Jo Mene ‘Sale’ Krna Shuru Kr Di

Arbaz khan is making a sequel of

Arbaz khan is making a sequel of Dabanng Starring Emran Hashmi & Mallika Sherawat Title: PALANGG ……..

Mere jism ko kmzor na samjo

Mere Jism Ko Kmzor Na Samjo, ‘D O S T O’ Agr Meri GirlfrnD Mujko Body Bilding krne Se Na rokti, To Me Aj

Main chaah kr bhi usey doobney se

Main Chaah kr Bhi Usey DooBNey se BaCcha Na Saka aey viki . Kyu k Usne mjhe khud he kaha tha k . .

Munni aur sheela dance karen to

‘Munni aur Sheela’ Dance karen to ye Haseena’on ki Ada. . Aur ! . Me karun to ‘ SALA ‘ Character Dheela Hy !

Munna bhai aby sarkit yeh bata ager

MUNNA BHAI: Aby sarkit: yeh bata, ager bina danton ka kutta kat le to kia karny ka? SARKIT: Simple bhai. bina sui k 14

Veer jaha b msg krunga 5 10 ek

‘VEER’ Jaha b msg krunga 5-10 msg ek sath bhej dunga ‘WANTED’ Ek Baar Jo Mene ‘SMS’ Krna Shuru Kr Diya TO uske baad

Hum to apny doston py andha yaqeen

Hum to apny doston py andha yaqeen rakhtay thay faraz, film bodyguard dekhi to pata chala k best friends bhi kitny kameny hoty hen.

Bhayanak pait dard ki wajh se doctors

Bhayanak pait dard ki wajh se doctors ko imran hashmi ka operation karna pra ., , and u know what they found..??.. . .

Iiffa awards nominees for best singers are

Iiffa awards nominees for best singers are: 😉 Mika singh song: dhinka chika dhinka chika (Ready) Rahat Fateh Ali song: Rabba mein to mar

Londn mein raheny do london se na

Londön mein raheny do london se na nekalo… London se jo nekalogy to Liyari waly kuty ki maut marengay… Mirza meri tauba…. Mirza meri

Mutehida k liye 1 or fakher ki

Mutehida k liye 1 or fakher ki bat Altaf (Hussain) ki press comfrns k bad india k 5 bare Flim Darector’s ki janib se

If hollywood movies were made in punjabwood

If Hollywood movies were made in PUNJABwood. Jurrasic Park: Dinasour da raula. Spiderman: Jaaley wala Gujjar. Superman: Udd-da Malik Terminator: Lohe da Butt, kadd

Blue film ka director shooting k duran

Blue film ka director shooting k duran kheta ho ga: L I G H T S C A M E R A S O

Breaking news adnan sami apni building

BREAKING NEWS: Adnan Sami apni building k 10th floor sy neechy gir gaye… Aur… Tippa kha k wapis oopar chaly gaye..

If you give me 100 young boys

If You Give Me 100 Young BOYS I Can Change The NATiON . IMRAN KHAN If You Give Me 100 Young GiRLR I Can

Meera to shopkeeper aap ke paas

Meera to Shopkeeper: Aap ke paas Calculator hai? Shopkeeper: Casio? Meera: Mai theek, aap sunaayen? 😀

Pani me gira rumal to gila hai

Pani Me Gira Rumal To Rumal Gila Hai.. Asman Me Dekha To Asman B Nila Hai… Muhabat to Sub Krte Hai Par,,, . .

Amyrikans destrayed avar kuntry far 60 ears

Amyrikans destrayed avar kuntry far 60 ears Lat us destraye theare languveej faryever. Pharward dhis tu al Lats meak aisi ki taisi af ingleeesh.

At night if mosquito bites what should

At Night If Mosquito Bites, What Should We Do.? ? ? ? ? Just Scratch n Sleep Again We r Not Rajnikant 2 Make

Theres nothing rajni can do rajinikanth

There’s Nothing Rajni Can Do Rajinikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, ‘Bang!’ In an average living room

Rajani went for morning walk after 1

Rajani went for morning walk. After 1 hour, the police arrested him. Why?? Bcos He reached USA without VISA!!

Rajinikant got his driving license at the

Rajinikant got his driving license at the age of 16 seconds ————————– Rajnikanth can see himself sleeping.. ————————– And…. And…. And…. The “Rajnikant” award

Rajnikanth once put a bonfire and that

Rajnikanth once put a bonfire and that place is now known as SAHARA DESERT..!! ————————–

rajni sentences the judge in court

-Rajni sentences the judge in the court – He can declare the third umpire out ! – He can red-card a soccer match referee.

Rajni doesnt find bugs in any code

Rajni doesn’t find bugs in any code, because ‘Bugs’ come to watch his movie & they’re caught.. J They have found ‘Bugs’ in Da

Once rajnikant donated blood to a very

Once Rajnikant Donated blood to a very small, sick and thin child., Today that child is known as ‘The Great Khali’. ————————– My cell

Agr police waly film bnana shuru kr

Agr Police waly film bnana shuru kr den to film k name is tarah hon gy. Hindi films name…. Rawangi Ho Na Ho, Kaho

Indian hmare pas aishwariya hai kareena bipasha

INDIAN: hmare pas Aishwariya hai, Kareena hai, Bipasha hai, Katreena hai tmhare pas kia hai? PAKISTANI: hmare pas jagah hai, le aao sb ko;-

India me ik new canima khula jis

India me ik new canima khula jis ka naam ‘GHANDHI KI DHOTI’ Rakha gaya, Jb koi new film ati to uska poster kuch is

Katrina me tuhmare liye sub chor dungi

Katrina: Me Tuhmare liye sub chor dungi, Salman: Ami Abu? Ktrina:G Salman: Khana pina Katrina:G Salman: Friends? Katrina:G Salman: ‘Jo ye msg parh raha

Wat will u call mrbean when he

wat will u call mr.bean when he is sleeping guess guess abhe soch yaar kya yaar abhi tak nahi socha U will call him

Janeman jan e mann ye salman khan ki

Janeman Janeman Janeman Jan-e-mann Jan-e-mann Ye salman khan ki flop film hai!!!

1 actress dukhi lehje main apni saheli

1 Actress Dukhi Lehje Main Apni Saheli Se : Yeh Mard Kitni Jaldi Badal Jatey Hein Kal Tak Chaudhry Sahab Mujhe Itne Ache Lagte

Mir khan ki har film mein koi

mir Khan Ki Har Film Mein Koi Na Koi Message Hota Hai Per Ghajini Dekh K Ap Ko Kya Msg Milta Hai??? Simple Ganja

Purani aur nayi umrao jaan mein

Purani aur nayi Umrao Jaan mein kya farak hai…?? Purani Papa ki jaan thi aur nayi Bete ki jaan hai….

Himesh bhai ne shaadi ki aur 3

Himesh Bhai Ne Shaadi Ki Aur 3 Saal Tak Koi Bachha Nahi Hua Pucho Kyon . . . . . Arre Bhaiyya Unhe Koi

Why does waheda reham never changes his

Why does Waheda Reham never changes his sariee in the film GUIDE? Cos dev anand says!o mere hamrahi,meri baanh thame chalna! Badle duniya saree

Why does waheda reham never changes his

Why does Waheda Reham never changes his sariee in the film GUIDE? Cos dev anand says!o mere hamrahi,meri baanh thame chalna! Badle duniya saree

Athan to imran hashmi tum buht jhota

athan To Imran Hashmi Tum Buht Jhota Hai Imran Hashmi : Kiun ? Pathan : Kitni Baar Bola Aik Baar Aja Aja Aja Aaja

Aapne ab tak sholay movie kitni bar

Aapne Ab Tak Sholay Movie Kitni Bar Dekhi Ha ? ? 5 Baar 4 Baar 3 Baar ? Chaloo 2 Baar Hi Dekhi Ho

Breaking news indian top actress katrina

Breaking News: Indian Top Actress ‘Katrina Kaif’ Died in New York. Aby Film NEWYORK Main Yaar. Aise thorri Marny Donga Tumhari Bhabhi Ko…

Aapne ab tak sholay movie kitni bar

Aapne Ab Tak Sholay Movie Kitni Bar Dekhi Ha ? ? 5 Baar 4 Baar 3 Baar ? Chaloo 2 Baar Hi Dekhi Ho

Amir khan ki har film mein koi

Amir Khan Ki Har Film Mein Koi Na Koi Message Hota Hai Per Ghajini Dekh K Ap Ko Kya Msg Milta Hai??? Simple Ganja

In case there is a breakoff between

In case there is a breakoff between Saif and Kareena, he will have his tattoo changed to guess wot guyz . . . .

Himesh reshamiya ka kutta ghar se baagh

Himesh Reshamiya Ka Kutta Ghar Se Baagh Giya Dosray Kutton Ne Pocha: Yaar Tu Q Bhaag Giya Wahan Se?” Us Ne Kaha Kia Btao

Beti maa gaon me bollywood wale aye

Beti: Maa GAON Me Bollywood Wale Aye Hen Maa: Andar Aja Inki Niyat Boht Khrab Hoti Hy Beti: Maa Imran Hashmi B Aya Hy

Himesh bhai ne shaadi ki aur 3

Himesh Bhai Ne Shaadi Ki Aur 3 Saal Tak Koi Bachha Nahi Hua Pucho Kyon . . . . . Arre Bhaiyya Unhe Koi

Munna bhai aay circuit baapu bolay to

MUNNA BHAI: Aay circuit! baapu bolay to ****hi ji kapray Q nahi pehantay thay? CIRKET: Bhai bolay to bapu bhi us time k Salman

Once amitabh bachchan and pran were travelling

Once Amitabh Bachchan and Pran were travelling in a train and were engaged in a good gossip for the entire journey. A station came

Software enginers film banayenge to naam kya

Software Enginers Film banayenge to naam kya hoga 1) Munna Bhai c++ 2) kabhi CD kabhi floppy 3) Hamara Mouse apke paas he 4)

Munna bhai aby sarkityeh bata agar

MUNNA BHAI: Aby Sarkit:’Yeh Bata, Agar Bina Danton Ka Kutta Kat Le To Kia Karny Ka? SARKIT : Simple Bhai. ‘Bina Sui K 14

Taapar aur jhapar main farak circuitaye

Taapar aur jhapar main farak CIRCUIT_Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya? MAMU_Nehin. CIRCUIT_To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal

Munna bhai yeh quaid e azam har note main

Munna Bhai: Yeh Quaid-e-Azam Har Note Main muskurate Kyun Rehte Hain? Circuit: Simple Hay Bhai, Royange To Note Geela Ho Jayega Na.