Be izzati no 1 1 larka cycle






Be-Izzati No 1:
1 Larka Cycle Pe Ja Raha Tha,
Cycle Ka Tyre Bhens K Gobar K Beech Me Se Guzra
Qareeb Kuch Larkiyan Khari Theen,
Unhon Ne Taaliyan Baja K Kaha:
Happy Birth Day 2 U…
Larka Ruka Or Jawab Diya:
Khali Taali Bajanay Se Kaam
Nahi Chalega,
Aa Kar Cake Bhi Khana Parega.
Ha Ha Ha
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