Aik pathan ne sex k liye sara

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1. 1 pathan ne sex k liye sara

   1 pathan ne sex k Liye sara saman kharida 1-Oil ki Botel 1-Condom 1-Rooi ka Packet Kisi ne pochha Ab kis ka intezar kr rhy...

2. 1 pathan ne sex k liye sara

   1 pathan ne sex k Liye sara saman kharida 1-Oil ki Botel 1-Condom 1-Rooi ka Packet Kisi ne pochha Ab kis ka intezar kr rhy...

3. Pathan ne chottey qadd ki larki se

   PATHAN Ne Chottey Qadd Ki Larki Se Shaadi Ki Kisi Ne Pocha Tum Ne Aisa Kyu Kiya PATHAN Bola Mere Walid Ne Kaha Tha K...

4. 1 pathan khud ko khat likh raha

   1 Pathan Khud Ko Khat Likh Raha Tha, 1 Pathan Khud Ko Khat Likh Raha Tha, Kisi Ne Pocha Kis Ko Likh Rahay Ho? Bola...

5. Aeroplane aik pathan betha aeroplane main air

   Aeroplane… Aik pathan betha aeroplane main air hostess boli sir what u want pathan bola mujhe naswaar chaheya air hostess boli sir idher naswaar nahi...

6. 1 pathan buji hoi segret pi raha

   1 Pathan Buji hoi Segret Pi Raha tha Kisi Ne Pucha yeh kaisi Segret Pi Rahe Ho is Me To Dowan Hi Nahi Hai? Pathan...

7. Aik pakistani mna se kisi ne pocha

   Aik Pakistani MNA se kisi ne pocha: Kya aap ki degree asli hai?.. Wo bola: G haan.. Us ne kaha: ABC sunaiye . MNA bola:...

8. Aik pathan ney aik american se kaha

   Aik Pathan ney aik American se kaha k ham ne aik aisi cheez Ijad ki hai jis k Zariay Deewar ke dosry taraf Dekha ja...

9. Aik pathan masjid mein namaz parhney jaata

   Aik Pathan masjid mein namaz parhney jaata hai to molvi sahab kehtey hain key tamaam hazraat apne apne mobile phones ka switch off kardein phir...

10. Phudda news bhosri chok pr 1 choot

    PHUDDA NEWS… Bhosri Chok pr 1 Choot ne Khud-kush Hamla kia; 10 Lun Halaak 14 Chootein Zakhmi . 40 Mummay phat gaye . Police ne...

11. Aadhi raat ko 1 sunsan sarrak par

    ‘AADHI RAAT KO 1 SUNSAN SARRAK PAR 1 LARKI KHARI THI, LAGTA THA K KISI KA INTIZAR KAR RAHI HAI, USI LAMHE LARKI KO DOOR...

12. Aadhi raat ko 1 sunsan sarrak par

    AADHI RAAT KO 1 SUNSAN SARRAK PAR 1 LARKI KHARI THI, LAGTA THA K KISI KA INTIZAR KAR RAHI HAI, USI LAMHE LARKI KO DOOR...

13. 1 pathan billi ke pichay bhag rahh

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14. Pathan ki zaban ek bar se kise

    Pathan ki Zaban… Ek Bar Ek Pathan Se Kise Ne Poocha KayAap Ki Umar Kya Hai? Pathan Bola 20 Saal:10 Saal Ke Baad Phir Aus...

15. Aik pathan apna sara saman le k

    Aik Pathan apna sara saman le k GEO k office pohncha or poocha; Woh baji kahan hai jo news k bad kehti hai, Hamaray sath...

16. Nafsiyat ka practical professor ne 1

    Nafsiyat ka practical: Professor ne 1 Larkay k liye 1 taraf cake or 1 taraf Larki rakhi. Larka foran cake ki taraf Lapka. Doosri bar...

17. 1 pathan ne ishara kar k tez

    1 Pathan ne ishara kar k tez Aati bus ko roka.. Driver Kahan jana hai? Pathan: Jana to kahi nai Bacha ro raha hai. Zara...

18. 1 dafa badshah aalamgir ne apne nokr

    1 dafa badshah AALAMGIR ne apne nokr MUHAMMAD HASAN ko hasan keh kr bulya to ap ka nokar ap k liye wazo ka pani ley...

19. Aik pathan ke bimari ka illaj hakeem

    aik pathan ke bimari ka illaj aik hakeem ne aurrat ka dohdh tajveez kia bari muskil se pathan ne aik aurat ko razi kia dohdh...

20. Aik pathan jahaz main ja raha tha

    aik pathan jahaz main ja raha tha k use ulti a gae.ye daiktay hue airhostess nay shopper la k di.tori dair bad jab airhostess wapas...

21. Pathan ne ma mai 1st position li

    Pathan Ne M.A mai 1st Position Li: Teacher ne pocha: Ab Agay Kya Karne Ka Irada Hai? Pathan: . . . . Bachpan Se Shoq...

22. 1 pathan buji hoi cigret pi raha

    1 Pathan Buji hoi cigret Pi Raha tha Kisi Ne Pucha yeh kaisi cigret Pi Rahe Ho is Me To Dohan Hi Nahi Hai? Pathan...

23. Aik pathan dosray say agar tum hum

    aik pathan dosray pathan say; agar tum hum ka batto kay hamray hath main kai hay tu ya anda tumhara, ur agar yay bataao kay...

24. Aik pathan apni biw ko leke riksha

    aik pathan apni biw ko leke riksha mein ja raha tha to us ne raksha wale ko bola k mujhe pata hai k sheeshay mein...

25. Don ka intizar to 11 town k

    DON ka intizar to 11 town k nazim kar rahy hain magar DON se GATAR khulwana mushkil he nai namumkin b hai Q K DoN...

26. Ek admi ka hont jala hua tha

    Ek admi ka hont jala hua tha Kisi ne pocha kese jala? Admi bola: Wife maikey ja rahi the usko chorne station gaya tha khushi...

27. Aik pathan intrview dene gaya us se

    Aik pathan intrview dene gaya us se sawal kya gya: billi dum kyun hilati hai? Pathan ne itminan se jawab dya ‘is liey k dum...

28. Pathan khof zadah tha or ro raha

    Pathan khof zadah tha or ro raha tha, kisi ne pocha khan kia hua, pathan: yaara kal hamara class fellow ka intaqal hogaya us ka...

29. Ek pathan ki tang jal gai

    EK PATHAN KI TANG JAL GAI DR NE BORNAL OR VEGRA SEX TABLET DI PATHAN BOLA VEGRA TO SAMAG ME ATA HAI MAGAR VEGRA KYA...

30. Aik pathan se jail mein inspector ne

    AIK PATHAN SE JAIL MEIN AIK INSPECTOR NE POOCHA TUM JAIL MEIN KAISE AAY.PATHAN BOLA MEDIA KI WAJAH SE.INSPECTOR: WOH KAISY.PATHAN: MEDIA KI LARKI MERA...

31. Pathan ne ma mai 1st position li

    Pathan Ne M.A mai 1st Position Li: Teacher ne pocha: Ab Agay Kya Karne Ka Irada Hai? Pathan: . . . . Bachpan Se Shoq...

32. 1 pathan ki maut bijli girne se

    1 Pathan Ki Maut Bijli Girne Se Hui Par Uski Lash Muskurate Huwe Mili, Farishte Ne Pocha Aisa Kyun? Pathan Bola : Mujhe Laga Koi...

33. Ek pakistani ne apne bete ka naam

    ek pakistani ne apne bete ka naam india rakha to kisi ne pocha ye kyun rakha to bola mein dunya ko batana chahta hoon k...

34. Ek pakistani ne apne bete ka naam

    ek pakistani ne apne bete ka naam india rakha to kisi ne pocha ye kyun rakha to bola mein dunya ko batana chahta hoon k...

35. Tum ne pocha hai k dukh kia

    Tum Ne Pocha Hai K Dukh Kia Hota Hai? To Suno…. Aesa Kerna Kabhi Kisi ko Chahna Aur Chahate Hee Rehna Din Bher Usko Sochte...

36. Kisi ko chahne ki 8 nishanian

    Kisi ko Chahne ki 8 Nishanian, 1=Aap un k SMS bar bar parhte hen, 2=Aap un k samne aate hueghabrate hen, 3=Jab Aap un k...

37. Humen bhulane ka jis waqt faisla krna

    Humen Bhulane ka jis Waqt Faisla krna Phr Apni Ankhon se Khawbon ko b Riha krna Bus ek Tum ho jisy Dil ki bat kehte...

38. Pathan cinema mai jurasic park dekh raha

    Pathan cinema mai ‘Jurasic Park’ dekh raha tha.Dinosour screen ki tarf aane laga to wo bahir bhaag gaya.Bahir Kisi ne pucha kyu bhaag rahe ho...

39. Aik pathan quaid e azam k mazar

    Aik pathan quaid e azam k mazar ja kr dua kr raha tha, mera prize bond her soorat main nikalna chaiyae jaisay hi wo mazar...

40. Sardar dukhi tha kisi ne pocha

    Sardar dukhi tha, kisi ne pocha Kun tension me ho? Sardar: Yar ek dost ko plastic surgery k liye 2 lakh diye the, ab sale...

41. Tum ne pocha hai k dukh kia

    Tum Ne Pocha Hai K Dukh Kia Hota Hai? To Suno…. Aesa Kerna Kabhi Kisi ko Chahna Aur Chahate Hee Rehna Din Bher Usko Sochte...

42. Shadi shadi me pathan boht der taq

    SHADI Shadi me pathan boht der taq khana kha raha tha kisi ne pocha kab taq khaoge Pathan : hum tu khud kha kha k...

43. Agar aap k paas zara bi waqt

    Agar Aap k paas zara bi waqt ho to Mere is sawal ka jawab dain Sawal ye hai k Wo Konsa Cartoon hai? Jo Is...

44. Chalo mai man laiti hoon ye

    chalo mai man laiti hoon ye kehna b tumhara ab k ye dunia buhat pyari hai is ko jee ker zara daikho suno..!! aik baat...

45. Aik boht piyara qissa jo mjhe acha

    Aik boht piyara qissa jo mjhe boht acha lga ap ko b boht acha lgega MAA ne apne chote se Bache ko Ek Pull Paar...

46. Karachi k bharam baaz dialog abay

    Karachi k Bharam Baaz Dialog: ‘Abay chal teri to’ ‘Us ki to mein’ ‘Bus kar zyada mat Phenk’ ‘Chal nikal’ ‘Koot dy salay ko’ ‘Or...

47. Aik aadmi ghadhe ko lekar ploce station

    Aik Aadmi ghadhe ko lekar ploce station k age guzar rha tha. SAmne GAte par MOUJOOD sipahi ne poocha k BHAI ko kaha lekar ja...

48. Akser mard condom charhaa k girlfriends

    Akser mard condom charhaa k girlfriends ko lun choosnay ka kehtay hein. Larkiyaan is maamlay mein ahtiyaat karein QK condom pay chemical laga hota hai....

49. Namaz ki shan jub tum k

    NAMAZ KI SHAN Jub tum NAMAZ k liye khare hote ho to sir se asman tk REHMAT E ILAHI ghata ban k cha jati hai,FARISHTE...

50. Taiz hawaon kai jhonkon sai bus

    Taiz Hawaon Kai Jhonkon Sai Bus Bujhe Giya Hoon Mai Jalraha Tha Barsoon Sai Nibbat Raha Tha Arsoon Sai Ab Bujhe Giya Hoon Haan Ik...

51. Ek c cheeta te ek khota

    Ek c cheeta te ek c khota. Dono shehar wich rehnday c Cheete ne mobil lia te khotay ne v le lia Hun cheete ne...

52. Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi

    Sardar Apni Shadi Pe Udaas Tha Kisi Ne Pocha Kya Bat Hai? Sardar: Mere Susral Ne Barat Pe Thoray Logon Ko Lany Ka Kaha Hai....

53. Aaj k iss ba barkat din ain

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54. Tum say manzil ka nahi rishta safar

    Tum say manzil ka nahi rishta safar ka hai mera Ye zaroori to nahi Sath challa bhi jayee Ye zaroori to nahi Tum say milla...

55. Pathan ko phansi ki saza dene se

    Pathan ko phansi ki saza dene se pehle Judge ne pocha: Tumhari koi akhri khuahish? Pathan Ghussy Se Bola: Haan! Hum 1bar Apny Wakeel Ka...